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Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:03Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:07I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted pram queen.
00:00:26Pram queen, Mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:34Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:39promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:46Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:54Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Haven't you figured it out?
00:01:02I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:04I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:08Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:10I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:24Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:37Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:54Wake up, wake up.
00:02:05My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:28Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer,
00:02:46sure that hair screams to me.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:08Why are you tired of an asshole?
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:18Thanks for giving the Porsche a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Porsche.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:31Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:52Oh, my God. That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner report?
00:04:12Or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:18Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:35Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:34Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:45Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:54Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:11I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:25Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:29I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:34Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:59That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:11I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great Harvard.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:28Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:45get off me okay.
00:08:06I'd rather be willing to leave.
00:08:20I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate and you're drained you arrogant
00:08:26asshole going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant
00:08:40you took it this morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have
00:08:46and it was barely a tap I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way
00:08:54here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:09:02does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend
00:09:05it's not what it looks like really how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of it by
00:09:14the way it would kill Hamilton if he saw this okay how much do you want to delete it I
00:09:24don't want your
00:09:25money I want my necklace back I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:36yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:44I need somewhere to live
00:09:47my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:10:03wait if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:10deal
00:10:16which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what no I'm not living in your freaking
00:10:22closet this is all we agreed to I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:28but I'd be sleeping with your shoes yeah they won't mind
00:10:32I mind
00:10:34look my father total hard ass there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38so he can't know about this take it or leave it
00:10:42who am I kidding beggars can't be choosers
00:10:47all right we have a deal
00:10:49hold up there will be rules
00:10:52oh definitely I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:57one don't talk to me at school we are not friends
00:11:00gladly two keep your hands to yourself
00:11:04three same goes to you no checking out my six pack
00:11:08four no falling in love with me
00:11:13deal
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:31you have a key to my apartment
00:11:34I'm the landlord this is my property
00:11:36doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38are you going to accept my generous offer
00:11:41I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43hey you signed the lease
00:11:45you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51let me go
00:11:55$500
00:11:55or you can work it off
00:12:16get off the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:30you better get out of here
00:12:31before I knock your teeth out
00:12:40hey come on let's get you out of here
00:12:47I got you
00:12:49I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me
00:13:01why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:05god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:08you're gross you know that
00:13:13oh man
00:13:14this mattress is so soft
00:13:16it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18you think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:25that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27thanks food stamps
00:13:28what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway
00:13:33it was my mother's
00:13:35so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:37yeah something like that
