00:00Hey, how funny is it when you see a bouncer and he's just scorn his ass?
00:03Hey mate, um, what time's happy hour?
00:12How many drinks have you had tonight?
00:15Fucking heaps, hey. I'm so wrecked.
00:17More than you, you fucking pussy!
00:19Are you like 10, 12, 15?
00:21How many drinks have you had tonight?
00:2317th of April.
00:24Uh, is there a half?
00:26Six Bill Bar?
00:27No. How many drinks have you had tonight?
00:31Taurus.
00:31Bah, about as much steroids as you've had, you fucking King Kong skip motherfucker.
00:36Look at this big cut.
00:37Where have you guys been tonight?
00:39Taking acid.
00:40I should fuck the chick in the alley.
00:42Where the planet is.
00:44By chick I mean pawpaw.
00:46Don't you recognise us, Captain Planet?
00:49By alley I mean coals.
00:51Fuck the pawpaw and coals.
00:54You happy?
00:54The fuck is Captain Planet on Earth?
00:59That's where you both been tonight.
01:00Bro, you'll fuck her mum's house, bro!
01:02Hey!
01:03Oh my god, how do you come up with that, bro?
01:06But seriously, we fucked your mum.
01:08Double tender.
01:09Alright, thanks mate.
01:11What's your dad's birth?
01:12It says it on there, man.
01:14Can't you read?
01:15I can't read.
01:17Bro, you fucking hitting on me!
01:19What do you want out of my dad's birth?
01:20You're not invited to my birthday party.
01:23Hello?
01:24This fucking lonely cunt, bro.
01:25Get some of your own friends.
01:27Can you count one to ten?
01:28So what's his star sign?
01:29Oh my god, look.
01:31He actually is hitting on me.
01:32It's a fucking poof, bro.
01:33What's his star sign?
01:35Two to three.
01:36What are you fucking gay, bro?
01:38Hey, good lord, man.
01:39Hey, fuck, man.
01:39How do you come up with this shit, man?
01:41Scorpion.
01:43Scorpio?
01:44Aquarium.
01:44So that'll be 20 bucks on the deal.
01:46Thanks, boys.
01:47Bro, you should pay us to go in there, man.
01:49When the sickest comes out, bro.
01:5020 bucks for this piece of shit club.
01:53You're fucking dreaming, bro.
01:56Can you lend us 20 bucks?
01:57Bro, you see how I dress?
01:58Fucking look at that, man.
02:00Come on.
02:00Give us the money.
02:01Give us your fucking money, cunt.
02:02You look like you've had a few.
02:03Oh, mate.
02:04I'm Miley Cyrus gone.
02:05Looks like you've got a few varicose vans
02:07on what's left of your shriveled cock.
02:09We can't stop.
02:11Stop hitting the steroids.
02:13Let me in the club.
02:15Now.
02:15Timmy said something.
02:17Drink that beer.
02:18Timmy said something.
02:19I'm fucked up.
02:20Sorry, mate.
02:21I can't let you in.
02:21Go drink some water.
02:23Sober up a bit.
02:24Come back in half an hour.
02:25Even in half an hour?
02:26I'm not going to be sober.
02:27I won kings, bro.
02:29I won kings.
02:30Yeah, I'll go drink some water.
02:32Bottle.
02:34Bow down to your master.
02:35Come back when you sober up.
02:36Yeah, boy, look.
02:37He's talking to you.
02:38Go get the water, bro.
02:40Did you fill that up?
02:42Bro, he's talking to you.
02:43Are you fucking dumb, bro?
02:44This is why you're going to take you fucking idiot, bro.
02:49Come on.
02:51I'm thirsty as me.
02:52You've had too many.
02:53You're not getting in.
02:54Oh my god, you racist, bro.
02:55You fucking ra-
02:56Oi, bro.
02:56The white Australia policy is finished, man.
02:58Let us in.
02:59I'm peaking, bro.
03:00Come on.
03:00I need that beat.
03:02Call the boys.
03:03Call the fucking mo-
03:03Hey, I'm going on the fucking boys right now.
03:05I can't take you down, bro.
03:12I can't call the anti-discrimination police.
03:14Cause this cunt's fucked.
03:16Not tonight, mate.
03:17Opposite day?
03:18Well, it's ten minutes to midnight, so technically that's tomorrow.
03:21I'll just wait.
03:23Nope.
03:24Yes.
03:31You're not coming in.
03:32I am coming in.
03:34Opposite day.
03:35Can I come in now?
03:37No.
03:41You're not a dickhead.
03:44Opposite day.
03:46Opposite day.
03:47And how's it going to be successful?
03:47desse modern Alabama by guillage?
03:49Yeah, sorry.ζΏνμ£ ,
03:50Siwa, I am coming in. So.. Bye!
03:51I am
03:51Were you on Eurovision?
03:53Did you win? Do you
03:53win Eurovision?
03:54Phil will put you all at
03:55the leading class? No. Michelle, please.
03:57We're
03:57killing Souls of Ser
03:57Ad chyba. Rock, please. We're
03:58killing mph obviously.
03:59We're killing Mars. 2
03:59million to judge us here
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