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Vom Unfall Zum GlüCksfall
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted pran queen.
00:00:25Pran queen, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom. Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out? I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck? Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop.
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on, wake up, wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ugh!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:53Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07You entire asshole!
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:18Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:31Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:53That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for?
00:04:12Or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Lad her on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:07Since I'm such a pervert,
00:05:08I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:28I see.
00:05:30Oh my goodness.
00:05:32I see.
00:05:33Stay.
00:05:34Away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:54This is why I hate rich boys. They're all the same. They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:11I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, Mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now. It was my mother's before me and her mother's before her.
00:06:25Wear it and think of me.
00:06:27I will, Mom. I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good. You're home. Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan. You know what I mean?
00:06:57I'd rather die.
00:06:59That's really generous of you. I will get back to you on that.
00:07:11I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great Harvard. Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school, and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:28Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:32I'll be at the back of my school.
00:07:33Black, you can't wait!
00:07:39I'm hungry, but...
00:07:42I'm hungry!
00:07:48Great!
00:07:49I'm hungry!
00:07:51I love your food!
00:07:52They're always a good one!
00:07:53I can't be hungry!
00:07:58How lindsey is eating socially?
00:08:01I can't be hungry, I'm hungry!
00:08:20I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant assholes
00:08:34going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:41morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely
00:08:48it's happening I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:09:02does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend it's not what it looks like
00:09:09really how about how this looks thanks for giving a portion of this by the way it would kill Hamilton
00:09:15if he saw this okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want
00:09:25my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:36yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:44I need somewhere to live
00:09:47my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:09:57never get it
00:10:00wait
00:10:03if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:10deal
00:10:16uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what no I'm not living in your
00:10:22freaking closet this isn't what we agreed to I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:28but I'll be sleeping with your shoes yeah they won't mind I mind look my father total hard-ass
00:10:37there's no way he'd let you stay so he can't know about this take it or leave it who am
00:10:43I kidding
00:10:43beggars can't be choosers all right we have a deal hold up there will be rules oh definitely I
00:10:54know what you spoil rich boys alike one don't talk to me at school we are not friends gladly two
00:11:03keep
00:11:03your hands to yourself three same goes to you no checking on my six-pack or no falling in love
00:11:10with me
00:11:14deal
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:31you have a key to my apartment
00:11:34I'm the landlord this is my property doesn't mean you can just let yourself in are you going to
00:11:40accept my generous offer I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute hey you signed the lease you doubled
00:11:47the rent knowing I couldn't afford it I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51yeah let me go let me go let me go 500 for you come work it off
00:12:02I got me
00:12:04I got me
00:12:19Get off her!
00:12:21Get off her!
00:12:23What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:30You better get out of here, before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:39Hey, come on, let's get you out of here.
00:12:46Whoa, hey, I got you.
00:12:50I'm okay, I just need a moment.
00:12:59I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:02Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:05God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:08You're gross, you know that?
00:13:13Oh man, this mattress is so soft.
00:13:17It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:19You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:21I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:26That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:28Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:29What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:34It was my mother's.
00:13:36So, it's like a family heirloom?
00:13:39Yeah, something like that.
00:13:42Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:47Good night, truce fund.
00:14:01Come on, where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:07It must mean a lot to her.
00:14:19Get in food stamps one time or you can be late.
00:14:24Does it have a handle or?
00:14:38Things are the right trust fund.
00:14:41I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:43Give me your hands.
00:14:45Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:48Just give me your hands.
00:14:54Wait, where was it?
00:14:55How did you find it?
00:14:57What is wrong with me?
00:14:58Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:03You lied to me last night.
00:15:05You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:07That's how she sees me?
00:15:09Yep.
00:15:10That's right.
00:15:12I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:17You're disgusting!
00:15:21Get off me!
00:15:25That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:27Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:29Enjoy being late for class food stamps.
00:15:32Come on.
00:15:32Get out.
00:15:33Shoot.
00:15:36Are you serious?
00:15:37Do you feel serious?
00:15:582,000 words in the Civil War.
00:15:59Guaranteed eight.
00:16:00Nice finding.
00:16:07Hey, keep that back.
00:16:10Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:12You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:16Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:19You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:21Usually a short distraction.
00:16:23Relax, food stamps.
00:16:24I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:27In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:31Oh, my God.
