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00:00:05Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:09Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:10If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:13he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:19Got this, baby.
00:00:20You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:22I never could have done this without you.
00:00:24And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:28I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:30It'll just be us.
00:00:33And our son.
00:00:37I love you.
00:00:40Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:45The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:48They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:51Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:52Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:55He's heading to the front court!
00:00:58We have three seconds left.
00:01:00Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:06This is for you, baby.
00:01:11There's the release!
00:01:14No!
00:01:14He missed!
00:01:16Wait a sec.
00:01:17Is that his signature move?
00:01:20The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:25Yeah!
00:01:27Woo!
00:01:29Woo!
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:42Woo!
00:01:52The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again!
00:02:04I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after!
00:02:14Regina!
00:02:16Regina!
00:02:19Regina!
00:02:22No!
00:02:28No!
00:02:30No!
00:02:34No!
00:02:36My son.
00:02:38So we've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning
00:02:43champions.
00:02:44So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:54After the death of the family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:04It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:08Don't give up your son Marcel, you'll regret it forever.
00:03:12This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:16I'm not going to put my son in danger too.
00:03:32Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:38I'll never play again.
00:03:47How could I be so blind?
00:03:51I put basketball before my family.
00:03:53I put them in danger.
00:03:55This is what I deserve.
00:03:57Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:59Does greatness run in the family, who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:03The Sniper.
00:04:04I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:08I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:12So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:15My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:28A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit.
00:04:42I did it.
00:04:43I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:49Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scott, I didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your math skills that broke the record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:13or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:17I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:21No thanks.
00:05:23I quit.
00:05:25Quit?
00:05:25Good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:39then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:04Holy shit.
00:06:05That's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:07Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:09As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30Lead the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:34No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:37Sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:44I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:49Wait.
00:06:51I wanna show you something.
00:06:55Cast your faith.
00:06:56Screen up.
00:06:57D, D.
00:06:58Let's go, Mars.
00:06:59That's a good bastard.
00:07:01Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff team.
00:07:06The earners are gonna sell.
00:07:07They'll rebuild, rebrand,
00:07:10and Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:13We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:17I never thought I'd give myself that.
00:07:20You could.
00:07:21If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:23He'll never respect you,
00:07:25unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:27This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31What's up?
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:34Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:41Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:49But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51I'm only coaching.
00:07:52I'm not playing.
00:07:53I'll never play again.
00:08:08I'll never play again.
00:08:09Alright, listen up.
00:08:11The only reason that sorry for an excused team
00:08:14squeaked into the playoffs
00:08:16is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're gonna...
00:08:20I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:31I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:33What do they call you?
00:08:34Coach combo me up.
00:08:38No, no fucking way.
00:08:40He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:46I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:50Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:54What the hell was Amari thinking?
00:08:56We need a miracle to win this final,
00:08:58not a drive-through drunk.
00:08:59No, what you need is better cuts,
00:09:02set some picks,
00:09:02and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:04You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:07If you could hold on to the ball,
00:09:08what you lack in power,
00:09:09you could make up for in precision.
00:09:11What do you know?
00:09:12The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:19Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:37Lucky shot.
00:09:38Don't let this drunk con fool you.
00:09:40When it comes to actual basketball,
00:09:42he's got nothing on me.
00:09:43What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:47A shooting contest?
00:09:49Three extreme shots.
00:09:51The fastest one to make him wins.
00:09:53If you win, you can stay.
00:09:55But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:58And never come back.
00:10:02I never wanted to play again.
00:10:04Especially not against my own son.
00:10:06But if I have to prove myself to protect him.
00:10:09Deal.
00:10:14Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:18important game?
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:21Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:23He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:24He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:30All right.
00:10:31Three expert level shots.
00:10:33The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:10:36Same sequence, same time.
00:10:40You miss, you go again.
00:10:42No resets, no excuses.
00:10:45Three, two, one.
00:10:49First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:52It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:57How could he make it?
00:10:58Did you see that?
00:11:00Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:02It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:07Even without looking.
00:11:11Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:13Finally, the clutch.
00:11:14The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:17It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:11:21I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:24I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:28There's no way you could...
00:11:29You're gonna use to calling me coach.
00:11:37What?
00:11:47Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:49Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:51What if the lightnings hail Mary?
00:11:53What if the lightnings hail Mary?
00:12:21I'm not gonna do this again.
00:12:21Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:25Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:26You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:30You sure about that?
