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My Crush Thinks I'm A Boy
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00:00:05I've always tried to blend in at Queensville Academy.
00:00:08Stay invisible.
00:00:13But...
00:00:15Oh, Ari!
00:00:23You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:00:27I think she's gonna cry.
00:00:29Good! Glitter sticks better to tears.
00:00:32Have a pathetic summer, loser.
00:00:37I don't belong here.
00:00:39The only thing that keeps me going...
00:00:41...is fencing.
00:00:47My pride and joy.
00:00:53En garde?
00:00:54Pret?
00:00:56Olé!
00:01:00Halt!
00:01:01Point.
00:01:03Great effort, Ari.
00:01:05Do you think community colleges even have fencing teams?
00:01:08I don't know.
00:01:10They're poor.
00:01:11I wouldn't be able to afford a fancy school anyway.
00:01:13I have to save every penny for my mom's cancer treatment.
00:01:17We'll find a way.
00:01:24Stanford's offering a full scholarship and a hundred grand.
00:01:27This is a chance to save my mom, but only if you make the boys team and win nationals.
00:01:32All I need is a fake name.
00:01:34Fake transcript.
00:01:36And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:40All right, Ari.
00:01:41Time to man up.
00:01:43Literally.
00:01:50Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:51Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:53I'm Ari.
00:01:54I'm Ari.
00:01:54I'm Ari.
00:01:56I'm Ari.
00:01:56I'm Ari.
00:01:57Come on, guys.
00:01:59Hurry up.
00:01:59Let's go.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:01First day pretending to be a boy.
00:02:03Please, God.
00:02:04Let this work.
00:02:11You look like you don't belong.
00:02:15Everyone line up on the strip.
00:02:20Watch it now, kid.
00:02:23Wait.
00:02:24Is that...
00:02:25Julian Blake?
00:02:29My biggest crush?
00:02:32Is that...
00:02:33Julian Blake?
00:02:46Hi.
00:02:48Hi.
00:02:59Oh, I am so sick.
00:03:07See you later.
00:03:10Star girl.
00:03:11But he never did.
00:03:12Until now.
00:03:14Please.
00:03:14Don't let him recognize me.
00:03:21Yo, Julian.
00:03:26Line up.
00:03:27Now.
00:03:36And you are.
00:03:37The new twink boy.
00:03:40Ari.
00:03:44Us.
00:03:44Arius Sherwood.
00:03:45Sir.
00:03:46Ari-ass?
00:03:47Coach, what's a shrimp like that doing at King's Field?
00:03:50I can't believe he's this cocky.
00:03:52Guess we'll find out.
00:03:53Everyone partner up.
00:03:54Arius.
00:03:56You're with Julian.
00:03:59Got it.
00:03:59Sir.
00:04:02Sure you're not here for the mask out, child?
00:04:04So we can use a new gopher.
00:04:05Uh, yeah.
00:04:06I'm sure.
00:04:07I don't care how tiny you are.
00:04:09I'm not going easy on you.
00:04:13En garde.
00:04:15Pret.
00:04:16L.A.
00:04:21Point.
00:04:22Arius.
00:04:22You're fast, shrimp.
00:04:23L.A.
00:04:26Point.
00:04:27Julian.
00:04:27Not fast enough.
00:04:28So cocky.
00:04:30L.A.
00:04:46Dude, the fuck are you doing? Get off of me.
00:04:51I slipped.
00:04:53Oh, no.
00:04:54The floor.
00:04:54Just wash your feet, shrimp.
00:04:56Not bad, Arius.
00:04:57Just remember to keep your balance.
00:04:58Thanks.
00:05:01Wait.
00:05:02Was that too girly?
00:05:03I mean, thank you.
00:05:04Room assignments are posted.
00:05:06Practice starts at 6 a.m. sharp.
00:05:08Don't be late.
00:05:10Oh, no.
00:05:10I'm blushing.
00:05:19I'm doing this for you, Mom.
00:05:22Hey, roomie.
00:05:32Julian!
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:37Told you to watch it, new kid.
00:05:39I'm rooming with my biggest crush.
00:05:51Dude, for real.
00:05:52You gotta forget about that chick who ghosted you.
00:05:54She's not worth it.
00:05:55Yo, shut up, dude.
00:05:56Dude, I don't even know her name.
00:05:58Shut up.
00:05:58Yeah, I can't stop thinking about her now.
00:06:00Shut up, dude.
00:06:01Wait, is he talking about me?
00:06:07Dude, can't believe you're rooming with the string bean.
00:06:09Looks like he's in a Korean boy band.
00:06:11Oh, whatcha hiding in there?
00:06:13Give it back.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Arius is a mama's boy.
00:06:17Is this your sister Arius?
00:06:18You just hooked me up, bro.
00:06:19Yeah?
00:06:19You sure you want kids with pipsqueak genetics?
00:06:23You don't mind?
00:06:24I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna head to bed early.
00:06:28Yeah, boys.
00:06:29We gotta make sure our star athlete gets a beauty sleep.
00:06:33Don't choke tomorrow.
00:06:35Arius.
00:06:45For someone so mean, his body sure is nice.
00:06:53What are you looking at, Shroop?
00:06:55Shit!
00:06:56He caught me checking him out.
00:06:59Nothing?
00:07:05Nice.
00:07:06Nice.
00:07:08Nothing, bro.
00:07:10Just your six pack.
00:07:12Huh.
00:07:13Yeah, do me a favor.
00:07:14Don't look at me at all.
00:07:16It's fucking weird.
00:07:18Hey, Julie!
00:07:18You hanging out with us tonight?
