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My Dad Is Poseidon Engl Subt
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30What's that?
00:34What's that?
00:44How are you?
00:47I'm in the middle of this one.
00:50I've never seen the other two brothers.
00:51I've never seen this one.
00:51I've never seen it before.
00:51Holy shit!
00:58I've never seen it before.
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard.
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodite is kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:49Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:53Oh!
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Oh!
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
06:00oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:32push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even nereus's sea folk give him a wide burt
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about nothing heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:31give me
11:32give me a name liora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:40it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:30even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical liora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:54stay out of it
12:56boss
12:57soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:11she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down
14:31i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:52oh
15:52oh
15:52oh
15:52oh
15:53oh
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you baby.
16:29Touch my kid again and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait, the baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
19:00My liege.
19:02Have mercy.
19:03I didn't know she was your daughter.
19:04I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show.
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:44I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my leash!
20:02My love.
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
20:07I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:04Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
21:48You crash my spot!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon
22:58your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team
23:20right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:32every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down surrender now
25:18i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly
26:45lilly
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run a little longer
27:01lilly
27:23you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lilly safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:21if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:29a
28:30an
28:31a
28:31a
28:32a
28:33a
28:33a
28:35a
28:35a
28:44a
28:46a
28:46a
28:46a
28:47a
28:56o
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well
31:49well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die
31:58i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:19then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:31you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:03and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:06refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:09end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:24i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:01you're half dead already
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell
34:16how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:54why would she be here
34:55why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:23with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple
35:39a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:02i
36:02he
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