She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess Full Movie

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00:00:00You

00:00:02Healer goddess hear my plea

00:00:06Please save my child

00:00:22Rod of a sepulius

00:00:40Rejuvenate

00:00:47Rejuvenate

00:00:48Praise, she is the healer goddess

00:00:51No, please

00:00:52Don't call me that

00:00:54I'm just glad I could help

00:01:00Here you go, miss

00:01:01Thank you

00:01:04Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:07in need

00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, cause only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:24run

00:01:27Aw, it's okay little guy

00:01:30I'll fix you right up

00:01:35Right

00:01:36Right

00:01:36Rewrites the wrong

00:01:40Rejuvenate

00:01:44See?

00:01:45Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb

00:01:49Come on Cleo, let's go

00:02:01Hey hey hey

00:02:05Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years

00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is

00:02:11If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely

00:02:13Be Lysander Armstrong

00:02:15His military family basically owns the entire global stock market

00:02:19He's so hot

00:02:20Does he come with the money?

00:02:22Yes

00:02:22He'll even marry you if you can cure him

00:02:24Money

00:02:25Fame

00:02:25Power

00:02:27It's all yours

00:02:32Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:34Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa

00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in

00:02:40Grandma

00:02:41I'm dying

00:02:43Save me, Trixie

00:02:44Grandma?

00:02:46Grandma

00:02:46When are you getting married?

00:02:48I'm already a hundred years old

00:02:50I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma

00:02:52And Butch is still on deployment

00:02:54So that's why I haven't been married yet

00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:04We're talking about my brother's life

00:03:06I don't have time for jokes

00:03:08No!

00:03:17Oh!

00:03:17Please go feed your dog, Miss

00:03:18Don't let it starve like you

00:03:20Oh, kind stranger

00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish

00:03:23Grant me a wish?

00:03:25That you can barely feed yourself

00:03:26The downfall of humanity

00:03:27It all starts with the loss of faith

00:03:30What?

00:03:32Jeez, this is giving me a migraine

00:03:34Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing this?

00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me

00:03:40Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness

00:03:44Can you do that?

00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to

00:03:49Cleo, stay right here for a second

00:03:50Don't go too far, Cleo

00:03:55Hold still

00:04:02What?

00:04:02My migraine's gone

00:04:03Okay, then let's go

00:04:05If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you

00:04:07Come on, come on

00:04:21How is he?

00:04:22What is the diagnosis?

00:04:24Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him

00:04:26I'm sorry

00:04:27I don't know what this is

00:04:28Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:04:30You're supposed to be one of the best

00:04:31Don't worry, General

00:04:32I'm the angel herbalist

00:04:34And I have mastered all healing methods of the East

00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle

00:04:41Needle

00:04:56I have no clue what this is

00:04:59Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all

00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last

00:05:06Me, the witch doctor

00:05:08I'll save your son Lysander

00:05:20He's not budging, there's no movement

00:05:21Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is

00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the Earth for the best doctors

00:05:30They've tried all these methods and they've all failed

00:05:33If we can't save him, there's only one person who can

00:05:38Who?

00:05:41The goddess of healing

00:05:44Wait a second

00:05:46You're not talking about the legendary goddess you

00:05:48That's correct

00:05:49Her right rewrites the rond

00:05:51And her left leaves the bereft

00:05:54That's her motto

00:05:55It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals

00:05:57We are nothing compared to her

00:06:00She is eccentric and elusive

00:06:03No one has ever seen her before

00:06:04If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son

00:06:08I don't care if I go bankrupt

00:06:11I will find her

00:06:12James, come

00:06:13Put out a bounty

00:06:14To the entire world

00:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer

00:06:18Will get the five million dollars

00:06:20There's no need

00:06:34I'll save your son

00:06:36Who the hell is she?

00:06:37Dad, she says she can cure Lysander

00:06:39She's gonna save your brother?

00:06:41Don't be ridiculous

00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:06:45Exactly

00:06:46God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier

00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich

00:06:52Ew!

00:06:53She even brought a filthy dog with her

00:06:55I bet it has fleas

00:06:57That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion

00:07:00Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us

00:07:07Don't touch him

00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover

00:07:12But I can see from all your faces that you've failed

00:07:15So step aside

00:07:17I'll take it from here

00:07:18Could you hold this?