00:16:49Oh, my God.
00:16:54That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:56Oh, my God.
00:17:07Oh, my God.
00:17:09It's Trash-Canistan.
00:17:11Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:14Oh, how precious.
00:17:19Toilet cleaner.
00:17:20How appropriate.
00:17:24No.
00:17:26No, wait.
00:17:27No.
00:17:27Stop, stop.
00:17:28No.
00:17:29Oh, my God.
00:17:32No, no.
00:17:34No, no.
00:17:35No, I only have one uniform.
00:17:39Please.
00:17:41Harper.
00:17:48What was that?
00:17:51No.
00:17:52No, that must be wrong.
00:17:53Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:55Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:57Woo-hoo!
00:18:01Come on.
00:18:10What's going on?
00:18:11Is this some type of game?
00:18:13Seven minutes in heaven.
00:18:14You've never played before?
00:18:15You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:18And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:20Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:25Damn, bro.
00:18:26Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:29I want to see that name.
00:18:31Show it to me now.
00:18:33Might as well get it over with.
00:18:36What's wrong?
00:18:37Too scared to play?
00:18:53Give me that.
00:18:54Yes?
00:18:57Just take it.
00:19:02Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:04Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:07None of your business.
00:19:08Then why pick me?
00:19:10Because you hate me.
00:19:12Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:14You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:15Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:17Straight back at you.
00:19:18This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:22What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:24We need a kiss.
00:19:29Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:30Just two seconds.
00:19:32Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:35And make it look good.
00:19:47This is ridiculous.
00:19:48Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:51Who got the way?
00:19:55Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:16My necklace!
00:20:20Oh!
00:20:21That's my boy!
00:20:23That bitch.
00:20:25I can't let her sew Anderson from me.
00:20:27My hair is cutting you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:29Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:30Let me just...
00:20:31Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:33How could her?
00:20:34Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:36Ow!
00:20:39Lucky girl.
00:20:41Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:43If you know what I mean.
00:20:46Go, Andy!
00:20:48Hold still for a sec.
00:20:49I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:51I need to get out of here now.
00:20:53Just take a deep breath.
00:20:55I can't breathe.
00:20:57Try to think of something else.
00:20:59Anything else.
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:01Why did you really pick me?
00:21:04Why do you care?
00:21:05Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:08So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:11Protect yourself?
00:21:12Please.
00:21:13If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:17Oh!
00:21:18Be real.
00:21:18Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:21I need to get out of here.
00:21:22Okay, hang on.
00:21:23Careful.
00:21:27Ow!
00:21:37What a little whore.
00:21:39I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:44I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:49Not cool, Portia.
00:21:51Anderson?
00:21:55Hurry up.
00:22:11You're home late.
00:22:13You okay?
00:22:14I'm amazing.
00:22:15I love cleaning up after-ish kids.
00:22:18It's my passion in life.
00:22:20I meant because of Portia.
00:22:22But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26She's a bully.
00:22:27That's what bullies do.
00:22:31Why do you care?
00:22:33She's right.
00:22:35Why do I care?
00:22:36I don't.
00:22:38Obviously.
00:22:40But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:44closet.
00:22:44Trust me.
00:22:46No one wants that more than me.
00:22:48Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:58Oh my God.
00:22:59How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:06Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:07I mean, I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:11Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:16I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:19It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:23And she was dying.
00:23:26So, I promise.
00:23:28Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:32Portia, she always wins.
00:23:34Always.
00:23:36I have to try.
00:23:37For my mom.
00:23:41Anderson?
00:23:42Shit, it's my father.
00:23:44You wanted a scene?
00:23:45Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:46Wait, go.
00:23:47Wait, go.
00:23:52Father.
00:23:59What do you want?
00:24:01The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:04Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:06You think the business runs itself?
00:24:08I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:11And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:15Poor Anderson.
00:24:16It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:18I don't need you there.
00:24:19It's cool.
00:24:24What was that?
00:24:25Uh, my phone.
00:24:29Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:30Let's have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:55Hi.
00:24:56Hi. I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner. We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:08You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:11Yes, that's me.
00:25:12I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:17Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:20She's not like that father.
00:25:21My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:26And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:30So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:34Stop it, father.
00:25:36I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:39The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:44Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:48Yes, sir.
00:25:57Look, I'm sorry. He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:02I can't stay here.
