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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:44You're real real real!
00:01:47You're real real!
00:01:50You're real real!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:02Ew.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:36Hmm.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:42Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I wanna see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:10Uh, Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey...
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Um...
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a...
00:05:13Really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this...
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:42Yeah.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:56Did you have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings...
00:06:16For my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After her parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia,
00:06:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:41Hmm.
00:06:42Come back...
00:06:43Tonight.
00:06:44And...
00:06:45Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Peggy.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Well, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:25Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:48Mm-hmm.
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:01What... exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean...
00:08:14It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you, I'm...
00:08:51Fine.
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See, dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?!
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:19Whoa!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:24and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:26but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm going to be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's just immature.
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40And I promise,
00:09:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:42for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So, Amelia needs money
00:09:47to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Can't, sir.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down
00:09:55and prove that you're worthy
00:09:56of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh,
00:10:06make a deal
00:10:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15Heh heh.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You two just have to get married,
00:10:18that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus,
00:10:24what are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:10:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Ugh.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my
00:10:32tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Oh, I'm so old.
00:10:34Look.
00:10:35You have to grow up
00:10:36before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that
00:10:39is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:45I see.
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know,
00:10:51my wife and I,
00:10:52we were opposites.
00:10:53We were like pizza
00:10:55and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy
00:10:58when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking
00:11:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two
00:11:05in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable
00:11:16for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help
00:11:19your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford
00:11:22the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree
00:11:24to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:50Now,
00:12:06let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already
00:12:11drafted the contract
00:12:12and, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:12:16You're in my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:22You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one
00:12:30for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:12:37to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:42with an arranged marriage,
00:12:43but, well, it can't do any good
00:12:45if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Aren't we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:55Sign in.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:30Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:49A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look.
00:14:26I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:32It's electric.
00:14:37Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're saying we're...
00:15:05Reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:26No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:29Dino Valino?
00:15:31Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:15:35Shhh!
00:15:39So, should I ever...
00:15:41Like, start a hundred, cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so...
00:15:54Toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil?
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:37Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:40We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:26I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Finally.
00:17:30Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34No, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:08Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:17Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous?
00:18:27I'm not jealous.
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:40How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:13You better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:29My head's killing me.
00:19:30We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:36I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:39Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine.
00:19:48I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:49Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:02Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:09Dog walker.
00:20:10And just so we're clear.
00:20:12I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Whenever I want.
00:20:16Whenever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21Sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23Just really...
00:20:26hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:05I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29Nice to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50The real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I'd like to.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:18Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23I was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:48My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:34Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:41From high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools, am I right?
00:23:54I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:58No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:17Where? I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28Of course.
00:24:29It's an office.
00:24:30You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:24:54Okay.
00:25:00Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:07Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:17And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:22He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:41What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:49Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:57What about her?
00:25:57She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:38One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together,
00:26:52comfort each other,
00:26:53just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:59it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:27:11The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new edition.
00:27:17To the deal for the Amelia.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:23I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo,
00:27:38and don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:44Mm-hmm.
00:27:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:07And...
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:17Sorry.
00:28:18Just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out!
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:04I'm fine.
00:29:11Thank you, dude.
00:29:16Remember, it's a great day,
00:29:16I'm coming down.
00:29:20Let me know.
00:29:20We'll be here to the end.
00:29:20We'll be here.
00:29:20But, we'll be there.
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Oh, thanks.
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:56Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you.
00:29:59I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on.
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:18She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you can't go out and party.
00:30:25See?
00:30:26Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better sooner.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59It's Michael Lange with Dean Levino.
00:31:00Do you still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned that.
00:31:31this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:42Thanks, Jared.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Loverboy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Loverboy.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to energy to.
00:33:10You want some of that a drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:33:27But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:33:35Focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:44I don't like dogs that much.
00:33:46More of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03You're beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:46He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiance.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen, Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech?
00:35:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, why don't have the paparazzi following me around?
00:35:34Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what? I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this onto yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:43I like it.
00:36:55Struggled with the finance of my heart.
00:37:00Wish I didn't care about what the jump...
00:37:04Who would say you want to say?
00:37:24So logger.
