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00:01:30What do you think is a world record for longest time without sleeping?
00:01:35Take a nightie.
00:01:37I just took one.
00:01:38Ah, sucks.
00:01:45Hey, do you think I should tell Dev how I feel?
00:01:48If you want to.
00:01:49Yeah.
00:01:51I just, I don't want to make things weird, like, within the group.
00:01:58But I feel like if I don't say anything before a break, then it'll never happen.
00:02:02Okay.
00:02:03Then do it.
00:02:10I should, like, say anything about me?
00:02:12No.
00:02:17Is that a good thing?
00:02:18I don't know, man.
00:02:18I don't know.
00:02:21I mean, should I tell her?
00:02:22Do you think I should tell her?
00:02:25Okay?
00:02:25Or else you need to stop talking about it because the more you talk about it, the more it's
00:02:28going to drive me fucking crazy and you're never going to do it, so.
00:02:37Come on.
00:02:37Chill out.
00:02:54Oh, hey, girl.
00:02:56Hey.
00:02:58Hey, Dev.
00:02:59How was work?
00:03:01Do you see any dead bodies?
00:03:03Nothing happened.
00:03:05Unremarkable.
00:03:07Isn't that a good thing?
00:03:08Not when I could have been studying.
00:03:13Are we actually going to pass this test?
00:03:16Yes.
00:03:16Yes.
00:03:17Of course.
00:03:22Do you guys know that kid Jasper in our class?
00:03:25He sits in, like, the last row.
00:03:28There's a lot of people in that lecture hall.
00:03:31Okay, well, I had Kim one with him last semester.
00:03:33He had this crazy study guide with all these diagrams and patterns and mnemonics.
00:03:39Like, all this stuff to memorize compounds.
00:03:43Sick, right?
00:03:46Ryan?
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:48Study guide?
00:03:49Oh, yeah.
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50Jasper.
00:03:51Um, he's probably got one for the test.
00:03:53Why are you going to help us?
00:03:56I think he'd take a trade.
00:03:59For what?
00:04:01No.
00:04:03No.
00:04:03No.
00:04:04No.
00:04:05Not the ganja!
00:04:07Definitely not.
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:09No.
00:04:13Jasper.
00:04:15Jasper.
00:04:17Oh.
00:04:19What's up, Brian?
00:04:20Where are you going?
00:04:21Uh, how are finals going?
00:04:25Aint in there.
00:04:27You going to the library?
00:04:29No, I don't really, um, study around people anymore.
00:04:32Oh.
00:04:33Okay.
00:04:35You're torching up gas in your room, aren't you?
00:04:39Yeah, I'm totally torching up gas in my room.
00:04:43Yeah, my friends, Deb and Maya, got an ounce of this crazy California stream.
00:04:49I think you'd love it.
00:04:51That sounds...
00:04:52cool.
00:04:55Yeah, um, you just got to hear the story.
00:04:59You want to hear the story?
00:05:01You want my study guide?
00:05:03I really, really want your study guide.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:06But, but, but, listen to me.
00:05:08I have an idea.
00:05:10You come back with us, we'll smoke you out, we'll order some tacos, we'll study a little
00:05:15bit, it'll just be the four of us.
00:05:17It'll be super chill.
00:05:21Um.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:25Cool?
00:05:26Yeah.
00:05:26Let's do it.
00:05:27Alright, yeah, I'm not paying you guys for the tacos, so.
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:36Yeah, dude, the last time I smoked this shit, I was fucking, literally, I was fucking eating
00:05:43baked potato skins, watching an entire season of Victoria's, and my mom called me.
00:05:47Wait, there's not going to be baked potato skins out of this thing, right?
00:05:49No, no, no, don't worry about it.
00:05:50I'm like those.
00:05:51Yeah, no, you're good.
00:05:51I mean, I don't even really like them that much.
00:05:56Man, so the last time I smoked this shit, I ended up on my fucking roof with my pants
00:06:00off.
00:06:01And, like, nobody told me how I even got there.
00:06:03That's just shit.
00:06:08Hey.
00:06:08Oh shit.
00:06:10You okay?
00:06:12You alright?
00:06:13Let's get you up.
00:06:24Hey, you live around here?
00:06:26Can I get you home?
00:06:31You're welcome.
00:06:33Who's this?
00:06:43What are they?
00:06:45Oh, I know.
00:06:47They look custom.
