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The Comeback Play Episode
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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17You got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us.
00:00:31And our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:51Oh! The Sniper stole it!
00:00:54He's heading to the front court!
00:00:57We have three seconds left!
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release!
00:01:12No! He missed!
00:01:14Wait a sec. Is that his signature move?
00:01:18The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:24Find the bear!
00:01:24Woof!
00:01:27Woof!
00:01:30Woof!
00:01:31Woof!
00:01:31No!
00:01:40I could've done this without you.
00:01:50The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:14Regina, no!
00:02:27My son. Take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:02:40A man who made the Lightning Champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the God of Maul,
00:02:45a new League legend, the Sniper.
00:02:53After the death of the family member,
00:02:54the God of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:04It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:09You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I hadn't made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:18No!
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:45How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family.
00:03:52I put them in danger.
00:03:54This is what I just heard.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:00Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The Sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to Train Without Lost Legend.
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:22I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:27A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:36He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:48Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:54Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:12or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:16I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Quit.
00:05:25Good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:39then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:03Holy shit.
00:06:05That's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:38Sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:44I gave up basketball 40 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:51I wanna show you something.
00:06:55Pass his face.
00:06:57Scream up.
00:06:58D, D.
00:06:59Go, Mars.
00:06:59Yeah, hit the basket.
00:07:01Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:06The owner's gonna sell.
00:07:08They'll rebuild.
00:07:09Rebrand.
00:07:10And Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:13We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:18But they're already, Marcel.
00:07:20You could.
00:07:22If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you.
00:07:25Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31Marcel.
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:50But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51And I'm only coaching.
00:07:52I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:10All right.
00:08:11Listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're gonna.
00:08:20I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we stay.
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach combo meal.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00No, what you need is better cuts, sets and picks and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52The best one to make him wins.
00:09:54If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:39Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:44No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:09Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy.
00:11:21And you have one last shot.
00:11:23I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year.
00:11:27I mean, you're just some drunk patty push who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30That shot.
00:11:30There's no way you can-
00:11:31You're getting used to calling me coach.
00:11:39What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:07All right, everyone start sprints.
00:12:09What?
00:12:15What?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:45It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait!
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:04Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:14What?
00:13:16So, you're the lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray.
00:13:21My old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:41Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:13:44What should make it look like an accident?
00:13:46A sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52And you're no sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13Don't you worry.
00:14:15When your greasy dad here runs your team straight to the ground,
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:36I'll let the score speak for itself.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:00But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:03they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:10Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35It can't be.
00:15:37They call him Coach Combo Mule.
00:15:39There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:44But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:47We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:48It's your show, Coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two.
00:15:53This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo Mule talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:25Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's gonna knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:36Dominic!
00:16:46Good ball movement boys!
00:16:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54Take it baby.
00:16:59Good shot.
00:17:00Who is that schlub playing Rush's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:17Let's go, boys!
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:37What do you want to do?
00:17:39What's up?
00:17:52Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Foul! Come on, man!
00:17:57Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:05Watch out, ref!
00:18:08Foul, ref! Come on!
00:18:20Stop, ref! Stop, stop!
00:18:22They're scared. Don't back down.
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:25Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:32Stitches on Mars!
00:18:39Focus up. Behind the line.
00:18:47Get it!
00:18:50Get it!
00:18:50Get it!
00:18:51Get it!
00:18:51Get it!
00:18:52Get it!
00:18:57Go, go, go!
00:18:58Go, go!
00:18:59Whoa!
00:18:59What's up, man?
00:19:00What's wrong with you?
00:19:01Hey!
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:03Call it right!
00:19:04Yo!
00:19:05You blind, ref?
00:19:08Red, number 15, foul.
00:19:10Bro!
00:19:11What?
00:19:12Red losers!
00:19:14That can't go down.
00:19:15Not like this.
00:19:17Okay, so...
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery,
00:19:23There's no way that they can come back from this. I told you they would dominate this team of washed
00:19:29-up losers
00:19:35We're all out of subs here last chance to win us we have to forfeit
00:19:43Wait
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here. I already drew up a player contract just in case your team needs
00:19:50you on the court coach
00:19:54You want me to play you shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:59Between you and me. I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:04You can save us I win it all
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:14deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:16It's impossible go out there coach, and I'll knock you down so hard to know you back up
00:20:24If we lose it's all over the team my career
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am I put my son in danger, too
00:20:43But I'm sorry I can't get back on the court
00:20:47I knew you're just a useless deadbeat all you ever do is quit I
00:20:53Can't lose my son again
00:21:01Just team night lightning has no choice
00:21:06Wait
00:21:08Give me a Jersey, I'll play
00:21:12Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:16Wait a minute. Is that the coach wearing a players jersey? Is he gonna play?
