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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45You do!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me. It reflects on the company that
00:02:03your mother and I built with our bare hands. The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho. That means free underwear for life. For life! Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah? Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics. Now, how can I give you that job if
00:02:34you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:42Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:03Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:09Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:32You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential.
00:04:37Okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this.
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Oh, yeah.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:56Did you have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This...
00:06:09No, no. Forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:16I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After our parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:36Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Becky.
00:06:51Come on, Becky.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:46Hey.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:14I mean...
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:42Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:23and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:26but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's just immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Go forward it.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40And I promise,
00:09:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:42for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So,
00:09:46Amelia needs money
00:09:47to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down
00:09:55and prove that you're worthy
00:09:56of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh,
00:10:06make a deal
00:10:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:12No.
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married,
00:10:18that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus,
00:10:24what are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:10:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my
00:10:32tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33It lasts a lot.
00:10:34Look,
00:10:35you have to grow up
00:10:36before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that
00:10:39is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:45See?
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know,
00:10:51my wife and I,
00:10:52we were opposites.
00:10:53We were like pizza
00:10:55and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy
00:10:58when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking
00:11:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two
00:11:05in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable
00:11:16for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister,
00:11:19don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo,
00:11:48it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17You're in my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:23You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to
00:12:46the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Are we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:55Sign in.
00:13:07Sign in.
00:13:10Sign in.
00:13:13Salute.
00:13:15To the new couple.
00:13:17Mmm.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a dog house.
00:13:30Fine.
00:13:31Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo Museum.
00:13:50Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, what was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:37Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?!
00:14:56Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:58Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:15:02I don't like you.
00:15:04You're so reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo...
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Villino?!
00:15:34No!
00:15:35Shh!
00:15:40Socialite Animal House?
00:15:41Like, start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so...
00:15:54toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil?
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:38Ready to go wet, baby?
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:57Huh?
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:26I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Finally.
00:17:30Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34No, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:06Amelia.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:17Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And, um...
00:19:08Don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink it.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:13You better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:29My head's killing me.
00:19:30We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:39Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:02Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:09Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear.
00:20:12I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21Sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I just really hung over.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:54Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:04I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12Right.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50The real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I'd like to.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:18Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:22I was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:52Well...
00:22:53I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah!
00:23:21I mean, uh...
00:23:23Regular, yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:34Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:41From high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools, am I right?
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me? Engaged?
00:23:58No, are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24, I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:17Where? I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28Of course. It's an office.
00:24:30You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, dad.
00:25:00Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
00:25:06Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:17And this is our new palette.
00:25:20It's Matt's collection.
00:25:22He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, dad?
00:25:41What a day, dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:49Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:03Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:38One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:42Heh heh heh heh.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer
00:26:51together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:59It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:27:11The LA Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlina Nam.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:23I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:55So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:06And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:17Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out.
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:03I'm coming out of the Dino Levino family.
00:29:04About the time.
00:29:07I'm coming back.
00:29:12I'm coming back.
00:29:15I'm coming back.
00:29:15Go back.
00:29:15Yeah, I'm coming back.
00:29:18I'm coming back.
00:29:19I'm coming back.
00:29:21I'm coming back.
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Thanks.
00:29:34Um, I...
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:55Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12All right, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:19She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:23If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35All right, poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:57Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:00You still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Jared.
00:31:45Hey, lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg, lover boy.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of them to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03You're beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19The heck.
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:25Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancée.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not, Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:37I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine!
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:39I fucking hate you.
00:37:14I fucking hate you.
00:37:43What are you Hoboken?
00:37:43Where am I?
00:37:45Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Doug Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We got too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:18Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:43The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo.
00:39:07The male gigolo.
00:39:09Is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:39:16And how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:21I knew it.
00:39:24Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39Well, I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and you get
00:39:50the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposites attract.
00:39:56I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here it comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:02Unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:11And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:16About the dog walker?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:39We should talk.
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay, I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21And frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:42:49but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it, too.
00:43:25Amelia, please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:43:30I felt it, too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me, too.