00:06:50There's no label on them.
00:06:53I have no idea.
00:06:54So if we just, uh, took these with us, he wouldn't fall over and die?
00:07:00Not unless he's running a pharmacy out of his house.
00:07:03Well, let's, uh, hold on to him.
00:07:06Why don't you just give it to him?
00:07:07He's right there.
00:07:09But he's so far away.
00:07:24Holy shit.
00:07:26Holy shit.
00:07:26This is tight, dude.
00:07:27Jasper, you fucking legend.
00:07:29What did I say about this guy?
00:07:34Not bad.
00:07:36Can I interest you in one of these?
00:07:39What is that?
00:07:40Diet meth.
00:07:41I'm sorry, what?
00:07:43It's what's going to get us all an A on this test.
00:07:45Diet meth is just, like, the scientific way to say it.
00:07:47No, I'm honestly, uh, done studying today.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:53Do you have any substance?
00:07:55Like, anything that you're...
00:07:56I think I'll stick with coffee.
00:07:57You guys can, uh, enjoy the meth.
00:07:59How many of those have you had today?
00:08:01I think this is my...
00:08:02There's, like, three?
00:08:03Three?
00:08:04One of these is worth three of those.
00:08:06Try half.
00:08:08I think I'm done studying at this point.
00:08:10Then why are you dosing a new cafe?
00:08:12Is she, like, emotionally stressed before a test now, I think?
00:08:15I wish we could say the same.
00:08:17Ryan mentioned something about weed.
00:08:19The outer space kush?
00:08:21I really hope that's not what you guys call it.
00:08:23That's what I call it.
00:08:24Why?
00:08:25Because, okay, I found these mass extractors in Northern California
00:08:29who genetically modified strains that could be grown in cold
00:08:32and dark environments, like outer space.
00:08:35So, yeah.
00:08:36It's, like, the best high I've ever had.
00:08:39How'd you get it?
00:08:40Dev.
00:08:41Found out how to talk to these dudes online.
00:08:44I just got it using Bitcoin.
00:08:45Oh, cool.
00:08:46How much?
00:08:47800.
00:08:47Bitcoin?
00:08:48U.S. dollars.
00:08:50Oh, you said Bitcoin.
00:08:51Do you need me to explain to you how the blockchain works?
00:08:54Nope.
00:08:55Well, let me know if you have any questions about the study guides.
00:08:57I know the Venn diagrams get a little tricky.
00:08:59I made them.
00:09:00Thanks.
00:09:00You got it.
00:09:01Wait, what are you gonna do?
00:09:03Might go for a walk.
00:09:04Might go for a stroll.
00:09:05What you could do, though, is let me know when the tacos get here.
00:09:07That would be very nice.
00:09:19He took the kush.
00:09:24What a fucking great guy.
00:09:27He's awesome.
00:09:39Where'd Jasper go?
00:09:44I don't think he ever smokes with other people.
00:09:46In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him smoke.
00:09:52He's like Schroeder's cat.
00:09:55Or something.
00:09:57Dev, I think he's in your room.
00:09:59Why would he be in my room?
00:10:02Because he's like Schroeder's cat.
00:10:09You okay, Jasper?
00:10:16Jasper?
00:10:17Jasper?
00:10:17Jasper?
00:10:18Jasper?
00:10:18Jasper?
00:10:19Jasper?
00:10:20Jasper?
00:10:20Jasper?
00:10:20Jasper?
00:10:21Jasper?
00:10:25Jasper?
00:10:28Jasper?
00:10:29Are you okay?
00:10:30Are you okay?
00:10:31Are you okay?
00:10:32Are you okay?
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:36I just need to lie down.
00:10:39I just need to be okay.
00:10:39What are you doing in my bed?
00:10:42I didn't know this was your bed.
00:10:44And in your outdoor pants?
00:10:46Are you sure you're all right?
00:10:52I'm just feeling… empty.
00:10:59Oh, it's probably just the pot.
00:11:03It's not the pot.
00:11:13Okay, um, well we got so much studying done.
00:11:16Your study guide.
00:11:19It's taco time.
00:11:21Let's get you out of my room.
00:11:30Hey, do you like a human again?
00:11:39I do. Yeah, the tacos are good. Thank you.
00:11:43Um, but I've come to the conclusion that your guys' weed just sucked.
00:11:51Hopefully you can get that Bitcoin back.