00:26:05Where are you gonna go?
00:26:07Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:10He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:14Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:18I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:20I don't want her to go.
00:26:25Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:29Okay, like I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:31Do you?
00:26:35Alright.
00:26:36I'll stay.
00:26:37Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:42Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks full of holes.
00:26:47Can you food stamps?
00:26:49Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:52Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:55Come on, come get it.
00:26:56My shoe!
00:26:57Go!
00:27:15Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:18Let me guess.
00:27:20Scrubbing bubbles?
00:27:21Toilet cleaner?
00:27:22I don't want any trouble.
00:27:23And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:26Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:28Whatever you say.
00:27:30Good!
00:27:32And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:35What?
00:27:36Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:41Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:43Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:47I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:50Well, Toph, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:55Problem solved.
00:27:56How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:58You're the one who started it. I just want to go to class.
00:28:00Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten
00:28:05of you?
00:28:07Newsflash, having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:10Says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:19What?
00:28:21No.
00:28:23On your knees, rag.
00:28:28Stop!
00:28:35Now lick like you love it.
00:28:43Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:46Now lick.
00:28:49Like you love it.
00:28:54Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:29:01Sorry, Porsche. Best fight.
00:29:04Are you okay?
00:29:05No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:08Is it broken?
00:29:10I don't know, looks fine to me.
00:29:12Right, Miles?
00:29:13Straight.
00:29:14Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:16What? No. No, no, no.
00:29:19Have you got blackheads?
00:29:20No, shut up!
00:29:23Babe, you look great.
00:29:24You're always beautiful.
00:29:26Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:31This is your fault!
00:29:35Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:37I owe you one.
00:29:39You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:42It hurts.
00:29:44You're so pretty.
00:29:45Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:02You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:03You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:06How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:13You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:17You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:19I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:21Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:23Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:25Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:31How about, finish our assignment.
00:30:34I want an A.
00:30:35No, A plus.
00:30:37So, make it good, okay?
00:30:41But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45It'll be character building.
00:30:46I hate you so much.
00:30:48Really?
00:30:49I barely think about you.
00:30:50Wait.
00:30:55Before you go...
00:30:57Why did you throw the bull at Portia today?
00:31:06Tell me the truth.
00:31:07It was a clean spike.
00:31:09Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:12It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:15Why'd you save me?
00:31:17Because...
00:31:17I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:20She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:22So I'm beneath her?
00:31:24Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:27Sure.
00:31:28I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:30Portia doesn't run this school.
00:31:32Even though she thinks she does.
00:31:34And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:37Okay, look.
00:31:38In all seriousness...
00:31:40You've got...
00:31:41Dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:44Yes, Edison.
00:31:46It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:48Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:50What do we do?
00:31:51What do we do?
00:31:51Take something quick.
00:31:53Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:56Yeah, yeah.
00:31:56Come on, quick.
00:31:58Get in the bed.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:03Oh my God.
00:32:03What?
00:32:08No.
00:32:11Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:13It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:14And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:17I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:20Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you all wear one.
00:32:26More than one. My nose is... it's really sore.
00:32:30Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:34So...
00:32:36How are you...
00:32:39Really?
00:32:46How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:52Porsche, we talked about this.
00:32:59Are you alright? Is there something wrong?
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:02Nope.
00:33:09What's under here?
00:33:20Nothing.
00:33:21All good. Just, um...
00:33:24It's worth volleyball practice.
00:33:28Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:31Yeah.
00:33:32I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:35Cool.
00:33:36Porsche, let's go.
00:33:43Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:46Thanks for saving me, Anderson. You're the best.
00:33:49Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:54And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed? Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:58Sorry.
00:33:59Thought they changed the sheets.
00:34:00Wait, is that...
00:34:02Oh, my God. Ew.
00:34:04Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:06Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:08And get our assignment done.
00:34:14Hi.
00:34:17Let me go.
00:34:21That's better.
00:34:22Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:26No, never.
00:34:29And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:31Don't change the subject.
00:34:34You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:39So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:50Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:53You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:56Never in my lifetime.
00:34:58Cause I still hate you.
00:34:59Hate you more.
00:35:03No.
00:35:07Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:12Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:16So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:20A hundred percent.
00:35:22Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:26Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:29Shit.
00:35:33Well done, food stamps.
00:35:35You got me.
00:35:40You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:45Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:47I'm not a miracle worker.