00:07:19Nicholas has a case of beers in his room.
00:07:21Let's go, dude.
00:07:25Dude, why the hell is Coach bringing on some kid who needs some boosters?
00:07:28I thought pretending to be a boy was hard enough.
00:07:30Now I have to be roommates with my crush.
00:07:48I need a cold shower.
00:07:52Hopefully I'm the only one hitting the boys' bathroom in the middle of the night.
00:08:16This is just me using the water pressure garbage in here.
00:08:20No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:24No, no, no, no!
00:08:25Not him.
00:08:25Anyone but him.
00:08:27Ari, is that you?
00:08:28Uh, yeah.
00:08:30You know, just taking a late night rinse.
00:08:32Bro.
00:08:33Hey, weren't you asleep like five minutes ago?
00:08:36Insomnia.
00:08:37I didn't even notice you were gone.
00:08:42I came here to cool off.
00:08:44Not meltdown.
00:08:47Can I borrow your shampoo?
00:08:50Do you have some or not?
00:08:52Uh, yeah, just one second.
00:08:54Um.
00:09:02I think my grandma uses the shampoo.
00:09:05Oh, God.
00:09:06Lavender vanilla?
00:09:07Stupid.
00:09:08Yeah, uh, I must have packed my sister's pipe with steak.
00:09:13Arias!
00:09:14Wait till it's late enough so you can cry in the shower?
00:09:17What are you two doing here?
00:09:18Oh, Freddy saw Arias ducking into the bathroom.
00:09:21Thought we'd find out if the new kid's got a sword or a butter knife.
00:09:24Maybe I'll just skip showering for the rest of the year.
00:09:30Don't!
00:09:40Am I tripping?
00:09:41Or is there a girl in the boys' bathroom?
00:09:43Nope.
00:09:43You must be high or something.
00:09:45Dude, have you even gone through puberty yet?
00:09:46Your body's smoother than a Ken doll.
00:09:48I shave, okay?
00:09:50Aerodynamics.
00:09:51Makes me quicker on the fencing strip.
00:09:52Ah, bro's rocking a toddler-sized lightsaber under there.
00:09:55Can't even reach the urinal.
00:09:58Raising a boy who cries in the shower?
00:10:00Your mom must be proud, huh?
00:10:03Alright, boys, that's enough hazing for one night.
00:10:05Give the kid a break, right?
00:10:08Watch yourself, Arias.
00:10:09You might be his type.
00:10:10Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:10:13Alright, alright.
00:10:17Next time, just lock the door.
00:10:22Alright, thanks.
00:10:23Thanks, bro!
00:10:27If he looks at me like that again, I'm done for.
00:10:35Talk to insurance again.
00:10:36Still no luck.
00:10:37Thinking of selling the car,
00:10:39it should cover at least part of the surgery deposit.
00:10:41She's already sacrificed everything for me.
00:10:44Now it's my turn to save her for once.
00:10:51Stand up.
00:10:53Stand up.
00:10:55Stand up.
00:10:56Now!
00:11:01Arias, don't tell me you came unprepared on your first official day.
00:11:04Where's your glove?
00:11:05Sir, I...
00:11:06Answer me.
00:11:06Where's your glove?
00:11:07It was in my bag last night, but I think that maybe someone...
00:11:11Be professional, Arias.
00:11:13Keep your eyes on your stuff.
00:11:14Of course Mason stole my glove.
00:11:17Really?
00:11:17The shower wasn't enough?
00:11:18Look, I can't deal with any excuses on this team.
00:11:20Run laps.
00:11:21Now!
00:11:26Hey!
00:11:27Enough fooling around.
00:11:28On the strip.
00:11:29It's time for practice.
00:11:32Attention!
00:11:33Line up, boys.
00:11:41I want you boys to remember that only top two fencers can qualify for a shot at the Stanford Full
00:11:46Ride.
00:11:47And the $100,000 prize.
00:11:48Right now, Julian is ranked number one.
00:11:51Mason, you're number two.
00:11:52Let's go!
00:11:53And Arias is number three.
00:11:55Aww.
00:11:56Just stuck in bronze metal land.
00:11:57Hey, you should be proud.
00:11:59Third place is great.
00:12:00For someone with T-Rex arms.
00:12:03I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off his face.
00:12:08Coach.
00:12:10I wanna bench Julian.
00:12:15I wanna bench Julian.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:19Gear up.
00:12:20Desert.
00:12:21Oh, yay.
00:12:23I mean, uh, sick or whatever.
00:12:30On guard.
00:12:32Print.
00:12:34A-lay.
00:12:36Point.
00:12:37Julian.
00:12:40A-lay.
00:12:42Point.
00:12:44Julian again.
00:12:47You good?
00:12:51A-lay.
00:12:53Point.
00:12:54Julian.
00:12:55Match.
00:12:56Good.
