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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy Episodes Underdog Rise, Revenge
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00:00:01Drink trash, trash boy!
00:00:03You think you can hang with us?
00:00:04You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:08You're nothing.
00:00:09Don't pay for these, Paxton!
00:00:10What are you gonna do about it?
00:00:11I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:13I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:22Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:27Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I didn't need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:40You're an idiot, Jack.
00:00:41A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you.
00:00:48One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:58That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Source to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:19Hey, Jack, sun's up.
00:01:21Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:29now's your chance.
00:01:33Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:39Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:41This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:56Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:01:58Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:02:02Really?
00:02:03Yeah, come on.
00:02:04You remember my birthday?
00:02:05Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:09Open up, boys.
00:02:17There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:02:20You know.
00:02:21I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:22You know that, Vince?
00:02:23No, you won't.
00:02:25I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:27You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:30Hmm?
00:02:30Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:40Will you give it up?
00:02:41She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:46What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50What the hell, Vic?
00:02:52And, you know, we was just having some fun.
00:02:54Isn't that right?
00:02:56Oh, wow.
00:02:56I mean, are you ready for our date or what?
00:02:58Come on, baby.
00:02:59I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:03:00Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:03This is not life.
00:03:04He's the help.
00:03:04I swear to God.
00:03:06Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:14That's funny.
00:03:15That's funny.
00:03:16Excuse me.
00:03:24I'm sorry!
00:03:31What a jerk.
00:03:32Did you hurt him?
00:03:33What the hell, Angie?
00:03:35How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:37I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:39After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:42Angie.
00:03:46Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:48You don't have any real friends.
00:03:50They think you're all weak.
00:03:52We can hinge.
00:03:53Fighting Phenom.
00:03:54Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:55On tonight's win.
00:03:56Clutching.
00:04:00I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:01I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:03Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:08You really shouldn't do that, Madonna.
00:04:11And...
00:04:12Told you.
00:04:17Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:20Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:22I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:27Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:29He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:32Good to meet you, though.
00:04:37You...
00:04:37You need a new mop?
00:04:40You don't know who I am?
00:04:42Am I supposed to?
00:04:43You're a janitor.
00:04:45I can't believe it.
00:04:46I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:47He forgot me?
00:04:48Good...
00:04:50Luck.
00:04:50I should interview more often.
00:04:52Camera.
00:04:53He makes my job.
00:04:55He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:56He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:59Oh, my God!
00:05:01Paxton!
00:05:01Angie?
00:05:02Hey!
00:05:03How are you doing?
00:05:04How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:05How have you been?
00:05:06I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:08Broke some records.
00:05:08Broke some hearts.
00:05:09You know how it is.
00:05:10God, you look amazing.
00:05:13By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:18All right, gym bunnies and gym rats, listen up.
00:05:21Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:25Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:29As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:34Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:37I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight.
00:06:06You're next.
00:06:08He's challenging me?
00:06:09Does he remember who I am?
00:06:12Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:15Paxton!
00:06:16Hey!
00:06:17Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:18I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:21Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:23The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:26What?
00:06:27What's so funny?
00:06:32You're a twig, man.
00:06:34I'd destroy you.
00:06:35Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:36And go wash my gym shorts.
00:06:38See?
00:06:38I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:41Cause...
00:06:41I know it's a real ID.
00:06:45All right, all right, come on.
00:06:47Jack, cut it out!
00:06:48Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter.
00:06:52And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:54You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:59Did you say Jack?
00:07:00So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:05Eh...
00:07:05Doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:08You're dead!
00:07:09Oh, yeah?
00:07:10And, uh...
00:07:11How do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:18I got it!
00:07:19I got it!
00:07:29You want me?
00:07:30Come and get me.
00:07:39Careful there.
00:07:40You might tire yourself out.
00:07:41Shut up!
00:07:47I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:48Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:07:49Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake.
00:07:59Jack.
00:08:05You're gonna regret turning me down, hands.
00:08:07Vick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:12What do you say, Ant?
00:08:14Are you gonna make an honest man?
00:08:19What do you do? Go out there!
00:08:26I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:30I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:34I mean attacks!
00:08:35Angie?
00:08:40My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:43What happened? Who did this to you?