00:21:23The coach is warming up now
00:21:28I'm back
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again
00:21:36Damn that coach cleaned up good
00:21:38He reminds me of one of those old-school league legends
00:21:41Unless he's got the skills to match the lightning and kiss their careers. Goodbye
00:21:46They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback. There's no way you can pull this off
00:21:52You know when you lose it'll actually be nice. I'll come by the restaurant. You could both put the fries
00:21:56in my bag
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense
00:22:03What is he doing he's running the wrong way down the board the hell's he doing that losers blowing the
00:22:11game?
00:22:12What are you drunk old man or just lost is he trying to score that's impossible
00:22:18Nobody could score from the backcourt
00:22:35No one's made a full-court shot since the sniper who is this guy
00:23:07What the hell how did he score from 94 fucking feet no one's made a full-court shot since the
00:23:14sniper who is this guy?
00:23:16That's a record-breaking shot. I haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:23:21The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock back it up geezer try that
00:23:27again
00:23:27You're gonna throw out your back. You still need a miracle to win
00:23:31Coach where'd you get those mad skills? We might have a chance. Give's not over full-court press got it
00:23:40Give it up old man. It's too late. You sure about that
00:23:43When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:23:47When you lose you and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league and you can go back
00:23:53to what you're actually good at
00:23:54Flipping burgers you're on
00:24:03How you supposed to win you can't hold on to the ball this old man is too good
00:24:11For God's sake someone stop them seven seconds on the clock and only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:17if coach can pull off this shot
00:24:19We'll go down in league history
00:24:25Run down the clock
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle with three seconds left the game is tied one more basket and coach
00:24:47combo makes history
00:24:49It's only three seconds left. Can you really do this?
00:24:54Lightning on three
00:24:57Lightning on three
00:24:58One two three
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:01This is for you son
00:25:09This is for you son
00:25:20But he looks so familiar
00:25:21But he looks so familiar
00:25:27It'll all be worth it
00:25:28When you win
00:25:30When you win
00:25:30And Murray gets us paid
00:25:48Let's go
00:25:49Let's go
00:25:50Whatever it takes
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched Murray
00:25:55How did he get past you?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:00Scoring in three seconds
00:26:01It's impossible
00:26:04If we lose
00:26:05We'll be the joke of the lead
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me
00:26:28Oh my god, he has the ball
00:26:32That's a foul!
00:26:46See?
00:26:47I told you we'd choke
00:26:48I don't choke
00:26:49Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:52Oh my god, that's the sniper signature move!
00:26:55It's the kill shot!
00:27:00I don't choke
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am
00:27:04Oh my god, that's the sniper signature move!
00:27:06It's the kill shot!
00:27:32Wow!
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of ball?
00:27:52that was the sniper's signature move no one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:09this man just made history
00:28:15that geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals congratulations on a hell of a final season
00:28:21coach rush coach you're retiring i just needed to find my successor
00:28:30when i first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-up i had no idea you were
00:28:35the
00:28:36legend all of our success thanks to you i only played 15 seconds this season you all won this
00:28:42game this guy right here mars 59 points
00:28:50my 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:28:55good game guys we'll take that apology now i'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:02you got the win
00:29:04all for you son
00:29:05why'd you learn to play like that it's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:10i thought the same thing your styles are almost identical
00:29:17are you him
00:29:21are you him
00:29:26sniper died a long time ago
00:29:39how could he turn it around like that
00:29:42did he really be the sniper no way the sniper left the league decades ago and he's never coming back
00:29:49we should make it look like an accident
00:29:52sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:57i made sure that myself
00:30:01then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat your career in the league is over
00:30:10you want to threaten me i'm a champion the league's best coach
00:30:18wow
00:30:21then prove it get the finals win or clean out your office
00:30:28what was that you said about the lightning not making the finals
00:30:32you got lucky
00:30:33getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits aren't gonna beat the scorpion
00:30:38we'll see you on the court murray
00:30:43i'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:52my god he did it
00:30:54now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:30:57could it be
00:30:58no
00:30:59that guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:31:03congratulations team lightning
00:31:11front and center coach we wouldn't be here without you
00:31:14backs you're the best coach i've ever had
00:31:21that's why i want you to be our new head coach
00:31:25but coach you're the head coach
00:31:27i've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:30i just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:33what do you say