00:11:55I don't think our weed is the problem.
00:11:57Are you good, bro?
00:11:59I thought you smoked all the time.
00:12:01He wasn't ready for the extraterrestrial realm.
00:12:05No, it wasn't that. I'm just used to, like, a cleaner high.
00:12:08That was not a cleaner high.
00:12:10Fine. We just won't give you any more then.
00:12:12Problem solved.
00:12:13Oh my god, Ricky, what the fuck?
00:12:16Sorry guys, hold on.
00:12:18Hi, Ricky, comma.
00:12:20We need more shit over here, please.
00:12:22Period.
00:12:23We will pay up front this time, even.
00:12:25Comma.
00:12:27Extended release, please. Thank you.
00:12:29Oh my god, fucking Ricky ghosting me now.
00:12:31Where the fuck is he?
00:12:32He doesn't even know where he is.
00:12:35Okay, well, that's awesome, because now we're out of Addy, and we have Ricky falling off the face of the
00:12:40fucking planet as usual.
00:12:42Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:12:43I'm not about to let fucking Ricky ruin my night.
00:12:48Yeah, Rai, that's smart. Let's just, let's just be done studying.
00:12:59Oh no, I don't drink.
00:13:02Well, this one's for you.
00:13:12Woo!
00:13:14Ugh.
00:13:17I said I saw you coming out of the bathroom, dude.
00:13:20I know it was you.
00:13:25Hey, Despy?
00:13:26Are you gonna, um, are you gonna study with us again tomorrow?
00:13:29No, I'm honestly, I think I'm done studying.
00:13:33I, if you wanted to, we could, again, tomorrow, I got a few wrong.
00:13:38I'm actually kinda tired, so, I might just duck out now.
00:13:41But, thank you for the food, though.
00:13:42Appreciate it.
00:13:44Yeah, I got a couple wrong, too.
00:13:47Yeah, yeah, I got a couple right.
00:13:51Uh, yeah, I'm honored, but, uh, I'm getting pretty sleepy, so I'll probably duck out now.
00:13:57But thank you.
00:13:58Or, we could have a little slumber party.
00:14:02Rai, what the fuck is that?
00:14:05Where did you get this?
00:14:07You know the old guy, with the eyes and the face?
00:14:10You know what I'm talking about?
00:14:12Oh, my God.
00:14:13Oh, yeah, uh, yes, I know that guy.
00:14:15The zombie.
00:14:16Yeah, yep.
00:14:17The one who's always walking around the town?
00:14:18Mm-hmm.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:19Found him, fucking face down on the concrete.
00:14:22He's closer right next to him.
00:14:24You took his shit?
00:14:25I mean, what do you think they are?
00:14:28Uh, I don't know.
00:14:29I mean, these are, like, homemade.
00:14:33Only one way to find out.
00:14:35No.
00:14:35You have no idea what's in them.
00:14:37That's so dangerous.
00:14:39Or really, really fun.
00:14:41No.
00:14:43I mean, you guys have seen the old guy, right?
00:14:46He's, like, fucking bonkered out of his mind.
00:14:48He's probably been doing this shit since the 60s.
00:14:51Yeah, and, right, they knew how to do drugs back in the 60s.
00:14:56That you could just, mm, take a pretty little charm off of a stranger's tongue,
00:15:00and then you would just melt into a bed of daisies.
00:15:03Those were the days.
00:15:05No, no.
00:15:06People do this all the time.
00:15:08They just go into the medicine cabinet and then take whatever they want,
00:15:11and then they call us, and they're dead before we even get there.
00:15:14Yeah, but you work as an EMT. You're biased.
00:15:16Yeah, but that's...
00:15:17But if this old, frail man is taking this, and he's still chugging along,
00:15:23our supple 20-year-old bodies will be just fine.
00:15:26If only you were this convincing when you're sober.
00:15:33Stupid.
00:15:37Who's next?
00:15:39Me.
00:15:40Come on.
00:15:43Seriously?
00:15:47That's my water.
00:15:52Oof!
00:15:55I did it!
00:15:58You had a time at the lake.
00:16:01I had known you for about a week.
00:16:04Everybody says never to trip with strangers.
00:16:07We didn't listen.
00:16:12This is how we get closer.
00:16:17Oh my god, can I have a fucking nether? It's so fucking boring.
00:16:24Dev!
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:26Yes!