00:08:45It was those fucking rat rooms!
00:08:49What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:08:53What happened?
00:08:56It was Vick. He's a monster.
00:08:59Vick? My chief investor?
00:09:05Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:07Vick's men. I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:11Sometimes, uh, a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:14There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:16Guess he'd know all about that.
00:09:17You wanna go another round?
00:09:18I don't see why not.
00:09:21Hey, boys!
00:09:23Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:28What?
00:09:29Are you firing me?
00:09:32Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:34What?
00:09:34No, knucklehead. I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:38Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:42Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:45Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you can't do that.
00:09:46I'm the fighter you sponsored. I won that fight.
00:09:49Just settle down over there.
00:09:50There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:55I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:58Plus, think about it.
00:09:59The rags to riches story.
00:10:01A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:05He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:07What about me?
00:10:08You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:11And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:18Okay. I'll do it.
00:10:20So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:24Try it, punk.
00:10:26Hey, boys. I got a paper to ask.
00:10:29I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:31Would either of you be interested?
00:10:33It'd be an honor.
00:10:34I won't let you down.
00:10:36That's perfect. You're both hired.
00:10:39Both of us.
00:10:42We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:49She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:51You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:52What are you two doing?
00:10:54Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:10:56She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:57Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:11:00And talk like function adults.
00:11:05Okay. I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:10You wanna learn to fight, right?
00:11:12So, let me teach you.
00:11:14The right way.
00:11:16Well reasoned.
00:11:17Jack?
00:11:17She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:20Don't.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:27You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:29Jack's right.
00:11:30Wow.
00:11:32So go on.
00:11:33Teach me.
00:11:34You're my trainers, right?
00:11:35So give me a demonstration.
00:11:46Alright.
00:11:46I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:48And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:50And as a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:54So.
00:11:59Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:07Alright Angie, so when we're in this position what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna go
00:12:11What is going on here?
00:12:15What is going on here?
00:12:17We were just-
00:12:18You know what?
00:12:20I don't wanna know.
00:12:22I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:25Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:26Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:30Show him how to sign up.
00:12:32Right away, sir.
00:12:35You snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:37So.
00:12:39I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:43Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:45At 7pm.
00:12:47At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:51Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:55That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:13:00Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:03Yo!
00:13:04Let's go!
00:13:07I'll be there.
00:13:09Don't be late.
00:13:13Look, man.
00:13:14I don't like you.
00:13:15And you don't like me.
00:13:16We've established that, okay?
00:13:17So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:19Why?
00:13:20What's the hurry?
00:13:21You got a date or something?
00:13:24With Angie?
00:13:25Get out of town.
00:13:26Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:28Jealous?
00:13:28Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:30You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:33He used to date Angie?
00:13:34And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:38I will not.
00:13:40Whoa, whoa!
00:13:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:42That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:43Alright.
00:13:44Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49It's locked.
00:13:53Eventually?
00:13:54My date with Angie is at 7.
00:13:56I'm gonna miss it.
00:13:57And...
00:13:58Bump.
00:14:10Well, well, well.
00:14:12Hey, Luigi, look at the fart blew it.
00:14:15Hey, man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:17You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:18You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:21You look like a little boy.
00:14:22You're making fun of me?
00:14:24Duh.
00:14:25You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:27We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:33What the?
00:14:35That's it!
00:14:39Whoa!
00:14:40Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:43I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces.
00:14:47How are you gonna register without any money?
00:14:49Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:51Huh?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:54Oh, shit!
00:15:01Wait!
00:15:03Wait!
00:15:11I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:17Enzo.
00:15:18Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:20He'll understand, right?
00:15:21You're fired!
00:15:22And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:26That's a bad idea.
00:15:28Angie, maybe show off the money.
00:15:32What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:35I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:39Yo!
00:15:41You lookin' for me?
00:15:48Oh!
00:15:53Jesus, man!
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:15:55That's a strong reaction.
00:15:57Been lookin' for you.
00:15:58What's wrong?
00:15:59I might've lost my money.
00:16:01Oh!
00:16:01You what?!
00:16:04Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:05It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:06I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:08Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:10Alright.
00:16:11I'll take pity on you.
00:16:12How much you need?