00:31:36i'm honored coach but i'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:40what do you think mars mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:45what do you think mars mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:49you helped win us one big playoff game combo meal but
00:31:53if you can get us that trophy
00:31:55then maybe i'll call you coach
00:31:57after my wife was murdered i thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:01i never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:32:03coach rush
00:32:05i'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:07i am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:28all right everyone lightning on three one two three not so fast
00:32:42he assaulted my player
00:32:44i'm challenging the call
00:32:48assaulted
00:32:50you need to get your eyes checked
00:32:51you elbowed him in the chest and he collapsed
00:32:53i should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:55it's a fair play i had nothing to do with this
00:32:57bullshit
00:32:58you knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:33:01so while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:05you pushed him
00:33:07you and your desperate son
00:33:09just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:11you bitter
00:33:13old
00:33:14fuck
00:33:15you just want no real talent when you see
00:33:18clearly
00:33:19you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:33:22you are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:33:26this team earned their position here
00:33:29it's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:33:31we should be playing in the finals game
00:33:34you're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:36my advice
00:33:38go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:33:41not a chance
00:33:42what would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:33:47the 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:50unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:33:53hey that's head coach
00:33:56maybe that was an mistake
00:34:01i mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:04he's just here for himself
00:34:06i mean you took my spot in the game
00:34:08what to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:34:10you haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:12how can any of us trust you
00:34:13my son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:18your son's right
00:34:20i collapsed on court
00:34:21he's an addict
00:34:23feels like he drugged me
00:34:24you all saw the play he didn't touch you
00:34:26i've seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:34:29you know you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:31that's fine
00:34:33but you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:41congrats on the new job mr commissioner
00:34:44what a marvelous win old friend
00:34:46you know i cannot believe you found that guy at a zippy burger drive-thru
00:34:50you know i bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:53unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:56myself made me promise to keep his true identity a secret
00:34:59everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:01well perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:03now that i'm commissioner
00:35:04i get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:08if the lost god of ball has been found
00:35:10it has to be him
00:35:12hold on
00:35:16we need the commissioner down here stat
00:35:18i want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the lightning made it to the
00:35:22final
00:35:22fair and square
00:35:24mr commissioner
00:35:25we need you on the court
00:35:26let's go
00:35:30and i don't play dirty
00:35:32for accusing me i take a look in the mirror
00:35:37don't be so naive
00:35:38addicts are pathological liars
00:35:40okay he's fooled everyone
00:35:42i bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:44coach would never betray us like that
00:35:48but the man i know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:51yo did coach really do that
00:35:54i don't know
00:35:54he's got mad skills
00:35:57has he been high this whole time
00:36:01clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:06stop
00:36:16this is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting i've ever witnessed we all saw the play in super slo-mo
00:36:22it was fair
00:36:23so you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball
00:36:32what the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play
00:36:36don't take the bait
00:36:37can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:39then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:41like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:47congratulations coach
00:36:50that ticket to the final should be mine
00:37:06the lightning one fair and square go home before i have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:11who the hell are you
00:37:16who the hell are you
00:37:17that's the lightning gm
00:37:19he used to be coach of that whack-ass eagles team that got cut from the league
00:37:24isn't that right
00:37:25you don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:31what's this
00:37:32hank santini coach of the losing team
00:37:34are these your performance enhancing drugs
00:37:44i only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:47i don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:50mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:52you don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:57i'm the head coach of the top league franchise
00:38:01you're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:38:06you should get yourself an apron
00:38:08and join him at the drive-thru
00:38:11boss are you okay
00:38:13boss
00:38:16allow me to introduce you to roderick gould
00:38:19the new league commissioner
00:38:29roderick gould
00:38:30hey this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:33mr commissioner i'm sorry i have a concussion