00:13:41except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:46I'm not just one
00:14:00come on
00:14:02where's this stupid necklace
00:14:06and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:18get in food stamps
00:14:20one time
00:14:21or you can relate
00:14:24does it have a handle or
00:14:37thanks for the right trust fund
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:43give me your hands
00:14:44are you gonna be gross again
00:14:47just give me your hands
00:14:54where was it how did you find it
00:14:56what is wrong with me
00:14:57why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her
00:15:02you lied to me last night
00:15:05you had it this whole time didn't you
00:15:07that's how she sees me
00:15:08yep
00:15:10that's right
00:15:11just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:15ugh
00:15:16you're disgusting
00:15:20get off me
00:15:24that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:26guess who's walking to school
00:15:28enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:30come on get out
00:15:32shoot
00:15:35are you serious
00:15:572,000 words on the civil war
00:15:58guaranteed eight
00:16:00that's nice
00:16:00thank you
00:16:01shoot
00:16:06hey
00:16:07keep that back
00:16:09ah
00:16:09selling school homework
00:16:11you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:16shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:17you blab on me
00:16:19I'll blab on you
00:16:20mentally assured destruction
00:16:21relax food stamps
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:26in the meantime
00:16:27try to be
00:16:28a better person
00:16:30oh my god
00:16:48you wanna tell me
00:16:50oh my god
00:16:53that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:17:06oh my god
00:17:08it's trash canistan
00:17:10our poor little orphan
00:17:12moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13oh
00:17:14how precious
00:17:18toilet cleaner
00:17:19how appropriate
00:17:23no
00:17:24no
00:17:26no wait
00:17:26no
00:17:26stop
00:17:27stop
00:17:27no
00:17:30no
00:17:32no
00:17:33no
00:17:33no
00:17:34no
00:17:34no
00:17:36I only have one uniform
00:17:38please
00:17:40Harper
00:17:46what was that
00:17:50no
00:17:51that must be wrong
00:17:52who put her name in the bowl
00:17:54Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:56woohoo
00:18:00come on
00:18:09what's going on
00:18:10is this some type of game
00:18:12seven minutes in heaven
00:18:13you've never played before
00:18:14you get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:17and you gotta make them all count
00:18:18nudity
00:18:19is highly incurred
00:18:24damn bro
00:18:25way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:27yeah
00:18:28I wanna say that name
00:18:30show it to me
00:18:31now
00:18:32might as well get it over with
00:18:35what's wrong
00:18:36too scared to play
00:18:52can you do that
00:18:53yes
00:18:56just take it
00:19:01why didn't you just pick Portia
00:19:03since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:06none of your business
00:19:07then why pick me
00:19:09because you hate me
00:19:10plus
00:19:11I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:13you're definitely safe with me
00:19:14couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:16straight back at you
00:19:17this is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20what are we even supposed to do in here
00:19:23we need a kiss
00:19:28everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:29just
00:19:29two seconds
00:19:31enough to
00:19:33mess up your lipstick
00:19:35and make it look good
00:19:46this is ridiculous
00:19:47hey
00:19:48you think I want this
00:19:50without the way
00:19:51thank you
00:19:54who even put that loser
00:19:56in the bowl
00:20:19that's my boy
00:20:21that bitch
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me
00:20:25my hair is cut in you stupid bullfuck
00:20:27okay um hold on
00:20:29let me just
00:20:30okay okay go go go
00:20:31how could it hurt
00:20:33okay let me let me try something else
00:20:35ow
00:20:38lucky girl
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:41if you know what I mean
00:20:45go Andy
00:20:46hold still for a sec
00:20:48hold still for a sec
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:50I need to get out of here now
00:20:52just take a deep breath
00:20:54I can't breathe
00:20:56try to think of something else
00:20:58anything else
00:20:59okay
00:20:59why did you really pick me
00:21:02why do you care
00:21:03because
00:21:04you're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:06so if you have a crush on me
00:21:08I'd like to know so I can protect myself
00:21:10protect yourself
00:21:10please
00:21:11if anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:13it's you
00:21:14on me
00:21:15oh
00:21:16be real
00:21:17oh my god
00:21:17you're so full of yourself
00:21:19I need to get out of here
00:21:20okay hang on
00:21:21careful
00:21:35what a little whore
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait
00:21:39to slap your way
00:21:40into Anderson's pants
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like
00:21:48not cool Portia
00:21:49Anderson
00:22:10you're home late
00:22:11you okay
00:22:12I'm amazing
00:22:13I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:16it's my passionate life
00:22:18I meant because of Portia
00:22:20but she went in
00:22:22pretty hard at the party
00:22:23yeah
00:22:24she's a bully
00:22:25that's what bullies do
00:22:29why do you care
00:22:32she's right
00:22:33why do I care
00:22:34I don't
00:22:36obviously
