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00:00:16Y'all aren't sweating enough.
00:00:18Let's turn it up!
00:00:21Come on, baby.
00:00:23We got rock stars in the building today.
00:00:25I'm feeling good.
00:00:26How y'all feeling?
00:00:26Hungry.
00:00:27Yeah.
00:00:28Let's go.
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:33Let me hear you scream!
00:00:40You guys, it's a crazy time of year, right?
00:00:43Yes.
00:00:44Things can get real hard.
00:00:46We got the same people, the same sugary foods,
00:00:49and how about the same resolutions we tell ourselves, right?
00:00:53No!
00:00:53Come on, baby.
00:00:55No!
00:00:56Are we going to wait until New Year?
00:00:58No!
00:00:59Let's get up!
00:01:00Woo!
00:01:01Let's go!
00:01:01Court of turn.
00:01:03Don't make me in.
00:01:05I want to feel it!
00:01:06We are not going to tell ourselves those same little lies.
00:01:09Like what?
00:01:10We're going to skip out on our workout.
00:01:12And we deserve that chocolate fudge.
00:01:14Chocolate.
00:01:14You know what you deserve?
00:01:15You deserve to be a better version of yourself.
00:01:18And you know where you find that person?
00:01:19Right here!
00:01:20One more time!
00:01:22Right here!
00:01:23Right here!
00:01:24Right now!
00:01:26Let's go!
00:01:26Woo!
00:01:28I am so hungry!
00:01:59Hi, it's Penny.
00:02:00You know, I'm really better with text.
00:02:02Fuck.
00:02:03It's Mama.
00:02:04I had an interesting coaching session today, and a client reminded me of you.
00:02:09She's struggling a lot with body image and disorganized eating.
00:02:14I recorded a meditation for her.
00:02:16You might find it useful, too.
00:02:20Close your eyes and take a deep breath in,
00:02:26letting the air fill your whole body and exhale.
00:02:34And with your next breath, focus on a deep sense of fullness.
00:02:40In and out.
00:02:46The more full you feel, the lighter you feel.
00:02:51And on your next inhale, remember, you're more than the size or shape of your body.
00:03:01Remember the deep sense of fullness.
00:03:05Remember to breathe.
00:03:20But I'll just have to breathe.
00:03:24Bring it up.
00:03:31Let's do it.
00:03:31Let's do it.
00:03:32Let's do it.
00:03:35Let's do it.
00:03:38Jingle all the way
00:03:41Oh, what fun it is to ride
00:03:47In a wonder's open
00:04:07I love it. The photograph's great. I think it's working great. I think it's photographs great. I'm glad you think
00:04:12so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's versatile. Yeah, hey, actually, Penny. Jump in there real fast. I'll give you
00:04:18a sense with a person standing in front. Let you know how it comes to life. Step in there, Penny,
00:04:23real fast. Thank you. There we go. All right. Thank you, Penny. Okay, well, if you look here. She's just
00:04:32the retoucher. The model is much taller. But this gives you a sense. Okay.
00:04:36Pretty good. Where's the product? Great question. So we're going to have Christmas trees all around the set. And in
00:04:44the Christmas trees. I will go check on those. Yeah, thank you. But not too much Christmas, right? Snog is
00:04:49a year-round beverage. True. Yep. Why is the house angry? Write that down. Morning. Morning. All right, sweetheart. I'm
00:04:58ready for you. Bellissima. Let's do this. Great attitude already. You're glowing.
00:05:06You know where to go. Oh, God. All right. I like the enthusiasm. I'm going to jump right in. Just
00:05:13a quick note. Always out. Let's see the label. All right. Let's know what the product is. All right.
00:05:19Just hold them instinctually. Where do you want to put them? Right in front of your breasts. That's perfect. That
00:05:24is wonderful. Right there. All right. Eyes here. Oh, you're sneaking some. You're drinking some.
00:05:28Oh, that is so Christmassy. Hold on. I feel like I just opened a present. Let me see how these
00:05:33look on the big screen, okay? So good.
00:05:39I don't know why they keep sending me these fucking ugly Russian lizards. That one's good. None of these are
00:05:44any good. It's her fucking collarbone. It's going to slice right through her dress.
00:05:48Sweetheart, these look amazing. Truly. So great. Amazing. It's a nightmare. Why send me Twiggy to sell oat nog? This
00:05:56is what my life is now.
00:05:57Screaming Christmas. Oh, my God. Kayla, she's got to fly away. Please. Why do I have to point it out?
00:06:02I could soften this. Okay. Yeah, this is good. All right, my spicy milkman. Let's get back to it.
00:06:07It looks so good. So beautiful. Truly.
00:06:24Kayla, why are you here? Do we need you?
00:06:28Guess not. Okay. Hold him up a little higher.
00:06:30Um, okay. Fucking knees. That's Garthalone.
00:06:37It's like Kate Moss heroin chic meets...
00:06:41Boy Scouts of America.
00:06:44Uh, excuse me. Peanut gallery in the back. We're working.
00:06:49Sorry.
00:06:54This is the weirdest campaign ever.
00:06:56I know. I really don't get it.
00:06:58Okay. Let's place our hand here.
00:07:00And then let's just give it a little side hip.