00:12:58coach this isn't my glove i don't care good fencers don't make excuses for their equipment
00:13:03national trouts is in one week right now you are number three that's not good enough to make it
00:13:08but i will be
00:13:14i can beat mason and julian i can win
00:13:21marius what the fuck are you doing here bro
00:13:26what the fuck are you doing here bro practicing to beat you
00:13:30shit man you're intense
00:13:36hey um i know it was mason who took your glove i don't know why he's so petty
00:13:41got it back for you
00:13:42here don't lose it again
00:13:47thanks you didn't have to
00:13:48all right stop acting like a girl
00:13:52besides i'd rather beat you fair and square
00:14:00did you grow up around here
00:14:02no
00:14:04you
00:14:05yeah i did but i swear to god i've seen you somewhere before it's crazy
00:14:12i swear to god i've seen you somewhere before it's crazy
00:14:16let me know if i cross the line okay that's fencing you're supposed to
00:14:24does he recognize me from the night we hooked up last year
00:14:27did you compete at regionals
00:14:29no or uh not around here anyways where
00:14:34what do i say what do i say
00:14:36new york
00:14:40it's just i met someone at regionals
00:14:43fast like you
00:14:44you meet a lot of people at those tournaments
00:14:48yeah
00:14:54this person looked just like you
00:14:58like same facial structure similar build honestly
00:15:02the only thing is um that person was a girl
00:15:08that person was a girl
00:15:13wrong person bro
00:15:16definitely not a girl
00:15:19a hundred percent a dude
00:15:32all right arias
00:15:36catch you later dog
00:15:41maybe i should have just told him
00:15:43no i'm here for my mom
00:15:45nothing is more important than winning that money
00:15:53what are you doing up so early
00:15:54figured i'd get a head start
00:16:06okay breathe
00:16:07he's just walking toward you
00:16:10totally normal
00:16:16oh god
00:16:17is he about to make a move
00:16:22what are you doing dude
00:16:25you're standing in front of my deodorant
00:16:29right
00:16:29yeah
00:16:30no problem
00:16:38see you at practice arias
00:16:48ah you think a couple extra hours is going to make you anything but a happy meal toy
00:16:55hey i'm talking to you shrimp
00:16:57what's that
00:17:16what the fuck bro you're defending the shrimp
00:17:18yeah toothpick here thinks he can practice without the rest of us
00:17:21let me teach him a lesson
00:17:22i don't like disturbances when i work out
00:17:30okay
00:17:35thanks
00:17:36again
00:17:38don't worry about him
00:17:39he's obviously intimidated
00:17:42by me
00:17:43yeah you're a threat to him
00:17:45huh
00:17:46you're a threat
00:17:47i guess i am
00:17:49don't sell yourself short shrimp
00:17:51you got skills
00:17:52hey uh
00:17:53there's a party tonight
00:17:54everyone on the team's going
00:17:55you should come
00:17:56oh yeah
00:17:58sounds cool
00:17:59cool
00:17:59i'll send you the details
00:18:00and um
00:18:01it's a pool party
00:18:02bring trunks
00:18:05did you just say pool party
00:18:09a pool party
00:18:11that's arias
00:18:12this is a terrible idea
00:18:14on the other hand
00:18:16julian will be there too
00:18:40oh jesus sorry sorry i didn't see anything
00:18:43you saw everything
00:18:45no i didn't
00:18:46i mean maybe i don't know
00:18:48dude have you ever heard of knocking
00:18:50i'm sorry man i thought you were at the library
00:18:58so
00:19:00so
00:19:02what happened to that girl who was in here
00:19:04oh she was
00:19:06embarrassed
00:19:06took a walk of shame
00:19:08out the window
00:19:09she jumped out the window
00:19:10yeah dude
00:19:11girl gymnast type beat
00:19:13she was going to surf to salve on my shit
00:19:14shit a gymnast
00:19:16god damn dude we gotta put a sock on that doorknob or something
00:19:19yeah dude totally
00:19:20no arguments here
00:19:21yeah
00:19:22how was she
00:19:24uh
00:19:26soft
00:19:26she was soft
00:19:27i mean
00:19:29beautiful
00:19:30like emotionally beautiful
00:19:32shit are you supposed to write poetry now
00:19:34no
00:19:35i mean she was smoking hot
00:19:37like boobies and breast titties
00:19:40you name it she got it brother
00:19:41well damn
00:19:42we had a
00:19:43we had a
00:19:45fuck
00:19:46yeah
00:19:46didn't realize you pulled like that
00:20:12what are you staring at herb
00:20:15arius your turn
00:20:20he's probably still a virgin
00:20:29kiss her
00:20:30come on
00:20:31rules are rules
00:20:31let's get this over with tiny tim
00:20:33what's the matter arius
00:20:35afraid of a little lip action
00:20:36maybe you'd rather kiss julian
00:20:40julian
00:20:41it's nothing like that
00:20:42it better not be
00:20:43he's mine
00:20:44even if he's a little confused about it right now
00:20:48i'll just take the dinner
00:20:49virgin
00:20:52fine
00:20:55i dare you
00:20:56take off your shirt and jump in
00:20:59take it off
00:21:00take it off
00:21:02i decide and thinks
00:21:05take it off
00:21:06take it on
00:21:07take it off
00:21:09take it off
00:21:10take it off
00:21:11take it off
00:21:13haha
00:21:13what wearing a bikini under there
00:21:16whoczenia
00:21:18whooooooooooo
00:21:19Liebe
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:51Yo, is he dead?
00:21:53Dude!
00:21:54Come on, buddy. Stay with me.
00:21:56Come on.
00:22:00Come on.
00:22:03He's never looked at me like that.
00:22:10Did you just kiss me?
00:22:13Did you just kiss me?
00:22:15You were breathing, bro.
00:22:16You could've just called 911.
00:22:17Oh yeah, I wouldn't have gotten a savior sorry ass.
00:22:19Someone give these guys a room.
00:22:21Okay, Prince Charming.
00:22:23When do I get my mouth-to-mouth?
00:22:24What's wrong?
00:22:25The little make-out sash got you all hot and bothered?
00:22:30This guy, am I right?
00:22:31You're an asshole, bro.
00:22:34What did I do?
00:22:36Okay, seriously?
00:22:37What is with him and the new kid?
00:22:43You can't let Mason get to you.
00:22:45He's been under crazy pressure since he was three years old.
