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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.

00:00:08All right, it's about that time.

00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?

00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.

00:00:21Hi.

00:00:22Just play him on.

00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one.

00:00:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:00:53You have a cute scar.

00:00:55It's just my birthmark.

00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.

00:01:02I don't want you to stop.

00:01:03I don't want you.

00:01:06I don't want you to stop.

00:01:11I don't want you to stop.

00:01:15But it's just my heart lois.

00:01:23It's just my heart.

00:01:34ah I was so drunk last night I can't remember who I was with I must return

00:01:43this to her so I can see her again

00:01:50happy new year Sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night I don't care

00:01:56how just do it I will find you

00:02:05Maximus can't you get married already bring home a wife or at least a

00:02:09girlfriend I need grandkids I need message received mom I need to go now I

00:02:16have to inspect the new headquarters

00:02:26seven years why can't I ever find you why do you still haunt me

00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years

00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir but first we found your fake Christmas wife

00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't

00:02:58have

00:02:58ever known you the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up the price good finally I can get my mother

00:03:03off my back

00:03:07hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate

00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy

00:03:15now auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore

00:03:21sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for Christmas

00:03:25but mommy why do we have to rent daddy where's my real one

00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table

00:03:47daddy

00:03:48oh

00:03:49what

00:03:56daddy

00:03:57oh I'm sorry

00:03:59I'm not your dad

00:04:01no I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had

00:04:04oh

00:04:05mommy hurry your fit Christmas husband has arrived

00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous

00:04:26why does she feel so familiar

00:04:30she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top

00:04:33you must be my new Christmas husband

00:04:35so you're my new Christmas wife

00:04:38see I knew you were the new daddy we hired right

00:04:41hi my name's Hyper what's your name

00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid

00:04:46Max Aurelius

00:04:47Eva

00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage

00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays

00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too

00:05:00so per hour agreement

00:05:02the rate is $1,000 per hour

00:05:05and

00:05:05$1,000 an hour?

00:05:07well yeah

00:05:09it's $500 a day

00:05:11is that enough?

00:05:12that's the most that I can pay you

00:05:14wait you're paying me $500 a day?

00:05:16that's what I agreed with the agency

00:05:18you'll make your thousands over the week

00:05:19look my requirements are simple

00:05:22okay play my pretend husband

00:05:23come with me to my hometown

00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family

00:05:27and then my family will get off my back

00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once

00:05:34so she's getting pressure from the folks too

00:05:37fine

00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too

00:05:42okay

00:05:43deal

00:05:46ready to go get married?

00:06:01wow

00:06:02clean up nice

00:06:04it was my wedding day after all

00:06:06pictures

00:06:11thank you

00:06:15you're supposed to look like you're in love

00:06:41I need some photos of us together too

00:06:46to prove to my parents

00:06:48that I'm actually married

00:06:49and have a happy family

00:06:50yeah

00:06:50of course

00:07:01happy holidays mom

00:07:03from my family to you

00:07:13bad news boss

00:07:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife

00:07:17bailed last minute

00:07:18wait she bailed

00:07:20then who is

00:07:24who is she?

00:07:26whatever

00:07:27it doesn't matter

00:07:29I've got what I need

00:07:33Sam don't worry about it

00:07:34I already found someone

00:07:41okay well

00:07:42I think it's time for us to go

00:07:43Christmas shopping waits for no one

00:07:45Christmas shopping?

00:07:47I should come

00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband

00:07:50in this fake it to your family plan

00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts

00:07:55it will make it more believable

00:07:59fine

00:08:00yeah fine

00:08:01okay

00:08:01you can come

00:08:10let's go

00:08:11which mall are we going to?

00:08:13um

00:08:13let's go to that one

00:08:14oh let's go to the bank

00:08:21what the actual fuck

00:08:26Sam

00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one of his god damn elaborate pranks again?

00:08:32get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with

00:08:38she does kind of look like him

00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents

00:08:45we will say they're from you

00:08:48here let me get this

00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max

00:08:54oh so

00:08:55I was uh

00:08:56thinking

00:08:57that

00:08:58since we're married

00:09:00we should probably

00:09:01kiss

00:09:02once or twice

00:09:04in front of them

00:09:05okay

00:09:06should we use our tongues or

00:09:09no no definitely not

00:09:10and absolutely no

00:09:11sex?

00:09:13yes

00:09:14strictly business

00:09:17anything physical outside of that is not happening

00:09:20what?

00:09:21afraid you'll fall for me?

00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications

00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas

00:09:30let's go

00:09:37here

00:09:38what are you doing?

00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab

00:09:43well I'm not your woman

00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship

00:09:47and I don't want your money

00:09:50attention shoppers

00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off

00:09:5350% off pies

00:09:54quick

00:09:55go grab a dozen pumpkin pies

00:09:5612 pumpkin pies

00:09:57I hear this right?

00:09:58you're the best kind

00:09:59hurry up and go

00:10:00go

00:10:01what are you standing here for?

00:10:04hello there

00:10:05hi

00:10:05you ready?

00:10:06yes

00:10:06yeah

00:10:06just these things

00:10:07okay great

00:10:09we have a holiday special today

00:10:10spend 500

00:10:12get 10% off

00:10:13and you are just short

00:10:1415 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal

00:10:16oh

00:10:17great

00:10:17yeah

00:10:18what do you have that's just 15 bucks?

00:10:20can you get a move on?

00:10:22I just got here

00:10:24relax

00:10:25yeah

00:10:28here

00:10:29here

00:10:29this will do the trick

00:10:30okay

00:10:30thank you

00:10:33hurry up and pay

00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready

00:10:39you can wait your turn

00:10:44thank you

00:10:45damn

00:10:45my fake wife has some fire in her

00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies

00:10:54not the pies

00:10:55we can just set those on top

00:11:01hi guys

00:11:03gonna hand you

00:11:04all these pies

00:11:08thank you

00:11:09of course

00:11:11thank you so much

00:11:12of course

00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin

00:11:13thank you

00:11:15she bought all 12 pies

00:11:16don't worry I have enough for everybody

00:11:18just to give it away

00:11:19yeah

00:11:19thank you

00:11:21Merry Christmas

00:11:22Merry Christmas

00:11:28what?

00:11:29do you do that often?

00:11:31as often as I can

00:11:36we should go

00:11:37we gotta pick up paper

00:11:41watch out

00:12:01you done feeling me up?

