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00:00:04Today's the day for you.
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:02Shoot.
00:01:04Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:15Since, like, 10th grade.
00:01:17When you won that district contest.
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure.
00:01:32For real?
00:01:39Come here, babe.
00:01:39Here we go.
00:01:42Here we go.
00:01:51Surprise, nerd!
00:01:55Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Yo!
00:02:02Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04Yo!
00:02:06Oh, my God.
00:02:07I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:09Watch out.
00:02:10Beau Clement.
00:02:12Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:28This is...
00:02:30This is...
00:02:48This is...
00:02:51This is...
00:02:55Capital A for A-hole.
00:02:59Beau Clement made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:02Me.
00:03:03My life.
00:03:04At the Devil's playground.
00:03:07I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Beau.
00:03:14Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:20When you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29Related!
00:03:31Related!
00:03:32Related!
00:03:32Related that right now!
00:03:35Help me.
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39No!
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it!
00:04:16I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:04:51Help!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops!
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:26Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:43That was a prescription!
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:55she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:03Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:19finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Stripper.
00:06:41No!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:48No!
00:06:48No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:14No!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go!
00:07:25Go!
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:32Oh!
00:07:33My nose!
00:07:35No!
00:07:35No!
00:07:36No!
00:07:36No!
00:07:42No!
00:07:48No!
00:07:50No!
00:07:50Oh!
00:07:51Look at you!
00:08:17Great!
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut!
00:08:21What?
00:08:22When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:44When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever!
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made that?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:32You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:35It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Cause it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:42You're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me...
00:09:57Your fucking phone.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:39Big man Bo Clement.
00:11:08It's...
00:11:08Huh!
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:10Come on.
00:12:12Come on.
00:12:12Come on.
00:12:14Come on.
00:12:15Come on.
00:12:17Come on.
00:12:17Shit.
00:12:19Fuck.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24Oh, god.
00:12:26Come on.
00:12:27Come on.
00:12:28Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:37I'm sorry.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you- I felt you wa- I was- I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You- you consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:36You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:58I was- I was just gonna-
00:14:06I was just gonna try to-
00:14:07I was just gonna-
00:14:07I was just gonna-
00:14:08I was just gonna do it.
00:14:08Whoa. What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:12Yeah. I'd rather drown a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:15You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:28Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:50Morning!
00:14:53Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:08So much for a miss, I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:35I'm not you.
00:15:39I'm not you.
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you going to do?
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth, I thought you'd consent.
00:17:08How's that for a deal?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:26Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:31How's that for a change?
00:17:35Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or don't.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:49For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favorite.
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:54What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:00Oh, my God.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:07Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:49You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:33Deal again.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:42Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:04I'm so in love with you.
00:21:17I'm so in love with you.
00:21:18I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44I'm so in love with you.
00:21:48I'm so in love with you.
00:22:13I'm so in love with you.
00:22:37I'm so in love with you.
00:22:45I'm so in love with you.
00:22:47I'm so in love with you.
00:22:48I'm so in love with you.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:08Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face a chase at the eldritch function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31The makeover starts now.
00:23:34Ah!
00:23:35Come was.
00:23:37prac at work.
00:23:46Wait, what?!
00:23:49Once theONY depressed or disagreeed.
00:23:52Let's come.
00:23:52Sorry, it's newspaperΓΊ.
00:23:55Oh, it didn't know where she can go.
00:23:56I think we're a bit dumb like a lot.
00:23:58Nowβ¦.
00:24:02What's the uni demain then?
00:24:03The oregano.
00:24:03Okay, why here?
