00:00What are you doing, buddy?
00:02Shut up, I'm Grandpa.
00:06Oh my...
00:07My daddy's the king of our house.
00:10The king?
00:10Yes.
00:11So he makes all the rules.
00:12No, he has to listen to the queen.
00:14The queen? And who is queen?
00:16My mommy.
00:20She decides everything.
00:23Are you pregnant?
00:24What?
00:25I'm a boy.
00:27I can't be pregnant.
00:28I'm copying Dad.
00:33Do you have a boyfriend?
00:35No, the boys are stressful.
00:37Oh, how do you know that?
00:38Look, they're my dad.
00:39I have a dad.
00:47If you spill juice, who do you call?
00:50My dad.
00:51Why?
00:52He cleans quietly.
00:54That might be the best answer I've ever heard.
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