00:07:03One, two, three, side.
00:07:05And stick your butt out. I thought maybe we reverse psychology. Okay. That's okay.
00:07:08Let's just see what we can get with these.
00:07:12Together, like the twins. Yeah.
00:07:13Right, set. Now hold them apart.
00:07:18Okay, you can come out of this...
00:07:21Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:07:24So good. So good.
00:07:30And that's lunch.
00:07:33Sometimes it feels like you can't get up that hill, right?
00:07:36Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:37But this is where you need to dig deep inside yourself right now.
00:07:41Rise up.
00:07:42Let's go.
00:07:43We're gonna get those juicy booties today, y'all.
00:07:47Let's go.
00:07:47Quarter turn.
00:07:49Come on, we got the think chain.
00:07:50It's called consistency and grit.
00:07:52Let's go, baby.
00:07:53Have turn.
00:07:56We don't give up, do we?
00:07:59I'll see you guys next class.
00:08:02Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
00:08:08Love thyself.
00:08:34The more full you feel, the more all the muscles in your body start to loosen.
00:08:41And on your next breath, focus on a deep sense of all this.
00:08:47In...
00:08:48Down.
00:08:52Eyes down. Eyes down.
00:08:53Oh, yes.
00:08:54A little, a little more Christmassy, but...
00:08:57Ooh.
00:08:57A little pouty, too.
00:08:58That's great. That's great.
00:08:59That's so classic.
00:09:00That's so classic.
00:09:01A little Christmas cheer.
00:09:02All right. Very nice.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:04Hold the product just a little bit closer to your cheek.
00:09:06A little bit closer. You've got...
00:09:09Sweetheart, you've got a little...
00:09:13It's fucking hot in here. It's okay.
00:09:15Hey, you know what?
00:09:16We're all done.
00:09:17Beautiful work.
00:09:18Penny!
00:09:19Yeah?
00:09:19I'm gonna need those selects by this weekend.
00:09:21And, Kayla, I need my keys.
00:09:23And also, our model is melting, so could you do something about that?
00:09:27Thank you so much, everybody. See y'all tomorrow.
00:09:33I'm fine.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:37Want me to wait for you?
00:09:39I wish. I basically live here now.
00:09:42Remember, you need to make time for the important things in life.
00:09:46Like...
00:09:47Constantly being disappointed by the men in LA.
00:09:49Oh, right.
00:09:50Well, you know what?
00:09:51I think divine celibacy is my best bet moving forward.
00:09:54Mm-hmm.
00:09:55You blasphemous bitch.
00:09:56I'm not listening.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Don't you dare bail on me this weekend?
00:10:00I'll kill you.
00:10:01I'll be there.
00:10:02Ugly sweater and all.
00:10:03I got the lights.
00:10:27Look at how beautiful you are.
00:10:30I'll drink your nog.
00:10:32Oh, I'm kidding.
00:10:33I'm kidding.
00:10:34I'm kidding.
00:10:34I'm sorry.
00:10:35That was just...
00:10:36You know, a bad joke.
00:10:44You have the touch.
00:10:45I mean, that's easy.
00:10:47You're already so gorgeous.
00:10:49Sweet.
00:10:53Crazy question.
00:10:55What's it like?
00:10:58What?
00:11:00To just...
00:11:03be so perfect.
00:11:08I'm sorry.
00:11:09That was so weird.
00:11:10Overstep.
00:11:11Sorry.
00:11:16It's amazing.
00:11:19Oh.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23You know, I've been on this diet and I got my thyroid tested and I do spin class and actually
00:11:29I joined this app because I thought that it...
00:11:32Anyway.
00:11:34The point is you're beautiful.
00:11:37Obviously.
00:11:39You poor thing.
00:11:43So sad.
00:11:53No one can get this yet.
00:11:56What's this?
00:11:58Diet pills?
00:12:00Very strong medicine.
00:12:04What is expression?
00:12:07No pain.
00:12:09No gain.
00:12:14Then I straw.
00:12:16What is that?
00:12:18Like Italian?
00:12:20Not everyone has stomach for it.
00:12:38We really want to check out.
00:12:51Hey...
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:52You're just now getting home from work, it's so late.
00:12:55I know, we have this holiday commercial spot, you know how it is, it's like work, work, work, work, work,
00:13:00you know?
00:13:04Hey neighborino!
00:13:06Hi Paul.
00:13:06Hey Paul.
00:13:07I'm headed out.
00:13:08Last chance.
00:13:10Oh, whoa.
00:13:13Okay, I gotta run, but next time you should both come.
00:13:17You got it.
00:13:17For sure.
00:13:18Night lovebirds!
00:13:19Oh my god, dude.
00:13:22Sorry.
00:13:24He like invites me out every night.
00:13:25Really?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27I mean, it's sweet, but come on man, it's Thursday.
00:13:30I know.
00:13:30I'm that same way.
00:13:31It's like, Thursday's a new Wednesday.
00:13:33Right?
00:13:35Well hey, if you're not too tired, you want to come to mine for a beer?
00:13:39Actually, I don't drink beer.
00:13:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:13:44Are you in program?
00:13:45Program?
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:47No, I just, beer has a lot of carbs and I'm on this stupid, crazy diet thing.