00:38:36you almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:39both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:44you're blacklisted from the league
00:38:46mr gould please look
00:38:47look at basketball
00:38:48it's my life
00:38:49please i will do anything
00:38:51save it
00:38:52get the fuck out of here before i call security
00:38:55go
00:39:04i'm sorry i dabbed you
00:39:05i don't blame you
00:39:08i'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:10how can i not tell you can ball like that
00:39:13his face is so familiar
00:39:15team lightning i have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:39:20especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:22you mean head coach
00:39:27congratulations you're going to the finals
00:39:33you're going to the finals
00:39:40you deserve it son
00:39:46bro you saved the team that was almost sold for parts man
00:39:49i couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:57means a lot
00:40:01mars you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:04yeah
00:40:06thank you so much sir
00:40:07i mean
00:40:09he's kind of my hero
00:40:10he still doesn't know i'm the sniper
00:40:13would he believe me now
00:40:14would he understand why i left it all behind
00:40:16speaking of the sniper
00:40:18your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:40:21did you train with him or something
00:40:25i gotta meet the press
00:40:27but i'll see you all at the finals
00:40:29excuse me
00:40:31let's take that trophy home
00:40:35sorry sap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:40it's a history making day here at the league finals with the lightning facing off against the scorpions
00:40:46team lightning is the underdog but with rising star mars davis and their wild card coach anything could happen
00:40:53the scorpion have championship coach tyler murray and his comeback king cole duncan
00:40:59it'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:02where the hell is mars
00:41:04we barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:06and the scorpions
00:41:07they body every single team they play
00:41:10we need our star point guard
00:41:13have we heard from him yet
00:41:18you got this team to the final
00:41:20but if mars is mia they can be humiliated on that court
00:41:26scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:28we won't let them win
00:41:31you sure about that
00:41:35you and your jacked up team of amateurs
00:41:37no match for us
00:41:39all right the only hope you have is mars
00:41:42but uh
00:41:44where's he at
00:41:46does he know the game starts now
00:41:48hope he turns up
00:41:50otherwise
00:41:50you may as well forward it
00:42:02come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:04you're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one
00:42:07otherwise
00:42:07you're never gonna see your son again
00:42:13take care of our son
00:42:17i'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:21game starts in an hour
00:42:22you can't leave now
00:42:23mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:25you figure it out
00:42:25i have to find him
00:42:26let him go
00:42:28it's his son
00:42:32he'll come back
00:42:45welcome back mr davis
00:42:47what the fuck man
00:42:49let me go
00:42:50well i can't do that
00:42:52you're my leverage in this deal
00:42:54now your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:42:57i want to see if he's gonna pick you
00:42:58or his basketball career
00:43:00what do you think
00:43:05wow
00:43:06dad
00:43:09you actually showed up
00:43:11you picked your son
00:43:12over your own career
00:43:14father of the year
00:43:16tyler your problems are with me not my son
00:43:19you're damn right they are
00:43:20i was born to be a winner
00:43:23a winner
00:43:24they have money
00:43:26and power
00:43:27and respect
00:43:28i didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:31just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal it from me
00:43:35cut him loose
00:43:37and we can talk about this
00:43:41you want to talk there is nothing to talk about
00:43:44the stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money
00:43:48and it almost exposed a very delicate operation
00:43:52so you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:55i'm gonna be champion
00:43:57or what
00:43:57i'm so glad you asked
00:43:59or
00:44:02your son
00:44:03is gonna suffer
00:44:07fine we'll throw the game
00:44:11what
00:44:13let me just untie him
00:44:15you think i'm stupid
00:44:16i'm just gonna take your word
00:44:18no
00:44:20no i had my lawyers draft up
00:44:22a nice little admission of guilt here
00:44:25says i the head coach of the lightning
00:44:28admit to illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:31including the 2026 finals
00:44:34yada yada yada
00:44:36blah blah blah
00:44:37sign this
00:44:38throw the game
00:44:40and no one will ever find out
00:44:42about our little deal
00:44:43this motherfucker's got shitless
00:44:46don't sign anything
00:44:55your son has no manners
00:44:58i guess that's what he gets
00:45:00when his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:45:04now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:06or i'm gonna break his legs
00:45:07don't fucking touch it
00:45:10all right you have five seconds
00:45:13or i'm gonna break him
00:45:14he's bluffing don't listen to him
00:45:17five
00:45:19four
00:45:19don't
00:45:20three
00:45:21get dressed like this
00:45:22two
00:45:24one
00:45:31five
00:45:33four
00:45:34don't
00:45:34three
00:45:35get dressed like this
00:45:36two
00:45:39one
00:45:42ah
00:45:44i'll sign the fucking contract
00:45:51that's a good choice
00:45:52i mean you signed the death wish for team lightning
00:45:56you saved your son's legs
00:45:58and murdered his career
00:46:01but like i said
00:46:02father of the year
00:46:05now
00:46:06while i have you here one more thing
