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Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen - Season 1 - Episode 08: I Do
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02:01When we first fall in love, we become soft.
02:04And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest.
02:09That's love.
02:11It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out, but like any risk, it's the thrill that
02:27makes it all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up.
02:33The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows.
02:44Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nikki, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:57Our first date was in a rental car and lasted four days.
03:06Four days.
03:10And I remember thinking, I never want to get out of this car.
03:17And four days is now forever.
03:28I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck.
03:36Always in pursuit of certainty, but as we know, this week has put us through the fucking ringer.
03:49Sorry.
03:50Put us through the ringer and through it all, I realized that you can't rely on certainty
04:03because there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:17The only certainty in life is death.
04:19The only certainty in life is death.
05:01I have nothing to worry about because you, you are my good luck charm.
05:09You have always, always, always been my good luck charm.
05:15It's true.
05:19So, I vow, Nikki, to see you truly as you have done for me.
05:27And I promise to believe in you and believe in us because that, that's really what this,
05:41this is.
05:42It's, it's a leap of faith that we don't know what's going to happen, but we believe it's
05:50going to work out.
05:52And I, I believe you are my soulmate.
06:05So, wherever we're going, wherever we're going, I never want to get out of this rental car.
06:16Okay, I'm done.
06:18Sorry.
06:19Okay, Nikki, your turn.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Okay.
06:23I wrote mine down.
06:24Um, um, Rachel, um, I wish I went first.
06:33That's tough.
06:33That is tough to follow.
06:34Um, okay.
06:36Rachel.
06:37Rachel.
06:37As you could see from the second you got here, I grew up in a household where marriage
06:43was highly regarded.
06:46So, of course, when you told me two weeks into our relationship that you'd never get married,
06:52I thought, she's the one.
06:56Um, but really, I never had to interrogate if you were the one because I was just new.
07:05And after spending one hour with you, I thought to myself, I hope every hour is like this.
07:14And if I don't spend the rest of my life with her, it's because I fucked up really badly.
07:20Hopefully, I made a vow to myself not to fuck it up really badly so that I could stand at
07:26an altar one day making vows to you.
07:32So here we are.
07:35I promise to always give you my love, my time, my understanding.
07:44I promise to be a non-judgmental partner in whatever adventures you seek.
07:51I promise to stand beside you always, even in times of disagreement.
07:58There is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you.
08:04And I won't let anything get between us.
08:10That was beautiful.
08:11That was beautiful, both of you.
08:15Okay.
08:16Now for the big moment.
08:17The rings, please.
08:21There you go.
08:23That's for you.
08:25That's for you.
08:27Oh, I'm shaking.
08:30Okay.
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin, do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham to be your lawfully wedded husband,
08:38to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
08:52I do.
09:06Nicholas Summer Cunningham, do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin to be your lawfully wedded wife,
09:13to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?
09:19Oh.
09:22You'll be back.
09:27I hope you're having trouble.
09:35Oh, you're scant.
09:42I'm not going to be a new life.
09:43I'm going to be a new life.
09:44You're amening, and I'm not going to be a new life.
09:44It's a new life.
09:46A simple way too is all I need to say.
09:47a week ago and they don't quite feel
09:55because you're you're right this week it put us through the wringer and everything i thought i
10:04knew about about love and marriage it's changed it's all changed and i i i understand you now
10:13better than i i ever have before i i see now what you were saying what are you doing marriage
10:20destroys people and it was already starting to get to us and you know what i um
10:28i don't want our relationship to change
10:31marriage has been a poison okay i got it it's been a poison in my family and i just
10:41i pushed you here what you didn't want what are you doing rachel all i want is to spend the
10:47rest of
10:48my life with you but i don't want us to be like them i want us to have the privilege
10:56genuinely choosing each other every day like we we always have
11:02the rental car is taking a hard left far away from here she's in the car mickey look at me
11:08look at me
11:10i want to marry me marry me marry me you have to marry me right now i'm freeing us from
11:16the
11:16institution are you serious rachel are you serious this is what you want
11:22i'm serious i'm serious oh my god why don't we just give a couple some time to sort things out
11:26rachel no everybody just stay for it rachel
11:37get the keys get in the car and drive fuck all this
11:40don't you're not serious i'm so sorry i pushed us here i'm fixing it hey this week has been kind
11:44of a nightmare oh my god and what if it was a vision of our future and i'm not gonna
11:47let that
