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Stop That Homeless Man Is An American Hero
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00:00:22You
00:00:30Don't turn around
00:00:32Keep taking out the money
00:00:34Is that your van?
00:00:40Being carjacked
00:00:47They have guns watch my bag this won't take long
00:00:58Your mom better hurry up or you're gonna be a lot of trouble
00:01:26Hey, kiddo, wanna see your mom?
00:01:32Hi, honey
00:01:35Mommy's here, it's okay
00:01:39Sir, who are you?
00:01:41Just your ordinary retired vet
00:01:48Listen, I'm a lawyer
00:01:50Let me know if you ever need anything
00:01:54Thank you so much
00:02:18Ah, shit
00:02:32Good day, sir
00:02:35Corbin, I'm retired
00:02:37And you're the director of the FBI now
00:02:39There's no need for sirs and salutes
00:02:41Negative, sir
00:02:42Whether you're actively serving or retired
00:02:45I'll always be your soldier
00:02:53Thank you
00:02:53Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor
00:02:57I'm here to escort you to the ceremony
00:03:00Medal of Honor
00:03:03It's unnecessary
00:03:05I just did what any soldier would do
00:03:28Ethan, watch out!
00:03:39Piers
00:03:40Piers
00:03:41Piers
00:03:42I don't want to be left, unfortunately
00:03:46Take me home, bro
00:03:48Piers
00:03:49Piers
00:03:51Piers
00:04:01High
00:04:02This is the real hero
00:04:03He deserves this mettle more than anyone
00:04:19This is the real hero
00:04:20He deserves the medal more than anyone
00:04:45Piers, I encourage you all to live on.
00:04:53Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:04:57It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:05:00It's unnecessary, sir.
00:05:02We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:05:05I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
00:05:10First, we're born in it that way.
00:05:12Understood.
00:05:14And thank you for your service.
00:05:17Thank you, sir.
00:05:29Welcome back home, Piers.
00:05:35Fun is here.
00:05:49Excuse me, boy.
00:05:50What are you doing around these parts?
00:05:52You here to see somebody?
00:05:53Yeah, officer.
00:05:55Looking like you do.
00:05:57Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:06:01Come on.
00:06:02I'll give you a ride.
00:06:18Where'd you take me?
00:06:19I'm trying to get into town.
00:06:21No you're not, son.
00:06:22I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:06:25Where's that?
00:06:26As far away as I can take you.
00:06:29Why are you doing this to me?
00:06:31I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:32Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:06:35You don't want no homeless, vagrant types running around causing havoc in our town.
00:06:40Now get.
00:07:02That son of a bitch.
00:07:06I told him to get out of this town.
00:07:12Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:07:15You need to get lost in it.
00:07:17Hey, don't touch myself.
00:07:19You!
00:07:20Get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:26Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:38Don't you move.
00:07:42You got your hands on that car.
00:07:44Oh, Pierce.
00:07:47Boy, you put your hands on the car right now!
00:07:51Drop it!
00:08:00Give me your hand, boy.
00:08:01Don't you move.
00:08:06You're lucky my stuff's still intact.
00:08:08He'd already be dead.
00:08:12Wait till we get back to the station.
00:08:14We'll see who the real dead man is.
00:08:17Get out of here.
00:08:20Strip, boy!
00:08:31Gang fight battle scars?
00:08:33Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:08:36I don't think we should be doing this.
00:08:38Relax, Helen.
00:08:40We're just having some fun.
00:08:44Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:08:47We don't want people thinking our station is our shit on it.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:51Well, what do you got?
00:08:55Well, what is this?
00:09:01Ethan!
00:09:02Bear?
00:09:05Run this through the ID scanner.
00:09:07I want to know exactly who he is.
00:09:13You got the right to remain silent, son.
00:09:15But you're going to be squeedling soon enough.
00:09:26If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:09:31Is that a threat, boy?
00:09:32What do you think?
00:09:34All right.
00:09:36Excellent.
00:09:37Clean him up.
00:09:42Shower time.
00:09:53Hey, don't work in his hair.
00:09:55Ha, ha, ha.
00:10:02Hair, he's, he's, uh, this.
00:10:04Come in there.
00:10:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:10:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:09That's right.
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:10Hey, what's in that bag?
00:10:13Kind of important to you, huh?
00:10:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:21Now, now you know who runs this place.
00:10:27What's it?
00:10:29Can't verify.
00:10:30You know what that means?
00:10:32That's a fake ID.
00:10:34You're either an illegal immigrant
00:10:36or a criminal on the run.
00:10:38Get down on the ground.
00:10:39That can't rock your sin.
00:10:42Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document
00:10:46or you're in this country illegally.
00:10:48I can arrest you right here.
00:10:50And I want to know who you are.
00:10:51Or there's another possibility.
00:10:55My identity's highly classified.
00:10:56And you, small town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
00:11:00Stop with the lies, son.
00:11:03I'm tired of it.
00:11:05Who is this, anyway?
00:11:08Somebody, uh, special?
00:11:09Do not touch that
00:11:11or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:11:13Well, look at that.
00:11:15Everybody in this station
00:11:17is gonna pay for you, stupid.
00:11:18Get your hands off!
00:11:20Get your hands off!
00:11:21Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance.
00:11:23I want to know who you are
00:11:25and where you come from.
00:11:27Fuck you!
00:11:31Sorry, boy.
00:11:32That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:11:40Take me home, bro.
00:11:57Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:12:02Sir, put the gun down.
00:12:04Let's talk this out.
00:12:06Put the gun down!
00:12:07You can't escape!
00:12:08Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:12:11Hey, look, look, look.
00:12:12We can talk this out, but
00:12:13if you shoot me,
00:12:14my officers are gonna put you in the ground real quick.
00:12:17All I wanted to do
00:12:17was bring my war butt back home.
00:12:19You had to desecrate his body with your foot.
00:12:22You deserve to die.
00:12:25Drop the weapon!
00:12:26Now!
00:12:27Now your only chance is to surrender.
00:12:30Yes, sir.
00:12:31There's not my book, okay?
00:12:36I want to call my lawyer.
00:12:37Who the hell you think you are?
00:12:39Take him!
00:12:40If he resists,
00:12:41deadly force is authorized.
00:12:52If you don't want to be incriminated along with him,
00:12:56I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:13:12Miss Lawson, back again.