00:12:04shut up

00:12:05oh sorry

00:12:06I was just in character

00:12:07wifey

00:12:07well stay out of character

00:12:09until Christmas

00:12:15and don't be late

00:12:27Harrison group?

00:12:29do you do construction

00:12:30for them or something?

00:12:32sort of

00:12:33not that I'm judging

00:12:34I just

00:12:35need to get my story straight

00:12:36or my mom will eat

00:12:37both of us alive

00:12:39why don't we say

00:12:40that you do

00:12:41mid-level management

00:12:41for Harrison group

00:12:42I think that's respectful

00:12:45can we pick another company?

00:12:47no

00:12:47Harrison group is perfect

00:12:49and they'll find it impressive

00:12:51my cousin's husband

00:12:52works for them too

00:12:52so

00:12:53it's perfect

00:12:58oh and uh

00:12:59wear something nice

00:13:01for Christmas dinner

00:13:01don't worry

00:13:02okay I clean up nicely

00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you

00:13:07too much

00:13:29let's go Sam

00:13:30it's time to check out

00:13:31the new HQ site

00:13:32hold on

00:13:33you're covered in water

00:13:34and you have a hair

00:13:35on your shoulder

00:13:35and it's not yours

00:13:38it's my daughter's

00:13:40my daughter's

00:13:41give me a DNA test

00:13:43for that little girl

00:13:44that he's with

00:13:59hey there they are

00:14:00hey

00:14:01that's Megan

00:14:02oh

00:14:04dad

00:14:05so much you made it

00:14:06oh

00:14:07I missed you

00:14:08so

00:14:09where's this mysterious

00:14:11husband we heard all about

00:14:12he's coming

00:14:13please don't tell me

00:14:14Maximus bailed

00:14:15good good good

00:14:18so

00:14:18heard you got a new

00:14:20hubby sweetie

00:14:21when's he arriving

00:14:22oh

00:14:23it's probably just

00:14:25some story she cooked up

00:14:26to stop people talking

00:14:27poor thing

00:14:28not surprising

00:14:29I mean

00:14:30she's 30

00:14:31once a woman hits that age

00:14:33you become undateable

00:14:34plus a kid looks so

00:14:37bad on dating apps

00:14:40this is exactly why

00:14:42I refuse to come home

00:14:43single this Christmas

00:14:44Auntie Pamela

00:14:45Debbie

00:14:46my dating life

00:14:47quite frankly

00:14:48is none of your concern

00:14:49we're only worried

00:14:50about you

00:14:51all these years

00:14:52without a husband

00:14:53zip it Pamela

00:14:56you know

00:14:57you always spoiled her

00:14:58rotten

00:14:58and look what happened

00:15:00she got knocked up

00:15:01out of wedlock

00:15:02raising a kid

00:15:03all alone

00:15:04I'm not alone

00:15:05and what does this

00:15:08mysterious husband do

00:15:12he's a manager

00:15:13manager

00:15:14of what

00:15:16trash

00:15:18probably a cover

00:15:19for criminal activity

00:15:22you don't have to lie

00:15:23to us Eva

00:15:24actually

00:15:27he's right here

00:15:30oh wow

00:15:33wow

00:15:34he is really good looking

00:15:36ah

00:15:37must be AI

00:15:39congratulations

00:15:40Eva

00:15:41on your photoshop skills

00:15:43fake

00:15:43that's enough

00:15:44she's our daughter

00:15:45and your niece

00:15:47show some respect

00:15:48remember last year

00:15:49when I introduced you

00:15:51to my husband's nephew

00:15:53William

00:15:53and you turned him down

00:15:55well guess what

00:15:56William works for the

00:15:58Harrison group now

00:15:59makes 500 grand

00:16:01a year

00:16:02that's half a million

00:16:04half a million

00:16:06girls are lining up

00:16:07for him all the way

00:16:08to New York

00:16:09and speak of the devil

00:16:14Willie

00:16:15you made it

00:16:26there you are

00:16:29oh look at you

00:16:30now

00:16:31living the dream

00:16:32oh just think Eva

00:16:35well you could be

00:16:36driving around

00:16:36in a car like that

00:16:37had you not married

00:16:38that criminal waste

00:16:40manager

00:16:40so married huh

00:16:42is it

00:16:43serious

00:16:45that's what marriage is

00:16:46it's pretty serious

00:16:48wow

00:16:49you must have rushed

00:16:50the time of the night

00:16:51huh

00:16:51makes sense though

00:16:53you not being

00:16:54a hot young thing

00:16:55anymore

00:16:56dragging that kid

00:16:57around with no daddy

00:16:58yeah

00:16:59a bullet dodged

00:17:00Willie

00:17:01meanwhile you're

00:17:02climbing the

00:17:03Harrison group

00:17:04ladder

00:17:04that's right

00:17:06just bought this

00:17:08brand new suit

00:17:09my Christmas bonus

00:17:10women love a man

00:17:12in red

00:17:12sexy

00:17:13like Santa Claus

00:17:15when I sit

00:17:16on my lap

00:17:17don't touch me

00:17:19oh so entitled

00:17:21Williams a successful

00:17:23man of taste

00:17:24not waste

00:17:25and yet for some

00:17:26reason he's willing

00:17:27to overlook your

00:17:28baggage

00:17:29I mean look at

00:17:30that car

00:17:31did your husband

00:17:32afford anything

00:17:33even close to that

00:17:35think of the life

00:17:35I can give you

00:17:36and Piper

00:17:36with all my

00:17:37Harrison group money

00:17:38ditch your

00:17:39nobody husband

00:17:40and marry me

00:17:42instead

00:17:42I wouldn't marry

00:17:44you if you were

00:17:44the last man

00:17:45on earth

00:17:51my mom would never

00:17:52marry

00:17:52she already has

00:17:53a husband

00:17:53he's gonna kick

00:17:54your butt

00:17:59is that so

00:18:00well then

00:18:01where is he

00:18:02because

00:18:03I don't see him

00:18:04does anyone see him

00:18:08no

00:18:08just like I thought

00:18:10telling lies

00:18:12just like mommy

00:18:13that puts you

00:18:14on the naughty list

00:18:16and let me show you

00:18:17what happens

00:18:18to naughty children

00:18:23are you okay

00:18:25I see your hands

00:18:26oh my god

00:18:27I'm gonna take her

00:18:28in and get her

00:18:28packed up okay

00:18:29come on

00:18:30let's go

00:18:32what the hell's

00:18:33the matter with you

00:18:35how dare you

00:18:35put your filthy hands

00:18:36on my daughter

00:18:39let me go

00:18:40now why would I

00:18:41go and do a thing

00:18:42like that

00:18:43when I'm having

00:18:44such a good time

00:18:45let me go

00:19:00touch my wife again

00:19:02and I will snap

00:19:02every finger

00:19:03that you've got

00:19:07Max you came

