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I'm My Husband's Divorce Lawyer 2026 - Full EP ⚖️🔥💥
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00:02Six years ago, I won the International Legal Excellence Awards.
00:06First place. Top lawyer in the work.
00:10But then, I found something more important than being a lawyer.
00:21Oh my god, babe. What time is it?
00:23Babe.
00:23God, it'll be so late.
00:25Babe, relax.
00:29Remember, I gave you the whole month off.
00:31Did my incredibly handsome boss husband just binge me?
00:36Should I be worried?
00:37You are the most amazing woman in the womb.
00:39And you're the love of me.
00:41And it's my job to keep you happy.
00:46Here, have breakfast. I've got to go to the office.
00:57Lucy, weren't you supposed to go live with your legal consultation stream? What are you doing?
01:03John just left. Don't worry, I'm logging on right now.
01:06I still don't get it. You're the best attorney in the country.
01:10And you're doing sales at your husband's company. It makes no sense.
01:14Being near him is all that matters.
01:17Okay, gotta go.
01:22Good morning, everyone. Welcome to my legal advice stream.
01:25And as always, I have a little gift for the first caller today.
01:34Hey, hello there.
01:36Hi there, top attorney.
01:38Wait. That voice. That's my husband.
01:43I got a legal question for you.
01:44What do you do when you've been trapped in a fraudulent marriage for six years?
01:48Fraudulent marriage? He's talking about me?
01:55Before we got married, I thought she was ambitious.
01:58But it turns out she just wanted a cushy title of my company.
02:03You are?
02:06A cushy title?
02:08When he was just starting out, I worked myself to the bone for that company.
02:15I want you to represent me.
02:17I mean, you're the best, right?
02:19Just make sure that when the divorce is finalized, my wife doesn't get a dime.
02:26I'll need some time to consider your case.
02:30Sorry, everyone. We're ending early today. Bye.
02:37Babe, is it just me or does that lawyer lady kind of sound like your wife?
02:43Please. That's the number one attorney in the entire world.
02:46You think that stupid bitch could really pull that off?
02:50Not a chance.
02:53Speaking of which, that lawyer from the stream sent through a necklace.
02:57Could you wrap it up nice? Today's my wedding anniversary.
03:03But babe, you're divorcing her. Why are you still getting her gifts?
03:07Because I'm not quite ready to blow this up as much as I want to.
03:12I've just got to play along a little longer, honey.
03:15Fine.
03:16But you better make it up to me later.
03:19I will.
03:29Okay, ready?
03:32Surprise!
03:35The man in the stream today?
03:37It really was him.
03:42Please, tell me that wasn't John.
03:44God, how could I represent my own husband and our divorce?
03:47This is too cruel.
03:49You know, I spent over an hour at Tiffany's picking out this necklace for you.
03:53I'm sorry, Tiffany's?
03:55That is the $10 prize I bought for my own live stream.
03:58Let's put it on, you beautiful.
04:02God, look how natural this is for him.
04:05Has he been lying to my face for six years?
04:08You don't like it?
04:10Okay, no worries, babe. I've got something else.
04:12Because mine is also yours, right?
04:15Why whatever makes you happy.
04:17I just need you to sign this.
04:19You know how it is.
04:20Company money, I've got to keep the accountants happy.
04:22That's why he insisted on giving me cash and making me sign these documents.
04:27To make me take it all back when he leaves me.
04:33What's the matter? You still not happy?
04:36Guess I'll have to sweeten the deal.
04:38How about I throw in... me?
04:42Actually, I'm kind of starving.
04:45Okay, well, your wish is my command.
04:48Chef John, under service.
04:56Can't wait for you to take this off me tonight, babe.
05:00So that's it.
05:01He's cheating.
05:03That's why he's in such a rush to divorce me.
05:08Dinner's almost ready, so I got you some tea.
05:12Hey! Who said you'd go through my phone?
05:18Baby, I'm so sorry.
05:20I didn't mean to push you like that.
05:21But you shouldn't go through my phone without asking.
05:23Thanks for not killing me, I guess.
05:25Don't say that.
05:27I'd never hurt you.
05:28You know that.
05:32What did you see on my phone?
05:33Why? Is there something that you don't want me to see?
05:35What?
05:37No. Hey, come on.
05:39Don't be crazy.
05:41Here, dinner's nearly ready, so drink the tea while you wait.
05:50Go on, drink it.
05:52Why are you staring at me like that?
05:54Just making sure you drink it, it'll go cold.
05:57Cold tea upset your stomach, remember?
06:03Hey.
06:04I'm just trying to take care of my wife.
06:06I mean, that's my job, right?
06:09Drink up and rest.
06:11And I'll call you when dinner's ready, okay?
06:14His special tea.
06:17No wonder I've been passing out every night.
06:20He's been drugging me the whole time.