00:13:51And, plus, I'm exhausted, actually.
00:13:54Sure.
00:13:54You know, I need to just lie in the loving arms of my sofa, a.k.a. the only person
00:13:57who understands
00:13:58me, a.k.a. the love of my life, a.k.a. I'm gonna stop talking now.
00:14:04Oh shit.
00:14:05Fuck.
00:14:05Oh my god.
00:14:06I am so sorry.
00:14:07This is gross.
00:14:08I made this whole giant thing and I burned the shit out of it.
00:14:12It was truly inedible.
00:14:15Um, I'm gonna clear this up.
00:14:17Please don't help.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19Well, good night.
00:14:21Oh, good night.
00:14:23Good night.
00:14:25The perfect egg is simple.
00:14:27I want you to savor every bite.
00:14:30One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and release.
00:14:42And let the power of the food flow through your entire body.
00:14:49Feel all the nutrients swirling inside of you, becoming you, filling you.
00:15:09Now, center yourself back in your fullness.
00:15:13Enjoy your body.
00:15:16Celebrate its movement.
00:15:18Your heart pumping.
00:15:20Your lungs expanding.
00:15:23Your hips turning.
00:15:26Aligned.
00:15:27Centered.
00:15:28And balanced.
00:15:30This is basic stuff, Penny.
00:15:32Get it right.
00:15:33You've got a beautiful egg.
00:15:34Mess it up.
00:15:35Here is where you belong.
00:15:42With me?
00:15:44With me?
00:15:56There's only one way out of this room.
00:16:04Mom?
00:16:05You have to eat your way out.
00:16:09Don't make me do this, please.
00:16:11Eat your way out.
00:16:30You have to eat more than that.
00:16:35I love glazed donuts.
00:16:38I love glazed donuts.
00:16:42You have to eat more than that.
00:16:50Mm.
00:16:51Mm.
00:16:53Mm.
00:16:55Mm.
00:16:56You need to eat more than that.
00:16:57This is my breakfast.
00:17:00What's even in it?
00:17:01Can I?
00:17:02Yeah, here.
00:17:08I can do egg whites, fresh spinach, some amazing Bulgarian feta I got at the market.
00:17:13Okay, that sounds good, but you know how I am.
00:17:15All or nothing.
00:17:18I love that we do this each week.
00:17:20Although you're busy, and I'm busy, and the planet is turning into a giant fireball.
00:17:26There's no one I would rather be here with.
00:17:29Me too.
00:17:30See, that's my baby.
00:17:32Look at that face.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35Anyway, when you come here, you're going to eat real food, and I will make it super healthy.
00:17:41Mom, please, just let me do my thing.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:49I'm sorry.
00:17:50I'm just perpetually hangry.
00:17:53It's not you.
00:17:55Pen, I have spent so much time in groups.
00:17:58How many ever thousands of dollars in therapy?
00:18:01I've taken ayahuasca and shit in front of a group of 20-year-olds.
00:18:06I paid a shaman to transform into an eagle and travel all around the world searching for missing pieces of
00:18:14my being.
00:18:14All that, just to feel okay.
00:18:19I just wish that I wouldn't have spent so much of my life being so hard on myself.
00:18:24You know, I don't want that for you.
00:18:26It's a waste of your time, your energy, your talent.
00:18:31It's just a waste.
00:18:43I got your extra suit inside.
00:18:46What?
00:18:47Just jump in.
00:18:48It'll be fine.
00:18:49You'll feel better.
00:18:50That suit hasn't fit me since I was, like, 15.
00:18:54Suit yourself.
00:18:56Suck it.
00:18:56Tuck it.
00:18:57And fuck it.
00:19:01Suck it.
00:19:02Tuck it.
00:19:04And fuck it.
00:19:14Rise up.
00:19:15Rise up.
00:19:17Let's go.
00:19:18Let's go.
00:19:19Come on, Penny.
00:19:19You got this girl.
00:19:20I got this girl.
00:19:21The more full you feel,
00:19:23the more energy you have.
00:19:53No.
00:19:54I'm so happy.
00:19:56It's your day.
00:19:58No.
00:20:02Don't call me a wedding.
00:20:04Do you want me to do wedding?
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:11Hey.
00:20:12Hey.
00:20:13Hey.
00:20:13Hey.
00:20:13Hey.
00:20:16Hey.
00:20:27Hey.
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:32Hey.
00:20:33Hey.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:39Hey.
00:20:44Hey.
00:20:47Hey.
00:20:48Hey.
00:20:49Hey.
00:20:49Hey.
00:20:50Hey.
00:20:51Hey.
00:20:51Hey.
00:21:00Excuse me, I think my sweater's about to catch on fire.
00:21:16That's great.
00:21:19I'm Henry.
00:21:20Oh, hey, I'm Penny.
00:21:21Yeah, you're on the...
00:21:24Oh, I'm just a lowly retoucher.
00:21:26Client relationship manager.
00:21:28I'm running the Snog Milk campaign on the show.
00:21:31I'm so sorry.
00:21:32Is it like insanely hot in here or is that just me?
00:21:35You know, I think I'm gonna go get another drink.
00:21:39Oh, I mean, okay.
00:22:00It's like a cold water.
00:22:07Oh, man.