00:19:09how are you sweetie

00:19:13where's Piper

00:19:15William Hitter

00:19:16mom dead

00:19:17take her inside

00:19:18well it looks like

00:19:19we have a real

00:19:20Grinch to dispose of

00:19:21well well well

00:19:22if it isn't a waste

00:19:24manager I've been

00:19:25hearing so much about

00:19:26that's right

00:19:28now I'm about to

00:19:29take out the trash

00:19:33oh Mr. and Mrs. Smith

00:19:34it's an honor to

00:19:36meet you

00:19:36I'm Max

00:19:37Eva told us all

00:19:38about you

00:19:39from New York

00:19:40polite

00:19:40handsome

00:19:42just like she said

00:19:44wow

00:19:45he was an AI

00:19:46see

00:19:47he's real

00:19:49and he's more

00:19:49of a man here

00:19:50than William would

00:19:51ever dream to be

00:19:52you son of a bitch

00:19:53you must ruin my suit

00:19:54and watch the way

00:19:55that you drive

00:19:56that

00:19:57that pristine

00:19:58automobile

00:19:59that car

00:20:00oh my god

00:20:01that's worth

00:20:02more than a house

00:20:04that car

00:20:05it was all over

00:20:06the news

00:20:06when the CEO

00:20:07of the Harrison

00:20:08group bought it

00:20:10wait

00:20:11are you

00:20:16like I said

00:20:17I'm just

00:20:18Eva's husband

00:20:19and that's all

00:20:20he needs to know

00:20:21I'm not here

00:20:22to put on a show

00:20:23for anyone

00:20:23you really are

00:20:25a criminal

00:20:25aren't you

00:20:25you stole it

00:20:27that car belongs

00:20:28to the CEO

00:20:28of my company

00:20:29Jesus

00:20:30how did he get

00:20:31away with it

00:20:32that's what I

00:20:33want to know

00:20:34enough

00:20:34please

00:20:37I trust my daughter

00:20:39she would never

00:20:40marry a criminal

00:20:42Max

00:20:43be honest with me

00:20:44where did that car

00:20:45come from

00:20:47how much do you

00:20:48want for it

00:20:48I'll pay you

00:20:49more money than

00:20:50you'd make

00:20:51it three lifetimes

00:20:52so

00:20:53you need a breath

00:20:55man

00:20:57all right

00:20:58that's it

00:20:58I'm calling

00:20:59the cops

00:20:59oh way ahead

00:21:00of you

00:21:01wait

00:21:02what

00:21:03are you feeling

00:21:04nervous

00:21:05Eva

00:21:06oh well

00:21:07too late

00:21:14listen

00:21:15I believe you

00:21:17but

00:21:18how could

00:21:19Max

00:21:19afford a car

00:21:21like that

00:21:21Mr. Smith

00:21:22don't worry

00:21:23it's my car

00:21:24okay

00:21:24it's not stolen

00:21:25yeah

00:21:26if it's yours

00:21:27then prove it

00:21:28thank you

00:21:29cops will be here

00:21:30in 15 minutes

00:21:32enjoy Christmas

00:21:33behind bars

00:21:34okay

00:21:34I'll prove that

00:21:35it's mine

00:21:35but then you have

00:21:37to get lost

00:21:37and never show

00:21:38your face

00:21:39around my wife

00:21:40or child again

00:21:40oh

00:21:41so you're a tough

00:21:42guy huh

00:21:43well I hope

00:21:43they serve eggnog

00:21:44in prison

00:21:45loser

00:21:46say one more word

00:21:47and I'll give him

00:21:47a real reason

00:21:48to take me in

00:21:51Jesus

00:21:51maybe he is

00:21:53a crime boss

00:21:54it's kind of

00:21:55sexy though

00:21:58here

00:21:59title and

00:21:59proof of ownership

00:22:10Mr. Harrison

00:22:12Mr. Harrison

00:22:14Mr. Harrison

00:22:18just play along

00:22:20Merry Christmas

00:22:21Willie

00:22:21now get the

00:22:22fuck out of here

00:22:23before I kick your

00:22:24ass all the way

00:22:25up to the North Pole

00:22:26yes sir

00:22:27I'm so sorry

00:22:28sir

00:22:29please

00:22:30come back

00:22:30here's a problem

00:22:31please

00:22:40oh

00:22:42that William

00:22:43what a jerk

00:22:45huh

00:22:45he fooled me

00:22:46what can I say

00:22:48let's not let this

00:22:49little misunderstanding

00:22:50ruin the holidays

00:22:51oh now you don't

00:22:53want to ruin Christmas

00:22:53oh come on

00:22:54Eva

00:22:55we were just

00:22:56looking out for you

00:22:57please forgive us

00:22:58Mr. Harrison

00:22:59you know my youngest

00:23:00son is graduating

00:23:01soon

00:23:02do you think that

00:23:03you could help him

00:23:05get his foot in the door

00:23:06a job at the Harrison

00:23:08group even in the

00:23:09mail room would open

00:23:10doors

00:23:10we are family

00:23:12aren't we

00:23:12family takes care

00:23:14of each other

00:23:16if you guys

00:23:17if you guys want a job

00:23:17at the Harrison

00:23:18group you can put in

00:23:19an application like

00:23:19everyone else

00:23:20Abigail come on

00:23:22talk to her for us

00:23:24didn't you just say

00:23:25that my daughter was

00:23:26undateable

00:23:27yeah

00:23:27I think you need to

00:23:29take care of your own

00:23:29issues first

00:23:30my daughter is just

00:23:32far too busy

00:23:33for your best life

00:23:34for my new son-in-law

00:23:36come on guys

00:23:37let's go in

00:23:38welcome to the family

00:23:42welcome

00:23:43come on

00:23:44this is your fault

00:23:49Pam

00:23:49you can't tell the

00:23:51difference between

00:23:52AI and reality

00:23:53my fault

00:23:54you were the one

00:23:55who was pushing her

00:23:56onto that worm

00:23:57William

00:24:07hey

00:24:08how do you have that car

00:24:09and how do you know

00:24:10the CEO of Harrison

00:24:11group and how

00:24:12I told you

00:24:13I work for Harrison

00:24:14group remember

00:24:15I have a friend

00:24:16in high places

00:24:17a friend who just

00:24:19hands you keys

00:24:20to million dollar

00:24:21one-of-a-kind

00:24:21luxury cars

00:24:22yes

00:24:23it's the season

00:24:24of giving

00:24:25he knows people

00:24:26has connections

00:24:28he's a big deal

00:24:29kind of guy

00:24:30you're a crime boss

00:24:31aren't you

00:24:32yeah and you best

00:24:33not forget it

00:24:33capisce

00:24:34oh my god

00:24:35just don't blow

00:24:35your cover

00:24:38dad

00:24:38mom

00:24:40thank you so much

00:24:41for letting Max

00:24:41and I stay in your

00:24:42home

00:24:43oh honey

00:24:43we're just so happy

00:24:45that you found

00:24:46such a handsome

00:24:48strong

00:24:49good looking

00:24:49I think they get it

00:24:51on

00:24:54how's Piper

00:24:55oh she's fine

00:24:56one of you guys

00:24:57just get settled in

