00:03Welcome to my 7th hour special.
00:07Getting older is hard. Being a new mom is hard.
00:10Putting together, being a new old mom, hard.
00:13Here I am, my tia era.
00:15I gotta own it now. I was like, where are we going after?
00:17I'm coming. What time are we going?
00:1910?
00:21If I'm leaving the house at 10pm, I'm going to urgent care.
00:26My boobs are like a soldier who's gone off to war.
00:29Before I had a baby, if I ever took my shirt off in front of my husband, he'd be like,
00:32hey, sailor.
00:33Now he's like, thank you for your service.
00:37I had my parents who got ready to jump to conclusion.
00:41Parents, help me. How do you not fight a kid?
00:45I think I was an ugly baby. I do.
00:48I look at some of my baby pictures, I was like, mom, did you drink alcohol?
00:57Is this how I get a felony?
01:11Is this how I get a felony?
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