00:13:15I told you,
00:13:16Mr. Corbin is busy today
00:13:17and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:13:18Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:13:20Sir, I promise we have the best law firm in the nation,
00:13:23and we're even willing to do some pro bono work for you.
00:13:26Just five minutes,
00:13:27that's all I need,
00:13:28and I promise you,
00:13:29Corbin is going to love...
00:13:31Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:13:41Hello?
00:13:42Remember me?
00:13:43The ordinary retired vet.
00:13:44Oh.
00:13:48It's you.
00:13:49Yeah.
00:13:49And right now.
00:13:50I need you.
00:13:54So, who do you think you're fooling?
00:13:57How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
00:13:59I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
00:14:03Sir, this is my territory.
00:14:06You know what I'm saying?
00:14:07I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
00:14:10You ain't getting out of here.
00:14:11The director of the FBI?
00:14:13You mean Corbin?
00:14:15You think you're going to keep up this tough guy act if I give him a call?
00:14:19Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:14:21Let's just give him the usual.
00:14:22Turn off the security cams and beat him until he confesses.
00:14:27I'll admit,
00:14:29you're a tough fighter,
00:14:30but in our station,
00:14:32nobody leaves without our permission.
00:14:34Do your worst.
00:14:36It's all child's play anyway.
00:14:39What happens in the station stays in the station.
00:14:43I can't even kill you,
00:14:43and no one's gonna know.
00:14:47Release my client.
00:14:57I've recorded everything.
00:14:59Lay a finger on him.
00:15:00I will make sure every news outlet has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:15:09Don't worry, sir.
00:15:10I'll make sure you walk out of here, free man.
00:15:14Hey, lady.
00:15:16This is an interrogation room.
00:15:18This ain't the courtroom.
00:15:19You got a problem?
00:15:20Take it up with the judge.
00:15:23We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
00:15:28Illegal immigrant?
00:15:29Yeah, don't you even know who you're representing?
00:15:34Look at this.
00:15:35ID scanner.
00:15:37What's that say?
00:15:38Cannot verify.
00:15:40You know what that means?
00:15:41He is undocumented.
00:15:43So, mind your little business,
00:15:45and scoot on out.
00:15:46Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:54Hey.
00:15:56Sir, who are you?
00:15:58Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:16:02Ma'am, please.
00:16:03Sir, you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant.
00:16:06I'd like to see some evidence.
00:16:08And if you can't provide any,
00:16:10I'm gonna have to ask you to let him go.
00:16:13I've had about enough of you.
00:16:15He is not leaving here today.
00:16:17Small-town lawyer like you should know when to quit.
00:16:20Now get out.
00:16:22You ain't gonna be able to handle what's to come.
00:16:24Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:16:27But what about the director of the FBI?
00:16:35What'd you say?
00:16:36Hopefully this will scare them.
00:16:38Right before I came here,
00:16:40I was in a meeting with the director of the FBI,
00:16:42Officer Corbin.
00:16:43She knows Corbin?
00:16:47There's no body lawyer who said she knows the FBI director.
00:16:51Well, if you don't believe me,
00:16:53why don't I give him a call?
00:16:56Go right ahead.
00:17:01You trying to get one over on us?
00:17:03You know what happens when you lie to an officer.
00:17:06Well, who says I'm lying?
00:17:07I will call him.
00:17:15Hi, this is Corbin.
00:17:17I can't get to the phone right now,
00:17:19so please leave a message,
00:17:20and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
00:17:22It sounds like he's busy right now.
00:17:26Enough.
00:17:29You seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here.
00:17:33Why is that?
00:17:35Is that because you're aiding, abiding, illegal immigrant?
00:17:42You fucking savage.
00:17:44Didn't anybody ever teach you how to treat a lady?
00:17:50You want to talk to Corbin?
00:17:52Well, it just so happens I know him, too.
00:17:58Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
00:17:59He knows Corbin, too.
00:18:01That's a good one.
00:18:02Hey, you know, my mama knows the director of the FBI, too.
00:18:05Why don't we call her, I don't know him.
00:18:06Hell, I even know the president.
00:18:08You don't have to say anything, okay?
00:18:09I will handle this.
00:18:11You should try his work number.
00:18:13Well, as it happens, I have his personal number.
00:18:18Personal number?
00:18:19He's got the personal number of the FBI director.
00:18:22Hey, zip it, okay?
00:18:24Even I can see through that lie.
00:18:25There's no way these officers are going to fight.
00:18:28Yeah, well, let's try it.
00:18:30Hell, maybe we'll even answer.
00:18:42Sir, how can I help?
00:18:44Director Corbin?
00:18:45Who are you?
00:18:46Why do you have General Barrett's phone?
00:18:48Oh, um...
00:18:49Hey, it's Ethan.
00:18:50You've got ten minutes to get to the police station at Twin Maples.
00:18:56Helicopter!
00:18:56Twin Maples Lodge!
00:18:57Stab!
00:19:01Who do you think you are?
00:19:03The president?
00:19:04Ten minutes.
00:19:05You can't nobody hear that fast.
00:19:06You have a FBI helicopter.
00:19:16Who do you think you are?
00:19:17The president?
00:19:19You sound so serious, I'm going to spell for you.
00:19:23Why did you fake that phone call?
00:19:24I told you to leave it to me.
00:19:28Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
00:19:30Bail?
00:19:32He ain't going nowhere.
00:19:33I'm going to escort him to the electric chair myself.
00:19:38What is wrong with you?
00:19:39Look, I'm done humoring you.
00:19:41Get this bitch out of here.
00:19:43Don't get...
00:19:43Get your hands off!
00:19:44Hey, get your hands off!
00:19:46Hey!
00:19:46This is illegal!
00:19:47I will sue you!
00:19:51It looks like you've got nobody here to save you now.
00:19:55I'm worried about saving myself for you.
00:20:00Five minutes.
00:20:10Two of you, secure the premises.
00:20:13Two of you, follow me inside.
00:20:19I'll just for a headline.
00:20:21Illegal immigrant assault officer.
00:20:23Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
00:20:27It's a bit wordy, honestly.
00:20:30One minute.
00:20:31I told you earlier, I'll get back to the station.
00:20:34You'll see who the real dead man is.
00:20:38Now, you're going to ride in the hill.
00:20:41Bastard.
00:20:45Stop!
00:20:57That homeless man...
00:21:01is an American hero.
00:21:37I'm done.
00:21:37I'll tell you.
00:21:40Let's go.