00:07:19Ho ho ho ho

00:07:20You're not gonna touch my son

00:07:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country

00:07:25And a former general

00:07:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one

00:07:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners

00:07:32Wasn't paying enough cash

00:07:33Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some

00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong

00:07:41When he's unconscious?

00:07:43Ew!

00:07:45Disgusting

00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute

00:07:47Security!

00:07:48Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now

00:07:51Let's go

00:07:51If you throw me out

00:07:53You're tossing away your son's last chance at life

00:07:58Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail

00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try

00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud

00:08:08Alright, I'll give you a shot

00:08:10But I warn you

00:08:11If you fail

00:08:12I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall

00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?

00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me

00:08:20And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness

00:08:23But since I'm not welcome here

00:08:26I'll leave

00:08:28Devon, come find me when you have a different wish

00:08:31Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me

00:08:33I can't lose him

00:08:35Well, if he's a hero to you

00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person

00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack

00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband

00:08:49Who says I want to marry him?

00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you

00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her

00:08:59I mean, look at her

00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up

00:09:02You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her

00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters

00:09:09Continue wasting your time

00:09:11But I'm saving this patient

00:09:22Oh, okay!

00:09:25What's happening?

00:09:26What are we doing?

00:09:37What the hell are you doing?

00:09:39I knew she was a perv

00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us

00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?

00:09:47Are you insane?

00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son

00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy

00:09:58Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him

00:10:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:10:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here

00:10:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?

00:10:14This?

00:10:21It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here

00:10:23What?

00:10:25What?

00:10:25So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?

00:10:29THE rod of a sepulius?

00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from

00:10:34If you're going to be this delusional?

00:10:35I agree

00:10:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery

00:10:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?

00:10:42We are all certified

00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease

00:10:47She's right about everything

00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right

00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?

00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy

00:10:59Oh

00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it

00:11:02Because I just discovered it

00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy

00:11:08The chances are a billion to one

00:11:09A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery

00:11:12But lucky for you all

00:11:13You've hit the jackpot by finding me

00:11:16What a bunch of baloney

00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good

00:11:22Precisely

00:11:23You are just a scamming prostitute

00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine

00:11:29I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school

00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead

00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases

00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up

00:11:43Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:11:46Oh, yeah

00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up

00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back

00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called anencephaly

00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?

00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me

00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees

00:12:04Then let's have a bet

00:12:05If you can't heal him

00:12:08We'll break your hands

00:12:11And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore

00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined

00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them

00:12:26There's too many lives at stake

00:12:30Don't worry, I got this

00:12:34It's a deal

00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong

00:12:37No one is dying on my watch

00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years

00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything

00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you

00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband

00:13:10I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing

00:13:15Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit

00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?

00:13:20Don't listen to her

00:13:21She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her

00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness

00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery

00:13:32You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character

00:13:36What? Did you just call me?

00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here

00:13:42And you're standing in my way

00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm

00:13:48Now stop getting in my way

00:13:49Or I promise you, you will be bubbling up the mouth very soon

00:13:53Oh yeah?

00:13:54You wanna see real pain?

00:13:55Where's the dog?

00:13:56Well put down the dog!

00:13:58With pleasure

00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath

00:14:18You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor

00:14:23She's been poisoned!

00:14:25It was her!

00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?

00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives

00:14:31But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison

00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine

00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:14:39Of course

00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes

00:14:43If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me

00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?

00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen

00:15:04I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way

00:15:07Angel herbalist

00:15:08This is what I call...

00:15:10Malpractice

00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live

00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment

00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready?

00:15:19Right this way

00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:15:22What the hell is going on?

00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:15:27Then stop getting in my way

00:15:28Every second counts

00:15:31Let's go for a dip, shall we?

00:15:36General Armstrong

00:15:36Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation

00:15:40Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there alone?