00:22:38but
00:22:38I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:40before you save up enough money
00:22:41to you know
00:22:42move out of my closet
00:22:43trust me
00:22:44no one wants that more than me
00:22:47hey
00:22:47you know
00:22:49signing up for
00:22:50every extracurricular club
00:22:51the school offers
00:22:53isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:22:56oh my god
00:22:57how does he know
00:22:58I promised mom
00:22:59I'd be prom queen
00:23:04why would I want to be prom queen
00:23:05I don't care about
00:23:06fashion
00:23:07and
00:23:09popularity
00:23:09then why sign up to every extracurricular club
00:23:12the school offers
00:23:15I promised my mom
00:23:16I'd be prom queen okay
00:23:17it was important to her that
00:23:19I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:21and
00:23:22she was dying
00:23:23so
00:23:24I promise
00:23:26look
00:23:27you don't really stand a chance
00:23:29right
00:23:30Portia
00:23:31she always wins
00:23:32always
00:23:33I have to try
00:23:35for my mom
00:23:39Anderson
00:23:40shit
00:23:41it's my father
00:23:42you wanted a scene
00:23:43shh
00:23:43okay
00:23:43get in the closet
00:23:44wait
00:23:44wait
00:23:45wait
00:23:45wait
00:23:50father
00:23:58what do you want
00:23:59the um
00:24:01dean's awards are this week
00:24:03do you think you'll be able to make it
00:24:04you think the business runs itself
00:24:06I can't take time off
00:24:08for every little thing
00:24:09and you shouldn't need me there
00:24:11to hold your hand
00:24:13poor Anderson
00:24:14it's like his dad hates him
00:24:16I don't need you there
00:24:18it's cool
00:24:22what was that
00:24:23uh
00:24:24my phone
00:24:27must have left it in my
00:24:28coat pocket
00:24:53hi
00:24:54I'm Harper
00:24:56Anderson
00:24:57Anderson's study partner
00:24:58we've got a big assignment together
00:25:06you're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:25:09yes that's me
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:13but don't bring trash into my home
00:25:15are you for real
00:25:17I'm not trash
00:25:18she's not like that father
00:25:19my over-saved son
00:25:21is the head of a great fortune
00:25:23and a renown name
00:25:24and no slippery street slut
00:25:26is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:28so
00:25:29you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:32stop it father
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money
00:25:37the mating call
00:25:38of every parasite everywhere
00:25:42don't
00:25:43ever
00:25:44let me see her
00:25:45here again
00:25:46yes sir
00:25:56I'm sorry
00:25:57he's
00:25:57a super rich dick hole
00:25:59who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:26:00I can't stay here
00:26:03where are you gonna go
00:26:05look Harper
00:26:06don't give him the satisfaction
00:26:07okay
00:26:07he's just a shithead money making machine
00:26:10who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:13give me a reason to stay
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her
00:26:18I don't want her to go
00:26:23um
00:26:23look it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:27okay like I don't
00:26:28I don't care what he says
00:26:29do you?
00:26:33alright
00:26:34I'll stay
00:26:34because you ask so nicely
00:26:40besides
00:26:40you can't exactly run away
00:26:42when you have
00:26:43socks
00:26:44flip holes
00:26:45candy food stamps
00:26:46has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50once or twice
00:26:51come on
00:26:52come get it
00:26:53come on
00:26:54come get it
00:26:54my shadow
00:27:13are you wearing perfume
00:27:15trash can of stan
00:27:16let me guess
00:27:18scrubbing bubbles
00:27:19toilet cleaner
00:27:20I don't want any trouble
00:27:21and I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:24now it's about what I want
00:27:26whatever you're saying
00:27:27good
00:27:30and I say
00:27:31lick
00:27:32my
00:27:32feet
00:27:33what?
00:27:35get on your knees
00:27:36and lick my shoes clean you rag
00:27:39why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:42because
00:27:42your pitiful poverty
00:27:44disgusts me
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:27:48well Tuff
00:27:49I am sharing your world
00:27:50so if I'm so offensive to you
00:27:52just don't look at me
00:27:52thumbs up
00:27:53how dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55you're the one who started it
00:27:57I just want to go to class
00:27:58do you know how lucky you are
00:27:59to be at Cavendish Hall
00:28:01rubbing shoulders of people who were
00:28:02ten of you
00:28:04newsflash
00:28:05having rich parents
00:28:07doesn't make you interesting
00:28:08or unfortunate
00:28:09it says
00:28:10a pathetic
00:28:11penniless orphan
00:28:21on
00:28:22your
00:28:23knees
00:28:24Brad
00:28:25stop
00:28:33now lick
00:28:35like you love it
00:28:40oh my face
00:28:42my nose
00:28:43now lick
00:28:47like you love it
00:28:52oh my face
00:28:54my nose
00:28:58sorry boys
00:29:00best fight
00:29:01are you okay?
00:29:03no of course I'm not okay
00:29:05is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know
00:29:08looks fine to me
00:29:09right
00:29:10nice
00:29:10straight
00:29:11wait
00:29:12is that a blackhead?
00:29:14what?
00:29:15no
00:29:15no
00:29:15no
00:29:16no
00:29:16have you got blackheads?
00:29:18no
00:29:18shut up
00:29:20babe
00:29:21you look great
00:29:22you're always beautiful
00:29:23don't suck up to me
00:29:29this is your fault
00:29:33Porsche
00:29:33totally my bad
00:29:35okay?