00:46:07i'm just gonna need you to
00:46:09admit to what you just did
00:46:10i need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:12i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
00:46:15i signed the contract
00:46:16that was the agreement
00:46:18i'll splice something together
00:46:19it's fine
00:46:21this is blackmail
00:46:22you won't get away with it
00:46:27watch me
00:46:30let's go boys
00:46:44where the fuck would you agree to that
00:46:46what did you want me to do
00:46:47let him break your legs
00:46:48you'd never play ball again
00:46:49no
00:46:51i wanted you to fight for me
00:46:53for a team
00:46:55you bent the knee and gave up when it got hard
00:46:57just like you always do
00:46:58i gave up my career
00:47:00for you
00:47:01don't you get it
00:47:03if you go down
00:47:04i go down with you
00:47:07i knew i should have sent your ass packing when i had the chance
00:47:11i knew i couldn't count on you
00:47:14mars
00:47:18mars is right
00:47:19if those bastards take the championship
00:47:21then everything he worked for goes up in flames
00:47:25last time i won the finals
00:47:27i lost everything
00:47:45but i won't let that happen to my son
00:47:47i won't let them win
00:47:49but i can make them think that they're going to
00:47:54marcel thank god
00:47:55are you and mars
00:47:56we're fine
00:47:57i need a favor
00:47:58we're on the street
00:47:59it's coach murray
00:47:59it's rigging games for prof
00:48:04welcome back to the 2026 uba finals
00:48:10tonight we have the lightning playing against the scorpions
00:48:16this is the biggest rival in uba history
00:48:38the lightning and the scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:48:43tyler murray himself played in that game
00:48:45but he fell to the sniper
00:48:56wait a minute coach combo meal is here
00:49:04coach combo meal is back on the court
00:49:06you'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:49:09i bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son mars on the course
00:49:13they'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:49:19you showed up
00:49:20you're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:49:24you see i'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:26because you and i both know how this ends
00:49:30that's what he thinks
00:49:31what can i say
00:49:32i couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:49:34yeah of course he couldn't
00:49:38this team is already imploding
00:49:39getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:49:43well gentlemen i'd say good luck but uh
00:49:46just don't care
00:49:49scorpions let's go
00:49:56i'm on your side
00:49:59don't hold back out there
00:50:04don't hold back out there
00:50:09i'm done listening to you
00:50:24son right here
00:50:25march
00:50:35guess you're not as good as your dad
00:50:42god
00:51:01cool duncan is on fire
00:51:04the scorpions are dominating
00:51:06the lightning better step it up
00:51:13hey hey
00:51:13fuck
00:51:14fuck
00:51:17dude what are you doing
00:51:19bro why are you playing like you're alone
00:51:21just get back on defense
00:51:23just get back on defense
00:51:52this is embarrassing
00:51:54i can't believe i have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:51:57i'm supposed to be the leader but i'm just letting everyone else down
00:52:01if no one else can step up then we're doomed
00:52:09guys this game is not over we just need to reset play as a team and we can still win
00:52:14this
00:52:14you're such a hypocrite
00:52:16you're one to talk ball hog
00:52:18you're not passing the ball bro
00:52:20if we lose it's your fault
00:52:23that's what you think huh
00:52:25all this
00:52:26it's all his fault
00:52:31it's all his fault
00:52:32coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:34because you refuse to let it go
00:52:36how is this his fault
00:52:37you're fucking selfish
00:52:39selfish
00:52:45it's the finals
00:52:46if you want to embarrass yourself
00:52:47go home
00:52:48you go home
00:52:59why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract
00:53:01you fucked up
00:53:03contract is bullshit morris
00:53:04i'm stringing them along
00:53:06robin is handling it
00:53:08they're not gonna win this
00:53:10you're lying
00:53:10you think i put this jersey on to fuck up your game
00:53:13i'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way
00:53:16bullshit
00:53:17they'll just let me down again
00:53:19morris
00:53:19listen to me
00:53:21when your mother was killed
00:53:22i swore off basketball
00:53:24and i was lost
00:53:26but now i'm back
00:53:27but i'm not back for me
00:53:29i'm back for you
00:53:31now let's go out on that court
00:53:32together
00:53:33and destroy these motherfuckers
00:53:39welcome back from halftime
00:53:41the scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:53:45mars
00:53:48god damn it
00:53:51god
00:53:55that's your star player
00:53:57when you lose tonight
00:53:59the lightning will be gone for good
00:54:01i'll draft him
00:54:02just to keep the scorpions bench warm
00:54:06mars is a goat in the making
00:54:07he's about to be rookie of the year
00:54:09come on boys
00:54:11let's go lightning
00:54:12come on
00:54:13get it
00:54:17guess not as stupid as we thought
00:54:23dude
00:54:23what the fuck
00:54:25don't speak him out of the game
00:54:26he's trying to lose
00:54:35we can still win this
00:54:37but you have to trust me
00:54:39if we play together
00:54:40they can't beat us
00:54:41mars you've got everything you need
00:54:42right here
00:54:44let's go out there and win this
00:54:46for the team
00:54:51for the team
00:54:55okay
00:55:02whoa whoa
00:55:04what's up
00:55:04what's up
00:55:07what's up
00:55:35mars davis just executed the snipers kill shot dunk
00:55:42it's the end of the third quarter
00:55:44lightning is only down by two points now
00:55:47could my dad be him
00:55:48the sniper
00:55:51so these assholes want to die
00:55:58you will lose this game