00:24:58and we will go

00:24:59check on her

00:25:00and if your mom

00:25:01takes a cold shower

00:25:02we'll come back

00:25:03and finish decorating

00:25:04the tree

00:25:05great

00:25:05see you in a bit

00:25:07Joey

00:25:07what are you doing

00:25:11okay

00:25:13hey was that not

00:25:14a breach of contract

00:25:18relax

00:25:19it was just a hug

00:25:24we just got here

00:25:25and I'm already

00:25:25exhausted

00:25:26you'll be okay

00:25:27it's just one week

00:25:29kill me now

00:25:30well I would

00:25:31but I need to get paid

00:25:37what are you doing

00:25:39that's weird

00:25:40they were so lovey-dovey

00:25:42just a second ago

00:25:43I don't know

00:25:44something just

00:25:44fills off

00:25:46that's ridiculous

00:25:47I mean

00:25:48what do you want

00:25:48to do

00:25:49make our progress

00:25:50to prove it

00:25:54later

00:25:57let's go

00:26:01here we go

00:26:04Piper is all tucked in

00:26:06honey

00:26:06everything looks amazing

00:26:07and happy holidays

00:26:08to the newest member

00:26:10of our family

00:26:10Max

00:26:11oh

00:26:13welcome

00:26:14cheers

00:26:15thank you miss Smith

00:26:16looks great

00:26:17oh just call me mom honey

00:26:19I had no idea

00:26:20what you liked

00:26:21so I just whipped up

00:26:22a little bit of everything

00:26:23but we all know

00:26:25what Eva's

00:26:26favorite Christmas dish

00:26:27is right

00:26:28oh no

00:26:29mom's testing him

00:26:30she's trying to see

00:26:31if he's legit

00:26:32you mean to tell me

00:26:33you two are married

00:26:34and you don't even know

00:26:35my baby girl's

00:26:35favorite food

00:26:39ow

00:26:39Eva

00:26:40sweetie

00:26:42kicking my foot

00:26:43oh sorry mom

00:26:45oh jeez

00:26:47it's okay

00:26:48look mom

00:26:49of course he knows

00:26:50it's

00:26:50I would like to hear

00:26:51Max say it

00:27:0512 pumpkin pies

00:27:0612 pumpkin pies

00:27:07did I hear this right

00:27:07they're the best kind

00:27:10well of course

00:27:11it's pumpkin pie

00:27:13see

00:27:14are you happy now

00:27:15that's good

00:27:17but something still

00:27:17falls off

00:27:18mom

00:27:19don't make it weird

00:27:20okay

00:27:21we had a whirlwind romance

00:27:24and we eloped

00:27:25before we got to know

00:27:26everything about each other

00:27:27but our marriage is real

00:27:28I guess your mom's

00:27:30just watching too many

00:27:31of those real short shows

00:27:33now those

00:27:34are quality

00:27:37okay well

00:27:38then answer this

00:27:40where's your wedding ring Eva

00:27:44where's your wedding ring Eva

00:27:47I knew it was a good idea

00:27:49to pick this up

00:27:51well

00:27:51um

00:27:52it's

00:27:53silly face

00:27:54dropped it outside

00:27:55on the sidewalk

00:27:56luckily I was there

00:27:57to pick it up for

00:27:58silly face

00:28:01I am not paying

00:28:02extra for this

00:28:03consider it a Christmas gift

00:28:06it's losers

00:28:07it's nice

00:28:09you can afford this

00:28:10on a waste manager's salary

00:28:12well believe it or not

00:28:13miss Smith

00:28:14there is a lot of garbage

00:28:15out there

00:28:15and I'm not just talking

00:28:17about William

00:28:18I'll drink to that

00:28:19I agree with you there

00:28:21so come on guys

00:28:23let's eat

00:28:23come on

00:28:30thank you

00:28:36and this is where y'all

00:28:38will be staying

00:28:38I have another room

00:28:40set up for Piper

00:28:42nice and festive for you

00:28:44no complications

00:28:46sorry honey

00:28:47uh mom

00:28:48you know what

00:28:48I should stay with Piper

00:28:50tonight

00:28:50oh honey

00:28:51newlyweds

00:28:52shouldn't sleep apart

00:28:55oh

00:28:55I just remembered

00:28:56the city's turning

00:28:57the water off at 10

00:28:58something about

00:28:59water conservation

00:29:00that means you have

00:29:0115 minutes to shower

00:29:0315 minutes

00:29:05honey it's no big deal

00:29:06just shower together

00:29:09shower together

00:29:12just shower together

00:29:14okay you guys

00:29:15have a good night

00:29:16okay

00:29:20you heard

00:29:42why are you stripping

00:29:46well I can't take a shower

00:29:48with my clothes on

00:29:48come on

00:29:49we're wasting time

00:29:50you have 15 minutes

00:29:51nice try

00:29:52I am not showering

00:29:53with you

00:29:54alright

00:29:54suit yourself

00:29:55more room for me

00:29:56in there

00:29:57not if I meet you

00:29:58there first

00:30:15come on Max

00:30:17get out of the way

00:30:18we agreed

00:30:19nothing physical

00:30:20you're the one

00:30:21with the dirty thoughts

00:30:22wifey

00:30:22relax

00:30:23I won't touch you

00:30:25unless you say

00:30:26you want me to

00:30:29but that'll cost extra

00:30:30and your dreams

00:30:42free to join me

00:31:03you know if you keep

00:31:04staring at my ass

00:31:05you're not gonna have

00:31:05any shower water left

00:31:06you wish

00:31:08why don't you get in

00:31:10pray you'll fall for me

00:31:12it's you

00:31:13who has to worry

00:31:13about resisting me

00:31:14oh yeah

00:31:29holy shit

00:31:33this is going to be harder

00:31:36than I thought

00:31:37I'll say

00:31:38what happened to all

00:31:39that cool guy

00:31:40confidence

00:31:42still think you

00:31:43can resist

00:31:45baby

00:31:46I don't think I want you

00:31:56or maybe we should

00:31:59god he's such a good

00:32:00kisser

00:32:01why does this feel

00:32:03so familiar

00:32:10mom

00:32:11we're so

00:32:12sexy

00:32:21Max we cannot do this

00:32:23what I didn't mean to

00:32:25cross any

00:32:26it's not you Max

00:32:27it's us

00:32:27it's this

00:32:28this is all an act

00:32:29let's not make it

00:32:30more complicated

00:32:31than it is

00:32:32you're right

00:32:35I'm sorry

00:32:36I just need to be sorry

00:32:37just

00:32:46that birthmark

00:32:52what is that

00:32:55it's him

00:32:56it's him

00:32:56the man from New Year's

00:32:57is he

00:32:58Piper's father

00:33:02why are you acting

00:33:06oh my god

00:33:07Max is Piper's father

00:33:10are you okay

00:33:11yeah

00:33:12I just

00:33:13I just got lightheaded

00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes

00:33:17alone