00:16:12I don't need your money, man.
00:16:14I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:15I don't need a frickin' handout from you.
00:16:17Alright.
00:16:18Whatever you say, dawg.
00:16:21Think, Jack.
00:16:22Think.
00:16:22A kid kinda reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:27There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:38He really is just like me.
00:16:40Listen.
00:16:41My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:44They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:48Nice job.
00:16:51Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:53Let's beat that job.
00:16:55Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:56Let's beat that job.
00:16:57Wait.
00:16:58We can't.
00:16:59He's just a kid.
00:16:59We can't beat him up.
00:17:00He's a thief.
00:17:03He's a woman.
00:17:06Just like I was.
00:17:08He's probably an orphan, too.
00:17:10Homeless.
00:17:13He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:15Wait. Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:24Let him keep it.
00:17:25Honestly, yeah.
00:17:27He reminds me of someone.
00:17:29I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:32Has Paxton changed?
00:17:39Besides man, beatin' up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me.
00:17:44Got better shit to do now.
00:17:46Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:49Right.
00:17:50Well, I'm by the dip.
00:17:54By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:59Shit, I still need to register.
00:18:03No, no, no, no, wait, please.
00:18:05I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:07Here, I know it's not enough money.
00:18:09Look, baby, save it.
00:18:10We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:12But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:14I was waiting outside, you can't close now.
00:18:16It's out of my hands.
00:18:16I sold the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:23Shit, not those guys again.
00:18:26Hey!
00:18:28Wait up.
00:18:30Look who it is.
00:18:32Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:35So what do you want?
00:18:36A challenge.
00:18:37If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:41What if you lose, huh?
00:18:43What could you even offer?
00:18:44Where did she come from now?
00:18:55Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:58Give me that shit.
00:18:59Get out of here!
00:19:06Finally.
00:19:07Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:15Hello?
00:19:16Angie?
00:19:17Where are you, Jack?
00:19:18Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:23I'm coming.
00:19:25Stay right there.
00:19:35Angie!
00:19:38There you are.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:40You left me waiting.
00:19:44You look beautiful.
00:19:46I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where
00:19:52the hell is Vic?
00:19:53It's alright now.
00:19:54It's alright.
00:19:54Did he touch you?
00:19:55He got scared off.
00:19:56Did he hurt you?
00:19:57It's fine.
00:19:59He got scared off.
00:20:00Bye.
00:20:01You sure you want me to wear this?
00:20:03I mean, red is so not my cover.
00:20:08Oh, hey.
00:20:09You got the voucher?
00:20:10Thanks.
00:20:11What is he doing here?
00:20:14I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:16Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:22I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:24It's just that, with it being the investors banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:20:27Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:28And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:31Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:33It's alright.
00:20:33It's clear.
00:20:34Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:36I'm more reliable.
00:20:38It's fine.
00:20:39Right?
00:20:40Everything is fine.
00:20:42Double the date.
00:20:43It's double the protection.
00:20:44Right?
00:20:46And double the fun.
00:20:49So, what do you say?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:54As you wish.
00:20:56Alright.
00:20:57Go on.
00:21:01Here.
00:21:02Use the shed to change.
00:21:04I'll meet you and the ballroom after.
00:21:06Yes, ma'am.
00:21:11You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:13I think she likes it.
00:21:14No.
00:21:15She likes me, man.
00:21:23Briefs?
00:21:24What?
00:21:24What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:26I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:30What do you wear?
00:21:30Baggy boxers?
00:21:38He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:40You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:44Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:48Look, dude.
00:21:50If you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for her dance
00:21:54right now.
00:21:55Right now?
00:21:56She'd never dance with you.
00:21:58You think so?
00:21:59We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.
00:22:03We used to love dancing real.
00:22:09Dirty.
00:22:11Dirty dancing.
00:22:14Hey!
00:22:15Give me back my pants!
00:22:16Hey!
00:22:17Give me back my...
00:22:20Pants.
00:22:23Pants.
00:22:27Shit!
00:22:28What should I do now?
00:22:45What are you wearing?
00:22:47I can explain.
00:22:48Wow!
00:22:49Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:50On clearance from the dumpster store, or...?