00:12:32Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good, you wouldn't have become
00:12:35a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:37Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:41And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:42We will win, and it'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:53I can't lose him forever.
00:12:56Son, wait!
00:13:01Okay, I'm sorry, are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:05Who did you steal this from?
00:13:09I didn't steal anything.
00:13:13So you're the lightnings new assistant coach?
00:13:16Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:19Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:21I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:24How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:27It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:30You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:33The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:38Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:13:40We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:43The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:49And you're no sniper.
00:13:50So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:53You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:56Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:13:59Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:01So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:05Ah.
00:14:06Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:10Don't you worry.
00:14:11Wants your greasy dad here?
00:14:12Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:14:14I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:25You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:27The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:30So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:33I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:14:43I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:46I need to look the part.
00:14:54The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:57But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:00they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:04Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:07Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-through?
00:15:27Is that the burger guy?
00:15:29No, but it can't be.
00:15:31They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:15:33There's no way a guy like that can call game-winning plays.
00:15:37Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:39But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:41We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:43It's your show, Coach.
00:15:45Good luck.
00:15:46Only if we played two.
00:15:48This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:51Time to break the curse.
00:15:52All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:01To let him fill you guys.
00:16:03Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:07I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:08Let's win this.
00:16:09Lightning on three.
00:16:10One, two, three.
00:16:11Lightning!
00:16:17Remember this face.
00:16:18I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:38The ball movement, boys.
00:16:46Take it, baby.
00:16:51The shot!
00:16:52Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:16:55It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:16:58Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:02Mars Davis' father?
00:17:03Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:06These losers are humiliating you.
00:17:10Let's go, boys.
00:17:12Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:18Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
00:17:20Wait.
00:17:22No.
00:17:29What do you need to do?
00:17:42Where's the foul ref?
00:17:44Come on!
00:17:45Foul!
00:17:46Come on, man!
00:17:47Where's the foul ref?
00:17:51They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:17:58Foul ref!
00:17:59Come on!
00:18:10Come on!
00:18:11Come on!
00:18:11Come on!
00:18:12Come on!
00:18:12Come on!
00:18:13They're scared.
00:18:13Don't back down.
00:18:14Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:22Stitches on Mars!
00:18:29Focus up!
00:18:30Behind the line!
00:18:37Go!
00:18:47Go!
00:18:47Go!
00:18:48Go!
00:18:48Go!
00:18:49Like all of them!
00:18:50Oh
00:18:50we can kill them!
00:18:52Go!
00:18:52Go to the right!
00:18:53Go!
00:18:54You blind ref!
00:18:56Red!
00:18:57Number 15!
00:18:58Foul!
00:19:02I can't go down. Not like this.
00:19:06This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:09Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:14I told you they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:19:23We're all out of subs. Here's a last chance to win this.
00:19:26We have to forfeit.
00:19:31Wait. You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:35I already drew up a player contract, just in case. Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:42You want me to play?
00:19:44You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:47And between you and me, I want the Lightning to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:19:52You can save us and win it all.
00:19:57There's no way that this out-of-shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:02deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:04It's impossible.
00:20:06Go out there, coach.
00:20:07And I'll knock you down so hard to know you back up.
00:20:12If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:16A team.
00:20:17My career.
00:20:26If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger, too?
00:20:31I'm sorry. I can't get back on the court.
00:20:35I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:37All you ever do is quit.
00:20:40I can't lose my son again.
00:20:49Just team night Lightning has no choice.
00:20:54Wait.
00:20:56Give me a jersey.
00:20:58I'll play.
00:21:00Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:05Wait a minute.
00:21:06Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:08Is he gonna play?
00:21:12Hey, the coach is warming up now.
00:21:17I'm back.
00:21:20The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:23Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:25He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:28Unless he's got the skills to match, the Lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:32They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:35There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:39You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:41I'll come by the restaurant.
00:21:42You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:45That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:21:49What is he doing?
00:21:51He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:21:54What the hell's he doing?
00:21:56That loser's blowing the game.
00:21:58What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:01Is he trying to score?
00:22:02That's impossible.
00:22:04Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:22:21No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:24Who is this guy?
00:22:50What the hell?
00:22:52How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:22:55No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:58Who is this guy?
00:23:00That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:02I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:23:05The Lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:08Back it up, geezer.
00:23:10Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:23:12You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:14Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:16We might have a chance.
00:23:18Give us on over, full court press.