00:22:48His dad's an Olympian, his brother's at Harvard.
00:22:50He's just not meant for third place.
00:22:52Even if that's all he's ever gonna be.
00:22:54Still, that's no excuse to treat someone like shit.
00:22:57Why didn't you just take your shirt off?
00:23:01Because...
00:23:02I skipped bicep day.
00:23:05For three years straight.
00:23:09You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:23:10You train before sunrise.
00:23:12You shower in the middle of the night.
00:23:13You flinch whenever anyone touches you.
00:23:16It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:19Are you?
00:23:23It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:26Are you?
00:23:34He can't find out that was me.
00:23:36I have to think of something.
00:23:38Quick.
00:23:39I'm hiding the fact that your hair looks terrible wet.
00:23:48You know, one of these days, you're gonna tell me what's really going on.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:55Weirdest dude I've ever met.
00:23:59Deposit due.
00:24:0120,000.
00:24:02Immediate payment required to continue treatment.
00:24:07Everything okay?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10It's nothing.
00:24:11Family stuff.
00:24:20Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:22Why not?
00:24:23Shit!
00:24:23He's gonna find out who I am!
00:24:26Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:28Why not?
00:24:28Shit!
00:24:29He's gonna find out who I am!
00:24:31It's private!
00:24:32Shit, Arius.
00:24:32He thinks you and your girl don't know about phones?
00:24:34He thinks I'm carrying around a naked Polaroid as someone?
00:24:37No, it's nothing like that!
00:24:42Who is this?
00:24:44It's my sister!
00:24:46Dude!
00:24:48I know her!
00:24:51We met at a tournament last year.
00:24:53I took her to a party.
00:24:54I thought we had a connection, but I never saw her again.
00:24:57Yo.
00:24:58Could you give me her number?
00:25:00Really, Julian?
00:25:01You're gonna ask for my fake sister's number before you ask for mine?
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05310-5555-604.
00:25:07310-5555-604?
00:25:09You know your sister's number by heart?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13She's my emergency contact.
00:25:15Alright.
00:25:16Texting her now.
00:25:20Please tell me he didn't just hear that...
00:25:28Must've been my email.
00:25:35She's already texting me back.
00:25:38This is crazy.
00:25:39She remembers me.
00:25:45This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:26:02Dude, your sister's super cool.
00:26:04And funny.
00:26:07Yeah. What else?
00:26:09Smoking hot.
00:26:11Really?
00:26:13I mean, dude, seriously, that's my sister you're talking about.
00:26:17My bad.
00:26:23You think she'd go out with me?
00:26:25Oh my gosh. Did I just score a date with Julian Blake?
00:26:29Totally.
00:26:37You know, I want to make sure you're cool with me dating your sister, right?
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:41I mean, yeah.
00:26:43Yeah, it's cool, bro.
00:26:45Hype for you, man.
00:26:46Don't get her pregnant.
00:26:52You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:26:55See ya.
00:27:00Baby skirt on, date my body in glitters.
00:27:03Black platform, sneakers all the boys wanna put you up.
00:27:06To-to-to for me cause I make rich look rich or.
00:27:09Save your breath baby I'm not going home with you.
00:27:11This is insane.
00:27:12Probably the most insane thing I've ever done.
00:27:15My platform, sneakers all the boys wanna put you up.
00:27:17To-to-to for me cause I make rich look rich or.
00:27:21HELL YES!
00:27:52Wow.
00:27:54You look.
00:27:57Now you look.
00:27:59So do you.
00:28:01Hi, Julian.
00:28:04Hi.
00:28:06Hi.
00:28:21Whoa.
00:28:24He knows, he knows, he knows.
00:28:27What? What's wrong?
00:28:29Nothing. You just, you smell like really familiar.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:37Yeah, it's just, you smell like exactly like your brother.
00:28:45Well, uh, maybe it's the same deodorant.
00:28:50We buy in bulk from Costco.
00:28:54Can't beat that deal.
00:28:57You and Arya's close?
00:28:59I guess.
00:29:01He's pretty cool.
00:29:04We use the same Spotify premium.
00:29:07Sibling stuff.
00:29:09I mean, it's uncanny.
00:29:11It's like, it's the way you stand.
00:29:12It's the shape of your face.
00:29:13He's my big brother.
00:29:15So.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:19He thinks I smell like my fake twin brother.
00:29:21He's already connecting the dots.
00:29:23Come on.
00:29:24I want to show you something.
00:29:32You're telling me Arya's was afraid of the dark till he was 12 years old?
00:29:36He would ask me to check for monsters under his bed every night.
00:29:39Same cue to face down half the fencing team without flinching.
00:29:44It's like I'm getting all the behind the scenes secrets.
00:29:48What about you?
00:29:51You have any secrets?
00:29:54You have any secrets?
00:30:02You have any secrets?
00:30:09You have any secrets to make.
00:30:09And if I hate it, it's refreshing.
00:30:16That night in my dorm.
00:30:19I thought we really had a connection.
00:30:22I was a little disappointed when you just left.
00:30:26I thought so too.
00:30:28Then why run?
00:30:32I...
00:30:34freaked out.
00:30:40I always end up here when I'm overwhelmed.
00:30:43My mom used to take me here, clear my head after a match, you know, especially after a loss.
00:30:51Do you come here a lot?
00:30:55You know, it's my first time back since she died.
00:31:04I'm so sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean to.
00:31:06Oh, Ari, it's okay.
00:31:07It's been a long time.
00:31:10I should be thinking about how risky this is, but all I can think about is how warm he feels.
00:31:29Oh my, here we go.