00:36:02You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:05How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:07Be you?
00:36:08Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:12Huh?
00:36:12Fam kids are easy.
00:36:14Just feed them.
00:36:24Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:27Just take a selfie with the one of these stars.
00:36:30Uh, hey guys.
00:36:32Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:35Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:40I know.
00:36:45Oh my god, love it.
00:36:46Thanks guys.
00:36:47Oh my god.
00:36:48As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:55Yeah, sorry.
00:36:57No chance.
00:36:58What do you mean?
00:36:58I need their votes to win.
00:37:00Yeah, you're screwed.
00:37:03Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:07So what do you got?
00:37:09Boobs.
00:37:12And I can be popular.
00:37:13And I got boobs.
00:37:15You got any gold medals?
00:37:18No.
00:37:18You got any scholarships?
00:37:20No.
00:37:22But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:27And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament.
00:37:31Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:36On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:38So, who are we playing against?
00:37:42And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:47You're shitting me.
00:37:48I...
00:37:49I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:52That's what she said.
00:37:53It is literally what she said.
00:37:56Yo, Anderson.
00:37:57Looking good, man.
00:37:58Thanks for coming, guys.
00:38:00What's wrong, Portia?
00:38:01Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:06I'll never be scared of something as basic and low rent as you, rag.
00:38:09Let's play, then.
00:38:12Let's go.
00:38:14Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:15Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:20Okay, my potential boulders are here. Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:25You got this, okay?
00:38:38Oh, what a hit!
00:38:40Woo!
00:38:41Eat there, fish!
00:38:46Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:53Hey!
00:38:55Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:58It's cool.
00:38:59We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:39:02At least I have a daddy.
00:39:37So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:40What?
00:39:40I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:42I mean, us.
00:39:44We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:46He's competitive.
00:39:47And I'm hot.
00:39:48There's no way I'm letting the school generator beat me,
00:39:50not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:53Oh, my God!
00:39:54Irvin Lavera!
00:39:55She's cool like that!
00:39:56You're dead!
00:40:08Hey, you okay?
00:40:12Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:14Boo!
00:40:15You suck!
00:40:16Get out of here!
00:40:17Lame!
00:40:18Whatever.
00:40:19What is that?
00:40:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:21Followers are gonna hate this.
00:40:23You got this, okay?
00:40:24Come on.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:41Oh, my God.
00:40:42Is that Portia?
00:40:43Whoa, babe.
00:40:43That was some hit.
00:40:44Are you okay?
00:40:45Oh, my God.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:48Do I look okay?
00:40:50Can you help?
00:40:52Please?
00:41:04Great game.
00:41:05Awesome final serve.
00:41:06My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:09Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:11Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:14Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:15Yeah, do it.
00:41:16We'll vote for you.
00:41:17Yeah, come on.
00:41:17That's like a whole team here.
00:41:19Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:20You're gonna be viral.
00:41:22Wow.
00:41:23This might work after all.
00:41:24And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:30I will kill her.
00:41:32It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:34Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:36I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:37She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:39She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:42Who cares?
00:41:43Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:45And she's changing him.
00:41:48She might not change you, too.
00:41:50Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:54Starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:57Or...
00:41:58Needy?
00:42:00Needy.
00:42:01I was just joking.
00:42:03I didn't mean...
00:42:05Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:06Why is everything changing?
00:42:10Just go.
00:42:13Go!
00:42:14I'm fine.
00:42:18I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:36I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:44Happy Valentine.
00:42:58For you.
00:43:00A.
00:43:01Wait.
00:43:02Did Anderson just give me a valentine?
00:43:13I know.
00:43:15She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:26Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:28It will.
00:43:30That's weird.
00:43:30He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:32So, who's it from?
00:43:34Hey, wait.
00:43:35That's mine.
00:43:36Give it back.
00:43:36How do you know?
00:43:38Hadn't know?
00:43:39Yeah?
00:43:40Who from?
00:43:43Don't even know.
00:43:44But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:53Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:55Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:57Typical trust fund jerk.
00:44:00Always taking whatever you want.
00:44:03Anderson?
00:44:05Oh, what the...
00:44:07Anderson!
00:44:07Anderson!
00:44:08What?
00:44:08Help!
00:44:13Anderson!
00:44:14Help!
00:44:15Help!
00:44:16Shit, it's...