00:23:19Got it.
00:23:23Give it up, old man.
00:23:24It's too late.
00:23:25You sure about that?
00:23:27When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:31When you lose, you and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league,
00:23:35and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:37Flipping burgers.
00:23:39You're on.
00:23:46How are you supposed to win?
00:23:47You can't hold on to the ball.
00:23:48This old man is too good.
00:23:54For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:23:57Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:01If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:08Run down the clock!
00:24:24Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:25With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:29One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:32There's only three seconds left.
00:24:34Can you really do this?
00:24:38Lightning on three.
00:24:41One, two, three.
00:24:42Lightning!
00:24:45This one's for you, son.
00:24:53This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:24:58And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:02He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:25:11He'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:32Let's go.
00:25:33Whatever it takes.
00:25:34You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:39How did he get past you?
00:25:42I don't know.
00:25:44Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:25:48If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:25:51Then triple fucking team him!
00:25:55Triple team won't work on me.
00:26:11Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:26:16That's a foul!
00:26:30See?
00:26:31I told you we'd choke.
00:26:33I don't choke.
00:26:33Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:36Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:38It's the kill shot!
00:26:44I don't choke.
00:26:45Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:48Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:50It's the kill shot!
00:27:15Wow.
00:27:16Wow.
00:27:23Could it be the sniper?
00:27:26The missing god of balls?
00:27:36That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:39No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:27:45Holy stomach!
00:27:47Coach Carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals!
00:27:54This man just made history.
00:27:59That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:03Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:06Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:08I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:14When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-ups, I had no idea you were
00:28:19the legend.
00:28:20All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:23I only played 15 seconds this season. You all won this game.
00:28:26This guy right here, Mars, 59 points!
00:28:34My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:39Good game, guys.
00:28:41We'll take that apology now.
00:28:42I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:28:45Hey, you got the win.
00:28:48All for you, son.
00:28:49We should learn to play like that.
00:28:51It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:28:54I thought the same thing.
00:28:55Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:01Are you him?
00:29:05Are you him?
00:29:10Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:23How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:26Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:28No way.
00:29:30The sniper left the league decades ago, and he's never coming back.
00:29:34Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:29:36Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:41I made sure of that myself.
00:29:45Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:29:51your career in the league is over.
00:29:55You want to threaten me?
00:29:57I'm a champion.
00:29:59The league's best coach.
00:30:04Then prove it.
00:30:06Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:30:12What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:16You got lucky.
00:30:17Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:23We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:27I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:36My god, he did it.
00:30:38Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:42Could it be?
00:30:43No.
00:30:43That guy dropped off the face of the year 20 years ago.
00:30:47Congratulations, Team Landon!
00:30:56Front and center, coach. We wouldn't be here without you.
00:30:58Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:05That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:09Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:12I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:14I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:17What do you say?
00:31:20I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:24What do you think, Morris?
00:31:26Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:29What do you think, Morris?
00:31:31Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:33You hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy,
00:31:39then maybe I'll call you coach.
00:31:41After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever.
00:31:45I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:31:48Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:31:54I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:13All right, everyone. Lightning on three.
00:32:16One, two, three.
00:32:18Not so fast.
00:32:26He assaulted my player.
00:32:28Challenging the call.
00:32:32Assaulted?
00:32:33You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:35You elbowed him in the chest and he collapsed.
00:32:37I should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:39It's a fair play. I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:41Bullshit!
00:32:42You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:32:45So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping, you pushed him.
00:32:51You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:32:56Bitter old fuck.
00:32:59You just won't know real talent when you see it.
00:33:03Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:06You are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:10This team earned their position here.
00:33:13It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:15We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:18You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:20My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:24Not a chance.
00:33:26What would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:31The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:37Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:40Maybe that was a mistake.
00:33:44I mean, clearly he's not here for the team.
00:33:47He's just here for himself.
00:33:49I mean, you took my spot in the game.
00:33:51What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:33:54You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:33:55How can any of us trust you?
00:33:58My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:02Your son's right.
00:34:03I collapsed on court.
00:34:05He's an addict.
00:34:07It feels like he drugged me.
00:34:08You all saw the play.
00:34:09He didn't touch you.
00:34:11He's seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:13You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:15That's fine.
00:34:16But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:24Grats.
00:34:25Grats.
00:34:26On the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:29What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:31You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-through.