00:16:27Okay.
00:16:30Yay, Dev!
00:16:32I can just get my jacket, so...
00:16:35This black one's got your name all over it.
00:16:38See?
00:16:38Right there.
00:16:40Jasper.
00:16:44You're curious, Jasper.
00:16:45You're a curious guy.
00:16:47That's why you're a scientist.
00:16:49We both looked into that old guy's eyes.
00:16:52We saw something.
00:16:54He can see shit that none of us can see.
00:16:57He knows something.
00:17:00If I can take this, we could see that shit.
00:17:06All right, hear me out.
00:17:09Worst case, it fucking sucks.
00:17:12We're in it together.
00:17:14You said yourself you're done studying.
00:17:18Even the worst trip comes to an end.
00:17:39Yeah!
00:17:40Yeah!
00:17:41Yes, Jasper!
00:17:42My fucking boy Jasper!
00:17:44Jasper!
00:17:45Jasper, Jasper, Jasper!
00:17:46Jasper, Jasper, Jasper!
00:17:47Jasper, Jasper, Jasper!
00:17:49What did I tell you?
00:17:50Fucking guy!
00:17:52Jasper.
00:17:52I love saying your name.
00:17:53Fucking Jasper!
00:17:55Fuck yeah.
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:10Hey.
00:18:10What are you reading?
00:18:12Case study.
00:18:13What's this one about?
00:18:16They found this guy, right?
00:18:19And he had blood in his stool,
00:18:20so they thought it was an intestinal infection.
00:18:23But then they went in with a camera,
00:18:25and they found that there was this parasite,
00:18:27and it was eating its way through his organs,
00:18:29and then right before it got to his liver, they caught it.
00:18:33How'd they catch it?
00:18:35They pulled it out through his rectum.
00:18:38Ooh.
00:18:39Fuck.
00:18:40I know.
00:18:41Did it, like, make his rectum bigger?
00:18:44Did it, like, widen the hole?
00:18:47No.
00:18:48No?
00:18:48Lucky guy.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:54I actually want to talk to you about something.
00:18:57Yeah, what's up?
00:18:59I think it'd be cool if we actually hung out more,
00:19:02our one-on-one, like you and me.
00:19:06I think after break we should go out, like, get dinner,
00:19:11and then, like, go see one of the amazing bands that are in town.
00:19:17Like, I just think that could be a lot of fun.
00:19:23Yeah, I don't know.
00:19:24I just think we could have, like, a really fun night.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:41Like, go get there.
00:19:55Okay, here we go.
00:20:22Dude, fuck those fucking pills.
00:20:25Fucking stupid.
00:20:26Are you not using gloves?
00:20:28No.
00:20:30Hepylchlorite's bad for your skin.
00:20:31Not if you wash your hands soon enough after.
00:20:36Just offering a deduction.
00:20:38Well, thanks for the deduction, Jasper.
00:20:40Shut up, geeks.
00:20:43Hey, Jasper, do you want some cereal?
00:20:56Hey, you okay?
00:20:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:20:59Here, try this.
00:21:02What is this?
00:21:03It really helps with, like, a chronic sore throat.
00:21:06I don't want to take another pill.
00:21:09When I was little, I was diagnosed with what they called a medically skinny throat.
00:21:15I took this pill, and I swear to God it fixed it.
00:21:18You had a medically skinny throat?
00:21:21A medically skinny throat.
00:21:23Like, nothing could go down at all except for this pill.
00:21:27And then-
00:21:27For how long?
00:21:28I promise.
00:21:29For years.
00:21:31Maybe.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:38Ryan!
00:21:43Ryan!
00:21:44Ryan!
00:21:50This is boring.
00:22:04Have you ever tripped before?
00:22:07No.
00:22:11What do you do for fun?
00:22:15I like to go hiking.
00:22:18Oh, really?
00:22:18Where?
00:22:20Down by the foothills.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:24I love the foothills.
00:22:30I, like, love nature.
00:22:34I love it so much.
00:22:40You don't really talk that much, do you?
00:22:47I love it.
00:22:48That's okay.
00:22:51Are you feeling what I'm feeling right now?
00:22:56Like, I feel like all the colors in this room are just, like, so saturated.
00:23:04I can hear my milk.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:15The weird old man meds got us, like, blech!
00:23:25I guess it's not just another boner pill.
00:23:31Wait a sec.