00:29:35I owe you one
00:29:36you bet you do Andy
00:29:40it hurts
00:29:41you're so pretty
00:29:43did Anderson Savage
00:29:44really just rescue me
00:29:46from the most popular
00:29:47bitch in school?
00:30:00you're not wearing any pants
00:30:01you've got a nose
00:30:02for these things
00:30:02food stamps
00:30:03how am I supposed
00:30:05to concentrate
00:30:05with all of that
00:30:07in my face?
00:30:11you still haven't told me
00:30:12what you want
00:30:12in exchange
00:30:13for not turning me
00:30:14in for cheating
00:30:14you uh
00:30:16really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to
00:30:18hang over my head
00:30:19oh poor food stamps
00:30:20has it been playing
00:30:22on your mind?
00:30:22just tell me
00:30:23what you want
00:30:24trust fund
00:30:28how about
00:30:29finish our assignment
00:30:31I want an A
00:30:32no
00:30:33A plus
00:30:34so
00:30:35make it good
00:30:36okay?
00:30:38but I'm already doing
00:30:40our half of the assignment
00:30:41yeah
00:30:42it'd be character building
00:30:43I hate you so much
00:30:45really?
00:30:47I barely think about you
00:30:48wait
00:30:52before you go
00:30:55why did you throw the ball
00:30:56at Portia today?
00:31:03tell me the truth
00:31:05it was a clean spike
00:31:07it was a clean spike
00:31:07just out of ham's reach
00:31:09it was in the complete
00:31:10opposite direction
00:31:12why'd you save me?
00:31:14because
00:31:15I don't get why Portia's
00:31:16giving you such a hard time
00:31:17she doesn't need to
00:31:18punch down
00:31:20so I'm beneath her?
00:31:21are you asking if I think
00:31:23you're beneath her?
00:31:24sure
00:31:25I could fight back
00:31:26if I wanted to
00:31:28Portia doesn't run
00:31:29this school
00:31:29even though she thinks
00:31:30she does
00:31:31and I'll prove that
00:31:32when I'm named
00:31:33prom queen
00:31:34okay look
00:31:35in all seriousness
00:31:37you've got
00:31:38you too
00:31:39hope you're ready
00:31:41to party
00:31:41yes Edison
00:31:43it's time for you
00:31:44to make it up to me
00:31:45of course you can't
00:31:46know I'm living here
00:31:47what do we do
00:31:48what do we do
00:31:48dig something
00:31:49quick
00:31:50okay get in the bed
00:31:51what do
00:31:53yeah yeah
00:31:54come on
00:31:54quick
00:31:55get in the bed
00:31:56what
00:31:57what
00:31:57what
00:31:58what
00:32:00oh my god
00:32:09dude get a shirt on
00:32:10it's gonna be a big night
00:32:12and you know I like my night's day
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver
00:32:20since you know
00:32:21you won't wear one
00:32:23more than one
00:32:24my nose
00:32:24it's
00:32:25it's really sore
00:32:27gotta go
00:32:28mess up your bathroom
00:32:31so
00:32:33how are you
00:32:37really
00:32:44how are you really gonna make it up to me
00:32:50Porsche
00:32:50we talked about this
00:32:56are you
00:32:57all right
00:32:58is there something wrong
00:32:59nope
00:33:07what's under here
00:33:14what's under here
00:33:17nothing
00:33:18all good
00:33:19just um
00:33:21it's worth it on
00:33:22volleyball practice
00:33:25all right
00:33:26we ready to get fucked up
00:33:27or what
00:33:28yeah
00:33:28I'll just uh
00:33:29finish getting dressed
00:33:30and I'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:32cool
00:33:33Porsche
00:33:34let's go
00:33:41thank god
00:33:41I nearly suffocated
00:33:43thanks for saving me Anderson
00:33:44you're the best
00:33:46hey you have
00:33:46just as much to lose as I do
00:33:48if horrible Porsche
00:33:48finds out you've been helping me
00:33:51and why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed
00:33:53are you a vegan or something
00:33:55sorry
00:33:55thought they changed the sheets
00:33:58wait is that
00:33:59oh my god
00:34:00ew
00:34:01ew ew ew
00:34:03get your head out of the gutter of food stamps
00:34:05and get our assignment done
00:34:11hey
00:34:17that's better
00:34:20did you just do something nice for me
00:34:21Harper Sullivan
00:34:23no
00:34:24never
00:34:26and if I get pregnant for me
00:34:27a sheets
00:34:28I swear
00:34:28don't change the subject
00:34:31you were actually nice to me
00:34:32for once
00:34:36so
00:34:37just
00:34:37let me know if there's
00:34:39anything else
00:34:40you want to do to thank me
00:34:47don't let him charm you
00:34:49Harper Sullivan
00:34:50you're just a speed bump
00:34:51on his privileged road
00:34:53never in my lifetime
00:34:55because I still hate you
00:34:56hate you more
00:35:04took all night
00:35:05but I finally completed
00:35:07your half of our assignment
00:35:09better be an A plus
00:35:11food stamps
00:35:13so I've done all the work
00:35:15and you're extorting an A plus
00:35:16from me
00:35:17100%
00:35:19thanks for putting it in
00:35:20writing dipstick
00:35:22now help me win prom queen
00:35:24or this goes straight to the dean
00:35:26shit
00:35:30well done food stamps
00:35:32you got me
00:35:37you have to make everyone
00:35:38fall in love with me
00:35:42give me a break food stamps
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker
00:35:59you need at least
00:36:00half the votes
00:36:01to win prom queen