00:34:36You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:39Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:42Marcel made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:44Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:34:47Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:34:49Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:34:53If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:34:58Hold up, Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:02We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:04I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:07final
00:35:07square and square.
00:35:09Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:12Let's go.
00:35:15And I don't play dirty.
00:35:17For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:22Don't be so naive.
00:35:23Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:25Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:27I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:29Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:33But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:37Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:39I don't know.
00:35:40He's got mad skills.
00:35:42Has he been high this whole time?
00:35:46Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:35:51Stop.
00:36:00This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:04We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:07It was fair.
00:36:08So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know
00:36:15bald?
00:36:16What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play?
00:36:20Don't take the bait.
00:36:22Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:24Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:26Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:31Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:34That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:36:51The Lightning won fair and square.
00:36:53Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:36:56Who the hell are you?
00:37:00Who the hell are you?
00:37:02That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:03He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:08Isn't that right?
00:37:10You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:15Oh, what's this?
00:37:16Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:19Are these your performance enhancing drugs?
00:37:28I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:32I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:35Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:37You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:42I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:37:46You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:37:50You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:37:56Boss, are you okay?
00:37:58Boss?
00:38:01Boss, allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:13Roderick Gould?
00:38:15Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding, Mr. Commissioner.
00:38:18I'm sorry, I have a concussion.
00:38:20You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:24Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:28You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:30Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:31Look, basketball.
00:38:32It's my life.
00:38:34Please, I will do anything.
00:38:35Save it.
00:38:37Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:40Go.
00:38:48I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:38:50I don't blame you.
00:38:52I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:38:54How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:38:57His face is so familiar.
00:38:59Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:04Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:07You mean head coach.
00:39:11Congratulations, you're going to the finals.
00:39:17You're going to the finals.
00:39:19You're going to the finals.
00:39:24You deserve it, son.
00:39:29Wrong.
00:39:30You could save the team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:33Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:41It means a lot.
00:39:45Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:39:48Yeah?
00:39:50Thank you so much, sir.
00:39:51I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:39:54He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:39:56Would he believe me now?
00:39:58Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:01Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:05Did you train with him or something?
00:40:09I got to meet the press, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:13Excuse me.
00:40:14Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:19Sorry, Zap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:24It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the
00:40:29Scorpions.
00:40:30Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Morris Davis and their wildcard coach,
00:40:35anything could happen.
00:40:36The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:43It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:40:46Where the hell is Mars?
00:40:47We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:40:50And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:40:54We need our star point guard.
00:40:57Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:02You got this team to the final.
00:41:04But if Mars is MIA, they can be humiliated on that court.
00:41:09The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:12We won't let them win.
00:41:14You sure about that?
00:41:18You and your jacked up team of amateurs.
00:41:21No match for us.
00:41:23All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:26But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:29Does he know the game starts to now?
00:41:32Hope he turns up.
00:41:34Otherwise, you may as well forward it.
00:41:46Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:41:48You're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one.
00:41:50Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:41:57Take care of our son.
00:42:01I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:05Game starts in an hour.
00:42:06You can't leave now.
00:42:07Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop.
00:42:09You figure it out.
00:42:09I have to find him.
00:42:11Let him go.
00:42:12It's his son.
00:42:16He'll come back.
00:42:29Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:31What the fuck, man?
00:42:33Let me go!
00:42:34Well, I can't do that.
00:42:36You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:38Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:41I want to see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:42:44What do you think?
00:42:49Wow!
00:42:53You actually showed up.
00:42:55You picked your son over your own career.
00:42:58My father of the year!
00:43:01Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:03You're damn right they are!
00:43:04I was born to be a winner.
00:43:07A winner!
00:43:09They have money and power and respect.
00:43:13I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:18it from me!
00:43:19Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:43:25You want to talk?
00:43:26There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:28The stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:32And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:43:36So you're gonna throw the game today.
00:43:38I'm gonna be champion.
00:43:40For what?
00:43:42So glad you asked.
00:43:44Or your son is gonna suffer!
00:43:51Fine. We'll throw the game.
00:43:55What?
00:43:57Let me just untie him.
00:43:59You think I'm stupid?
00:44:00I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:03No.
00:44:04I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:06A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:09It says I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:44:18Yadda yadda yadda.
00:44:20Blah blah blah.
00:44:21Sign this, throw the game, and no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:27This motherfucker's scared shitless!
00:44:30Don't sign anything!
00:44:39Your son has no manners.
00:44:42I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:44:48Now you're gonna sign the contract, or I'm gonna break his legs.
