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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller's center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight
00:13Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Viola Davis, Samuel Clefton-Glazius, and Joe Korn.
00:24Musical guests, Bleachers, and featuring the legendary Roots group.
00:29And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:02That's what I'm talking about.
01:04Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself.
01:06Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:10You're here. Thank you for watching.
01:14What an absolutely beautiful day it was in New York City, don't you think?
01:19Oh, it's gorgeous today.
01:21Temperatures in the 70s.
01:22It was unbelievable. It was so nice, I took a pedicab to work.
01:25And this was exciting.
01:27The driver peddling it was a Kristi Noem.
01:29Oh.
01:29Yeah. I love a good celebrity sighting.
01:33Let's get to some news.
01:34Of course, the big story happens to be, continues to be, what's happening in the Middle East.
01:38And yesterday, President Trump said that the war in Iran will be a short-term excursion.
01:44A short-term excursion.
01:46It's the first war to be described like a day of apple picking.
01:50Just like when your mom says she's doing a super-quick target run and ends up stuck in the store
01:54for 30 years.
01:55It's like...
01:57Trump then said that we could call the war in Iran a tremendous success right now, or we can go
02:01further.
02:02Yep. We've apparently entered the just-for-funsies part of the attack.
02:06He also said that the U.S. is making major strides towards completing our military objective.
02:12Yeah. We're almost done with step one, figuring out our military objective.
02:17Trump added that we've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough.
02:20He was like, the Supreme Leader is gone, but people are still talking about the Epstein files,
02:25so there's still more work to be done.
02:28Once they stop talking about that...
02:32Well, the war is in its second week, and still seems like President Trump has no plan to get out
02:36of it.
02:37In fact, Trump's even started using a special Iran plan generator
02:40to try to come up with ideas.
02:42Really?
02:42Yeah. For instance, when he asks, what do I do about the war in Iran, it tells him to...
02:49...figure out how to blame everything on Obama, Biden, and bad money.
02:53That's it. That's...
02:55See how it works?
02:56Yeah, he does it.
02:57Like, here's another one.
03:00It tells him to...
03:01...just admit you, bit off more than you can chew, like the CEO of McDonald's.
03:06I didn't know how to attack this thing.
03:10And finally, it tells him to...
03:14...threaten to...
03:15...make them...
03:16...touch your neck rash.
03:17Oh, that's...
03:18These are all excuses.
03:20You mix them up.
03:22Of course, due to the war in Iran, gas prices here in the U.S. are soaring.
03:26Yep, gas prices are spiking, and it's already pretty noticeable.
03:29I mean, this is Speedway's jingle before we got involved with Iran.
03:32We're on your way, the convenience stores of Speedway.
03:37Nice.
03:38Oh, nice.
03:39Now, here's the new jingle.
03:40We're on your way, but gas will now cost $80.
03:46I'm hearing they just actually changed it again.
03:48Really?
03:48They sent it to you?
03:49Check this out.
03:50We're on your way, you should siphon gas out of your lawnmower.
03:53See, they actually just released another jingle.
03:58Yeah, here.
03:58We're on your way when you stick in your credit card.
04:01We just don't give it back.
04:04I don't believe this, but they...
04:05Are you serious?
04:06They have one more jingle.
04:07Yeah, listen.
04:07Oh, my gosh.
04:08We're on your way at this point.
04:10You should just buy a horse.
04:12Oh!
04:13I'm getting word that there's the last one.
04:14There's the last one?
04:15There's the last one.
04:16Here it is.
04:16We're on your way.
04:18Gas prices are determined by complex geopolitical factors,
04:21but luckily we still offer great deals
04:23on hot dogs and boner pills.
04:25Oh!
04:29Whoo!
04:31If you go back to the old thing, it's better.
04:33Hot dogs and boner pills.
04:35Switching gears to some business news,
04:36I saw that Spirit Airlines is currently facing a pilot shortage.
04:40Ooh.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Today, they called an Uber to the airport,
04:42then asked the driver,
04:43How would you like to have the wildest day of your life?
04:46Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
04:48Bon, bon.
04:50It's concerning that they keep saying anyone who volunteers
04:52to fly the plane drinks for free.
04:54I don't think they should say that.
04:56Spirit is even trying to hire back pilots that they fired.
05:00Oh.
05:00It's great for anyone who likes their pilots rusty
05:02and holding a grudge.
05:04I think that's fine.
05:05Some big sports news.
05:06Travis Kelce just announced that he's returning
05:08for a 14th season with the Kansas City Chiefs.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Sure.
05:18Taylor Swift heard and was like,
05:19Hey, you know I'm rich, right?
05:22I could buy Kansas City if you want me.
05:26Well, finally, guys, it's Tuesday.
05:27It is time for We Post. Here we go.
05:36Welcome to We Post.
05:37This is where we, as a group,
05:39decide something we should post on socials.
05:42I'm going to show you five different posts,
05:44and we're all going to vote on whether you like each one or not.
05:46You all have voting clickers at your seats?