00:36:02how am I supposed to do that
00:36:04be you
00:36:05or
00:36:06option B
00:36:07give people shit they like
00:36:08huh
00:36:09band kids are easy
00:36:10just feed them
00:36:21drama kids
00:36:22crave attention
00:36:23just take a selfie
00:36:25with the wanting stars
00:36:27hey guys
00:36:29I loved your performance
00:36:30in the last school play
00:36:32can I get an autograph
00:36:32for you guys
00:36:41oh my god love it
00:36:43thanks guys
00:36:44oh my god
00:36:45as for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:52yeah
00:36:53sorry
00:36:53no chance
00:36:55what do you mean
00:36:55I need their votes to win
00:36:57yeah
00:36:57you're screwed
00:36:59look
00:37:00the only way
00:37:01is to really impress
00:37:02these guys
00:37:04so what do you got
00:37:06boobs
00:37:08and I can be popular
00:37:10and I got boobs
00:37:12you got any gold medals
00:37:14no
00:37:15you got any scholarships
00:37:17no
00:37:18but
00:37:19I might have something
00:37:21which could cause
00:37:22a lot of noise around here
00:37:24and welcome back
00:37:25to the Cavendish
00:37:26Valentine
00:37:26beach volleyball tournament
00:37:28where the only thing
00:37:29hotter than the sand
00:37:30is trying to stand
00:37:31your partner
00:37:32on the blue team
00:37:33Harper
00:37:34and
00:37:35so
00:37:35who are we playing against
00:37:39and on the red team
00:37:41we have
00:37:42Portia
00:37:42and
00:37:43Hamilton
00:37:44you're shitting me
00:37:45I
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me
00:37:49that's what she said
00:37:50it is literally what she said
00:37:52yo Anderson
00:37:53looking good man
00:37:55thanks for coming guys
00:37:57what's wrong Portia
00:37:58scared I'll beat ya
00:38:02I'll never be scared
00:38:03of something as basic
00:38:04and low rent
00:38:05as you rag
00:38:06let's play then
00:38:09let's go
00:38:11yo what's up guys
00:38:12welcome to the Cavendish Hall
00:38:13volleyball tournament
00:38:16okay
00:38:17my potential voters are here
00:38:19time to impress the hell out of them
00:38:22you got this
00:38:23okay
00:38:35oh what a hit
00:38:38it's there
00:38:39bitch
00:38:43remember who you play against
00:38:50hey
00:38:52oh and the spike
00:38:53from Anderson
00:38:55it's cool
00:38:55we can wait for you
00:38:57to call your daddy
00:38:57for help
00:38:59at least I have a daddy
00:39:03Monday
00:39:04two
00:39:04whoops
00:39:05whoops
00:39:29whoopsем
00:39:33so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:40we've
00:39:41known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm
00:39:45letting the school generator beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god
00:40:04hey you okay
00:40:08that was bullshit
00:40:14whatever what is that
00:40:34oh my god is that porca whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:40:44do i look okay can you help please
00:41:00great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you
00:41:05yeah she smashed it hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign
00:41:11up for it yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team yeah taking out porca like
00:41:16that
00:41:17you're gonna be viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the
00:41:23cops to
00:41:26i will kill her it's just a game porsche somebody even says she's running for prom queen i'm prom queen
00:41:34she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist who cares anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing
00:41:43him she better not change you too
00:41:46porsche you're starting to come off as greedy or or needy needy i was just jovi i didn't mean it
00:42:01why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing
00:42:07just go go i'm fine
00:42:14i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:42:33i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:41happy valentine
00:42:55for you
00:42:56a
00:42:57wait did i just get me a valentine
00:43:06what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:10i know she looks like a walking coxsoffner to me but she's obviously somebody's home buddy
00:43:23yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:25it will
00:43:25that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him so who's it from
00:43:30oh hey that's mine give it back
00:43:33how do you know
00:43:34how do you know
00:43:35yeah who from
00:43:39don't even know
00:43:40but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:49uh did you a favor
00:43:51tastes kind of weird
00:43:53a typical trust fund jerk
00:43:56always taking every
00:43:57what
00:43:59anderson
00:44:00oh what the fuck
00:44:02anderson anderson what
00:44:04help
00:44:09anderson
00:44:10help
00:44:11help
00:44:12oh shit it's drugs
00:44:15it's drugs
00:44:16that was meant for me
00:44:17anderson
00:44:18wake up
00:44:18yeah
00:44:19okay
00:44:22reminder
00:44:23all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26the dean awards are today
00:44:27it is about to commence
00:44:28anderson you really need to wake up
00:44:31oh sorry
00:44:32uh
00:44:33anderson
00:44:38oh my god
00:44:42thank you i hate you
00:44:43riggs
00:44:45you're heavy