00:44:51Don't fucking touch him!
00:44:54Alright, you have five seconds.
00:44:57Or I'm gonna break him.
00:44:58He's bluffing! Don't listen to him!
00:44:59He's bluffing!
00:45:02Four!
00:45:03Don't!
00:45:04Three!
00:45:05You're giving us like this!
00:45:06Two!
00:45:08One!
00:45:11Ah!
00:45:14Five!
00:45:16Four!
00:45:17Don't!
00:45:18Three!
00:45:19You're giving us like this!
00:45:20Two!
00:45:22One!
00:45:25Ah!
00:45:26Dingus!
00:45:27I was not in a fucking contract!
00:45:34It's a good choice.
00:45:36I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:39You shaved your son's legs.
00:45:41And murdered his career.
00:45:44But like I said, father of the year.
00:45:49Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:45:51I'm just gonna need you to admit to what you just did.
00:45:54I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:45:56I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit.
00:45:58I signed the contract.
00:45:59That was the agreement.
00:46:01Nah, I'll splice something together.
00:46:03It's fine.
00:46:04This is blackmail.
00:46:06You won't get away with it.
00:46:10Watch me.
00:46:13Let's go, boys.
00:46:26Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:29What did you want me to do?
00:46:30Let him break your legs?
00:46:31You'd never play ball again.
00:46:32No!
00:46:34I wanted you to fight for me!
00:46:36Our team!
00:46:37You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:40Just like you always do.
00:46:41I gave up my career!
00:46:43For you!
00:46:44Don't you get it?
00:46:46If you go down, I go down with you!
00:46:49I knew I should have set your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:46:54I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:46:57Mars.
00:47:00Mars is right.
00:47:02If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:07The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:47:27But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:29I won't let them win.
00:47:31But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:47:36Marcel, thank god.
00:47:37Are you and Mar-
00:47:38No, we're fine.
00:47:39I need a favor.
00:47:40We're on the street.
00:47:41It's Coach Murray.
00:47:42It's rigging games for Prof.
00:47:46Welcome back to the 2026 UVA Finals.
00:47:52Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:47:59This is the biggest rival in UVA history.
00:48:14No, not until it's Coach Combo Mill.
00:48:16He's in no show.
00:48:18That coward you're really going to throw the game?
00:48:21The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:25Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:38Wait a minute.
00:48:39Coach Combo Mill is here.
00:48:45Coach Combo Mill is back on the court.
00:48:48You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:48:51I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:48:55They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:00You showed up.
00:49:02You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:05Actually, I'm pretty surprised you suited up, because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:11That's what he thinks.
00:49:13What can I say?
00:49:14I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:16Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:49:19This team is already imploding.
00:49:21Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:24Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:49:30Scorpions, let's go.
00:49:37I'm on your side.
00:49:40Don't hold back out there.
00:49:45Don't hold back out there.
00:49:51I'm done listening to you.
00:50:05Son, right here.
00:50:06Mars!
00:50:17Guessing I was going to do your dad.
00:50:24God!
00:50:43Cool Duncan is on fire.
00:50:46The scorpions are dominating.
00:50:48The lightning better step it up.
00:50:54Hey, hey!
00:50:56Fuck!
00:50:56Fuck!
00:50:58Fuck!
00:50:58Get up!
00:50:59Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:00Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:03Just get back on defense.
00:51:19Half time.
00:51:26Half time right now, the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:30Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:33This is embarrassing.
00:51:36I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:39I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:51:43If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:51:50Guys, this game is not over.
00:51:52We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:51:56You're such a hypocrite.
00:51:58You're one to talk ball hog.
00:51:59You're not passing the ball, bro.
00:52:02If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:05That's what you think, huh?
00:52:07All this?
00:52:08It's all his fault.
00:52:12It's all his fault.
00:52:13Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:52:17How is this his fault?
00:52:19You're fucking selfish.
00:52:20Selfish?
00:52:21Get the fuck out of here.
00:52:22It's not him.
00:52:23Dude, I'm not in the squad guy.
00:52:24Enough!
00:52:26It's the finals.
00:52:27If you want to embarrass yourself, go home.
00:52:30You go home.
00:52:32Everyone out.
00:52:40Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:52:43You fucked us.
00:52:44The contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:52:45I'm stringing them along.
00:52:47Robin is handling it.
00:52:49They're not going to win this.
