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#movie #hotdrama2026 #trending #bestmovie2026 #She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess! | Full HD Engsub Movie 2026 - BEST MOVIE 2026
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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:02Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:39We're doing it.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels!
00:01:26Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:35I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wronged.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:23the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:28he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:34money fame power it's all yours
00:02:43are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:48oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:01married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:07on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:17a
00:03:17younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:32please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:36oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:42feed
00:03:43yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:51me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:56have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:04i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:04:08cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:15hold still
00:04:23my migraine's gone
00:04:24okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come on
00:04:30oh
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:50i'm sorry i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one
00:04:55of the best don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of
00:05:01the east i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:22i have no clue what this is
00:05:26oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we
00:05:33saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:01methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:16wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:21her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
00:06:29sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:37seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:10i'll save your son
00:07:13who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:19be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:26crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:33dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:42lysander armstrong from us
00:07:47don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:08:09a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:36if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44so we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted
00:09:02on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:09here to repay your
00:09:10younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:18different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:27hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:34this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:40who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time
00:10:05but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16oh okay
00:10:19what's happening what are we doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash her face
00:10:47for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he
00:10:54has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:32why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:44studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:01there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:13peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:19lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:26be
00:12:26homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:34to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so
00:12:43she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:10you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait what what for don't listen
00:14:41to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of
00:14:47her
00:14:47firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't
00:14:54get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake
00:15:04here
00:15:04and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:11now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:15:17yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:05queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't
00:16:16stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:38get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:47but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:53way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:57live on to
00:16:58give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:05let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo
00:17:18slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone if you don't want these drooling
00:17:25vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:57you
00:18:02you
00:18:03you
00:18:03you
00:18:03you
00:18:12you
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:48would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:53held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:00faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:09you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:15she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59no
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:41help me i'm just one
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:22can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:28bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrite the wrong
00:21:39human
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57i swear to god i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:07i will never
00:22:08i will
00:22:22look who's scelting now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:35science okay it just means that my body
00:22:38oh shut up
00:22:41you're distracted me with your funny
00:22:44and i'm a professional
00:22:46i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:59get him boys
00:23:01get him
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00:23:42Psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:48The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:55Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:01Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:09Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:12No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:18How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:23You're wrong, sir.
00:24:24This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:29It's called borderline revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:16from me.
00:25:18This is it.
00:25:20The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:47Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there.
00:25:55You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:57No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:07And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:15I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:32What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think that they're...
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:48Oh my God.
00:26:48Yeah?
00:26:49She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:59This is taking way too long.
00:27:02Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:04The big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:09Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my God.
00:27:14Get back, son.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh, shit.
00:27:24Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:40Shoot her dead now.
00:27:42Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:44I said stand down.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:51I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:04You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it.
00:28:10No more stalling, General.
00:28:12If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:23He's secure.
00:28:30His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come, feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:09I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait.
00:29:16No, no.
00:29:16There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:22Angel, and I.
00:29:25The goddess healer.
00:29:30Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:37And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:40It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:42What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:45Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait.
00:29:51Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:55We are men of our words.
00:29:57And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:01And you did just that.
00:30:03Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:07I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:10I...
00:30:12I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:17I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:22And he's coming back today.
00:30:24But don't be disappointed.
00:30:26Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:28I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:35Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:38Take the gold.
00:30:38No, really.
00:30:40I don't need anything.
00:30:42I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:48Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:50He's back.
00:30:51And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:02Hobo close.
00:31:04Halo glow.
00:31:05I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:16Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:22I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:30I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:39Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:42I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54No.
00:31:55We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just better than us.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:15had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:16But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:18No normal person could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:23I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:25I have to find her.
00:32:26I have to make her my life.
00:32:28She won my heart over, too.
00:32:29But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:33All right, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:14Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:17I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:20I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:24In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:27So sign over the house now.
00:33:30Now.
00:33:34You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:37And I did.
00:33:38For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:44And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:47Do you have no shame?
