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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Dramareel
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Wider.
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:10Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut
00:01:40starring him!
00:01:41Ah!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Alice.
00:02:56Hello, Allie.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Hey, put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at, uh, training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I, uh, had a
00:04:17signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing, nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year, new city, new school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay, yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her alive.
00:06:27Third door meeting room.
00:06:29Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:42Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:36I love the football!
00:08:37Oh!
00:08:46I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously?
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:21No, look.
00:09:22It's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And, uh, whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01You missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:45Ah, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58And I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Oh yes.
00:11:40Rhett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute no i just
00:11:58oh my god even my stories didn't go that far i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:12would
00:12:12i even survive that you have double xl condoms here i'll tell you guys do you actually use those
00:12:20yeah thank you for this there's no way that's like a sleeping bag what did you like to know
00:12:32yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so yeah you're the one who tackled me
00:12:37in the boys locker room you kissed me back you basically attacked me i was just trying to crack
00:12:41my head against the floor pathetic i'm actually pathetic i thought he kissed me back i'm such
00:12:54an idiot forget i said anything you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules excuse me there's
00:13:04gonna be a 9 p.m curfew no parties no frat boys and you're gonna share your life location
00:13:10with me all the time are you insane who do you think you are my father
00:13:20i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability yeah we're roommates that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you don't get to tell me what to do so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:38that i am your brother's best friend and ron's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever i want you to do to make sure that you're safe why don't you consider me
00:13:48your brother pro max nope definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:54no pro max not when he looks like that
00:14:00yeah pro max yeah this whole thing is ridiculous first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:09now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties i can go to you don't get to
00:14:14tell
00:14:14me about them i'm not your prisoner i don't control what i do
00:14:18next 18
00:14:32freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:39mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders lingerie seriously but if i don't go it'll be social suicide
00:14:48and i'll never make the squat i'm not letting rita win i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's
00:14:55best friend since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend screw him
00:15:01i don't take orders from those
00:15:23oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:31look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give littleness hooker a round of applause for being
00:15:37tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks at least i don't look so ordinary you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:48i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:52now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:59turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:15i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:32what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:45to claim you
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:48just give me a second
00:16:57yeah allison
00:16:58yeah allison
00:17:00yeah all right
00:17:06that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty
00:17:10lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:17lick it up
00:17:26brett
00:17:28what's up
00:17:29where are you
00:17:30i'm at club five i um
00:17:33i lost a dare
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36what kind of dare
00:17:39i need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:43allison are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:48go out of time
00:17:48come on brett please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:52no allison you know what
00:17:53you wanted to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56brett please
00:18:01how dare you even think brett
00:18:03he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:10i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think you're going
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20nope
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get brett's touchy
00:18:30that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that
00:18:48oh
00:18:50jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:00stop fighting
00:19:04i'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:15please
00:19:16please stop
00:19:17please
00:19:17get in this
00:19:18that's what gets used
00:19:21hey asshole
00:19:26no
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands in my girl again
00:19:37do you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:48this is a total overreaction jason how are you just having fun together i mean look at how she's
00:19:55dressed she's practically begging for it you know i've been listening to videos of this online
00:20:09or else you are fucking dumb and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of
00:20:15one video does everybody understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh you're sneaking out going to a place like
00:20:44this what happened if i hadn't shown up huh what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister always causing trouble just put this up happy
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this like i'm desperate oh that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit you're trying to impress people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends
00:21:37and you're lowering your standards i know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:41and i know that i'm a pathetic loser and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are i don't want to be me okay
00:21:55i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want someone who will answer when i call
00:22:00them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you come i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean what does that mean for us what am i to you brett
00:22:11i'm losing my mind i know the rules but look at her all i can think just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:23say it just say it i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39i can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45see you know what just forget it forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:23:00listen there is a line that i am trying to not cross
00:23:05why because if i do i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing brett
00:23:40we're outing everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:58ali are you with brett right now
00:24:04swear to god guys what are you doing right now talk to me
00:24:06face time to ron
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:23ali called me dumbass
00:24:25and i had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party and and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:49yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true you guys got to take care of two i don't know like an urgent
00:25:02care right now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was uh i
00:25:05was going to right after i got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that
00:25:17you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:32you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:51allison you're first
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Uh, she's with me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Wait a minute. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:17Northly.
00:30:33Oh my God.
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:36It's fucking hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Oh my God.
00:30:41Jesus.
00:30:43Oh my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:54Brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:58How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:04Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Have...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48We're all...
00:31:48You're all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:00And I need you to meet me
00:34:01in the women's locker room right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:58than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:06right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break your leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University
00:36:00cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:26Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:28Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move
00:36:50after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:05if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20,
00:37:21the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:46Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:57You're good.
00:37:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:03Thank you for me.
00:38:04Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:10Is he actually going to kiss me
00:38:12in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:14Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:38:24Now we've got ourselves an old Kiss Cam stand-off.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on Allison, give people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't have kissed my brother's best friend.
00:38:41but I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait...
00:38:58What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me, right now, what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32I'm fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under fit on what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie!
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron...
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:17Okay?
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:02My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:03What?
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Aki, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:49No I don't want it.
00:50:56I don't want it.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?!
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:04What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08You think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rod would think if you knew you were...
