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How To Break A Dilf
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland. I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delanceport and my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but I can never tell him that I want
00:00:17him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:26Everybody else in, except for Sophie. Yeah, if I'm gonna talk about it, cool.
00:00:31He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:45Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:47There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:50There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:53Listen kid, it's your last day. Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so
00:00:58you showed up.
00:01:00God, he's so hot. Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:01:06This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in. And as soon as you're done, go
00:01:10right back to campus.
00:01:11Yep, there's a 20 year age gap between us. He still treats me like a kid. But this kiddo is
00:01:17now a grown ass woman.
00:01:20Hey, keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:28Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:31Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:35You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:38It's not smoking. It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:44Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time? Just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse.
00:01:51I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better. So we need to step it up. Anybody have any
00:01:56ideas of other locations?
00:01:58Hey, bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot dill? Tell me, you've already hit that.
00:02:03As if it's that easy. But he's right here with me now. I'm floating.
00:02:16OMG, that is so YouTube. I'm literally screaming.
00:02:24Hey. Come here.
00:02:27Yes, sir.
00:02:32Everybody else's meeting's over.
00:02:37Close the door.
00:02:46Sorry you walked around and see you didn't meet all that.
00:02:50Are you going to get me, huh?
00:02:56Take your shirt off.
00:02:57I don't think-
00:02:58Don't think.
00:03:00Who needs home?
00:03:14Don't make a sound.
00:03:15Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:19You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29Shh.
00:03:31I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:03:32Don't make a sound, I know.
00:03:34Don't tell me that you love me—
00:03:36Help me, love me, love me.
00:03:39Don't do it that you love me.
00:03:44Don't tell me that you love me.
00:03:47Love like that you love me.
00:03:48Love like that you love like that, talk about that you love...
00:03:53what the hell is she smiling about i've told her this meeting's important daydreaming again
00:03:58hey come here me yeah project the demo for me sophie snap out of it this is work you need
00:04:08to
00:04:08focus oh my god i think i'm in love with my dad's best friend i can't stop thinking about him
00:04:19i want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:25wait your dad's best friend wouldn't that make him your dad's age sophie that's literally disgusting
00:04:36that's enough so if you stay everybody else get out mini's over boss what she did was completely
00:04:42inappropriate we should put her in line get out all of you let's go
00:04:55sophie this is an important meeting i told you to be focused aren't you even going to ask me what
00:04:59i'm
00:04:59talking about my dad's best friend who do you think that is
00:05:08he's not even gonna ask does he not care at all well since you already saw it i might still
00:05:13tell
00:05:13you how i feel not sophie some things you can't take them back once you say
00:05:22jessie i'm in love with you
00:05:29not sophie you're like a daughter to me don't say that it's not like that i love you how a
00:05:34woman loves
00:05:35a man i've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white bacon fence and a dog and children
00:05:40that run around in the backyard that kind of love don't you understand no no you're just young and
00:05:47you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings outgrow these feelings i've had a crush
00:05:52on you for forever i i can't get rid of these feelings okay they're not going anywhere well
00:05:57it's only people shouldn't see each other yet
00:06:04you can't just give us one chance just to try no you're my best friend's daughter i'm not gonna do
00:06:09george like that if he finds out he will come to this office with a shotgun and he will shoot
00:06:13me
00:06:15jessie you literally sell guns for a living surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:22sophie i'm serious
00:06:26wait does that mean
00:06:30you like me too it's just because of my dad
00:06:33no no it's one of the small reasons it's the bigger reason is that i'm not right for you
00:06:38i'm old i'm divorced you're young you haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:44you need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:46you can't tell me what i want okay i know what i want and it's you
00:06:51well i don't want you
00:06:55i see
00:06:58i'll stop bothering you then
00:07:05sophie as a man i'm deeply trancy but as your father's best friend i can never cross that line
00:07:19of course you didn't follow me why would
00:07:24you mean it right it's running pretty hard
00:07:27no thanks
00:07:34no stop
00:07:39listen i'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:41okay he's gonna know when i don't show up
00:07:43please he's a really powerful man you wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:47we know a bluffer when we hear on sweet cheeks
00:07:50nobody's coming for you
00:07:54do you want money i have money
00:07:56we don't want money
00:07:59she's so fucking hot i get to go first
00:08:02what are you doing please please let me go
00:08:06let me go
00:08:09sophie
00:08:11is that jesse
00:08:21get your fucking hands off her
00:08:26are you okay
00:08:30yo grandpa
00:08:39you really shouldn't mind your fucking business old man
00:08:51take another step i'll bring your fucking brains out
00:08:57get on the ground
00:09:00get on the fucking ground
00:09:03don't kill us
00:09:05please don't kill us
00:09:06we'll never happen again
00:09:07who's where
00:09:08i didn't know if we have a side to him
00:09:109-1-1 what's your mind please
00:09:12hello i have an attempted rape
00:09:14two white males mid-20s
00:09:16the corner at
00:09:1846 and 30
00:09:20listen bro just
00:09:21now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops
00:09:26and if i see you come around here again
00:09:28i'm gonna fucking kill you
00:09:52somebody
00:09:54stop staring at me
00:09:55I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:59Wait, you're hurt.
00:10:05It's not.
00:10:08I'm going to use some dry clothes.
00:10:10He still came looking for me.
00:10:12Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:16Here, you can change into this.
00:10:29What the hell are you doing?
00:10:31You told me to get changed.