00:21:44don't turn around keep taking out the money
00:21:48is that your van yes being carjacked yes my baby's still inside
00:22:02you have guns yes watch my bag this won't take long
00:22:12your mom better hurry up or you're gonna be a lot of trouble
00:22:40hey kiddo you want to see your mom hi honey mommy's here it's okay
00:22:53sir who are you just your ordinary retired vet
00:23:02listen i'm a lawyer let me know if you ever need anything
00:23:09thank you so much
00:23:34ah shit
00:23:46Good day, sir.
00:23:50Corbin, I'm retired, and you're the director of the FBI now.
00:23:54There's no need for sirs and salutes.
00:23:55Negative, sir.
00:23:56Whether you're actively serving or retired, I'll always be your soldier.
00:24:07Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor.
00:24:12I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
00:24:15Medal of Honor.
00:24:18It's unnecessary.
00:24:19I just did what any soldier would do.
00:24:42Ethan, watch out.
00:24:48Oh, Piers.
00:24:54Piers.
00:24:56I don't want to be left before I leave.
00:25:01Take me home, bro.
00:25:03Piers.
00:25:03Piers.
00:25:15This is the real hero.
00:25:18He deserves a medal more than anyone.
00:25:58Piers.
00:26:00Courage won't live on.
00:26:07Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:26:11It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:26:14It's unnecessary, sir.
00:26:17We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:26:20I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we protected.
00:26:24First, we're blinded it that way.
00:26:26Understood.
00:26:28And thank you for your service.
00:26:31Thank you, sir.
00:26:42Welcome back home, Piers.
00:26:50Fun is here.
00:27:03Excuse me, boy.
00:27:04What are you doing around these paths?
00:27:06You here to see somebody?
00:27:08Yeah, officer.
00:27:09Looking like you do, uh, seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:27:15Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:27:32Where'd you take me?
00:27:33I'm trying to get into town.
00:27:35No, you're not, son.
00:27:36I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:27:39Where's that?
00:27:40As far away as I can take you.
00:27:43Why are you doing this to me?
00:27:45I didn't do anything to you.
00:27:46Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:27:49You know when no homeless, vagrant types
00:27:51running around causing havoc in our town?
00:27:55Get.
00:28:16That son of a bitch.
00:28:20I told him to get out of this town.
00:28:26Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:28:30You need to get lost.
00:28:31Hey, don't touch my skin.
00:28:33You!
00:28:35Get your hands on that car right now!
00:28:40Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now!
00:28:53Don't you move.
00:28:56You got anything?
00:28:58Oh, Pierce.
00:29:01Boy, you put your hands on the car right now!
00:29:05Drop it!
00:29:14Give me your hand, boy.
00:29:16Don't you move.
00:29:20I'll get my stuff still intact.
00:29:22He'd already be dead.
00:29:26Wait till we get back to the station.
00:29:28We'll see who the real dead man is.
00:29:34Strip, boy!
00:29:45Gang fight battle scars?
00:29:48Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:29:51I don't think we should be doing this.
00:29:52Relax, Helen.
00:29:54You're just having some fun.
00:29:57Hmm.
00:29:58Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:30:01We don't want people thinking our station is a shit on it.
00:30:04Right?
00:30:05Well, they got me.
00:30:09Well, what is this?
00:30:15Ethan.
00:30:16Bear?
00:30:19Run this through the ID scanner.
00:30:21I want to know exactly who he is.
00:30:27We got the right to remain silent, son, but you're going to be squeedling soon enough.
00:30:33Hee, hee, hee, hee.
00:30:40If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:30:45Is that a threat, boy?
00:30:46What do you think?
00:30:48Alright!
00:30:50Excellent!
00:30:51Clean him up.
00:30:56Shower time!
00:31:07Hey, don't work in his hair!
00:31:16Hey, he's, he's, uh...
00:31:18He's, come in there.
00:31:20Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:21Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:23That's right!
00:31:24Yeah!
00:31:24Hey!
00:31:25What's in that bag?
00:31:27It's kind of important to you, huh?
00:31:29Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31:31Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31:33Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:35Now, now you know who runs this place!
00:31:41What's it?
00:31:43Can't verify.
00:31:44You know what that means?
00:31:46That's a fake ID!
00:31:47You're either an illegal immigrant or criminal on the run.
00:31:52Get down on the ground and can't rock your sin!
00:31:56Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document or you're in this country illegally.
00:32:02I can arrest you right here, and I want to know who you are!
00:32:05Or, there's another possibility.
00:32:09My identity's highly classified, and you, small town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
00:32:15Stop with the lies, son!
00:32:17I'm tired of it!
00:32:19Who is this, anyway?
00:32:22Somebody, uh, special?
00:32:24Do not touch that, or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:32:27Well, look at that.
00:32:30Everybody in this station is gonna pay for your stupidity!
00:32:32Get your hands off!
00:32:34Get your hands off!
00:32:36Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance!
00:32:37I want to know who you are, and where you come from!
00:32:41Fuck you!
00:32:45Sorry, boy.
00:32:46That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:32:54Take me home, bro!
00:33:11Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:33:16Sir, put the gun down.
00:33:18Let's talk this out.
00:33:20Put the gun down!
00:33:21You can't escape!
00:33:23Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:33:25Hey, look, look, look!
00:33:26We can talk this out, but...
00:33:27If you shoot me, my officers are gonna put you in the ground real quick!
00:33:31All I wanted to do was bring my war buddy back home!
00:33:33You had to desecrate his body with your foot!
00:33:36And you deserve to die!
00:33:39Drop the weapon!
00:33:40Now!
00:33:41Now your only chance is to surrender!
00:33:45Yeah, surrender's not right, okay!
00:33:50I wanna call my lawyer.
00:33:52Who the hell you think you are?
00:33:53Take him!
00:33:54Take him!
00:33:55If he resists, deadly force is authorized!
00:34:06If you don't wanna be incriminating along with him...
00:34:10I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:34:27Miss Lawson, back again.
00:34:29I told you, Mr. Corbin is busy today and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:34:32Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:34:34Sir, I promise we have the best law firm in the nation and we're even willing to do some pro
00:34:39bono work for you.
00:34:41Just five minutes, that's all I need and I promise you Corbin is going to love-
00:34:45Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:34:55Hello?
00:34:56Remember me?
00:34:57The ordinary retired vet.
00:34:59Oh.
00:34:59No.
00:35:02It's you.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:03And right now.
00:35:04I need you.
