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Bro Code Be Damned Shortmintz
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy.
00:00:56Anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:11No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:15Who isn't?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55Alice.
00:02:55Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:57Come on, that's gross.
00:02:58I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:07Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:10You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:13Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:18Ron.
00:03:18Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:20Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21All right.
00:03:21Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right.
00:03:23Later, buddy.
00:03:26You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:57just don't want to open it.
00:03:58And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:02at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:16any signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:23Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:36uh, tell me.
00:04:39No.
00:04:39Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go.
00:04:41Actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:42Oh, good to see you.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:48Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove your bets first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost the game.
00:06:50We still gotta start.
00:06:55Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:44Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:51Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:53You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:57Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:58The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:02Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:10Turn.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:15You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are gonna be running laughing, you fucking puke.
00:08:27Put it down!
00:08:32What's that?
00:08:33Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:34I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:35It's okay.
00:08:36I can just go out.
00:08:37I love you!
00:08:48I finally did it.
00:08:50The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:53I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:55And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:59The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:04Touchdown!
00:09:06I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:15It's just a joke.
00:09:17Seriously.
00:09:19The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:23Don't look.
00:09:24It's a kisser.
00:09:25In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:27Unhinged.
00:09:27Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:30Kill me now.
00:09:37What are you doing here?
00:09:40I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:42Obviously.
00:09:44Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:46Yes, it did.
00:09:47You've just been waiting.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50And whose fault is that?
00:09:52I messaged you.
00:09:53Oh, crap.
00:09:55I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:57I was dying of embarrassment.
00:10:00I must have missed your message.
00:10:02Sorry.
00:10:03Missed my message?
00:10:05You know, I don't think so.
00:10:07I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:10Why?
00:10:11Okay, come on.
00:10:12What?
00:10:13Just give it back.
00:10:14Whatever.
00:10:14Hold on.
00:10:16You're texting Chad?
00:10:18I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:22You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:23He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:25Are you into that?
00:10:26We're doing a school project together.
00:10:27Ah, a school project.
00:10:29Yes.
00:10:29You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:32Well, it's the truth.
00:10:33So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:35Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38There you go.
00:10:39Chad is deleted.
00:10:41What?
00:10:41What?
00:10:42Stop.
00:10:43They're already done.
00:10:43That's not cool.
00:10:44You can't do that.
00:10:45Because that's not fair.
00:10:47Ah, yes it is.
00:10:48Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:51So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:54I said take your phone out.
00:10:58Cool.
00:10:59Do what?
00:11:00I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:11Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:13Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:16This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:19The car.
00:11:20The moonlit night.
00:11:22And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:24I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:28Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:30Yes.
00:11:31This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:34My only.
00:11:35My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37No.
00:11:38No.
00:11:41No.
00:11:42Rhett.
00:11:44Harder.
00:11:45Faster.
00:11:46I'm coming.
00:11:48Are you alright?
00:11:49Yes.
00:11:50I need a little bit of air.
00:11:51It's really hot in here.
00:11:53I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:55Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:12:00No.
00:12:00No, I just need life.
00:12:09Oh my god.
00:12:10Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:12I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:16You have double XL condom to use you.
00:12:19There you go.
00:12:19I'll touch those.
00:12:20It's for gloves.
00:12:21Do you actually use those?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24They use your face.
00:12:25There's no way.
00:12:26That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:29What did you like to know?
00:12:35Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:38Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:41You kissed me back.
00:12:42You basically attacked me.
00:12:44I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:52Pathetic.
00:12:53I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:55I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:56I'm such an idiot.
00:12:58Forget I said anything.
00:13:00You know what?
00:13:00Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:02Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:06Excuse me?
00:13:07There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:10No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:12And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:14Are you insane?
00:13:16Who do you think you are?
00:13:17My father?
00:13:23I'm your roommate.
00:13:24I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:28So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33We're roommates.
00:13:34And that means we're equals.
00:13:36Mm-hmm.
00:13:36And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:39So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:43And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:48make sure that you're safe.
00:13:49Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:54Nope.
00:13:55Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:58No.
00:13:59Pro Max.
00:14:00Not when he looks like that.
00:14:04Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:10First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:13Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:16You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:19I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:20You don't control what I do.
00:14:23Yes, I do.
00:14:36Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:39Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:43Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:46Lingerie?
00:14:47Seriously?
00:14:49But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:53I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:56I'm your roommate.
00:14:57And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:59Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:05I don't take orders from them.
00:15:08I don't take orders from them.
00:15:09Are you ready to ride?
00:15:11Come on.
00:15:12Let's get it up.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:14Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:17Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:27Oh my god.
00:15:29Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:35Look everyone.
00:15:36The strippers arrived.