00:52:51You're lying.
00:52:52You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:52:54I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:52:57Bullshit.
00:52:58He'll just let me down again.
00:53:00Morris, listen to me.
00:53:02When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:05And I'm not back for me.
00:53:07I'm back for you.
00:53:09Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:17Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:19The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:23Mars.
00:53:26God damn it.
00:53:32That's your star player.
00:53:35When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:53:39I'll draft him just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:53:44Mars is a goat in the making.
00:53:45He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:53:47Come on, boys.
00:53:48Let's go lightning.
00:53:50Come on.
00:53:55Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:54:03He's so stupid about the game.
00:54:04He's trying to lose.
00:54:05He's so stupid.
00:54:12We can still win this, but you have to trust me.
00:54:16If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:18Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:21Let's go out there and win this with a team.
00:54:28You find me.
00:54:31Let's go, Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ°Ρ team is coming.
00:54:33Okay.
00:54:40Go, go, let's go.
00:55:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:55:42Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:03Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:20Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:28What a comeback.
00:56:30With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:34The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:36Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:39Whoa, hold on.
00:56:40Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:44Is this 2006?
00:56:46All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:56:55If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:56:58The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:02Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:04Show me what you got, coach.
00:57:06Be prepared to lose.
00:57:08It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray put it in a professional game.
00:57:12Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:15Shovel up, boys.
00:57:16We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:18Full-time press.
00:57:19Go, Lightning.
00:57:20You know, Mars could be the goat if he trained with a better coach.
00:57:23Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:24You can't control him.
00:57:26But I can.
00:57:35That's a foul, ref!
00:57:38You okay?
00:57:40When did he get so good?
00:57:42Here, come on.
00:57:45They're neck and neck.
00:57:47Only two minutes left.
00:57:48Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:02Go, go, go!
00:58:04Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:05These losers can't beat us!
00:58:08We win at any cost!
00:58:09You get him!
00:58:13Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:58:15What?
00:58:53Somebody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:58:58Game over.
00:59:00Unbelievable!
00:59:01What a comeback play from the Lightning!
00:59:03They just won the 2006 UBA Championship!
00:59:07Yeah!
00:59:17Yes!
00:59:22Yes!
00:59:23Yes!
00:59:23Yes!
00:59:24You did it!
00:59:26We did it.
00:59:28You're going to regret this.
00:59:29You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:31I don't think so, coach.
00:59:32I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
00:59:36This is far from over.
00:59:39Let's go.
00:59:43Yeah, boys!
00:59:52I knew you'd pull it off, man.
00:59:55No one's going to sell a winning team.
00:59:57Congratulations.
01:00:00If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:04Mars.
01:00:04It'd be Mars.
01:00:05The new faces of Lee.
01:00:10Congratulations, coach.
01:00:11Uh, don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:16And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:25where'd you get this is my dad really this sniper
01:00:39now for the presentation of the larry o'brien championship trophy and the michael jordan mvp
01:00:45here is uva commissioner roderick good evening ladies and gentlemen these finals have showcased
01:00:54the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before
01:00:59but one incredible team prevailed congratulations team lightning you are the 2026 league champions
01:01:13we're not done yet for mvp this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes congratulations
01:01:22mars davis quick reflexes coach you'd love to know what else you could do with those hands
01:01:36maybe i'll show you something
01:01:53thanks for getting me home safe
01:02:01if it isn't obvious i like you marcel
01:02:06you're sure that's for the champagne toffee why don't you come find out
01:02:21close your eyes
01:02:22close your eyes
01:02:52You can open your eyes now.
01:03:09I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:16Show me your full court, Brezcoach.
01:03:32You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:34Now I just need to work on your long game.
01:03:49Wrong time, bro.
01:03:50You better get a new suit.
01:03:52You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:03:56Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:03:59I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:01Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:07I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:04:09They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:13Fine.
01:04:15Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:18Cole too.
01:04:20You sure about that?
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:24I've got a plan.
01:04:32You look happy.
01:04:37And it's about to get even better.
01:04:40I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:04:45Any chance?
01:04:46Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:49She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:52I'd love to.
01:04:53Yeah check it out.
01:05:03Gentlemen.
01:05:10Well, well, well, what do we have here?
01:05:18Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:24These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:29Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:05:36There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:05:45But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:05:50Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses. Recognize me as the UBA's true
01:05:56goat.