00:24:09is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:19is this one of those moments
00:24:27no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately
00:24:31cliches no miracles her eyes really are stunning
00:25:07well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:22here yeah
00:25:27the outage thing you're going to right
00:25:33please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:38it's short
00:25:39yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:44go go go go
00:25:54bro you still there
00:26:10well i'll be there
00:26:29bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:32yeah still do
00:26:57shit can't say hey pretty
00:27:02whoa
00:27:04is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:09shut the front door
00:27:10no effing way
00:27:16breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:20please don't trip
00:27:23hey you made it you look unbelievable you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face
00:27:36the suit suit the teeth all of it good good job good job
00:27:42relax phoebes you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:46phoebes oh now i sound like a cool kid i wish it were as easy as a quiz so no
00:27:52one would drown in my cringe
00:27:53but then you know i'd resuscitate you but then you know i'd resuscitate you because that's the perks of being
00:27:58a swim team captain i'm life saving certified
00:28:11oh my god beau i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level i find you
00:28:18just the same
00:28:27what's the actual fuck
00:28:36well well
00:28:38saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:42good job
00:28:45i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:48i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:50max stop
00:28:51it's okay chase
00:28:53leave me alone max
00:28:54don't popular girls like you have better things to do
00:28:57why are you wasting your energy and little old meat
00:29:01do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:04like i did before
00:29:20you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:23i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:26you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what a duck
00:29:31is that the best you can do
00:29:33i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:35oh bird
00:29:36did you just knock it off max
00:29:38shut the fuck up chase
00:29:41tell me phillips
00:29:42when this is over and the lights come back on
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:50you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:54and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:58oh shit
00:30:02i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:06the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:10you're right
00:30:12i do need a reminder
00:30:15i do need a reminder
00:30:17and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:22enlighten me
00:30:23please
00:30:24you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:27how cliche max
00:30:28what you think you're regina george or something
00:30:30more plastic
00:30:31much less iconic
00:30:34and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:38eldridge winter function serving me girls
00:30:40get her ass
00:30:43maybe
00:30:45after you're hit with these hands
00:30:48but it's okay
00:30:49you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:51here's some charity
00:30:53go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:30:58seriously
00:30:59yeah
00:31:00i'm a nerd
00:31:01i love chemistry
00:31:03and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:11wishful thinking
00:31:13pathetic
00:31:14i know
00:31:15but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:20wow
00:31:22who will call selling her feed pics at 28
00:31:25her career eventually
00:31:27holy shit
00:31:31okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:33okay are you done
00:31:34okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:37and leave her alone
00:31:38for once
00:31:40oh god
00:31:40i'm gonna pass out
00:31:42in front of everyone
00:31:43on the best night of my life
00:31:47this isn't over
00:31:50have a good night
00:31:56i came here to impress a boy
00:31:58but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:14okay so like i said
00:32:15if someone sees us
00:32:17code word
00:32:18oh jeez
00:32:21oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:23max isn't used to be
00:32:24nuclear
00:32:25i think bum for the
00:32:27i'll go verge
00:32:31okay okay
00:32:33perfect
00:32:35now
00:32:36let it set for now
00:32:41oh great
00:32:43it's a niche tourism
00:32:52man
00:32:53you know mr eldridge is so generous
00:32:57hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year
00:33:00you know st vincent is lucky
00:33:02to have his name on our school board
00:33:04and mrs eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research
00:33:09kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight
00:33:20ooh
00:33:23you want some
00:33:24and a toast
00:33:26for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:33slow
00:33:36slow
00:33:37yeah
00:33:38sure
00:33:39courage
00:33:42love courage
00:33:43love courage
00:33:45you can do this baby
00:33:46don't be lame
00:33:47it's just like kool-aid
00:33:49there you go
00:33:57whoa
00:33:58whoa
00:33:59easy
00:34:00you okay phoebs
00:34:02is this legal
00:34:05not exactly
00:34:15you come with me
00:34:17how you want clement
00:34:18move
00:34:20or you can find out
00:34:22stop it both of you
00:34:23this is a ball
00:34:24not a boxing ring
00:34:35no no no no no no no no shit
00:34:37my dress
00:34:39are you fucking kidding me
00:34:44that's the van buddy
00:34:45not funny
00:34:48definitely
00:34:49you happy now
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:00I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey.
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32The idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41So stupid.
00:35:43God.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee!
00:36:10Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What...
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:38Didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43I was here first.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:15I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:32Oh, really?
00:38:02You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:10Oh, really?
00:38:13Oh, really?
00:38:15Oh, really?
00:38:19I'll be right back.
00:38:25I'll be right back.
00:38:26Oh, really?
00:38:27Oh, really?
00:38:27Oh, really?
00:38:27I dare you to touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit, even for payback.
00:38:33Oh.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit
00:39:00I'm no chicken shit
00:39:03Now go on
00:39:04Try me
00:39:16Follow me, I've got something special planned
00:39:23Harry
00:39:24Follow me, I've got something special planned for you
00:39:28That's Mrs. Altridge's voice
00:39:30Come on
00:39:39My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:44We have 20 minutes
00:39:50You're mine now
00:39:56Don't touch me
00:40:03Wow
00:40:04Saw her in the bedroom
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense
00:40:15Yes, baby, right there
00:40:19Are they?
00:40:21Are they seriously?
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Altridge anymore
00:40:42The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:05I beg you
00:41:13You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:22Liar
00:41:24Her
00:41:25Loser
00:41:30You naughty naughty boy
00:41:49No, not Phoebe
00:41:51No, not Phoebe
00:42:03Why not?
00:42:04Hold on
00:42:06Hold on
00:42:07Hold on
00:42:07Hold on
00:42:08What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:14Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:20Do it, Mary
00:42:22Hurry up
00:42:24I'm moving about
00:42:25I'm moving about
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:29Where's your lab grant?
00:42:32Where's your lab grant?
00:42:32Hmm?