00:35:08So, who do you think you're fooling?
00:35:11How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
00:35:14I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
00:35:17So, this is my territory.
00:35:20You understand?
00:35:20I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
00:35:24You ain't getting out of here.
00:35:25The director of the FBI?
00:35:27You mean Corbin?
00:35:29You think you're going to keep up this tough guy act if I give him a call?
00:35:33Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:35:35Let's just give him the usual.
00:35:36Turn off the security cams and beat him until he confesses.
00:35:42I'll admit, you're a tough fighter.
00:35:44But in our station, nobody leaves without our permission.
00:35:48You can do your worst.
00:35:50It's all child's play anyway.
00:35:53What happens in the station stays in the station.
00:35:56I can even kill you and no one's gonna know.
00:36:01Release my client!
00:36:11I've recorded everything.
00:36:13Lay a finger on him.
00:36:14I will make sure every news outlet has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:36:23To be continued...
00:36:24We are back.
00:36:24Don't worry, sir.
00:36:25I'll make sure you walk out of here at free man.
00:36:28Hey lady.
00:36:30This is an interrogation room.
00:36:32This ain't the courtroom.
00:36:34You got a problem?
00:36:34Pick it up with the judge.
00:36:37We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
00:36:42Illegal immigrant?
00:36:43Yeah, don't you even know who you're representing?
00:36:49Look at this, ID scanning.
00:36:51What's that say?
00:36:52Cannot verify.
00:36:54You know what that means?
00:36:55He is undocumented.
00:36:57So mind your little business and scoot on out.
00:37:00Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:37:10Sir, who are you?
00:37:12Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:37:16Ma'am, please.
00:37:17Sir, you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant.
00:37:20I'd like to see some evidence.
00:37:22And if you can't provide any, I'm gonna have to ask you to let him go.
00:37:27I've had about enough of you.
00:37:29He is not leaving here today.
00:37:31Small-town lawyer like you should know when to quit.
00:37:34Now get out.
00:37:36You ain't gonna be able to handle what's to come.
00:37:39Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:37:41But what about the director of the FBI?
00:37:49What'd you say?
00:37:50Hopefully this will scare them.
00:37:53Right before I came here, I was in a meeting with the director of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
00:37:57She knows Corbin?
00:38:01There's no body lawyer said she knows the FBI director.
00:38:05Well, if you don't believe me, why don't I give him a call?
00:38:10Go right ahead.
00:38:15You trying to get one over on us?
00:38:17Well, you know what happens when you lie to an officer.
00:38:20Well, who says I'm lying?
00:38:21I will call him.
00:38:29Hi, this is Corbin.
00:38:31I can't get to the phone right now.
00:38:33So please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
00:38:37It sounds like he's busy right now.
00:38:40Enough!
00:38:43You seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here.
00:38:47Why is that?
00:38:49Is that because you're a-
00:38:51A-din-a-bed-in-a-illegal immigrant?
00:38:57Fucking savage!
00:38:59Didn't anybody ever teach how to treat a lady?
00:39:04You wanna talk to Corbin?
00:39:06Well, it just so happens I know him, too.
00:39:12Hey Mitchell, get a load of that.
00:39:14He knows Corbin, too.
00:39:15That's a good one.
00:39:16Hey, you know my mama knows the director of the FBI, too.
00:39:19So why don't we call her, I don't know.
00:39:20Hell, I even know the president!
00:39:22You don't have to say anything, okay?
00:39:24I will handle this.
00:39:26Did you try his work number?
00:39:27Well, as it happens, I have his personal number.
00:39:32Personal number?
00:39:34He's got the personal number of the FBI director.
00:39:36Hey, zip it!
00:39:37Okay?
00:39:38Even I can see through that lie.
00:39:39There's no way these officers are gonna buy it.
00:39:42Yeah, well, let's try it.
00:39:44Hell, maybe we'll leave an answer.
00:39:56Sir, how can I help?
00:39:58Director Corbin?
00:39:59Who are you?
00:40:01Why do you have Janelle Barrett's phone?
00:40:02Oh, um...
00:40:04Hey, it's Ethan.
00:40:04You've got ten minutes to get to the police station at Twin Maples.
00:40:10Helicopter, Twin Maples Lodge, stat.
00:40:16Who do you think you are, the president?
00:40:18Ten minutes, you can't nobody get here that fast.
00:40:21No, that FBI helicopter.
00:40:30Who do you think you are, the president?
00:40:33You sound so serious, I'm gonna spell for it.
00:40:37Why did you fake that phone call?
00:40:39I told you to leave it to me.
00:40:42Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
00:40:44Bail?
00:40:46He ain't going nowhere.
00:40:47I'm gonna escort him to the electric station myself.
00:40:52What is wrong with you?
00:40:53Look, I'm done humoring you.
00:40:55Get this bitch out of here.
00:40:57Get your hands off!
00:40:58Hey, get your hands off!
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:00This is illegal!
00:41:01I will sue you!
00:41:06It looks like you ain't got nobody here to save you now.
00:41:10Be worried about saving myself, Fabio.
00:41:15Five minutes.
00:41:25Two of you, secure the premises.
00:41:27Two of you, follow me inside.
00:41:33I'll just pull a headline.
00:41:35Illegal immigrant assault officer.
00:41:38Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
00:41:41It's a bit wordy, honestly.
00:41:44One minute.
00:41:45I told you earlier.
00:41:46I'll get back to the station.
00:41:48You'll see who the real dead man is.
00:41:52Now, you can ride in the hill, bastard.
00:42:00Stop!
00:42:10That homeless man...
00:42:15...is an American hero.
00:42:18Ooh.
00:42:50I'm dead.
00:42:58Don't turn around.
00:43:01Keep taking out the money.
00:43:05Is that your van?
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:08Are you being carjacked?
00:43:11Yes.
00:43:12My baby's still inside.
00:43:16Do they have guns?
00:43:17Yes.
00:43:19Watch my back.
00:43:22This won't take long.
00:43:27Your mom better hurry up or you're going to be a lot of trouble.
00:43:54Hey, kiddo.
00:43:56Want to see your mom?
00:44:00Hi, honey.
00:44:03Mommy's here.
00:44:04It's okay.
00:44:07Sir, who are you?
00:44:10Just your ordinary retired van.
00:44:16Listen, I'm a lawyer.
00:44:18Let me know if you ever need anything.
00:44:23Thank you so much.
00:44:48Oh, shit.