00:15:38Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:45Thanks.
00:15:46At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:49You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:54Rita.
00:15:56Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:58Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:03Turn the music up.
00:16:04Let's play a game.
00:16:19I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:30Shit.
00:16:31I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:33Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:36What's the matter?
00:16:38No guys want you?
00:16:40Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:42She's stalling.
00:16:43She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:45You can't get a guy?
00:16:47You dress like a hooker.
00:16:48You flash your tits and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:51Just give me a second.
00:17:02Hey, Allison.
00:17:03Yeah, I...
00:17:11That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:13But you're so thirsty.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:21Lick it up.
00:17:22Lick it up.
00:17:30Lick it up.
00:17:33Lick it up.
00:17:33What's up?
00:17:34Where are you?
00:17:36I'm at club vibe.
00:17:37I, um...
00:17:38I lost a dare.
00:17:40Yeah?
00:17:41What kind of dare?
00:17:44I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:48Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:52a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:53Come on.
00:17:54Brett, please.
00:17:55This is serious.
00:17:56Can you just come get me?
00:17:57No, Allison.
00:17:58You know what?
00:17:59You want it to break the rules?
00:18:00You enjoy your night.
00:18:01Brett, please.
00:18:06How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:08He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:11You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:15I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:23Where do you think you're going?
00:18:24Grab her.
00:18:25What?
00:18:25No!
00:18:26Get off of me!
00:18:27You lost the dare.
00:18:28You paid the price.
00:18:32You need to loosen up.
00:18:34You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:35That's fine.
00:18:36We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:40No!
00:18:53What was that?
00:18:54Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:19:02Please.
00:19:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:05A dare is a dare.
00:19:06Stop fighting.
00:19:09I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:11I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:11Taking the V-card out your ass.
00:19:18Please.
00:19:21Please stop.
00:19:23Please.
00:19:23You're getting this?
00:19:24That's what gets views.
00:19:27Hey asshole!
00:19:40Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:43Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:46Oh.
00:19:50Oh.
00:19:53Oh.
00:19:54Brett.
00:19:54This is a total overreaction.
00:19:56Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:59I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:20:00She's practically begging for it.
00:20:13You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:18And that goes for everybody.
00:20:19I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:21Does everybody understand that?
00:20:25Great.
00:20:26We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:30No.
00:20:32You okay?
00:20:34Come on.
00:20:35Let's go.
00:20:43Hey.
00:20:44Hey.
00:20:45What do you think you're doing?
00:20:47Huh?
00:20:48Sneaking out?
00:20:49Going to a place like this?
00:20:51What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:54What did you mean back there?
00:20:59Back where?
00:21:01When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:06The literal meaning.
00:21:08I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:12I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:14And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18I know.
00:21:20Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:22Hey.
00:21:22Always causing trouble.
00:21:23Please just put this out.
00:21:26Happy?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:32Well, you know what?
00:21:32I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:35Like I'm desperate?
00:21:36No, that's not true.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:37Okay?
00:21:38I'm a total joke.
00:21:39Bullshit.
00:21:40You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:41Okay?
00:21:42These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:44I know.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:46Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:47And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:49And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:52That's not true.
00:21:54Fuck Rita.
00:21:56Fuck everybody.
00:21:58I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:22:00I don't want to be me.
00:22:01Okay?
00:22:01I want to be liked.
00:22:03I want to be wanted.
00:22:04And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:07I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:09I'll always be there.
00:22:11So what does that mean?
00:22:13What does that mean for us?
00:22:14What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:18I'm losing my mind.
00:22:19I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:23All I can think, just this once.
00:22:27What?
00:22:30Just say it.
00:22:31Just say it.
00:22:32I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:34Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:39That is not true.
00:22:40Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:44Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:45I can't.
00:22:48And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:51So you know what?
00:22:52Just forget it.
00:22:54Forget I said anything.
00:22:57I'm done begging you.
00:22:59I'm done.
00:22:59No, Allison.
00:23:00Allison, stop it.
00:23:07Listen.
00:23:08There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:12Why?
00:23:14Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:19It says that you have to stop.
00:23:23Please don't stop.
00:23:24Please don't stop.
00:23:45What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:47We're outing everything.
00:24:00Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:06Ally?
00:24:07Are you a threat right now?
00:24:11I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:13Talk to me.
00:24:14Face time to Ron.
00:24:18What is he doing?
00:24:19Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:27Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:29Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:30Ally called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:35So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:39your ass.
00:24:40It's...
00:24:40It was an accident, okay?
00:24:42We just...
00:24:43I butt-dialed you.
00:24:45We went to the freshman party, and...
00:24:48I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:51And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:54Okay? Chill.
00:24:55Really?