01:05:58Cole, it's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:04And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo-Mill for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is, and
01:06:10Glory will be mine.
01:06:22Well, I don't see you.
01:06:24You and Robin?
01:06:27No, no.
01:06:29She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:06:34Damn.
01:06:35I only give out 20 of these.
01:06:37But, you won't be needing that.
01:06:41Because I got this.
01:06:46There's only one of them.
01:07:04I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:09And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:12Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:14My husband is on the board of directors, and even he has to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:20tickets.
01:07:26There's Tyler Murray, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar Cole Duncan.
01:07:31They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:07:36Maybe.
01:07:37I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved for the same.
01:07:49Cheers.
01:07:50Cheers.
01:07:59How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:03I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:06This man is about to be criminally investigated.
01:08:09We're rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:15Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:19Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:23Criminals.
01:08:24We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:29Thanks to me.
01:08:31Congratulations.
01:08:33Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets.
01:08:36Which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:08:39Are you sure about that?
01:08:41We're the best in the fucking game.
01:08:44You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:08:46What do you know?
01:08:49Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:08:53But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:08:57Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:03Actually...
01:09:05I do.
01:09:07I do.
01:09:12Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:15Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:20I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:26Security.
01:09:28This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:32Take a look.
01:09:34Judge for yourself.
01:09:42This ticket's legit.
01:09:47I told you.
01:09:48Robin invited me as her.
01:09:52Ah...
01:09:52Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:09:56What did you, Sid Deucer?
01:09:57Want some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:09:59Not cool, girl.
01:10:00Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:04You are pitiful.
01:10:05Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:08It's quite despicable.
01:10:13No, you're despicable.
01:10:20The American Pronunciation Guide Presents
01:10:24Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:31Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:37A date?
01:10:39Oh no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:10:43I find him incredibly sexy.
01:10:46Can't keep my hands off him.
01:10:49Oh.
01:10:51You know, you could have had a real man.
01:10:53With real money, real power.
01:10:55But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:10:57that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:01It can make sense, coach.
01:11:03Wow. You must have a really big...
01:11:07Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:10couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:12so she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:16It's so sad.
01:11:18You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:24It's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:30Don't touch her again.
01:11:35Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:39He's a total catch.
01:11:41Oh my God, how can the CFO be so stupid?
01:11:44He was working at a drive-thru three months ago!
01:11:46Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:11:49and you see this greasy old man, you're going to give him your number?
01:11:53Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:11:55I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:11:58How does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:01get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:04He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:06Is it?
01:12:07Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:09is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam Omari Gibbs
01:12:13and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:18How did you get the job?
01:12:21How did you get the job?
01:12:28Omari and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:32What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:35No way. That's when I played.
01:12:38And I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:12:40So you're still lying.
01:12:4220 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:12:44when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:12:48Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:12:54No way. That was his wife?
01:12:56I started drinking.
01:12:58I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:01So I walked away from my son
01:13:02because I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:06So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:09That's where I ran into Omari.
01:13:14What? Now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:17I bet he killed his wife.
01:13:19And that's why his son got taken away.
01:13:21And that's how you end up in a drive-through.
01:13:28What the fuck?
01:13:36He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:13:43That's his son! The 2026 MVP!
01:13:46Mars Davis!
01:13:47He is a goat in the making.
01:13:50We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:13:54Grace.
01:13:56I'm sorry. I should have called.
01:14:00Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:07I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:15Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:17You see? This man is dangerous!
01:14:20Alright, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:23Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:25And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:32You can't do that.
01:14:34Yes, he can!
01:14:38You can't do that.
01:14:40Yes, he can!
01:14:43That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:14:50I wouldn't fuck with him. They're done for.
01:14:52Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room, and with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably
01:14:59the guest of honor himself.
01:15:01When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:15:08I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:13You are ruining this prestigious event!
01:15:17Security!
01:15:22Remove this man!
01:15:24Get him out of here, fast food fraud!
01:15:27Ruining everything!
01:15:29You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:15:33Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:35I'm the most powerful man in this room, girly!
01:15:41So you better learn to respect me!
01:15:44Oh!
01:15:48You are hilarious, Benjamin!
01:15:51That's Commissioner Roger Gould!
01:15:53If anybody can set the record straight, it's him!
01:15:55You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:16:00If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:16:04you.
01:16:06Hell!
01:16:09He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:18Hey, Roddy, are you going senile already?
01:16:21No, are you?