05:48You see them there? Yeah? All right, perfect.
05:50Now, you can vote for all of these if you want.
05:51You can vote for none of them, whatever you want,
05:53and we're going to see the results live.
05:56Higgins, you have your clicker?
05:57Yeah. Good. Roots, you have your clickers?
05:59All right, I'm going to post which one gets the most likes
06:01from all of us because it's not a me post, it's a we post.
06:06Are you guys ready?
06:07Yeah!
06:07All right, the first post is,
06:09As spring approaches, I'd just like to politely remind everyone
06:12that natural deodorant doesn't work.
06:16Just so you know.
06:17Politely.
06:18Politely, yeah. You can purchase it if you want.
06:20It's cool to say that you have it.
06:22Before we put that in your card.
06:23You can try it. It just doesn't work.
06:24Here you go.
06:25Vote thumbs up, thumbs down.
06:27Whichever gets the most, we will post.
06:28All right, the votes are in.
06:30Let's see the results.
06:33Oh, not bad. Hey!
06:36All right, I know the clickers work.
06:38Here we go. All right, that's good.
06:39That's going to be a tough one to top.
06:40Wow.
06:42All right, this next one says,
06:43When I'm on a flight, I usually watch two movies.
06:46The one I choose and the one the girl five rows ahead of me chooses.
06:52New Down Abbey movie?
06:55All right, here we go.
06:57Vote up or down.
06:58Tariq, how are you feeling about this one?
07:00I mean, I feel like it's going to do well,
07:01but it's not going to beat that, you know, that.
07:03You don't think it's going to beat the first one?
07:04I don't know.
07:05I think that was a false start.
07:07What do you mean?
07:08That one didn't deserve 172 votes.
07:10What?
07:11No, that's not what he's saying.
07:12This one did.
07:12This one did.
07:13Oh, you're saying this one's going to get more votes.
07:14No, I don't think, I'm with Tariq.
07:17Tariq's saying that this one's better,
07:18but it's not going to beat the other one.
07:19He wouldn't say that.
07:20That would bring the audience down.
07:22We're here to make people laugh and have a good time.
07:25Wait, that's why we're here?
07:27Yes.
07:27Oh, my God, I am totally wrong.
07:28I got to, I got to.
07:29No problem, no problem, no problem.
07:31I think it's going to do pretty well.
07:33Let's see the results here.
07:36Oh, not bad.
07:36All right, all right.
07:37Okay, all right.
07:37Still good.
07:38Still good.
07:39All right, let's go to the next one here.
07:40We've got time.
07:41Next one says,
07:42when I go to someone's house for a party,
07:44I'm great at pretending like I haven't already seen
07:46every single room on Zillow.
07:49Oh!
07:50Is this where you,
07:50yeah.
07:51Is this where you,
07:52oh, your guest room's in here?
07:54Oh, that's cool.
07:55Wow.
07:56There's a wine cellar behind this bookcase?
07:57Yeah, I didn't say wine.
07:58You said wine cellar.
07:59I didn't say it.
08:00I'm just assuming you have one.
08:01You do?
08:02Cool.
08:02I mean, I don't have to see it,
08:03but yeah, wow, amazing.
08:05Wow, 0.758.
08:06Yeah, you don't have a man cave, do you?
08:08Oh, you do?
08:09All right.
08:10Here we go.
08:11I feel decent about this one.
08:12All right, let's see the results.
08:15All right, not bad.
08:18Not bad.
08:19We only have a couple more left,
08:20so if you haven't voted, go for it.
08:22Yeah.
08:24This is the time.
08:25All right, this next one is,
08:26museums should have a little plaque
08:27next to all the paintings
08:28that tell you what noise to make
08:30when you look at them.
08:32Ooh.
08:34Oh.
08:34Hmm.
08:35Ah.
08:37I get it.
08:37Yeah.
08:38I get it.
08:39Oh.
08:40Oh.
08:41All right, let's see the results.
08:42On this one, yeah?
08:44No.
08:45Oh, wow.
08:46Yeah.
08:47First one.
08:48First one still in the lead by far.
08:51Lead by far.
08:51Yeah, 170 is what the first one?
08:53172, right?
08:54172.
08:54This has to beat 172.
08:56No matter what this one is,
08:57make this one beat the first one.
08:58No, no, hey.
08:59Thumbs up.
09:00You can't do that.
09:01You can't.
09:02You guys can vote for whatever you like.
09:05Thumbs up.
09:06I do think this is the best one.
09:08Do you think this one's the best one?
09:09This one I'm about to read.
09:11Okay.
09:11I believe it.
09:12Not the Zillow?
09:12I think it's the best one, too.
09:14Good.
09:14Oh.
09:16Wink!
09:16Everyone saw you wink.
09:17You said wink.
09:18All right, here we go.
09:19This last one is,
09:20nothing's guaranteed in life
09:21except that when you're folding
09:23a blanket with someone,
09:24there's at least one point
09:25where you think you might kiss.
09:30I love that one.