00:56:00or you and your son will commit career suicide
00:56:02i'm not scared of you
00:56:05move
00:56:07it's the beginning of the fourth quarter
00:56:09the lightning are down by two
00:56:11will they make their comeback
00:56:14yep
00:56:19coach you're a legend
00:56:22if you want something done right
00:56:24you have to do it yourself
00:56:26you have to do it yourself
00:56:39you have to do it yourself
00:56:54son working as a team
00:56:56they might have a chance
00:56:58the lightning are up by one
00:56:59can they keep the comeback
00:57:03whoa hold on
00:57:04is that tyler murray
00:57:08is this 2006
00:57:10all we're missing is the god of ball himself
00:57:18if you're not gonna lose i'll just have to beat you fair and square
00:57:21the performance enhancing drug i develop doesn't show up on any normal tests
00:57:25team lightning won't know what hit them
00:57:28show me what you got
00:57:29coach
00:57:29be prepared to lose
00:57:31it's been at least a decade since tyler murray put it in a professional game
00:57:36then why does he seem so confident
00:57:38shovel up boys
00:57:39we're not leaving here without a trophy
00:57:41let's go lightning
00:57:44you know mars could be the goat if you train with a better coach
00:57:47yeah but it'll never be you
00:57:48you can't control him
00:57:50but i can
00:57:59that's a foul ref
00:58:02you okay
00:58:03when did he get so good
00:58:06here come on
00:58:08they're neck and neck
00:58:10only two minutes left
00:58:11team lightning is running out of time
00:58:26go go go go
00:58:27come on come on we have to win
00:58:28these losers can't beat us
00:58:31we win at any cost
00:58:32you get him
00:58:36we're gonna go now dipshit
00:58:38avenons
00:58:40to be beat by
00:58:40and
00:59:02i feel like
00:59:06this isRemember
00:59:06could you
00:59:07for an
00:59:07amazing
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 UBA championship.
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:52You're going to regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, more than that!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man.
01:00:19No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:28Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars.
01:00:29The new faces will leave.
01:00:34Congratulations, coach.
01:00:36Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:41And, uh...
01:00:43I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
01:01:20With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:23But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:28You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:37We're not done yet for MVP.
01:01:41This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Yes!
01:01:51Yes!
01:01:55Yes!
01:01:55Yes!
01:01:56Yes!
01:01:57Yes!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:04Yes!
01:02:05Yes!
01:02:06Yes!
01:02:08Yes!
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31You should share this with the champagne talking.
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:35I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, coach.
01:03:57You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:00Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:17You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Marty, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:26Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:39Fine.
01:04:40Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:44And Cole too.
01:04:45You sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:26I'm a fan of the NBA.
01:05:29I'm a fan of the NBA.
01:05:29Channel Will.
01:05:30Yes, sir.
01:05:36Well, well, well.
01:05:37What do we have here?
01:05:44silver VIP tickets to the basketball hall of fame ceremony these clowns have no idea what
01:05:52the sniper has planned for them now correct me if I'm wrong commissioner but the silver tickets
01:05:58they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees correct there is something that ranks higher
01:06:04and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee
01:06:11but between you and me we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of well you know
01:06:16what I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses recognize me as the UBA's true goat
01:06:24Cole it's time to start working on my speech
01:06:29and once I get on stage I'll expose coach combo meal for the game rigging alcoholic he really is
01:06:35and glory will be mine
01:06:47yeah I see you and Robin
01:06:53well she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon
01:07:00damn I only give out 20 of these but you won't be needing that
01:07:07cause I got this
01:07:12there's only one of them
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before
01:07:35and no one knows who's actually been inducted
01:07:37whoever it is he's a huge deal
01:07:40my husband is on the board of directors and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets
01:07:51there's Tyler Murray the famed head coach of the Scorpions and his superstar Cole Duncan
01:07:57they've got silver VIP tickets could one of them be the inductee
01:08:01maybe
01:08:02I don't know but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name
01:08:15cheers
01:08:15cheers
01:08:25how the fuck did you get in here
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing
01:08:31this man is about to be criminally investigated
01:08:34for rigging games for profit this season
01:08:41yeah
01:08:41this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here
01:08:44are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48the criminals
01:08:49we are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself
01:08:54thanks to me
01:08:56congratulations
01:08:58hey there's only two of these silver VIP tickets
01:09:02which means one of us is getting inducted tonight
01:09:05are you sure about that?
01:09:07we're the best in the fucking game
01:09:09you're just some pathetic nobody
01:09:11what do you know?