06:23What?
06:32He's drunk!
06:35He's drunk!
06:37He's drunk!
06:38He's drunk and ready!
06:46And he's drunk.
06:47I don't know.
06:49He's drunk.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:50Only he's drunk.
06:54I don't know.
06:55I can't...
06:58but I don't know.
06:59Baby, I hate this. Why do I always have to sneak in here after you drugged your wife?
07:05When can I actually live here?
07:08Soon babe, I promise. As soon as the divorce goes through, this whole place is yours.
07:14Good. That dumb bitch had you for six years. I'm not letting her take one penny when she reigns.
07:20Trust me. As soon as my lawyer's done with her, she'll be lucky to leave with a shirt on her
07:25back.
07:32Six years. And this is what I meant to him?
07:36Fine, Joan. You want to play dirty? Let's play.
07:42Mr. Miller? I'll take your case.
07:50George? It's me. I'm getting back in the game. I've got a very special divorce case.
07:57I'm going to need you to throw me a welcome back pardon.
08:23Wow. I was not expecting the world's best lawyer to be so hot.
08:29Wow. I was not expecting the world's best lawyer to be so hot.
08:30Let's get to business. Do you have the litigation documents ready?
08:37Baby, that's rude. We should just trust her, right? They mean she's the best.
08:43God, you're right, baby. What would I do without you?
08:51Disgusting. Both of you. Enjoy it while it lasts, because I'm about to destroy you.
08:56So, Counselor, a quick question. If I have video evidence of my wife cheating, would that help me winning this
09:04kiss?
09:06I've never cheated. He's going to frame me.
09:14Perfect.
09:20And that's just the retainer. You win this case, and there's a hell of a lot more where that came
09:24out.
09:24My entire future happiness is in your hands, Counselor. I'll see you in court.
09:32Oh, I'll handle your future happiness, John. Every. Last. Bit of it.
09:42So, how'd you like your welcome back party?
09:49George, I need your help.
10:04You're still here? Shouldn't you be at the office by now?
10:08I noticed you've been skipping breakfast lately. Are you trying to drop a few pounds again?
10:13Look, honey, sit. Okay? I can't have my beautiful wife starving herself.
10:22So today's the day, huh? You're finally ready to make your move, John.
10:28My place. Now.
10:31Here. Drink this first.
10:34Hmm. This tea looks special today.
10:39Special? What do you mean?
10:42Because you made it just for me, silly. With love.
10:47Everything I do is because I love you.
10:50You shameless liar.
11:06Yeah, she's out. Come in.
11:17Make sure you get her face on the shots.
11:34Oh, man. Can't believe I'm getting paid to pay some reach guys. Why?
11:39Well, you're not.
11:42What the hell?
11:47You just committed attempted rape, conspiracy, and unlawful restraint.
11:52Want to spend the next 20 years in prison?
11:55Then you're going to do exactly what I say.
12:06Now I'm just going to edit her face out.
12:13Sorry, John. The only one getting kicked to the curb with nothing but their bare ass is you.
12:22I don't like to be nice.
12:27John, you're so naughty.
12:31I guess he thinks he's already run.
12:34Didn't even bother drugging my tea tonight.
12:39Honey, you're home.
12:43Let me introduce you. This is Lily, my assistant.
12:50Hi, Lucy. It's so nice to finally meet you.
12:54John talks about you all the time.
13:06You know, Crystal's supposed to stay clear.
13:09But once it gets dirty...
13:13It's worthless.
13:16Excuse me?
13:18Lily, relax.
13:22Look, work's been crazy.
13:24So I thought it'd make sense for Lily to stay here.
13:26You know, for convenience.
13:30Oh.
13:32Stay here?
13:34In our home?
13:35Well, you've just been chilling at home all day.
13:38So you wouldn't understand how stressful it is running a company.
13:42You're right.
13:44It's all for work, isn't it?
13:47I totally understand, babe.
13:50Wait.
13:51She's not mad?
13:52Is she trying to keep me by being a perfect wife?
13:55She must really love me.
13:58Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
14:01Sometimes things just don't work out.
14:04And when they're done...
14:06They're done.
14:09What's this?
14:11Divorce papers.
14:13Court starts in three days.
14:17And I just really hope you can not make a scene, you know, crying and begging and all of that.
14:23In your dreams.
14:28Look.
14:30You don't have to pretend you're fine.
14:32Yeah?
14:33If you need a cry, just let it out.
14:38Say that line, John.
14:40You're gonna need it in court.
14:42Maybe, maybe you should help her find a lawyer.
14:45I mean, she's obviously gonna lose, but it won't be as pathetic.
14:49Right?
14:51Yeah, she's right.
14:52If you ask me nicely, I'd be happy to help.
14:57Hard pass.
15:00Besides...