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:35Hmm?
00:42:35So grab me
00:42:36And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:39Let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:41Sure
00:42:43Here we go
00:42:51What?
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:55Ma'am?
00:42:56You should let your husband know that these walls are too big
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:43:14Don't
00:43:15Just
00:43:16Just don't, baby
00:43:21Phoebe
00:43:21Hey
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebe
00:43:32Let's go
00:43:32Come here
00:43:33Come on
00:43:45Okay
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking
00:43:49This will go viral
00:43:54In case we see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:55Oh, hell no
00:43:59Oh, hell no
00:44:13Oh my god
00:44:19What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:26This is trashy wee couture, get it off me
00:44:32Fun chemistry fact, the stench, that's ammonia
00:44:37Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss paint
00:44:41Pissing Max
00:44:43Mad stinky Max
00:44:45Mad stinky Max
00:44:46Yes
00:44:53Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:17Hey, Phoebe's, need a ride home?
00:45:20Um, no
00:45:21No
00:45:22No
00:45:22No
00:45:22No
00:45:23No
00:45:23No
00:45:24No
00:45:24No
00:45:28No
00:45:29No
00:45:29No
00:45:38No
00:45:38You know, it's first come first serve
00:45:51I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh, my god.
00:45:56They were waiting for me.
00:45:57That's so sweet.
00:45:58I have no idea what they had.
00:46:01I got the lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold.
00:46:06And then it was a cold shower.
00:46:07And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:09Do we have one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20That was fog, there's a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39They're both going to pay for the hands.
00:46:55Thieves, you look amazing.
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball.
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl, please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32Something cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:54I'll be there.
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:58I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09Forget who I am?
00:48:10I knew you were.
00:48:13Oh!
00:48:19No!
00:48:19You're out.
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:25Or is faster running your mouth?
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49I'll show you.
00:48:59Start!
00:49:19No one's gonna hear it.
00:49:22Phoebe.
00:49:25Choozie.
00:49:31Goodbye.
00:49:35Bye.
00:49:51Whoa!
00:49:53Yo!
00:49:55I want Phoebe.
00:49:57You saw that?
00:49:59Wow Clement.
00:50:01You won.
00:50:02That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:22Good race, good race, man.
00:50:23You crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09Anything they ask for.
00:51:19Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to clean his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:45Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You...
00:51:58You...
00:51:59Are gonna...
00:52:04You...
00:52:06Are gonna...
00:52:12Tutor me.
00:52:16That's it?
00:52:18Why?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:49I'm one of those...
00:52:52All or nothing type of nerds.
00:52:56It's...
00:52:56It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well...
00:52:59I made it a thing.
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry such...
00:53:07from them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:20You...
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little...
00:53:24uh...
00:53:25Chantal.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:32Hm.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore.
00:53:49No clue.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:53So it starts like this.
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:01In a 150 milliliter quantity of the solution, there are how many milliliters that goes to
00:54:07a...
00:54:07Okay.
00:54:08So the answer is...
00:54:24Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:51Date.
00:54:53I need two more.
00:55:07I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:15Okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:22Be careful, girl.
00:55:24I might enjoy the blame.
00:55:33Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:08Now, now, you're a good girl.
00:56:29Oops.
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How old are you at work?
00:56:54Or do you also fight?
00:57:00A bad boy.
00:57:03Licks.
00:57:03Licks.
00:57:05And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:15Once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips.
00:57:22Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:25Yes, you're seated.
00:57:27You're oh, you're kah-
00:57:29What do you think?
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:43Yes, you're the second time.
00:57:44I don't know.
00:58:14I don't know.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:37I don't know.
00:59:51I don't know.
00:59:56I don't know.
00:59:58I don't know.
01:00:09I don't know.
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:00:36I don't know.
01:01:06I don't know.
01:01:06I don't know.
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:37I don't know.
01:01:38I don't know.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:01:40I don't know.
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:43I don't know.
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy revenge day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:16I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My glasses start.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch.
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:37What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman.
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk.
01:02:43I don't know.
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assault.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:52No.
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:06No.
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, gifts.
01:03:19Marronimous sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin more GPAs in the flu.
01:03:58Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And Marcelli is to die for.
01:04:06Whoa!
01:04:10Monica and MC Sci closed.
01:04:12Maggie.
01:04:14Come.
01:04:22How long have you done?
01:04:25No, it's quite certainly.
01:04:29No, it's quite If I die on average.
01:04:32You are just getting lost.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clements, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:32Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's the proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:42What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:53Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:01A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:29Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:50He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03And...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:13She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some soul respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Phone.
01:07:56Phone.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:03Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14John.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want.
01:08:22But leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27What? Stop!
01:08:28I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:34I will call the plea.
