00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Wooooow.
01:03Yes.
01:05Goal.
01:09Water, water, water, water.
01:14Let's go, Stronger,ег antes, lets go.
01:16Let go.
01:17Goal.
01:18Good guy.
01:18Google, let's go.
01:21Let go, Eagles.
01:22Let's go, Eagles, let's go.
01:24Hiya, everybody.
01:28Brad, stop showing off, catch it!
01:30Relax, I got you.
01:36Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:24N-n-no, I-I-uh.
02:27Damn, th-this is so awkward.
02:37N-n-no, I-I-uh.
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it
05:22Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got
05:32it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready
05:49yes
05:50go
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:18is that him
06:23oh my god I'm like oh what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09what's going on Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus once I land
07:18this
07:18date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:43do you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
07:50look bro it's this one oh my god oh my god
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you that was an accident okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the
08:27end
08:27zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you
08:37lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically
09:51everyone knows Connor Vaughn he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite
10:02the impression at school
10:03did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I actually have a thing for him
10:11fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just only friends
10:18classmates
10:20you're family isn't that fun
10:26what she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa
10:30Tessa
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a
10:53secret
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we?
11:07hmmm
11:07yes
11:09Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new
11:15step-brother
11:28oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with Brad already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:43but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47oh silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:49and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:55wait
11:57what?
11:59what?
12:00what? stop! what are you guys doing?
12:02stop! let go!
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:06your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get
12:14the things and giant white lust
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what
12:19I actually have a date
12:20with Brad Dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth
12:36since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:44dream day
12:44oh my god
12:46crush heart
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:03you
13:08are you stalking me?
13:10what?
13:12no? no!
13:13what are you talking about?
13:18pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23what game are you trying to play?
13:26no
13:26no no no no no
13:27I sent that to Brad
13:29wait why the hell is that on your phone?
13:40oh my god
13:44where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by the stamps of your v-card?
13:53I see
13:55you and Kelly are trying to set me up
13:58aren't you?
14:08oh
14:09oh my god
14:10oh my god
14:13oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:18oh
14:20no no no no this can't be happening
14:22hey Quinn
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:29I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:31I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:35I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:36you did this you jerk
14:39Connor Vaughn I hate you
14:45looking for this
14:57what's it gonna take
14:58what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
14:59and leave me alone?
15:05leave you alone?
15:09you're the one
15:11that exposed me
15:12and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture
15:16you asshole
15:19what are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me
15:25I don't know what you've heard about me
15:26but I would never leak someone's photos
15:30okay
15:31thanks
15:33you still didn't answer my question
15:35what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
15:37and leave me alone
15:43you know Brad Dawson
15:45the guy on your team
15:46you know Brad Dawson
15:47the guy on your team
15:50the narcissistic pretty boy
15:52yeah unfortunately I do
15:54good
15:55now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal
15:59I will cover your training
16:01and you have to help me
16:03get with Brad
16:04what's in it for me?
16:05when you play football
16:07I'll be your perfect alibi
16:10deal?
16:14deal
16:20operation unnerd is a go
16:22I
16:23already studied all the techniques
16:25so I'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that?
16:30head tilt
16:31breathing techniques
16:37okay
16:38okay first things first
17:01better
17:02I can't go to school like this though
17:05if you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad
17:08you gotta dress like it
17:17look your eyes
17:20not bad
17:28look at the next step
17:30why don't we
17:31let me
17:31go to
17:32go to
17:36I've never
17:37felt a guy like this
17:39he's
17:40solid
17:43what are you doing?
17:46your heart rates the roof
17:47professor
17:48you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I
17:55I was just
17:57ow
17:58a rookie like you
18:00won't last a second
18:01with Brad
18:05show you a lesson
18:06I can teach you
18:08oh my god
18:09is he going to
18:11kiss me?
18:12I
18:12I
18:12I
18:13I
18:13I
18:13I
18:13I
18:14I
18:14I
18:15I
18:15I
18:16I
18:16I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17I
18:17You
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