00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:13Let's go.
01:18Let's go, Eagles, let's go, Eagles, let's go.
01:23Let's go, Eagles, let's go.
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:20Oh, no I...
02:27Damn!
02:28This is so awkward.
02:38No...
02:39I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it
05:22Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got
05:32it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready
05:49yes
05:50go
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:18is that him
06:23oh my god I'm like oh what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09what's going on Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus once I land
07:18this
07:18date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:42Oh
07:43yeah for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
07:52oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game
08:16there's a perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:19no no no that was accident okay what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on
08:25the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some
08:34shit over some nerve have you lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're
08:40talking shit behind some girl's back
08:49so fucking angry almost almost pee myself cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good
09:13impression Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:43oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn
09:53he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made
10:02quite the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I
10:08actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends classmates you're family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:31Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:38what and uh make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury landed him in the
10:45ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago of course think of it as a
10:53uh super vision we're not seriously agreeing to that are we yes mr. Vaughn I will take great care of
11:12my new stepbrother
11:28oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations Tessa but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47I'm silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:06oh my god long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15and giant whitelust okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:23oh my god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:43dream day fall bounce crush heart
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:04you
13:07you
13:09are you stalking me
13:11what no no what are you talking about
13:18pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play
13:26no no no no no I I sent that to Brad why the hell is that on your phone
13:44where's Brad I don't see him anywhere did you get scared by the stamps of your v card
13:53I see you and Kelly are trying to set me up aren't you
14:15no no no no no this can't be happening
14:22hey Quinn I'm a huge fan of your work
14:25no no no no no no this can't be happening
14:28I'm a nerd queen
14:29I'm a nerd queen
14:31I'm a nerd queen
14:32I'm a nerd queen
14:34ha ha ha ha ha
14:36you did this you jerk
14:38go to Vaughn I hate you
14:45looking for this
14:57what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
15:00and leave me alone
15:03shhhhhh
15:05leave you alone
15:09you're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture
15:16you asshole
15:19what are you talking about
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me
15:26but I would never leak someone's photos
15:30ok
15:31thanks
15:33you still didn't answer my question
15:35what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
15:37and leave me alone
15:43you know Brad Dawson the guy on your team
15:46the guy on your team
15:50the narcissistic pretty boy
15:52yeah unfortunately I do
15:54good
15:55now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal
15:59I will cover your training
16:01and you have to help me
16:03get with Brad
16:04what's in it for me
16:05when you play football
16:07I'll be your perfect alibi
16:10deal?
16:11no
16:13deal
16:16shhhh
16:20operation unnerd is a go
16:23I already studied all the techniques so I'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that?
16:30head tilt
16:31breathing techniques
16:33and
16:37I'll be the one
16:38first things first
16:39okay
16:40first things first
17:01better
17:02I can't
17:03go
17:04go to school like this though if you want to attract someone as shallow as brad you gotta dress
17:09like it look at your eyes not bad
17:28uh look at the next step why don't we go to go to
17:36i've never felt a guy like this
17:38i just saw it
17:43what are you doing
17:46your heart rates the roof professor you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone i i was just
17:58a rookie like you won't last a second with brad
18:05show you a lesson i can teach you oh my god is he going to kiss me
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