00:44:47trust fund
00:44:49wake up
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:07Oh my God!
00:45:23Finally.
00:45:41No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:44Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel like I'm drunk?
00:45:51I'll explain later.
00:45:52Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you can get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still late.
00:45:59Yes.
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on.
00:46:02We need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a strange shirt we've also found.
00:46:10So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:16Okay, help me in.
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:19Yep.
00:46:19That's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:26Cool.
00:46:33You are not ready, Pete.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be undressing you?
00:46:45We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:54Yeah, come, come, come.
00:46:54Oh, where are you?
00:46:55Oh, you're staying?
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:57Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:05Come, come, come, come.
00:47:06He's here!
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:11A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage.
00:47:17Above and beyond the color of beauty.
00:47:19Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud at Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:37He looks great.
00:47:43What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:52Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:56It was all over TV.
00:47:57Wait, and your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:05No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, Trussman.
00:48:09You should wear this every day.
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:15No.
00:48:25Wait, did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:30Don't you remember?
00:48:31Why?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And...
00:48:37You were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:41It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I'd put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:51I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:53That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:56Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:59You sure you're not holding out on me food stamps?
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on boat counts.
00:49:13I promise.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:16Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Gotta go find my prongress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:05So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me?
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:15Follow me.
00:50:16It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:25It's a poop emoji.
00:50:28Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:31I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:51Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:53No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:06Okay, Mom.
00:51:07Cavendish.
00:51:08I'll rent home queen.
00:51:09I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:27Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parrots.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parrots.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:05I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:07Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:23Don't worry.
00:52:24My dad's going in a business trip.
00:52:25Is...
00:52:26Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:29Yes.
00:52:30T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:32The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:35Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:40Anderson, no, this is way too much.
00:52:42Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:44Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like...
00:52:46Not like this.
00:52:48Why not?
00:52:48Because I...
00:52:49I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:58Okay?
00:53:01Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:03Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:07Just enjoy it.
00:53:08Okay?
00:53:08Everyone.
00:53:10This is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:22You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:24You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:26And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:33Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my...
00:53:39car.
00:53:44Alright, I'll do it.
00:53:46Great.
00:53:47Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:51Bye.
00:53:54Be gentle on me, Emma.
00:53:57Makeover grocery.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:03Sit.
00:54:04Let's go.
00:54:05Color.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:07Funeral.
00:54:08Got a bit of this.
00:54:11Ooh.
00:54:12Von Trapp.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay.