00:33:20of course

00:33:23we have a daughter

00:33:24together

00:33:25oh my god

00:33:27what do I do

00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor

00:33:36you can take the bed

00:33:38thanks

00:33:40hey

00:33:42are you sure you're okay

00:33:44look fake marriage aside

00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days

00:33:47so if there's something you need

00:33:49I can help

00:33:50I want to help

00:33:52he's Piper's father

00:33:54he has a right to know

00:33:56um

00:33:57Max

00:33:59how would you feel

00:34:01if you found out

00:34:02you had a kid

00:34:06a child

00:34:08no no no

00:34:09that's

00:34:09that's impossible

00:34:10I'm

00:34:10very

00:34:11careful

00:34:12mostly

00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around

00:34:18family to me is a big commitment

00:34:20and

00:34:21I don't want any loose ends

00:34:23you know

00:34:24right

00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid tying him down

00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper

00:34:31why do you ask

00:34:33no reason

00:34:34just

00:34:34just curious

00:34:35no I feel like you're

00:34:37going somewhere with this

00:34:39what

00:34:41no

00:34:41well then

00:34:43can I ask you a question

00:34:45shoot

00:34:51where did you get these

00:34:52and how did you know my exact size

00:34:55I did not get those

00:34:57I don't know where those came from

00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to

00:35:01break the contract

00:35:04come me

00:35:05come me

00:35:07whoo

00:35:18you

00:35:19the truth is

00:35:21is that I

00:35:24go go go

00:35:26just a second

00:35:28come in

00:35:30hey hon

00:35:42oh

00:35:43sorry for interrupting

00:35:44but Piper is

00:35:46asking for a bedtime story

00:35:47before I tuck her in

00:35:48think you could take this one dad

00:35:50we're kind of in the middle of something

00:35:52I can see that

00:35:54well why don't I read it to her

00:35:56I mean if you don't

00:35:57if you don't mind

00:35:58well

00:35:59atta boy

00:36:00you know what

00:36:00just put a shirt on

00:36:01I'm gonna go get her

00:36:03Piper

00:36:03here comes grandpa

00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh

00:36:09to his team gave a whistle

00:36:11and away they all flew

00:36:13like the down of a thistle

00:36:15but I heard him exclaim

00:36:16as he drove out of sight

00:36:19merry Christmas to all

00:36:20and to all

00:36:23a good night

00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad

00:36:28she'd be over the moon

00:36:30goodnight Piper

00:36:35is her dad still around?

00:36:37yeah

00:36:38but he doesn't know it

00:36:39cause you're her dad

00:36:41uh no

00:36:42that man has

00:36:44no idea

00:36:45what a treasure

00:36:47he's missing out on

00:36:51do you really think so?

00:36:53from the bottom of my heart

00:36:56maybe I should tell him

00:36:57he deserves to know

00:37:05Max

00:37:09you're

00:37:10Piper's father

00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right

00:37:44where's Piper?

00:37:46she must have snuck off

00:37:47while we were asleep

00:38:04God he's such a good kisser

00:38:14just gonna kiss and run

00:38:16not on my watch

00:38:21yeah

00:38:22this

00:38:23I remember this

00:38:35good morning you two love bugs

00:38:38how was your stay at Chateau Smith?

00:38:41good morning Miss Smith

00:38:42it was uh

00:38:43it was great

00:38:44wonderful

00:38:44well it's about to get even better

00:38:49oh no

00:38:50what is that?

00:38:51sardines and saltines

00:38:53it's a Smith family classic

00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite

00:38:56during wartime

00:38:57don't be shy

00:38:58go ahead

00:38:59grab a handful

00:39:01Max

00:39:02you don't have to

00:39:02no no

00:39:03it's okay

00:39:04it's a

00:39:04Smith family staple

00:39:25never

00:39:26mmm

00:39:27good?

00:39:29scrunches

00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda

00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her

00:39:41brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i

00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper

00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then

00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years

00:40:24ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was

00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading

00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago so ava and piper still aren't here

00:40:47but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could she possibly have landed

00:40:54an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably

00:41:03too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows

00:41:11eva had a kid with a random one night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like

00:41:17my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody

00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband

00:41:40max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous

00:41:49but as handsome as you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie

00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for

00:42:02you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag

00:42:12mommy's right you mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will

00:42:20lose

00:42:21yours oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison

00:42:29group's

00:42:29top legal advisor he could ruin your life

00:42:44mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay

00:42:52what are you

00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist

00:43:01you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family

00:43:06out of this

00:43:09her family she needs me

00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with

00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to

00:43:28hear that

00:43:29you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him

00:43:36i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think you are

00:43:42enough

00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas

00:43:48fine dad let it go nathan

00:43:50they're just jealous for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you

