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01:59First one in, it's Rob Beckett, one of my favourite comics.
02:03Rob hosts a very successful parenting podcast.
02:05Fun fact, he only does it so he can get an hour off from the kids.
02:09Oh, here we go.
02:12Who would have hated to see the house?
02:15My ex?
02:17LAUGHTER
02:20A locker room.
02:21Is he allowed to smile now?
02:23Until we start the game, they're all allowed to smile.
02:25He needs to get all his smiles out.
02:26Someone needs to tell him.
02:27OK.
02:29So I'll just wait here for a bit then.
02:31None of our comedians know who else is taking part,
02:33so as they enter, they're finding out who they're up against.
02:36Right, time for our second player.
02:38It's Daisy May Cooper.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:40She is so funny.
02:42So lovely.
02:44I am terrible at keeping a straight face.
02:48I'm just the worst.
02:49It's like asking a fish not to swim.
02:54Oh, hello.
02:55Oh, my darling.
02:56How are you?
02:57Good.
02:58I'm good.
02:59You can smile, can't we?
03:00Yeah, we're out right now.
03:01Oh, fuck.
03:02It's just when the game starts.
03:03Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
03:04Well, I'm not glad you're here, actually.
03:06OK, well, you took that compliment back quick.
03:09There's a locker room for you to put your suitcase in.
03:11Right, OK.
03:12I mean, I've literally been here for about 20 seconds,
03:14but I feel like I should show you around.
03:16OK, next to go in, it's Richard Ayoade.
03:19Comedian, actor, writer, director.
03:20So Richard is going to be the man to beat.
03:23With regards keeping a straight face,
03:26I haven't, I think, laughed properly since the 90s.
03:30Oh, sorry.
03:34Oh, darling, thank you.
03:36Hello, mate.
03:37Thank you very much.
03:38Come here.
03:39You all right?
03:40What's this?
03:41Oh, this is lovely.
03:43I took flowers, and I thought,
03:45this is a way of keeping people at a distance.
03:48I've noticed the young like to hug,
03:51which I view as an assault.
03:53How are you?
03:54Good, you all right?
03:55I'm all right.
03:55We were going to jump out on you, but I didn't like it.
03:58OK, yeah, that would have been hostile.
03:59All right, next in, it's Sarah Pascoe.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:04Oh, my darling.
04:06Sarah is a brilliant comedian and a vegan,
04:08so she puts the funny in funny tummy.
04:11This is exciting.
04:13Oh, it's Al Pascoe!
04:15I felt really emotional,
04:16like I was going to burst into tears.
04:18Richard, hello.
04:19She's a big laugher, Sarah.
04:21She is a big laugher, yeah.
04:22There's a locker room at the back.
04:23Do we need to show you where that goes?
04:25Rob's showing around.
04:26I love it.
04:27He's gone into full dad mode.
04:28OK, next.
04:29Oh, it's Joe Wilkinson.
04:31Oh.
04:32I don't think I'll make any of my peers laugh,
04:35and I only know this because they inform me.
04:39I've never seen him out of his brown suit.
04:41I didn't realise he had other shitty clothes.
04:44Oh, it's Joe Wilkinson!
04:47Oh, fuck.
04:49Yeah, this makes sense.
04:50I'm out first.
04:51Not for me, thank you.
04:52He's started already.
04:53He's doing business.
04:54Oh, this is a funny, funny lot.
04:57Do I get a hug or not?
04:58Oh, that's lovely.
04:59Back off.
05:00All right, next in.
05:01It's Harriet Kemsley.
05:03Brilliant up-and-coming comic.
05:05Oh, this is crazy.
05:07I still don't have a sure-fire way of making people laugh.
05:10Ask the people of Middlesbrough.
05:12I did a gig there.
05:13If they are in the house,
05:14they would be really good at not laughing.
05:17Awesome.
05:18Yay!
05:19Thank you so much.
05:23Rob's really good at showing you where to put your case.
05:25Oh, thank you, Rob.
05:27Are you going to show me around?
05:28I didn't want the luggage to pile up.
05:30And I basically got caught in that.
05:31I thought, you know what?
05:32In for a penny, in for a pound.
05:34I'm the locker guy.
05:35There's a locker room this way, Harriet.
05:36Thank you, Rob.
05:37OK.
05:37Oh, hang on.
05:38Rob's on it.
05:39Are you good at not laughing?