00:23:33You're not having a boner, are you?
00:23:39There's also, like, my cough.
00:23:41We keep coughing.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:46For real.
00:23:49Also, my thoughts are just, like, bouncing, like, back and forth.
00:23:51Like, like, have you ever thought about how just in an instant you could ruin your entire life?
00:23:56Like, I could just kick a baby into the street and my whole life would be over.
00:24:01Do you ever think about that?
00:24:05No?
00:24:08Yes?
00:24:11Yes or no?
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17That makes me feel better.
00:24:26No.
00:24:30No.
00:24:30No.
00:24:31No.
00:24:31No.
00:24:39No.
00:24:41No.
00:24:42How is everybody feeling?
00:24:44Oh.
00:24:45Are you the shaman now?
00:24:48Oh.
00:24:50Of course I am.
00:24:52I've done the most psychedelics here.
00:24:55No, I have.
00:24:57Oh.
00:24:58Um, I had to swaddle you like a baby when you were on shrooms.
00:25:02Chill out, Ryan. Oh my god.
00:25:04Um, I didn't expect to see an army of trolls.
00:25:08Um, we literally walked by a daycare center.
00:25:17Um, oh my god.
00:25:27Um, every line in my hand leads to something.
00:25:36Whoa, where does this one lead?
00:25:40Uh-oh, it goes to space.
00:25:43To an uninhabited planet.
00:25:46We'd be the first ones, and we'd have to repopulate it.
00:25:56What about this one?
00:25:59That one feels really good.
00:26:11I have an idea for an experiment.
00:26:31Oh my god.
00:26:36Oh.
00:26:43Oh.
00:27:50Ryan!
00:27:51Ryan!
00:28:01Are you guys okay in there?
00:28:04We're fine.
00:28:05We're fine.
00:28:06Ryan?
00:28:08Ryan.
00:28:09Ryan.
00:28:11Ryan.
00:28:15Ryan.
00:28:17Ryan.
00:28:24Ryan.
00:28:32Ryan.
00:28:43Ryan.
00:28:57Ryan.
00:28:58Ryan.
00:28:59Ryan.
00:28:59Ryan.
00:29:00Ryan.
00:29:01Ryan.
00:29:05Ryan.
00:29:09Ryan.
00:29:11Ryan.
00:29:11Ryan.
00:29:12Ryan.
00:29:13Ryan.
00:29:14Ryan.
00:29:15Ryan.
00:29:16Ryan.
00:29:16Ryan.
00:29:18Ryan.
00:29:19Ryan.
00:29:23Ryan.
00:29:24Ryan.
00:29:24Ryan.
00:29:24Ryan.
00:29:27Ryan.
00:29:28Ryan.
00:29:31Ryan.
00:29:39Ryan.
00:29:47Ryan.
00:29:48Ryan.
00:29:50Ryan.
00:29:50Ryan.
00:29:53Ryan.
00:30:06Ryan.
00:30:09Ryan.
00:30:17Ryan.
00:30:18Ryan.
00:30:19Ryan.
00:30:20Ryan.
00:30:37Ryan.
00:30:38Ryan.
00:30:38Ryan.
00:30:38Ryan.
00:30:38A adult?
00:30:39No.
00:30:39They'll think we're taking drugs and they'll jail us and we'll go into the come down phase
00:30:42there and then we're dead.
00:30:43What are we going to do?
00:30:44We're going to keep taking the pills to stay alive.
00:30:46And we'll take the same colors so we avoid mixing effects.
00:30:49Wait a second.
00:30:49Why don't we just try to find the old man?
00:30:51What.
00:30:52No.
00:30:53We could go to a lab and actual examine them.
00:30:56But the old man will be able to show us where they came from.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:58But he's not going to be up right now.
00:30:59How do you know?
00:31:00Because it's 2 in the fucking morning.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02Well, how are we going to get into a lab anyways?
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Do research for Miller.
00:31:05So?
00:31:06So he gave me the keys.
00:31:38So?
00:32:02So we could go.
00:32:05I got a back seat.
00:32:05I'm not sure if I'm going to get down here.
00:32:30Are you sure we can be in here?
00:32:33Oh yeah.
00:32:35I don't think anyone else is gonna come in here.
00:32:40Are we sure Jasper has clearance?
00:32:44I mean, he has keys, so...
00:32:47What if they're not his keys?