00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in

00:15:53Alright, but I warn you, no funny business

00:16:26You're not really just a king

00:16:52you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman

00:16:56general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's

00:17:03what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of

00:17:07the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that

00:17:13we have to have fate where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you shitting

00:17:23me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background

00:17:28she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're

00:17:32right

00:17:33that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir

00:17:40oh my

00:17:46i told you i'll to stay out

00:17:53it's just a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die

00:18:01i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son

00:18:06i'm gonna save him myself

00:18:12you see that general this isn't just a gull digging con woman this is a witchcraft

00:18:18i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to

00:18:25steal the

00:18:25hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that

00:18:29bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir

00:18:36you regain consciousness

00:18:47help me i'm just one

00:18:53something's wrong

00:18:56you were drunk with an athrodisiac

00:18:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine

00:19:03that's one more thing i'm saving you from

00:19:05that's one more thing

00:19:12sir

00:19:13it's watching this here captain morales

00:19:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can

00:19:23to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive

00:19:33right he writes the wrong

00:19:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked

00:19:46good you're awake i'm saving you

00:19:49saving me by bathing with me

00:19:52who are you a fucking spy

00:19:54talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this

00:19:59you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper

00:20:03i will never

00:20:04oh really

00:20:17look who's guilty now

00:20:20look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact

00:20:24a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts

00:20:29science okay it just means that my body

00:20:31oh shut up

00:20:34you're just talking to me with your funny

00:20:37and i'm a professional

00:20:39i hear lysander's voice captain do something now

00:20:42ready

00:20:47we're almost there

00:20:49aim

00:20:51get him boys get him

00:20:54fire

00:20:57fire

00:21:11those the missiles

00:21:12how is this possible

00:21:14it's not even a scratch

00:21:15i told you this is dark magic

00:21:17of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing

00:21:20no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch

00:21:24young master armstrong you are too easily fooled

00:21:28this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living

00:21:31how is she going to save someone else's life

00:21:33that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world

00:21:38if we can't save him no one can

00:21:40except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years

00:21:46miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess

00:21:53maybe this homeless girl is really the god

00:21:55no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us

00:22:01how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie

00:22:05you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander

00:22:10it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient

00:22:16but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is

00:22:23in

00:22:23tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch

00:22:29my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant

00:22:35then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her

00:22:41down

00:22:42my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires

00:22:48i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:22:54from me

00:22:56this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive

00:23:19it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison

00:23:26gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers

00:23:33like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the

00:23:39poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both

00:23:44of us

00:23:45killed i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never

00:24:02what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that

00:24:08there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your

00:24:14brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the

00:24:19door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do

00:24:24that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long

00:24:29captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter

00:24:36she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck

00:24:44ready hey oh shit

00:24:50quit your whining and stand down

00:25:03the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too

00:25:08i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just

00:25:15saved this

00:25:15man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease

00:25:21spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can

00:25:27see

00:25:27for yourself well now you're just asking him to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you

00:25:33you won't punish her i will don't hurt her

00:25:50his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better

00:25:56there's no sign of illness infection or disease

00:26:05miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before

00:26:10and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical

00:26:19advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled

00:26:24hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic

00:26:29again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field

00:26:35of

00:26:35medicine than the queen angel and i the goddess healer

00:26:44could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is

00:26:49well over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what

00:26:55matters

00:26:55is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving

00:27:00your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right

00:27:07we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife

00:27:11if you cured him

00:27:12and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it but i'm

00:27:20sorry i i'm already engaged

00:27:25already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years

00:27:31and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your

00:27:37brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's

00:27:43savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything i just

00:27:50believe in doing good in the world

00:27:55tricksy it's your fiancee he's back and he says he's breaking up with you i must go

00:28:08hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's

00:28:16even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world

00:28:20marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around

00:28:26i'm gonna marry that homeless woman

00:28:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly

00:28:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their

00:28:54licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god

00:29:02we were truly blessed to have mistrixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was

00:29:08just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and

00:29:14had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done

00:29:18that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that i have

00:29:23to find her i

00:29:24have to make her my life she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her

00:29:28i'll help you

00:29:29find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts

00:29:38i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house

00:29:45now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my

00:29:51name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious

00:29:54you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house

00:30:07grandma beatrice trixie i'm already i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you

00:30:13for your best friend marissa that the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now