00:44:17It's drugs.
00:44:19That was meant for me.
00:44:21Anderson, wake up.
00:44:22Yep.
00:44:26Reminder, all students please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:30The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:31It is about to commence.
00:44:32Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:35Oh, sorry.
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:37Wake up.
00:44:38Anderson!
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:44:46They don't need you.
00:44:47Briggs.
00:44:49You're heavy.
00:44:52Just fine.
00:44:53Wake up.
00:44:53Wake up!
00:45:02Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:07Please!
00:45:10Oh, my God!
00:45:26Finally.
00:45:45No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:47Yeah, we do.
00:45:48No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:51Shit, what's going on?
00:45:53Why do I feel so drunk?
00:45:55I'll explain later.
00:45:56Okay, we need to go.
00:45:58Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:46:01It's still late.
00:46:03Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry
00:46:07clothes
00:46:07and we need to go.
00:46:10Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:14So, you can do with this and I will do with that.
00:46:20Okay, help me in.
00:46:22Yep, yep, that's it.
00:46:24Good little big boy.
00:46:30Cool.
00:46:38You're not ready, babe.
00:46:41What?
00:46:41Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:49We don't have time for this.
00:46:51You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:54Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:56Please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:58Yep, yep, go, go.
00:46:59Oh, where are we?
00:46:59Oh, you're staying.
00:47:00Ah, ah, nice.
00:47:01Oh, yep.
00:47:04This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:09Confident.
00:47:09Confident.
00:47:10He's here!
00:47:12Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:15A step forward, please.
00:47:18So, this is for your courage.
00:47:20Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:23Congratulations.
00:47:26Mr. Savage.
00:47:30You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:35Thank you, sir.
00:47:41He looks great.
00:47:47What did you do to earn this?
00:47:49Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:54Right here, actually.
00:47:56Wait.
00:47:57You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:48:00It was all over TV.
00:48:01And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:04Dude, what's this problem?
00:48:05What you did was so brave.
00:48:08Thanks.
00:48:09No, seriously.
00:48:10I'm proud of you, trust man.
00:48:12You should wear this every day.
00:48:14And it feels just like I'm falling.
00:48:18Are you serious?
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:20No.
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:29Did we shower together?
00:48:33Why?
00:48:34Don't you remember?
00:48:35Not really.
00:48:37I know you were there.
00:48:39And?
00:48:41And you were wet?
00:48:43I don't know.
00:48:45It's fuzzy.
00:48:47He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:49I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:55I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:57That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:59Nope.
00:49:01That's pretty much it, really.
00:49:03Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:05Why would I do that?
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:09Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:14No, no, no.
00:49:15You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:17I promise.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:20Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:21Got to go find my prong breasts.
00:49:24I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:27Good at taking them off.
00:49:28Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:31Information I did not need to know.
00:49:33I'll see you later.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:39Hey, Harper.
00:49:44What you did today?
00:50:02Is that for prom?
00:50:04Uh, kinda.
00:50:06Yeah.
00:50:06It's cool.
00:50:08Very, very cool.
00:50:09So, it's not?
00:50:10Show me.
00:50:13Seriously?
00:50:14You're not going to show me.
00:50:15It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:17That's for weddings.
00:50:18Come on.
00:50:19I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:28I know, I know.
00:50:29It's a poop emoji.
00:50:32Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:50:35I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:37I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:40Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:43I'll figure it out.
00:50:44Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:46Just go.
00:50:48Go.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:55Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:57No.
00:50:58This is important.
00:50:59I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:51:02Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:10Okay, Mom.
00:51:11Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:13I'll do it all.
00:51:14I'll do it all for you.
00:51:18I'll do it all for you.
00:51:22I'll do it all for you.
00:51:25Mom.
00:51:31Shit.
00:51:34I'm so screwed.
00:51:35I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:43Hey.
00:51:45I need you to do something for me.
00:51:50Note to self.
00:51:52Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:57Correction, Harper.
00:51:59Have parents.
00:52:04Food stamps.
00:52:06You need to come with me.
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:08Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:09I have to make this work.
00:52:10Harper.
00:52:11Trust me.
00:52:13Okay?
00:52:27Don't worry.
00:52:28My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:30It's Taylor Swift coming.
00:52:33It's Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:34T. Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:36The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:39Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:44What?
00:52:44Anderson, no.