00:22:09I'm so sorry.
00:22:16It's like so cold.
00:22:17Oh, you know.
00:22:17Oh, really?
00:22:18Oh, yeah.
00:22:18Oh, man.
00:22:18Oh, man.
00:22:18Oh, man.
00:22:39I'm so good.
00:22:42I'm so good.
00:22:55Oh, what's the saying?
00:23:01A moment on the lips.
00:23:09Well, there's always the new year.
00:23:14So, enjoy.
00:23:15We're all right.
00:23:45You're trying.
00:24:13I'm so good.
00:24:17I'm so good.
00:24:26I'm so good.
00:24:28I'm so good.
00:25:09I'm so good.
00:25:14I'm so good.
00:25:14I'm so good.
00:25:25I'm so good.
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:38All right.
00:25:39Chin up.
00:25:40Come on, lean into it.
00:25:42Don't look at me.
00:25:42Show me your side.
00:25:44Show me the sign!
00:25:47That's...
00:25:48Help me, Emmy!
00:25:49No!
00:26:12Oh my God.
00:26:16Oh God.
00:26:18Oh God.
00:26:20Oh God.
00:26:28Oh God.
00:26:36Oh God.
00:26:45Oh God.
00:26:46Hey.
00:26:47Oh God.
00:26:47Oh God.
00:26:59No, no, no, no.
00:27:26She just retouched her arm, it's much taller.
00:27:29No pain, no gain.
00:27:31The same to people.
00:27:34Love like something.
00:27:35Eat your way out.
00:27:38Skip out on our workout.
00:27:40You have to eat your way out.
00:28:14He has to be able to eat your way out.
00:28:18The same thing is to be able to eat your way out.
00:28:21Oh, my God.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:29:28Oh, my God.
00:29:32Hey.
00:29:35Hey, girl.
00:29:40Come on in.
00:29:43Come on in, don't be shy.
00:29:59Hold up.
00:30:03You want a share?
00:30:06I don't mind if you don't.
00:30:27Hold on.
00:30:31Ah.
00:30:31Not like that stupid.
00:30:33Like, um...
00:30:36Uh...
00:30:38I just...
00:30:41Ooh.
00:30:51Ooh.
00:30:52Ooh.
00:30:55Yeah, little doggy.
00:30:56Good doggy.
00:30:59Oh, you like that, huh?
00:31:00Uh...
00:31:05You want me to fuck that pussy good, don't you?
00:31:10God, I'm about to turn that pussy up.
00:31:12Ooh.
00:31:22God damn it.
00:31:24Real blood.
00:31:29You stole my shit, you bitch.
00:31:51Oh my God.
00:31:55Oh my God.
00:31:56Neil's got so drunk last night.
00:31:58I have to tell you all about it.
00:31:59Call me back.
00:32:13The fuck?
00:32:13I'm gonna try it.
00:32:19I'll be right back.
00:32:26I'm gonna try it too.
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:57Oh, my God.
00:33:02Oh, yeah, parachute.
00:33:04No thanks.
00:33:06Fuck you.
00:33:12Okay, this is full-on hot air balloon.
00:33:16Oh, my God.
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:19It's finally going to fit.
00:33:22Come to Mama.
00:33:23Strike the harp and join the chorus.
00:33:26Ba-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la.
00:33:34morning
00:33:41morning to you where's mariah uh hey um you lose like 10 pounds overnight what'd you do
00:33:53cool skull hot skull face skull hey can someone call mariah it's not hustle and gretel without
00:34:00our little russian lizard that's not my job also she's not russian okay i'll just call her like i
00:34:08do everything else here i thought she was russian so tell me what's your secret
00:34:24call it a 10 56 i don't think there's a code for this it's fucking nasty is what it is
00:34:31hey dispatch can you send an em it whoa watch your step you step right on that
00:34:37id says uh mariah petrova neighbor said she's some kind of russian model russian i don't think
00:34:45she's going anywhere it's just not funny respect the dad dude your call has been forwarded to an
00:34:51automatic voice message i'm calling it please record
00:34:554 3 2 1 i'm gonna hear you scream
00:35:02some people never know what they're capable of that is not you that is not this room we're gonna find
00:35:09out exactly what we're capable of right here right now in this room let's go we don't have that
00:35:17we don't have that we don't have that isn't that right penny that's right
00:35:25let's just hit this last mile okay you gotta go hard are y'all ready
00:35:38hydrate hydrate hydrate
00:35:53let's go penny let's go great work thanks i really felt that one yeah you did a great job
00:36:00wednesday hydrate
00:36:17yeah i will get the nachos to start with extra sour cream and the spicy quesadilla and then just the
00:36:25carne asada taco dinner with extra guac um and then the flan and some churros and uh i think that's
00:36:33it
00:36:33whoa
00:36:34whoa
00:36:35whoa
00:37:01a long time ago in a state of exhaust both hansel and gretel were regrettably lost
00:37:05but a plan would soon form and gretel would brag i'll use her oats snog but there was a snack
00:37:13oops
00:37:14oops
00:37:17penny
00:37:26penny penny
00:37:28hmm
