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00:00:00Adiós, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:03Thank you.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:08when I can live amongst the common people
00:01:09and help those the most in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels,
00:01:26because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:35I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:45And...
00:01:46Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot!
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes.
00:02:33He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:35Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:36Power.
00:02:37It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:45Yes.
00:02:46Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:53I'm dying!
00:02:55Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married?
00:03:01I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:21I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24No!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:38Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:42Mm-hmm.
00:03:42That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:45It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What?
00:03:49Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:58Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:08Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:15Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:23My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me.
00:05:35The witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging.
00:05:50There's no movement.
00:05:50Truly.
00:05:52I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct.
00:06:21Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:46James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew!
00:07:32She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:40Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:02You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:29Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her.
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Okay, okay.
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:44have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29Mm-hmm.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:05And you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:13Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18You wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:15:59But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30Alright. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:55My son can't even tell you.
00:17:59I was so scared.
00:18:01See?
00:18:17You alright?
00:18:17You know, I'm sorry.
00:18:18You know, I don't want this at all.
00:18:19You can't.
00:18:20I'm sorry.
00:18:20I'm sorry.
00:18:20You know, I'm sorry.
00:18:35¡Gracias!
00:18:53Held for ransom
00:18:55By a homeless woman
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59We have to have faith
00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:06On the streets
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her, you don't know her background
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murderer
00:19:17That is it General, you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19You're right, that's it
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:23James, let's go
00:19:24Yes, sir
00:19:28Oh my
00:19:35I told you all to stay out
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you
00:19:44We can't be interrupted
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57I'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59No, thank you
00:20:04You see that General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:07This is witchcraft
00:20:10I know what this is
00:20:12This is the dark witch
00:20:14I've heard of her
00:20:15She uses her dark magic
00:20:17To steal the hearts of young handsome men
00:20:20And then she eats them alive
00:20:21Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:23Before she takes my son
00:20:24James
00:20:25Get the SWAT team
00:20:27Yes, sir
00:20:31Here regain consciousness
00:20:43Help me
00:20:44I'm just one
00:20:49Something's wrong
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56Lysander Armstrong
00:20:57Lysander Armstrong
00:20:57And his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here
00:21:13Captain Morales
00:21:16My son is trapped behind there
00:21:18With a devious, man-eating witch
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:23To tear down that door
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:21:26We'll break down that door
00:21:27And bury that bitch alive
00:21:33Right
00:21:35Rewrites the wrong
00:21:39You're this
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:45And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:48Good
00:21:49You're awake
00:21:50I'm saving you
00:21:51Saving you?
00:21:53By bathing with me?
00:21:55Who are you?
00:21:56You're a fucking spy?
00:21:58Talk
00:21:58I swear to god
00:21:59I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:04In your stipper
00:22:07I will never
00:22:08I will really
00:22:22Look who's skelting now
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:28Alright, but it is a
00:22:29Biological fact
00:22:30A man
00:22:31Is attracted
00:22:32To
00:22:33A naked woman
00:22:34And her breasts
00:22:36Science, okay?
00:22:37It just means that my body
00:22:38Oh, shut up
00:22:38Is physically
00:22:42You're distracted me with your flight
00:22:44And I'm a professional
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:47Captain, do something now
00:22:49Ready
00:22:55We're almost there
00:22:57Aim
00:23:00Get him boys
00:23:01Get him
00:23:03Fire
00:23:07Fire
00:23:08Fire
00:23:08Fire
00:23:08Fire
00:23:09Fire
00:23:10Fire
00:23:22Those aviss missiles
00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:26It's-It's not even a scratch
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic
00:23:30Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32No, yo creo que Miss Trixie es una buena persona.
00:23:36No es la Dark Witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:40tú eres tan fácil de fooled.
00:23:41Esta vieja de la psicóloga
00:23:43no tiene la habilidad de hacer un saludo.
00:23:45¿Cómo es ella?
00:23:46¿Cómo va a salvar alguien más?
00:23:47Sí, la Queen Angel y yo
00:23:50son ya los mejores doctores del mundo.
00:23:52Si no podemos salvarlo,
00:23:54no uno puede.
00:23:55Excepto por la heredera de la heredera.
00:23:57Pensé en esto.
00:23:58Hemos escuchado Lysander's voz.