00:33:48We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:53been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:05I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh, yeah?
00:34:16Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:20She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:23And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28Dude!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:30And you?
00:34:32You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:36Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:38Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:42Oops.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:54You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:56I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:10Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:11That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:15You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:18My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you insult her?
00:35:28It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:29Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:36What is he talking about, Jitsi?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:40Psst.
00:35:44This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:47She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:49She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:56Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got off keep.
00:36:00You dig?
00:36:00The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:03And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:07Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:19Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:24What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:25It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:35Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding, I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:00why should I do good by you?
00:37:02I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:08You better keep your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:23Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:33I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:40That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:44It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:49I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:02But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.
00:38:07But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:16After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:21I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:30You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:36Who actually deserves you.
00:38:38You will see tomorrow, grandma.
00:38:42Oh, yeah.
00:38:48You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:50She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:52She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:39:01So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05You mean...
00:39:07We broadcast that video of you?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman stick, the 19th century tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:21presidential glow up.
00:39:23Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home, brother.
00:39:37Welcome home, General!
00:39:41Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:02Then we should join her.
00:40:05Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:10So she needs our support.
00:40:12Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:13Yes, sir!
00:40:14We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:17Then let's roll.
00:40:33Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:50Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:52Wakeham, Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:55Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:04I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:10The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:16It's an honor.
00:41:17And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:25We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:29Not so fast.
00:41:30The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:55You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:57Oh, so I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:04Who is she?
00:42:05Uh, this is our, uh, entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:14You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:17You know, being this poor.
00:42:21Me, but my meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:27And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:29Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:34Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:38And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:43She's like...
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:46Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:53wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:55This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:02Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:08Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:15You, giving me the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:22So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:28dollar contract?
00:43:29We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:31And I saw potential in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:38Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:54I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:58Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:59Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:04You should make her sup.
00:44:04Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:06She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:15You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:20Okay, enough!
00:44:21You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:36And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:38I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:40Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:03The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:05No, absolutely not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound so scared already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:11This isn't that contract.
00:45:14It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:25Look at her following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:51You must understand me.
00:45:53I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:56I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:04Bro!
00:46:05She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:11baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:17Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:19You've gotten delusional.
00:46:21And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:26scoop you into money forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security!
00:46:30Lock the doors.
00:46:31This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:36This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:44She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:46Butch Tanner.
00:46:48Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:55You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:02Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:04General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:24If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:29And she's nice.
00:47:31You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:34Show them, Butch.
00:47:40See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:43Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:54Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:00Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here.
00:48:11No one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals for the poor.
00:48:14Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:16This is high society.
00:48:18So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:32I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here
00:48:37to give you a second chance.
00:48:39To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:42But no.
00:48:43You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:46Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:56Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:00My brother will never take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:06But make me happy?
00:49:07And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:22How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:24I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:27That's awesome.
00:49:28I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:31After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:37Is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Security, get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody
00:49:46here or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:51I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General Licender scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:05You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:07Enough!
00:50:09You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:17I think I quite like it here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:58Who the hell is this?
00:51:03I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No, I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:12You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:19Really, it was nothing.
00:51:21I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:35Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:37Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:39She waited for you for three years.
00:51:40This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:45Virtue?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:49She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:51No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major.
00:52:06You know, look, man.
00:52:08I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:13But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:22My real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:26You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:46You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:48So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:50You understand?
00:52:51You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major.
00:52:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:24And Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:39Maybe we should try to piss him off some more.
00:53:40Don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:53Trixie, listen.
00:53:54I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie.
00:54:13I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:18So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35First gift.
00:54:40Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:43So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:46Worth $500 million.
00:54:48Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:55This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:00Which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04Must be pennies.
00:55:05They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander.
00:55:10I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:12No, look.
00:55:13I know.
00:55:14I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:55:22wealth.
00:55:38Cleo!
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:43You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:50But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:52Trixie Amore.
00:55:57Will you marry me?
00:56:00You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:06Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:24Go, go, power couple.
00:56:27Woo!