00:44:00i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get

00:44:04the other cheek

00:44:05all right that's enough everyone come inside and sit down

00:44:29is this a joke

00:44:31can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else

00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast

00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast

00:44:45king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu

00:44:50three times the price

00:44:52fifty times the flavor

00:44:54and you don't get a single bite

00:44:57it's just petty

00:44:58maybe so

00:44:59but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders

00:45:03fine

00:45:05then we won't stay and eat with you

00:45:07come on let's go

00:45:08no no

00:45:09don't you dare leave our family dinner

00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like

00:45:15i know dear

00:45:16i just want to have our family together

00:45:18fine

00:45:19we'll let the strays sit and eat with us

00:45:22if you're a stray than a bitch

00:45:24what was that

00:45:29i just want to have our family together

00:45:32fine

00:45:32fine we'll stay

00:45:33can i have a little nipple

00:45:36it's okay sweetie

00:45:37we'll get something right after

00:45:39like drive-thru

00:45:41i hope you enjoy food poisoning

00:45:44that will be a particularly memorable christmas present

00:45:49no strays

00:45:50ow

00:45:50sweetie are you okay

00:45:52yes please

00:45:53you hit my child

00:45:55you're fucking crazy

00:45:56well if you teach her some manners

00:45:58maybe i wouldn't have to

00:46:04don't worry baby

00:46:05i'll handle it

00:46:08don't worry baby

00:46:09i'll handle it

00:46:14piper

00:46:15sweetie

00:46:16are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life

00:46:22okay sweetheart

00:46:22give me two minutes

00:46:24and one phone call

00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial

00:46:28actually i do

00:46:30he's such a liar

00:46:31this ought to be hilarious

00:46:33oh

00:46:34it will be

00:46:37sam

00:46:38yeah send the troops

00:46:40and bring that king crab from antarctica

00:46:42i'm already on my way

00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica

00:46:50i'm already on my way

00:46:53you hear this guy

00:46:54he wants the best king crab in the world

00:46:56from antarctica

00:46:59now i get why you married him eva

00:47:01his silly delusions are just adorable

00:47:04x

00:47:05what are you doing

00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart

00:47:08santa's already on his way

00:47:09actually

00:47:11five

00:47:11four

00:47:13three

00:47:14two

00:47:16one

00:47:19a helicopter

00:47:27there's no way

00:47:33how did you pull this off

00:47:35sam is like family

00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to

00:47:37thanks boss

00:47:40boss

00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me

00:47:42maybe it's time she knew who i really am

00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth

00:47:48i'm maximus harrison

00:47:51you're the ceo of harrison group

00:47:55mm-hmm

00:47:58come on

00:48:01you can stop kidding around

00:48:03if you were the ceo

00:48:04why would you be here

00:48:05pretending to be my husband

00:48:06no i actually am the ceo

00:48:09come on

00:48:09you can stop the charade

00:48:10okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it

00:48:13eva

00:48:14i'm not pretending

00:48:17mr harrison

00:48:18the antarctica king crab

00:48:20as you requested

00:48:30how is this possible

00:48:32this loser brings

00:48:34an arctic king crab

00:48:36and has his own

00:48:37personal chef

00:48:38who are you

00:48:40i told you

00:48:41i'm eva's husband

00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison

00:48:45wait

00:48:46no

00:48:47hold on

00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group

00:48:53you're worth more than some whole countries

00:48:57some of the small ones

00:48:59i mean you know that

00:49:00you work for me

00:49:02oh god

00:49:02i insulted my own boss

00:49:05i'm finished

00:49:10oh god

00:49:11i insulted my own boss

00:49:14i'm finished

00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard

00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move

00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him

00:49:21for tonight

00:49:22your feast ends

00:49:24and with that

00:49:25your career

00:49:26you're fired

00:49:28fired?

00:49:29sam

00:49:34fired?

00:49:35god

00:49:35i can't be fired

00:49:38what?

00:49:39mr harrison please

00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want

00:49:43please

00:49:43mr harrison

00:49:44i'll do anything

00:49:45guys

00:49:46take out the trash

00:49:53and you

00:49:54oh me

00:49:56mr harrison come on

00:49:58that was a christmas joke

00:50:00a family tradition

00:50:01yeah well

00:50:02there's a new family tradition

00:50:04sam

00:50:09will you do me the honors

00:50:12glassy

00:50:16merry christmas

00:50:20father do something

00:50:22well you kind of deserve that

00:50:25i'm leaving

00:50:26hmm

00:50:27pumpkin

00:50:28my favorite

00:50:34come on sweetie

00:50:35daddy have a scrapline just for you

00:50:38eat as much as you want

00:50:39thanks daddy

00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas

00:50:46i just couldn't take them treating you like that

00:50:48honestly

00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had

00:50:52well if you want we can have many more

00:50:54just like this

00:50:56does he really mean that

00:50:57or is he just playing the part

00:50:59i can't tell

00:51:01and that terrifies me

00:51:07merry christmas miss harrison

00:51:08i brought you a gift

00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl

00:51:17oh

00:51:18oh

00:51:18this is wonderful

00:51:21sam i have a granddaughter

00:51:24tell me everything

00:51:25miss eva smith

00:51:26single mother

00:51:27small town gal

00:51:28didn't finish high school

00:51:29currently works in retail

00:51:30oh maximus i thought i raised you better

00:51:34a high school dropout

00:51:36in the harrison family

00:51:39not a chance

00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:51:47maximus seems to like her

00:51:48silence

00:51:49get me the address where she works

00:51:51it's happy heels

00:51:52on broadway

00:51:53that's nice

00:51:54we own that one

00:51:56good work

00:51:57but take off that stupid hat

00:52:09thanks

00:52:10so your dad insisted

00:52:11that i try this wine

00:52:13that he's been saving

00:52:13for 20 years

00:52:16sounds like he's happy

00:52:17with his new son-in-law

00:52:18and how about you

00:52:23me?

00:52:24yeah

00:52:26are you happy with your new husband?

00:52:32eva

00:52:43that birthmark

00:52:44family to me is a big commitment

00:52:47and i don't want any loose ends

00:52:49you know

00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know

00:52:52so much we're not telling each other

00:52:56no feelings

00:52:57no complications

00:52:58that's what we agreed upon

00:52:59yeah i didn't sign a contract

00:53:02max

00:53:03yeah i guess you're right

00:53:06it's cold

00:53:08maybe i'll go grab some more fire

00:53:10firewood

00:53:11max

00:53:14i need to tell you something

00:53:17something important

00:53:19what's gotten into her?