00:52:45This is way too much.
00:52:46Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:48Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:52Why not?
00:52:53Because I can't afford it.
00:52:55Okay?
00:52:56I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:53:00I know.
00:53:01Which is why this one's on me.
00:53:03Okay?
00:53:05Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:07Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:10It doesn't matter.
00:53:11Just enjoy it.
00:53:13Okay?
00:53:13Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:16She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:21Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:24But we hate each other.
00:53:26We sure do.
00:53:26You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:28You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:30And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:32Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:35So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:37Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:41You know, like my car.
00:53:48All right, I'll do it.
00:53:51Great.
00:53:51Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:53I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:59Be gentle on me, I'm a makeover virgin.
00:54:03Even better.
00:54:04This will be fun.
00:54:07Okay, sit.
00:54:08Let's go.
00:54:09Color, yes.
00:54:11Black, funeral.
00:54:13Got good at this.
00:54:16Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:18Catch.
00:54:19It's okay, we'll get there.
00:54:20Yes.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:23Sparkle.
00:54:25Ooh, pretty.
00:54:26Go.
00:54:27Come on.
00:54:32No.
00:54:37It's getting close.
00:54:41I am amazing.
00:54:44You really did it this time.
00:54:45Are you ready to go?
00:54:53Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:56She'll accept them.
00:54:58She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:55:03Don't, Hamilton.
00:55:04Need to be with you.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06Tonight's our night.
00:55:08Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:12Shit.
00:55:17Sorry.
00:55:17Got an issue.
00:55:19Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:20Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:23Okay, girl.
00:55:24Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:26Okay.
00:55:39Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:40Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:47Wow.
00:55:48It's like a dream.
00:55:49It's like a dream.
00:56:00Where is Anderson?
00:56:02He should have come running.
00:56:04How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:06Waiting for something?
00:56:09We need to talk.
00:56:11Seriously.
00:56:12Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:14It's not working out.
00:56:15So who is it working out for then?
00:56:17Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:21Am I really doing this?
00:56:24What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:27They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:30Me.
00:56:32Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:34Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:36Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:37Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:54Oh my god.
00:56:56Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:58That dress is fire.
00:57:00She looks so hot.
00:57:04How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:22Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:29Hey, Goodstamps.
00:57:30You look amazing.
00:57:35You don't look half-bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:41Um, may I?
00:57:52Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:54Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:56Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:58:01Appreciating each other.
00:58:02And cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:07Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:11That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:13So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it food stamps?
00:58:19You're joking.
00:58:20I'm not.
00:58:23Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:27Obviously, because of me.
00:58:29I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:34So, how about our food stamps?
00:58:36Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:39I so want to more than anything.
00:58:41But, can I trust this?
00:58:54Okay, put your hands here.
00:59:02Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:13Go home!
00:59:42It's time to announce at Prom King and Queen
00:59:45Portia Leon, a queen for many years
00:59:48Thank you for your service
00:59:50But tonight's new Prom Queen and King
00:59:53Is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage
01:00:05Be cool, Portia
01:00:06What is happening?
01:00:07That crown is mine
01:00:09I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together
01:00:12Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me
01:00:15Because he's my buddy
01:00:16But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:18I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him
01:00:22Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:26This isn't real, this isn't happening
01:00:28It is
01:00:30Don't deal with it
01:00:31Sorry, Portia
01:00:33I gotta go be king
01:00:40Sorry, mate
01:00:50A new king and queen
01:00:56Well done, Flintstones
01:01:03I did it, mom
01:01:05Just like we promised
01:01:08I'm Prom Queen
01:01:09It's true
01:01:11Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson
01:01:15I always thought Anderson was really into her
01:01:19Friends to lovers, right?
01:01:24It's you
01:01:25It's you
01:01:25Portia
01:01:26Congratulations
01:01:28Probably shouldn't say
01:01:29But I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win
01:01:36I don't believe you
01:01:37Makes sense to me
01:01:39And me
01:01:40Hey, Mayas
01:01:41Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:45Sex
01:01:46Lots of
01:01:47There you go
01:01:48If the Mayas know, then
01:01:51Everyone knows
01:01:52I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown
01:01:55I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:58I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:59You're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:02:01There's no way you beat me
01:02:02Not in a million years
01:02:03Portia
01:02:04Has it ever occurred to you
01:02:06That everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:09A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way
01:02:14You know the truth, witch
01:02:16You're nothing
01:02:18You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar
01:02:21You're trash
01:02:23A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes
01:02:27Because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:30Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:32That's right
01:02:33So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:37Now you're getting it
01:02:38And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is
01:02:46Ouch
01:02:48That is a good point
01:02:53Don't worry, Portia
01:02:54Your type is going straight to non-recyclable
01:03:21You okay?