00:10:32In the bathroom?
00:10:34I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:36So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:40See yourself.
00:10:53Liar.
00:11:03Okay, I'm going to get this wound pulled up for you.
00:11:07I said I'm fine.
00:11:09You got to get some sleep.
00:11:10You know where the spare bedroom is.
00:11:13Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:11:19If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:22I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:23I'm tired.
00:11:25I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:33And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:45Where are you, heart?
00:11:50Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:56Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:58She's your friend, daughter.
00:11:59Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:12:01You're her.
00:12:02That means you want me.
00:12:04It means I'm a healthy man.
00:12:06You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:12:08Don't get it twisted.
00:12:10This isn't love.
00:12:12This isn't affection.
00:12:14It's biology.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:23You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:26I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:30It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:32I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:34You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:42Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:46Where is he?
00:12:53There he is.
00:12:54Be cool, Sophie.
00:13:07Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:13:10I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:13:17So, you got to take it easy on the booze.
00:13:19You're badly torn worried.
00:13:34Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:36To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:39Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:41Trust me.
00:13:42I've wished him plenty.
00:13:44Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:44That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:47She's 30.
00:13:49Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make me call her mom.
00:13:53Your father loves you.
00:13:54Do you know that?
00:13:55I know he does.
00:13:56He's my dad.
00:13:58But the real question is...
00:14:01Do you?
00:14:07Do you?
00:14:11Well, there you guys are.
00:14:16Hey, daddy.
00:14:18Come here.
00:14:19Welcome to the family.
00:14:21Congratulations.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:28She's drunk.
00:14:29I'm going to take her down the light.
00:14:30Maybe she'll soak it up a little bit.
00:14:32Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:34Yeah, only these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:14:38You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:51Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:53Me and not every girl.
00:14:54I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:57Can you please come up with something new?
00:15:04I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:05Just let me rest.
00:15:22Fine.
00:15:26I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:35Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:38Sophie.
00:15:50Sophie?
00:15:52Sophie.
00:15:53Wake up.
00:15:53Hey.
00:16:22So that was my first kiss.
00:16:27So that was my first kiss.
00:16:31Her first kiss?
00:16:32Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:36That wasn't a kiss.
00:16:36That was CPR.
00:16:39What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:41She's scared as shit.
00:16:41It's not funny.
00:16:44If you don't care about me, then why would you be so worried?
00:16:50Miss, I'm a more young girl.
00:16:56I love you.
00:17:02This is crazy.
00:17:04Mergers and acquisitions.
00:17:06Got it.
00:17:07Weapons, things like that.
00:17:13Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:17:15You have to stop thinking about it.
00:17:17All right, all right.
00:17:18It is late.
00:17:20It is my wedding night.
00:17:22Mm-hmm.
00:17:22And we...
00:17:27Going back to our tent.
00:17:29You all have fun, and we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:34Come on, baby.
00:17:42Ow.
00:17:43I'm pretty tired, too.
00:17:45So, tired of my tent.
00:17:47I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:18:14Where are you?
00:18:42Mr. Delancey, we're in your office.
00:18:43I don't know what to walk by.
00:18:46So what?
00:18:48I'm the CEO, a lot of more.
00:18:51You know how ever since you joined this company it's taken my full willpower and I think I see you
00:18:55in a minute.
00:18:56You know what I'll be?
00:18:58Then kiss me boss man.
00:19:07I'm gonna fuss rap against this one now.
00:19:10I don't know what kind of experience you had with these boys but...
00:19:13Are you about to have a look at them from around there?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:18Yes, why?
00:19:19Yes sir, please fuck me.
00:19:32I heard you calling my name.
00:19:41Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:45What? No.
00:19:47Why are you in my tent?
00:19:49Get out.
00:19:50You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse.
00:19:52You can't call my name, let me see that and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:20:02What do you want me to say?
00:20:04You want to tell?
00:20:05Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:20:07I'm very attracted to you.
00:20:08But any man would be in their right mind.
00:20:10You're beautiful, you're kind, you're sexy, you check every box.
00:20:14Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:20:16That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:20:19Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:20:22Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:48Where's your bra?
00:20:49I didn't wear one.
00:20:50Or babies.
00:20:55Fuck you.
00:21:04Jesse, I want you.
00:21:06Want me to what?
00:21:08I want you to make love to me.
00:21:10You're fucking.
00:21:12I want you inside of me now.
00:21:14I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:21:17This is what I've been waiting for.
00:21:23So that was my first curse.
00:21:25Sophie's still a virgin.
00:21:27You're a virgin.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30Stop, it's not my big deal.
00:21:31Fuck me.
00:21:32What the hell am I doing?
00:21:35Stop.
00:21:38Wait, stop, we can't do this.
00:21:39What? Why?
00:21:40I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:43You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:45Someone your own age.
00:21:45A man like me.
00:21:48You are the man I love.
00:21:49Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:50I've been waiting for you.
00:21:53I'm sorry, we can't do this.
00:21:55This should have never happened.
00:22:06He's such a jerk.
00:22:08I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:22:12What if he just can't?
00:22:14You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
00:22:16No, I felt it.
00:22:17It was hard as a rock.
00:22:18Mom, but what the hell is he resisting for?
00:22:22Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:22:26How?
00:22:26He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:22:29What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:37The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:40Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:44Step one, last.
00:22:46Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:48And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:57But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:23:00The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:23:03So then step two, greed.
00:23:06If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:23:09We'll play that game.