00:22:54Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:56Thanks, Angie.
00:22:58I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:00Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:03Rags to riches.
00:23:04Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:07We're gonna make so much money tonight.
00:23:11Alright.
00:23:12You guys stay put.
00:23:13I'll be right back with some, uh...
00:23:15Investors to schmoes.
00:23:17You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:18Aw, thanks, Doug.
00:23:24Angie Bianchi.
00:23:25No.
00:23:26He's about to make a move.
00:23:28May I have this dance?
00:23:34Wow!
00:23:35Um...
00:23:35Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:39He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:41And I like...
00:23:43You were both my dates, right?
00:23:46And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:51Everybody needs somebody and you're the one I want.
00:23:58Feels like a miracle.
00:24:01Feels like a miracle.
00:24:05Feels like a miracle.
00:24:11When I'm with you.
00:24:26Jack, come on.
00:24:28Hey, Enzo, what are you doing, man?
00:24:30Come on, let's go.
00:24:34What was that?
00:24:35I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:38Really?
00:24:38That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:41What?
00:24:41Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:43You know that.
00:24:44Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:46I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:48There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:51Where's his pants, huh?
00:24:54Angie, I miss him.
00:25:05How you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:07Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:25:09or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:11Why?
00:25:13All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:25:15She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:18This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:20The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:23Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:25Hi, it's good to have you.
00:25:26He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:31I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:37All right, now hold on.
00:25:38Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:39He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:42This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:46That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:50This kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:25:54The public life is for the rich.
00:26:01Hey, you think you could be our friend?
00:26:03You don't belong with us.
00:26:07Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:08He's a good kid.
00:26:12Hey, man.
00:26:13Hey, so piss off, man.
00:26:21Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:23I don't belong here.
00:26:26I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:33He's brought the fucking girl.
00:26:35Come on.
00:26:36Help.
00:26:36Help.
00:26:37Somebody help me.
00:26:38Help.
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:45Jackie, my boy.
00:26:46How you doing, kid?
00:26:48I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:56What's up, Juan?
00:26:57Oh, Paxton.
00:26:59Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:02He says that little janitor that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:07Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:09But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:11He's got more drive and follow-through and his right hook than you'll ever have in your
00:27:14entire miserable life.
00:27:16Paxton.
00:27:17I never.
00:27:18If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:21I'm the best in the world.
00:27:23I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:25So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:34What do you want with Angie?
00:27:35Is it obvious?
00:27:37I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:41Oh, look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:45You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:49I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:51What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:53Three?
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55Three more times, huh?
00:27:56This guy's funny.
00:27:58I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:00Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:02Let's go.
00:28:07All right.
00:28:08What's two more times?
00:28:13Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:15Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:17Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:19Man.
00:28:19Hey, I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:24You should be thanking me.
00:28:26Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:29Okay, okay.
00:28:31Enough, enough.
00:28:31Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:41Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:43It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:47What a great performance.
00:28:49But let's get real.
00:28:50You're alone.
00:28:52And you ain't invincible.
00:29:05Where's Angie?
00:29:06She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:07I got this.
00:29:08Hey, shut up.
00:29:09I need you on my six.
00:29:17Oh, crap.
00:29:21Angie!
00:29:22Hey, boys.
00:29:24You want to give me a hand?
00:29:27I'll try.
00:29:30I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:33If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:38we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:29:40But yeah, thanks.
00:29:45I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:46Wake the fuck up!
00:29:56It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:00Until next time.
00:30:07Is this your beer?
00:30:08Yes.
00:30:18Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:21Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:24No, man.
00:30:25But what about all the-
00:30:26We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:27All right?
00:30:28Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:31Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:35What do you say?
00:30:36Deal?
00:30:38Truce.
00:30:40I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:30:43We'll get our fight.
00:30:45In time.
00:30:47All right.
00:30:48Okay.
00:30:49I got money to spend.
00:30:50Janitor.
00:30:51That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:54It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:59All right, you ready?
00:31:00Mm-hmm.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:03Is that too hard?
00:31:04No, I'm fine.
00:31:06What?
00:31:06I'm not some fragile princess.
00:31:08I got stamina.
00:31:11Wait.
00:31:12Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:16Oh, God.