09:31That's...
09:31Don't worry.
09:32Yeah.
09:39I like that one.
09:41All right.
09:41Let's see the results here.
09:44No!
09:45Thank you very much.
09:47You guys, you picked this one right here
09:49as the winner.
09:50Natural deodorant doesn't work.
09:51I'm going to post this during the break.
09:54If you happen to see it online,
09:55give that repost a repost.
09:57We have a great show.
09:58She's an Oscar,
09:59Tony, Emmy,
10:00and Grammy winner.
10:01Viola Davis is here.
10:05They are two of the biggest comedians
10:07in the world,
10:08and they're about to perform
10:09for 70,000 people
10:10at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles.
10:12Gabriel Fluffy Iglesias
10:14and Joe Coy are joining us.
10:17And we got great music
10:19from one of our favorites.
10:20Bleachers is here tonight.
10:23Stick around.
10:24We'll be right back
10:24with Battle of the Instant Songwriters.
10:27Come on back.
10:32You gave out the award
10:33to Michael B. Jordan
10:35for Best Actor and...
10:38I think that I'm that auntie
10:40at the party
10:41that's had one too many beers
10:43and just shows her ass
10:45too many times.
10:47Because that was that moment.
10:59Welcome back, everybody.
11:02Here at the Tonight Show,
11:04we love songs,
11:05and we especially love songs
11:07written by our audience members
11:08in under an hour.
11:09It is time for
11:10Battle of the Instant Songwriters.
11:12Here we go.
11:21Welcome to Battle of the Instant Songwriters.
11:24Before the show,
11:24we went through our audience
11:25and picked out two people
11:26who said that they were musicians.
11:28We gave them each a made-up...
11:30We don't know.
11:31We gave them each
11:32a made-up song title
11:33and gave them an hour
11:34to write an original song
11:35based on that title.
11:37Here's a shot of them
11:37practicing backstage
11:39a minute ago.
11:40Let's see what they came up with
11:41and meet them right now.
11:42Come on over, everybody.
11:44Hey.
11:46Welcome.
11:46Thank you for being here.
11:47Thank you for having us.
11:48Hi.
11:49Thank you for being here.
11:51Welcome to the show.
11:52Let's start with contestant number one.
11:53What is your name
11:54and where are you from?
11:54My name is Gus Benson,
11:55and I'm from North Carolina.
11:56Hey, Gus.
12:00Gus in North Carolina.
12:02Gus, what was the title
12:03of the song that you were given?
12:04My song is called
12:05The Time on My Microwave
12:06Is Right Again.
12:09The time.
12:09The time on my microwave
12:11is right again.
12:11And what instrument
12:12will you be playing?
12:13I'll be playing piano.
12:14Hey, beautiful.
12:15All right.
12:15Why don't you go over there,
12:16get ready to go,
12:17and I'll give you
12:17a big introduction.
12:18Get ready.
12:19Get in the zone.
12:20This is going to be fun.
12:21All right, I like this.
12:24And now, ladies and gentlemen,
12:26here to perform
12:26the world premiere
12:27of the soon-to-be classic
12:29The Time on My Microwave
12:31is right again.
12:32It is Gus Benson.
12:48There's something special
12:49about this time of year.
12:53The snow is melting
12:55And the air is clear
12:57The past six months
13:00I have been living a lie
13:02I've been sleeping later
13:05And I'm never on time
13:07It's time to leave the boy
13:10When the hand drops
13:12From one, two, three
13:17I've got to call the car
13:20Cause tonight
13:21I'll be losing sleep
13:25At least
13:28The world is back into alignment again
13:32I set the time on my microwave
13:35It's bright again
13:38I've read the manuals
13:41And pressed all the buttons
13:43Don't even dare to get me started
13:46On the oven
13:48The winter's over
13:50And the daylight's been saved
13:53I'm so glad that my microwaves behaved
13:57I'm so glad that I no longer have to pretend
14:02Because the time on the microwave is bright again
14:14Come on, that's what I'm talking about
14:18Give it up for your guests, everybody!
14:21Well done!
14:23Thank you, James.
14:23Thank you for doing that.
14:24That's fantastic, bud
14:26All right, let's meet contestant number two
14:28What is your name and where are you from?
14:29My name is Anya and I'm from Maryland
14:31Hey, Anya, welcome!
14:33Thank you!
14:34Anya from Maryland
14:36Anya, can you tell everyone what your song title is?
14:39My FYP is All Mormon Wives and Harry Styles
14:45And what instrument will you be playing?
14:47I'll be playing guitar
14:48All right, go for it
14:49Get ready and get in the zone
14:51That's a good title
14:54Good job, bud
14:55All right, ladies and gentlemen
14:59Get ready for the world premiere of
15:01My FYP is All Mormon Wives and Harry Styles
15:05Hey, it's 2am and I can't sleep
15:25Cause I'm scrolling on my FYP
15:30Harry Styles was in one direction
15:35But Mormon Wives are swinging in both directions
15:40I guess my algorithm's messy tonight
15:44Showing stadium lights and Utah fights
15:50All the wives are on Instagram
15:53Like the commenters are picking sides
16:00Dirty sodas and sparkling smiles
16:05American girls and secret lives
16:10My FYP is All Mormon Wives
16:15And Harry Styles
16:30There you go
16:33Come on! Fantastic!