00:54:15We'll get there.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh.
00:54:21Pretty.
00:54:22Go.
00:54:23Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:41Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51And she'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Dumped Hamilton.
00:54:59Dumped Hamilton.
00:54:59I need to be with you.
00:55:01Dumped Hamilton.
00:55:01What?
00:55:01Night's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is gonna be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:12Sorry.
00:55:13Got an issue.
00:55:14Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:18I hope he's okay.
00:55:18Okay, girl.
00:55:19Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:42Wow.
00:55:43It's like a dream.
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should've come running.
00:55:59How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for something?
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:07Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:19What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:30Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:31Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:33Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:49Oh my god.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:53That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:59How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:02Shit.
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:24Hey, Cootstamps.
00:57:25You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:36Um, yeah?
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:55Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:02Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:09So, for the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it food stamps?
00:58:14You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:18Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:24I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:29So, how about it food stamps?
00:58:31We gonna dance or what?
00:58:33I so want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58You can.
00:59:14I put your hands here.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:15You, you, you.
00:59:21T-기가.
00:59:21You're welcome.
00:59:22Uh-uh.
00:59:28É-ah.-
00:59:36It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:40Portia Leon, a queen for many years, thank you for your service.
00:59:45But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
01:00:00Be cool, Portia.
01:00:01What is happening? That crown is mine.
01:00:04I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:07Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:00:14were with him.
01:00:16Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:21This isn't real. This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is. Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:28I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:45I need king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first steps.
01:00:58I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:03I'm prom queen.
01:01:05It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really good to her.
01:01:15Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you, Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:23Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so
01:01:30you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you make sense to me and me.
01:01:35Hey, Mayas.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:41Lots of.
01:01:42There you go.
01:01:42Well, if the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47Stop.
01:01:47I could go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:54You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:57Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:09You know the truth, witch.
01:02:11You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Are you getting it?
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:42Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:16You okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem.
01:03:25I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:27Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:31What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road head looks.
01:03:46Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:52It's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:59I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:03I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:10I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:20If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:24I have none.
01:04:27I just...
01:04:28I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, her check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:44I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:50It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:05:00She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:02And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:05Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:07Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:11Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:20Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:31Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:37I got you something.
01:05:45I thought it would go with your dress.
01:05:50They're so lovely.
01:05:52Let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:06:00I have a trust fund, remember?
01:06:10Oh, beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:16I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:29Really?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:35Uh, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:17I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:33You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:11I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:17Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:21he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:22He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19I want to be finished printing.
01:09:23Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:26This is so good news for us.
01:09:29And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:32You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:38And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:44This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening. No.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:20so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:23It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing!
01:10:33What? No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:35You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might need to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:56I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little test?
01:11:03You feel bad, right?