00:56:28Okay, stop.
00:56:29The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:33Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:43Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means
00:56:48that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:53Understand?
00:56:57You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:02This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:12As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:19Trixie.
00:57:19Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:23Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank
00:57:27of society.
00:57:28I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:32Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:34Come on, Lysander.
00:57:35What are we waiting for?
00:57:35Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:37What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:41Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:43She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:47Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:50She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:55I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:00I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:03I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:06Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:14Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:15Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:19Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:22Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:36What?
00:58:41I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:51Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:55That was a real call?
00:58:56People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:58My company's dead.
00:58:59It's evaporated.
00:59:01It's in thin air.
00:59:05That's impossible.
00:59:07Who are you?
00:59:08What did you do?
00:59:10Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:13And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:17Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:20Then that means...
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:26The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:30Trixie's married.
00:59:31The famed war hero.
00:59:33The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:38Now you believe me?
00:59:39Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:43There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:45You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:48Sasa.
00:59:49Sasa.
00:59:50Sasa.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:54Sasa.
00:59:57I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:59:59Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:04Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:09Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:17I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:23Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:28Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:31I don't blame her at all.
01:00:32Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:34Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:36Fine.
01:00:37But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:39I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4118 years old.
01:00:43Fresh for the taking.
01:00:51I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:54Thank you, Devin.
01:00:56Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé, but now you'd sell out other
01:01:04innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:07You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:09No, to all of humanity.
01:01:10So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:17Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:22They're imposters.
01:01:27I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:32was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:34So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:37The goddess healer?
01:01:38You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:44Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:48The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:55That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:57The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:01In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:04So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:11Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:12If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:18We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:20No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:21She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:25FBI!
01:02:27FBI!
01:02:28You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:33Gotcha.
01:02:38Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:41No, don't arrest her!
01:02:43Trixie is a good person.
01:02:45Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:47Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:51The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:54We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:57Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:01She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:05Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:11out.
01:03:12She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:15My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:18She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:25You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:29My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:31He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:35Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:38And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:51I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:55But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:01If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:04But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:06You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:07Let's go!
01:04:31Get him!
01:04:32If you can.
01:05:07If you want to arrest me, I'll get to know if you want to arrest me if you want to
01:05:08arrest me.
01:05:23Is that enough pain?
01:05:25Or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:39Grandma.
01:05:41Meet my new fiance.
01:05:45Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:47He's so manly.
01:05:49Much better than your last one.
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:54It's Butch's loss.
01:05:55Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:04Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:05I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor!
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17See, Trixie?
01:06:18You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:21You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:32Let them eat cake.
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:45Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:46Attack!
01:06:48Attack!
01:07:04You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:25Damn it!
01:07:26Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:32That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:34Take Mr. Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:36We're quartered.
01:07:37I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:39Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:45They will be punished.
01:07:49Now hold still for me.
01:07:53Right.
01:07:54Rewrites the world.
01:08:05Holy fuck!
01:08:07Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:10Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now.
01:08:17Thank you, Mr. Trixie.
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:22No.
01:08:23Please.
01:08:24I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:26Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:27Sure.
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:35While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:40Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:48And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong.
01:08:53But you're close.
01:08:55I'm bullshit.
01:08:56I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail more than you will lives.
01:09:01You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try.
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death.
01:09:20Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:28You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:30What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will.
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:53I'm fine.
01:09:54Nothing happened.
01:09:55You'll see soon enough.
01:09:57Oh, please.
01:09:58I really wanna die.
01:10:00And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:04Whoops.
01:10:05Just crossed it again.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:07And again.
01:10:09Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:21What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything.
01:10:28Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:31I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:33If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:36Come on.
01:10:37Major.
01:10:38Major, are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:50Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:02Oh, please.
01:11:03You hurt us first.
01:11:05At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:08But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:20You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife.
01:11:35And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:49Oh, really?
01:11:50Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:11:59Yes.
01:12:00Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:07Goddess.
01:12:08Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:16Get the VP.
01:12:17We're leaving now.