05:40No, not really.
05:41But also, I smile a lot, the way my face falls.
05:44That's mine as well.
05:45Some people have very angry expressions,
05:47but mine's just like gormless.
05:48I think I'm just going to try and get as depressed as possible.
05:50Yes.
05:50And just think sad thoughts.
05:51I'm just going to think about the Me Too movement.
05:54OK, next to go in, it's Judy Love.
05:56Oh, no.
05:57Stand-up comic, Loose Woman,
05:58and also, she appears on Loose Women.
06:01This is nice.
06:04Hello!
06:06Hi!
06:06Hi!
06:07Hi!
06:09I've always wanted to meet you in person.
06:11No, you still haven't.
06:12Oh, my gosh.
06:13How are you?
06:14I'm so-so.
06:15Hello, I'm expecting a hug.
06:17No.
06:17What do you mean, no?
06:19I don't think intimacy should be accelerated in this way.
06:21Who said it was going to be intimacy?
06:23You see where your mind took you, you better calm down.
06:26Let's see who's next.
06:27It's Joe Lycett.
06:28Oh, what?
06:30He's a BAFTA winner and host of Late Night Lycett.
06:34Incredible.
06:35I think I'm fucked because I find things not being allowed to be funny
06:40really funny.
06:43Hello, you bastard!
06:45Oh, dear, this is a problem.
06:48Hello.
06:49Oh, gosh, you're going to kill me.
06:52You're going to kill me.
06:53Next in, it's Lou Sanders.
06:55Yay!
06:56Lou has a spiritual guru, uses crystals,
06:58and is walking the wrong way.
07:01It's the wrong way!
07:02The other way!
07:03The other way up.
07:09I think that went well.
07:11Oh, my God!
07:14Just one.
07:17Lou Lee's here.
07:18If people are being funny around me,
07:20I'm going to just close my eyes and think of my fertility report.
07:25Last in, lock up your nanas.
07:27It's legendary Bob Mortimer.
07:29Wow!
07:30Everyone from our generation has been influenced by Bob.
07:33He's so funny.
07:35He's so brilliant.
07:36Hi, folks.
07:37Oh, yeah!
07:39Oh, look at him!
07:42Wow.
07:43Oh, Richard, thank you.
07:44Thank you so much.
07:45The only thing I can think of guaranteed to get a laugh
07:48is one of these.
07:50You know, it's old-fashioned.
07:52If you get your timing right, it can be devastating.
07:56You don't laugh so much, seriously.
07:58I don't laugh a lot.
07:59But you are a problem, as you know.
08:02All right, well, that's all ten players.
08:04Time to start the game.
08:05I mean, if this ten can't make you laugh,
08:07you are dead inside.
08:09Doors!
08:10Oh, who is it now?
08:12Oh!
08:13He's alive!
08:14He lives!
08:16Please, come join me on the sofas.
08:18Hello, everyone.
08:19Hello.
08:20Hello.
08:21Over there on the sofas, here are the rules.
08:23For the next six hours, you have to make each other laugh.
08:26You are not allowed to laugh.
08:28You're not allowed to giggle.
08:29You're not allowed to smile.
08:30I'm going to be watching everything in the control room.
08:33And don't even bother trying to hide a laugh.
08:35Do you look into what motivated the smile?
08:38Yes, we do look into that.
08:39Oh, that's all I wanted to know.
08:40That's fine.
08:42But smiling, come on.
08:44Smiling's like, it's...
08:46Polite.
08:46It's polite.
08:47No, OK, no, no, we've just heard.
08:49Yeah, no, we're going to change the rules now.
08:50Can you say that?
08:52What, is this class as a smile?
08:53Yeah, what is smile?
08:54Yes, smile.
08:55What is a smile?
08:56Yeah, we need to define it.
08:57Jesus wept.
08:59I'm enjoying this.
08:59Sir, when's our normal teacher back?
09:06Oh, I would not last five minutes with you lot.
09:10All right, if you laugh at any point, you get a yellow card.
09:13If you laugh twice, you get a red card.
09:18You're out of the game.
09:20You've got to come and sit with me.
09:25Really worth digging in, isn't it?
09:28OK, you'll be doing everything you can to knock each other out of the game.
09:31I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve as well.
09:33The game starts when you hear this noise.
09:42So no laughing from that point.
09:44If you hear this noise, it means the game is paused.