00:43:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:53I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:54I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:56I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:59I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:01I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:01I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:01I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:02I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:16so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:44:32till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:50you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:57i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:45:07why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey royce
00:45:35jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told
00:45:44you
00:45:45about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:45:52that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:58he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:01well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:46:06and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:46:13i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:46:20thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:46:27well we had a connection
00:46:30you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:46:34come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:48the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so
00:46:53maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:55oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:02gucci sure
00:47:03but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her
00:47:09you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:47:12at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm
00:47:14i just texted her it's all set
00:47:16now
00:47:19go get her lover boy
00:47:31so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:47:34you've never played fetch before
00:47:37it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:42that's okay
00:47:43i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:53no
00:47:54i like my work
00:47:56what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun
00:48:01you're right i should work less
00:48:04if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch gucci
00:48:17i've got a big surprise
00:48:19a surprise
00:48:21just wait and see
00:48:31grazie
00:48:31have a good night mr dino bellino
00:48:39what's that
00:48:41special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:51you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:54i thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little chianti into
00:49:06okay
00:49:08this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:49:10what else is in the bag
00:49:12just some imported italian ingredients
00:49:14so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34i feel like i just
00:49:35went to italy even though i've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:39do this i can't cook at all
00:49:41making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:44did you learn in culinary school
00:49:46no my mom taught me
00:49:49tell me about her
00:49:51i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55i don't mean to pray
00:49:58she passed away when i was 11
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:05she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:50:07and
00:50:09she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:50:17i still have all of her recipes
00:50:19here
00:50:21handwritten in italian
00:50:23that's really special
00:50:26i miss her
00:50:29this might sound corny but
00:50:31i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:50:34it's not corny
00:50:37but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:50:39just don't tell tmz
00:50:42what about your parents
00:50:44my parents died in a car accident
00:50:47when i was 13
00:50:49it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:51i'm sorry
00:50:53i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:57i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry your story made me emotional
00:51:03i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:06i'll help you
00:51:06no no it's fine
00:51:08i like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:12because i hate them
00:51:13well then i guess we make a good team
00:51:19is it just the wine
00:51:21or am i really falling for
00:51:23him
00:51:24her
00:51:27you don't want espresso
00:51:29it's not pretty close
00:51:37hey
00:51:39hey
00:51:40do you want an espresso
00:51:41i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:44no thank you
00:51:45you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:54well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:58you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touche
00:52:05there you go
00:52:06okay bye
00:52:08bye
00:52:11love you
00:52:12love you too
00:52:22love you
00:52:24reflex
00:52:24i didn't mean to say that
00:52:26me neither
00:52:27too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:31yeah
00:52:32okay
00:52:33okay
00:52:34uh could that have been any more awkward
00:52:37and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44you
00:52:45look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:49hey little gucci
00:52:51look at this right here
00:52:54let's try
00:52:56oh yeah now here's that
00:52:58here's mine
00:53:00just like that
00:53:02yeah even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:06come to papa
00:53:07yes my boy
00:53:10all right all right so
00:53:18we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:53:22hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:30you like cold play right
00:53:31dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:53:37well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold
00:53:42play huh
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:45we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:53:47what something wrong with Amelia
00:53:50no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:53better than great honestly
00:53:55but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing
00:54:01it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:02i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:05wow i never thought of that
00:54:08you know you have a very good point there
00:54:12i'm very impressed
00:54:15you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:18i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be falling in love
00:54:25love
00:54:28yeah i don't know
00:54:31he's cute
00:54:32all right all right
00:54:34change the deal
00:54:35then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:37and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play
00:54:43no cold play dad
00:54:45no cold play
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:59i know it
00:55:00i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:04and i'm cured
00:55:05what
00:55:07you're cured
00:55:09oh congratulations
00:55:10thank you
00:55:12i wasn't expecting it
00:55:14i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:55:18it only took two sessions
00:55:20i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:55:23maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis
00:55:28we should be celebrating
00:55:30i brought prosecco
00:55:31no yeah
00:55:33no i'm good
00:55:34yeah
00:55:36amelia
00:55:36i'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo
00:55:43is everything okay
00:55:45if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47i will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not michelangelo
00:55:55let's see
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00i have to tell you something
00:56:06i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:56:11what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:56:16and you know that i would do anything for you
00:56:20actually he's not that bad
00:56:24i kind of like him
00:56:26yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:56:29we need to get you out of there
00:56:31betsy
00:56:32i have real feelings for him
