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Craving My Brother's Best Friend π π π
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life now?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:08:51friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03Nice look.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut. I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Oh, crap.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Brett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14I hate it.
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got problem with him?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, all right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:16Garrett!
00:17:24That...
00:17:25Oh, yeah.
00:17:28We're fine.
00:17:29Bat Club 5.
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, you're asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:46good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please stop.
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:45Brett.
00:19:47This is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out.
00:20:42Going to a place like this.
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister.
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it, either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop that.
00:23:00Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06I facetimed Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, but, uh...
00:25:16What?
00:25:17Let's go on.
00:25:17We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies, physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53You're up first.
00:25:55You're up first.
00:26:14Mm, whoa.
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28You ain't looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo Allison? Let me help. I'm no hands-on.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. I just need to keep her Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on. You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Mookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine. Let's play.
00:28:26I'm so proud.
00:28:35I'm so proud.
00:28:36I'm so proud.
00:28:42I'm so proud, man.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59Not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:51You okay, Brad?
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:07Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:19You're awfully...
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:34Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Um...
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:56But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it.
00:31:04Okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38How...
00:31:39Oh my gosh.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:48Break a leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah.
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:36:20Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:36:24Oh yeah!
00:36:31Whoooo!
00:36:33Oh oh oh oh oh!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot, I mean damn I'm definitely making my move after the
00:36:50game tonight body in that uniform wow you get lucky tonight stay with you I don't have
00:36:59to see girls like that they always come running to guys like me I'm telling you right now you
00:37:04don't fuck off the only thing that's gonna be chasing is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:44hey oh congrats on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh it's really just
00:37:51another Tuesday for me okay shut up oh
00:37:57you're okay
00:37:57kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss oh
00:38:08my god
00:38:09is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:21kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:26kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:28kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:28kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:31kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:32kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:33kiss kiss kiss
00:38:43No! No! No!
00:38:46No!
00:38:50I'll say you're wrong
00:38:57Wait...
00:38:58What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:05Kiss Kim, me and Brett
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:33This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh shit
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:57Kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would've needed to get a room
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing!
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:30Nothing
00:40:32You're fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:40And I'm warning you
00:40:41You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise
00:40:44Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:50Hey, we need to talk
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:56This is ridiculous
00:40:57This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey, Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:15Do
00:41:16Or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:51Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare, no
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing anything
00:42:07No, no, no, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:17I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes, you are
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options, you and him
00:42:31And I picked wrong
00:42:33And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:42A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, this is getting hot in here
00:43:11You know, biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Allie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's gonna kill me
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36Okay, cool
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you
00:43:40Allie, hey
00:43:41Just get under
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43You have to get down
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:53Run, I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:56You're
00:43:58You're not though
00:44:00Okay, well
00:44:01I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07You got it, so
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:17An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game, everyone does it
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:55Yeah
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay, thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose
00:45:17Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:19Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:28Bye
00:45:29Oh, the alien was gonna die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans, Allie
00:46:05Okay, yeah, whatever
00:46:06I just...
00:46:11Shit
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look!