00:30:25you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed

00:30:31yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home

00:30:37do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my

00:30:41life when

00:30:42i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa

00:30:49that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business

00:30:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute

00:31:02oh yeah marissa

00:31:05is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now

00:31:10she's the ceo of an entire corporation

00:31:13and you

00:31:18you're still nothing

00:31:20so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade

00:31:23look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the

00:31:31presidential contract i gave her

00:31:37you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother

00:31:44only have everything you have all thanks to me

00:31:51oh i think she's losing it bro that breakups have hit her hard

00:31:55oh you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family

00:32:03for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that

00:32:10level

00:32:12we're edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh

00:32:15what is he talking about jersey show her bob

00:32:23this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this

00:32:27house on her own she was begging on the street for money

00:32:31i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you

00:32:34even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig

00:32:37the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater

00:32:44is this true trixie

00:32:48i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live

00:32:53so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that

00:32:59what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade

00:33:08enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives

00:33:23at your wedding i will

00:33:26if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend

00:33:31why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to

00:33:38you

00:33:38fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever

00:33:44again do you remember that

00:33:53trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their

00:33:58wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions

00:34:05trillions

00:34:07that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited

00:34:14from aseplius the god of healing i saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was

00:34:20able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing

00:34:26her name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear i know it must have broken your heart but

00:34:34embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have

00:34:39to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical

00:34:44bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything

00:34:51back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you

00:34:56will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma

00:35:09you said trixie's crushing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to

00:35:15extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck i hope when nobody steps on snake the snake bites

00:35:20back home so let her come and embarrass herself you mean we broadcast that video

00:35:29yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the

00:35:37whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my president she'll glow up let's turn this party into

00:35:42her funeral there he is welcome home brother welcome home general sir the homeless woman who

00:35:59saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served with your regiment in the

00:36:03marines you mean the butch tanner that could barely carry supplies well she's been providing for him and

00:36:07his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for him for years and then he

00:36:12betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their

00:36:16wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her

00:36:22incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir

00:36:27we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll

00:36:44welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we

00:36:49getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my

00:36:54biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but

00:37:03just taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of

00:37:09the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see some of the most important

00:37:14people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to

00:37:21get you the contract herself it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream

00:37:27of

00:37:29we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin

00:37:35not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does

00:37:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train

00:38:04wreck

00:38:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our entertainment for tonight

00:38:10sir just watch

00:38:13trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum a

00:38:18meal off us you know being this poor me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who

00:38:25bankrolled

00:38:26you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look

00:38:30at yourself

00:38:31in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to

00:38:36congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed with me

00:38:42she wants see everyone budge already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that

00:38:50she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they

00:38:55beg for scraps

00:38:56from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't

00:39:03bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract

00:39:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly

00:39:18have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble

00:39:24beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now

00:39:30that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man

00:39:35this is what us rich girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were

00:39:43too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich

00:39:49bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing

00:39:54me in front of everyone you should make yourself don't listen to everyone she's the gold digging

00:39:58blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself

00:40:03in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a

00:40:09pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but

00:40:15guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man

00:40:20will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk

00:40:26i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this

00:40:42oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa

00:40:48the one that's supposed to make us all rich as

00:40:50fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it you all sound so scared already

00:40:55don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me

00:41:04see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way

00:41:08look

00:41:08at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little

00:41:13uh

00:41:13peasant slave that house is where all her life savings

00:41:20you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it

00:41:32you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity

00:41:45bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she

00:41:49can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just

00:41:53toss

00:41:53away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gone

00:41:58delusional

00:41:59and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will

00:42:03scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman

00:42:08doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch

00:42:18we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the

00:42:21wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him

00:42:26let's go

00:42:30you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse

00:42:36including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war

00:42:42hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled

00:42:48unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like

00:42:53general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you if you really cured the incurable

00:42:58general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated

00:43:04trixie show them butch

00:43:11see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar

00:43:18she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines

00:43:23sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female

00:43:31president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you

00:43:36like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the

00:43:41poor

00:43:41do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as

00:43:48accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here

00:43:52maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can

00:43:57i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came

00:44:02here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no

00:44:08you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners

00:44:14like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then

00:44:21why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back

00:44:25no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal

00:44:32prostitute

00:44:43how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive

00:44:49awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will

00:44:54be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell

00:45:03of a blowjob

00:45:04in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one

00:45:08to

00:45:08fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've

00:45:13saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you

00:45:20off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough

00:45:25you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three

00:45:32i think i quite like it here two

00:45:44hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife

00:46:13i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future

00:46:20wife

00:46:23you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again

00:46:29really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me

00:46:34any

00:46:34favors i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey

00:46:45dub don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of

00:46:49woman of

00:46:49virtue that a man would die for virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs

00:46:57for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob

00:47:02was willing

00:47:03to give her some i see her in the marines i'm a major you know look man i know trixie