09:51And while the game is paused, you can laugh.
09:53And can we develop photos?
09:58OK, the last player remaining is the winner.
10:00And they receive the coveted Last One Laughing trophy.
10:03Here's a small print.
10:04I reserve the right to change the rules as and when I see fit.
10:07Terms and conditions apply.
10:08Your home may be at risk if you don't keep up repayments.
10:11What?
10:11OK, does everyone understand the rules?
10:13Yes.
10:13All right.
10:14Well, good luck, everyone.
10:16I'll start the game when I go through.
10:21Doors.
10:22Wow.
10:22Look at that.
10:23I want that kind of power.
10:25He looks like AI.
10:27Like, he just walks.
10:27He does, doesn't he?
10:28Thunderbird.
10:29Right.
10:30I'm so excited.
10:31That walk didn't even seem real.
10:33Shall we?
10:34Yes.
10:35All right.
10:36OK, the game starts now.
10:41Last One to Laugh wins.
10:43That's it.
10:44We're in play.
10:48Shall we go make a coffee?
10:50Tea.
10:51I feel like I can't move my body.
10:54If everyone's going, I might stay still for a bit.
10:56Ah.
11:02Shall we talk about something incredibly mundane?
11:05Yeah.
11:09You're kitchen.
11:11That's just his teeth.
11:12We can't knock him out for that.
11:13That's just the shape of his face.
11:15You got a kitchen island?
11:17I don't...
11:18I think I need a moment.
11:21I...
11:22Yes.
11:24You got a...
11:31Look, well, that's a smirk.
11:32I don't mind a smirk.
11:34Smirks are lubes for laughs.
11:37Smirks are lubes for laughs.
11:40Why is everyone walking around as well?
11:42I think to get rid of energy or something, you know?
11:47One thing that I do a lot to sort of distract myself is sort of move.
11:52So I'll just sort of...
11:53I'll have to kind of pace or sort of do that thing with your legs
11:56where you just kind of go like that.
11:58I'm trying to get energy out, you know?
11:59Well, don't do that.
12:00I'm going to try and exhaust myself.
12:01Mm. Are you exhausted yet?
12:04No.
12:05I'm actually finding this incredibly easy.
12:07You all right, Bob? Yeah?
12:09Yeah.
12:10My friend has got a little sausage dog.
12:13Bobby the sausage dog.
12:14I like sausage dogs.
12:16Mm.
12:16With those tiny legs.
12:17OK, I'm going to have to head off.
12:18Because I think it's really out of order, but I'm allergic to cats.
12:22They started talking about sausage dogs, and, er...
12:25They're quite funny, aren't they?
12:27Bob mentioned the little legs, and I had to go.
12:30You know, you feel really rude, though, don't you?
12:32Getting him to get up and go.
12:35Did you watch Joe Jog?
12:37Yeah, I've never seen him move like that.
12:40Difficult watch, isn't it?
12:41Ha!
12:43Richard, what are your hobbies?
12:45What do you enjoy doing?
12:46That's a kind question.
12:48Probably playing guitar.
12:50Now, I know you're thinking, could I become any more interesting?
12:54Do you have hobbies?
12:56Not particularly.
12:57I used to play a lot of PS5.
12:59OK.
13:00Have you ever played any of them?
13:01I've never played a video game.
13:04Really?
13:04Yeah.
13:06Not even a Game Boy?
13:07No, because that's a video game.
13:09Sega Mega Drive?
13:10A game leaves the video games.
13:12Oh, my goodness.
13:13So, what did you do growing up?
13:14I don't know.
13:15I cried a lot.
13:17LAUGHTER
13:20That's not smiling.
13:21I'm trying to hold my face down, but that's not...
13:23Show me.
13:24No, don't do that for everyone else.
13:26No, no, no.
13:27No, no, no, no, no.
13:28Because you doing that is not...
13:30Christ.
13:31The size of that?
13:33There's more mouth.
13:35There's just more opportunity for it to move.
13:38Door.
13:39No.
13:40Is he shouting door?
13:42That wasn't a voice recognition.
13:44I saw the labourers behind those doors that are part of Jimmy's team.
13:47They go with them everywhere.
13:48And I wanted to see whether they knew his particular hollowed-out voice
13:52or whether it would apply with anyone.
13:56Door!
13:56Richard, don't!
13:58I just can't believe Richard can run.
14:01I don't know, it just doesn't...