16:35Get over here!
16:38Well done! That was fantastic!
16:40Give it up for Anya!
16:42Thank you! Great job!
16:45Now it is time to see who won
16:47So we're going to let our great audience decide the winner
16:50That's right
16:51Was it Gus?
16:57Or was it Anya?
17:02Looks like our winner is Anya!
17:04Congratulations!
17:09Anya, you get a sweatshirt that says
17:11I love music
17:13And also you get a Tonight Show notebook
17:16For writing more songs
17:17And
17:18$1,000
17:21Thank you for
17:22That was fantastic
17:23Thank you for playing
17:24But no one goes home empty-handed
17:25Our other contestant here
17:26Gus will get an I Love Music sweatshirt as well
17:29And a Tonight Show notebook
17:30Also with $1,000
17:32Come on
17:33Keep writing stuff
17:34Come on
17:35Give it up for your two new instant songwriters
17:39Stick around
17:40All right, we'll be right back with Viola Davis
17:42Come on back, everybody!
17:44Well done, man!
17:45It was great!
17:46That was dope!
17:48And then backstage at the Forum
17:50I just looked at her and go
17:51We should, like, do something together
17:52You know what I mean?
17:53Let's just do one show together
17:54And let's see how many we can do
17:55I was thinking Forum
17:56Yeah
17:57And he was like
17:57Yeah, like, so-fi?
18:10Our first guest
18:11Is an Oscar, Tony, Emmy, and Grammy winner
18:15Who co-wrote this new novel
18:17Judge Stone
18:18Which is available now
18:19Wherever books are sold
18:20Please welcome
18:21Viola Davis
18:25She stole the land
18:30She stole the land
18:32She stole the land
18:39She stole the land
18:42Yeah!
18:44Oh!
18:46Thank you
18:47One of my favorites
18:48They love you
18:49We love you
18:50Welcome
18:50I love being loved
18:51We do
18:53We love you
18:53Yes
18:54We always have fun stuff
18:55To talk about
18:56We do
18:56I wish you happy belated birthday
19:00Happy birthday
19:03You know, I have to say
19:05Skiing into 60
19:07Was
19:08I was like
19:09Oh, this is fabulous
19:10I'm 60
19:11Now I'm on a downward turn
19:13No, no
19:13I am
19:15I'm on a downward turn
19:16No, I am
19:17I'm just trying to get it up now
19:18Just, like, to be happy about it
19:20What are you talking about?
19:21You look fantastic
19:22You're crushing
19:23You're writing novels
19:24With James Brown
19:26What are you talking about?
19:28This is great
19:30And then you're
19:31You were on
19:31You were all over the internet
19:32Last week
19:33Yeah
19:34Because you were at
19:34The Actor Awards
19:35Oh, yes
19:36Yes, and you gave out
19:37The award to
19:38Michael B. Jordan
19:39For Best Actor
19:40And
19:47Come on
19:48It's like
19:48Why they gotta show me
19:49With my mouth gap open?
19:52I mean
19:53I just, like
19:54You're overjoyed
19:55I was
19:56I think that I'm that
19:58Auntie at the party
19:59That's had
19:59Won too many beers
20:02And just shows her ass
20:03Too many times
20:05Because that was that moment
20:07Oh, no
20:07And I'm that parent
20:08At the soccer game
20:10No
20:10I'm that parent
20:11That the referee's like
20:12Hold up, hold up
20:13Chill out
20:14You need to calm down
20:16Yeah
20:16No, you went for it
20:17It was good
20:17It was great
20:19It was celebrating each other
20:20And it was fun
20:20Yeah, and I didn't rip my dress
20:21Well, I did rip my dress open
20:23I did
20:23I did rip my dress open
20:24You did?
20:25But it's all good
20:26Yeah, it's all fine
20:29You can handle it
20:30You've done
20:30I mean
20:31Here I have a photo of you
20:32Winning your Oscar
20:34Look at this
20:35That's what I'm talking about
20:38You didn't rip your dress that night
20:39No
20:40No
20:40What do you remember about that
20:43And how do you think of your Oscar now?
20:46Well, you know
20:46I won an Oscar
20:48Yeah
20:49I mean, what do you think?
20:50But I mean, did you
20:51But underneath that dress
20:53This is what I think
20:54Because I see them every single time
20:56I have on platform sneakers
20:59That were specially made for me
21:01That were probably seven inches high
21:03Really?
21:05Yeah
21:05That's what I remember about that moment
21:07And
21:08You're wearing sneakers there?
