00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Let's go!
01:0110, 10, 10, 10, 10...
01:14Let's go. Let's go, Eagles. Let's go!
01:22Let's go!
01:22Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off!
01:29Catch it!
01:30Relax.
01:31I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:24And...
02:25No, I-I...
02:26Uh...
02:27Damn...
02:28Th-this is so awkward!
02:37No, I-I...
02:40I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it
05:22Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got
05:32it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready
05:49yes
05:50go
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:18is that him
06:23oh my god I'm like oh what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09what's going on Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus once I land
07:18this
07:18date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:41oh
07:43doooo
07:44no for real though I'm kind of curious
07:47how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get
07:50look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god
07:54oh the glasses
07:55can't see
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck god my eyes
07:59oh oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you that was an accident okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the
08:27end
08:27zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you
08:37lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows
09:52Connor Vaughn he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made
10:01quite the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I
10:08actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're
10:16not just only friends
10:17classmates your family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa
10:30Tessa
10:31Tessa
10:32Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a
10:53secret
10:54yeah
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we
11:04hmmm
11:07yes
11:09Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new
11:15stepbrother
11:28oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with Brad already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:43but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47oh silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:49and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:55wait
11:56what
11:59what
11:59what stop
12:00what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things and giant white lust
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:43you
12:44need
12:44no
12:45but
12:46no
12:46no
12:50no
12:51it's not true
12:52it's not
12:53it's not true
12:54it's not too
12:59no
13:00no
13:00no
13:00no
13:00no
13:01no
13:02no
13:08you are you stalking me what no no what are you talking about
13:18pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play no no no no i i i sent that to brad
13:29wait why the hell is that on your phone
13:44where's brad i don't see him anywhere did you get scared by the stanch of your v-card
13:53i see you and kelly are trying to set me up aren't you
14:08oh my god
14:10oh my god
14:11it's like everywhere
14:12no way
14:14oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:20this can't be happening
14:22hey quinn i'm a huge fan of your work
14:27i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:29i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:31i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:35you did this you jerk
14:39god rvon i hate you
14:46looking for this
14:57what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone
15:04leave you alone
15:09you're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture
15:16you asshole
15:18what are you talking about
15:24i don't know what you've heard about me but i would never leak someone's photos
15:30okay
15:31thanks
15:33you still didn't answer my question
15:35what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone
15:43you know brad dawson the guy on your team
15:46the guy on your team
15:49the narcissistic pretty boy
15:52yeah unfortunately i do
15:54good
15:54now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal
15:59i will cover your training
16:01and you have to help me
16:03get with brad
16:05what's in it for me
16:05when you play football
16:07i'll be your perfect alibi
16:10deal
16:14deal
16:20operation under it is a go
16:23i already studied all the techniques so i'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that
16:30head tilt
16:31breathing techniques
16:37okay first things first
16:39okay first things first
17:03i can't go to school like this though
17:05if you want to attract someone as shallow as brad
17:08you gotta dress like it
17:17look your eyes
17:20not bad
17:27uh
17:28look at the next step
17:30why don't we
17:31go to go to
17:36i've never
17:37felt a guy like this
17:38i just
17:40saw it
17:43what are you doing
17:46your heart raced liver professor
17:49you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone
17:54i i was just
17:57oh
17:58a wookie like you
18:00won't last a second
18:01like brad
18:05show you a lesson
18:06i can teach you
18:08Oh my God, is he going to kiss me?
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