00:31:32Feels like we're on a roll.
00:31:33It's the summer of love in the city.
00:31:37We're chasing something great.
00:31:40Why don't we celebrate?
00:31:42It's the time of my life when you're with me.
00:31:58I don't want the night to end.
00:31:59Neither do I.
00:32:15I've seen that birthmark before.
00:32:18On your brother.
00:32:38Wow.
00:32:42Your place?
00:32:59I've spent weeks in this room pretending to be someone I'm not.
00:33:02But now I'm here as me.
00:33:04And somehow it's even weirder.
00:33:06Hi.
00:33:07Let me know if I cross the line.
00:33:09That's fencing.
00:33:10You're supposed to.
00:33:15You can spend the night if you want.
00:33:17Your brother was super cool to give us this room.
00:33:20I should probably get back.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:24I'll drive you home.
00:33:26My place is kind of far away, though.
00:33:30How about you?
00:33:32Drop me off at the train.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Oh.
00:33:36I'm not taking you to a train station at night.
00:33:39Are you crazy?
00:33:41Man, now is like the worst time to be chivalrous.
00:33:44Maybe you can just drop me off at Queensfield.
00:33:46Oh.
00:33:49Adorable Queensfield for this hour.
00:33:50Yeah, sure.
00:33:51That's not far at all.
00:34:06I had a really nice time tonight.
00:34:08I'd love to see you again.
00:34:10I'd like that, too.
00:34:17Oh, my God.
00:34:21Who is that slut getting out of Julian's car?
00:34:27That loser, Ari Sherwood?
00:34:32I'm gonna kill her.
00:34:35She'll soon learn that no one touches Julian.
00:34:38He's mine.
00:34:40Did you guys break up, like, months ago?
00:34:43We were on a break!
00:34:53I got you, Ari Sherwood.
00:35:02I got you, Ari Sherwood.
00:35:03What is Blair doing here?
00:35:04This can't be happening.
00:35:06I got you, Ari Sherwood.
00:35:08What is Blair doing here?
00:35:09This can't be happening.
00:35:10What the hell are you doing, Ari?
00:35:15What are you staring at, Curb?
00:35:17Oh, my gosh.
00:35:18You were actually trying to pass yourself off as a voice.
00:35:20You can go here.
00:35:21This is not what it looks like.
00:35:23Relax.
00:35:24I'm not gonna tell Julian.
00:35:26Yet.
00:35:27Whatever she's planning, it can't be good.
00:35:31Oh, my gosh.
00:35:33You're so funny.
00:35:34Where?
00:35:36What the hell are you doing here?
00:35:38Oh, my gosh.
00:35:40You're so funny.
00:35:42Where?
00:35:43What the hell are you doing here?
00:35:45Ari is.
00:35:46Hey.
00:35:47Yes, Ari is.
00:35:48I was just chatting with Ari is.
00:35:50He's so funny.
00:35:52Oh, okay.
00:35:55I'm gonna go back in our room now.
00:35:58Can I sleep over, Julian?
00:35:59You better say no, Julian.
00:36:01Blair, we broke up two months ago.
00:36:02I moved on.
00:36:03Moved on?
00:36:05To who, Pookie?
00:36:06It doesn't matter.
00:36:07Just not you.
00:36:08And don't call me that.
00:36:09I hated it when we were together.
00:36:12I know it's you.
00:36:13I saw you get out of his car.
00:36:16But I'm not gonna tell Julian about your little ruse.
00:36:19Why?
00:36:20If he finds out, he may feel sorry for you.
00:36:24He might even like you more.
00:36:31And I'm not letting that happen.
00:36:34You're gonna stay away from him.
00:36:37You're gonna stay away from him.
00:36:39No flirting.
00:36:40No coffee dates.
00:36:41No texting.
00:36:42I don't even want you sending him a TikTok.
00:36:44Because if I find Ari anywhere near him,
00:36:48every single person in the school will know exactly who you are.
00:36:53And you'll lose everything.
00:36:55Hmm.
00:36:56I heard your mom is sick.
00:36:59Right?
00:37:01We have done all the tests,
00:37:04and the results have come back.
00:37:05That we are dealing with cancer.
00:37:07Well,
00:37:09I'd hate for you to lose your only chance at the scholarship
00:37:11and the prize money.
00:37:14Do we have an understanding,
00:37:16Arius?
00:37:21Do we?
00:37:23Yes.
00:37:25Good!
00:37:27Toodles!
00:37:40Toodles!
00:37:41Julian.
00:37:42What's with the wonder in us?
00:37:44Sorry, Kush.
00:37:49I'm just gonna get some water.
00:37:54Yo,
00:37:55have you heard from your sister?
00:37:58Yo,
00:37:59have you heard from your sister?
00:38:01No, why?
00:38:04I just thought things were going well between us.
00:38:07Guess I was wrong.
00:38:09I don't know.
00:38:17I really wish I didn't have to do this,
00:38:20but my mom's treatment
00:38:21is more important than a boy.
00:38:35Come on!
00:38:37Blair, I'm not in the mood.
00:38:38You look like you could use a distraction.
00:38:40We're taking a walk.
00:38:41I don't know.
00:38:42Are you gonna make me drag you the whole way?
00:38:46Fresh air could help you get out of this,
00:38:48um,
00:38:49funk.
00:38:52Fresh air could help you get out of this, um,
00:38:55funk.
00:38:58Hold on!
00:38:59You've got that dry lip thing.
00:39:00Blair, I'm good.
00:39:01Shh.
00:39:02I like taking care of you.
00:39:10Oh my gosh, Arius!