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45Just finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:51I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:16I made it myself
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:22You don't have to buy it
00:47:22It's ambitious
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You wanna say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Oh, Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:47No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother, so
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38Is his loss
00:49:39My gain
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah, no why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:02Until one of us chickens out
00:50:22Come on
00:50:23Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:40No
00:50:43I can get you
00:50:44Check it out
00:50:4510 bucks said they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck
00:51:02game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're doing
00:51:07you're
00:51:08ruining my night just like I care that I'm ruining your night what do you think Rob would think he
00:51:11knew you were don't care how about you lecture someone who gives a fuck come on okay no more
00:51:15of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit I know let's go play these stupid games I'm
00:51:20playing them because I want to get the fuck away from me
00:51:35oh my god oh my god is she okay
00:52:04look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:10just breathe just try to breathe all right
00:52:28just put me down
00:52:34you know you could have died and Chad I mean my god you have no business being around that guy
00:52:40you let
00:52:40alone being this close to kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total
00:52:44fucking douche bagger right that's not fair what's not fair what's not fair what am I not understand
00:52:51huh what what what don't I understand that I don't know how this works okay I'm sorry I'm figuring it
00:52:56out I don't know how guys work all the time you know that's fantastic I'm so happy that you're able
00:53:01to admit that okay you're not any better than me I'm not any better what did I do how am
00:53:06I not any
00:53:07better what are you talking about you're worse I jumped to the pool I saved your life and now what
00:53:11I'm an asshole how am I worse you're worse because you saved me when I was drowning yeah because you
00:53:18gave me your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me to school when I was late yeah I know I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know I don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing that's it I did no no I fell in love with you I'm in love with
00:53:43you stop stop
00:53:44and you're my brother's best friend I know that I know so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away am I crazy do you not feel anything
00:53:57because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that okay I want you to tell me
00:54:05to stop tell me that you don't want this tell me you want me to get away from you right
00:54:09now
00:54:10I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:19fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you have no idea every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think I met you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:25every night
00:55:27every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that I see
00:55:34every time
00:55:38hey
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:48right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28but what about Ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protective older brother
00:56:36but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you
00:56:47I don't know I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01but it's just for a little
00:57:04until we find the right moment
00:57:08I don't want to be your way
00:57:11be secret Lars
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:46and just sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:49well
00:57:50as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:54my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58oh I know you love my car
00:58:00he grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't
00:58:06read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:15to my breasts
00:58:16gently
00:58:16sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:20that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:24when he says it
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center
00:58:32slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away Allie?
00:58:35fuck
00:58:39fuck
00:58:40fuck
00:58:44oh my god
00:58:44someone's coming
00:58:45um
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey
00:59:08are you okay?
00:59:10you sounded sick
00:59:10do you need help?
00:59:12mind your own business
00:59:13virgin Mary
00:59:13you think just because
00:59:14Brett took a chance on you
00:59:15once you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21save it for someone
00:59:21who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:49that's Allison's
00:59:49uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51if I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention
01:00:23all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible
01:00:33to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise
01:00:35will be forced
01:00:36to contact
01:00:37the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:40well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42who would do
01:00:43anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46but I just saw you
01:00:47throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:48like 10 minutes ago
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and I asked you
01:00:53if you were a
01:00:54look at this
01:00:54this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn Scott
01:01:14sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs
01:01:22to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good
01:01:27that quick
01:01:28without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:34of the squad
01:01:34coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36okay those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater
01:01:40and a liar
01:01:41coach
01:01:42please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way
01:01:48a cow like her
01:01:49could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually
01:01:52my vitamins
01:01:54did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry I should have
01:01:59labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh Miss Russo