00:23:10Push, pull, repeat.
00:23:13Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:17Then step three, envy.
00:23:20It's bringing some competition, right?
00:23:22Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
00:23:26We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:23:29And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:37You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:39I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:41Oh, trust me.
00:23:42It will work.
00:23:47But how do I do step two?
00:23:49I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:54You gotta quit your bad habits, all right?
00:23:56No, no, no texting.
00:23:57Stop calling.
00:23:58Two weeks.
00:23:59Total silence.
00:24:00Two weeks?
00:24:01You'll completely forget about me.
00:24:03Trust me.
00:24:03In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:24:10Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:24:14Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:24:28Come on, go do what I told you.
00:24:31He's literally looking over here right now.
00:24:34Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:24:36Are you sure?
00:24:37I don't even know that guy.
00:24:39Listen, we went to college together, so I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable,
00:24:44and he's hot, and he's rich.
00:24:47I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:24:50And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:53Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:25:16Because I wanted this, though.
00:25:19She used to text me all the time.
00:25:21She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:25:22He's not the one tonight.
00:25:25Like bubbles in the sky.
00:25:27Oh, he's warm.
00:25:33Oh, God.
00:25:43I wanna feel the freedom of music
00:25:47As I make the next change for life
00:25:52I wanna feel the freedom of music
00:26:03Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you?
00:26:06It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:26:07Yes!
00:26:08Fish is taking the bait.
00:26:14Why isn't he here yet?
00:26:16You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:26:21Give it a second.
00:26:26What if he doesn't come?
00:26:28Hey, be patient, alright? Just...
00:26:3110 more minutes.
00:26:34Let's dance over there.
00:26:38He's not coming.
00:26:40Everything's over.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:48Told you we knew.
00:26:56Who the hell are you?
00:26:58I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:27:00Oh!
00:27:02Well...
00:27:03This is Sophie's uncle.
00:27:06Uncle.
00:27:07Uh, uh...
00:27:09It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:27:10I'm Sophie's friend.
00:27:13Why'd you come?
00:27:16Were you worried about me?
00:27:20Or maybe...
00:27:21Or maybe...
00:27:22Just a little jealous?
00:27:25Jealous?
00:27:26You sent me that text message alluring me here.
00:27:27Don't play smart.
00:27:28You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:27:39It's your choice.
00:27:40Then why are you here messing up my chance with mine meant to be?
00:27:45The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:49He's a total control freak.
00:27:52And he is super strict.
00:27:54She's fucking 21.
00:27:55She can do whatever she wants.
00:27:57Yeah, exactly.
00:27:57Right?
00:27:58Go over there and pull her aside.
00:28:00Please.
00:28:01And...
00:28:01Really...
00:28:02I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:28:05I really do think you should blur Jack.
00:28:17Fine.
00:28:18Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:21Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:23Do what exactly?
00:28:24Lose my virginity and give him work.
00:28:26That kid's a walking STD.
00:28:28He's not right for you.
00:28:30Sophie?
00:28:32I haven't seen you since college.
00:28:34I...
00:28:34I think we should tell him a good time.
00:28:36I remember.
00:28:39Hey, uncle!
00:28:42Sophie's 21.
00:28:45I think you can chillax, right?
00:28:47We're having fun.
00:28:48I'm sure she gets all the safe.
00:28:50Hm?
00:28:52Come with me.
00:28:54Jesse?
00:28:56Last chance.
00:28:57Do I go?
00:28:59You can do whatever you are.
00:29:02Orson will come here tonight.
00:29:04Great.
00:29:10I'll see you later then.
00:29:29Hey, don't knock the door.
00:29:30Okay, okay.
00:29:32Just one instant privacy.
00:29:33You want a drink?
00:29:34No.
00:29:35I'm fine.
00:29:41A guy and a girl.
00:29:44Alone.
00:29:46In a room.
00:29:48I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:51I respect our decision.
00:29:52Jesus.
00:29:54Well, you just man up.
00:29:55You're here, right?
00:29:56You obviously care about her.
00:29:58I mean, are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:30:03It's more complicated than you think.
00:30:08Can I do your kiss?
00:30:10Um, I'm not ready.
00:30:12We barely know each other.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14It's just a little kiss.
00:30:15I won't turn anything else.
00:30:16I'm sorry.
00:30:17I don't think I can do this.
00:30:18Then why did you go into my room?
00:30:20Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:30:22You're right.
00:30:22I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:23I'll get out of your hair.
00:30:26You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:30:29No!
00:30:29Get off of me!
00:30:38She said don't, motherfucker!
00:30:42Come on.
00:30:43You're coming home with me.
00:30:44Now.
00:30:53Oh, fuck.
00:30:54Why does he look so mad?
00:30:56Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:58Why would I be mad at you?
00:31:00Well, you look mad.
00:31:02And for what?
00:31:03You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age.
00:31:06So I did.
00:31:06And now you're upset.
00:31:09I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:31:12What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:31:14Was your friend gonna help you?
00:31:16What are you gonna do?
00:31:17Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:31:19What the fuck's going on in the head of your stuff?
00:31:21Okay, fine.
00:31:22I shouldn't have done that.
00:31:24But what else am I supposed to do?
00:31:26Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:31:28I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass
00:31:34woman.
00:31:35But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:31:40You have feelings for me too.
00:31:41You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:46Okay, fine.
00:31:47You know what?
00:31:47I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:53Okay, fine.
00:32:15Why is my dad calling you?