21:09I was wearing sneakers right there
21:11And what I remember about that
21:14Because my Madame Tussauds picture
21:17Yes
21:17Is with that dress
21:19You have your own wax figure
21:21Yeah, so do you
21:24I'm not
21:24I'm not in the cool section, though
21:26I'm by the
21:27I'm by the bathrooms
21:28You know, once you get over the fact
21:29That it freaks you right the hell out
21:32Did you freak out?
21:33I mean, it is
21:34They do a great job
21:35Look at this
21:36Here's you with your wax figure
21:39But I mean, did you
21:40And people kept saying
21:42While you're looking at it
21:43They keep saying
21:44Miss Davis, Miss Davis
21:45Do you have words to say?
21:47Everyone thinks I have words to say
21:48Can you have words to say?
21:50Do you have words to say?
21:51And I couldn't say anything
21:52I was freaked right the hell out
21:55Well, it's odd
21:56It's odd looking at yourself
21:57And hanging out with yourself
21:58And I saw my booty
22:00They had the booty out there
22:02I saw the ring I had on
22:04I saw the little divot in my nose
22:06I saw my eyelashes
22:08It freaked me right the hell out
22:10No, how about the eye
22:11When they're doing the eyeballs?
22:12The eyeballs were freaky
22:14I'm telling you
22:15They opened up a suitcase
22:16Full of like 100 eyeballs
22:18Yeah
22:18And you're like
22:19I'm like, just pick an eyeball
22:21Yeah, you're like, whatever
22:22Yeah, like, I've seen this on Dateline
22:23Yeah, it frightened me
22:24But it's amazing
22:25What a great job they do
22:27You know what?
22:28I'm gonna just say it
22:29Go ahead
22:29I'm gonna be that auntie at the party
22:31With too many beers
22:32Yeah
22:34I think I have the best wax figure
22:36What?
22:38Come on now
22:39What?
22:42All right
22:42Listen
22:43All right
22:43Listen, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
22:45No, no, no, no, no, no
22:47Maybe Jeff Goldblum is a close second
22:51But mine, y'all will see
22:53You go to Madame Tussauds
22:54Especially in L.A.
22:56You're gonna see I'm the best
22:57Oh, my gosh
22:59All right, that's good
23:00Next time you come on
23:01I'm gonna show a list
23:02I'm the best, I'm the best
23:03Next time you're on
23:04I'm gonna show a list
23:05You're always doing something different
23:07You're always out
23:07That's why I love talking to you
23:09And having you on the show
23:10And this is another one
23:12Congratulations on this book
23:15Judgestone with James Patterson
23:18Viola, what can't you do?
23:20No, there's a lot of things I can't do
23:22No, no, no
23:23Like I'm a really crappy driver
23:25I'm not a very good
23:27No, no, no
23:27I don't want to go down that list
23:28We don't go down that rabbit hole
23:30But I'm very proud of this book
23:32Congratulations
23:33You're getting great reviews on this
23:35You put out a memoir
23:36Went to number one
23:36You've put out a children's book
23:38You've won every award
23:39You've won a Grammy
23:40A Tony
23:41An Emmy
23:41An Oscar
23:42You're Egon
23:43Yes
23:43Yes
23:45You've done it all
23:47You've done everything
23:48How does this book come about?
23:51How do you get to collab with James Patterson?
23:53Your agent calls you and says
23:55Do you want to collaborate with James Patterson?
23:58That's really
23:58And then you're thinking to yourself
23:59Are you kidding me?
24:01Yes
24:01And then they told me the premise
24:04And I said
24:04Oh, I could do that
24:06I could do that
24:07And then all of a sudden
24:08You're collaborating with James Patterson
24:10You're giving him notes
24:11While you're driving the soccer practice
24:13Really?
24:14Which, by the way
24:15Talking and giving notes
24:16While I'm driving
24:18Is extremely dangerous
24:19Yeah, you're really not good
24:21At any of that stuff
24:22Yeah, yeah
24:22It's extremely dangerous
24:23But it's just been
24:24I think it's a great book
24:27That was crushing
24:27It's getting great reviews
24:28And my question, of course, is
24:31Is this going to be a movie
24:32Or a series or something?
24:34Why do people always want
24:36To fast track everything?
24:38I just can't
24:39Because I kind of want to be there
24:40Because you want the scoop
24:41Yes, I want to be there
24:42Before it becomes one of these things
24:44I said
24:44Why?
24:45Because then maybe
24:45You put me on the poster or something
24:49Jimmy Fallon called it
24:50He said
24:51Do you act?
24:52No, no
24:53I can't act in it
24:54I can't
24:54You want to be one of the lawyers?
24:56Yeah
24:56You want me to ruin your movie?
25:00No, I think it would be
25:01A great limited series
25:03You do?
25:03Yes, I do
25:04And I think that I would be
25:06A good and a formidable Judge Stone
25:08But I think that this book right here
25:10That's the scoop I wanted
25:12That's everything I wanted
25:14You gave it to me
25:15I love you
25:16That's all I wanted right there
25:17How do we describe
25:18What the story is to everybody?