14:02I'm picturing out jogging.
14:03I feel like his...
14:04His body's only capable of sort of this.
14:08It's the silence I can't deal with.
14:10If I keep talking, then maybe that'll help.
14:12It's the waiting for someone else to talk problem.
14:14And proximity, I find.
14:17Something like this.
14:19I don't do that.
14:21See?
14:22It's horrible, isn't it?
14:24Are you dating at the minute?
14:26No.
14:26I feel like I'm in an era of, like, wanting to be single in power.
14:31Have you been on Raya yet?
14:33No.
14:34I haven't been on Raya.
14:35Did you ever go on Raya?
14:36I did go on Raya, but there were, like, art department people on there.
14:41Oh, my God!
14:44I'd like to take this moment to...
14:46I apologise to our art department, who have done a wonderful job.
14:48That's the dream, to get someone to the art department.
14:50I had nothing.
14:52Really?
14:53Like, absolutely nothing.
14:53Dry.
14:57Fuck, Gigi love.
14:58Sarah, Sarah's gone.
14:59All right, come on.
15:02Oh, no.
15:04So, what does this mean now?
15:06Someone's laughed.
15:07Someone's laughed.
15:08Yeah.
15:08I mean, they're literally not taking this seriously enough.
15:10Doors.
15:11Uh-oh.
15:12Now it's Jimmy Carr's here.
15:13Oh, dear.
15:13But now we are allowed to laugh.
15:15Jimmy Carr's here.
15:15Jimmy Carr's here.
15:16We can laugh and smile now, can we?
15:18Can't we?
15:18You can laugh and smile now, but you've been in here five minutes.
15:21Someone's already laughed.
15:23Who the hell did that?
15:24If ten comedians are in a room and no one smiled, it's really quite sad.
15:28Yeah, yeah, it would be sad.
15:29This is our job, actually, Jimmy.
15:30Okay, let's have a look at the action replay.
15:32I think it's me.
15:34Who's guilty of laughing?
15:35Not me.
15:36Did you ever go on Raya?
15:37I did go on Raya, but there were, like, art department people on there.
15:42Like, absolutely nothing.
15:44Dry.
15:45No!
15:48No, I know, I know, I know, I deserve it.
15:50It's Judy.
15:52What did I say?
15:52Judy, are you blaming Judy?
15:54Judy's too funny.
15:55It made me laugh.
15:56What did I say?
15:57I love you all so much, but you're so fucking funny.
16:00I'm going to restart the game.
16:02Doors.
16:05Sarah Pascoe.
16:06That's a very early laugh.
16:08She needs to up her game.
16:10So, it's the first yellow card for Sarah, and my advice for her, I don't want to sound
16:15patronising, but try not to laugh.
16:17Okay, let's restart the game.
16:20Oh, shit!
16:28Richard, do you want the details of my healer?
16:31Because...
16:32What do they heal?
16:33The details of your healer?
16:34Yeah.
16:35As in, are you just going to describe the healer, or are you going to give me a contact?
16:38They're on Zoom.
16:39Okay.
16:40They're being on Zoom is not a USP.
16:43I'm on Zoom.
16:44I mean, anyone can be on Zoom.
16:46The only person I was trying to actively catch out with Richard Ayoade, he's got like an
16:50armour of defence.
16:52This game is like brilliant for him.
16:53My friend works for Metro Rail, and she's always...
16:57Now, tell me more about this person you know who has access to Zoom.
17:02She knows someone who can get on Zoom.
17:06I think this is a very good technique from Luzonnas.
17:09She's running away from Richard Ayoade.
17:11It's a compassionate, empathetic thing to laugh.
17:14I cannot hang out with Richard.
17:16He's a nightmare.
17:17I think he's the one to take out, but I don't think he would ever laugh at anything I...
17:22I think if I died, he might laugh.
17:26Do you know what you have to do?
17:28Get his guard down.
17:29Get his guard.
17:30Get his guard down and talk to him about something quite normal.
17:34Daisy May Cooper is being pretty quiet over there.
17:37Do you know what?
17:37I think we should get her to play her joker.
17:39What does that mean?
17:40When they play their joker, they've got to do a little performance, and everyone has to watch.
17:45Let's go.
17:49Joe Lysett speaking.
17:51Hi, Joe.
17:52I would like, however, to speak to Daisy May Cooper.
17:56Daisy!
17:57Oh, what is it?