01:09:15listen you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league
01:09:18but now it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage
01:09:22because you have no right to be here
01:09:28actually
01:09:31I do
01:09:38wow
01:09:38a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:41not as exclusive as silver
01:09:42but he must be someone important
01:09:46I'm sorry did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52security
01:09:54this criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here
01:09:58take a look
01:09:59judge for yourself
01:10:08this ticket's legit
01:10:13i told you
01:10:14robin invited me as her date
01:10:17ah
01:10:18yeah
01:10:19i've seen you oogling over the league cfo robin sharp
01:10:22what did you seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25not cool bro
01:10:26marcel are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29you are pitiful
01:10:31just riding everyone's coattails around you
01:10:33hmm?
01:10:34it's quite despicable
01:10:39no
01:10:40you're despicable
01:10:51tyler murray
01:10:52how dare you question my date's right to be here
01:10:57a date?
01:10:59oh no
01:11:00don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive
01:11:03i find him incredibly sexy
01:11:06i find him incredibly sexy
01:11:06i can't keep my hands off him
01:11:09oh
01:11:11you know
01:11:12you could've had a real man
01:11:13with real money
01:11:14real power
01:11:15but instead you chose a washed up nobody
01:11:17that team lightning found working at a drive-through
01:11:20it can make sense coach
01:11:22wow
01:11:23wow
01:11:23you must have a really big
01:11:27actually what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:30couldn't find a date for the event
01:11:32so she paid this broke-ass loser
01:11:34so she wouldn't feel so lonely
01:11:36so sad
01:11:37you know
01:11:39the basketball hall of fame induction is a high profile event
01:11:44it's no place for a lowly escort
01:11:50don't touch her again
01:11:53don't touch her again
01:11:55coach won the final
01:11:57which you lost
01:11:59he's a total catch
01:12:01oh my god
01:12:02how can the cfo be so stupid
01:12:04he was working at a drive-through three months ago
01:12:06oh you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:09and you see this greasy old man
01:12:10you're gonna give him your number
01:12:13oh he has you fooled too doesn't he
01:12:15i bet you didn't even think to ask
01:12:18how does a bum like this working a drive-through on the verge of homelessness
01:12:22get a job as a coach in the league
01:12:24he's here now
01:12:25that's irrelevant
01:12:26is it?
01:12:27because the only logical explanation i can think of
01:12:29is that he has some dirt
01:12:31on the lightning jam omari gibbs
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job
01:12:38how did you get the job?
01:12:42how did you get the job?
01:12:49imari and i played on the lighting together 20 years ago
01:12:53what you were in the league 20 years ago no way that's when i played and i would remember an
01:12:59ugly
01:12:59face like yours so you're still lying 20 years ago i was at the top of my game when my
01:13:05wife was
01:13:05murdered and i was left with my infant son the sniper will never steal another trophy from me
01:13:12again no way that was his wife i started drinking i lost myself in the grief and the guilt
01:13:21so i walked away from my son because i didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to
01:13:26happen to him so i changed my name and got a job at sippy parker that's where i ran into
01:13:30amari
01:13:34what now you're stealing the sniper sob story i bet he killed his wife and that's why his son
01:13:41got taken away and that's how you end up in a drive-thru
01:13:48what the fuck
01:13:56she had nothing to do with my mom's death
01:14:03that's his son the 2026 mvp mars davis he is a goat in the making we've had our differences but
01:14:11you are in no way responsible for my sister's death grace i'm sorry i should have called
01:14:20mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:27maybe interrupt this precious family moment but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:35talk about my wife one more time you see this man is dangerous all right you're disgraceful father
01:14:41you should be in a cell not the biggest basketball event of the year and after i'm inducted into the
01:14:47hall of fame i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again you can't do that yes he can
01:14:58you can't do that yes he can
01:15:03that's ben billings the owner of the most successful franchise in history the scorpions
01:15:09i wouldn't fuck with him they're done for tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this room
01:15:15and
01:15:15with his silver vip ticket he's probably the guest of honor himself when he tells you
01:15:23to jump i'd say how high i don't jump off the court especially for small men like you you are
01:15:34ruining
01:15:34this prestigious event security
01:15:41remove this man get him out of here fast food fraud ruining everything you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:53who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:16:01girly so you better learn to respect me oh
01:16:08you are hilarious benjamin that's commissioner roger gould if anybody can set the record straight
01:16:15it's him you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe if you're looking for the most
01:16:21powerful person in this room look no further than the man in front of you
01:16:26hell
01:16:29he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:38roddy are you going senile already no are you
01:16:41you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets you know what maybe it's time to start thinking
01:16:47about an early retirement because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:52and after i get into the hall of fame my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:59you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:17:04as long as i have a say