25:21Well, the story is about
25:22A 13-year-old girl
25:23Who gets raped
25:24Has an abortion
25:25And her doctor
25:27Gets brought up
25:28On murder charges
25:29And is facing
25:3099 years in prison
25:31And it becomes
25:32This huge courtroom scene
25:34In this small town
25:35In Alabama
25:36Oof
25:37That's some
25:38Powerful
25:39That's a powerful
25:39Now that's what I'm saying right there
25:41That's got to be
25:42A series
25:43That's a limited series
25:44Right there
25:44Yes
25:45And, you know
25:46And me and James
25:47Just like that, y'all
25:48Yeah
25:48Like that
25:49Yeah
25:49You crush it
25:50Keep crushing it
25:51It's a great book
25:52Keep doing these things
25:54I love you so much
25:55Come back whenever you want
25:56You're the best
25:57Viola Davis
25:58Come on
25:58Judge Stone
25:59Is available now
26:02More Tonight Show
26:03After the break
26:04Thank you for the scoop
26:05I got the scoop
26:23Our next guests
26:24Are two of the biggest comedians
26:26In the world
26:27They're performing together
26:28For one night only
26:30At SoFi Stadium
26:31In L.A.
26:32SoFi Stadium
26:36On March 21st
26:38Everyone please welcome
26:39Gabriel Fluffy Iglesias
26:41And Joe Coy
26:54That's right
26:55Come on
26:56Congratulations
26:57That's what I'm talking about
26:59Oh my god
27:02Stop it
27:03Fluffy
27:05Fluffy what
27:07What
27:11Welcome Joe
27:12Welcome Gabriel
27:14Fluffy what shirt
27:15Are you wearing tonight
27:16Look at this
27:18Work of art right there
27:21That's fantastic
27:22Stand up
27:23Give us a shirt
27:23No
27:24I got this at Target
27:25Oh my god
27:26And Roots
27:28Thought of you
27:29Oh come on
27:32I don't know
27:33That's what I'm talking about
27:35That's amazing
27:35Come on
27:36That is fantastic
27:37Oh man
27:38We got to make it special
27:39Jimmy
27:39So thank you
27:41Yeah
27:41Welcome both of you
27:42Back to the show
27:42Hold on
27:43I spent a lot of money
27:43On my wardrobe
27:44Yeah yeah yeah
27:45Right
27:46Oh
27:52Let's see your chest tattoos
27:56We got to keep the view
27:57I'm so happy you're here
28:00Before this historic event
28:01This is crazy what you guys are doing
28:03Congratulations
28:04It's crazy
28:05Thank you
28:05March 21st
28:07SoFi stadium
28:09Sold out
28:1070,000 people will be out this
28:13No comic has ever performed
28:14For a crowd that big
28:16It's the first time in LA
28:18So SoFi
28:20It's the first time
28:21Yeah
28:21It's crazy even thinking about it
28:22You know
28:23I've been there
28:24Wrestlemania was there
28:25I went to go see Taylor Swift there
28:26Oh yeah
28:27I saw Tay Tay
28:29Oh yeah
28:30She killed it
28:30What can fans expect
28:32Out of the show
28:33Gabriel
28:33It is the biggest comedy show
28:35I think that's ever been put on
28:36It's like
28:37You know
28:37It's Joe
28:38It's myself
28:38We're going to have a couple
28:39Of surprise guests
28:40It is going to be
28:41An event
28:42It is not a comedy show
28:44It's a comedy event
28:45Oh I love that
28:47Comedy event
28:48Are you
28:50You've done appearances
28:51And we excluded Netflix
28:52Ha
28:55They're not happy about that
28:56Because they did want it to be something
28:57Yeah
28:58Part
28:58So if you
28:59Joe's like
28:59Don't burn my deal dude
29:00Don't burn my deal
29:01Yeah so
29:02So if you're not
29:03If you're not there
29:04You won't see it
29:05If you're
29:05That's what makes it special
29:06Yeah
29:07That's what makes it special
29:08You have to be there
29:08In order to
29:09Enjoy that event
29:11I know you guys
29:12Made appearances
29:12On each other's shows
29:13Whose idea was it
29:14To have a headline show
29:15This one
29:16This one
29:17I you know
29:17I was doing the forum
29:19Like I did a bunch
29:20Of sold out forums
29:22In L.A.