17:58Sam.
17:59Hello.
18:00Oh, hi, Daisy.
18:02I was wondering if you could play your joker.
18:04Okay.
18:05Go and prepare.
18:07Bye.
18:09She's going to make herself laugh.
18:11That's the real danger.
18:12She's BAFTA.
18:13She's BAFTA.
18:13She'll be able to hold her nerve.
18:16She is not to be messed with.
18:18BELL RINGS
18:21Oh!
18:22Oh, it's a show.
18:23Oh, okay.
18:24Okay, what's happening here?
18:26If everybody could gather round.
18:27We all love British roller coasters, and we're just going to guess whether the reenactment
18:35of this roller coaster that I'm about to do is either the dragon ride at Legoland or Nemesis
18:43at Alton Towers.
18:44Oh, great.
18:45Do you know that one?
18:47Nemesis starts slow, and then it's a big drop.
18:49Yeah.
18:50I am a trained actor, so I think I'm going to pull on all of those skills and go quite
18:56method
18:56with this.
18:57Okay.
18:58Are you ready, everybody?
18:59Yeah.
19:20This is okay, this one.
19:27Look at her face.
19:35Oh, wow.
19:39Jesus Christ.
19:41This is very difficult not to laugh, Daisy.
19:42This is a very good bit.
19:44I'm struggling here, Daisy.
19:46I just want to let you know.
19:47Yeah.
19:50Who Wilkinson's going to go?
20:06I can't look at her face.
20:08Look at Beckett.
20:18That feels Nemesis to me.
20:20Reminds me more of OnlyFans than Nemesis.
20:22Hold on.
20:22She's going to be sick.
20:23She's going to be sick.
20:23Okay.
20:24Should I get a bucket?
20:25Don't be sick.
20:26Please don't be sick.
20:26Oh, God.
20:27Oh, God.
20:27Oh, God.
20:27Sorry.
20:28I do feel a bit sick, yeah.
20:31At the moment, all I've got is a colander, but that's not going to help, is it?
20:35So they survived it.
20:37Well done, Daisy Mae.
20:38That was brilliant.
20:39Rob, I'd love to see your sensitive side.
20:41Yes, you're being very sensitive.
20:43Well, yeah, no.
20:43Well, if you're near a bucket and someone's being sick, what am I, a monster?
20:47Right.
20:48Fantastic.
20:48Yeah, well done.
20:49Well done, Daisy Mae.
20:50Well done.
20:51Put your hands up if you thought it was the dragon ride.
20:54No.
20:55No.
20:55So who thought Nemesis?
20:58Nemesis.
20:58Because you get a prize.
20:59I thought Nemesis, yeah.
21:01Take one.
21:01You can keep that.
21:03What is it?
21:04I managed to get through.
21:05I'd like to be on Nemesis.
21:06You want a higher resolution image if you're going to sell these.
21:09Dragon ride or Nemesis?
21:11Dragon ride.
21:11Was I wrong?
21:13You were wrong.
21:14I didn't get a key ring, but I took Harriet's because, I'll be honest, she was the smallest there.
21:28I think of you as Rob Beckett.
21:30I think...
21:31When I think of you, I never think of you as just Rob.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Let's go.
21:34Rob Beckett.
21:35You think of me as Rob Beckett rather than just Rob.
21:37Rather than just Rob.
21:38Don't I want to be Rob like Madonna or, you know, a mononym?
21:42Is that what it's called?
21:42A mononym.
21:43Do you have a middle name, Anthony?
21:46No, you're wise not to use that one.
21:49If you were doing stand-up, would you ever have Rob as the backdrop and jump through the O?
21:54No.
21:55I'd have Beckett.
21:55I'd have Rob Beckett, not the O. I didn't like you jumping.
22:00Why not?
22:01I've never seen you move that quick.
22:04Everyone's walking away from me. It's like being back at school.
22:06Everyone wants to leave a conversation with me, but you can't just do it.
22:11It's not right if you're saying, I'm going to leave this conversation.
22:13I'm free to follow you and I'm free to hunt you down.
22:16I feel like we have a spiritual connection.
22:18I just feel like you've got a good aura, and I do feel like I've got a good aura.
22:23You spend a lot of money on that, though.
22:24I hold my hands up high.
22:26I do spend a lot of money on spiritual clearing.
22:28How much do you spend on it?
22:31He does walk away from me.