00:45:00Good day, sir.
00:45:04Corbin, I'm retired.
00:45:06And you're the director of the FBI now.
00:45:08There's no need for sirs and salutes.
00:45:09Negative, sir.
00:45:10Whether you're actively serving or retired,
00:45:13I'll always be your soldier.
00:45:21Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you
00:45:24the Medal of Honor.
00:45:26I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
00:45:29Medal of Honor.
00:45:32It's unnecessary.
00:45:34I just did what any soldier would do.
00:45:57Ethan, watch out.
00:45:58Oh.
00:46:07Oh, Piers.
00:46:08Piers.
00:46:10I don't want to be left and for to leave.
00:46:15Take me home, bro.
00:46:17Piers.
00:46:18Piers.
00:46:20Piers.
00:46:30This is the real hero.
00:46:32He deserves the medal more than anyone.
00:46:41I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:41I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:42I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:50I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:53I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:54I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:54I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:55I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:55I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:56I don't want to be left and for him.
00:46:59I don't want to be left and for him.
00:47:00I don't want to be left and for him.
00:47:12Fierce, the courage won't live on.
00:47:22Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:47:26It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:47:29It's unnecessary, sir.
00:47:31We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:47:34I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
00:47:38First, we're blinded it that way.
00:47:41Understood.
00:47:42And thank you for your service.
00:47:46Thank you, sir.
00:47:57Welcome back home, Fierce.
00:48:04Fun is here.
00:48:17Excuse me, boy.
00:48:18What are you doing around these parts?
00:48:20You here to see somebody?
00:48:22Yeah, officer.
00:48:23Looking like you do.
00:48:24You, uh, seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:48:29Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:48:46Where'd you take me?
00:48:47I'm trying to get into town.
00:48:49No you're not, son.
00:48:51I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:48:53Where's that?
00:48:54As far away as I can take you.
00:48:58Why are you doing this to me?
00:48:59I didn't do anything to you.
00:49:00Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:49:03You know when no homeless, vagrant types
00:49:05running around causing havoc in our town?
00:49:09Now get.
00:49:30That son of a bitch.
00:49:34I told him.
00:49:35Get out of this town.
00:49:41Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:49:44You need to get lost in a bit.
00:49:46Hey, don't touch myself.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Get your hands on that car right now.
00:49:54Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now.
00:50:06Don't you move.
00:50:10You got your hands on that car right now.
00:50:19Drop it.
00:50:28Give me your hand, boy.
00:50:30Don't you move.
00:50:34My stuff's still intact.
00:50:36He'd already be dead.
00:50:40Wait till we get back to the station.
00:50:42We'll see who the real dead man is.
00:50:48Strip, boy.
00:51:00Gang fight battle scars?
00:51:02Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:51:05I don't think we should be doing this.
00:51:07Relax, Helen.
00:51:08You're just having some fun.
00:51:12Hmm.
00:51:13Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:51:15We don't want people thinking our station is a shit hole.
00:51:18Right?
00:51:19Well, what do you got?
00:51:24Well, what is this?
00:51:29Ethan.
00:51:30Bear?
00:51:33Run this through the ID scanner.
00:51:36I don't know exactly who he is.
00:51:41You got the right to remain silent, son, but you're going to be squealess soon enough.
00:51:47Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:51Oh!
00:51:54If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:51:59Is that a threat, boy?
00:52:01What do you think?
00:52:02Huh, all right!
00:52:04Excellent!
00:52:05Clean him up.
00:52:10Shower time!
00:52:21Hey, don't forget his hair!
00:52:23Ha, ha, ha!
00:52:30Here, hee, he's a...
00:52:32It's good!
00:52:32Come in there!
00:52:34Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52:37That's right.
00:52:38Yeah!
00:52:39Hey!
00:52:39What's in that bag?
00:52:41Kind of important to you, huh?
00:52:43Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52:45Ha, ha!
00:52:50Now, now you know who runs this place.
00:52:55What's it?
00:52:57Can't verify.
00:52:59You know what that means?
00:53:00That's a fake ID.
00:53:02You're either an illegal immigrant or a criminal on the run.
00:53:06Get down on the ground.
00:53:07That can't rock your sin.
00:53:10Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forge the government document
00:53:14or you're in this country illegally.
00:53:16I can arrest you right here, and I want to know who you are.
00:53:20Or there's another possibility.
00:53:23My identity is highly classified, and you,
00:53:26small-town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
00:53:29Stop with the lies, son.
00:53:31I'm tired of it.
00:53:33Who is this, anyway?
00:53:36Somebody special?
00:53:38Do not touch that, or you're going to die a slow, painful death.
00:53:41Well, look at that.
00:53:44Everybody in this station is going to pay for your stupidity.
00:53:46Get your hands off!
00:53:48Get your hands off!
00:53:50Look, I'm going to give you one more chance.
00:53:52I want to know who you are and where you come from.
00:53:55Fuck you!
00:53:59Sorry, boy.
00:54:00That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:54:08Take me home, bro.
00:54:25Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:54:31Sir, put the gun down.
00:54:33Let's talk this out.
00:54:35Put the gun down!
00:54:36You can't escape!
00:54:37Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:54:39Hey, look, look, look.
00:54:40We can talk this out, but if you shoot me,
00:54:42my officers are going to put you in the ground real quick!
00:54:45All I wanted to do was bring my warbuck back home.
00:54:48You have to desecrate his body with your foot!
00:54:50And you deserve to die!
00:54:53Drop the weapon!
00:54:55Now!
00:54:56Now your only chance is to surrender!
00:54:59Surrender's not right, okay?
00:55:04I want to call my lawyer.
00:55:06Who the hell you think you are?
00:55:08Take him!
00:55:09If he resists, deadly force is authorized!
00:55:20If you don't want to be incriminated along with him,
00:55:24I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:55:41Miss Lawson, back again.
00:55:43I told you, Mr. Corbin is busy today
00:55:45and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:55:47Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:55:49Sir, I promise we have the best law firm in the nation,
00:55:52and we're even willing to do some pro bono work for you.
00:55:54So, just five minutes, that's all I need,
00:55:57and I promise you Corbin is going to love...
00:55:59Goodbye, Miss Lawson.
00:56:09Hello?
00:56:10Remember me?
00:56:11The ordinary retired vet.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:16It's you.
00:56:17Yeah, and right now, I need you.
00:56:23So, who do you take you a fool in?
00:56:25How's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer?