01:03:22I think so
01:03:28What did you just do?
01:03:29You tripped on a hem
01:03:30I mean, I tried to grab her, but
01:03:32Bullshit
01:03:33No, you better get out of here
01:03:35Before I do something I regret
01:03:36What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:39You fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:41I have no idea what you're talking about
01:03:43Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:47I don't know
01:03:49The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road head looks
01:03:51Oh, fuck you
01:03:53What a bunch of lies
01:03:55Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:57Are you okay?
01:03:57It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay
01:04:01You're not okay
01:04:04I got you
01:04:07You okay?
01:04:08I will be
01:04:11Okay, now don't go anywhere
01:04:15I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:18Is it bad?
01:04:19Yeah, it's going to need some strapping
01:04:24Can we talk?
01:04:25If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay
01:04:29I have none
01:04:33I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you
01:04:39That's why I couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:41You went to see Portia?
01:04:43Hamilton
01:04:45Well, her check
01:04:46He kind of saw it coming, poor guy
01:04:49I don't understand, why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:55It's like she's in love with you
01:04:57I don't love her
01:04:59Portia and I, we were never together
01:05:00What you saw that first day of school
01:05:03Was Portia just being a brat?
01:05:05She always wants what she can't have
01:05:07And I'd never do that to Hamilton
01:05:10Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:12Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:15Because I had to be sure
01:05:16Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:19Let's face it
01:05:20You never would have believed me
01:05:21I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:26Maybe I was wrong about that
01:05:29About a lot of things
01:05:37Maybe it's time to make things right
01:05:42Uh, I got you something
01:05:50I thought it would go with your dress
01:05:54Wow, they're so lovely
01:05:58Let me, um, let me put them on
01:06:00No, no, no, you've already been too generous
01:06:03It's easy for me to be generous food stamps
01:06:05I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:16Uh, beautiful
01:06:18They are beautiful
01:06:20Thank you
01:06:21I wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:25How's your ankle?
01:06:27Better
01:06:28We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though
01:06:31Says who?
01:06:35Really?
01:06:35Come on
01:06:40Uh, okay
01:06:42Put your feet
01:06:43On mine
01:06:48Okay
01:06:57Is this real?
01:06:59Is this really happening?
01:07:01I don't think this night could be more perfect
01:07:03I don't think this night can be heard
01:07:05Ohkyou
01:07:13Oh Well
01:07:18What
01:07:26do
01:07:26you think? Well We've
01:07:28got
01:07:29to come Yeah I don't
01:07:29I don't know
01:07:29Uh, but You're
01:07:32not I don't
01:07:33know Why are
01:07:33know Go
01:07:36I'm sorry.
01:07:39You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:17I know they went this way.
01:08:19Ennison has to listen to me.
01:08:20I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:23Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:27he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:29He'll see that.
01:08:32How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:38Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:53If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:56we don't need to hang.
01:08:58What?
01:08:59You're sick of me already?
01:09:02Hey.
01:09:04You're mine.
01:09:06But your dad still hates me.
01:09:09Yep.
01:09:11And you know what?
01:09:13He can go fuck himself.
01:09:14In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:20Come on.
01:09:24Hey.
01:09:26I want to be finished printing.
01:09:29Oh, my God.
01:09:30It looks amazing.
01:09:32This is so good news for us.
01:09:35And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:38You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:40I think she probably slept like eye of Newt in Ernestine's coffee.
01:09:44And eye of penis into his mouth.
01:09:46Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:50This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:10:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:05This can't be happening.
01:10:07No.
01:10:11Give us a smile or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:17You did this?
01:10:19No.
01:10:19You did the crime, remember?
01:10:23Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:24Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:29It's only fair that Ernestine knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:32You're horrible.
01:10:33And you're a thief.
01:10:34So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:38Half of it's missing.
01:10:40What?
01:10:40No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:42You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:43If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:48What the hell is this?