00:32:21George, what's up?
00:32:22Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:32:26But we're gonna be ready for another week and have an iron on our honeymoon.
00:32:31The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:32:35Now you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:32:38Do you want her if she stays with you for a week?
00:32:41Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:48What did you say?
00:32:52We gotta pack your stuff up.
00:32:54Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:56Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:33:10I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:33:14Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts, then you gotta go.
00:33:18Packed to being a cold hard ass.
00:33:20So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:33:24Because you did kiss me.
00:33:25Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:33:30That was my fault, I shouldn't have done that.
00:33:32I don't want you to feel bad. I wanted you to kiss me.
00:33:40That's the problem, Sophie.
00:33:42Because I'm gonna kiss you too.
00:33:55Your father trusts me.
00:33:57I can't betray his trust.
00:33:59My dad probably doesn't even care, you're just assuming that he does.
00:34:02I know him. I know men.
00:34:04If he found out about...
00:34:06Us, whatever this is...
00:34:08He will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:34:12So what? You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:34:25Just give me time.
00:34:27Meaning?
00:34:28After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:34:32So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:34:36Yes.
00:34:39Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:34:42And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:34:46Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy, so...
00:34:50I'm not gonna run away from this, but I wanna do it on my terms.
00:34:54Okay, what are your terms?
00:34:57Rule number one.
00:35:01No sex.
00:35:04No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:35:08Rule number two.
00:35:10No flirting.
00:35:12No tempting me.
00:35:13It's hard enough as it is.
00:35:15I can't promise anything.
00:35:17Rule number three.
00:35:18You're here for a week.
00:35:19No school stars, you can check into your dorm.
00:35:23It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:35:26I don't graduate for another year.
00:35:28That's so far away.
00:35:33My house.
00:35:35My rules.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:40I'll stay in your room.
00:35:53So, this is you.
00:35:55I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:36:06Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:36:08I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:36:10But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:36:19Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:36:23Jessie.
00:36:24I am.
00:36:27Rule number two.
00:36:28Go flirting.
00:36:35I can't see this.
00:36:52He's taking a shower.
00:36:56Same roof tonight.
00:36:58Same bed soon.
00:37:15Jessie.
00:37:16Jessie.
00:37:22Nope.
00:37:23This is killing me.
00:37:24I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:37:30Jessie.
00:37:32Jessie.
00:37:32Jessie.
00:37:42Where did he hide?
00:37:54What the?
00:38:00Milf's patch goes into him?
00:38:03So he likes older, whatever.
00:38:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:38:08I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:38:15No secret to this.
00:38:34Holy shit.
00:38:35So rough.
00:38:42Looks like he found out the secret.
00:38:48What are you doing in line?
00:38:50Um.
00:38:51I just can't get my things.
00:38:57You don't follow directions too well.
00:39:04How should I punish you?
00:39:06Pardon?
00:39:17How?
00:39:18How?
00:39:23She has no idea how fucking something she looks right now.
00:39:29Why'd you sneak into mom?
00:39:31Just wash corn?
00:39:33I just want to know what you like.
00:39:37Did you figure it out?
00:39:40You like hot moms?
00:39:42Hm.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:44Keep dancing.
00:39:46I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:49Got you for that, right?
00:39:54I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:57Got you for that, right?
00:39:59But Jessie?
00:40:01Mm-hmm.
00:40:02The rule is no flurry.
00:40:11That girl will be the death of me.
00:40:24What is he doing?
00:40:27What is he doing?
00:40:39What is he doing?
00:40:44What is he doing?
00:40:44What is he doing?
00:40:45What is he doing?
00:40:45What is he doing?
00:40:47What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:49What is he doing?
00:40:51What is he doing?
00:40:53What is he doing?
00:40:54What is he doing?
00:40:56What is he doing?
00:40:59I'll join you
00:41:02Let me help
00:41:15God damn it, I almost had him
00:41:27At the party
00:41:28You wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:41:41No
00:41:46Running away?
00:41:48You can't pretend anymore
00:41:52I'll handle the rest
00:42:03You gonna eat?
00:42:04Nope, I'm all sweaty from my workout
00:42:06So I'm gonna shower
00:42:10What workout?
00:42:11I can't pretend anymore
00:42:29Is that my shirt?
00:42:34So am I distracting you?
00:42:42You're breaking rules
00:42:44No flirting
00:42:46But I scared that
00:42:48And so?
00:42:50You hungry?
00:43:04No wonder
00:43:05No wonder?
00:43:05No
00:43:08Hey, she didn't bless us
00:43:10So what now are you doing punishment of us?
00:43:13Is that what you are?
00:43:14You don't want any pun?
00:43:20Punish me harder, please
00:43:29You really do deserve to be punished
00:43:33Yes, punish me now
00:43:46I needed this for so long
00:43:52I didn't know you were in such a kinky stuff
00:44:03I'm gonna leave you tied up here
00:44:05And say you promised to stop breaking the rules
00:44:18This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted
00:44:24You stay here, think about what you've done
00:44:35Jessie
00:44:38I'm back
00:44:43Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:44:47Hi
00:44:47I'm Jessie's wife
00:44:54Hi
00:44:55I'm Jessie's wife
00:44:58Yes, wife, Karen
00:44:59We're divorced
00:45:00Hmm
00:45:01Why are you here?