00:23:59He's estado en una coma dos años.
00:24:01Miss Trixie must have wokenle him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:04This homeless girl
00:24:05is maybe the goddess.
00:24:09Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:11is really the goddess.
00:24:12No, no.
00:24:13Absolutely not.
00:24:15There is no way this hobo girl
00:24:17is better than us.
00:24:18How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now,
00:24:20what we need to do
00:24:21is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:23You're wrong, sir.
00:24:24This homeless snake
00:24:26is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:27on Master Lysander.
00:24:29It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain
00:24:33to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick
00:24:37to pull the wool
00:24:38over your eyes and ears.
00:24:41That means my son
00:24:42is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two
00:24:45to do whatever you can
00:24:46to kill that antler rod
00:24:48bearing witch.
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now
00:24:52naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:54with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55That it looks like
00:24:56it's up to me.
00:24:58The witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know
00:25:00the right techniques
00:25:01to take her down.
00:25:04My son's life
00:25:05is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him,
00:25:07I will give you
00:25:08whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know
00:25:11who you are,
00:25:12but there is no way
00:25:14I am letting you
00:25:15rip my golden bachelor
00:25:16away from me.
00:25:18This is it.
00:25:20The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you
00:25:23the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:47It's poison gas
00:25:48will smoke them out
00:25:49and end her torture
00:25:50over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there.
00:25:55You're jeopardizing
00:25:56his life as well.
00:25:57No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her
00:26:00only care about themselves.
00:26:02Soon,
00:26:02she'll come out
00:26:03crying to Mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse
00:26:06the poison on your son
00:26:07and then he can marry
00:26:08one of us.
00:26:10They really won't stop
00:26:11until they get
00:26:12both of us killed.
00:26:15I knew they promised you
00:26:16that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:32What the hell
00:26:33are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over
00:26:34ten minutes.
00:26:36Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think
00:26:38we got there.
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother
00:26:41and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers
00:26:43at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead,
00:26:46it's because of that
00:26:46homeless gold digger.
00:26:48Oh my God.
00:26:48Yeah?
00:26:49She's the one
00:26:50who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean,
00:26:52she probably locked
00:26:53themselves in there
00:26:54on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie
00:26:55wouldn't have to do that
00:26:56if you weren't trying
00:26:57to sabotage her
00:26:58from saving my brother.
00:26:59This is taking
00:27:00way too long.
00:27:02Captain Morales,
00:27:03it's time to get out
00:27:04the big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas
00:27:07can flatten
00:27:08even a bomb shelter.
00:27:10Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able
00:27:11to hide even if
00:27:12she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my God.
00:27:14Get back, son.
00:27:17Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh, shit.
00:27:24Quit your whining
00:27:25and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's
00:27:40been extracted.
00:27:41Shoot her dead now.
00:27:42Do I need to fix
00:27:43your hearing too?
00:27:44I said stand down.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite
00:27:50to the field of medicine.
00:27:52I just saved this man
00:27:53that otherwise
00:27:53would have died
00:27:54in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite,
00:27:56then you're worse
00:27:58than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying
00:28:02you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake
00:28:04in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well, now you're
00:28:07just asking
00:28:08to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it.
00:28:10No more stalling,
00:28:11General.
00:28:12If you won't punish her,
00:28:13I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:24He's a cure.
00:28:26He's a cure.
00:28:31His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact,
00:28:33it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign
00:28:38of illness,
00:28:39infection,
00:28:40or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale
00:28:53like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come, feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:00Thank you.
00:29:01Next time,
00:29:02don't go seeking
00:29:02medical advice
00:29:03from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have
00:29:05otherwise died
00:29:06by their greedy
00:29:07and unskilled hands.
00:29:09I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let
00:29:11these two nutjobs
00:29:12ever practice
00:29:13their voodoo voodoo
00:29:14magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait!
00:29:16No, no!
00:29:16There is only
00:29:17one person in the world
00:29:19who is more skilled
00:29:20in the field of medicine
00:29:21than the queen,
00:29:22Angel, and I.
00:29:25The goddess!
00:29:26Healer!
00:29:30Could you really
00:29:31be the goddess
00:29:32of healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it
00:29:34that the goddess
00:29:35of healing
00:29:35is well over
00:29:36100 years old
00:29:37and you don't look
00:29:39a day after 20.