11:47happen to us of course this week was a nightmare nikki it's the week of our wedding what do you
11:50think the
11:54leap of faith with me i did i did that's what i was doing no that was you hiding behind
11:58a philosophy
11:59and fearing the future based on other people's bad decisions i was the one putting my confidence in us
12:05i'm doing the same thing oh how is this the same thing you just agreed that all that matters is
12:10us
12:10i'm looking out for us how i just refuted my family's whole value system but i didn't ask you
12:15to okay but rich i know you never wanted to get married and now i i see it and i
12:20finally understand
12:21why do you have to marry me no we have to get married you've literally always said you never
12:27wanted to get married yeah that was before and neither was a fucking marriage curse tied to my
12:30bloodline and actually if you hadn't proposed to me we'd be fine and it's not your fault
12:34okay it is not your fault you didn't know i didn't know but now we know and now we have
12:39to get married
12:40that's not a reason to get married it should be because we love each other and we believe in that
12:46i know that's not the fucking situation that we're in now
12:57oh my god why are you doing this now
13:02what the fuck mickey why are you doing this now
13:16yeah more more more yeah that yeah thank you that's how much everyone should be getting
13:21everyone even the miners that one's for you he was in crisis victoria he was looking to me for
13:26guidance and i had to be honest
13:31how was i supposed to know he was going to react like because he idolizes us he thinks we have
13:36the
13:37perfect marriage we do
13:43he ruined my relationship with my son
13:47i will never have the chance to regain his trust
13:49no no he loves you you took away my ending wait come back
13:55victoria
13:58honey what happened up there are you okay with this is mickey okay what do we do thank you it's
14:05just a
14:06little silly disagreement they will be could someone do other rounds i don't want anyone thirsty cheers
14:12cheers cheers like you mean it mommy hi i'm keeping the energy out
14:24why'd you even propose to me then if i've always said i didn't want to get married all it took
14:30was
14:30you finding out that your parents marriage isn't perfect that's what you needed to do the thing that
14:35i've been saying i wanted since the day we met i could have told you an hour into knowing them
14:41nikki
14:41that your parents don't have the marriage you vitalized your whole life your mother is lovely
14:45yes but she's also a narcissist and your father is a broken romantic who's looking for something to
14:49stuff the rest of himself into so their marriage only works because he reveres her and she needs to
14:55be revered he's completely consumed by her and still he's not enough for her so they're both empty and it's
15:00depressing to watch thanks rachel yeah thanks thank you so i guess we both don't want to end up
15:07like your parents and um just to be clear in that scenario i'm the romantic and you're the narcissist
15:17oh that's nice yeah no that does make sense actually because our whole relationship revolves
15:23around you okay it's always me reassuring you that everything's okay even when there's literally
15:31nothing going on because you think something's always out to get you so i'm always tiptoeing
15:38around your sensitivities because you can't handle anything i get it not even one day with my family
15:45without constantly reassuring you every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you nothing
15:53is easy you're a really hard person to love i know okay i know is that what you want to
16:06hear
16:09oh
16:20why are you going to be married they're going to come
16:44Why'd you say yes, then?
16:47When I proposed, why'd you say yes?
16:50Because, because, because I knew how much it meant to you, and I, and I, I loved you, and...
16:58Nikki, you're, like, the only person who could have gotten me here.
17:03You loved me?
17:08Do you not love me anymore?
17:12No, go away.
17:13I want to know her answer.
17:15Portia, get the car.
17:16Mom wants you two back in there, kissing and smiling like you didn't just slap her in the face in
17:19front of her whole bloodline and everyone in this world she loves and respects.
17:22Okay, goodbye.
17:23Ew, your hands are slain.
17:24Goodbye, goodbye.
17:31Yes, Nikki, of course I love you still.
17:35Okay, and one of the things that I love the most about you is that you are a rock, you
17:39are consistent, you are stable, and you don't do things like dump me at the altar.
17:44I wasn't breaking up with you. I was saving us.
17:47Oh, good. Yeah. Do you think it worked?
17:52If you really wanted to save us, you would have said I do up there because I had everything under
17:57control, okay?
17:59I had to go through a lot to get up there and say yes with confidence, and if you don't
18:07marry me by sundown, the curse spreads to you and your family.
18:11So, you know, actually, I was saving you.
18:17Oh my god, Rachel.
18:19What?
18:20What do you mean, what?
18:23Why are you acting shocked?
18:46I don't want to say it, but you owe me $50 each.
18:49Oh my gosh. You guys made a bet?
18:52Yeah. After the rehearsal dinner, it seemed like a safe bet.
18:55Come on, pass it over.
18:56Technically, the bet was about her calling her one.
18:57Yeah, they might still work it out.
18:59You too.
18:59You too?
19:00What? I like money.
19:02You lost the bet.
19:06So, it's actually encrusted with rhinestones, not diamonds, but the back is custom.