00:32:49Dude, you realize that we're in here because of you, right?
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:14Yeah.
00:34:20Right.
00:34:21Where's Ryan?
00:34:23Hmm?
00:34:24Ryan.
00:34:26Oh, um, if he's shitting his pants scared, check the bathroom.
00:34:55Oh, um, if he's in a garage, he's going to be a kid.
00:35:08He's going to be able to get his pants off.
00:35:08I'm going to be able to get his pants off.
00:35:08So, he's going to be able to get his pants off.
00:35:10He's going to be able to get his pants off.
00:35:16So, that's not my fault.
00:35:24I don't know.
00:35:49I don't know.
00:36:01Have you seen Ryan?
00:36:03No, I think you went to the bathroom like a while ago.
00:36:06I'm not sure.
00:36:07I really don't want to go in there.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:14I'll do it.
00:36:15I'll do it.
00:36:43I'll do it.
00:36:44Out of my body.
00:36:46Oh my god.
00:36:47Are you okay?
00:36:49I'm just so fucked up tonight with Dev.
00:36:52Wait, what?
00:36:53You saw what was building.
00:36:55It ruined everything.
00:36:57I'm gonna die with so many regrets.
00:37:01You're not even old enough to have regrets.
00:37:08Right, this is serious fucking shit we were in here.
00:37:12Okay?
00:37:14Dev is just doing what she has to do.
00:37:17I'm not like you, Maya.
00:37:19Losing my shit.
00:37:23I brought us into this.
00:37:26I'm sorry.
00:37:27I'm sorry.
00:37:29It's just not.
00:37:31Ryan.
00:37:40Go on.
00:37:44Stop.
00:37:53Hey.
00:38:12You guys found the cure?
00:38:14Nope.
00:38:14Everything's fucked.
00:38:15Jeff?
00:38:16Jaspi?
00:38:17Jasp?
00:38:17What'd you find?
00:38:20Nothing.
00:38:24What if it's just a more complex compound?
00:38:26I tested for that.
00:38:28What about atomic absorption?
00:38:29You try that?
00:38:30No.
00:38:30Forget elements.
00:38:32There's a molecule in here I've never seen in my life.
00:38:35What do you mean?
00:38:37Each one of the capsules has the same common molecule.
00:38:40I've tested it over and over again.
00:38:42It's an enigma.
00:38:43I'm not even...
00:38:47You've never seen the molecule before.
00:38:51I'm not even sure if it comes from this planet.
00:38:56We've got to find the old man.
00:38:57Alright then.
00:38:58Rise and shine.
00:38:59Camper sun's up soon.
00:39:00You know what that means.
00:39:01If you guys gave me the weekend, I could stay here.
00:39:03Maybe I could make some progress?
00:39:05No.
00:39:05We're going for the old man.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:08You guys go.
00:39:08I could stay here now from this.
00:39:13I know it.
00:39:21Let's go.
00:39:43Bye.
00:39:44Bye.
00:41:39I banged on his door for 20 fucking minutes like any reasonable person would, and he's ignoring me.
00:41:45What are we going to do?
00:41:48We're breaking in.
00:41:49How?
00:41:52How?
00:42:19Oh, my god.
00:42:22Oh, my god.
00:42:57shit he saw me don't worry i got this hold tight hurry
00:43:10hurry come on
00:43:23are you sure he's here
00:43:30well maybe he went out the back
00:43:43what are you doing no no stop it
00:43:59sit him down
00:44:01there's nothing where are the rest where are they
00:44:07what did you do you fucking stop me there's an element in here i can't identify i can't
00:44:13they're dissolved it's not on the periodic table just can you write it
00:44:19please
00:44:23please
00:44:26how did we stop taking these what's the solution how do we stop
00:44:50what did you do holy shit you killed him you should have stayed at the lab jasper can
00:44:57you please stop talking right now you should have stayed at the lab jasper just shut up
00:45:03i should have stayed back i told you guys i should have stayed back jasper can you please not right
00:45:07now why would you hit him i don't know i don't know why i did it i'm sorry let's just
00:45:11get him out of
00:45:11here okay
00:45:20let's take his car
00:45:39let's come on
00:45:42i didn't find any pills just find this what is this
00:45:56looks like wingdings yeah it's it's like a system he created i'm gonna figure it out
00:46:02i've got it
00:46:03i've got it
00:46:04i've got it
00:46:29i've got it
00:46:33Everything good?