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:11How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck? Come on. Okay? No more of these stupid games. You
00:51:15don't have to play this shit
00:51:16I know let's go. I don't have to play these stupid games. I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34Oh my god, oh shit
00:51:50Oh
00:51:56Oh my god, is she okay?
00:52:02Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Hey, you okay?
00:52:07I can't. I can't feel it
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:10Just try to breathe
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:11Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:17It hurts
00:52:18Let's get you in
00:52:19Hey, let's get you in
00:52:23Okay?
00:52:24Get out of my way
00:52:27Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett
00:52:31Alright, here you go. Put you down, hurry
00:52:33You know, you could have died out of us
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:39Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:01You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool, I saved your life
00:53:10And now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know, I don't understand
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39That's it
00:53:40I did! I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:43Stop! Stop!
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:45I know that! I know
00:53:46Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop, Susan
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44I said you had no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:06I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:09I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:18Lord House
00:55:20I think about you everyday
00:55:22Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:26And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:33Every time
00:55:37Hey
00:55:39What?
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's gonna kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:47I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just for a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I don't want to hear what
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:47Aww
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me and
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up
00:58:01Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett, stop
00:58:04Don't
00:58:05Read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palm's my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you awake, Ally?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:45Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey, are you okay? You sounded sick. Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:12You think just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:25I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh...
00:59:49I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50If I'd known it was your little girlfriends I never would have touched it
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to
01:00:13Hey!
01:00:14Hey!
01:00:15You found my bag, I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me, I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:00:59I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn, Scott
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well, well, well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach, please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:43I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:56Yeah, sorry, I should have, uh, labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No, they aren't
01:02:02Uh, Ms. Russo
01:02:03How is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just...
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:17That's enough
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26What? You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean, I know it
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up, when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:07I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14Your call
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:26What?
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:53Bone sex
01:03:55So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07No, seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect guess who you are, okay?
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you when you fall
01:04:23Always
01:04:25All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita, you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:36Okay, Allison
01:04:46Hey, great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:12Hey, I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46Brett, thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:48I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right, everyone
01:05:52In light of the performances and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:05Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look, I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:23That's all that matters
01:06:24Thanks, bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew!
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:30Yo!
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Lookin' good, baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What? What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:46Yo, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00What?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows
01:07:01How you got the captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:03By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14One more woman
01:07:15I do
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19She's a public boss
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:22Hey!
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:25Hey, fuckface
01:07:34That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:40No
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're on it?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brett
01:07:58You could've broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:05Shut up
01:08:11You know, I could kinda get used to this
01:08:13Having, uh, Nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh, shit, no
01:08:24That's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:39Yeah
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:49God, you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is, uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:02Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Unless you're an audience
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you do to me
01:09:38I feel what you do to me
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44100
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:50I can help you
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55Alright, let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:57Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh
01:10:05Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:08You know, you could've just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26It's good
01:10:29Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:43I'm so proud, so young
01:10:46I can't even
01:10:48I can't even
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:54I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:59Sick
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:00Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:09I will end you
01:11:11Beat
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19She bought it
01:11:20With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP
01:11:26Brett Harrison
01:11:31That's not true
01:11:33You know what? I don't care
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:40Just ask them yourself
01:11:41Oh really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:50He said he had good stuff
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:56You know that's bullshit
01:11:58I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:05Ally, no more being blackmailed
01:12:07Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16Oh sweetie, it's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice
01:12:20We trusted you
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:27Messes with me
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:30She's using you
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody
01:12:36A total bottom feeder
01:12:38Rita, you know what? You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Listen, just
01:12:47Please listen to me
01:12:49Everybody, just shut up
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this
01:12:54And here come the pretzels
01:12:57Alright, that's enough
01:12:57That's enough
01:12:59Now, in light of these
01:13:01Significant allegations
01:13:02As well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Allison Scott
01:13:08You are hereby removed
01:13:09From your position as captain of the cheerleader camp
01:13:11Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes
01:13:19Hold on
01:13:19Hold it
01:13:21If you would please
01:13:22Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:27With the right body
01:13:27No more pills, no more purging
01:13:29No more blackmail
01:13:30You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely
01:13:32Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:35Take your spouse ever again
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:40This video
01:13:41This is the real conversation
01:13:43Not the edited one
01:13:45That Rita just played
01:13:47Now for the drugs
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:50They're vitamins
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:54You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:58He's right
01:14:00These are common supplements
01:14:01Everybody
01:14:03Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10And she's been shaming them
01:14:11Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:13Now every body is different
01:14:14But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:18One reason only
01:14:19Because she was a threat
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:24And it's horrible
01:14:25Because Allison, she's a beautiful person
01:14:27And she would never do anything like this
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:33That's not true
01:14:34He's lying
01:14:36She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself
01:14:59Look at you!
01:15:00Playing the victim
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance
01:15:06You run crying to Harrison
01:15:08Nothing but a little
01:15:10Shut up dude, shut up
01:15:12What are you gonna do about it Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything
01:15:14You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21Apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26From various female students
01:15:27As of now you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:31What? No! My father-
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:36But I assure you his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:39You can take him away
01:15:40Party's over, let go
01:15:42No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott
01:15:49On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:58And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08Thank you, Principal
01:16:09Alright everyone, sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:12I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14But, we have a game to get back to
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:21Coffin' vapor
01:16:33Poffin' Bieber
01:16:35Mount City
01:16:35University wins it all!
01:16:50yasssss
01:16:51Woooooo
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:03Hey! Allison.
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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