19:10Please don't touch. It's fragile.
19:19What the fuck was he thinking?
19:21I don't know.
19:23And she didn't drink, though.
19:24I don't know.
19:36What I'm saying is that from my perspective, you've been extra on edge since we got here.
19:43And then you told me something bad was going to happen.
19:47And then you started talking about curses.
19:49So, can't you see why it made sense, to me, that you'd be into the idea of us not getting
19:56married?
19:58Like, all of that stuff coming up before our wedding, it had to be caused in part by, like, the
20:04pressure or something.
20:05Sorry, Nikki, stop.
20:07What?
20:09Do you not believe in the curse?
20:11Marriage is the curse. I'm absolving us from that.
20:14Oh my god. No, Nikki.
20:17The curse is the curse.
20:18The absolution was us getting married.
20:21Do you think that I, like, made this up?
20:23I don't think you made it up. I just...
20:25What?
20:26Tell me what it is. What?
20:29What is it? Like, a fear of commitment or a stress?
20:32No, I... I just...
20:35What?
20:35I think both of us have been cursed in our own ways by, like, the systems that raised us.
20:44Oh my god.
20:45And by not getting married, we are fixing that.
20:47So when I say that I will die if you and I are not soulmates, you don't believe me?
20:54No, thank Rachel.
20:56What?
20:58You don't think what?
21:04Yeah, I don't think that would happen.
21:09You literally just told me you believe me. You literally just told me you believe me right before I walked
21:13down the aisle.
21:14This is crazy. This is crazy.
21:16Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
21:18I can't fucking believe it. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. I didn't mean for it to get like this.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22I put my confidence in us because I thought that you saw me.
21:26I thought that we saw each other.
21:28Can we just go back to like...
21:29Can we just go back to like four hours ago, please?
21:51He's...
21:52Bright side or grooms?
21:55Groom.
21:55I knew it. Are you married?
21:58Uh, yeah.
21:59To each other?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Do you believe she's your soulmate?
22:05Uh, yeah, for sure.
22:08For sure.
22:09Sorry, um, we're just gonna go back to our table.
22:13What happens at a wedding reception where there's no bride or groom?
22:15What is that, like a setup for one of your bad jokes?
22:18No, honey, it's a genuine question.
22:20Please, please.
22:21No!
22:22No!
22:25I don't know what you want me to do!
22:27You don't let me think independently of you.
22:30You don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective.
22:33I can't change what I believe in.
22:36But you can't believe me!
22:38Okay, that's different, Rachel.
22:40That's different, okay?
22:42I don't believe in, like, supernatural shit or, like, cosmic retribution or curses.
22:48Well, I don't believe in fucking aliens,
22:50but if you told me there was certainty that you saw a fucking alien,
22:53I would believe you, Nikki.
22:56I'm sorry, Rachel.
22:58I don't, I, you don't, you knew this about me, okay?
23:01This isn't, like, new information.
23:02Shut up.
23:02What you do, what you do, Nikki,
23:05when you love someone is you believe the person that you love.
23:08That's what trust is.
23:10So when you told me that you believed me,
23:13I believed you.
23:14Instead of looking at a catalog of all the things you've said in the past
23:17because I am fucking seeing you in the moment, in every moment,
23:20I am looking at you and you just,
23:22you don't fucking do that for me.
23:25You don't.
23:26You just, you chose a version of me a long time ago
23:30and that's all I am.
23:32And then you get, you get frustrated when I'm not hip
23:38because then you don't know who to be.
23:39And you know what?
23:40It's bad, Nikki.
23:41It's a bad fucking quality
23:42because you have made it impossible,
23:46impossible for me to exist.
23:58I like a jacket.
24:00Yeah, thanks.
24:02Can I have it?
24:083.45.
24:10I'm getting them.
24:25What the fuck is going on in there?
24:32Fuckers.
24:35I lost the door.
24:39Let me in.
24:40Rachel, the sun sets at 4.44.
24:42That's less than an hour.
24:43What the hell are you doing?
24:44I need a minute.
24:45You're running out of minutes.
24:46I'm getting the master key, dickheads.
25:05Come on, come on, come on.
25:10Come on.
25:14Come on.
25:15If you weren't cursed,
25:17would you still have said yes?
25:18Oh my God, that's irrelevant.
25:20It's like asking me,
25:22oh, do you think you'd be right-handed
25:24if you had no fucking arms?
25:28Well, I still want an answer.
25:33You have nothing to say.
25:35You know what, Nikki?
25:36But actually, you were just babied by your mother
25:38and sheltered from the entire fucking world.
25:40So you know nothing about the real world, Nikki.