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:24Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What? To punish you?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:35Harper.
01:11:36Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:51Having trouble gives people like you a chance to be better and are always baptized.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:07you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:26Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:41What?
01:12:46Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:02Come on!
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:27Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:31Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:33I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton, I'm not going to go down.
01:13:44the last person she wants to see right now if you don't help me she's gonna disappear forever and
01:13:49i'll never see her again you gotta help me man please harper hey thanks for agreeing to talk to
01:14:00me why do you suddenly care apologize to her do it now i stood by and let portia do some
01:14:08shitty
01:14:09things i'm sorry about that it's fine doesn't matter none of it does it's over now ask her if
01:14:17she's gonna let portia run her out of town are you really gonna let portia run you out of town
01:14:24she's right i don't belong here people like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:33hasn't she ever felt that way before haven't you ever felt that way yeah i guess with anderson
01:14:43even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time it just felt safe with it
01:14:48ask her if she's really gonna let portia take that away from her
01:14:53are you really gonna let portia take that away from you
01:15:01it was a fifteen thousand dollar bretling watch you wore a men's watch brent gave me the watch
01:15:10because he he wanted me to go out with him and when i didn't go out with him he told
01:15:18the police
01:15:18that i stole it and i couldn't prove that he was lying let's hear it from miss leon thank you
01:15:25sir
01:15:25well we often leave our lockers unlocked because well no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31i took my jewelry off for jim and then i found it stolen and the my sorry maya and maya
01:15:38said that
01:15:39they saw harper going through my locker normally i would say this is miss leon's word against yours
01:15:45but it's not it's the police's word another young man's word and miss leon's word against yours
01:15:54unless you have other evidence
01:15:57not evidence but i worked so hard for this
01:16:02why would i risk everything to take some jewelry it doesn't make any sense
01:16:07you people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10is that all you have to say harper
01:16:14well in that case i have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:18i'll report this to the police
01:16:21no
01:16:24stop
01:16:26you all will need to see this
01:16:27you all will need to see this
01:16:30i have a sworn statement from brent mitchell
01:16:34saying that he lied about harper stealing the watch
01:16:37he gave it to her to make her like him
01:16:40when she rejected him he lied to the police
01:16:43to punish her
01:16:44for god's sake anderson what she got over you have some dignity
01:16:53here is all of porsche's stolen jewelry
01:17:00oh my god you found it
01:17:02oh thank you thank you thank you
01:17:05yeah i found it in your bedside table
01:17:08is this true
01:17:11i was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13she'll never be one of us
01:17:15why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17she plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her
01:17:20we've heard more than enough from you miss leon
01:17:23now
01:17:25miss sullivan
01:17:27what to make of all of this
01:17:31your accusers say oh you a very sincere apology
01:17:34your scholarship is safe
01:17:36and i'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to harvard
01:17:40to help make up this
01:17:41thank you team nazis
01:17:44and anderson
01:17:46now
01:17:47miss leon
01:17:48what to do with you
01:17:51please don't expel me
01:17:52my parents will kill me
01:17:56i don't know how to thank you
01:17:58but you fixed everything
01:17:59harper
01:18:01the way i feel about you
01:18:03you think you've won don't you
01:18:04but you haven't
01:18:06not by a long shot
01:18:09you might think you're in love
01:18:10but this will not work
01:18:12you'll both come to realize that
01:18:13she's not like us
01:18:14no it's deeper than that
01:18:15you'll always feel secure
01:18:17and she never will
01:18:18you'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:21because you're such a great role model
01:18:23four wives
01:18:24all gone
01:18:25harper
01:18:26is the most
01:18:27amazing
01:18:28smartest
01:18:29most determined person
01:18:30i've ever met
01:18:32anderson
01:18:32drop her
01:18:33if you make me choose
01:18:35i'll choose her
01:18:36over you
01:18:37every time
01:18:38anderson
01:18:39you don't mean that
01:18:40listen clearly
01:18:41if you want me to stay in your life
01:18:43you accept harper
01:18:44or i'm gone
01:18:48i hope he's right about you
01:18:50because every woman i've ever met
01:18:52is in it for the money
01:18:53with all due respect
01:18:55i don't really care what you think
01:19:04anderson what did you just do
01:19:07i stood up for my girl
01:19:09so i'm your girl
01:19:11so i'm your girl
01:19:13well that depends
01:19:16do you wanna be my girl
01:19:19i don't know
01:19:20what's that job entail
01:19:22it's a full-time job
01:19:24food stamps
01:19:26we'll probably do
01:19:27a lot of this
01:19:33and i'll probably say things like
01:19:35i love you harper
01:19:37i've never met anyone like you
01:19:39well i don't want to rush into anything
01:19:42but
01:19:42i think i could handle all that
01:19:46and i'll make you feel safe
01:19:48every day of your life
01:19:51i love you so much
01:19:53anderson savage
01:19:55i love you harper sullivan
01:20:20miss sullivan
01:20:24what's this
01:20:25maybe some further questions from harvard
01:20:27they had some from me too
01:20:28oh shit
01:20:29sorry dean
01:20:36look sams
01:20:37just open it
01:20:47it's my confirmation
01:20:48i'm in i'm definitely in
01:20:50oh my god
01:20:54i don't mean to steal your thunder
01:20:56but
01:20:58i got an early offer too
01:21:00looks like we'll both be going to harvard next year
01:21:03can't get rid of me that easily food stamps
01:21:05guess i'm gonna have to try harder then
01:21:08it's perfect
01:21:09everything's perfect
01:21:18hey
01:21:19your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:22you know that right
01:21:24i do
01:21:31i think i can't imagine
01:21:40i think i can't imagine
01:21:42you know that right
01:21:43you know that right
01:21:46you know that right
01:21:47and then
01:21:49i think i can't imagine
01:21:50i think i can't imagine
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