00:24:56Yeah, look!
00:25:01It's really dry, okay?
00:25:02My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:05All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:10right now or something.
00:25:11I need you to take care of that.
00:25:12I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:14I got it.
00:25:16Peace.
00:25:17Bye!
00:25:20Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:24Hey, but, uh...
00:25:26You forgot something.
00:25:28No, Ally.
00:25:29Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:31Hey, Allison.
00:25:33Stop.
00:25:38Quit acting so childish.
00:25:43You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:48...is you.
00:25:56All right, ladies, physical assessments today.
00:26:00Allison, you're first.
00:26:16All right, ladies, physical assessments today.
00:26:33Yeah, Allison, I see you.
00:26:37Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:39You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:42Shut up.
00:26:50Hey, uh, hey, watch it.
00:26:54What's your problem?
00:27:05Partner up, stretching drills.
00:27:11So, hello, Allison.
00:27:13Let me help.
00:27:14I'm real hands-on.
00:27:17I'm okay.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19He'll be fine.
00:27:20I promise.
00:27:23Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:25Oh, excuse me.
00:27:28I'm not with anyone.
00:27:31Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:34That's right.
00:27:35She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:38Excuse me.
00:27:42Walk away, Chad.
00:27:44Right now.
00:27:47Whatever, man.
00:27:48You're lost.
00:27:54What are you doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:56Are you jealous or something?
00:27:58No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:59What was that?
00:28:00I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:28:02Keeping the vultures away.
00:28:03Just doing my job.
00:28:07First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:12All right, come on.
00:28:14You first.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:21We don't have all day.
00:28:22You ready, Rookie?
00:28:24I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:26But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:29Let's go.
00:28:29We don't have all day.
00:28:32You want to play?
00:28:34Fine.
00:28:35Let's play.
00:28:36Let's go.
00:28:40Let's play.
00:29:06What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:08Not doing anything.
00:29:10Stop it.
00:29:12Stop playing.
00:29:15Switch positions.
00:29:18You're too good.
00:29:21Shh.
00:29:22Shh.
00:29:30Whenever you're ready.
00:29:32She's trying to kill me.
00:29:34And it's working.
00:29:41She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:43It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:46Rob is going to murder me.
00:29:53What the hell am I doing?
00:30:00What the hell am I doing?
00:30:02You okay, bruh?
00:30:04Okay.
00:30:04And done.
00:30:05Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:08You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:12Really?
00:30:13Wow, thank you.
00:30:17Congratulations.
00:30:18Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:26You're off me.
00:30:43Oh my god.
00:30:46Oh my god.
00:30:46I am hot.
00:30:47You okay?
00:30:49Oh my god.
00:30:52Oh my god.
00:30:54Oh my god.
00:30:54Oh my god.
00:30:55Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:58Here.
00:31:00Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:31:02Oh, it's mine.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04Brain bleach.
00:31:05I need brain bleach, but...
00:31:07Damn it.
00:31:08How do I unsee that?
00:31:09How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:12Okay, it's fine.
00:31:14Just...
00:31:14It's okay.
00:31:15Just forget it, okay?
00:31:16I'm doing laundry.
00:31:16I'm sorry I still don't look on you.
00:31:18I, um, didn't...
00:31:20You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:22And it...
00:31:24And neither are you.
00:31:25You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:27You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:29And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:30Yeah, okay.
00:31:31I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:32Listen, I just...
00:31:35Why aren't you still here?
00:31:37Why aren't you still here?
00:31:38Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:39This is my morning routine.
00:31:41I don't know.
00:31:41It's 8.30.
00:31:43Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:46thing?
00:31:46What?
00:31:47Nobody told me that.
00:31:50Oh my gosh, she's going to kill me.
00:31:52This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:54She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:57It's okay.
00:31:58It's alright.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:14Get all your stuff?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:15Um, I had to go.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:20Bye.
00:32:28Did you just see that?
00:32:30That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:33And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:35Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:37Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:39Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:48Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:50I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:53Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:55Late is late.
00:32:56You're just too lazy.
00:33:07Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:08My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:11It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:13Like I said, nobody...
00:33:18No.
00:33:19Hey, stop!
00:33:21Are you crazy?
00:33:23Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:27Stop!
00:33:29You want to fight?
00:33:30I'll give you a reason.
00:33:37Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:40Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:41This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:43Cool.
00:33:43Get out.
00:33:45Get out of here.
00:33:46All of you, get out of here.
00:33:47Right now.
00:33:48Did you hear me?
00:33:48Get out.
00:33:54You okay?
00:33:55It's fine.
00:33:58I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:34:00I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:34:03It's gonna be okay.
00:34:03We have enough time.