15:02I'm going to win.
15:04I've hired the best attorney in the entire world.
15:06You don't stand a chance!
15:08Guess we'll find out in court, John.
15:21Lucy!
15:22Oh my God!
15:23It's been forever!
15:25What brings you here?
15:26Is...
15:27Georgian?
15:28I need to talk to him.
15:30Okay.
15:30Hold up.
15:31I get you.
15:42Please welcome the first woman ever to win the International Legal Excellence Award.
15:47Lucy Archer.
15:53That award is every lawyer's dream.
15:56And you threw it away for some asshole who didn't deserve you.
16:00I can't believe you kept it.
16:04Lucy Archer.
16:06The best damn attorney this country's ever seen.
16:09Welcome back.
16:14What?
16:16You?
16:18You're the best attorney in the world?
16:23Jesus Christ, I must be losing it.
16:26How could this stupid housewife be a world-class attorney?
16:29Who let you in here?
16:31Get out!
16:36Hmm.
16:37Let me guess.
16:38You're here looking for a lawyer?
16:40Here.
16:40Take my card.
16:42It's got 20 grand on it.
16:43That should get you someone...
16:45adequate.
16:46Not that it matters, because you're gonna lose anyway, aren't you?
16:50And don't take this as affection.
16:52I mean, if you have a dog for six years, you're gonna feel something for it, right?
16:55I mean...
16:56Oh!
16:58What the fuck?
16:59You hit me?!
17:01Six years you treated me like a pet.
17:05Guess you forgot?
17:06I can butt!
17:08What you gonna regret that, you little bitch?!
17:16What an absolute piece of shit.
17:19So?
17:21What's your plan here?
17:25Destroy him in court.
17:28In front of everyone.
17:30Well then...
17:33I guess you're gonna need this.
17:39Welcome back to the game, Lucy.
17:49What the hell are you doing?!
17:51I live here now, and your stuff smells gross.
17:55So...
17:55Bye-bye!
17:56I bought this house with my own money before we even got married!
18:00You have no way!
18:01I've been carrying your dead weight for six years, Lucy!
18:05So I think a house is pretty fair compensation.
18:08Although besides, after tomorrow, it's mine anyway.
18:12Are you really that sure you're going to win?
18:13Oh, yeah.
18:15I've hired an international legal award winner.
18:19The best female attorney in the entire world.
18:21I'll make sure she knows exactly how much you appreciate her.
18:24Just try not to cry in court tomorrow.
18:27Because even as your ex, I'd be pretty embarrassed for you.
18:31Don't worry, John.
18:33You'll be the one crying.
18:39Babe, where is she?!
18:40The lawyer should be here by now!
18:42Relax, she'll be here in a minute, okay?
19:01Luf!
19:02What are you doing here?!
19:06Lucy, what the hell are you doing here?!
19:08Oh my God!
19:09Babe, is that your lawyer?
19:10No, she's the defendant.
19:11Obviously the one I'm divorcing.
19:13There's no way she...
19:14Yeah, but she's giving lawyer.
19:16That's just because she's got terrible fashion sense, that's why.
19:19Oh!
19:20I get it now.
19:22She's too poor to afford an actual lawyer, so she's just...
19:27Doing it herself.
19:30How embarrassing.
19:32Wow.
19:33Looks like you found your soulmate, John.
19:35Matching IQs and everything.
19:39Where'd you even get this anyway, huh?
19:41Some Halloween store?
19:42Oh no, you're actually kind of convincing.
19:45You bitch, you hit me?!
19:47You just assaulted an officer of the court.
19:50That slap was a warning.
19:53Keep it up and I'll have you arrested for obstruction of justice.
19:56You're bluffing.
19:57You're not even a real lawyer anyway.
20:00Honestly, for dealing with idiots like you two, I don't even need to be a lawyer.
20:06A middle schooler could win this case.
20:09Enjoy your little music.
20:10Crazy.
20:11Because soon, your arrogance is about to cost you everything.
20:15You know what cost me, John?
20:18Six years.
20:19Six years of my life wasted on you.
20:22I'm bored of hearing this.
20:23And remember, I could say the same thing about you.
20:27Come on, honey.
20:29The courts will just...
20:30Let's not waste any more time on her.
20:42You know, if you had just taken that 20 grand, you could have hired yourself somebody competent.
20:47But instead, you're sitting here looking like a fool.
20:51Speaking of competent...
20:54Where's your lawyer?
20:55She's already cashed my retainer check.
20:58Tick-tock, John?
21:04Mr. Miller?
21:05Is your consul present?
21:07On her way, Your Honor.
21:08Just...
21:09Just a few more minutes.
21:14Where the hell are you?
21:15Court's about to start!
21:20I'm already here.
21:34Hello, Mr. Miller.
21:36Your divorce proceedings are about to begin.
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