22:33He does have to walk away, yeah.
22:38The fruit machine is now available for inspiration.
22:41Just pull the lever and follow the prompts.
22:49Secret celebrity crush.
22:50Uh-oh, everyone's going to say me.
22:53Secret celebrity crush.
22:55Boudica.
22:56Richard.
22:56I don't even know who Boudica is.
22:59You don't know who Boudica is?
23:00Boudica.
23:01Boudica, they used to pronounce it.
23:01I call her Boudica.
23:02Say her name.
23:03Boudica.
23:03Who is Boudica?
23:04Sarah.
23:04She was a registered of Essex, the Iceni tribe.
23:07Her husband died.
23:09And then the Romans tried to take control.
23:11So this is when?
23:12Uh, you know, BC.
23:14BC.
23:14BC.
23:15Is it meant to generate conversation?
23:18Yeah.
23:18Do you know what?
23:18It's really awkward when you say something really loud to them and don't laugh.
23:22But when you say something...
23:24Oh, you bastard.
23:29Joe, because he's got that beard.
23:31He's got a laugh shield.
23:33No beards next time.
23:35Have you got a defence?
23:36Have you got a thing to stop you giggling?
23:38Lysol was sort of Bob putting a finger in his mouth seductively.
23:41I've got entirely implanted teeth.
23:44Really?
23:45Sorry, apart from the mucky ones.
23:48I was going to say...
23:49The top's all and then the back.
23:50I was going to say the bottom ones.
23:51Not so good.
23:53Bob, Bob, Bob just did a big laugh.
23:56There it is.
23:58Oh, God.
23:59What's happening?
24:00What's happening there?
24:01Oh, Jesus.
24:01Who laughed?
24:02I think that was me.
24:03I think I messed Joe up.
24:05Doors.
24:07Oh, Jimmy's here.
24:08Jimmy's here.
24:09Someone's in trouble again.
24:11Well, a couple of things, right?
24:12A couple of things.
24:13If it says secret celebrity crush, what we don't want is a five-minute conversation.
24:18about Bodicea.
24:20It's not time team, Sarah Pascoe.
24:23I'm looking at you.
24:24What?
24:25Okay, we've got another card.
24:26You're looking at me.
24:27Let's see what happened.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:29We are bad at this game.
24:31I've got entirely implanted teeth.
24:34Look, really?
24:34The top's all and then the back.
24:36I was going to say the bottom ones.
24:37I was going to say what did you...
24:39Oh, Bob.
24:41Oh, Bob.
24:42Fair enough.
24:44There's nothing the matter with having fake teeth.
24:48This is tough.
24:50While I've got you, we've had another laugh.
24:53Two laughs.
24:54That's a Jimmy Carr gig.
24:56Stop it, you.
24:58Take a look.
24:59Do you know what?
24:59It's really awkward when you say something really loud to them and don't laugh.
25:03And you wiggle your little tush and no one laughs.
25:05It's so awkward.
25:08Oh, you bastard.
25:14Oh, Joe.
25:16Well, what do you expect?
25:18What's that?
25:19What's that?
25:20Yeah, Lou is our least.
25:21Lou is a nightmare.
25:23I'm so sorry.
25:24Lou and Richard Iwadi, very aggressive play, I would say.
25:28But I love Joe and I'm very sad about this yellow card business.
25:31I'm fuming.
25:32Okay, I'll go and restart the game.
25:33Door.
25:35Iwadi.
25:36Get back in there.
25:38He does it so well as well.
25:42Nearly.
25:42Nearly.
25:44So that's three yellow cards already.
25:47I have no idea how we're going to get six shows out of this.
25:50At this rate, it's going to be over by lunchtime.
25:51This is so hard.
25:53Son of a gun.
25:54Okay, let's restart.
26:02Who's your celebrity crush?
26:05Theresa May.
26:08Who's yours?
26:09Jimmy.
26:10When he comes, I can't even look at him when he comes out.
26:13What is it about Joe's body?
26:15I think it's like a sort of psychopathic thing.
26:20I just think he's really smart and I think he's a genius.
26:26That was a massive motivation as to try and stay in the house for as long as I could so
26:32that I didn't have to sit next to him in the room because I'd just be blushing.
26:36Just so, oh my God.
26:37Yeah, he's just gorgeous.
26:40Is that a break?
26:41Okay, everyone.
26:42Oh, Jimmy's on the telly.