00:34:05Trust me.
00:34:08Hi, hello.
00:34:10Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:34:11and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:34:13Right now.
00:34:18All right.
00:34:18Hey, listen.
00:34:20Use my jersey.
00:34:21Make it look better than the original.
00:34:22All right?
00:34:25All right.
00:34:26All right.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:40All right.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42All right.
00:34:47Oh, shit.
00:34:49Is that even Allison?
00:35:00She looks...
00:35:02Stony.
00:35:04Look at you.
00:35:05You look fantastic.
00:35:08You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:10It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:12You know, that's true.
00:35:13That's true, I have.
00:35:14Hey, are you sure?
00:35:16It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:20You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:22Really?
00:35:24To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:28Of course.
00:35:30As...
00:35:30More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:33All right.
00:35:35Time's ticking.
00:35:36Let's move.
00:35:38Allison.
00:35:38I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:43But it works.
00:35:45You take center.
00:35:46Let's go.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:59Break the leg.
00:36:08Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:48Who is that girl? She's on fire. It's Alison Scott. I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:58Alison is serious. She's so hot. I mean, damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:37:04Body in that uniform. Woo! You're getting lucky tonight. Stay with me. I don't have to.
00:37:12See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me. I'm telling you right now,
00:37:17if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:30He's on the 30-yard line. The 20. The 10.
00:37:37Touchdown! Matt Harrison does it again. State wins.
00:37:57Hey. Oh, congrats on the win, Captain. That was really good.
00:38:01Thank you. You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:38:05Okay, shut up.
00:38:06Are you okay?
00:38:11Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Bye!
00:38:21Oh, my God. Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:25in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:28Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:38:36Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:41Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
00:38:45Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:48I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:53Oh, but I want it.
00:39:10Wait. What?
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:19Kiss Cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:30Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:36Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:38No problem.
00:39:47This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:51But it feels so right.
00:39:54I never want to stand.
00:40:00Harrison!
00:40:09What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:13Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:14You're making a scene.
00:40:16I'm making a scene?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17I'm making a scene.
00:40:18You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:20Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:23Are you serious right now?
00:40:24If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:29You're unbelievable.
00:40:31I hate you.
00:40:35Dude, I'm...
00:40:36No, no, no.
00:40:37You cut the crap.
00:40:38You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:40I promise.
00:40:41Do not bullshit me!
00:40:42Do not bullshit me!
00:40:43Absolutely nothing.
00:40:44I'm serious.
00:40:44Nothing.
00:40:46Fucking lying.
00:40:47I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:48Okay?
00:40:49She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:51I know that.
00:40:51So you stay in your lane.
00:40:53Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:56You do not cross me.
00:40:57You do not!
00:40:58I promise.
00:40:59Dude.
00:41:00Fuck.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Hey, we need to talk.
00:41:07No.
00:41:08I sound like a mom.
00:41:10This is ridiculous.
00:41:12Why am I texting him?
00:41:13He's literally in the next room.
00:41:15You know what?
00:41:17Just go in there.
00:41:18Just ask him.
00:41:19Hey, Brett.
00:41:20What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:22He kissed me back.
00:41:23He can't deny it this time.
00:41:25It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:29Do or die.
00:41:36What are you doing?
00:41:37Getting groceries.
00:41:38What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:40I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:41Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:43I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:46She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:50Brett.
00:41:51What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:54I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:56I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:58Hi.
00:41:59You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:42:01Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:42:04You know what?
00:42:04I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:09It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:11Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:12The fun's over.
00:42:14It's finished.
00:42:15Do you understand?
00:42:18Don't you dare.
00:42:19No.
00:42:19Don't you dare look like this.
00:42:21I'm not doing anything.
00:42:21No, no, no.
00:42:22That's not fair.
00:42:22Okay?
00:42:23Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:24Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:27Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:29You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:31Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:32I'm not doing anything.
00:42:33Yes, you are.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:36Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:39Because that's all this is.
00:42:40Yeah?
00:42:41Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:44I had two options.
00:42:45You and him.
00:42:46And I picked wrong.
00:42:51Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:53Chad's a predator.
00:42:55And a loser.
00:42:56And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:43:00I can't.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Is he hard?
00:43:14At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:17You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:24Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:26You know, biology.
00:43:30Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:38Ellie!
00:43:39Brett!
00:43:40You guys out here?
00:43:41Fucking shit!
00:43:42What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:43You have to get out.
00:43:44I can't get out.
00:43:44If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:47Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:49So I'm going to get out.
00:43:51Okay, cool.
00:43:52Allie, hey.
00:43:54Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:55Allie, hey.
00:43:56Just get under fit on what?
00:43:58Brett, I'm going to cut you down.