01:10:49This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:56Is this true?
01:10:58You have a police record?
01:11:01That's not true.
01:11:02I would never steal from anyone.
01:11:04Too funny.
01:11:05Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:09We'll feel better.
01:11:18Tell me.
01:11:20There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:26He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:32What?
01:11:33To punish you?
01:11:35He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:39You believe me, don't you?
01:11:41Harper.
01:11:42Don't answer that, son.
01:11:44Father?
01:11:44What are you doing here?
01:11:46What are you doing here?
01:11:47Parshia called me.
01:11:48This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:50I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:54Mr. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone.
01:11:56I promise you.
01:11:57Having your call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:12:03That's not fair.
01:12:05You don't know her.
01:12:07As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:13you expelled.
01:12:14In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:18What?
01:12:20Harper.
01:12:24Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:25Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:29Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:31Exactly.
01:12:32Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:38Harper.
01:12:42Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:47What?
01:12:52Come on, pick up.
01:12:54Please, Harper.
01:12:54Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:12If I could search the world, I'd be happier than I would be happier than I would be happier than
01:13:21I would be happier than I would.
01:13:33Hey.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:35Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:37Dude, look.
01:13:38Harper's run off.
01:13:39I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:42I need you to call her.
01:13:44Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:45Please, ma'am.
01:13:46I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:47This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:50Look, Hamilton.
01:13:51I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:53If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:57You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:58Harper, please.
01:14:01Harper.
01:14:03Hey.
01:14:05Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:07Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:09Apologize to her.
01:14:11Do it now.
01:14:12I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:17I'm sorry about that.
01:14:19It's fine.
01:14:20It doesn't matter.
01:14:21None of it does.
01:14:22It's over now.
01:14:23Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:27Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:30She's right.
01:14:32I don't belong here.
01:14:34People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:39Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:42Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:44Yeah, I guess.
01:14:46With Anderson.
01:14:49Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe with it.
01:14:54Ask her.
01:14:56If she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:15:00Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:09It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:12You wore a man's watch.
01:15:14Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:20And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:26And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:30Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:31Thank you, sir.
01:15:33Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:16:05I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:16:07You worked so hard for this.
01:16:09Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:12It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:14You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:17Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:21Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:28No.
01:16:30Stop.
01:16:33You all will need to see this.
01:16:35You all will need to see this.
01:16:37I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:44He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:47When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:51For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:53What you got over you?
01:16:54Have some dignity.
01:17:00Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:07Oh, my God.
01:17:08You found it.
01:17:09Oh, thank you.
01:17:12Yeah, I found it in your bedside table.
01:17:15Is this true?
01:17:18I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:20She'll never be one of us.
01:17:22Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:24She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:27We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:32Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:38Your accusers say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:42Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:43And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up this.
01:17:49Thank you, Team Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:54Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:58Please don't expel me.
01:17:59My parents will kill me.
01:18:03I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:08Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:10You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:12But you haven't.
01:18:13Not by a long shot.
01:18:16You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:19Yeah.
01:18:19You won't come to realize that.
01:18:21She's not like us.
01:18:22No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:23You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:26You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:28Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:31Four wives, all gone.
01:18:33Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:39Anderson, drop her.
01:18:41If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:45Anderson.
01:18:46You don't mean that.
01:18:47Listen clearly.
01:18:48If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:55I hope he's right about you, Emma.
01:18:58Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:19:01With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:11Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:14I stood up for my girl.
01:19:17So I'm your girl?
01:19:18So I'm your girl?
01:19:20Well, that depends.
01:19:23Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:27I don't know.
01:19:28What's that job entail?
01:19:30It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:34We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:40And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:43I love you, Harper.
01:19:45I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:47Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:50I think I could handle all that.
01:19:54And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:59I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:20:03I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:12I love you, Harper.
01:20:16I love you.
01:20:18I love you.
01:20:28Miss Sullivan.
01:20:31What was this?
01:20:32Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:34They had some for me too.
01:20:36Oh shit.
01:20:37Sorry, Dean.
01:20:43Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:55It's my confirmation.
01:20:56I'm in, I'm definitely in.
01:20:58Oh my God.
01:21:02I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer too.
01:21:08Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:10Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:13I guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:21:16It's perfect.
01:21:17Everything's perfect.
01:21:25Hey, your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:29You know that, right?
01:21:32I do.
01:21:52You know that.
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