00:56:38but what about the tabloid stories
00:56:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:56:43they banned him for life
00:56:46you'll never go to epcot
00:56:48he's not actually like the stories
00:56:50or at least not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:57if you marry michelangelo
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him
00:57:06yeah meet him
00:57:09maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:12don't count on it
00:57:13please
00:57:13me just give him the chance
00:57:17fine
00:57:18yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:24you won't regret it
00:57:25i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:57:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course i'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:39we need to celebrate
00:57:43michelangelo
00:57:43you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right
00:57:48you mean besides me
00:57:49i'm serious
00:57:50it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:06it's
00:58:08enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you
00:58:20betsy
00:58:22hmm
00:58:24so this is the
00:58:27infamous uh michelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:3596 domperion
00:58:37amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:40yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:488.99 at ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:52this was made in france
00:58:55sorry can't touch that stuff
00:58:58so who wants a drink
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food
00:59:23it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:31so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:59:38you don't mind do you
00:59:40fire away
00:59:43so i know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:47um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:54i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:04that or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:09let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids
01:00:17but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely
01:00:23know each other we know enough easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:00:40finger
01:00:41michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest no she's alone
01:01:04and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:01:09fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and
01:01:13you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:01:18talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she
01:01:28can say
01:01:29whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:01:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:01:38doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:43oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:01:48it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him
01:01:56he
01:01:56doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't
01:02:02have signed that contract it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:02:15happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right
01:02:27thing you could do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico
01:02:41by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino
01:02:49lovinos
01:02:51or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:02:57contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should
01:03:06listen to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:03:22see he could have a sniper on us
01:03:27it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:03:46oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:05you make me sick i make me sick
01:04:17nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:04:41i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:07fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:11i just wanted to come back to me
01:05:26amelia hi dad
01:05:29gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:05:34but
01:05:40romulus what oh well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in
01:05:49the
01:05:49house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night
01:05:54but
01:05:54he won't come back cool we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good
01:06:04gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:11gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here
01:06:17with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery
01:06:25at
01:06:25mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:06:30uh smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this for shiro yeah that's it
01:06:36uh
01:06:40give me the irk
01:06:52gucci
01:06:58he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:07:06don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few
01:07:10minutes see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side
01:07:18of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now i didn't say that
01:07:29coochie
01:07:34my boy's back
01:07:43okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:07:55i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:08:04it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:08:12amelia can we talk
01:08:16please
01:08:22amelia can we talk
01:08:25please
01:08:26okay
01:08:36amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:08:45the contract
01:08:49i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04you're not one
01:09:06i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09most of them are good
01:09:12i'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15i'm not
01:09:16i'm not
01:09:19you're not what do you mean
01:09:23amelia this might sound crazy but
01:09:27i meant it
01:09:28i meant it when i said that i love you and i don't want some silly piece of paper to
01:09:33be the reason that we stay together
01:09:36i want to know that our love is real
01:09:40dad
01:09:42what is it son
01:09:43i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:09:47why son
01:09:49because i want to ask her to marry me
01:09:53and not because of some legal obligation
01:09:58but because she wants to
01:10:04consider our contract null and void
01:10:14amelia
01:10:16what will it be
01:10:19will you marry me
01:10:23will you marry me
01:10:26yes
01:10:27i'll marry you
01:10:44you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50look at me
01:10:51i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:10:55all right
01:10:56all right you two
01:10:57that's enough all right
01:10:58we spent this whole night together
01:11:01come over to my place all right
01:11:03we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:04italian style
01:11:06hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:08i think i can get used to it
01:11:11and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:11:13all right
01:11:14i want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17especially uh cold play
01:11:18we're not getting cold play dad
01:11:21it was worth a try
01:11:46and now the bride and groom
01:11:48would like to give their vows michael angelo
01:11:54amelia
01:11:56even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:12:03i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:09i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:12:16i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of
01:12:42amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47i love you so much
01:12:55i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:13:02michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:07something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:15and although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17it feels like a lifetime
01:13:19in a good way
01:13:25with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills
01:13:30i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:33you may kiss your bride
01:13:43thanks
01:13:45i'm betsy
01:13:46amelia's sister
01:13:47i'm jake
01:13:48another dog walker
01:13:51it's crazy
01:13:52you know given my sister
01:13:54i've always been more of a cat person
01:13:56me too
01:13:59strong faith class family
01:14:05choosing the roots of tragedy
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