00:29:41It doesn't matter
00:29:41who I am.
00:29:42What matters
00:29:43is that the patient
00:29:44is healthy again.
00:29:45Devon,
00:29:46I've repaid your kindness
00:29:47by fulfilling your wish
00:29:48of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait!
00:29:51Miss Trixie,
00:29:52we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:53our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:55We are men of our words
00:29:57and as I promised you,
00:29:58my heir, Lysander,
00:29:59would take you as a wife
00:30:00if you cured him
00:30:01and you did just that.
00:30:03Of course,
00:30:04you're welcome
00:30:04to marry me instead.
00:30:07I really appreciate it
00:30:08but I'm sorry.
00:30:10I...
00:30:12I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:17I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently
00:30:19awaiting his return
00:30:20from deployment
00:30:20for the last three years
00:30:22and he's coming back today.
00:30:24But don't be disappointed.
00:30:26Really,
00:30:26I'm no one special.
00:30:28I just got lucky
00:30:29with your brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me
00:30:31that spa water
00:30:32can cure all kinds
00:30:33of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still
00:30:34Lysander's savior.
00:30:35Please,
00:30:36let me give you
00:30:37what I promised.
00:30:38Take the gold.
00:30:39No, really.
00:30:41I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe
00:30:43in doing good
00:30:44in the world.
00:30:48Trixie,
00:30:49it's your fiancé.
00:30:50He's back
00:30:51and he says
00:30:52he's breaking up
00:30:53with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:03Hobo close.
00:31:04Halo glow.
00:31:06I bet the goddess
00:31:07healer is just
00:31:08like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just
00:31:10dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber
00:31:12for not accepting
00:31:13his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been
00:31:14the richest woman
00:31:15in the world
00:31:16marrying the hottest,
00:31:17most powerful
00:31:19bachelor around.
00:31:22I'm going to marry
00:31:23that homeless woman.
00:31:29Oh my God.
00:31:30I mean,
00:31:31I don't know
00:31:31about that homeless
00:31:32bimbo,
00:31:33but this is
00:31:35godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no,
00:31:38no, my Sandra.
00:31:39My Sandra
00:31:39was supposed to be
00:31:41mine.
00:31:43I'd so much
00:31:43rather share him
00:31:44with you
00:31:44than let that
00:31:45penniless,
00:31:46ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nut jobs
00:31:48are a disgrace
00:31:49to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two
00:31:51weirdos out of here
00:31:52and revoke
00:31:53their licenses.
00:31:54Wait, no.
00:31:55We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just
00:31:57better than us.
00:31:59Oh my God.
00:32:01Oh my God.
00:32:03We were truly
00:32:04blessed to have
00:32:04Miss Trixie here,
00:32:05huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was
00:32:09just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly
00:32:11had these special
00:32:12skills,
00:32:13why did she wear
00:32:14that shit-stained
00:32:15dress and had
00:32:15an impeccable
00:32:16looking doll?
00:32:17But think about
00:32:17the impenetrable
00:32:18walls.
00:32:18No normal person
00:32:20could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not,
00:32:22homeless or not,
00:32:23I don't care.
00:32:24I have never met
00:32:25a woman like that.
00:32:25I have to find her.
00:32:26I have to make her
00:32:27my life.
00:32:28She won my heart
00:32:29over too.
00:32:29But if my bestest
00:32:31big bro wants her,
00:32:32I'll help you find her.
00:32:33All right, listen.
00:32:35I need help
00:32:35finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:43so I want you,
00:32:45your granddaughters,
00:32:46filthy things
00:32:47out of my house
00:32:49now.
00:32:50Trixie paid
00:32:51for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you
00:32:53for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough
00:32:56to put my name
00:32:57on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading
00:32:58for a better girlfriend
00:32:59now, one with some
00:33:00serious fucks.
00:33:01I want you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission
00:33:05to bark like a rabbit
00:33:07hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:16Amore.
00:33:18I've been dying
00:33:19to throw this
00:33:19in your face.
00:33:20I'm dumping you
00:33:21for your best friend,
00:33:22Marissa.
00:33:24In fact,
00:33:25the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:27So sign over
00:33:28to the house
00:33:28now.