25:43Nothing.
25:47An evil person.
25:48I think your brain should be studied.
25:50God, that was like two fucking years ago, Nikki.
25:53Okay, well, I would never disappear on you
25:54for a fucking week.
25:58Yeah, I think that you're a romantic.
26:00I think that you're a romantic.
26:01I think that you're a romantic.
26:03Oh, shit, do I love it.
26:05I love it.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:33I knew you would ruin the wedding, Rachel.
26:34I didn't, Portia.
26:35I know that this has been a tough week,
26:38but whatever problems you two are having,
26:40I promise you will be able to work it out, okay?
26:44But now is not the time.
26:46Just let them do what they need to do.
26:47Nope, not right now.
26:48They have to get married, Dad.
26:49They have to.
26:50What happened out there, man?
26:51I don't need this.
26:52I don't need this right now.
26:53None of us need this right now.
26:55Grow up and get married, man.
26:56What the hell are you doing?
26:57What am I doing?
26:58Hey.
26:58You didn't drink it?
27:00No, I put my faith in him.
27:03Why would you do that?
27:04Because I was 98%.
27:05I'm sorry, drink what?
27:06What the fuck are you doing?
27:07Look at her.
27:08Marry her.
27:08Who cares about your brand new life philosophy?
27:10Marry her or we're all fucked.
27:12And drink what?
27:13No.
27:13Oh, shut up, Portia.
27:14You have to get married.
27:16Oh, what, because of the curse?
27:16Yes.
27:18He doesn't believe in it.
27:19Oh, it's real.
27:20And if you don't marry her,
27:21it spreads to our family.
27:23That means Jude's going to have it too, right?
27:24Wait, what do you mean?
27:25All of us?
27:26Yes.
27:26I don't understand.
27:27All right, everybody just calm down.
27:36So you're all right?
27:38Hey.
27:39You didn't mean what you said out there, did you?
27:56I was just trying to do the right thing.
27:58You have five minutes to do that.
27:59Jude.
28:00Shh.
28:01Okay, come on.
28:02Let's go.
28:04Dad, get ready to say your thing.
28:07Let's go get that witness guy.
28:09Why not even be moving?
28:10Come on.
28:12Rachel, come on.
28:13Rachel, come on.
28:14Okay, let's just go out there
28:16and finish the ceremony.
28:18You know?
28:19You have no reason to be embarrassed.
28:22No one's mad.
28:26Sweetheart, look at me.
28:30Everything's going to be okay.
28:34Come on.
28:47I'm so sorry.
28:49Hey.
28:52Should we try again?
28:55You want to go back out there and try again?
28:57What do you say?
28:57What do you say?
28:59Rachel, should we...
29:04What do you say?
29:06What do you...
29:12No.
29:15No, Nikki.
29:17I'm not going to marry you.
29:29I'm not going to marry you.
29:34Never.
29:35When the ocean's dry and say
29:39When I can hold the world in the form of one hand
29:42When we can take a walk to the moon
29:46When I can blaze the world and its people in some room
29:50I could never...
29:51What are you doing?
29:52I'm not going to fucking die for him.
29:53You're not going to die.
29:54You're setting your vows.
29:55You believe the words.
29:55You sold me.
29:56Well, I don't.
29:56I don't.
29:57Hold on.
29:57Please, turn this one thing for me.
29:58This one thing?
29:59Please.
29:59This one thing?
30:00Nikki, I did all of this for you.
30:03I did all of this for you.
30:05I said yes to the proposal for you.
30:06I said yes up there because I believed in you.
30:08But I'm done.
30:09I'm done.
30:10Okay?
30:10I'm not going to betray myself for you anymore.
30:12I deserve a second chance.
30:14I deserve a second chance.
30:16Rachel, please.
30:17Come on.
30:17Miss, please.
30:18All you had to do was believe me, Nikki.
30:22Fuck.
30:22It's 4.45.
30:25It's 4.45.
30:27I deserve a second chance.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:17Oh, my God.
31:18Oh, my God.
31:50Oh, my God.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:57Oh, my God.
33:40Oh, my God.
33:55Oh, my God.
33:57What did we do?
33:59What did we do?
34:00I'm not giving you this.
34:02Can I hear you?
34:05Shut up.
34:06Can I hear you?
34:09I can't go.
34:13You're okay. You're okay. Just sit by here.
34:21Come on.
34:22Come on!
34:22Oh my school!
34:26Don't take it.
34:28No!
34:31Please!
34:33Please!
34:35Please!
34:37Please!
34:38Mm-hmm.