00:56:28I'm exercising my right to remain silent until my lawyer arrives.
00:56:32Son, this is my territory.
00:56:34You understand?
00:56:35I don't care if you got a regular lawyer or the head of the FBI.
00:56:38You ain't getting out of here.
00:56:40The director of the FBI?
00:56:41You mean Corbin?
00:56:43You think you're going to keep up this tough guy act
00:56:45if I give him a call?
00:56:47Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:56:49Let's just give him the usual.
00:56:50Turn off the security cams
00:56:52and beat him until he confesses.
00:56:56I'll admit, you're a tough fighter,
00:56:58but in our station,
00:57:00nobody leaves without our permission.
00:57:03Do your worst.
00:57:04It's all child's play anyway.
00:57:08What happens in the station
00:57:09stays in the station.
00:57:11I can even kill you,
00:57:12and no one's going to know.
00:57:15Release my client!
00:57:25I've recorded everything.
00:57:27Lay a finger on him.
00:57:28I will make sure every news outlet
00:57:30has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:57:38Don't worry, sir.
00:57:39I'll make sure you walk out of here, free man.
00:57:42Hey, lady.
00:57:44This is an interrogation room.
00:57:46This ain't the courtroom.
00:57:48You got a problem?
00:57:49Take it up with the judge.
00:57:51We're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant.
00:57:56Illegal immigrant?
00:57:58Yeah, don't you even know
00:57:59who you're representing?
00:58:03Look at this.
00:58:04ID scan.
00:58:05What's that say?
00:58:06Cannot verify.
00:58:08You know what that means?
00:58:09He is undocumented.
00:58:11So, mind your little business,
00:58:13and scoot on out.
00:58:14Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:58:24Sir, who are you?
00:58:26Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:58:30Ma'am, please.
00:58:31Sir, you're accusing my client
00:58:33of being an illegal immigrant.
00:58:34I'd like to see some evidence.
00:58:36And if you can't provide any,
00:58:38I'm going to have to ask you to let him go.
00:58:41I've had about enough of you.
00:58:43He is not leaving here today.
00:58:45Small-town lawyer like you
00:58:46should know when to quit.
00:58:48Now, get out.
00:58:50You ain't going to be able
00:58:51to handle what's to come.
00:58:53Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:58:55But what about the director of the FBI?
00:59:03What'd you say?
00:59:05Hopefully this will scare them.
00:59:07Right before I came here,
00:59:08I was in a meeting with the director
00:59:09of the FBI, Officer Corbin.
00:59:11She knows Corbin?
00:59:15There's no body lawyer
00:59:16who said she knows the FBI director.
00:59:20Well, if you don't believe me,
00:59:21why don't I give him a call?
00:59:24Go right ahead.
00:59:29You trying to get one over on us?
00:59:31You know what happens
00:59:33when you lie to an officer.
00:59:34Well, who says I'm lying?
00:59:36I will call him.
00:59:43Hi, this is Corbin.
00:59:45I can't get to the phone right now,
00:59:47so please leave a message,
00:59:48and I'll get back to you
00:59:49as soon as I can.
00:59:51It sounds like he's busy
00:59:52right now.
00:59:54Enough.
00:59:57You seem real desperate
00:59:59to help this boy
01:00:00get him out of here.
01:00:01Why is that?
01:00:03Is that because you're
01:00:05aiding a bedding
01:00:06an illegal immigrant?
01:00:11Fucking savage!
01:00:13Didn't anybody ever teach
01:00:14how to treat a lady?
01:00:19You want to talk to Corbin?
01:00:20Well, it just so happens
01:00:21I know him, too.
01:00:26Hey, Mitchell,
01:00:27get a load of that.
01:00:28He knows Corbin, too.
01:00:30That's a good one.
01:00:31Hey, you know,
01:00:31my mama knows
01:00:32the director of the FBI, too.
01:00:33Why don't we call her?
01:00:34I don't know.
01:00:34Hell, I even know the president.
01:00:36You don't have to say anything,
01:00:37okay?
01:00:38I will handle this.
01:00:40Did you try his work number?
01:00:42Well, as it happens,
01:00:43I have his personal number.
01:00:47Personal number?
01:00:48He's got the personal number
01:00:49of the FBI director.
01:00:51Hey, zip it, okay?
01:00:52Even I can see
01:00:53through that lie.
01:00:54There's no way
01:00:54these officers
01:00:54are going to buy it.
01:00:56Yeah, well,
01:00:57let's try it.
01:00:58Hell, maybe we'll
01:00:59leave an answer.
01:01:10Sir, how can I help?
01:01:12Director Corbin?
01:01:14Who are you?
01:01:15Why do you have
01:01:15General Barrett's phone?
01:01:16Oh, um...
01:01:18Hey, it's Ethan.
01:01:19You've got ten minutes
01:01:19to get to the police station
01:01:20at Twin Maples.
01:01:24Helicopter,
01:01:25Twin Maples Lodge,
01:01:26stat!
01:01:30Who do you think
01:01:31you are,
01:01:31the president?
01:01:32Ten minutes,
01:01:33you can't nobody
01:01:34hear that fast.
01:01:35Good to the FBI
01:01:36helicopter.
01:01:44Who do you think
01:01:45you are,
01:01:46the president?
01:01:47You sound so serious,
01:01:49I almost fell for it.
01:01:51Why did you fake
01:01:52that phone call?
01:01:53I told you to leave
01:01:53it to me.
01:01:56Sheriff,
01:01:57I'm going to
01:01:57bail my client out.
01:01:58Bail?
01:02:00He ain't going nowhere.
01:02:01I'm going to escort him
01:02:02to the electric
01:02:03chair myself.
01:02:06What is wrong with you?
01:02:08Look,
01:02:08I'm done humoring you.
01:02:09Get this bitch
01:02:10out of here.
01:02:12Hey, get your hands off!
01:02:14Hey!
01:02:15This is illegal!
01:02:15I will sue you!
01:02:20It looks like
01:02:21you ain't got nobody
01:02:22here to save you now.
01:02:24I ain't worried
01:02:24about saving myself
01:02:25the fire for you.
01:02:29Five minutes.
01:02:39Two of you,
01:02:40secure the premises.
01:02:41Two of you,
01:02:42follow me inside.
01:02:47I'll just pull a headline.
01:02:49Illegal immigrant
01:02:50assault officer.
01:02:52The sheriff
01:02:52saves the day
01:02:53by shooting him
01:02:54dead.