00:37:37i'm sorry for asking so many questions earlier it's not my business the important thing is that you're happy
00:37:44right
00:37:44right
00:37:48don't react
00:37:49come here
00:37:50come here
00:37:51come here
00:37:52i can see my ribs
00:37:53you dirty bitch i thought you were gonna bite me
00:37:56it's all good i'd be curious too
00:37:59here
00:38:00you got a little
00:38:02oh ew thanks
00:38:05oh god i guess this is a good excuse to go shopping
00:38:07i still do owe myself a christmas present
00:38:10ugh
00:38:11she's not answering
00:38:12i'm gonna go home and fuck an elf
00:38:14have fun
00:38:15thank you
00:38:17wait
00:38:23don't fuck this up i'm skinny now
00:38:25okay
00:38:27but you have to tell me everything
00:38:43everything
00:38:45oh hey
00:38:47hey
00:38:48hey
00:38:48uh
00:38:50wow you look
00:38:52is amazing the word you're looking for
00:38:55it
00:38:56it is
00:38:57amazing
00:38:57oh yeah
00:38:59well you're probably a little surprised because you've only met my fat twin penelope
00:39:03but she had to relocate so i'm taking over her lease
00:39:09wait what
00:39:10i'm kidding
00:39:11oh
00:39:13you got me
00:39:14for a second
00:39:15yeah
00:39:16uh
00:39:17sorry you have a tag here let me
00:39:19oh yeah get it
00:39:20grab that
00:39:21uh
00:39:25yeah no i think that's a scissors deal
00:39:27oh i have some
00:39:31you gonna help
00:39:32oh
00:39:33yeah
00:39:34sure
00:39:34i i just have to drop off mr peanut
00:39:36okay
00:39:37all right
00:39:38come on
00:39:42make yourself at home
00:39:45oh wow
00:39:50yeah
00:39:50yeah
00:39:51place is so cool
00:39:55you want a beer
00:39:56uh sure
00:39:57but i thought you didn't drink beer
00:39:59mm-hmm
00:40:01there you go confusing me with penelope again
00:40:03all right
00:40:08there
00:40:08i got it
00:40:09thanks sir
00:40:10no
00:40:11go for it
00:40:18oh
00:40:22cheers
00:40:25mm
00:40:26yum
00:40:27delicious bread water
00:40:30uh how's your um holiday commercial thing going
00:40:34oh
00:40:35i mean it's fine
00:40:36my boss is just sort of
00:40:38horrible
00:40:39impressive
00:40:40well no
00:40:41i was gonna say dismissive
00:40:43but yeah
00:40:44right
00:40:44sorry
00:40:45no talking from experience or anything
00:40:49i don't know
00:40:50i think he still likes to feel like he's shooting for vogue
00:40:53i mean i get it
00:40:54i didn't come here to make boobs bigger for a vegan eggnog brand either
00:40:59no when i was a kid i used to lie in bed just thinking of all the ways i could
00:41:03make the inner office messaging system more efficient
00:41:07dream accomplished
00:41:08hey
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:36Oh, whoa.
00:41:39Oh, my God.
00:41:41Oh, wow.
00:41:41Oh, my God.
00:41:42I'm so sorry.
00:41:43You're bleeding.
00:41:44Sorry.
00:41:45Oh, my God.
00:41:46I'm so sorry.
00:41:47I got carried away.
00:41:48God, I think maybe this is moving a little too fast for me.
00:41:51Wow.
00:41:52And I haven't done this in a really long time.
00:41:54Yeah, no, totally.
00:41:55I understand.
00:41:55It's been a long time for me, too.
00:41:57Oh, God.
00:41:58I mean, this was really nice.
00:42:00I think maybe I'm just not there yet.
00:42:02Uh, no.
00:42:03I, uh, why don't I just...
00:42:04Oh, yeah.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:05I mean, this was really nice.
00:42:07Oh, my God.
00:42:08Oh, yeah.
00:42:08No, totally.
00:42:09Um, thanks.
00:42:10You're okay.
00:42:46Okay, yeah.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:55Okay.
00:43:02Okay.
00:43:24Oh, seriously?
00:43:29Hi, Niels.
00:43:30I know it's almost Christmas, but these snog clients are driving me insane.
00:43:35Penny, get here.
00:43:37Now.
00:43:38I need you.
00:43:42On the first day of Christmas, a client gave to me.
00:43:49Fuck you to your family.
00:43:51That sounds about right.
00:43:53Okay.
00:43:54Can I get that little ugly mark?
00:43:56Get rid of that.
00:43:57Yeah.
00:43:59On the second day of Christmas, the client gave to me.
00:44:07Hey, who ate all the cookies?
00:44:14Interesting.
00:44:18Okay, almost.
00:44:21You're almost there.
00:44:22Just knock it back by like half.
00:44:26No, no, no.
00:44:26Like 33%.
00:44:28Like that?
00:44:31Just fix it.
00:44:33Mm-hmm.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:35I'm gonna go outside and have a smoke.
00:44:37Do the product stuff next, please.
00:44:39Okay.
00:44:41Ugh!
00:44:41I hate this!
00:44:52Hi, Niels.
00:44:53Henry again.
00:44:54Um, we'd love it if you could add a green pigment like a witch to the model's skin.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58Oh, and they wanted to experiment with, you know, like this really cool...
00:45:11Uh...