00:45:02I came for what's mine
00:45:03There's nothing in this house that's yours
00:45:05Boom
00:45:10I'm not leaving without it
00:45:21I miss you
00:45:22Even the club really hasn't been the same system
00:45:25Oh my god
00:45:26His ex-wife is here
00:45:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:45:31No, I...
00:45:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:45:39Don't bother, kiddo
00:45:40I know this place better than you
00:45:43And I know Jessie better than you
00:45:45He'll bore of you soon enough
00:45:49Get what you came for and get out
00:45:50And leave her out of this
00:45:52Jessie
00:45:55Still angry?
00:45:56With you
00:45:58I came for the engagement ring
00:46:00Mm-hmm
00:46:01An engagement ring, of course
00:46:03They were married after all
00:46:06I decided to keep it after all
00:46:13It's in my dressing room
00:46:22This was my dressing room
00:46:25Stay out of it
00:46:26I can handle my own shit
00:46:30Sorry
00:46:30This is my room now
00:46:33Oh, sweetie
00:46:36So, uh
00:46:37You two still don't share a bet?
00:46:39So what?
00:46:40I'm his girlfriend now
00:46:42Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:46:46And right here
00:46:50Sorry, no rings in there
00:46:52Just my decouplos that God gave me for free
00:46:56Looks like he might have given me yours, too
00:47:00You
00:47:01Little
00:47:03Bitch
00:47:06That's enough
00:47:07This is your last one
00:47:08You need to leave
00:47:09I'm gonna call the cops
00:47:10Jessie
00:47:12I know you still love me
00:47:14Trust me
00:47:16That was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:47:18Now I just regret meeting you
00:47:20You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie
00:47:23You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:47:36So
00:47:37You were married to that
00:47:39It's a choice I regret deeply
00:47:40Right, but you proposed after all
00:47:43If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her
00:47:46She's dangerous
00:47:47So why did you marry her?
00:47:50I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Constant
00:47:52I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:47:55What?
00:47:56You're kicking me out for her
00:47:58It's not safe for you here
00:47:59Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:48:02Are you still in love with her or something?
00:48:04No, Sophie
00:48:05I don't love her
00:48:13I love you
00:48:19Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:48:28Okay, don't be mad
00:48:30How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:48:35Are you scared now?
00:48:37Good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:48:43Nope
00:48:45I fought so hard to get in this house
00:48:46I'm not just gonna leave
00:48:49Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:48:59Get your mother out of the gutter
00:49:01So why did you guys break up?
00:49:03And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:49:06She lied to me
00:49:09About everything
00:49:10And she cheated on me
00:49:12When I finally saw who she truly was
00:49:14I was appalled by the fact that I married her
00:49:17Oh
00:49:19Shit
00:49:20Sorry
00:49:21Sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:49:23Even when you're married to them
00:49:28I'm gonna take it out
00:49:39I'm staying
00:49:41But
00:49:41I'll behave
00:49:42Okay?
00:49:43I'll follow all the rules
00:49:45I want more seduction attempts
00:49:48Please don't make me leave
00:49:51Fine
00:49:52You leave on the first day of school?
00:49:53Yes
00:49:54I knew you'd cave
00:49:57Oh
00:49:58I'll get it
00:50:01Karen won't make a move yet
00:50:02I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:50:06Jessie
00:50:07A neighborhood party?
00:50:09Okay
00:50:11Dear Mr. Delancey
00:50:13I'm throwing a get-together
00:50:15And would be delighted if you would join us
00:50:17It would be a great time with neighbors
00:50:19Please feel free to bring your partner
00:50:21The theme is Bridgerton
00:50:23So come dressed to impress
00:50:25Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:50:27And since when do I have neighbors?
00:50:30Bring your partner
00:50:31It'll be fun
00:50:32Hard pass
00:50:34You do want to show me off?
00:50:38A few days left
00:50:39Might as well let her have this
00:50:42Fine
00:50:43Yes
00:50:44Yes
00:50:44Jessie you're the best
00:51:00Ta-da
00:51:00It's cute right?
00:51:03Isn't it a little weird?
00:51:05Hey you're the one that phoned it in
00:51:07But at least I won't have a dress for him
00:51:12I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:51:16Let's go
00:51:20Hello?
00:51:20Boss
00:51:21Boss
00:51:21The CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:51:23He requested an emergency meeting
00:51:25Alright I'm on the way
00:51:27Work emergency?
00:51:29Yeah
00:51:30Go ahead I'll be at the parties
00:51:32Go
00:51:32I'll try my neighbors
00:51:41Hello
00:51:42I'm here for the
00:51:46There you are
00:51:48The party
00:51:52Karen who is this?
00:51:54You invited a maid to the party
00:51:56And she's dressed so uniquely
00:52:00Do you know where the host is?
00:52:02The host?
00:52:04Don't you mean your master?
00:52:07Oh poor maid
00:52:09Karen's the one you're looking for
00:52:12Oh and then don't rush off
00:52:14You know everybody here
00:52:16Stay
00:52:17And play
00:52:20Is this for me?
00:52:22No
00:52:27It looks delicious
00:52:33Oops
00:52:33I spilled it
00:52:36It's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
00:52:41She is the agent who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting
00:52:45Ooh
00:52:46The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way
00:52:49Way to the top
00:52:50No no be nice
00:52:51She did climb into bed with your boss
00:52:55Shouldn't you call her
00:52:56Mrs. Delancey?