00:46:35Yeah, I'm just tired.
00:46:38Okay, I can make coffee then.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:46:45You know, you did what you had to do back there before me.
00:46:53Guys, what are we going to do about the body?
00:46:55Hey, doesn't this look like that factory that's in town?
00:47:01Guys, what are we going to do about the old man?
00:47:03Guys, shut the fuck up!
00:47:40What are you going to do to him?
00:47:43I want to see the pill's effects on the body once they've been in there and had time.
00:47:51If I can learn more about the pill's effects on him, then maybe I can treat our symptoms.
00:47:57And it's the only option at this point, so...
00:48:00What do you mean, exactly?
00:48:05We're going to perform a dissection.
00:48:07What?
00:48:08What? No!
00:48:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:10His body will show us exactly what we need to know.
00:48:14You're saying we kill him.
00:48:16No, no, it would be better if he were alive.
00:48:19That way I can see how his blood vessels dilate, how his lungs are moving.
00:48:24No, that's insane, that's cruel, that's inhumane.
00:48:26You can't cut someone open without their consent.
00:48:29He can't even give consent.
00:48:32You saw him back at the house.
00:48:33He can't talk, he can't even write.
00:48:35So is that our logic?
00:48:35Is that our logic?
00:48:36He knew we were coming.
00:48:37He flushed the pills down.
00:48:39He clearly...
00:48:39There's someone in there.
00:48:40I'm not going to kill him.
00:48:41I know there's someone in there.
00:48:43Dude, he was trying to kill us.
00:48:45How?
00:48:46By flushing the pills.
00:48:48Yeah, or he was trying to save us.
00:48:49He doesn't give a fuck about us.
00:48:50Stop.
00:48:52It doesn't matter now.
00:49:09Maya, Maya.
00:49:10Take a breath.
00:49:12Okay?
00:49:14Whatever's going on in there, it isn't really happening.
00:49:20We answer this door, or chill.
00:49:25Got it?
00:49:28Whoever it is.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:36Okay.
00:49:44Ricky, what the fuck?
00:49:46Hey, yo, my bad, guys.
00:49:47My car crashed in the creek and I had to walk back.
00:49:49Are you fucking serious?
00:49:50Oh, come on.
00:49:52But I have your Addy.
00:49:54Okay, I don't give a fuck about the Addy.
00:49:56Ricky, get the fuck out.
00:49:58That's what she said.
00:49:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:50:00Do you have any oxys?
00:50:01Okay, I've got this terrible headache.
00:50:02Jeez, you guys are demanding.
00:50:04Holy shit.
00:50:06Okay, okay, okay.
00:50:07Okay, hurry.
00:50:08Oh my God.
00:50:10But I have a really, it's a migraine.
00:50:12All right, hold up.
00:50:13Hurry.
00:50:19What is that, Hydros?
00:50:21Yeah, Hydros.
00:50:22How'd you know?
00:50:25Ricky, Ricky, get the fuck out of here.
00:50:27Go.
00:50:27Get the fuck out.
00:50:28Are you guys okay?
00:50:29I need you to get really fucking far away.
00:50:30So, uh, cash your credit.
00:50:32Uh, tips are appreciated, but I'm also looking into a crypto option.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:35Hey, yo, what's, what's Ryan's deal?
00:50:38Who was that?
00:50:39Ricky.
00:50:40Idiot.
00:50:41Had any oxys?
00:50:42Yeah, you got Hydros.
00:50:43Nice.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:46Just like this.
00:51:06It starts in the lungs.
00:51:09It starts in the lungs.
00:51:38It starts in the lungs.
00:51:38Let's go.
00:52:28There's an excess of fluid in his lungs.
00:52:35It's restricting his oxygen.
00:52:55Oh shit.
00:52:56What?
00:52:57It's the comedown.
00:52:58Get him a pill.
00:53:20I didn't know.
00:53:21It's not your phone.
00:53:22You literally didn't know.
00:53:26Hey guys.
00:53:28It's almost time for next dose.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Just leave it by the door.
00:53:36Is Deb okay?
00:53:38Dude, not now.
00:53:42All right.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:50All right.
00:53:53All right.
00:54:31Hey, man.
00:54:34Hey.
00:54:36Are you going to the lab?
00:54:40Nope.
00:54:46Hey, you got like a melatonin or something?