00:31:17Am I flirting back?
00:31:19Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:23We're good.
00:31:24Where are you going?
00:31:25All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:30Bye.
00:31:38Well, that didn't work.
00:31:49What's going on?
00:31:51Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:54Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:57I hope it's him.
00:31:58Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:02And the unlucky best it is.
00:32:09What?
00:32:10What's wrong?
00:32:12I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:14Dude.
00:32:15You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:19Who's Andre?
00:32:21Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:23Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:28Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:32Come off of it, man.
00:32:34You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:35It's got to be myth.
00:32:38Right?
00:32:41Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me.
00:32:49I go to the spa.
00:32:54I've never been to one of you.
00:32:55Dude.
00:32:56Let me talk about it.
00:33:04You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:06Where does it say that?
00:33:07You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:33:09You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:12Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:17Finally.
00:33:22Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:25You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:26So annoying.
00:33:29And you are?
00:33:31Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:36Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:39No!
00:33:40No!
00:33:42Hey!
00:33:43I'm trapped in here!
00:33:43Angie!
00:33:44Paxton!
00:33:48Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:51Oh, thanks.
00:33:52You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:56Who knows with that guy.
00:33:58Where is he, by the way?
00:33:59He's, uh...
00:34:02Help!
00:34:03He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:05Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:08What a weirdo, right?
00:34:10I hate him.
00:34:11Nick Paxton was right.
00:34:16Why can't they hear me?
00:34:18Are they flirting?
00:34:21Oh, I think...
00:34:23I'm gonna die.
00:34:29Angie.
00:34:31I tried to tell him.
00:34:32A lot of guys prefer to go to me.
00:34:34Angie!
00:34:40Jack!
00:34:41What the hell happened?
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:44All right, man?
00:34:44Come on, come on.
00:34:45Let's go.
00:34:49So, Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:51That's what he says.
00:34:53I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:55I believe you.
00:34:57I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:35:00Accidents.
00:35:02In the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:05But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:35:07And I know you didn't pay...
00:35:08Hey, Andre.
00:35:09It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:11I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:13Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:15All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:19I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:21Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:26Whatever, man.
00:35:29You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:33What if it isn't...
00:35:36Tournament...
00:35:37Competition.
00:35:38What are you getting at?
00:35:41I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:52Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:55Gotcha, bitch.
00:36:12You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:20A big dumb idiot.
00:36:22I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:25You know, it's my first fight in the tournament and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:28What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:35Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:39I've got to take a shower.
00:36:41Stop!
00:36:43Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:48That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:50What if I lost you?
00:36:51I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:52No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:55Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:58The least you could do is talk to me.
00:37:00Hey, Jack!
00:37:01You ready to go?
00:37:10Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:13Can I ask you a question?
00:37:15What's with the whole third person shtick?
00:37:17Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:24Yeah, whatever.
00:37:31A gift.
00:37:33Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:38One punch to the chest and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:43Permanently.
00:38:05If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:10Ladies and gentlemen here in the brook!
00:38:13We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits!
00:38:18You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:20They do him no injustice.
00:38:23Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:30Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:34Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:37No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:39Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:42Ugh!
00:38:45Fuck!
00:38:46Oof!
00:38:47Caught you red-handed.
00:38:48Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:39:06You all right?
00:39:07I don't care that he cheated, I just, I wanted to win.
00:39:11I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:14Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:17I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:22That sounded a lot less bumpy in my head.
00:39:40Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:43I can help with it.
00:39:53Hey, Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:57It's fucking priceless, man.
00:40:00Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still want to...
00:40:08Jack?
00:40:21All right, Andrew, show me what you got.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:36That was great.
00:40:38Really, just, except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:42Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:43That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:44You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:46Yet, you're taking it easy with, with kid gloves.
00:40:49I wonder why.
00:40:50Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:54All right, let's go.
00:40:56Don't.
00:40:56Come on, man.
00:40:59Are you serious?
00:41:01No, no, no, hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:41:03Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:05Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:41:08I'm not mistaken.
00:41:10I want to try again.
00:41:12Well, it's all right.
00:41:13Relax.
00:41:16Boys, get in my office.
00:41:25Call came in this morning.
00:41:27Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:29Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:31You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:33Just the two of you.