00:47:14is like uh i don't

00:47:15know to seven now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your man on a whiny worthless woman like

00:47:20that a real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward

00:47:39we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them

00:47:43you're very gracious trixie you know that

00:47:47you're only getting off of it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming

00:47:51near her again you understand you want to with me you little dipshit i'm a major

00:47:55you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who

00:48:01this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you

00:48:05don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of

00:48:14your plan

00:48:14trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a

00:48:20woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy

00:48:28a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been

00:48:33out of

00:48:34action for so long maybe we should try to pay some off some more don't you think bring in the

00:48:39wedding gifts

00:48:47what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life

00:48:53but i know that we shared a moment

00:48:57i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my

00:49:01nature

00:49:02like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind

00:49:13and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good

00:49:22yeah sure oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift

00:49:31trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500

00:49:37million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess

00:49:45this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a

00:49:51cowboy actor it must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show

00:49:56they've got nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know

00:50:02that you

00:50:02are the farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why oh my third gift is um well

00:50:21oh

00:50:24cleo hey oh my god you found my dog

00:50:33trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more

00:50:36trixie amore

00:50:40will you marry me

00:50:43you know i can't say no to this doggo

00:50:48yes i will marry you

00:51:05go go power couple

00:51:08whoo okay stop the only power couple here is much and i let's remind everyone how worth this

00:51:15trixie is

00:51:17no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey

00:51:23i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will

00:51:27be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand

00:51:35you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander

00:51:46armstrong

00:51:46as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie

00:51:55yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market lysander armstrong would sooner

00:52:00marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're all just

00:52:05actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for let's show

00:52:10what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us

00:52:13the elites

00:52:14infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck

00:52:20truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable

00:52:28i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but

00:52:35i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander

00:52:44yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me

00:52:49oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone

00:53:00uh hello yes

00:53:04what

00:53:18hey hey are you sure that was the call sauce that that was a real call people don't just suddenly

00:53:23go

00:53:23bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's in thin air

00:53:30then that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of

00:53:37health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market

00:53:41could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means

00:53:48you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country

00:53:53trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to beat

00:54:00now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything

00:54:05there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us

00:54:17i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know

00:54:22what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you

00:54:26a good time

00:54:29do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you

00:54:32ah i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess

00:54:42the

00:54:42cheater gets cheated on eventually sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at

00:54:49all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other

00:54:55efficiency i can give you a room full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking

00:55:06i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trick scene thank you devon marissa not only have you

00:55:13backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to

00:55:20get your company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now

00:55:25everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back

00:55:31wait everyone stop they're imposters

00:55:36i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled

00:55:43because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer

00:55:49you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical

00:55:54products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the

00:55:59goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft

00:56:05that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on

00:56:11her way now so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here

00:56:17isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of

00:56:23my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one

00:56:27would

00:56:27even bat an eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi

00:56:35you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha

00:56:44yes i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer

00:56:51don't arrest her grandma mr rogers this is williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard

00:56:56about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer

00:57:02i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law

00:57:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything she had

00:57:13just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiancee really is an

00:57:19incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven you must be the criminal pretending to be general

00:57:29lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country

00:57:35from a terrorist attack without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's

00:57:39why his choice to crime is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because

00:57:44of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be

00:57:48an

00:57:48imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble

00:57:53i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex

00:57:59you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk let's go

00:58:26get him if you can

00:58:42you

00:59:14Is that enough pain?

00:59:15Or do you want more?

00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Iceman Hunter.

00:59:28Grandma.

00:59:30Meet my new fiancé.

00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé?

00:59:35He's so manly.

00:59:37Much better than your last one.

00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.

00:59:41It's Butch's loss.

00:59:43Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.

00:59:46She's like a shining star in the sky,

00:59:48and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.

00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling them?

00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?

00:59:55Drown out the poor!

00:59:56Drown out the poor!

00:59:57Drown out the poor!

00:59:59Drown out the poor!

01:00:00Drown out the poor!

01:00:02Drown out the poor!

01:00:03See, Trixie?

01:00:04You've got no connections.

01:00:05No power.

01:00:06You can't compete against me,

01:00:07even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.

01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.

01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield

01:00:14because you know we won't hurt them.

01:00:16Let them eat, Kate!