00:39:12I didn't realize you were standing right there.
00:39:15Don't his lips look so much better?
00:39:18Softer.
00:39:19Kissable, even.
00:39:20I guess I was wrong about Julian Blake.
00:39:23All of the rumors are true.
00:39:25He really is a player.
00:39:33All right, Arius.
00:39:34You're up against Julian next.
00:39:37If I can't have him,
00:39:39I guess I'll just have to beat him.
00:39:43If I can't have him,
00:39:44I guess I'll just have to beat him.
00:39:49Ale!
00:39:56Coming at me like it's national.
00:39:58Arius,
00:39:58I love the fire.
00:40:00Keep that up.
00:40:00That's what I want to see.
00:40:09Point.
00:40:10Julian.
00:40:11What's going on, dude?
00:40:12You trying to kill me or something?
00:40:13Don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition.
00:40:16Afraid?
00:40:16Please.
00:40:17I just didn't realize we were playing for blood.
00:40:29Point.
00:40:31Julian.
00:40:38Are you okay?
00:40:46I'm fine!
00:40:53hey what are you sneaking off to shrimp not now mason oh you think you're hot
00:40:57shit now i was top two before you arrived let's see how well you do without your blade
00:41:02huh put the stick down back off mason oh chill julian what the fuck bro it's enough dude lay
00:41:17off him what is he your boyfriend now you're gonna braid each other's hair next
00:41:25you do deserve each other you do deserve each other
00:41:39you think i wanted you to swoop in and save me no i think you have a death wish picking
00:41:43fights
00:41:43with dudes twice your size they started it i don't need you protecting me i can take care
00:41:48of myself arias if this is about our scrimmage i am trying my best okay i train i don't
00:41:55sleep i do everything right and yet you still keep my ass out there sure would everyone loses
00:42:03even me yeah well when you lose you're still you when i lose i feel like everything i've
00:42:11been fighting for doesn't matter
00:42:15you got more heart than anyone on this team but you fence angry you don't have to fight
00:42:24the world every time you pick up a sword
00:42:31what am i doing here julian you're proving that you belong
00:42:37what you do even if you don't believe it
00:42:54whatever dude
00:42:56arias if this is about your sister i try bro i took her on an amazing date and she told
00:43:02me she never wanted to see me again shit if she texted me right now i go out with her
00:43:07again even if it meant missing practice to do it i don't know i just want to see her
00:43:15again julian blake i would do almost anything to tell you the truth right now but i can't
00:43:25tell you the truth right now i can't tell you the truth right now i can't tell you the truth
00:43:25is my nose bleeding i um i think my nose is bleeding so i'm gonna go in the bathroom and
00:43:30check
00:43:36oh god just go and tell him how you really feel harry if he likes you he'll understand
00:43:44why you could ask him to the formal dance tonight
00:43:50go up here dude
00:43:55surprise
00:43:57blair what are you doing here
00:44:00you're going to the formal right because if you weren't you're going now blair i save it i picked it
00:44:06myself
00:44:08for a man who needs to dress like one you really shouldn't have of course i did who else would
00:44:13save you from wearing another tragic flannel all right we're going as friends that's it just so
00:44:17we're clear
00:44:19julian there's something
00:44:20arias
00:44:21hey
00:44:22julian just asked me to go to the formal with him
00:44:24well not exactly
00:44:25are you going
00:44:27i uh
00:44:28well if i'm going he's coming with me
00:44:30he's my wingman
00:44:31i really rather love
00:44:33adorable
00:44:34a chaperone date
00:44:43he couldn't wait to move on could he
00:44:46right back to blair
00:44:48hey julian
00:44:49come on
00:44:51let's dance
00:44:52where
00:44:52don't make me ask twice
00:44:54mhm
00:45:00you're kinda cute
00:45:02wanna dance
00:45:03uh
00:45:04i'm gonna dance
00:45:06that wasn't a question
00:45:14miss mia
00:45:17miss mia
00:45:20julian you're so handsome
00:45:23really blair
00:45:24you had to rub it in my face
00:45:25blair what is this
00:45:27just remembering what it feels like to be close to you
00:45:29blair how many times do i have to tell you there's nothing between us
00:45:32what the hell are you talking about julian
00:45:34we belong together
00:45:36my heart belongs to someone else
00:45:41ari
00:45:41wait
00:45:42really
00:45:44that dollar men you reject
00:45:46what could you possibly see in her
00:45:48i've never met anyone like her
00:45:50i don't even know her that well
00:45:53but i know there's something between us
00:45:54and i'd be an idiot not to try and get her back
00:45:58julian
00:45:59you're making it really hard to hate you right now
00:46:01guess i know where i stand
00:46:03i guess i do too
00:46:12i can't let julian walk away thinking it's over
00:46:15not tonight
00:46:29wait for me julian
00:46:35great
00:46:36i blew it
00:46:37great
00:46:38i blew it
00:46:43ari?
00:46:45what are you doing here?
00:46:47i uh
00:46:47was picking up arius
00:46:50yeah i did seem pretty miserable out there
00:46:53hey i'm sorry i've been ghosting you the past couple of days
00:46:56i can't
00:46:58i can't explain it right now
00:46:59but
00:47:00soon julian i promise
00:47:03we can really be together
00:47:06why not now?
00:47:08because
00:47:23i can't wait
00:47:24i can't wait
00:47:25i can't wait
00:47:29i can't wait
00:47:29nicky was it?
00:47:31nasa
00:47:31right
00:47:32your new teammate arius
00:47:34he's not what you think
00:47:35arius what about him?