00:41:34Let me get this straight.
00:41:36This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:38And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:42How can this day get any better?
00:41:46Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:50Oh, this is comfy.
00:41:57Hey, I was using them.
00:41:59Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong in your bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:42:03They're called fashion briefs.
00:42:05You classless dullard.
00:42:07Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:09What?
00:42:11Just go to bed, man.
00:42:19Okay, look.
00:42:21Clearly, you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:24So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match
00:42:27in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:42:29I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:32Wait, what?
00:42:34That's why you're mad?
00:42:35We made a pact, man.
00:42:37No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:39You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:44You ungrateful snake.
00:42:46You only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:58I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:43:00You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:05Oh, God.
00:43:07I wouldn't know what love is.
00:43:09Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:12I'm gonna kill you.
00:43:18Hey, you!
00:43:20Police!
00:43:21Open up!
00:43:23Police!
00:43:24Open up!
00:43:28Hey, officer.
00:43:30You two alright in there?
00:43:32Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:34Doing good.
00:43:35Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:40Yeah, we're both straight guys, so nothing's going on here.
00:43:45He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:48What?
00:43:49What?
00:43:49I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:52No, that's not...
00:43:55True.
00:44:03This bed.
00:44:05It's so uncomfortable.
00:44:07Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:44:12Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:15Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:16Hey, my damn.
00:44:19Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:44:22Shut up, that's not scary.
00:44:30Finally, some peace and quiet.
00:44:34Rise and shine, Jack.
00:44:36You're free to go.
00:44:41Sleep would have been nice.
00:44:48After a rough start for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:44:53Keep your head up, Jack.
00:45:04Sorry, Angie.
00:45:05Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:21What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:23What's wrong with me?
00:45:24I told you I cared for you, and you go, fuck that idiot.
00:45:27That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:30Oh, really?
00:45:32Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:36Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:39I've known him my whole life.
00:45:40We both have.
00:45:43Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:45You totally forgot him.
00:45:46I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:48Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:56He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:46:00You don't even see him.
00:46:04He just wants to be seen.
00:46:14This is amazing, folks.
00:46:15I've never seen anything like it.
00:46:16I don't know if I'm some old vendetta.
00:46:18I promise.
00:46:19Supernatural force.
00:46:21Watered by sheer force of will.
00:46:22By Norman Halley Todd.
00:46:23This rookie gets knocked down.
00:46:25He just can dig back up.
00:46:26It's like the universe.
00:46:27Jump isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:43You can do it, Jack.
00:46:45You can outlast him.
00:47:02I can't believe it.
00:47:04Jack is weak.
00:47:05Without letting a single soul.
00:47:08I can't believe it.
00:47:14I can't believe it.
00:47:16Jack, just... Jack, just what?
00:47:18Sounds like you finally said it.
00:47:21Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:23Yeah, yeah. What's the real reason you called?
00:47:26Oh, there's nothing. Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:33What? He what?
00:47:34Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:37Okay, though, I took care of it. Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:41Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:43Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:46Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:54What do you have to see for yourself, Buster?
00:47:57Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:08Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady.
00:48:17Hello? Angie? Angie!
00:48:22Angie, where are you?
00:48:23I'll check upstairs.
00:48:30Paxton! Paxton!
00:48:32What? What happened?
00:48:33I know.
00:48:33What does it say?
00:48:36If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:39Just you two, alone.
00:48:43Hey, Jack, wait up!
00:48:44Don't follow me!
00:48:45Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:47I don't care. Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:50It's both our jobs.
00:48:51No!
00:48:58Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:02Where's Angie?
00:49:03She's safe.
00:49:04We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:07If you beat all of us, all three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:49:12Enlighten me.
00:49:13What if we lose?
00:49:15Let's just say,
00:49:18what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:22Get him.
00:49:27You remember me?
00:49:28Nope.
00:49:30I'll handle this.
00:49:31Why do you lose have to be so difficult?
00:49:33There. Two for each of you.
00:49:36Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:38I don't care. Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:49What's going on out there?
00:49:50Hey.
00:49:51No talking.
00:49:54I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now,
00:49:56but if we have any chance of beating these guys,
00:49:58we'll have to stick together.
00:49:59Fine.