01:02:56It's a bit wordy,
01:02:57honestly.
01:02:58One minute.
01:02:59I told you earlier,
01:03:00I'll get back
01:03:01to the station.
01:03:02You'll see
01:03:03who the real
01:03:03dead man is.
01:03:06Now,
01:03:08you're going
01:03:08right in the hill,
01:03:09bastard.
01:03:14Stop!
01:03:24That homeless man
01:03:29is an American hero.
01:03:31you guys thinking.
01:03:47You
01:04:13Don't turn around, keep taking out the money.
01:04:20Is that your van?
01:04:21Yes.
01:04:23Are you being carjacked?
01:04:25Yes.
01:04:26My baby's still inside.
01:04:30Do they have guns?
01:04:32Yes.
01:04:34Watch my back.
01:04:36This won't take long.
01:04:41Your mom better hurry up or you're going to be a lot of trouble.
01:05:09Hey kiddo, you want to see your mom?
01:05:15Hi, honey.
01:05:17Mommy's here, it's okay.
01:05:21Sir, who are you?
01:05:24Just your ordinary retired van.
01:05:30Listen, I'm a lawyer.
01:05:32Let me know if you ever need anything.
01:05:37Thank you so much.
01:05:59Thank you so much.
01:06:14Good day, sir.
01:06:18Corbin, I'm retired.
01:06:20And you're the director of the FBI now.
01:06:22There's no need for sirs and salutes.
01:06:24Negative, sir.
01:06:24Whether you're actively serving or retired.
01:06:28I'll always be your soldier.
01:06:35Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor.
01:06:40I'm here to escort you to the ceremony.
01:06:43Medal of Honor.
01:06:46It's unnecessary.
01:06:48I just did what any soldier would do.
01:07:11Ethan, watch out!
01:07:16Oh, Pierce!
01:07:23Pierce!
01:07:24Pierce!
01:07:24I don't want to be left, unfortunately.
01:07:29Take me home, bro.
01:07:31Pierce!
01:07:32Pierce!
01:07:34Pierce!
01:07:35Pierce!
01:07:36Pierce!
01:07:38Pierce!
01:07:39Pierce!
01:07:40Pierce!
01:07:41Pierce!
01:07:41Pierce!
01:07:42Pierce!
01:07:44Pierce!
01:07:44This is the real hero.
01:07:46He deserves some medal more than anyone.
01:07:51It is better.
01:07:55It's better than my puĆ².
01:08:04Take me home.
01:08:07Oh dear, hold on, Papa!
01:08:27Piers, I encourage you all to live on.
01:08:36Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
01:08:39It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
01:08:43It's unnecessary, sir.
01:08:45We spent half of our lives defending this country.
01:08:48I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we've protected.
01:08:52First, we're born in it that way.
01:08:55Understood.
01:08:56And thank you for your service.
01:09:00Thank you, sir.
01:09:11Welcome back home, Piers.
01:09:18The phone is here.
01:09:31Excuse me, boy.
01:09:33What are you doing around these parts?
01:09:35You here to see somebody?
01:09:36Yeah, officer.
01:09:37Looking like you do, uh, seems like you might be a troublemaker.
01:09:44Come on, I'll give you a ride.
01:10:01Where'd you take me?
01:10:02I'm trying to get into town.
01:10:03No you're not, son.
01:10:05I'm taking you right where you need to be.
01:10:07Where's that?
01:10:08As far away as I can take you.
01:10:12Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:13I didn't do anything to you.
01:10:14Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
01:10:17We don't want no homeless, vagrant types running around causing havoc in our town.
01:10:23Now get.
01:10:39Welcome to town.
01:10:44That son of a bitch, I told him to get out of this town.
01:10:55Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
01:10:58You need to get lost in a bit.
01:11:00Hey, don't touch myself.
01:11:02You.
01:11:03Get your hands on that car right now.
01:11:09Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now.
01:11:21Don't you move.
01:11:24You got your hands on that car right now.
01:11:33Drop it.
01:11:42Get your hands on that car right now.
01:11:44Give me your hand, boy.
01:11:44Don't you move.
01:11:48Get my stuff still intact.
01:11:50You'd already be dead.
01:11:54Wait till we get back to the station, we'll see who the real dead man is.
01:12:02Strip boy!
01:12:14Gang fight battle scars?
01:12:16Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
01:12:19I don't think we should be doing this.
01:12:21Relax, Helen. We're just having some fun.
01:12:27Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
01:12:29We don't want people thinking on the station there's a shit on them.
01:12:32Right?
01:12:34Well, what they got?
01:12:38Well, what is this?
01:12:43Ethan.
01:12:45Bear?
01:12:48Run this through the ID scanner. I want to know exactly who he is.
01:12:55You got the right to remain silent, son, but you're gonna be squealess soon enough.
01:13:01He, he, he, he.
01:13:09If I were you, I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
01:13:13Is that a threat, boy?
01:13:15What do you think?
01:13:16Huh?
01:13:17Alright!
01:13:18Excellent!
01:13:19Clean him up.
01:13:24Shower time!
01:13:35Hey, don't forget his hair!
01:13:37Ha, ha!
01:13:39Ha, ha!
01:13:41Ha, ha!
01:13:44Hey, he's, he's, uh...
01:13:46Yeah, come in there.
01:13:48Ha, ha, ha!
01:13:50Ha, ha, ha!
01:13:51Ha, ha, ha!
01:13:52That's right!
01:13:52Yeah!
01:13:53Hey!
01:13:53What's in that bag?
01:13:55Kinda important to you, huh?
01:13:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:13:59Ha, ha, ha!
01:14:00Ha, ha, ha!
01:14:02Ha, ha, ha!
01:14:04Ha, ha, ha!
01:14:04Now you know who runs this place!
01:14:10What's this?
01:14:11Can't verify.
01:14:13You know what that means?
01:14:14That's a fake ID!
01:14:16You're either an illegal immigrant or a criminal on the run.
01:14:20Get down on the ground!
01:14:22That can't rock your ceiling!
01:14:25Well, son, it doesn't matter if you forged a government document
01:14:28or you're in this country illegally.
01:14:31I can arrest you right here, and I wanna know who you are!
01:14:34Or, there's another possibility.
01:14:37My identity's highly classified, and you,
01:14:40a small town sheriff, don't have the clearance to access it.
01:14:43Stop with the lies, son!