00:52:58Oh Karen
00:52:59The only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:53:03Not some trashy maid
00:53:05Who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:53:22Get away from me
00:53:23Get away from me
00:53:24You set this up
00:53:26You're nothing but a street whore
00:53:32Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:53:36Okay everybody
00:53:37Throw in the pool to wash off the filth
00:53:40Get her
00:53:49Someone help I didn't do anything
00:53:52Save it
00:53:52Oh save it whore
00:53:54There's someone who cares
00:53:56Push her in
00:54:10Patience
00:54:10You're not clean yet
00:54:12Hold her down
00:54:25Guess who'll kill you for this?
00:54:26Will the bus come after us?
00:54:28No
00:54:28She's Karen
00:54:29And she is nothing
00:54:32Who do you think will win?
00:54:33Go on
00:54:34Whatever happens I'll take the blood
00:54:41Jesse!
00:54:46Sophie?
00:54:47What the fuck are you doing?
00:54:55Jesse you can try to kill me
00:54:57It's okay
00:54:58Oh
00:55:00I should have never let you go
00:55:01You okay?
00:55:03I'll take the
00:55:06You have a problem
00:55:07You come to me
00:55:07You don't drag her into this
00:55:09You're overreacting baby
00:55:10We were just playing around
00:55:12I was just playing
00:55:13Let's play
00:55:17Jesse
00:55:18You're doing this to me for some blood
00:55:21Boss you can't do this to your fiance
00:55:23She's nothing
00:55:24Yes when your relationship was falling apart
00:55:27Karen begged you over and over
00:55:29And you still broke up with her
00:55:31Exactly
00:55:31And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:55:34You jerk
00:55:36Should we tell them the truth?
00:55:38Mistress?
00:55:39There was no mistress
00:55:40She was the one that was cheating
00:55:43No
00:55:44You
00:55:45Yeah
00:55:46You
00:55:46I found to stop loving you a long time ago
00:55:49After all the lying
00:55:50And the cheating
00:55:51And the drug use
00:55:53No
00:55:55You're a horrible person
00:55:56Disguised with a beautiful face
00:55:57And no one will ever love you
00:56:00OMG
00:56:01She
00:56:01She was the cheater
00:56:02What a bitch
00:56:04We all thought Jesse was the liar
00:56:07Jesse
00:56:08You know who my father is
00:56:10And you know what happens when you cross
00:56:12Yeah I do
00:56:13But if he wants to work I'll give him one
00:56:16Are you threatening me?
00:56:17I'm not threatening you know
00:56:18I'm telling you don't fuck with people I care about
00:56:34Any one of you that touched her
00:56:35I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:56:37Or I swear to god I'll bury every one of them
00:56:40Mr. Delancey wait please
00:56:41I can't lose this job
00:56:43Wait
00:56:52It's not my fault
00:56:53I shouldn't have dragged you into this
00:56:55Jesse
00:56:58From here
00:57:00Jesse I love you
00:57:02Don't let you
00:57:05I love you too
00:57:06But you're not safe with me
00:57:08You have to go
00:57:16George
00:57:17We have to talk
00:57:19It's about your daughter
00:57:32I trusted you
00:57:33I trusted you
00:57:34As my only daughter
00:57:35Dad
00:57:36Why are you here?
00:57:38So we are
00:57:43He scared me to death
00:57:45It was an accident
00:57:46Jesse wasn't even there
00:57:48Do not defend him
00:57:49You are coming home with me
00:57:51I'm not leaving
00:57:55I start school soon
00:57:56It's closer to here
00:57:57I will drive you
00:57:59I'm not going back
00:58:02I
00:58:02Sophie
00:58:04Go with your father
00:58:06Do you want me to leave?
00:58:14Yes
00:58:14You're exhausting
00:58:16And a distraction
00:58:17And I'm done
00:58:18Babysitting children
00:58:19Do not talk to her like that
00:58:21You mean
00:58:25You're better off at home
00:58:26Then I have to work
00:58:29Come on
00:58:30Come on
00:58:31We are leaving
00:58:32Dad
00:58:33I
00:58:33Just wait in the car
00:58:34I have to pack my stuff
00:58:35Really quick
00:58:36And
00:58:37Say goodbye
00:58:39To Michael just
00:58:47So you're really doing this
00:58:49Men like me
00:58:50Shouldn't be with girls like you
00:58:51So that's it?
00:58:52But what about our deal?
00:58:53You said that after I dodged you
00:58:54I'm just stalling to get you off my back
00:58:59You're such a coward
00:59:01Jesse the Lancie
00:59:09Thank you
00:59:09Uncle Jesse
00:59:10For your hospitality
00:59:12I don't think we're going to see each other again
00:59:15I tried so hard
00:59:16To make things work
00:59:17But every time I make progress
00:59:20You just recoil back into your shell
00:59:22Like a scared little boy
00:59:24I was willing to die on this hill for us
00:59:26But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
00:59:31I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
00:59:36Goodbye Jesse
00:59:41I'm in love with you Jesse
00:59:50Jesse I love you
00:59:52Don't like you
00:59:55I love you too Sophie
00:59:56In the darkness
00:59:59In the rain
01:00:02Give me shelter
01:00:05Share the pain
01:00:09Take forever
01:00:11I can't wait
01:00:15If we're together
01:00:19Then I'll survive for one more day
01:00:29Hey dad
01:00:30I decided to go to China
01:00:32And take a gap year
01:00:33Sweetheart
01:00:34Did you say China?
01:00:35Is everything okay sweetheart?