00:33:34You gave me
00:33:35this ring
00:33:35and asked me
00:33:36to wait
00:33:37and I did
00:33:39for three years
00:33:40while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me
00:33:42with my best friend
00:33:43and now you're trying
00:33:45to swindle my home?
00:33:47Do you have no shame?
00:33:48We were together
00:33:49for three years
00:33:50and it was a complete
00:33:52waste of my life
00:33:52when I could have been
00:33:53with a loaded girl
00:33:54like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much
00:34:01you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the
00:34:02rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:06I see you're fulfilling
00:34:07your highest aspirations
00:34:08of being a low-grade
00:34:10male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh yeah?
00:34:16Well, Marissa
00:34:18is so much better
00:34:19than you.
00:34:20She grew up
00:34:21even poorer
00:34:22than you
00:34:23and now
00:34:24she's the CEO
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:26corporation.
00:34:28Dude!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:30And you?
00:34:32You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think
00:34:35she's an upgrade?
00:34:37Of course
00:34:37she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she
00:34:39got me
00:34:40for my
00:34:41engagement.
00:34:42Oops.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe
00:34:46worth one millionth
00:34:47the presidential contract
00:34:48I gave her.
00:34:54You gave her
00:34:55the presidential contract?
00:34:57I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact,
00:34:59Marissa,
00:35:00you and your
00:35:01dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything
00:35:04you have
00:35:04all thanks to me.
00:35:10Oh, I think
00:35:11she's losing it, bro.
00:35:12That breakup
00:35:13must have hit her
00:35:13hard.
00:35:15You two
00:35:15are the ungrateful
00:35:17cheating scum here.
00:35:19My granddaughter
00:35:19supported you
00:35:21and your entire
00:35:22family for three years
00:35:24while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you
00:35:26insult her?
00:35:28It's okay,
00:35:29Grandma.
00:35:29Let's not stoop
00:35:30to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets,
00:35:35huh?
00:35:36What is he talking
00:35:37about, Josie?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:44This is how
00:35:45embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is.
00:35:48She didn't purchase
00:35:48this house on her own.
00:35:50She was begging
00:35:50on the street
00:35:51for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss-poor
00:35:55nobody like you.
00:35:57Even if you got
00:35:57no game,
00:35:58I got street cred
00:35:59I got out of keep.
00:36:00You dig?
00:36:01The word you're
00:36:01looking for is
00:36:02dignity.
00:36:03And you're one
00:36:04to speak,
00:36:05cheater.
00:36:07Is this true,
00:36:08Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening
00:36:13my horizons,
00:36:14Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see
00:36:15how regular,
00:36:16everyday people live
00:36:17so that I can
00:36:18help them.
00:36:20Of course,
00:36:20those without
00:36:21substance underneath
00:36:22would never
00:36:23understand that.
00:36:24What is that
00:36:25supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means
00:36:26the new girlfriend
00:36:27you think is an
00:36:28upgrade
00:36:29is actually
00:36:29a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough bullshitting
00:36:35already.
00:36:36Just sign the damn
00:36:36papers and we can
00:36:37each get on
00:36:37with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding,
00:36:52I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:55If you won't do
00:36:55good by me of
00:36:56breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me
00:36:58with my best friend,
00:37:00why should I do
00:37:01good by you?
00:37:02I'll give you
00:37:02my John Hancock
00:37:03at your wedding
00:37:04as a charity
00:37:06to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:09You better keep
00:37:09your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow,
00:37:13you will never feel
00:37:13so rich ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:22Trixie, Marissa's a
00:37:24millionaire now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you
00:37:27if you show
00:37:28even so much as a
00:37:29hair at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma,
00:37:31I have to confess
00:37:33something to you.
00:37:33I've secretly amassed
00:37:35a fortune worth
00:37:36trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:41What would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet?
00:37:44It's because of
00:37:45the healing hands
00:37:46I inherited
00:37:47from Asseplius,
00:37:48the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several
00:37:51world leaders
00:37:52with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able
00:37:54to give Marissa
00:37:55the presidential contract
00:37:56and become
00:37:57the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier
00:38:00hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how she
00:38:01betrayed you.