00:44:03Allie.
00:44:04Hi.
00:44:05Showing alone?
00:44:06Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:44:08Run, I'm naked.
00:44:09No, okay.
00:44:09Get out!
00:44:11You're...
00:44:13You're not, though.
00:44:15Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:19I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:20I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:21I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:22You got it, so...
00:44:23I also wanted to say that...
00:44:27I think you did a great job today.
00:44:30I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:31And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:36Thanks.
00:44:42Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:45Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:50So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:53Run, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:56It's a game.
00:44:57Everyone does it.
00:44:58A game?
00:44:59I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:45:02This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:45:04Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:45:07So who did you want me to pick?
00:45:08That's fair.
00:45:10Chad sucks.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:18They won't be.
00:45:21Okay, thanks.
00:45:25What was that?
00:45:28What was that?
00:45:31Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:33Okay.
00:45:33I'm okay.
00:45:34Don't drown.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:35Okay?
00:45:36Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:37Okay.
00:45:38Bye.
00:45:46God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:49Good talk.
00:45:51Wait.
00:45:54I have to ask you something.
00:45:56I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:59Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:46:00Be the girl he kissed.
00:46:02There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:46:05I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:46:16He's got plans, Allie.
00:46:20Okay.
00:46:21Yeah, whatever.
00:46:22I just...
00:46:36Brett?
00:46:40I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:46Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:58Look.
00:46:59Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:47:02She's finally getting back.
00:47:03Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:47:06It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:47:08I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:47:11I came by myself.
00:47:13Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:16Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:18Nothing major.
00:47:19Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:23Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:27Huh.
00:47:28How much are you asking for this?
00:47:30$15.
00:47:31I made it myself.
00:47:34$15?
00:47:35For some plastic and twine?
00:47:36You don't have to buy it.
00:47:38It's ambitious.
00:47:40You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:42I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:49You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:53Are you insane?
00:47:55You actually want this garbage.
00:47:56You know, I value the artist.
00:47:58That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:59So, $500?
00:48:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:48:02She's nothing.
00:48:03No, you're nothing.
00:48:04Especially compared to her.
00:48:06How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:48:10Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:12No, I'm serious.
00:48:12Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:17You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:20What do you mean?
00:48:21You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:23You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:25And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:27You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:30What do you want?
00:48:32I'm just trying to...
00:48:34Allison.
00:48:35Party at my place.
00:48:37Celebrating the big win.
00:48:38You coming?
00:48:40I don't know.
00:48:42I'm not interested.
00:48:44She's a grown woman.
00:48:45She can speak for herself.
00:48:48So, what do you say?
00:48:51You're not going anywhere.
00:48:54And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:56Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:59You hate Chad, Brett?
00:49:00Fine.
00:49:01Chad's my new best friend then.
00:49:03No, yeah.
00:49:05Sounds fun.
00:49:09I'll be there.
00:49:18There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:22Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:30It's a cool party.
00:49:31Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:35Really?
00:49:35For me?
00:49:37Why did you do that?
00:49:38You're single.
00:49:39I'm single.
00:49:40You need another reason?
00:49:43So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:46No deal.
00:49:48There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:49He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:52If so, is his loss.
00:49:55My gain.
00:49:58Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:50:03Let's fix that.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09No, why not?
00:50:10There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:50:12Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:14You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:15No.
00:50:16What's that?
00:50:17We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:21Come on.
00:50:36Damn it.
00:50:37Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:40Come on, Allison.
00:50:41You're already here.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:53Fine.
00:50:54But I play to win.
00:51:00Hockey game, check it out.
00:51:02Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:18Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:20Game's over.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:21Excuse me.
00:51:22What are you doing, huh?
00:51:23Get off of me.
00:51:24What do you think you're doing?
00:51:25You're ruining my night.
00:51:26Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:28What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:29Don't care.
00:51:30How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:32Come on.
00:51:32Okay?
00:51:32No more of these stupid games.
00:51:33You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:35Let's go.
00:51:35I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:37I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:41Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:53Oh, shit.
00:52:02Ow.
00:52:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, it's okay, I got
00:52:11it, I got it.
00:52:12I got it.
00:52:15Oh, my God.
00:52:16Is she okay?
00:52:20Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
00:52:22Look at me.
00:52:22Look at me.
00:52:23Hey, hey.
00:52:24You okay?
00:52:25I can't.
00:52:26I can't feel it.
00:52:28I can't feel it.
00:52:28Just breathe.
00:52:29Just try to breathe.
00:52:30All right, hey.
00:52:33We're going to be okay.
00:52:35All right.
00:52:36Let's get you in.
00:52:37Hey, let's get you in.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:42Get out of my way.
00:52:46Move.