00:37:43where am i who's spooning me
00:37:48is that jake how drunk was i
00:37:56michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:38:04must have been all those free beers uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many
00:38:11drinks just forget it ever happened if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work
00:38:22i should get up too oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:38:30thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:38:37well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:47but you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:38:56so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:39:07michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:39:12maybe i did misjudge him
00:39:16and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:39:27i knew it well that explains the glow
00:39:32i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk
00:39:38to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push
00:39:44all of my buttons i
00:39:44feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get
00:39:50the picture hey opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much they're so different
00:40:03something like that
00:40:13here comes right on the schedule dog walker's in love with me
00:40:18i'll have to let it down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:40:33what was that about must be the hangover
00:40:45hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:01hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:41:08why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:41:25why can't i stop thinking about it
00:41:33hey
00:41:37hi we should talk about
00:41:45i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:41:50we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:41:56happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second you don't have to worry
00:42:00about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before i've never been with
00:42:06someone like someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your d
00:42:12-list
00:42:13actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you
00:42:19would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't
00:42:24understand let's let's get some take out and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own
00:42:30feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:42:37what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:42:45last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:42:50that was the best sex i've ever had in my life really do i look like i'm lying i'm not
00:42:58a good actor
00:42:59i could even do reality tv but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:43:11you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:43:25amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too i felt it too
00:43:35amelia so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day me too
00:44:16so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:44:32episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:50you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:44:59the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together why not
00:45:08were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:45:44i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:45:50this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:45:56dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he
00:46:04saw
00:46:04us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for
00:46:10michelangelo
00:46:11dina volino i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:46:18to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiancee
00:46:28well we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so cool maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now
00:46:57listen
00:46:57i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:47:03but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her
00:47:10for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all
00:47:16set now go
00:47:19get her lover boy
00:47:31so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not
00:47:39mine
00:47:41let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if
00:47:58you never
00:47:58get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer
00:48:07to my little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:48:39what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:51you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:49:07okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the bag just some
00:49:13imported italian
00:49:14ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:49:32that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:49:38italy even though how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my
00:49:43favorite
00:49:43things to do did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never
00:49:52told a
00:49:52girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11 breast cancer
00:50:02but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:50:09she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and
00:50:15laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:50:26i miss her and this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her
00:50:33recipes
00:50:34it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz
00:50:42what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy
00:50:50ever
00:50:50since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:51:08i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a
00:51:14good team
00:51:19is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:51:38hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:43no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget
00:51:48gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:52:11love you love you too
00:52:23sorry reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon uh talk about it later yeah okay okay
00:52:34uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44i don't know if you want to talk about it i don't know if you want to talk about it
00:52:46hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try one oh yeah now here's
00:52:58here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:53:05here you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right all right so
00:53:18we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting
00:53:23for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free
00:53:30you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:53:37well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold
00:53:42play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with
00:53:49familiar no everything's great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought of that
00:54:08you know you have a very good point yeah
00:54:12i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman
00:54:18i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love
00:54:28yeah i don't know
00:54:32all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice
00:54:38small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:54:54so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:55:15would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to
00:55:22cover
00:55:22that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:55:30prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and
00:55:49give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's
00:55:56see
00:55:58it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:06i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:56:17for
00:56:18you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need
00:56:29to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you
00:56:41heard
00:56:41what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot
00:56:48he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:56:55your pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:57:07yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:57:14please me just give him the chance fine yes only one yes
00:57:24you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:57:29you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:57:43michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:57:47right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you let's see
00:58:24so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:58:38were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:58:45that much on a drink
00:58:488.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a
00:58:59drink
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
00:59:31so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do
00:59:39you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look
00:59:51like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all but what about a career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:04that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:09betsy
01:00:10look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open
01:00:18to
01:00:18anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know it all easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:00:40finger
01:00:41michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's alone
01:01:04and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:01:09fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're a
01:01:13frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to betsy like
01:01:19that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and
01:01:28she can say whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like
01:01:33this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but
01:01:37i
01:01:37guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates
01:01:43our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:01:48it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him
01:01:56he
01:01:58shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:02:14on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:22amelia amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you could do so much
01:02:29better
01:02:29than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the
01:02:37road
01:02:38get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico
01:02:44or canada
01:02:45whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and
01:02:53michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:02:59you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage
01:03:18to follow me to the echoplex the other day see you could have a sniper on us
01:03:28it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:03:47you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but
01:03:57it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:04:17nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:04:41i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:07fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:26amelia hi dad
01:05:29gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:05:40romulus what oh well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in
01:05:49the
01:05:49house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night
01:05:54but
01:05:54he won't come back well we can help you find him yeah right
01:06:02good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:11gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's michalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here
01:06:17with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:06:21oh where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite
01:06:27prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of
01:06:34this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:06:40amelia
01:06:52gucci gucci
01:06:58gris
01:06:58always
01:07:01we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep
01:07:09looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12See, they're not going to kill us.
01:07:14I do have to admit though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:07:19He's really there for his dad.
01:07:22His dad's dog.
01:07:24So you approve now?
01:07:26I didn't say that.
01:07:30Coochie!
01:07:34Coochie!
01:07:35My boy's back!
01:07:43Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:07:54I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:02A little.
01:08:04It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:11Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:16Please?
01:08:20Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:24Please?
01:08:26Okay.
01:08:36Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:08:40I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:08:55Thanks for saying that.
01:08:57I needed to hear that.
01:09:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:04You're not one.
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:09Most of them are good.
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:15I'm not.
01:09:19You're not? What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real.
01:09:41Dad...
01:09:41What is it, son?
01:09:43I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:09:52And not because of some legal obligation.
01:09:57But because she wants to.
01:10:04Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:13Amelia.
01:10:16What will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:25Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes.
01:10:27I'll marry you.
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:10:50Look at me.
01:10:51I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:10:56Alright, alright, you two.
01:10:57That's enough, alright?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together.
01:11:01Come over to my place, alright?
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:06Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:09I think I can get used to it.
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, alright?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:17Especially Coldplay.
01:11:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:21It was worth a try.
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:11:50Michelangelo?
01:11:54Uh...
01:11:55Amelia...
01:11:56Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:12:39I...
01:12:40I...
01:12:42Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:12:47I love you so much.
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:12:59But...
01:13:00Here we are.
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.
01:13:19In a good way.
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:22Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:13:24I love you.
01:13:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:43Thanks.
01:13:45I'm Betsy.
01:13:46Amelia's sister.
01:13:48I'm Jake.
01:13:48Another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy.
01:13:52You know, given my sister.
01:13:54But...
01:13:54I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:57Me too!
01:13:58Woo!
01:14:01Let's laugh.
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