00:38:02But please,
00:38:04Trixie dear,
00:38:05I know it was
00:38:06to broken your heart,
00:38:07but embellishing
00:38:09your worth
00:38:10and who you are,
00:38:11it will only delay
00:38:13the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have to
00:38:15believe me just yet.
00:38:16After we lost
00:38:17mom and dad
00:38:18because we didn't
00:38:19have the money
00:38:19for their medical bills,
00:38:21I vowed that
00:38:23I would do everything
00:38:23I can to serve
00:38:24those in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm
00:38:27taking everything
00:38:27back from Butch
00:38:28and I'm giving it
00:38:29back to Charity.
00:38:30You've always had
00:38:31an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain
00:38:33you will meet
00:38:34someone who
00:38:35will treat you right,
00:38:36who actually
00:38:37deserves you.
00:38:38You will see
00:38:39tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:42Oh, yeah.
00:38:48You said
00:38:49Trixie's crashing
00:38:49at our wedding?
00:38:50She was bullying
00:38:51us too, Sasa.
00:38:53She's probably
00:38:53trying to extort you
00:38:55now that she knows
00:38:55you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57When hope
00:38:58when nobody steps
00:38:58on Snake,
00:39:00Snake bites back hard.
00:39:01So let her
00:39:02come and embarrass
00:39:03herself.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05You mean
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:09that video of you?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman
00:39:14stick,
00:39:15the 19th century
00:39:16tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me up
00:39:18higher on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world
00:39:19sees her in her
00:39:20homeless mess
00:39:21against my
00:39:22presidential glow-up.
00:39:23Let's turn this
00:39:24party into her
00:39:25funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home,
00:39:36brother.
00:39:37Welcome home,
00:39:38General!
00:39:41Sir,
00:39:42the homeless woman
00:39:43who saved you,
00:39:43Miss Trixie,
00:39:44this is the file
00:39:45of her ex,
00:39:46Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with
00:39:47your regiment
00:39:48in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:49that can barely
00:39:50carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been
00:39:52providing for him
00:39:52and his entire
00:39:53family while he's
00:39:54been deployed
00:39:54overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited
00:39:56for him for years
00:39:57and then he
00:39:57betrayed her?
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to intel,
00:40:00she's planning
00:40:01to bring it down
00:40:01on them at their
00:40:02wedding.
00:40:03Then we should
00:40:03join her.
00:40:05Men, I'm only
00:40:06alive today because
00:40:07of that virtuous
00:40:07woman and her
00:40:08incredible power
00:40:09that saved my
00:40:10life.
00:40:10So she needs
00:40:11our support.
00:40:12Will you join
00:40:12me in protecting
00:40:13her?
00:40:13Yes, sir!
00:40:14We will learn
00:40:15our lives to
00:40:15protect her, sir!
00:40:17Then let's roll.
00:40:33Welcome everyone
00:40:34to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very
00:40:37special day for me
00:40:37and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we
00:40:39getting married,
00:40:39but in just one
00:40:40hour, my company
00:40:41will be receiving
00:40:42the presidential
00:40:42contract, allowing
00:40:44my biomedical
00:40:44company to go
00:40:45public.
00:40:50Congratulations
00:40:50on the contract
00:40:51once again,
00:40:52Mrs.
00:40:53Wakeham, Stowe,
00:40:54Butch is taking
00:40:54my last name.
00:40:56Oh, and please
00:40:56don't be so uptight,
00:40:57Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the
00:40:59secretary of the
00:41:00entire U.S.
00:41:01Health Department,
00:41:02but this is a
00:41:02par-tay after all.
00:41:04I see some of
00:41:05the most important
00:41:06people in the
00:41:07nation have also
00:41:08arrived to
00:41:08celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S.
00:41:12president will
00:41:12also be arriving
00:41:13soon to give
00:41:14you the contract
00:41:15herself.
00:41:16It's an honor.
00:41:17And that's why
00:41:18Sasa is the best
00:41:19wife a man could
00:41:20ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make
00:41:23sure the crowd
00:41:24is entertained
00:41:25tonight.
00:41:25We'll let the
00:41:26wedding begin.
00:41:29Not so fast.
00:41:31The party doesn't
00:41:32start until I
00:41:33say it does.
00:41:55You two really
00:41:56are a match made
00:41:57in hell.