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:41You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:45I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:05She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:10But you...
01:09:11God, I hate bullies!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:15From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:24You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:33As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:42And...
01:09:42And no makeover can change that!
01:09:46You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash!
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure my love.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things.
01:10:18And people.
01:10:20And you push them away.
01:10:22Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:43Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babes?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry.
01:11:24They just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I stay here with you?
01:11:32Looks like he can use a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry?
01:11:43You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know?
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:05Now it's your place too.
01:12:08You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You aren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've missed you, Paul.
01:12:31I actually knew it.
01:12:34Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:41Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:48Chase?
01:12:50Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the air.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:18Please!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:43I can't see each other.
01:13:44No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She!
01:13:58Fucking!
01:13:59No!
01:14:05Hey, you okay?
01:14:07Oh, I was so scared.
01:14:09Okay.
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit.
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:36I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:37I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:14:51Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey, Phoebe.
01:15:06You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11In.
01:15:12Out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:15:31Look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau.
01:15:54You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:15:57Just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot.
01:16:06I was too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Ditch school.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight, man.
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:17:06Woo!
01:17:06Woo!
01:17:06You, me with Beau, infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this story.
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:32You got condoms.
01:18:35Yeah.
01:18:37I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:18:48Okay.
01:19:09Wait.
01:19:18Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:21So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:28No rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby. The moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54Oh, my God. You're actually in her room. And she's taking a shower. Oh, my God.
01:20:04Oh, my God.
01:20:16I'm a little nervous.
01:20:16Hang on.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:23Hey.
01:20:24There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:28What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower too.
01:20:32A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:09Stupid.
01:21:11Okay.
01:21:16No!
01:21:31Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi.
01:21:40Surprise.
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself.
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31It's not a surprise.
01:22:32You won't need it.
01:22:33I'm not too sorry.
01:22:33I can't get it.
01:22:34I'm not that bad.
01:22:35idiots like you.
01:22:41Did, uh, Phoebe Phillips
01:22:44not totally
01:22:45not stupidly in love with a horny
01:22:47nerd like you?
01:22:50Phoebe,
01:22:52will you take me?
01:22:54As your first?
01:22:58It could only be
01:22:59you, Bob.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:23Okay.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:47Mmm.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult
01:23:52coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:00A person being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um,
01:24:21my mom took me
01:24:22when I was young
01:24:23to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:26And
01:24:28on the way there
01:24:29I got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:33and
01:24:34I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there
01:24:37my boat drifted
01:24:38too far out
01:24:39in the waves.
01:24:41So,
01:24:41she told me to stay on shore
01:24:43while she'd go and get it.
01:24:45Um,
01:24:47but
01:24:48even after it got dark
01:24:50she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself
01:25:04maybe if I knew how to swim
01:25:06if I
01:25:06if I'd been stronger
01:25:08that she
01:25:08she'd be alive today
01:25:10she wouldn't have died.
01:25:11Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me
01:25:23when we were
01:25:24thrown out the pool
01:25:24when we were
01:25:25I can't believe
01:25:26I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry
01:25:30for calling your names
01:25:31when all you were doing
01:25:31was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You
01:25:45were the best thing
01:25:47that has ever happened
01:25:48to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me
01:25:50and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:56You saved me.
01:26:09All right.
01:26:09What have you?
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12Because I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all
01:26:15have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually
01:26:22assaulted someone
01:26:23here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29Yo, what the hell?
01:26:30I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried
01:26:34to rape a girl
01:26:35last night
01:26:35for a shit.
01:26:36I fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you
01:26:42try to rape a girl
01:26:43last night.
01:26:47All you know
01:26:48is how to solve problems
01:26:49with your fist.
01:26:54Chase Thompson
01:26:55is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:59Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe,
01:27:03what the fuck
01:27:03are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night,
01:27:07Bo Clement was with me
01:27:09in my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me
01:27:13all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honda,
01:27:14don't believe it.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16Who would throw herself
01:27:17at anyone.
01:27:18I mean,
01:27:18fucking look at her.
01:27:23I,
01:27:25Chase Thompson,
01:27:26am not a nice guy.
01:27:28I'm a reason.
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited,
01:27:30Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team.
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three,
01:27:47principal's office,
01:27:48now!
01:27:50You three
01:27:51thought you were slick,
01:27:53slipping laxatives
01:27:55into contraband
01:27:56chocolates.
01:28:03You nearly sent me
01:28:05to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all
01:28:12enjoying this?
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:32Chopped up, ladies.
01:28:40Oh,
01:28:42hallway make-out sessions,
01:28:44free comedy,
01:28:45best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely,
01:28:56and you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:28:59Well,
01:29:00that's all thanks
01:29:01to your great chemistry.
01:29:02Great chemistry.
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