00:45:15a couple of times, like this, that's cool.
00:45:19I'm gonna go outside.
00:45:20No.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:20No.
00:45:20No.
00:45:20No.
00:45:21No.
00:45:21No.
00:45:22No.
00:46:22It was a digital, like, uh, a frame of digital snowflakes.
00:46:26Um, listen, I know this is the last minute, but I'll leave it to you.
00:46:31Come fuck you.
00:46:42The fourth day of Christmas, my client gave to me a fucking nightmare.
00:46:58This time of year, one had to beware, for the lure of sweet treats were everywhere.
00:47:06I'm a good boy, just watching my weight.
00:47:09A gingerbread house on a candy estate.
00:47:11Look, Hansel.
00:47:13Hansel was so hungry.
00:47:17Oh, no.
00:47:20Just one sip.
00:47:22Careful, Hansel.
00:47:23Not to worry.
00:47:24This new kind of nog is fine on the hips.
00:47:30And that's when they saw her, the evil witch.
00:47:44Certifiably organic.
00:47:45Then Hansel and Gretel gave her a kiss, a cheeky wee snog, and they all shared a glass of delicious
00:47:51oat nog.
00:47:52And that's a wrap.
00:47:56Patriot!
00:48:24Come on, come on.
00:48:58Come on.
00:49:25Come on.
00:49:26Holy shit.
00:49:28I'm almost there.
00:49:45Hi, it's Penny.
00:49:46You know, I'm really better with texts.
00:49:49Penny?
00:49:50We had breakfast plans.
00:49:51Just wondering where you are.
00:49:55Hey, it's your neighbor.
00:49:57They finally stopped the bleeding.
00:49:59Just kidding.
00:50:00There's this thing tonight.
00:50:01I'll text you.
00:50:09Mom?
00:50:13Mom?
00:50:24Hi, sweetheart.
00:50:25Oh, I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:50:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:28Sorry I'm so late.
00:50:31Honey.
00:50:33You're so thin.
00:50:35How did you get-
00:50:35Please stop looking at me like that.
00:50:38I'm just shocked.
00:50:39You didn't think that maybe I'd wanna know?
00:50:42I didn't get surgery.
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:43Let's just sit down and I'll explain.
00:50:49Is it one of those celebrity things?
00:50:51I heard they can be so dangerous.
00:50:52I saw an article which said they are completely under reporting the side effects.
00:50:56You know, Danielle?
00:50:58She had those horrible fishy burps.
00:51:00Then her doctor increased her dosage.
00:51:03And she started spraying like a fire hose.
00:51:06From both ends.
00:51:08For like a week.
00:51:10And when she stopped injecting, she just gained it right back.
00:51:14What's the point?
00:51:16I mean, do you really wanna be shooting yourself off of chemicals for the rest of your life?
00:51:21Honey.
00:51:23You're perfect and beautiful just as you are.
00:51:26God knows what that stuff can do to your body.
00:51:29No, mom.
00:51:29Just hold on.
00:51:30Okay?
00:51:31I've spent my whole life inside this fat body.
00:51:34You aren't fat.
00:51:35I am.
00:51:37Or was.
00:51:38I still am.
00:51:39And I can't escape it.
00:51:42It's like a prison.
00:51:44A pathetic prison.
00:51:47And I keep fighting and fighting to get out.
00:51:50But no matter what I do, I just keep ending up back here.
00:51:55Inside this fat monster.
00:51:58And now the world is telling me that I should love myself.
00:52:01I don't.
00:52:03That I'm beautiful in my own special little niche kinda way, but I'm not.
00:52:08I've hated my body every second since the fourth grade.
00:52:11You don't have to explain.
00:52:13And I'm sick of pretending.
00:52:16To you.
00:52:17To those skinny bitches.
00:52:19To my friends.
00:52:21That I don't.
00:52:21I do hate my body.
00:52:23I reject my body.
00:52:24I do not accept it.
00:52:27So you can support me or not, but I have finally found a way out and I'm taking it.
00:52:31I do support you.
00:52:32All of you.
00:52:33But you shouldn't.
00:52:34Because I can't end up old fat and alone.
00:52:35I just can't.
00:52:37I feel like anything is but.
00:52:56You're still trying to cry man.
00:52:56But you're not alone.
00:52:56You're stan here than me.
00:52:56I'm sorry.
00:52:59I'maben you could mock your PTmer in the air.
00:52:59And now you're still right now in hell.
00:53:00She's a little fool.
00:53:04And now you're a keep my hand in the air side.
00:53:06I don't know.
00:53:16I don't know.
00:53:21I don't know.
00:53:22I don't know.
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:54:01Penny?
00:54:01Penny?
00:54:02A client called.
00:54:03I need to go meet her.
00:54:05Are you going to be alright?
00:54:07Yeah, I'm fine, Mom.
00:54:09I need a little space.
00:54:14Okay.
00:54:16I love you.
00:54:18I love you too, Mom.
00:54:55I love you too.
00:54:59I love you too.
00:55:00I love you too.
00:55:01I love you too.
00:55:01I love you too.
00:55:03I love you too.
00:55:05I love you too.
00:55:10I love you too.
00:55:29I love you too.
00:55:39I love you too.