00:41:58So I've come to
00:41:59save your guests
00:41:59from this oncoming
00:42:00train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize
00:42:02it from any of
00:42:03our elite circles.
00:42:04Who is she?
00:42:05Uh, this is our
00:42:06entertainment for
00:42:07tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:10The other thing.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you
00:42:13doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the
00:42:14homeless shelter.
00:42:15You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here
00:42:16to bum a meal off
00:42:17us.
00:42:18You know, being
00:42:19this poor.
00:42:21Me, bum a meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten
00:42:24that it was I who
00:42:25bankrolled you two
00:42:26for the last three
00:42:26years?
00:42:27What evidence do
00:42:28you have of that?
00:42:29Look at me, then go
00:42:30look at yourself in
00:42:31the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire
00:42:33CEO.
00:42:34Even the first woman
00:42:35president will be here
00:42:36any second now to
00:42:37congratulate me.
00:42:38And you're nothing
00:42:38but a washed up
00:42:39sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like
00:42:42so obsessed with me.
00:42:43She loves me.
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:47Butch already cut ties
00:42:48with his ex, but she's
00:42:49so shameless and
00:42:51desperate that she'd
00:42:52still show up to my
00:42:53wedding to suck up to
00:42:54This is what poor
00:42:56sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps
00:42:59from us, the rich
00:43:01and glorious.
00:43:02Projecting much,
00:43:03Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel all
00:43:04high and mighty now,
00:43:05but don't bite the
00:43:06hand that feeds you.
00:43:08Especially when I'm the
00:43:09one who's giving you
00:43:09the contract.
00:43:16You giving me
00:43:17the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills,
00:43:20no education,
00:43:21no connection,
00:43:22so how could you
00:43:23possibly have a pool
00:43:24to get the US
00:43:25fucking president
00:43:26to give me a
00:43:27billion dollar contract?
00:43:29We both share
00:43:29humble beginnings,
00:43:30Marissa,
00:43:31and I saw potential
00:43:32in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you
00:43:34as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now
00:43:36that greed has
00:43:38poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore
00:43:40now just because
00:43:40I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us
00:43:43rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal from
00:43:45lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were
00:43:49too embarrassing
00:43:51for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you
00:43:53any day.
00:43:53I can say that
00:43:55now that I'm
00:43:55marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:58Self-admission
00:43:59of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick,
00:44:00somebody put that
00:44:01on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa,
00:44:02she's embarrassing
00:44:02me in front of
00:44:03everyone.
00:44:04You should make
00:44:04her sup.
00:44:05Don't listen to
00:44:05her,
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:06She's a gold
00:44:07digging,
00:44:08blood-sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have
00:44:10to lift a finger
00:44:11and you're already
00:44:11embarrassing yourself
00:44:12in front of
00:44:13everyone for me,
00:44:13butch.
00:44:16You may look
00:44:16and sound like
00:44:17a man,
00:44:18but you're
00:44:18nothing but
00:44:19a pathetic
00:44:19coward.
00:44:20Okay,
00:44:20enough!
00:44:21You know what
00:44:22I always couldn't
00:44:22stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral
00:44:24posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just
00:44:28lies to make you
00:44:29lame girls feel
00:44:29better about
00:44:30yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no
00:44:31man will choose
00:44:32you over
00:44:33Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods
00:44:36and you're just
00:44:37all empty talk.
00:44:38I'm not here to
00:44:39request to be
00:44:39chosen because I'm
00:44:41the one who's
00:44:41doing the
00:44:42choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the
00:44:58billion dollar
00:44:59contract for Sasha?
00:45:03The one that's
00:45:04supposed to make
00:45:04us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely
00:45:07not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound
00:45:10so scared already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that
00:45:13contract.
00:45:14It's the lease to
00:45:15the modest home you
00:45:16try to swindle from
00:45:17me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying
00:45:22to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even
00:45:23have the guts to go
00:45:24all the way.
00:45:25Look at her
00:45:25following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign
00:45:27over the lease and
00:45:28here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little
00:45:31peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth
00:45:33all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to, I
00:45:39don't know, beg for
00:45:40a little treat while
00:45:41you're at it?
00:45:51You must understand
00:45:52me.