00:50:00But I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:20These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:22Don't believe it, creep.
00:50:27Wow.
00:50:29What a team.
00:50:30That fight?
00:50:32You're a beauty.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:36It's too bad.
00:50:38You know what I'm doing?
00:50:39Because it's gonna be your last.
00:50:53It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they're not going to do it,
00:50:56but I don't know what I'm doing.
00:51:05It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat.
00:51:09That they didn't even tie my hands.
00:51:12That does give me an idea.
00:51:13What are you into, huh?
00:51:17Big man like you?
00:51:19Strong hands, thick fingers, but you know just how to get a girl alive.
00:51:25I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:26Oh, come on.
00:51:28Don't be a prude.
00:51:30What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:32Come on.
00:51:33You can tell mommy.
00:51:34Why do you want to know?
00:51:35Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:37You know what I think?
00:51:39I think you're not man enough.
00:51:43Say that again.
00:51:54Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:56Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:58Let's wear them down.
00:51:59Let's get it.
00:52:00Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:01Let me know!
00:52:20This is for some new heels.
00:52:26Why didn't you just give up, huh?
00:52:31Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:34Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:35Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:39Hey, shitballs!
00:52:39I escaped!
00:52:51All right, all right.
00:52:56You're not so bad either.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:06I'm sober, and I don't get it.
00:53:08Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:10Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:12We can both use some sleep.
00:53:13Man, you have no idea.
00:53:15Tell me about it.
00:53:19Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:26Hey, ma.
00:53:27Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:28Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:42You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:46It's crazy.
00:53:48Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:51We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:53Looking forward to it.
00:53:55Boys, in my office.
00:53:57Now!
00:54:03I'm ruined.
00:54:05Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:09What are you talking about, Intel?
00:54:11Your fight with Vic went viral, and the committee saw it.
00:54:14They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:19What?
00:54:19Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:21The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:24They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:28I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:32Who knew?
00:54:33So that's it.
00:54:34We're disqualified, then.
00:54:35Oh, no.
00:54:36Just one of you.
00:54:38The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:40And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:43Choose?
00:54:44Wait, wait.
00:54:44You're picking me, right?
00:54:46I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:47Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:50I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:52Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:54Oh, my God.
00:54:55Get over yourself, man.
00:54:56Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:58But, Jack, come on.
00:54:59If anyone deserves this...
00:55:00Play me for it, then.
00:55:02Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:55:03Oh, hold on.
00:55:04Hold on.
00:55:04Hold on.
00:55:05Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:06A fight.
00:55:07The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:11Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:13We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:17I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:19You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:22You can't be serious right now.
00:55:24Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:25If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I've built here.
00:55:29So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:55:33But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:36You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:42It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:44This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:46To ruin my life?
00:55:47You know what?
00:55:48Why wait for the fight?
00:55:49Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is what?
00:55:53Stop!
00:55:55Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:57Which one of us do you want?
00:55:59Where is this coming from?
00:56:00You know what?
00:56:00I want to know, too.
00:56:02Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:05Is this for real?
00:56:06Are we for real?
00:56:07If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:12And you are, too.
00:56:14This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:56:17The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:21Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:37Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:43In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:50Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog.
00:56:56Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:00This is one for the history books.
00:57:03Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:05You are going to watch this live.
00:57:11You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:18He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:20For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:23He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:25He had nothing to lose.
00:57:27I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:33Look, man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:37We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:43And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:46What?
00:57:48I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:50I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:52I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:57:55If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:57Come on, help me out here.
00:57:58No, no.
00:57:59I'm not going to do that.
00:58:00I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:01Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:03You haven't worked half as hard for half...
00:58:05Yet I'm better.
00:58:06I'm better.
00:58:06And I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:08You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:10Fine.
00:58:11We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:58:14But today is do or die.
00:58:16There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:18Today means something.
00:58:19You don't understand, man.
00:58:20That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:22To prove that I can.
00:58:24Wow.
00:58:26After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:32Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:36You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:41And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:44I'm going to beat you.
00:58:45Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:47That fight's about to start.
00:58:56Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:59:13I'm going to fucking kill him.
00:59:17I want a clean fight.
00:59:18Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:20He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:21Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:23Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:24All right, all right.
00:59:27And...