00:52:48God, just put me down, Brett.
00:52:50All right, here you go.
00:52:50Put you down.
00:52:52You know, you could have died.
00:52:54And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:59kissing him, huh?
00:53:00Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:53:03That's not fair.
00:53:05What's not fair?
00:53:07What's not fair?
00:53:07What am I not understanding?
00:53:09Huh?
00:53:09What don't I understand?
00:53:10I don't know how this works, okay?
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:13I'm figuring it out.
00:53:15I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:17You know what?
00:53:17That's fantastic.
00:53:18I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:20You're not any better than me.
00:53:22I'm not any better?
00:53:23What did I do?
00:53:24How am I not any better?
00:53:25What are you talking about?
00:53:26You're worse.
00:53:27I jumped in the pool.
00:53:28I saved your life.
00:53:29And now what?
00:53:30I'm an asshole?
00:53:30How am I worse?
00:53:31You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:35Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:39Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:42Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:44Yeah, I know.
00:53:45I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:48You know, I don't understand.
00:53:52You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:57That's the worst thing.
00:53:58That's it.
00:53:59I did.
00:53:59No, no.
00:54:00I fell in love with you.
00:54:01I'm in love with you.
00:54:02Stop, stop.
00:54:02And you're my brother's best friend.
00:54:04I know that.
00:54:05I know.
00:54:05Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:54:11Am I crazy?
00:54:13Do you not feel anything?
00:54:16Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:20Okay?
00:54:22I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:25Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:26Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:28I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:30I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:37Fuck it.
00:54:38Fuck it.
00:54:39Fuck it.
00:54:40Fuck it.
00:54:53I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:03Listen, you have no idea.
00:55:05Every single time I saw you with him.
00:55:08I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:55:15Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:17I made a promise to run.
00:55:19But you know what?
00:55:26I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:39I think about you every day, every morning, every night, every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:50It's you that I see every time.
00:55:54It's you that I see every time.
00:55:56Hey.
00:55:59What?
00:56:05I want you to take me right here.
00:56:11Right now.
00:56:25I want you to be mine.
00:56:25So what are we now?
00:56:31What do you want us to be?
00:56:35What do you want me to be?
00:56:38I want you to be mine.
00:56:42I think I already am.
00:56:47But what about Ron?
00:56:49He's going to kill you.
00:56:51I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:53He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:59...how much I love you.
00:57:06I don't know.
00:57:07I think...
00:57:09I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:13Just for now.
00:57:15I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:17I know.
00:57:20But it's just for a little.
00:57:23Until we find the right moment.
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:28I don't know until you win.
00:57:30It will be secret, Lars.
00:57:48Thinking about you.
00:57:57Hi, Captain.
00:57:59When are you coming to pick me up?
00:58:01I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:58:04I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:58:07Aw.
00:58:09Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:58:12...don't.
00:58:13My legs are killing me, and I really like your car.
00:58:18Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:20He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:23Brett, stop.
00:58:24Don't read my smut.
00:58:26I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:33Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:38Holy shit.
00:58:40That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:45Oh, I feel so hot right now.
00:58:50Palms to my center.
00:58:52Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:54Are you away, Allie?
00:58:55Fuck.
00:58:59Fuck.
00:59:03Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:59:05I have to go fake my own death.
00:59:06Bye.
00:59:07I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:28Hey.
00:59:29Are you okay?
00:59:29You sounded sick.
00:59:30Do you need help?
00:59:31Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:34You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:38I was just trying to help.
00:59:41Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:45Shoot.
00:59:47Late.
01:00:07Brett.
01:00:09That's Allison's.
01:00:10Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:12If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:31Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:35Hey.
01:00:35Hey.
01:00:36You found my bag.
01:00:37I was looking for that.
01:00:39No problem.
01:00:39Uh-huh.
01:00:42Attention.
01:00:44All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:46It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:51I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:59thorough search.
01:01:00Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:01:06I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:01:10Excuse me.
01:01:10I was fixing my makeup.
01:01:11Sounded like you were retching.
01:01:13And I asked you if you were a-
01:01:14Look at this.
01:01:15This is perfection.
01:01:17It's every girl's dream.
01:01:18I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:19And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:22I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:26Search me.
01:01:27I have nothing to hide.
01:01:33Your turn, Scott.
01:01:35Sure, but I-
01:01:37Rita!
01:01:39Jackpot.
01:01:40Well, well, well.
01:01:42Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:45I knew it.
01:01:46No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:50Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:55Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:58Those aren't mine.
01:01:59Right.
01:02:00A cheater and a liar.
01:02:02Coach, please listen to me.
01:02:04I've never seen those.
01:02:05I don't know what they are.