00:53:21is she hiding something?

00:53:23is this the part where you tell me

00:53:24there's no santa?

00:53:26i haven't been completely honest with you

00:53:30piper is

00:53:35piper is

00:53:36mommy, daddy, my hand hurts

00:53:39sweetie

00:53:39oh my gosh

00:53:41it's almost swollen

00:53:42must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier

00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy

00:53:46mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?

00:53:50come on piper

00:53:57i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again

00:54:02but that's not true

00:54:03you're leaving after christmas, aren't you?

00:54:07uh...

00:54:08daddy!

00:54:09daddy!

00:54:09no!

00:54:11well

00:54:16don't you dare disrespect my husband

00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave

00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave

00:54:28really?

00:54:28please stay, daddy

00:54:33you think it was scar?

00:54:37hmm

00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it

00:54:41scars make you look like a badass

00:54:42i have one too

00:54:45dad

00:54:46i got that when i was about your age

00:54:48some punk came at me with a switchblade

00:54:51really? no way

00:54:53no

00:54:53it was actually a cactus

00:54:55but it's still cool

00:54:59i have something like that on the back of my neck

00:55:04piper

00:55:05how long have you had that?

00:55:07my mom said i had that when i was born

00:55:14and how old are you?

00:55:15six

00:55:17six?

00:55:17that one night stand was about seven years ago

00:55:20okay i found the first date kit

00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before?

00:55:27what do i even say?

00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper?

00:55:31sorry honey

00:55:32this man's your dad

00:55:33and he didn't know you existed till now

00:55:36um

00:55:37yeah

00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie?

00:55:42eva

00:55:47okay look

00:55:51piper is

00:55:57go on

00:56:03ah

00:56:04must be an emergency

00:56:06excuse me

00:56:07sorry

00:56:08i'll take this

00:56:15mommy are you okay

00:56:17yeah

00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward

00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth

00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls

00:56:29i'm telling you max

00:56:31that woman is manipulating you

00:56:33she's a high school dropout

00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job

00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:56:40i'm eva's husband

00:56:41i'm eva's husband

00:56:42max

00:56:42that man has no idea

00:56:44what a treasure

00:56:46he's missing out on

00:56:50i'm sorry max

00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter

00:56:53your mother would take her away

00:56:55after christmas

00:56:56it's over

00:56:59eva

00:57:01maximus

00:57:02are you even listening to me?

00:57:04no mom

00:57:05mom

00:57:05listen

00:57:05i'm sorry

00:57:06okay

00:57:07eva's my wife

00:57:08and i've made up my mind

00:57:09i'm not leaving her

00:57:12eva

00:57:18thank you

00:57:30oh wow

00:57:31that's so cool

00:57:33what did you make it?

00:57:35uh derrick this is from eva and i

00:57:38oh thank you so much

00:57:40just glad you're here

00:57:44got it

00:57:45oh

00:57:45wow

00:57:46damn

00:57:47these are nice

00:57:48grandpa

00:57:49language

00:57:50little ears

00:57:56piper

00:57:56do you want to go see your present?

00:57:58it's in the other room by the train set

00:58:00here i'll go with you

00:58:01remember the song that we sang?

00:58:02ready ready

00:58:03grandma got run over by a reindeer

00:58:06what do we got guys?

00:58:07walking home from our house

00:58:08christmas eve

00:58:13you never told me

00:58:17have we met before?

00:58:22have we met before?

00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at

00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper

00:58:44i don't know what you're talking about

00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks

00:58:47they're very common

00:58:48i feel so awful but i can't lose my child

00:58:51no matter how i feel about him

00:58:56maybe

00:58:59are you okay?

00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea?

00:59:05no

00:59:06i'm fine

00:59:08um

00:59:10oh i almost forgot

00:59:13i got you this

00:59:15you got me a gift too?

00:59:17tis the season

00:59:19open it

00:59:33gloves

00:59:35did you make these?

00:59:37yeah

00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage

00:59:39but

00:59:40that's christmas

00:59:42you've already done so much for me

00:59:43i just wanted to do a little something for you

00:59:47how do they feel?

00:59:49warm right?

00:59:51yeah

00:59:51warm

00:59:54soft

00:59:57perfect

01:00:01thank you eva

01:00:03i've never gotten anything this meaningful before

01:00:08really?

01:00:09yeah my mom

01:00:11she partied all the time

01:00:12and

01:00:13i got gifts

01:00:14plenty of them

01:00:15but

01:00:16i don't think she ever bought one herself

01:00:19nothing

01:00:20personal

01:00:21well you deserve it

01:00:24you're a good guy

01:00:26and

01:00:27someday you'll

01:00:28find

01:00:29someone special

01:00:30to

01:00:31spend all your christmases with

01:00:34what if that day is today

01:00:39what if i already found someone special

01:00:43right here

01:01:08max

01:01:09we can't

01:01:10if you want me to stop

01:01:13you better tell me right now

01:01:19come on

01:01:21i don't want you to stop

01:01:28no matter how many years pass

01:01:30i still can't resist him

01:01:35i don't want you to stop

01:01:48you

01:01:49i don't want you

01:01:49i don't want you to stop

01:02:01Piper!

01:02:11Piper?

01:02:13She can't see me.

01:02:33Eva?

01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!

01:02:51That was way too close.

01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.

01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.

01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?

01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.

01:03:15Let me give it to you.

01:03:54You're just calling me this early.

01:03:56You're just calling me this early.

01:03:59Hello?

01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?

01:04:08What?

01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and

01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.

01:04:21Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you

01:04:25keep your money and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.

01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.

01:04:38You okay?

01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.

01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.

01:04:50What are you talking about?

01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.

01:04:58Eva, wait!

01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?

01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.

01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye?

01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.

01:05:20Look.

01:05:23Last night,

01:05:25I let my guard down.

01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.

01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.

01:05:32Just tell me what you need.

01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,

01:05:38a good father.

01:05:39Just say the word.

01:05:46You don't get it.

01:05:48You don't get it.

01:05:51You don't get it.

01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.

01:06:03I won't give up on us.

01:06:20Are we here?

01:06:22Yes.

01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,

01:06:26we're back.

01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.

01:06:32We're home.

01:06:36How can she just walk away?

01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.

01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.

01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?

01:06:53You promised.

01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.

01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?

01:07:00Alright, fine.

01:07:02When?

01:07:04Two days.

01:07:05I'll come pick you up.

01:07:06No need.

01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.