26:43When the bell rings, gather on the sofas.
26:46Everyone, it's time for a head-to-head challenge.
26:48Joe Lycett, Lou Sanders, you two seem to be getting on great, so this should be easy.
26:52You just need to take it in turns to give each other compliments and you must maintain eye contact at
26:59all times.
26:59Oh, no, that's not fair.
27:02The game starts and ends when the bell rings, so please take your seats on the stage.
27:07Everyone else, watch from the sofas.
27:09Good luck, good luck.
27:10You're both amazing.
27:11Good luck, Joe.
27:12Ready?
27:12We're fucked.
27:13Joe, this is...
27:14Oh, don't!
27:17Joe, the shoes are big, mate.
27:18I've got to say.
27:20That's really hard to do.
27:21It's physical comedy.
27:22I'm just going to get a drink.
27:23They didn't say look each other in the eye.
27:24Did they say look each other in the eye?
27:27OK, you must compliment each other whilst looking each other in the eyes.
27:32The game starts now.
27:34I'll start, I'll start.
27:35I think you're, um, really funny.
27:38You're like a sunset.
27:39You're full of light.
27:40And I can see you going down on me at 7pm.
27:46Depending on what time of year it is.
27:48Yes, depending on if it's summer or autumn or...
27:50You could wait till 8pm.
27:53If you can hold it.
27:57Have you got a compliment for me?
27:59You're fit as fuck.
28:00Oh, that's lovely.
28:02I'd give you one.
28:03Can't hear you.
28:04You're like a flower in that you're full of yeast because you went down on me at 7pm.
28:13That's really beautiful.
28:15I've learnt a lot from you.
28:17One of the things I learnt from you is that you don't need to chop vegetables because when I stayed
28:23with you once, I just watched you tear a pepper apart with your fists and put it into a, I
28:29think it was like some sort of casserole.
28:31And, um, I thought, do you know what?
28:33Why not?
28:34Who needs things to be neatly sliced?
28:41Do you know what I learnt from you?
28:45Oh, casserole got your tongue, has it?
28:49You could do a shit so big that my boyfriend at the time.
28:57You fucker.
28:59There it is.
28:59I'm pressing the red button.
29:02I know some people laugh.
29:05Doors.
29:07Oh, God.
29:08Oh, dear.
29:09Oh, that's a lovely welcome.
29:10Don't look at me like that.
29:12OK, well, we've had another yellow card.
29:14Oh.
29:14A yellow card.
29:15A yellow card.
29:16Let's have a look.
29:17Oh, this is bleak.
29:18You could do a shit so big that my boyfriend at the time...
29:23Oh!
29:24I was crying.
29:25That's...
29:26I'm upset.
29:27No!
29:27You bastard.
29:29OK, so...
29:30Wow.
29:31We've got another yellow card.
29:32Oh.
29:33I think it might be me.
29:34Take a look.
29:34And I stayed with you once.
29:36I just watched you tear a pepper apart with your fists.
29:40I thought, do you know what?
29:41Why not?
29:42Who needs things to be neatly sliced?
29:46Oh!
29:47Oh!
29:49Oh, that's hard.
29:51Fair enough.
29:52I did laugh.
29:52Yeah.
29:53OK, so, Sarah, you've got a yellow card.
29:55Joe, you've got a yellow card.
29:57Rob, yellow card.
29:58Joe, yellow card.
29:59Bob, yellow card.
30:02Oh, no.
30:03Oh, this...
30:03Oh, my God.
30:04Damn it.
30:04Son of a gun.
30:05He's looking at me.
30:06That's our first red card.
30:10Oh, dear.
30:11Oh, no.
30:19That's like being tortured.
30:21Don't lick me.
30:21I'm Jamaican.
30:25When is it going to stop?
30:26I'm just one woman.
30:27You have chlamydia.
30:28I don't give consent for that.
30:29Meats and cheeses.
30:30Always pleases.
30:31I want to see Richard Ayewaldi crack.
30:33That, for me, is good television.
30:36Jimmy's an absolute piece of shit.
30:38I'm just disappointed.
30:39Oh, no!
30:40Oh, dear.
30:41We've gone mad.
30:42Shh.
30:43Oh.
30:47Oh, shit.
30:48Oh, my God.
30:50OK.
30:50It was a straight kill shot, and that was that.
30:55Slack.
31:52We'll see you next time.
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