00:55:54Oh, my God.
00:56:31Oh, my God.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:11Oh, my God.
00:57:20Oh, my God.
00:57:24Eat your way out.
00:57:25Tuck it, suck it, fuck it.
00:57:26Tuck it, suck it, fuck it.
00:57:27Tuck it, suck it, fuck it.
00:57:29Tuck it, suck it.
00:58:08You did it.
00:58:12You did it.
00:58:25I can't get over how different you look.
00:58:47I can't get over how different you look.
00:58:49What?
00:58:50We're gonna get more drinks.
00:58:51Oh, okay.
00:58:52Follow your nose.
00:59:00Okay.
00:59:05All right.
00:59:07This is a celebrity shit.
00:59:09Whoa, that's a lot.
00:59:11You know what they say.
00:59:12Always buy in bulk.
00:59:19Ladies first.
00:59:20Oh, thank you.
00:59:28Oh, God.
00:59:30Oh, God.
00:59:31Oh, I really felt bad.
00:59:33Nice.
00:59:41Oh, that is so good.
00:59:43Another one?
00:59:45No, okay.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:55Oh, God.
00:59:58Oh, God.
01:00:08Oh, God.
01:00:09Oh, God.
01:00:10Oh, God.
01:00:11Oh, God.
01:00:13Oh, yeah. Oh, it's so good. It's so good.
01:00:27Um, I don't know what you're looking for, but I'm pretty sure, like, Josh is super into you.
01:00:37You want me to fuck that pussy good, don't you?
01:00:41Um... I'm gonna tear that pussy up.
01:00:51Why'd you fuck me, you crazy bitch?
01:00:53Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:54Hurry up!
01:00:55Hurry up!
01:00:57Hurry up!
01:01:02What's wrong? What happened?
01:01:03He's... he's...
01:01:05No, don't look!
01:01:07What'd he do?
01:01:07He's gonna look!
01:01:09Please!
01:01:10Please!
01:01:24I don't know.
01:01:39Let me give you some water.
01:01:51I think something took over.
01:01:58You were knocking on the door and there was blood everywhere.
01:02:06I'm so sorry.
01:02:08I've known Paul for like six years.
01:02:12He's never done...
01:02:13It's my fault.
01:02:15Don't say that.
01:02:17I'm so...
01:02:19I don't know what to do.
01:02:22I don't know what's happening to me.
01:02:38Oh my god, that's so gross.
01:02:41I'll...
01:02:41I'm gonna clean this off.
01:02:43Let's see.
01:02:43I don't know what to do.
01:02:45I don't know what to do.
01:02:59Oh my god.
01:03:00I do what to do this.
01:03:28You make me feel safe.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:41Your body.
01:03:46Oh.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:48Wait, hold on, hold on, oh wait, hold on a second, oh god, what, wait, ah, get rid of
01:05:01it.
01:05:02Oh, my God, oh, my God, please, no, ah, no, ah.
01:05:29I don't know.
01:06:08I don't know.
01:06:40I don't know.
01:06:59I don't know.
01:07:00But I need my stuff.
01:07:02It's expensive.
01:07:03What stuff?
01:07:04What?
01:07:05Wait, did you forget the Christmas presents for the boys?
01:07:08Ugh!
01:07:08It'd be a little bit more sympathetic if you didn't wait until last minute literally every year.
01:07:12Looks like it's all still there.
01:07:14Your auntie is on her way.
01:07:15She'll be here soon.
01:07:16What?
01:07:17Fuck.
01:07:18Just don't even worry about the gift.
01:07:20Oh, gross.
01:07:21I think we need to start without you.
01:07:24Okay, I'm gonna call you back with my car, okay?
01:07:26Just hurry, please.
01:07:27Bye.
01:07:38Hello?
01:07:43Hello?
01:07:44Hello?
01:07:45Hello?
01:07:49Hello?
01:07:57Hello?
01:08:02Hello?
01:08:19Hello?
01:08:21Hello?
01:08:24Hello?
01:08:29Hello?
01:08:41Hello?
01:08:45Hello?
01:08:56Hello?
01:08:59Hello?
01:09:08Hello?
01:09:13Hello?
01:09:15Hello?
01:09:15Hello?
01:09:16I don't know what's happening to me.
01:09:20Okay, let's stop.
01:09:22Stop!
01:09:22Stop!
01:11:42I called the police.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47Penny.
01:11:48Sweetheart.
01:11:49You scared the hell out of me.
01:11:50I'm going to get a towel.
01:11:52Oh, my God.
01:11:53What's wrong?
01:11:55Here.
01:11:56Here.
01:11:56It's okay.
01:11:57It's okay.
01:11:58Just...
01:11:59It's okay.
01:12:00You're safe.
01:12:01You're safe.
01:12:02Oh.
01:12:08I killed them.
01:12:12I think you're having a nervous breakdown.
01:12:15No.
01:12:15You didn't kill anyone.
01:12:17No.
01:12:21After I took...
01:12:23I don't care what drug you took.
01:12:25I know you.
01:12:27You wouldn't hurt a fly.
01:12:32And now...
01:12:34When I wake up...
01:12:37I...
01:12:40I am not safe.
01:12:42Oh, you're safe.
01:12:44You're safe.