00:47:38he's
00:47:39he's
00:47:39and she's taking julian from me
00:47:41i want her out of the fencing competition
00:47:43she's a girl?
00:47:47you're kidding
00:47:50so wait
00:47:51all this time
00:47:53i've been losing to a girl?
00:47:55this isn't about your pride manny
00:47:56mason
00:47:58we get her kicked off of the team
00:48:01she's disqualified from tryouts
00:48:03you get your ranking back
00:48:05and
00:48:06julian's little
00:48:07distraction problem
00:48:08goes away
00:48:10how do we do it?
00:48:12oh
00:48:13leave that
00:48:15to me
00:48:18this is
00:48:19hers
00:48:20whatever
00:48:27i don't know
00:48:31got it
00:48:33so
00:48:34now
00:48:34we go to the dean?
00:48:36we're not just going to the dean
00:48:38first
00:48:39we need to make it official
00:48:40formal
00:48:41complaint
00:48:42signatures
00:48:43the whole ordeal
00:48:44then
00:48:45we expose her
00:48:46in front of everyone
00:48:48you mean like
00:48:49a show
00:48:50a takedown
00:48:52tomorrow
00:48:538am
00:48:54don't
00:48:55be late
00:48:56i can do that
00:48:57good boy
00:49:37oh
00:49:38fuck
00:49:42hey boys
00:49:46blair
00:49:47please do not interrupt my practice
00:49:49whatever you got going on with julian keep it off the strip
00:49:52oh
00:49:52i'm not here for julian
00:49:55what is she doing?
00:49:56i thought we had a deal
00:49:58hey arias
00:50:03no no no no no no no
00:50:13or should i say
00:50:14ari?
00:50:17she's been lying to all of you
00:50:18she's not even a guy
00:50:19her name is ari sherwood
00:50:21from queensfield
00:50:22you can't push the entire team
00:50:24you like a bitch
00:50:26from bro to hoe
00:50:28from bro to hoe in three seconds flat
00:50:29arius sherwood
00:50:31this is a very serious breach
00:50:33of school policy
00:50:38misrepresentation of identity
00:50:40falsified enrollment documents
00:50:42section 3a
00:50:43section 3a subsection 7
00:50:45ring any bells?
00:50:46you might want to brush up
00:50:48on the kingsfield student athlete compliance handbook sometime
00:50:52rules exist for a reason
00:50:55once we start bending them
00:50:56we might as well not have them at all
00:50:59you are not a boy
00:51:00correct?
00:51:01does that look like a boy to you?
00:51:04he's got titties dean brown
00:51:06effective immediately
00:51:07you are placed on
00:51:08at home suspension
00:51:09pending review
00:51:10by the disciplinary board
00:51:17what's going on?
00:51:18talk to me
00:51:19i'm not who i said i was
00:51:21i'm sorry
00:51:29alright
00:51:31show's over
00:51:32hit the showers
00:51:41Dean brown
00:51:43what's going to happen to ari?
00:51:44tell me
00:51:44please
00:51:45mr blake
00:51:46this is an internal matter
00:51:48i can't discuss
00:51:50active disciplinary cases
00:51:52she's my teammate
00:51:55a formal complaint
00:51:56was filed against arius
00:51:59a formal complaint?
00:52:00huh?
00:52:01filed by who?
00:52:02Blair
00:52:03Ryland
00:52:04of queensfield academy
00:52:06one of your teammates
00:52:07co-signed
00:52:08afraid i can't do anything about it
00:52:10so you just what?
00:52:11suspended her?
00:52:12procedurally yes
00:52:13pending review by the board
00:52:15trust me
00:52:16i don't enjoy this sort of thing
00:52:20actually i do enjoy it
00:52:22rules are my love language
00:52:34i don't know what to do
00:52:36mom
00:52:38if we don't get you that money
00:52:40how else will we pay?
00:52:42ari
00:52:45whatever happens
00:52:47it's gonna be okay
00:52:48no it's not gonna be okay mom
00:52:50we need to get you that treatment
00:52:55you need to focus on yourself
00:52:58it'll be okay
00:52:59no
00:53:05look at me
00:53:06look at me
00:53:14i'm proud of you
00:53:18no matter what happens
00:53:20yes
00:53:25miss sherwood
00:53:26you have a visitor
00:53:32julian?
00:53:35julian?
00:53:39how did you find me?
00:53:40i remember what you said about your mom
00:53:42this was the first hospital i called
00:53:44my mom was here too
00:53:47i didn't know ari had a boyfriend
00:53:52and a very handsome one too
00:53:55he's not my boyfriend
00:53:57it's a pleasure to meet you miss sherwood
00:54:01aren't you mad?
00:54:05about me lying?
00:54:06about everything?
00:54:09miss sherwood would you mind excusing us for a minute?
00:54:13of course
00:54:30i didn't know what to think at first
00:54:35but
00:54:36after the initial shock wore off
00:54:38and after the secondary shock wore off
00:54:41it dawned on me
00:54:46if my mom were still alive
00:54:50i would do
00:54:52anything
00:54:54to save her
00:54:59so no i'm not mad about the light
00:55:05because we can still save yours
00:55:12i love you julian
00:55:15did i just say that out loud?
00:55:19sorry what?
00:55:21nothing
00:55:25we're gonna have to make some changes
00:55:28kush
00:55:29i'll call you back
00:55:31what is it julian?