01:02:04how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess
01:02:06such extensive knowledge
01:02:08of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried
01:02:15about the integrity
01:02:16of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18everything was legitimate
01:02:19that's enough
01:02:20all I see here
01:02:21are three bullies
01:02:22trying to frame
01:02:23a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24you are stripped
01:02:25of captaincy
01:02:26effective immediately
01:02:27what
01:02:28you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34yeah every count
01:02:35every formation
01:02:36I could step up
01:02:37and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just
01:02:41walk in here
01:02:41and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough Rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:49listen up
01:02:50when it's Allison's turn
01:02:51for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have
01:02:53a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen
01:03:00all the time
01:03:00in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05and say goodbye
01:03:06to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting
01:03:07in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:10every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:15and make sure
01:03:17she falls hard enough
01:03:17she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened
01:03:30back there
01:03:30how did you know
01:03:31that Rita
01:03:31put those vitamins
01:03:32in my purse
01:03:33I uh
01:03:33saw Rita
01:03:34putting something
01:03:34in your bag
01:03:36so I
01:03:37swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up
01:03:41to something
01:03:41you know I heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom
01:03:43like ten minutes before
01:03:44yeah
01:03:45she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:50having
01:03:54bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one
01:03:58so she's the one
01:03:58who interrupted
01:03:58my grand finale
01:04:00Allison
01:04:00do you have any idea
01:04:01how hard it was
01:04:02to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think I'm fat
01:04:08seriously
01:04:08go put that garbage
01:04:09in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say
01:04:11anything like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being serious
01:04:13though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16perfect just who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you on your phone
01:04:24always
01:04:27alright
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform
01:04:30an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita you're up first
01:04:32then Allison
01:04:48great job you guys
01:04:50you killed it
01:05:13hey
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:22I guess that makes me
01:05:24like a backup tree leader
01:05:24or something
01:05:25are you serious
01:05:27Scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt
01:05:29so you could dry hump
01:05:30the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been
01:05:34paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35that would have been
01:05:36the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting
01:05:39thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym
01:05:42and think very carefully
01:05:43about your future
01:05:44on this team
01:05:46oh Brett
01:05:48thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate
01:05:51that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53alright everyone
01:05:54in light of
01:05:55performances
01:05:56and character
01:05:57I am so proud
01:05:59to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:07congratulations
01:06:07captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me
01:06:11just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:16state loses
01:06:1621 to 35
01:06:20Ali
01:06:21look I know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again
01:06:31weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what
01:06:46what's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting
01:06:47for the MVP
01:06:48yo don't play with me
01:06:49bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me
01:06:51for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend
01:06:53more time training
01:06:54on the field
01:06:55so that what happens
01:06:56today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're
01:06:59so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got
01:07:03the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way
01:07:06to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be
01:07:08how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much
01:07:10you suck
01:07:10while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15what more
01:07:16I do
01:07:17you're defending
01:07:19your slut's honor
01:07:19huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey fuck face
01:07:28you keep my sister's name
01:07:29out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach
01:07:38we all saw it
01:07:39Chadwick's gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut
01:07:47okay let's
01:07:48we should take you
01:07:49to the ER okay
01:07:50alright
01:07:52you sure you're on it
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:07:59you could have broken
01:08:00your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was
01:08:02totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody
01:08:04get away with
01:08:04treating you like that
01:08:06shut up
01:08:13you know I could
01:08:14kind of get used to this
01:08:15having uh
01:08:16nurse Allison around
01:08:17take care of me
01:08:18help me out
01:08:20let's go guys
01:08:21304
01:08:21I think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit
01:08:25no that's Ron
01:08:26and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29I wouldn't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:31let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do you want to do
01:08:39let's hide
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Brett you in there
01:08:48yeah I'm just uh
01:08:49washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time
01:08:57I see you
01:08:57all I can think about
01:08:58is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no I got everything
01:09:06I need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off
01:09:23and get your ass out
01:09:23here man
01:09:24hey you know what
01:09:25it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:39I feel what you did
01:09:40I feel what you did
01:09:42it's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46hard to mess
01:09:48Brett you gotta