01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,

01:07:18but she still really likes you.

01:07:20So don't give up.

01:07:21Okay, daddy?

01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.

01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,

01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.

01:07:37I love you.

01:07:43I love you.

01:07:44I love you.

01:07:45I love you.

01:07:47I love you.

01:07:48I love you.

01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.

01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.

01:07:53Boss?

01:07:55Boss?

01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.

01:08:02I need to go win back my family.

01:08:04Family?

01:08:06Boss, you okay?

01:08:07Never better.

01:08:10Go get her, Max.

01:08:14Give it your best smile.

01:08:16Ah, there he is.

01:08:19Maximus, darling.

01:08:21I have some prospects for you.

01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.

01:08:29Oh.

01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.

01:08:36What?

01:08:40Maximus, stop this.

01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.

01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,

01:08:49and I'll find you another.

01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.

01:08:53No, I'm not.

01:08:56Oh?

01:08:57I work in waste management,

01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.

01:09:01I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.

01:09:06What?

01:09:20That's her.

01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.

01:09:26Hi, welcome in.

01:09:28Can I help you find something?

01:09:30I want to try those.

01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.

01:09:37Are you?

01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?

01:09:43No, no, no.

01:09:44I know what I want.

01:09:46Size seven.

01:09:48A little bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.

01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.

01:09:54Who's?

01:10:00Ignore her.

01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.

01:10:02Here, let me help you.

01:10:04Come on.

01:10:09She...seems kind.

01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.

01:10:18She's just doing her job.

01:10:21How do they feel?

01:10:23Well, I love the style.

01:10:24But it's too small.

01:10:26I think I need a size up.

01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.

01:10:33Right away.

01:10:34I'll be right back.

01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.

01:10:39Was I wrong about her?

01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?

01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?

01:11:00She can't walk.

01:11:04That's just pure evil.

01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.

01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.

01:11:13Who cares?

01:11:14It's the last pair.

01:11:16I get paid commission.

01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.

01:11:26See?

01:11:27This is your whole problem.

01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.

01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.

01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.

01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?

01:11:42People who insult her all day?

01:11:46I'm your manager.

01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.

01:12:00Did I stutter?

01:12:05You don't have to fire me.

01:12:09I quit.

01:12:15I don't work here anymore.

01:12:18Listen, don't buy the shoes.

01:12:21They're broken.

01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?

01:12:24You're a good person after all.

01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.

01:12:30I'm sorry?

01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?

01:12:36Get out!

01:12:42You're not disabled?

01:12:43You're not disabled?

01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?

01:12:48Absolutely shameful.

01:12:50Who are you?

01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.

01:12:55And the owner of this store.

01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?

01:13:00Mother of the CEO?

01:13:02I am.

01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.

01:13:07What did I do?

01:13:10You are a good person.

01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.

01:13:19Are you serious?

01:13:23That's right.

01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.

01:13:27You are professional, responsible,

01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager.

01:13:36You.

01:13:37Out.

01:13:39I'll leave.

01:13:43I'm leaving.

01:13:45I...

01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.

01:13:49No.

01:13:50Don't worry.

01:13:52You're getting a promotion.

01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.

01:13:58I...

01:13:59First assignment.

01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.

01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.

01:14:10Okay.

01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.

01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.

01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.

01:14:28Of course she lives like this.

01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?

01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.

01:14:45Max?

01:14:46Eva?

01:14:48What are you doing here?

01:14:51I, uh...

01:14:52There you are, Eva!

01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.

01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.

01:15:01What are you talking...

01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.

01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...

01:15:11Stop!

01:15:13And you?

01:15:14You lied to me at the store.

01:15:17Y-

01:15:17You were both just testing me?

01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?

01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.

01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.

01:15:28Eva, please.

01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.

01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.

01:15:34How could you think that of me?

01:15:36It's not like that, dear.

01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?

01:15:41Mom!

01:15:42What did you do?

01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.

01:15:46We're not together.

01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.

01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.

01:15:57W-What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!

01:16:04Eva...

01:16:04Let me go!

01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think!

01:16:07We come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!

01:16:10I'm not pretending!

01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.

01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.

01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.

01:16:26Max, you came.

01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.

01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.

01:16:36Just say the word.

01:16:40See?

01:16:42Stop fighting.

01:16:45We belong together.

01:16:48You're wrong.

01:16:49Wrong about what?

01:16:52That you care?

01:16:53Or we belong together?

01:16:54Look, I already told you.

01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.

01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.

01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.

01:17:08Eva!

01:17:12Eva!

01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.

01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.

01:17:24Ow!

01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?

01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.

01:17:30Come here.

01:17:39No, you're not fine.

01:17:40You're sad.

01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.

01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.

01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.

01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?

01:18:00Love bug.

01:18:02You're right.

01:18:03What am I doing?

01:18:04Running like a coward?

01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.

01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.

01:18:13I believe in you.

01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?

01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.

01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.

01:18:24Piper is his daughter.

01:18:32Enough sulking.

01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.

01:18:37Don't you think I want to?

01:18:39She doesn't want me.

01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.

01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.

01:18:44You can't abandon her.

01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.

01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.

01:18:51And Piper, she was...

01:18:53an added bonus.

01:18:55What are you talking about?

01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.

01:19:00Hyper is your daughter.

01:19:02What?

01:19:03See it for yourself.

01:19:10I was right.

01:19:12Seven years ago.

01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.

01:19:26Eva!

01:19:30Daddy!

01:19:32Daddy!

01:19:33Daddy!

01:19:33Piper!

01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.

01:19:44You came back.

01:19:48I, uh...

01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.

01:19:59I, uh...

01:20:01I was scared.

01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.

01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.

01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.

01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.

01:20:17Piper is your daughter.

01:20:19You knew.

01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.

01:20:22Mama!

01:20:26I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.

01:20:29But you've known this whole time?

01:20:31I was scared.

01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.

01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.

01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?

01:20:51I love you, Eva.

01:20:54I love you, too.

01:20:56I promise.

01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.

01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.

01:21:05Yeah.

01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?

01:21:17For real this time?

01:21:19Yeah, yes.

01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.

01:21:26Yes!

01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.

01:21:37And the Christmas after that.

01:21:39And forever.

01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.

01:21:49Who's that?

01:21:51Eva!

01:21:54Take me back!

01:21:57I'm sorry!

01:21:58I struck your tire!

01:22:00Ah!

01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.

01:22:05Again.

01:22:08No?

01:22:09Not funny?

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