01:12:45You don't have to hide.
01:12:47What happened?
01:12:49Shh.
01:12:49You're okay.
01:12:50You're safe now, okay?
01:12:54It's...
01:12:57Caleb.
01:13:00All I see is red.
01:13:02Oh, honey.
01:13:04You're angry.
01:13:05I understand.
01:13:09I think we both need some sleep.
01:13:12Why don't we go upstairs, okay?
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15I got you, sweetie.
01:13:17Okay.
01:13:20I know what you're going through.
01:13:23The body knows.
01:13:25It holds on to all our trauma...
01:13:28and our hurt...
01:13:30and anger and pain...
01:13:32I know that you wanted to get rid of all that, Pen.
01:13:36You thought that it would all go away when you lost weight.
01:13:41But you can't expel that stuff.
01:13:45You can't just throw it away.
01:13:48It's a part of you.
01:13:50A part of who you are.
01:13:52For better or for worse.
01:13:54We need to love ourselves.
01:13:58It's not easy to live with the harder parts of who we are.
01:14:03But we need to learn to love it.
01:14:05To integrate.
01:14:22It's the only way to become whole.
01:14:29What is it?
01:14:31What is it?
01:14:32Are you okay?
01:14:34Penny?
01:14:48Penny?
01:14:51Penny!
01:14:53Penny!
01:14:56Do it!
01:14:59We're gonna be!
01:15:09Paige, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:15:15No!
01:15:27No!
01:15:43I wanna hear you scream!
01:15:47Wake up! Wake up!
01:15:50Wake up!
01:16:09Mom...
01:16:13Mom....
01:16:17No, no!
01:16:23I don't know.
01:17:00I've been waiting for you all day.
01:17:02Hey, honey, are you drinking the snog?
01:17:05Those are for my mom.
01:17:07So good.
01:17:10You coming to bed?
01:17:13Even better with snog.
01:17:14Hey, baby, I'm ready.
01:17:16I said give me a minute.
01:17:18Are you still searching for that special something?
01:17:23This Valentine's Day, give her what she's been waiting for.
01:17:29Snog.
01:17:30A year-round beverage.
01:17:53Have you asked anyone to be your valentine yet?
01:18:04I'm having to beat them off with a stick.
01:18:13Why'd you come here?
01:18:15I needed to see you.
01:18:18Like this.
01:18:22Like an actual person?
01:18:29I don't know what she did.
01:18:34I wasn't in control.
01:18:37She was.
01:18:39You.
01:18:41What you did.
01:18:46Yes.
01:18:48Yes, it was me.
01:18:50I know that now.
01:19:03I'm so sorry.
01:19:13I'm so sorry.
01:19:20I'm so sorry.
01:19:26Imagine smiling in the mirror.
01:19:29And imagine enjoying Thanksgiving dinner without those same guilty feelings.
01:19:34Now, stop imagining.
01:19:37I felt self-conscious about my size and stuck in a vicious cycle.
01:19:42I just couldn't lose that baby weight.
01:19:43Don't let excess pounds hold you back from living your best life.
01:19:48Ask your doctor about taking the new FDA-approved Thinestra treatment.
01:19:52Talk to your healthcare provider today to see if Thinestra is right for you.
01:20:03Like any effective weight loss product, Thinestra comes with potential side effects you need to know about.
01:20:07Tell your doctor if you start experiencing subcutaneous shedding, liquid, or bloody stools, or insatiable hunger.
01:20:11Thinestra may cause gastrointestinal discomfort, including diarrhea, constipation, and vomiting.
01:20:15In some rare cases, increased heart rate, elevated blood pressure, and the difficulty sleeping have been reported.
01:20:19It is unknown if Thinestra can increase your risk of colon or prostate cancer.
01:20:22Thinestra may lead to more serious side effects such as never-dating trauma.
01:20:28I need...
01:20:29I need...
01:20:32I need...
01:20:33I need...
01:20:39I need...
01:21:06I need...
01:21:09I need...
01:21:09Jingle bells jingle all the way
01:21:13Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
01:21:21Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
01:21:30Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
01:21:41A day or two ago, the story I must tell
01:21:46I went on on the snow, and on my back I fell
01:21:50A gent was riding by, in a one horse open sleigh
01:21:55He laughed as their eyes sprawling lie, but quickly drove away
01:22:00Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
01:22:07Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
01:22:15Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
01:22:24Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
01:22:51Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
01:22:58Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
01:23:37We thought this December will be the one horse open sleigh
01:23:39To remember but it didn't work out that way
01:23:42You're coming in so far
01:23:44And you're picking up the car
01:23:45And you're headed up for the holiday
01:23:48I didn't imagine
01:23:49I still want up in the cabin
01:23:50Like a movie played out in my head
01:23:52I know we get the sunny
01:23:54At this time we go home
01:23:55So I'm getting myself ready instead
01:23:59Spending Christmas without you
01:24:01And you know it's you I'm thinking about
01:24:03But I knew you
01:24:05I wish you were here
01:24:09Spending Christmas without you
01:24:11Oh I didn't want to spend it alone
01:24:13But I knew you'd be like you
01:24:16I feel like you're now gone
01:24:28I can't stand to see you look so cute
01:24:30But I know that you'll be on your way soon
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