01:02:07I-
01:02:07Lying.
01:02:08It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:02:11They're mine.
01:02:12Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:02:15Did you forget?
01:02:16I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:02:18Yeah, sorry.
01:02:19I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:21He's right.
01:02:22They're just vitamins.
01:02:23No, they aren't.
01:02:24Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:30I just, they looked suspicious.
01:02:34Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:38Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:40That's enough.
01:02:41All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:45Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:49What?
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:53Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:54I mean, I know it.
01:02:55Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:03:00You little bitch.
01:03:01You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:03:04That's enough, Rita.
01:03:05My decision is final.
01:03:11Listen up.
01:03:12When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:03:16You want us to drop her?
01:03:17She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:18That's the point.
01:03:21Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:22So tragic.
01:03:23I can't do that.
01:03:25Coach will kill me.
01:03:26Fine.
01:03:27And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:30I know everything, girls.
01:03:32Every dirty little secret.
01:03:34Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:36You're cool.
01:03:37And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:47Very sweet.
01:03:50What happened back there?
01:03:52How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:54I saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:04:00I knew it.
01:04:01I knew she was up to something.
01:04:03You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:04:06Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:04:08It was when we were...
01:04:11When we were having...
01:04:16Bone sex.
01:04:18So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:22Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:25Hey, do you...
01:04:28Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:30Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:32I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:33I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:35I'm being serious, too.
01:04:36Allison.
01:04:37Perfect.
01:04:38Just who you are.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40I'll always be there.
01:04:43To catch you when you fall.
01:04:46Always.
01:04:49All right.
01:04:50On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:53Rita, you're up first.
01:04:54Then Allison.
01:05:07Okay, Allison.
01:05:09Hey, great job, you guys.
01:05:12You killed it.
01:05:35Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:38Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:45I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:48Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:50You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:53Are you kidding me?
01:05:54They almost dropped me.
01:05:56I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:57I could have died.
01:05:58That would have been the best news of my life.
01:06:00Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:06:03Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:06:09Brett, thank you.
01:06:11Oh, my gosh.
01:06:12I really appreciate that catch.
01:06:14I almost had a heart attack.
01:06:15All right, everyone.
01:06:16In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:27Wow.
01:06:29Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:31I'm proud of you.
01:06:32Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:37And that's game.
01:06:38State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:43Allie.
01:06:44Look, I know.
01:06:45Is that what you wanted?
01:06:46It's okay.
01:06:46Because you did good.
01:06:47That's all that matters.
01:06:48Thanks, bro.
01:06:49I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:50I'll be right back.
01:06:51Ew.
01:06:52Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:54Yo.
01:06:55Allison.
01:06:56She is.
01:06:56You look good, baby.
01:06:58Y'all do private shows.
01:07:00You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:07:03You're so gross.
01:07:05Yo, what the hell?
01:07:07Are you serious?
01:07:08What?
01:07:08What's going on?
01:07:09I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:07:11Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:07:12You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:07:14I hate your dreams.
01:07:15How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:07:21You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:23Why?
01:07:24You know, everyone knows how you got a captain's position.
01:07:27How?
01:07:27By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:30Then that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:35You shameless whore.
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:38What more money?
01:07:39I do.
01:07:41You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:42She's a public boss.
01:07:44Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:47Hey!
01:07:48Hey, fuck this.
01:07:51You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:57I have a nap!
01:07:58That's enough!
01:07:59What's going on here?
01:08:00I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:08:02Shadow's gonna hit her.
01:08:03You're gonna hit her?
01:08:05Get my office now!
01:08:06You!
01:08:07With me!
01:08:08This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:08:10Let's...
01:08:11We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:08:13All right.
01:08:15You sure you're on it?
01:08:20It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:22You could have broken your hand.
01:08:24Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:26Never let anybody get a booth cheating like that.
01:08:29What's up?
01:08:36You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:42me out.
01:08:44Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:45I think it's this one.
01:08:45Let's go see the hero.
01:08:47Oh, shit.
01:08:48No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:50They can't see us like this.
01:08:52You won't let him.
01:08:53Let's tell him.
01:08:55Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:56In front of the entire team.
01:08:59Ron's gonna kill you.
01:09:01What do you want to do?
01:09:03Let's hide.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:09Brett!
01:09:11Brett, you in there?
01:09:12Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:09:14Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:09:19You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:28You need a hand man?
01:09:29No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:38You gotta be quiet.
01:09:42Let's see what happens.
01:09:45Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:47Hey, you know what?
01:09:48It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:10:01I feel what you did to me.
01:10:03I feel what you did to me.
01:10:05It's kind of hard to mess.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:09I'm sorry.
01:10:11Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:10:13We got your food.