29:23And then like
29:23He does you know
29:24He does like
29:25Staples
29:26And he's doing
29:26All these other shows
29:27So I would jump on his stage
29:28And then he would
29:29Jump on my stage
29:30Yeah
29:30And then backstage
29:31At the forum
29:32I just looked at him
29:33I go
29:33We should like
29:33Do something together
29:34You know what I mean
29:35Let's just do one show together
29:36And let's see how many
29:37We can do
29:37I was thinking forum
29:38And he was like
29:40Yeah like
29:40SoFi
29:44That's a pretty good
29:45He's like like
29:45SoFi
29:46I'm like no
29:47Not like
29:47SoFi
29:48That's a
29:48It's a stadium
29:49Yeah we're not
29:50We're not playing football
29:51Like we're doing
29:52Stand up
29:52And he was like
29:53Hey man
29:54Let's go big
29:54He was like
29:55Yeah let's bet on ourselves
29:56And then he looked at me
29:57He goes
29:58Trust me
29:59Wow
29:59Yeah he goes
30:00Trust me
30:00On this one
30:01And I go
30:01I don't want to trust you
30:03On this one
30:03Yeah I don't know
30:04Again
30:04It's too much
30:05You always want to find out
30:06What your ceiling is
30:08You know it's like
30:08We've been doing this
30:09For so many years
30:10Combined total
30:10We got 60 years
30:11Of comedy experience
30:13I looked at his numbers
30:15Looked at my numbers
30:16Looked at the amount of shows
30:17Looked at the best market
30:18And it just made all the sense
30:19I'm like
30:20This has to work
30:21It has to work
30:22And uh
30:23Did anyone inspire you on this
30:25Who
30:25Math
30:27Yes
30:27Math
30:28I was thinking
30:29This plus this
30:30Plus this
30:30Yeah yeah
30:31I was thinking
30:32Right here
30:33Yeah
30:34I was thinking
30:35Like when Chappelle
30:36When Chappelle and Rock
30:38Did a show
30:40Oh yeah
30:40That was a big deal
30:42Yeah
30:42It was beautiful
30:43I did want to mention
30:44By the way
30:44You're going to announce
30:45Another one night only
30:46This time in London
30:48Yes
30:48At the O2 Arena
30:50Yeah
30:50O2 Arena
30:51And tickets go on sale
30:52On Friday
30:53Yes
30:53That's massive
30:54It's cool yeah
30:55It's fun doing this man
30:56Oh let's hope we get
30:57Like Kevin Hart
30:58Kevin Hart did Philly
30:59You know he did the stadium
31:00There
31:01Of course
31:01And then this one
31:03But Kevin Hart's show
31:05Is what inspired me
31:06To want to attempt
31:07Dodger Stadium
31:07I went there
31:08I attended the taping
31:09Of it
31:10And I was row two
31:11And I watched him
31:12And I said
31:12You know what
31:13Freaking Kevin
31:13Way to go
31:14One day
31:14And it showed me
31:15If Kevin can do it
31:16There's no reason
31:17Why I can't do it
31:18Yeah
31:18After this show
31:19After this show
31:21I promise you
31:23After this show
31:23Other comics
31:24Are going to see that
31:25And they're going to
31:25Start taking more chances
31:26Because there's no reason
31:27Why you know
31:28Comedy shouldn't be
31:29At the top right there
31:31That's it
31:32We got two heavy hitters
31:33Thank you
31:34The best
31:35Yeah Gabe just told me
31:36In the green room
31:36He was like
31:37Hey let's do LAX next
31:38I'm like
31:38What
31:40Yeah exactly
31:41Yeah yeah
31:41What do you do
31:42You just do a whole country
31:43Yeah yeah yeah
31:44But how long
31:45Have you guys
31:45Known each other
31:46In this business
31:47Over 20
31:47We both had hair
31:49When we first met
31:50We both had hair
31:51And I look
31:51It's just kind of like
31:52That's what we're doing
31:53Look at that
31:53Nice
31:53Yeah yeah yeah
31:55That's sexy
31:57It's been like
31:58What
31:59Over 20
32:00Maybe 25 years
32:01Like 20 years
32:02When I first met Joe
32:03He was working at a bank
32:04He had just had his son
32:06That's what I remember
32:07We were at the laugh factory
32:08In Hollywood
32:08Wow
32:09Yeah
32:09And he used to come
32:10To the laugh factory
32:12And he was already
32:13Like selling out
32:13Improvs
32:14So he had like
32:15A lot of new money
32:16Like you know
32:17When someone has new money
32:18They don't know
32:18What to do with it
32:19And I just remember
32:20Him pulling up
32:20Like two Hummers
32:21Not one Hummer
32:22Two Hummers
32:23Like he had his boy
32:24Driving the other Hummer
32:25And I was just like
32:26Wait what
32:26Wow
32:27He's like yeah
32:27Check it out
32:28I got a PS4 in here
32:29It's like
32:30Big screen TV
32:31In the backseat
32:32It was just
32:33Doing it right
32:33Yeah yeah yeah
32:34I was so stupid
32:35And seriously guys
32:36I was like
32:36I didn't have anything
32:37Growing up
32:38So when I did
32:38Start making money
32:40I went full rapper
32:41I did
32:42I did
32:43I had
32:43Yeah I bought two Hummers
32:45And they both had
32:46DirecTV in the Hummers
32:47It was the first time