01:17:06you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:12fine then it's cool and i taught him everything he knows and he listens to me
01:17:17so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:19yeah but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:17:23get this old man out of here and i might take it easy on you
01:17:26you know cole's right if he was the inductee
01:17:29you would have the power to send me away you're all right i don't belong here with you
01:17:36i belong on that stage behind the podium
01:17:39the only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:46you are a self-righteous self-centered prick
01:17:50you think that you're getting inducted they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:55you sure about that
01:18:07that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:18:10that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:15holy shit it's you
01:18:17okay okay now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:22just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:26i can believe it
01:18:27he's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own
01:18:32all right all right where'd you steal this from
01:18:34check the name
01:18:38no it can't be
01:18:51tonight is both my honor and my privilege
01:18:54to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history
01:18:59please put your hands together and welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:06marcel sniper wallace
01:19:25congratulations
01:19:27coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:19:29no way he conned you roddy just like he conned this whole league
01:19:33i have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:40is this what you're talking about
01:19:43i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:45i signed that as the agreement you forced me into it
01:19:48meh good enough
01:19:49i can splice something together
01:19:51this is blackmail
01:19:52you won't get away with it
01:19:54obviously this is a setup he's trying to frame me
01:19:56nice try
01:19:57but billings was apprehended earlier tonight and guess what
01:20:00he squealed like a pig
01:20:01that's right murray
01:20:03you and billings have been rigging games
01:20:05right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:07and that ends now
01:20:11this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:14to keep you people distracted
01:20:15from the fact that this man
01:20:17isn't who he says he is
01:20:19i have had just about enough of you
01:20:21i can prove that marcel was and is
01:20:26the sniper
01:20:34this
01:20:38this is really you
01:20:39i wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:41but i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:46fuck this
01:20:46if my guy had just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:50all of this would be mine
01:20:52the championships
01:20:53the glory
01:20:53the
01:20:57you
01:20:57you accused me
01:20:59of killing my wife
01:21:00and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:02stay back for me
01:21:03or i will kill him for real
01:21:07you accused me
01:21:08of killing my wife
01:21:10and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:11stay back for me
01:21:13or i will kill him for real
01:21:23no one threats my son
01:21:36enjoy prison tyler
01:21:40enjoy prison tyler
01:21:44tyler murray
01:21:45cool duncan
01:21:46you're under arrest
01:21:48for illegally
01:21:48breaking league games
01:21:49for profit
01:21:50you set me up
01:21:51billingsley
01:21:52you're a cheater
01:21:53a fucking murderer
01:21:55i never should have hired you
01:21:57in the first place
01:21:59from now on
01:22:00my money's on
01:22:02team snake
01:22:04benny gave us everything
01:22:05that we needed
01:22:06for an outright case against you
01:22:08and that was before you confessed
01:22:09to killing my wife
01:22:10it's over motherfucker
01:22:11did you promise you wouldn't say anything
01:22:13you destroyed my career
01:22:15i'm gonna fucking kill you
01:22:16they're all gonna regret this
01:22:18i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:22:23that's what you did for my family
01:22:41i am blessed to be here
01:22:43to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:51but first
01:22:52i would like to honor
01:22:54regina wallace
01:22:55a mother
01:22:57and a wife
01:22:57taken too soon
01:22:59but most of all
01:23:00i'd like to thank
01:23:01my son mars
01:23:03you gave me the courage
01:23:04to take my life back
01:23:05and
01:23:06i wouldn't be here
01:23:07if you hadn't given your old man
01:23:08a second chance
01:23:09i lost my mom
01:23:11and my dad lied to me
01:23:12about who he was
01:23:13my whole life
01:23:34so you've got your hall of fame title now
01:23:37so what do you need me for
01:23:42you were two weeks old
01:23:43when your mom was killed
01:23:46i didn't know what to do
01:23:47i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:50i had so much pain
01:23:51and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:56i needed you
01:24:00you walked away when i was just a kid
01:24:02i know
01:24:03i abandoned you
01:24:05my son
01:24:07and i lived in fear
01:24:08and guilt
01:24:09and i am sorry
01:24:10i want to believe him
01:24:12but after a lifetime
01:24:14of empty promises
01:24:15i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:20these are for you
01:24:24it's 20 letters
01:24:27i wrote one every year
01:24:28on your birthday
01:24:32i never forgot you
01:24:40thank you
01:24:43i love you
01:24:51i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:56there's a lot of things
01:24:56you don't know about me
01:24:59like
01:25:00how you're hooking up
01:25:01with the cfo of the uba
01:25:05mom would want you to be happy
01:25:09so do i i guess
01:25:18i can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:25:27your son's lucky to have you
01:25:30i'm the lucky one
01:25:33hey mars
01:25:36you want to get a burger
01:25:37you
01:25:39you
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