00:54:49Can't sleep.
00:54:52No, I do not.
00:54:55All right.
00:55:00Thanks.
00:55:02Thanks.
00:56:03Hi.
00:56:05How you feeling, Rime?
00:56:07I'm like shit.
00:56:10I can't sleep on this.
00:56:12Damn.
00:56:16Where's Jasper?
00:56:18He left.
00:56:20When?
00:56:23Like four.
00:56:25When?
00:56:27Where did he go?
00:56:28Where did he go?
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:50No.
00:56:59No.
00:57:02No.
00:57:05Jasper left his pills.
00:57:08Oh fuck.
00:57:10I think I know where maybe he could be.
00:57:13Okay where?
00:57:14The foothills.
00:57:17When's the next dose?
00:57:20540.
00:57:22I thought you could just pull up right here.
00:57:47Jasper.
00:57:51Jasper.
00:57:52Just fucking stop it.
00:57:53It's not funny.
00:57:56It's not funny.
00:58:00It's not funny.
00:58:01Are you kidding me?
00:58:07Can you hear me?
00:58:11Jasper?
00:58:19Jasper?
00:58:31Jasper?
00:58:33Jasper?
00:58:35Jasper?
00:58:36Jasper?
00:58:36Jasper?
00:58:37Jasper?
00:58:38Jasper?
00:58:38Jasper?
00:58:38Jasper?
00:58:38Jasper! Jasper! Jasper! Jasper!
00:58:56Jasper!
00:58:57Jasper!
00:58:58Jasper!
00:59:01Jasper!
00:59:06Jasper!
00:59:22Jasper!
00:59:23I...
00:59:24I missed my dose.
00:59:26The come down's delayed.
00:59:29Delayed?
00:59:30You had no symptoms?
00:59:33No.
00:59:39The air...
00:59:41It's good up here.
00:59:45There must be something
00:59:46in the air in the town that
00:59:48reacts poorly with the pills.
00:59:52If we get far enough from the town where the parts per million are lower, then maybe we can...
00:59:58Maybe we can what?
01:00:40The old man must have compounded those pills years ago before the town was polluted by the factory.
01:00:47He's been dealing with the adverse effects ever since.
01:00:54Avstos.
01:01:23The End
01:01:53Here we go.
01:02:04Will you guys forgive me if we die?
01:02:14It's working.
01:03:05It's working.
01:03:11It's working.
01:03:13It's working.
01:03:15It's working.
01:03:24It's working.
01:03:33It's working.
01:03:46It's working.
01:03:52It's working.
01:04:03It's working.
01:04:11It's working.
01:04:14It's working.
01:04:15It's working.
01:04:20It's working.
01:04:23It's working.
01:04:30It's working.
01:04:34It's working.
01:04:40It's working.
01:04:44It's working.
01:04:50It's working.
01:04:58It's working.
01:05:02It's working.
01:05:12It's working.
01:06:37What?
01:06:39Jasper was right.
01:06:42An interstellar rock found in the desert.
01:06:45Odd Properties, 1968.
01:07:20Enough to test what comes next.
01:07:29Suffocate, too much to take.
01:07:35You know the rest ain't break.
01:07:40Mistakes.
01:07:42Same ones I always make.
01:07:45You can't hesitate, won't let evaporate.
01:07:49Could you just shut the door on your way?
01:07:54Success.
01:07:56To feel failure just after breakfast.
01:08:02Stand to be restless.
01:08:06Take me, you're justless.
01:08:11Enough to test what comes next.
01:08:19Suffocate, too much to take.
01:08:26You know the rest, sometimes I'm fried.
01:08:32Yesterday was great, today I'm alive.
01:08:36The people in my life, I'll leave you with my time.
01:08:40Gonna put a smile on the show, and I'm alright.
01:08:44Hear me go, enough to make plans.
01:08:49Go ahead and keep up in your options.
01:08:53Hear me go, enough to make plans.
01:08:57Go ahead and keep up in your options.
01:09:17Love to test what comes next.
01:09:27Suffocate, too much to take.
01:09:32You know the rest.
01:10:11Subscribe.
01:10:11Have a great day.
01:10:15Bye-bye.
01:10:16You're welcome.
01:10:21What's your favorite story?
01:10:21Two minutes to finish this week.
01:10:32Holy shit
01:10:37Holy shit
01:10:40Holy shit
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