32:48I ever paid for cable
32:50Ever
32:51But also
32:52Besides this giant thing
32:54Which again
32:54Congratulations on
32:55You've done some other
32:56Remarkable things too
32:58I know that Joe
32:59You had your handprints
33:00At the Chinese theater
33:02Oh yeah
33:03That was
33:04Yeah that just happened
33:05Yeah
33:07Joe Coy
33:08What are you talking about
33:09Did you freak out
33:10Yeah I freaked out
33:11This is bigger than the dream
33:12Right
33:12Yeah this was
33:13This was crazy
33:14Because I remember
33:14Going there and sticking my hand
33:15In Eddie Murphy's handprints
33:17Of course
33:17Doing the whole thing
33:18Like someday
33:19Yeah
33:20And then it was that day
33:21And when I was doing the speech
33:23It was crazy
33:23And the people that came out
33:25And talked for me
33:26Was sweet
33:27It was like Tiffany Haddish
33:28Gabe was there
33:29And Martin Lawrence was there
33:31And it was cool
33:32But Wange Morris
33:33From Boyz II Men
33:34Was there
33:34It was just amazing
33:35And by the way
33:35It was one of those things
33:36Where I'm sitting in the crowd
33:37I was there for his event
33:38And I'm looking around
33:39I'm like
33:39I had no idea
33:40Joe knew so many people
33:42Like in the business
33:43I'm like
33:44I'm talking to Babyface
33:45Backstreet
33:45I go
33:45What are you doing here
33:46He's like
33:46I'm just here for my boy
33:48I'm like
33:48What do you mean
33:49You know Babyface
33:50And then Gabriel
33:55Here's you right here
33:56The Hollywood Walk of Fame
33:57Come on, bud
34:00Yo, come on
34:01That's nice
34:02You got a star
34:03In the Walk of Fame
34:04I know
34:05I know
34:05I got a star
34:07I'm immortalized
34:08In front of a
34:08Buffalo Wild Wings
34:11Wow
34:12So touching
34:13I want to say
34:14Congratulations
34:15It couldn't happen
34:16To two nicer
34:17And more legit dudes
34:18This is awesome
34:19Thank you
34:19Congratulations on selling out
34:21SoFi Stadium
34:22Gabriel, Fluffy, Iglesias
34:24And Joe Coy, everybody
34:26Thank you
34:27The one night only show
34:28Is happening
34:29March 21st
34:30At SoFi Stadium
34:32In L.A.
34:34Let's go
34:34More tonight, Joe
34:35After the break
34:36Stick around, everybody
34:57I love this band
34:59Performing You and Forever
35:02From their upcoming album
35:03Everyone for 10 minutes
35:05Give it up for
35:06Bleachers!
35:36Well, look at cats
35:38Their breath at a crime scene
35:39Was born and raised
35:42To keep dark findings
35:43In my mind
35:52Well, numbers blurring streets
35:54Are feeling different
35:55I'm losing track of all
35:58Of God's indifference
35:59Who gets by
36:05Who gets by
36:07Well, walking with a ghost
36:08That was tearing me to shreds
36:10I had never known my name
36:12Until you spoke it from your chest
36:14Yes, the heavens opened up
36:16And called me in
36:17I stared and said
36:18Oh, and that's forever
36:25Partly and just you
36:27And forever
36:32Well, now it's just you
36:35And forever
36:39Forever now
36:42Forever now
36:46Forever now
36:48Forever now
36:49Forever now
36:58Morning comes
37:00A good to see more gates
37:01The lights get low
37:03The path has become dangerous
37:05Who gets through
37:13Send them down
37:14The bastards
37:14Call them out
37:15Everyone
37:16They start from doing
37:17Just an inch of wood
37:18They hate those arms
37:19Forever war
37:20It pays the hell
37:21That's everything
37:22That I've been told
37:23Cause I just saw
37:24The heavens opened up
37:27Heaven
37:29Forever
37:31Well, darling
37:33Just you
37:35And
37:35Forever
37:37Now
37:40It's just you
37:41And
37:43Forever
37:45Forever
37:47Forever
37:49Now
37:50Forever
37:53Now
37:54Forever
37:56Now
37:58Now
37:58I
37:58I
37:59I
38:12I
38:12I
38:12I
38:12I
38:13I
38:13I
38:13I
38:13I
38:13I
38:13I
38:13I
38:14I
38:16I
38:17I
38:18I
38:20I
38:20I
38:20I
38:20My masters callin' out of your voice
38:22I will do it just an angel
38:24They hate themselves forevermore
38:26They hate the hell
38:27That's everything that I can throw
38:29Like the song that I've been talking about
38:35And forever
38:38Darling, just you
38:42And forever
38:46Now it's just you
38:50And forever
39:13That's how you do it right there, ladies and gentlemen
39:17Bleachers!
39:19Everyone for 10 minutes is out
39:21May 22nd, we'll be right back
39:24Everybody, come on
39:25Yo, I'm so-called, lost it
39:27Well it's uh, something
39:28Beats up on back and the hood is infested
39:31With most of justice
39:41My thanks to Viola Davis, Gabriel Bucky Iglesias, Joe Coy,
39:46Lee Chirs, everybody, and The Roots.
39:49Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
39:51Good night, everybody.
40:00Good night.
40:08Good night.
40:34Good night.
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