01:16:22You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:25You know what, maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement,
01:16:28because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:16:32And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:16:39You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:16:43As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:16:51Fine. Then it's cool.
01:16:53And I taught him everything he knows.
01:16:56And he listens to me, so get ready to bend the fucking knee!
01:16:59Yeah. But you gotta prove you're not useless.
01:17:03Get this old man out of here, and I might take it easy on him.
01:17:06You know, Cole's right. If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:11You're all right. I don't belong here with you.
01:17:16I belong on that stage.
01:17:18Find the podium.
01:17:19The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:25You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:29You think that you're getting inducted?
01:17:31They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:35You sure about that?
01:17:47That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:17:50That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:17:55Holy shit, it's you?
01:17:57Okay.
01:17:58Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:18:01Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:05I can believe it.
01:18:06He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat him like his own.
01:18:11All right, all right. Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:14Check the name.
01:18:17No, it can't be.
01:18:30Tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:18:39Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame,
01:18:46Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:19:05Congratulations.
01:19:07Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper?
01:19:09No way.
01:19:10He conned you, Roddy.
01:19:11Just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:13Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:19Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:22I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
01:19:25I signed that as the agreement.
01:19:27You forced me into it.
01:19:28Eh, good enough.
01:19:29I can splice something together.
01:19:30This is blackmail.
01:19:32You won't get away with it.
01:19:33Obviously, this is a setup.
01:19:35He's trying to frame me.
01:19:36Nice try.
01:19:37But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight, and guess what?
01:19:39He squealed like a pig.
01:19:41That's right, Murray.
01:19:42You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:19:46And that ends now.
01:19:51This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:19:57says he is.
01:19:58I have had just about enough of you.
01:20:01I can prove that Marcel was and is...
01:20:06the sniper.
01:20:14This...
01:20:17This is really you?
01:20:19I wanted to tell you sooner, but...
01:20:21I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:25Fuck this!
01:20:27My guy, I just killed you instead of your useless wife!
01:20:30All of this would be mine!
01:20:31The championships, the glory, the...
01:20:36You?
01:20:37You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:42And you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:42Give me back from me!
01:20:43Or I will kill him for real!
01:20:46You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:50Give me back from me!
01:20:51Or I will kill him for real!
01:20:55No!
01:20:55Dad!
01:21:02No one threatens my son.
01:21:15Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:19Tyler.
01:21:19Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:23Tyler Murray?
01:21:24Cool Duncan?
01:21:25You're under arrest for illegally breaking league games for profit.
01:21:29You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:31You're a cheater?
01:21:32A fucking murderer?
01:21:34I never should have hired you in the first place!
01:21:38From now on, my money's on tonight.
01:21:43Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:21:46And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:21:49It's over, motherfucker.
01:21:51Did you promise you wouldn't say anything?
01:21:52You destroyed my career!
01:21:54I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:21:55You're all gonna regret this!
01:21:57I'm gonna see every single one of you in court!
01:22:02That's what you did for my family!
01:22:20I am blessed to be here.
01:22:23To be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:30But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace.
01:22:34A mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:38But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:22:42You gave me the courage to take my life back and...
01:22:45I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance.
01:22:48I lost my mom.
01:22:50And my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:13So you've got your holo-themed title now?
01:23:15So what do you need me for?
01:23:21You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:25I didn't know what to do.
01:23:27I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:29I had so much pain and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:35I needed you.
01:23:38You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:23:42I know.
01:23:43I abandoned you.
01:23:44My son.
01:23:46And I lived in fear and guilt.
01:23:48And I am sorry.
01:23:50I want to believe him.
01:23:52But after a lifetime of empty promises,
01:23:55I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:23:59These are for you.
01:24:0420 letters.
01:24:06I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:11I never forgot you.
01:24:23I love you.
01:24:26So I'm proud of you.
01:24:31I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:34There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:24:38Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:24:44Mom would want you to be happy.
01:24:48So do I, I guess.
01:24:57I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:06Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:09I'm lucky one.
01:25:12Hey, Mars.
01:25:15You want to get a burger?
01:25:42You want to get a burger?
01:25:44I'm lucky.
01:25:44You want to get one more dude.
01:25:57I can't believe he's a cat.
01:25:58Miss Astor called.
01:25:59She was crying on the phone.
01:26:01Looks like someone messed with the wrong girl.
01:26:04Someone's messing with my daughter.
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