01:10:14It's gonna get cold.
01:10:14You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:10:16I can help you.
01:10:16Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:10:18I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:20All right, let's just give him some space.
01:10:21Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:23Yeah, don't pull a muscle.
01:10:24You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:27I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:31health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:33You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:36You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:55Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:57No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:11:17Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:11:20I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:11:22Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:24Sick.
01:11:24Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:26let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:29Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:34I will end you.
01:11:36Beat.
01:11:38Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:40You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:42Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:44She bought it.
01:11:45With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:48And her dealer?
01:11:49Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:52Brett Harrison.
01:11:57That's, that's not true.
01:11:59You know what?
01:12:00I don't care.
01:12:01Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:12:03She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:12:05Just ask them yourself.
01:12:07Oh, really?
01:12:08Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:12:12Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:12:16He said he had good stuff.
01:12:19But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:21You know, that's bullshit.
01:12:23I have proof.
01:12:27I know real doctors.
01:12:29I've got pills.
01:12:31Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:34Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:38This is insane, okay?
01:12:40I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:42Oh, sweetie.
01:12:43It's all coming out now.
01:12:44I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:47We trusted you.
01:12:48Cheater!
01:12:51Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:54Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:56She's using you.
01:12:57For the clout?
01:12:58For the status?
01:12:59Who was she before you slept with her?
01:13:02Nobody.
01:13:02A total bottom feeder.
01:13:04Rita, you know what?
01:13:04You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:13:06How'd you get that video, huh?
01:13:08And what'd you do to it?
01:13:09You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:13:11Boo!
01:13:13Listen, just please listen to me.
01:13:15Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:13:17This is my sister, okay?
01:13:18She would never do something like this.
01:13:20And here come the pretzels.
01:13:23All right, that's enough.
01:13:24That's enough.
01:13:25Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:29as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:31I have no choice.
01:13:34Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:36from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:38Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:40pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:43Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:45Hold on.
01:13:46Hold it.
01:13:47If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:51I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:53get healthy at the right way.
01:13:54No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:57You'd really help us?
01:13:58Absolutely.
01:13:59Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:14:01any of Rita's dangerous pills ever again.
01:14:02So, what's the catch?
01:14:04We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:14:07This video, this is the real conversation,
01:14:10not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:14:13Not for the drugs.
01:14:15These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:14:17They're vitamins.
01:14:18You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:21You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:25She's right.
01:14:27These are common supplements.
01:14:29Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:32to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:34She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:37and she's been shaming them,
01:14:38degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:40Now, everybody is different,
01:14:41but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:44Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:45one reason only,
01:14:46because she was a threat.
01:14:47She threatened the total control
01:14:49that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:51And it's horrible,
01:14:52because Allison,
01:14:53she's a beautiful person,
01:14:54and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:56and she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:15:00That's not true.
01:15:02He's lying.
01:15:03She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:15:05Lock her up!
01:15:07Lock her up!
01:15:08Lock her up!
01:15:09Lock her up!
01:15:10You fucking bitch!
01:15:11You ruined my life!
01:15:13You ruined it yourself.
01:15:26Look at you,
01:15:27playing the victim.
01:15:29You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:32Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:34you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:36Nothing but a little...
01:15:37Shut up, dude.
01:15:38Shut up.
01:15:39What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:40I don't have to do anything.
01:15:42You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:44Mr. Williams!
01:15:48Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:51of sexual harassment against you
01:15:53from various female students.
01:15:55As of now,
01:15:56you are officially suspended
01:15:57from all school activities.
01:15:58What?
01:15:59No!
01:16:00My father...
01:16:01Your father may have his name on the library,
01:16:03but I assure you,
01:16:04his money will not buy you immunity.
01:16:07You can take him away.
01:16:08Artie's over.
01:16:09Let go.
01:16:09No!
01:16:10I'll throw you off!
01:16:11This isn't over!
01:16:14And as for you,
01:16:15Ms. Scott,
01:16:17on behalf of the entire administration,
01:16:20I would like to apologize to you
01:16:23for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:25And as of now,
01:16:26you can consider yourself
01:16:27officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:30You can consider yourself
01:16:32officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:35Thank you, principal.
01:16:37All right, everyone.
01:16:38Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:40I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:42But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:44So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:48Let's win!
01:17:01Touchdown!
01:17:02State University wins it all!
01:17:04Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:17:08Yes!
01:17:09Yes!
01:17:10Go!
01:17:20Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Ut大哥!
01:17:31Hey, Alison.
01:17:36The way, I'm not even surprised...
01:17:41Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:45I think he knew before we did.
01:17:47I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:49I love you too, quarterback.
01:18:04Red Dragon.
01:18:05Record by Short Drama Free.
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