01:14:45I'm tired of it!
01:14:47Who is this, anyway?
01:14:50Somebody, uh, special?
01:14:52Do not touch that, or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
01:14:56Well, look at that.
01:14:58Everybody in this station is gonna pay for your stupidity!
01:15:01Get your hands off!
01:15:02Get your hands off!
01:15:04Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance.
01:15:06I wanna know who you are, and where you come from!
01:15:10Fuck you!
01:15:13Sorry, boy.
01:15:14That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
01:15:23Take me home, bro!
01:15:24No!
01:15:38What?!
01:15:39Hey, you son of a bitch!
01:15:45sir put the gun down let's talk this out put the gun down you can't escape who says i'm trying
01:15:52to
01:15:52escape hey look look look we can talk this out but if you shoot me my officers are gonna put
01:15:58you in the ground real quick all i wanted to do is bring my war button back from you
01:16:02to desecrate his body with your foot and you deserve to die drop the weapon now now your only
01:16:11chance is to surrender yes sir okay i want to call my lawyer who the hell you think you are
01:16:21take him if he resists deadly force is authorized
01:16:34if you don't want to be incriminated along with him i suggest you let me call my lawyer
01:16:55miss lawson back again i told you mr corvin is busy today and doesn't have time to meet you
01:17:01oh but i only need five minutes sir i promise we have the best law firm in the nation and
01:17:06we're
01:17:07even willing to do some pro bono work for you just five minutes that's all i need and i promise
01:17:11you
01:17:12corvin is going to love goodbye miss lawson
01:17:23hello remember me the ordinary retired vet oh it's you yeah and right now i need you
01:17:37so who do you think you're fooling how's a broke bum like you afford a lawyer i'm exercising my right
01:17:43to remain silent until my lawyer arrives son this is my territory you understand i don't care if
01:17:50you got a regular lawyer or the head of the fbi you ain't getting out of here the director of
01:17:55the
01:17:55fbi you mean corbin you think you're going to keep up this tough guy act if i give him a
01:18:00call
01:18:01sheriff don't waste your breath let's just give him the usual turn off the security cams and beat him
01:18:07until he confesses i'll admit you're a tough fighter but in our station nobody leaves without
01:18:16our permission do your worst it's all child's play anyway
01:18:21what happens in the station stays in the station i can even kill you and no one's gonna know
01:18:29release my client
01:18:39i've recorded everything lay a finger on him i will make sure every news outlet has this video by
01:18:45tomorrow morning
01:18:52don't worry sir i'll make sure you walk out of here free man
01:18:57hey lady this is a interrogation room this ain't the courtroom you got a problem
01:19:03pick it up with the judge we're busy interrogating this illegal immigrant
01:19:10illegal immigrant yeah don't you even know who you're representing
01:19:17look at this id scanner what's that say cannot verify you know what that means
01:19:23he is undocumented so mind your little business and scoot on out take mr lawyer out here will you
01:19:30get it
01:19:38sir who are you just your ordinary retired vet
01:19:45sir you're accusing my client of being an illegal immigrant i'd like to see some evidence
01:19:51and if you can't provide any i'm gonna have to ask you to let him go
01:19:55i've had about enough of you he is not leaving here today
01:19:59small town lawyer like you should know when to quit
01:20:03now get out you ain't gonna be able to handle what's to come
01:20:07well maybe i can't handle it but what about the director of the fbi
01:20:18what'd you say hopefully this will scare them
01:20:20right before i came here i was in a meeting with the director of the fbi officer corbin
01:20:26she knows corbin there's nobody lawyer said she knows the fbi director
01:20:34well if you don't believe me why don't i give him a call
01:20:38go right ahead
01:20:44you trying to get one over on us you know what happens when you lie to an officer
01:20:48well who says i'm lying i will call him
01:20:58hi this is corbin i can't get to the phone right now so please leave a message and i'll
01:21:03get back to you as soon as i can
01:21:04uh it sounds like he's busy right now
01:21:09enough
01:21:11you seem real desperate to help this boy get him out of here
01:21:15why is that
01:21:18is that because you're
01:21:19aiding a bedding a illegal immigrant
01:21:26fucking savage
01:21:27didn't anybody ever teach you how to treat a lady
01:21:33you want to talk to corbin well just so happens i know him too
01:21:40hey mitchell get a load of that he knows corbin too
01:21:44that's a good one hey you know my mama knows the director of the fbi too
01:21:47why don't we call her i don't know hell i even know the president
01:21:50you don't have to say anything okay i will handle this
01:21:54should try his work number
01:21:56well as it happens i have his personal number
01:22:01personal number he's got the personal number of the fbi director
01:22:05hey zip it okay even i can see through that lie there's no way these officers are gonna
01:22:09fight
01:22:10yeah well let's try it hell maybe you'll leave an answer
01:22:24sir how can i help
01:22:26director corbin
01:22:27who are you
01:22:28why do you have general barrett's phone
01:22:30oh um
01:22:31hey it's ethan you've got 10 minutes to get to the police station at twin maples
01:22:38helicopter twin maples lodge stat
01:22:44who you think you are the president 10 minutes you can't nobody can hear that fast
01:22:49to the fbi helicopter
01:22:59who you think you are the president
01:23:02sounds so serious i almost fell for it
01:23:05why did you fake that phone call i told you to leave it to me
01:23:10sheriff i'm going to bail my client out
01:23:12bail
01:23:14he ain't going nowhere
01:23:15i'm gonna escort him to the electric chair myself
01:23:20what is wrong with you
01:23:22look i'm done humoring you get this bitch out of here
01:23:25don't
01:23:26get your hands off
01:23:26hey get your hands off
01:23:28hey
01:23:29this is illegal i will sue you
01:23:34it looks like you ain't got nobody here to save you now
01:23:38be worried about saving myself for you
01:23:43five minutes
01:23:53two of you secure the premises
01:23:55follow me inside
01:24:01i'll just for a headline
01:24:03illegal immigrant assault officer
01:24:06sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead
01:24:10it's a bit wordy honestly
01:24:11one minute
01:24:13i told you earlier
01:24:14i'll get back to the station
01:24:16you'll see who the real dead man is
01:24:21now
01:24:21you're getting right in the hill
01:24:23bastard
01:24:28stop
01:24:39that homeless man
01:24:44is an american hero
01:24:46elles
01:24:57you
01:24:57you
01:24:57you
01:24:57You
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