00:59:29Fight!
00:59:37Wow.
00:59:38That's a lot of yours.
00:59:40I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:41Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:45Come on, let's go!
00:59:54You better give up now.
00:59:56It's only going to get worse from here.
01:00:00Hey!
01:00:01Why won't you get up?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:05I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:11Hey!
01:00:12I'm watching you two!
01:00:14I'm okay.
01:00:15I'm okay.
01:00:21He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:23He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:26He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:29He just wants to be seen.
01:00:32Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:38Here, take this whistle.
01:00:39I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:41What are you doing?
01:00:42Leaving?
01:00:42Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:47So?
01:00:48So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:50I'm going to find out who's taking my money!
01:00:53Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:57Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:02Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:01:05But anything can change as the fight has only just begun.
01:01:08These fucking guys, huh?
01:01:10I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:14It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:15All the money comes to the family.
01:01:17And you know what they say?
01:01:18The house always wins.
01:01:22I should have known you two, Chuck, or fucks we're relating.
01:01:25Enzo!
01:01:27Enzo!
01:01:28What are you doing in our house?
01:01:30I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:33If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:37Oh!
01:01:39Oh!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:42Oh!
01:01:43Oh!
01:01:43Oh!
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:52Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:53It's like he's giving up.
01:01:59Something just happened.
01:02:01Paxton is down.
01:02:02He seems injured.
01:02:13What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:15Why didn't you block me?
01:02:17I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:18You need this more than I do.
01:02:19Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:21You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:23Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:24I just don't want it anymore.
01:02:26All right?
01:02:27It's cool.
01:02:27Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:35Ow!
01:02:35Ow!
01:02:36Ow!
01:02:36My ankle!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:38I'm done.
01:02:39My ankle.
01:02:39What are you doing?
01:02:40Get up.
01:02:41I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:43I'm going to prove that I'm better than you.
01:02:44Even at losing.
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Oh, God.
01:02:48Oh, God.
01:02:49I'm done.
01:02:49I lost.
01:02:50Oh, my stomach.
01:02:52Oh, no.
01:02:54Jack's the winner.
01:02:54No, I lost.
01:02:57You win.
01:02:58I love you, man.
01:02:58Paxton won.
01:02:59I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:01Ow!
01:03:03Ow!
01:03:04It's a draw.
01:03:18That was amazing.
01:03:20What the hell was that?
01:03:21I don't even know.
01:03:24I guess we...
01:03:25Who cares?
01:03:28Good news!
01:03:30The gym is rich again.
01:03:34Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:37You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:40Dad, don't do that.
01:03:42Just send them to jail.
01:03:44What are you?
01:03:45It's money!
01:03:48Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:53You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:54Not as individual fighters.
01:03:56But you made us so much money!
01:04:00I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:03A team?
01:04:05Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:09What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:11So long as this hope agrees.
01:04:14What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:26Great form, Becca.
01:04:28Thanks, Angie.
01:04:29I had a great teacher.
01:04:30All right.
01:04:31That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:34I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as
01:04:39a weapon.
01:04:43Hey, Future White.
01:04:46Hey.
01:04:48How's class going?
01:04:50Really great.
01:04:52Cool.
01:04:53Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:57Let him have his fun.
01:05:00Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:02The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:04Come on, let's go!
01:05:05Let's go!
01:05:06Let's go!
01:05:18Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:22Come on!
01:05:22We still gotta win, man.
01:05:24Dude!
01:05:25Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:26Come on.
01:05:28Speaking of doubts, how are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:31Come on, let me straight.
01:05:32Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:34I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:37They protect the little guys!
01:05:38I get it, I get it, I get it.
01:05:45Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:48Me too.
01:05:48Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:51Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:06:00You ready?
01:06:02I was born ready.
01:06:05Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:09Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Daxton Whitlock!
01:06:17Woo!
01:06:17a showroom.
01:06:18God bless you.
01:06:19Boom!
01:06:19The Underground Tag Team Ici Hai.
01:06:20When's Kevin blocking controls join a Attendee with you in your satu pod room, you don't need us.
01:06:20I'm sick of your jackass and I'm sick of all.
01:06:20You about creding terus being your chassis.
01:06:21you're alright there?
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