01:09:48you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food
01:09:50it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:54alright
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alice in physical therapy time
01:10:08if you know what I mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:31aren't you gonna help me
01:10:33no I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick
01:11:00ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12leave it
01:11:14save your applause everyone
01:11:16you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:20she bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23and her dealer
01:11:25look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true
01:11:34you know what
01:11:35I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38okay she's got
01:11:39pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41just ask them yourself
01:11:43oh really
01:11:44let's ask the squad then
01:11:48Brett approached us
01:11:50about a month ago
01:11:51he said he had
01:11:53good stuff
01:11:54but only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57you know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07no more being blackmailed
01:12:09let Allison take
01:12:11the captain position
01:12:13this is insane
01:12:15okay
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18sweetie
01:12:18it's all coming out now
01:12:19I saw her taking pills
01:12:21for practice
01:12:22we trusted you
01:12:23cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:29messes with me
01:12:30open your eyes
01:12:31Brett
01:12:31she's using you
01:12:33for the clout
01:12:34for the status
01:12:35who was she before you slept with her
01:12:37nobody
01:12:38a total bottom feeder
01:12:39you know what
01:12:40you're so full of shit
01:12:41it's unbelievable
01:12:42how'd you get that video huh
01:12:43and what'd you do to it
01:12:44you have nothing to fear
01:12:45if you have nothing to hide
01:12:48listen
01:12:49just
01:12:49please listen to me
01:12:50hey everybody
01:12:51just shut up
01:12:52this is my sister okay
01:12:53she would never do something like this
01:12:56and here come the pretzels
01:12:58all right
01:12:59that's enough
01:12:59that's enough
01:13:01now
01:13:01in light of these
01:13:03significant allegations
01:13:04as well as the
01:13:05evidence that has been presented
01:13:06I have no choice
01:13:09Allison Scott
01:13:10you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain
01:13:12of the cheerleader team
01:13:13furthermore
01:13:14you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18justice for the real athletes
01:13:20hold on
01:13:21hold it
01:13:22if you would please
01:13:23look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy
01:13:28with the right body
01:13:29no more pills
01:13:30no more purging
01:13:31no more blackmail
01:13:32you'd really help us
01:13:33absolutely
01:13:34listen
01:13:35you guys are never gonna have to
01:13:36take any of these
01:13:36take your spells ever again
01:13:37so
01:13:38what's the catch
01:13:39we're gonna make Rita
01:13:40take some of her own medicine
01:13:42this video
01:13:43this is the real conversation
01:13:45not the edited one
01:13:46that Rita just played
01:13:48not for the drugs
01:13:50these are the drugs
01:13:51that I gave the girls
01:13:52they're vitamins
01:13:53you can get these
01:13:54at any pharmacy
01:13:55in the world
01:13:56you wanna check these out
01:13:57principal
01:14:00he's right
01:14:02these are common supplements
01:14:03everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:05who has been forcing
01:14:06her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous
01:14:08weight loss supplements
01:14:09she's been threatening them
01:14:11if they wouldn't comply
01:14:11and she's been shaming them
01:14:13degrading them
01:14:13for the bodies
01:14:14that they have
01:14:15now everybody is different
01:14:16but all bodies
01:14:17are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:19for one reason
01:14:20one reason only
01:14:21because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened the total control
01:14:24that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad
01:14:25and it's horrible
01:14:26because Allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person
01:14:29and she would never do
01:14:30anything like this
01:14:31and she deserves
01:14:32to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true
01:14:36he's lying
01:14:37she's the one
01:14:38who's drugging the team
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:44lock her up
01:14:45you fucking bitch
01:14:46you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:01look at you
01:15:02playing the victim
01:15:03you've been throwing yourself
01:15:05at me for weeks
01:15:06just when I give you a chance
01:15:08you run crying to Harrison
01:15:10nothing but a little
01:15:12shut up dude
01:15:12shut up
01:15:14what are you gonna do
01:15:14about it Harrison
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16you're gonna get exactly
01:15:17what you deserve
01:15:18right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23apparently we've
01:15:24had a number of
01:15:25allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment
01:15:27against you
01:15:28from various female students
01:15:29as of now
01:15:30you are officially suspended
01:15:32from all school activities
01:15:33what?
01:15:34no
01:15:34my father
01:15:35your father
01:15:36may have his name
01:15:37on the library
01:15:38but I assure you
01:15:38his money will not
01:15:40buy you immunity
01:15:41you can take him away
01:15:42party's over
01:15:43let go
01:15:44no
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45this isn't over
01:15:48and as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51on behalf
01:15:52of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to
01:15:55apologize to you
01:15:57for everything
01:15:58that you've had to endure
01:15:59and as of now
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially reinstated
01:16:03as captain
01:16:05you can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated
01:16:07as captain
01:16:09thank you principal
01:16:11alright everyone
01:16:12sorry for the
01:16:13unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed
01:16:15the show
01:16:16but
01:16:17we have a game
01:16:18to get back to
01:16:18so let's cheer on
01:16:19our wolves
01:16:34let's win
01:16:35kick down
01:16:36the state university
01:16:37wins it all
01:16:48Woohooo!
01:16:54KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS BOOHOHOOHOO.'"
01:17:06Hey, Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:36I love you too, quarterback.
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