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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:17Please. my brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elisander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time.
00:03:26We're jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country, and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you,
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:18Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:58They're not going in there.
00:17:59He's going down.
00:18:02They go out.
00:18:03They go out.
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:08Uh, on the streets.
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:05Ah!
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving you by bathing with me who are you a fucking spy
00:22:01talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:35attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:25those anus cells how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark
00:23:32magic of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good
00:23:38person she's not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless
00:23:45psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's
00:23:50life that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's
00:24:02voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this
00:24:07homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo
00:24:19girl is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not
00:24:24interrupt
00:24:25miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master
00:24:31lysander it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only
00:24:38temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous
00:24:46pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son
00:24:53doesn't
00:24:53deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:25:00up
00:25:00to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in
00:25:08your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but
00:25:16there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this is it the finishing
00:25:23touch
00:25:25i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son
00:25:57is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only
00:26:03care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point
00:26:46your fingers at me if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god
00:26:51yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on
00:26:57accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my
00:27:02brother this is taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns
00:27:08these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's
00:27:15the devil himself crap oh my god get back son ready aim oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:57if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see for yourself well now you're just asking
00:28:11to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:47devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:10i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged
00:30:20i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today
00:30:27but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:32some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:38let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:57wait no we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her i have to make her my wife
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36all right listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53trixie paid for this house
00:32:55she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice trixie
00:33:19i'm already
00:33:21i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:26in fact
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me
00:34:05if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:19well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:23she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:42look what she uh
00:34:43got me for my
00:34:44engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:00in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that breakup must have hit her
00:35:16hard
00:35:17you two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you see
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred i gotta keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:20so that i can help them
00:36:22of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already
00:36:39just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:56what
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:05i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch
00:37:11you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:18do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:29they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:51the god of healing
00:37:53i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please tricksy dear
00:38:07i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:20after we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:31and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said chicksy's crushing your wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:59i hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07yeah
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of you
00:39:16yes
00:39:16her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:19she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:40welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:45the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with her regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:14will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:39today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:41not only are we getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:47my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs. wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor
00:41:20and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:33the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:14shh
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal
00:42:26have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30and what evidence do you have of that
00:42:32look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll
00:42:48see everyone
00:42:49butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps
00:43:02from us the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:23no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:36even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:52you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:00self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her stop
00:44:07don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:24you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:30morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:14don't worry
00:45:15this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh
00:45:42i don't know
00:45:42beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:09she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh i i know what this is
00:46:23you've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die
00:46:58you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:07general lysander armstrong
00:47:09you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here is going to believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:37you show them butch
00:47:40you show them
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:46tricksy's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now
00:47:56i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself
00:48:07bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this tricksy
00:48:20this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:50nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:24oh
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even
00:49:36the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:40oh is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll
00:49:51pop
00:49:51so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you aren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:33mmm this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50it's it's
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:28any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for
00:51:50virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:52:00to
00:52:00give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again you understand you want to
00:52:55with me a little dipshit i'm a major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy
00:53:02you do you really not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you
00:53:07been
00:53:08doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor so
00:53:23you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't
00:53:39know
00:53:39who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off
00:53:43some
00:53:43more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:11nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:24and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:33yeah sure oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:51million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left
00:55:13why sander i really don't care for any of you look i i know i know that you are the
00:55:18farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:49i have so much for you here
00:55:56i think they need to wait and be active
00:56:03Do you know I can't say no to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites.
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:08Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes!
00:58:40What?!
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead!
00:59:02It's evaporated!
00:59:04It's in thin air!
00:59:08That's impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What is your deal?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:26You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's marrying the famed war hero?
00:59:37The man every girl wants what every man wants to be?
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's gotta be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:13Do you want to rub your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:21I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine. But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devon.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:38So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:17Get him!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:32Is that enough?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:21Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Rite rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57What?
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Ms. Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh!
01:13:19First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did not. No matter
01:14:18what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:20We'll riot against you now. Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Your General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:13that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong. And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:33allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that? Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country from
01:16:19terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for
01:17:08the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:56What the hell?
01:17:58Idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What?
01:18:14Is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This isn't war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the president before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here.
01:20:39And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar closet.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside,
01:21:22it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:02Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took her away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please.
01:22:52I swear to you.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her goals.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another.
01:23:47Chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19You're an awesome self now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:30I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:07I do.
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