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:33A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:38I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:44You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here
01:12:55to play up her importance.
01:12:57No.
01:12:58My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:14Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:20and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential
01:13:24contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:28I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in
01:13:37their faces.
01:13:38Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous,
01:13:41Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working.
01:13:43You can't just fake the...
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:50It's like real magic.
01:13:51Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and
01:14:02riot against you?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:09You saved me.
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:18We'll riot against you now.
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The vice president arrives!
01:14:45Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:50You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53Wait, what?
01:14:56He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:58No, no.
01:14:59We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:01Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:02This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed
01:15:09with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:13Yes.
01:15:13We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:15What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash
01:15:23Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:24The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of
01:15:29the most important allies to the president.
01:15:32So he is the general.
01:15:34Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:36Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:42So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:45We got the VP and the president.
01:15:47On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:52I told you.
01:15:53Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:55This is treason.
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:05Hurry!
01:16:06The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:10You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:12My brother is a war hero.
01:16:14He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:17He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:18If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:25Not just your brother.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28It's okay.
01:16:30Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:33I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:38And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:40I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:46I truly saved a good man.
01:16:53I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:56And what can you do about it?
01:16:58Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:01My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:05Let's try it out on them.
01:17:09Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:10There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:12Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:15Despicable!
01:17:15What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:21Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:25Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:29Oh!
01:17:39Shoot!
01:17:40Wait, that's the president.
01:17:42Wait, that's the president.
01:17:44Oh!
01:17:45Please help me, idiots!
01:18:02Oh, my gosh!
01:18:04I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:06That was...
01:18:07They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:10What is this?
01:18:12Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:18:16This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:20You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:22I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:25With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:27And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:36That is easy.
01:18:38There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:54It's raining gold!
01:18:57What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:04She, she, she is?
01:19:07She is a criminal.
01:19:09Don't worry, madame president. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:12I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:14Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:31This contract?
01:19:33Yeah, yes!
01:19:35Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:53My contract, you bitch!
01:19:56And that's not all.
01:20:09This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:12There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:15Don't you realize?
01:20:16Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:20You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:23Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:25And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:28So prepare yourself.
01:20:29Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:32What are you going to do?
01:20:34The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:40You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:44Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:47So what's your final decision?
01:20:51I'll...
01:20:51She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:59I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:06Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:08You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:11You witch, you idiot!
01:21:15I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:21I don't understand.
01:21:22I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:28And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:33You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:37The one and only.
01:21:41And it's...
01:21:44Her.
01:21:44Her.
01:21:45Oh!
01:21:45She's going to curse her.
01:21:55What?
01:22:00Who's going to curse your life?
01:22:01Her.
01:22:01Oh!
01:22:12You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:18Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:25help those in need,
01:22:27and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:30No, so that means the billion dollar contract,
01:22:34it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36She took it away just like that.
01:22:39That was our golden ticket.
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend,
01:22:43but after everything you've done,
01:22:46we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:48No, please, I swear, I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:56Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:57She's an amazing person.
01:22:59And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:02She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:12I love you.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:26I love you.
01:23:26I love you.
01:23:26I love you, too.
01:23:26I love you.
01:23:26I love you.
01:23:27All her gold.
01:23:28All her clothes.
01:23:30All that could've been mine.
01:23:32This is all your fault.
01:23:33This is all?
01:23:34You seduced me!
01:23:35Stop me! You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:41Please, Trixie, give me another chance. I want to be rich again.
01:23:46I'll be your slave.
01:23:48I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:50You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:54All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:58You two should be locked up.
01:24:00And she shall.
01:24:02For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:08It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:11It's your fault!
01:24:12I was only with you for your money.
01:24:14I don't care.
01:24:15You were rich.
01:24:16I'll see myself now.
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess. We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:24My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:30That is why I saved you.
01:24:32With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:38Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:44Let's party!
01:24:45Wait, what if we just got married? Right now?
01:24:49Yes.
01:24:50Well.
01:24:53Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:58I do.
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00You may kiss the bride.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
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