01:00:37Yeah
01:00:38I'm fine dad
01:00:39I just need a change of scenery
01:00:41And if I can help some people along the way
01:00:43Even just one person
01:00:44I'll be happy
01:00:46Okay sweetheart
01:00:47I support you
01:00:48Thanks
01:01:01George
01:01:01What are you doing?
01:01:02Just gave me a talk to you about Sophie
01:01:05Something's off with her
01:01:06Did Sophie tell George?
01:01:09Maybe I should just come clean
01:01:11Listen
01:01:11I'm sorry
01:01:12That I kicked her out of the house
01:01:13Don't worry about that
01:01:14I heard she got into an argument
01:01:16She'll come around
01:01:17I don't think that's it
01:01:20Look I haven't been a good father
01:01:22I'm always laying
01:01:24Always working
01:01:25Getting remarried
01:01:27Look I have some issues
01:01:28But
01:01:29But I love my daughter
01:01:31With all my heart
01:01:33I just know there's something else
01:01:35Either somebody broke up
01:01:37Or somebody cheated on her
01:01:38Cause she's moving to China
01:01:40She's what?
01:01:42Calm down
01:01:43The reaction's bigger than mine
01:01:44She's only going there for a year
01:01:46She wants to teach English
01:01:47To young kids in rural Yen
01:01:49And
01:01:49You're just gonna let your 21 year old daughter
01:01:51Go to China?
01:01:52George what the fuck?
01:01:54She doesn't speak the language?
01:01:55We don't know anybody over there
01:01:56What if something happens to her?
01:01:58What if she gets killed
01:01:58And she ends up in a dish?
01:01:59Cassie
01:02:00She's gonna be fine
01:02:01She's joining a group out there
01:02:02And I came here
01:02:03Because I thought you would know something
01:02:06You don't
01:02:07You don't think she's pregnant do you?
01:02:09Did she mention anything about
01:02:11About a boyfriend?
01:02:14She was thinking
01:02:15Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:02:17You're my best friend
01:02:18Practically wise to grow up
01:02:20Why would she tell you anything?
01:02:22I guess I just need to be patient
01:02:23And never tell me when she's ready
01:02:26Anyway
01:02:27Alright well I'll get out of here
01:02:28I know you're a busy guy
01:02:30Wanna go off on this weekend?
01:02:32Yeah
01:02:33Yeah
01:02:34When's her flight?
01:02:35She already left
01:02:36It took her airport about an hour ago
01:02:40Excuse me
01:02:43Sorry
01:02:49I was willing to die on this hill for us
01:02:51But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:02:54I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:02:58You are worth fighting for Sophie
01:03:06Breaking news
01:03:08Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing
01:03:10Has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:03:12The entire LAX airport has shut down
01:03:15Emergency services are on site
01:03:17287 passengers are on board
01:03:20No survivors are confirmed so far
01:03:24That's Sophie's flight
01:03:34This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:03:36Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:03:39I'm sorry sir
01:03:40No one's getting into the airport tonight
01:03:42LAX is shut down
01:03:44My girlfriend's on that flight
01:03:45I gotta see if she's okay
01:03:46Sir
01:03:47Like I said
01:03:48No one's getting in there
01:03:49Now you can wait here with everyone else
01:03:51And we'll have some information for you soon
01:03:58Party and push the whistle
01:04:00I wish you'd turn
01:04:05Just one last time around
01:04:10To see the skies above me
01:04:13Falling down
01:04:17Don't know why you just can't stay here
01:04:20I'm sick of that
01:04:23Jessie?
01:04:24Jessie?
01:04:24I know that I keep saying
01:04:25I need you for real
01:04:26No head with a head to shake
01:04:29I know that I keep saying
01:04:32I need you to be young
01:04:33I gotta be out of days
01:04:37Help me
01:04:39Help me
01:04:41Rain through my eyes
01:04:43Reminds me
01:04:44Stop your up my way
01:04:47Cause I trust first
01:04:48Sticking this time
01:04:55I think I lost you
01:04:58I thought you were on that flight
01:04:59That wasn't my flight
01:05:01My flight's to Hong Kong
01:05:02But it got canceled
01:05:04Thank God
01:05:06I'm still leaving, Jessie
01:05:08I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:05:10Okay, it's exhausting
01:05:12It was good to see you
01:05:16You were fighting for
01:05:17What?
01:05:19What?
01:05:20The night you left
01:05:21You told me
01:05:22You hoped that one day
01:05:23I'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:05:24But I have
01:05:27It's you
01:05:28Right?
01:05:28I'm just giving you one more chance
01:05:30And I will prove to you
01:05:30That I'm done running
01:05:32I'm done running away from my feelings
01:05:34I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:05:35And die on this mountain for both of us
01:05:37And if the sky falls
01:05:38I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:05:41Just give me one more chance
01:05:43But what about my dad?
01:05:45He said he'll kill you
01:05:46I'll give him not to
01:05:49And what about waiting until after college?
01:05:52I'm only young once
01:05:53You're really wasting my years here, Jessie
01:05:55Anytime
01:05:57Whatever you want
01:05:58Whenever you want
01:06:00What are you waiting for?
01:06:02Give me home
01:06:12Oh my god
01:06:13I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:06:15The man I love
01:06:24Can I join you?
01:06:45Does that feel good?