01:00:26You can't shoot all of them.

01:00:27Grab what you can, fam.

01:00:29Attack!

01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.

01:00:53What the fuck was that?

01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was.

01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.

01:01:04Damn it!

01:01:05I'm dead.

01:01:06I'm dead.

01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too.

01:01:10That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.

01:01:12Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.

01:01:14We're cornered.

01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.

01:01:17Devon, you and your brother are both good men.

01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.

01:01:22They will be punished.

01:01:26Now hold still for me.

01:01:30Wright rewrites the world.

01:01:41Holy fuck!

01:01:42Did she just reverse the bullet?

01:01:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?

01:01:45Is she the goddess healer?

01:01:50I'm all better now.

01:01:51Thank you, Miss Trixie.

01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.

01:01:56No, please.

01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.

01:01:59Don't put me on them serve, badass.

01:02:00Sure.

01:02:02You hear that?

01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.

01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.

01:02:08While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.

01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,

01:02:15but now you've hurt the innocent, too.

01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.

01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?

01:02:21God?

01:02:23Wrong.

01:02:24But you're close.

01:02:25Oh, bullshit.

01:02:27I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.

01:02:31You want to cross the line so bad?

01:02:33Then let's see you try.

01:02:34Charge!

01:02:43What the hell is this?

01:02:45This is the line between life and death.

01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?

01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.

01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.

01:02:57What if it's a trap?

01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.

01:03:00We ain't afraid of her.

01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute.

01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?

01:03:07I will.

01:03:10Left leaves the wrong left.

01:03:18I'm fine.

01:03:19Nothing happens.

01:03:21You'll see soon enough.

01:03:22Oh, please.

01:03:23I really want to die.

01:03:24And you call this the line between life and death?

01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.

01:03:29Whoops.

01:03:30Just crossed it again.

01:03:31Whoops.

01:03:32And again.

01:03:33Nothing's happened to you.

01:03:35Swap.

01:03:36Swap.

01:03:40Swap.

01:03:41Swap.

01:03:42Swap.

01:03:44No!

01:03:44No, Pop.

01:03:46Hey.

01:03:47What did you do to my brother?

01:03:48I didn't do anything.

01:03:50Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.

01:03:52I suggest you take him to the UR.

01:03:54If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.

01:03:57Come on.

01:03:59Major.

01:03:59Are you not going to help your own brother?

01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?

01:04:03See, this must be an illusion.

01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.

01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?

01:04:17Please!

01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.

01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.

01:04:21Oh, please.

01:04:22You hurt us first.

01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.

01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.

01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.

01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.

01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?

01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:04:47Don't touch my wife.

01:04:50And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.

01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.

01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.

01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.

01:05:04Oh, really?

01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.

01:05:08You've got nothing on me.

01:05:13Yes.

01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.

01:05:20Goddess!

01:05:20Madam President, I require your assistance.

01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.

01:05:28Get the VP.

01:05:29We're leaving now.

01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.

01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.

01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.

01:05:44A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.

01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.

01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.

01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.

01:05:53You hear that, everyone?

01:05:55There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.

01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,

01:06:03so she's come here to play up her importance.

01:06:05No.

01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.

01:06:08Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.

01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:06:21Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,

01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?

01:06:30Is this how the working class think all the time?

01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.

01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.

01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?

01:06:46It ain't working.

01:06:47You can't just fake the...

01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.

01:06:54It's like real magic.

01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.

01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:07:07No.

01:07:08Trixie, look.

01:07:10I believe you.

01:07:11You saved me.

01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.

01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.

01:07:19We'll riot against you now.

01:07:21Tear her apart!

01:07:22Tear her apart!

01:07:24Tear her apart!

01:07:25Tear her apart!

01:07:27Tear her apart!

01:07:28The vice president arrives!

01:07:43Who dare cause ruckus in here?

01:07:48Your General Lysander Armstrong.

01:07:51Wait, what?

01:07:53He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?

01:07:55No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?

01:07:58Right, Secretary Cho?

01:08:00This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.

01:08:05But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?

01:08:09Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.

01:08:11What I mean is...

01:08:13You're the war hero.

01:08:15General Lysander Armstrong.

01:08:17And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?

01:08:19The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important

01:08:25allies to the president?

01:08:26He is the general.

01:08:28Oh, but he's in trouble now.

01:08:30Did you hear that?

01:08:31Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.

01:08:36So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?