34:58what the hell is happening to your family
35:04hey you this is what you meant why did you fucking tell me this would happen i warned you
35:10i told you it was spread to his bloodline
35:38i knew that bitch was satanic from the second we saw her no one listens to me
35:42no no no no no no no no no no no what's happening
35:47oh
35:48oh
35:48oh
35:48oh
35:49oh
35:49Oh, no, no, no.
36:16Lock the door and don't let anyone in but me and Nellie.
36:20Got it?
36:24Keep the TV on loud.
36:33I love you and I won't let anything happen to you.
36:38I'll be right back, I promise.
36:40We got an absolute bloodbath to see how it's taking you.
36:54Okay listen, this fucking curse spread to our bloodline.
36:57That's gonna happen to me.
36:58Not if you think you're Vegas husbands, you're so me.
37:00You got married?
37:03Mom, I'm so sorry it was a mistake.
37:05I never should have done it.
37:11This isn't happening.
37:12This isn't happening.
37:13It is happening and it's your fault you stupid shit.
37:16All you had to do was marry her.
37:18This all happened because you didn't marry her.
37:21I think there's something we can do to stop it.
37:25Guys, what do we do?
37:26What do we do?
37:26Sweetie, we're getting help.
37:28I'm really sorry it was a mistake.
37:28I never should have done it.
37:29Why didn't you sign the divorce papers?
37:31I don't know.
37:31I don't know what my life looks like without you.
37:33Fucking God!
37:34Am I bleeding?
37:35Not yet.
38:18Rachel!
38:19Rachel!
38:20Rachel!
38:20Rachel!
38:21I'm sorry.
38:22I'm so sorry.
38:23I totally fucked up.
38:24And I'm so, so sorry.
38:25I believe you're my soul mate.
38:27And I'm yours.
38:28I'm your soul mates.
38:35You believe me now?
38:38I do.
38:41I do.
38:43I promise.
38:44I promise.
38:46I promise.
38:46I promise.
38:46I'll always believe you from now on.
38:48I promise.
38:49I promise.
38:51No, Nicky, I promise.
38:51I promise.
38:52By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
38:56You may now kiss the bride.
39:01Rachel, Rachel, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, you
39:08think he can't sign that, he can't sign that.
39:10You already said your vows.
39:12I wanted to complete the ceremony.
39:14Hurry up, please.
39:15No, but the curse already spread, so this is not going to stop it, right?
39:18It won't stop it.
39:19Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, we, we, we, we, look at me.
39:23We both have the fucking curse, but getting married is only going to kill us.
39:28Not if we're soulmates.
39:30We're not.
39:31I still think you're mine.
39:42We had to try to save everyone.
39:45My son has it.
39:47I'm sorry.
39:47I'm sorry, Rachel.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:54We're still soulmates, right?
40:04I'm so sorry.
40:07I'm sorry, Rachel.
40:10Rachel.
40:15Get it.
40:20No.
40:21No, Rachel.
40:23No.
40:23Rachel, wait, wait.
40:24What?
40:26You said it would work.
40:28Why didn't it work?
40:29It was too late.
40:30I'm sorry.
40:33No.
40:42No.
40:45No.
40:48No.
40:50No.
40:52No.
40:53No.
40:55No.
40:58No.
40:59No.
41:00No.
41:00No.
41:01No.
41:01No.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:34It's okay. It's okay.
42:37It's okay.
42:37It's okay. It's okay.
42:39Shh.
42:40Shh.
42:44Oh, girl.
43:31You might be lucky.
43:31Okay, please feel free contact with this.
43:31Thanks for having me up here.twar자를анныйチーズ
43:31I'll be happy to see you
43:31next time. I'll be hyper Boil santa.
43:32Let it go, tv partner. It's
43:33okay. It's okay.
44:37For me?
44:41Finally, you've come for me.
45:43I don't know.
46:13I don't know.
46:57I don't know.
47:08I don't know.
47:16I don't know.
47:48I don't know.
48:14I don't know.
48:15I don't know.
48:30I don't know.
48:31I don't know.
48:39I don't know.
49:04Do you know where my lighter is?
49:23I don't know.
49:27It's okay.
49:29It's okay.
49:32Jude.
49:49I'm so sorry that this happened to you, okay?
49:54But remember that it did happen, but remember that it did happen, so don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
50:05You're going to be okay.
50:08You're going to be okay.
50:09You have to be really, really, really, really, really careful who you choose to marry.
50:18Okay?
50:19But don't worry.
50:20Okay?
50:34Okay.
50:37I'll see you later.
51:01I'll see you later.
51:06I'm going to be okay.
51:06I'm going to be right.
51:06I'm going to be right.
51:08Yeah.
51:33I'm going to be right.
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