01:06:46Yes
01:06:47I'll make you feel even better
01:07:04Hurry up
01:07:06I'm not going to hurt you
01:07:07It's your first time
01:07:09I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:07:11So it doesn't hurt
01:07:37Finally I have you out of myself, Sophie
01:07:39You know
01:07:50I can't believe this is real
01:07:53You half naked in the kitchen
01:07:54Cooking breakfast
01:07:56I think I've had dreams about this
01:08:00Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:08:02I'm going to
01:08:04Middle-aged man
01:08:05Divorced man like me
01:08:06Get a girl like you
01:08:07I'm not deserving
01:08:08You're not old
01:08:09Okay?
01:08:10Forties are a man's best year
01:08:11Oh yeah?
01:08:13Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:08:15Because I'm going to die
01:08:16Way before you do
01:08:17I don't know who's going to take care of you then
01:08:19That's why you need to quit smoking
01:08:21And then I'll start smoking
01:08:22And then we can die at the same age
01:08:25Eat your breakfast
01:08:26As soon as you're done
01:08:27I'm going to drop you out of home
01:08:28Why?
01:08:29I can't stay?
01:08:30I have something to do
01:08:30It's pretty important
01:08:31So
01:08:34I called your dad
01:08:35I can't plead
01:08:38You what?
01:08:39Jesse
01:08:40You did not
01:08:41I'm a man, Sophia
01:08:42A man has to do what a man has to do
01:08:44I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:08:46Especially because you're George's daughter
01:08:47I don't want you to be here when you get to
01:08:49Because coming at noon
01:08:51It might get violent
01:08:52Jesse
01:08:53I can't go
01:08:54Are you crazy?
01:08:54You said it yourself
01:08:55He will shoot you dead
01:08:56Like graveyard dead
01:08:59He's not going to shoot me
01:09:00He might punch me in the face
01:09:01But he's not going to shoot me
01:09:06You motherfucker
01:09:07I know your ass is in it
01:09:09Get your ass out
01:09:10Mom
01:09:11Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:09:12We're in this together
01:09:18I had a bad feeling
01:09:19Motherfucker
01:09:20I am going to fucking kill you
01:09:22Sophie
01:09:23Sophie
01:09:24Get out of the way
01:09:25Sophie
01:09:25Go to your bedroom
01:09:27Let me talk to your dad
01:09:27That is my line
01:09:29You can't tell her that
01:09:31Sophie
01:09:32Go to your room
01:09:33Daddy, you can't kill him
01:09:35Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:09:36It's not his fault, okay?
01:09:38I chased Jesse first
01:09:39You're just a dumb kid
01:09:41You
01:09:41You ought to know better
01:09:43You're twice her age
01:09:44How could you do that to my child?
01:09:46Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:09:49How can you judge us?
01:09:51That is different
01:09:52He is not right for you
01:09:53You're 21 years old
01:09:55You have your whole life in front of you
01:09:57Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:10:00I love him
01:10:04I've loved him ever since I met him
01:10:06And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:10:08And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:10:10But I just can't
01:10:14My heart skips a beat
01:10:15Every time I see him
01:10:17I don't know how to explain it
01:10:19Or what it is
01:10:20But I know he's the one
01:10:22Okay?
01:10:23He's always been the one
01:10:25So if you're going to shoot him
01:10:26You have to shoot me too
01:10:34You're going to marry my daughter
01:10:36What?
01:10:37Yes
01:10:38Yes, we
01:10:39I would love to
01:10:40With your permission
01:10:41Of course
01:10:41If you break her heart
01:10:43I'm going to kill you
01:10:45If you cheat on her
01:10:47I'm going to chop your dick off
01:10:48And slice you into fucking pieces
01:10:53That won't be necessary
01:10:54Alright
01:10:54I think the world of your daughter
01:10:55All I want for her
01:10:57Is to make sure that she feels loved
01:10:58And happy
01:10:59Alright
01:11:04That's the deal then
01:11:06Don't break it
01:11:11Oh my god
01:11:13Jesse
01:11:13Tad
01:11:15As my daughter
01:11:16You have my blessing
01:11:18As for you
01:11:19He's a man
01:11:21He understands
01:11:22That's alright
01:11:23And I probably deserve that
01:11:26Send me a bill for the wedding
01:11:28Till then
01:11:29He'll talk to me
01:11:37Selfie
01:11:38I love you
01:11:39I love you more
01:11:45Finally
01:11:45After a decade of waiting
01:11:48I landed the man of my dreams
01:11:50We got married
01:11:51Right after I graduated college
01:11:52I couldn't wait to be
01:11:53Mrs. Delancey
01:11:54As for my dad
01:11:56I cannot believe
01:11:57I'm getting a baby brother
01:11:58Jeez dad
01:11:59You're like
01:11:59Almost 50
01:12:00Well ladies
01:12:02Moral of the story is
01:12:03You shouldn't give up
01:12:04On finding real love
01:12:05Not the kind that fades
01:12:07Or gets replaced
01:12:07But the kind that stays with you
01:12:10Quietly
01:12:10Even through the years
01:12:11Because when it's real
01:12:13It has a way of
01:12:14Finding its way back to you
01:12:15Love will attack
01:12:16Rising Mississippi
01:12:17He just waits
01:12:18For the right time
01:12:23You're not getting away
01:12:24From your chesty
01:12:25Then I can lose you
01:12:27To some dumb blonde
01:12:28You little bitch
01:12:30Just you wait
01:12:32This is the beginning
01:12:34Of the end
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