01:08:38We got the VP and the president.

01:08:40On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.

01:08:44I told you.

01:08:45Now punish them, Vice President Langley.

01:08:48This is treason.

01:08:49Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.

01:08:56Hurry!

01:08:57The goddess healer needs us.

01:09:00You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.

01:09:03My brother is a war hero.

01:09:04He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.

01:09:06He was in a coma for two years.

01:09:08If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:09:09Enough!

01:09:10You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.

01:09:13Not just your brother.

01:09:16Yeah.

01:09:17It's okay.

01:09:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:09:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.

01:09:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.

01:09:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.

01:09:33I truly saved a good man.

01:09:39I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.

01:09:43And what can you do about it?

01:09:44Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.

01:09:47My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.

01:09:51Let's try it out on them.

01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice President.

01:09:55There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:09:57Put innocent civilian lives in danger?

01:09:59Despicable!

01:10:00What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:10:05Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:10:09Did you hear that, boys?

01:10:13Oh!

01:10:21Shit!

01:10:22Wait, that's the president.

01:10:35Help!

01:10:35Hey, idiots!

01:10:38No!

01:10:43Oh, my gosh!

01:10:44I'm so sorry, Madam President.

01:10:46That was...

01:10:47They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:10:50What is this?

01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.

01:10:55This is a war crime.

01:10:56These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:10:59You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want.

01:11:01I have the presidential contract.

01:11:03With great power comes great responsibility.

01:11:05And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract.

01:11:08I gave you.

01:11:09What are you doing?

01:11:10Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.

01:11:13That is easy.

01:11:14There's no need.

01:11:16I'll save everyone.

01:11:30It's raining gold!

01:11:33What's happening?

01:11:34Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:11:35It's got to be cheap glitter.

01:11:39She...

01:11:39She is...

01:11:41She is a criminal.

01:11:43Don't worry, Madam President.

01:11:44We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:11:46I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:11:47Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:11:50What are you talking about?

01:11:52The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.

01:12:03This contract?

01:12:05Yes!

01:12:06Thank you, first gentleman.

01:12:23My contract, you bitch!

01:12:26And that's not all.

01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:12:40There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.

01:12:43Don't you realize?

01:12:44Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?

01:12:47You're the real virus here, Marissa.

01:12:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.

01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.

01:12:54So prepare yourself.

01:12:56Because I'm about to smite you.

01:12:59What are you going to do?

01:13:00The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:13:06And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:13:09Madam President, you've recovered now.

01:13:12So what's your final decision?

01:13:15I'll...

01:13:16She's going to give me my billion dollar...

01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:13:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President?

01:13:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.

01:13:34You wish, you idiot!

01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:13:42I don't understand.

01:13:44I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.

01:13:49And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:13:54You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?

01:13:58The one and only.

01:14:01And it's...

01:14:03Her.

01:14:13What?

01:14:18Welcome, Goddess.

01:14:29You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:14:31How else did you think I saved you?

01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:14:38I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.

01:14:41To help those in need.

01:14:43And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:14:46No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:14:51She took it away just like that.

01:14:54That was our golden ticket.

01:14:56You were once my fiancé and best friend.

01:14:58But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.

01:15:02No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an excursion.

01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:15:10She's an amazing person.

01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:15:15She's gonna be my wife.

01:15:17Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:15:24I love you.

01:15:37All her gold.

01:15:38All her clothes.

01:15:40All that could have been mine.

01:15:41This is all your fault.

01:15:43You seduced me!

01:15:45Stop!

01:15:46You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!

01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance.

01:15:53I want to be rich again.

01:15:55I'll be your slave.

01:15:56Kiss the ground you walk on.

01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.

01:16:01All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:16:06You two should be locked up.

01:16:07And she shall.

01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:16:14It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:16:16I never loved you.

01:16:17It's your fault.

01:16:18I was only with you for your money.

01:16:20You were rich.

01:16:22I'll see myself now.

01:16:24Rest assured, goddess.

01:16:26We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness just like you.

01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:16:34That is why I saved you.

01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:16:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:16:47Let's party!

01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?

01:16:50Right now?

01:16:51Yes.

01:16:52Belle.

01:16:53Woo!

01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:17:00I do.

01:17:01I do.

01:17:02You may kiss the bride.

01:17:18I do.

01:17:19I ask you.

01:17:45I do.

01:17:47I do.

01:17:47Sorry.

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