00:55:33you have to let ari back on the team
00:55:36it's not up to me, son
00:55:39it's not up to me, son
00:55:40she's the best fencer we have
00:55:43i know
00:55:47we can't just ignore this
00:55:49are sherwood competing under false pretenses
00:55:52this is grounds for expulsion
00:55:56coach
00:55:57julian
00:55:58this is a closed meeting
00:55:59and you need to reopen it
00:56:01because you're talking about one of my fencers
00:56:08julian
00:56:08go ahead
00:56:11with all due respect
00:56:12the blade doesn't care who's wielding it
00:56:16if ari can fence with the boys and win
00:56:18she needs to be on that strip
00:56:21we'll take that into consideration
00:56:22furthermore
00:56:24there's nothing
00:56:25in the student athlete compliance handbook
00:56:28that says that ari needs to be a male to compete
00:56:32you actually read the handbook
00:56:34cover to cover
00:56:36sir
00:56:37well
00:56:39technically
00:56:40that's true
00:56:41but i just
00:56:43but
00:56:43nothing
00:56:46you better win, son
00:56:48i want a new trophy for the cupboard
00:56:51we will
00:56:52and thank you, sir
00:56:55i can't believe someone actually read the handbook
00:57:00back to the gym, blake
00:57:01we got nationals tomorrow
00:57:07nationals tomorrow
00:57:07bus leaves at 8 am
00:57:09you're clear to come
00:57:22no hiding anymore
00:57:37just ignore them
00:57:39you're here because you're in it
00:57:50hey, brown
00:57:52never seen you at a match before
00:57:54wow
00:57:54when we're not on campus
00:57:55you can call me your chin
00:57:57welcome
00:57:58school spirit coach
00:57:59i guess we're all bending the rules today, aren't we?
00:58:05and representing Kingsfield
00:58:07is
00:58:08Julian Lake
00:58:09and Ari Sherwood
00:58:11wait, what's a girl doing here?
00:58:13yeah, i thought it was boys only
00:58:17Kingsfield's gonna be easy to take down this year
00:58:23this year's champions will receive $100,000 and have full scholarships at Stanford University
00:58:30i'm going to win
00:58:42on guard
00:58:45create a leg
00:58:54point
00:58:56late
00:58:56point
00:59:10En garde, Drek, Alli.
00:59:20Point, Sherwood. King's Field, first place.
00:59:24Sherwood Blake, tied.
00:59:43I guess it's just us now.
00:59:46Don't get too comfortable, Julian.
00:59:48I plan on taking the championship.
00:59:50Good, that means I'll actually have to try.
00:59:55I appreciate everything you've done for me.
01:00:07After tomorrow.
01:00:11Yeah, after tomorrow.
01:00:14It's gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight though.
01:00:16Better stay in your own bed.
01:00:18Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
01:00:20How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
01:00:27Good luck tomorrow.
01:00:29You too, Julian.
01:00:52Why does it have to be so hot?
01:00:56What?
01:00:58Never seen your roommate naked?
01:01:01Uh-huh.
01:01:03Alright.
01:01:07I have never been more proud of someone.
01:01:21Tomorrow.
01:01:25Tomorrow.
01:01:30Ladies and gentlemen, for the national championship representing
01:01:34Kings Field Academy, Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:01:43In the 103-year history of this tournament, a girl has never competed in the boys championship, let
01:01:52alone stood one victory away from winning it all.
01:01:58Oh, you're not a shrimp.
01:01:59Don't let me beat you.
01:02:00I've been waiting for this moment to kick your ass.
01:02:14The championship will be decided in three bouts.
01:02:18The first to score two points wins the title.
01:02:21En garde.
01:02:23Quartet.
01:02:24Alec.
01:02:33First bout, Sherwood.
01:02:45En garde.
01:02:55Second bout, Blake.
01:03:01Damn, he's passed.
01:03:05Our final bout to decide the championship, $100,000, and the full scholarship to Stanford University.
01:03:14En garde.
01:03:17Pret.
01:03:18Alec.
01:03:19TheFound Coats.
01:03:34Like a big day.
01:03:36Oh, I'm going for you.
01:03:36I'm going for you.
01:03:45Bye.
01:03:45Bye.
01:03:46Hi.
01:03:48Bye.
01:03:49We have never seen anything like this, but a tie is a tie, which means our co-champions of Kingsdale's
01:03:58Academy is Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake!
01:04:15This is why we don't have girls in this tournament, gentlemen.
01:04:18Will you please shut up?
01:04:22Out with tradition, fellas!
01:04:25Sherwood Blake! Sherwood Blake!
01:04:27Sherwood Blake! Sherwood Blake!
01:04:32So, what happens now?
01:04:36So, what happens now?
01:04:40In the case of co-champions, the prizes are shared, which means Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake will receive full
01:04:49scholarships to Stanford University, and they will split the $100,000 prize.
01:04:54What? No! No! No!
01:04:59This is bullshit! That's supposed to be me, Julian!
01:05:06Stanford. Me.
01:05:09Not split.
01:05:11What do you mean?
01:05:12Every cent of that money is going to your mother's tree.
01:05:16Julian, you can.
01:05:16I can.
01:05:17I can. And I will.
01:05:26I always thought being invisible would keep me safe.
01:05:30But if you step out, be yourself, and do what you love, you might just get what you want.
01:05:49So, I'll see you at Stanford then?
01:05:52Guess so.
01:06:01I love you, Ari Sherwood.
01:06:04I love you, Julian Blake.
01:06:13You know, we don't have to be out of the dorms till tomorrow.
01:06:18No.
01:06:18Hmm.
01:06:19Hmm.
01:06:22I'll...
01:06:22killed in high school.
01:06:28I'll see you.
01:06:28I'll see you next time very soon.
01:06:29Don't you?
01:06:33Don't you wait see me here?
01:06:34I'm gonna see you again!
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