00:45:53I'm here to take
00:45:54back everything I've
00:45:55ever given you.
00:45:56I'm giving it to
00:45:57charity.
00:46:05Bro, she's gone
00:46:06cuckoo in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just
00:46:08because she rented a
00:46:09pretty little dress she
00:46:10can pretend to be a
00:46:10deep pocket-investing
00:46:11baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had that
00:46:13kind of money to just
00:46:14toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop in
00:46:16the bucket for me.
00:46:17I know what this is.
00:46:20You've gotten delusional
00:46:21and you think you're
00:46:22Cinderella so you can
00:46:23just show up to a fancy
00:46:24party and some Prince
00:46:25Charming will scoop you
00:46:26into money forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security, lock the doors.
00:46:31This woman doesn't leave
00:46:32until we're through with
00:46:33her.
00:46:36This is where your
00:46:37dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie
00:46:43Lysander.
00:46:44She's being cornered by
00:46:45her ex and his mistress
00:46:45at the Wickham wedding
00:46:46right now.
00:46:47Butch Tanner.
00:46:48Well, he's going to wish
00:46:49he died in battle after
00:46:49I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:56You think a few toy guns
00:46:57scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of
00:46:59people for much worse.
00:47:02Including your head of
00:47:03command, Butch.
00:47:04General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary
00:47:08war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma for
00:47:10years after he saved the
00:47:11nation from a terrorist
00:47:12attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled,
00:47:15unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly
00:47:18have this magical ability
00:47:20to heal someone like
00:47:21General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here is going to
00:47:23believe you.
00:47:24If you really cured the
00:47:25incurable general, then
00:47:27Sasa is the fucking
00:47:28Virgin Mary.
00:47:30And she's not.
00:47:31You're just asking to be
00:47:32humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:34Show them, Butch.
00:47:40See for yourselves,
00:47:42everyone.
00:47:43Trixie's just a
00:47:44reloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me and
00:47:49Marissa alone, because
00:47:50we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:52I'm a major in the
00:47:53Marines.
00:47:54Sasa, she has a
00:47:56billion-dollar biomedical
00:47:58contract with the
00:47:59military.
00:48:00Approved by the first
00:48:02female president of the
00:48:03United States herself,
00:48:04bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying to leech
00:48:08off you like a parasitic
00:48:09gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here.
00:48:11No one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals for the
00:48:13poor.
00:48:14Do you see this,
00:48:15Trixie?
00:48:16This is high society, so
00:48:19you're either born on a
00:48:20silver spoon, or you're as
00:48:21accomplished as me to be
00:48:22here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do some
00:48:24serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:26maybe someone will drop a
00:48:28couple bucks in your tin
00:48:29can.
00:48:32I already have everything
00:48:33one can dream of, but I
00:48:35valued our friendship,
00:48:36Marissa, which is why I
00:48:37came here to give you a
00:48:38second chance, to see if
00:48:40you'd apologize and admit to
00:48:41your backstabbing.
00:48:42But no, you stooped so
00:48:44low, it disgusts me.
00:48:47Nothing is more
00:48:48disgusting than you
00:48:49standing on street
00:48:49corners like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows, if you've
00:48:53already started offering
00:48:54sexual services.
00:48:56Well then, why don't you
00:48:59get on your knees for me,
00:49:00Trixie?
00:49:00My brother will never
00:49:02take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry an
00:49:04embarrassment like you.
00:49:06But make me happy, and I
00:49:09might consider making you my
00:49:10personal prostitute.
00:49:22How dare you hit my
00:49:24brother!
00:49:24I'm never letting you
00:49:25leave here alive!
00:49:27I saw something.
00:49:28I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:31After I'm done with you,
00:49:32Trixie, not even the
00:49:33goddess of healing will be
00:49:34able to save you.
00:49:36Oh, is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Get down on your knees and
00:49:43give Bob one hell of a
00:49:45blowjob in front of
00:49:46everybody here, or I'll pop
00:49:48so many holes in you, the
00:49:49men here won't know which
00:49:50one to fuck.
00:49:51I don't need to be the
00:49:52goddess of anything to
00:49:53punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:55I've saved before could
00:49:56crush you before you even
00:49:58touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General
00:50:02Lysander scooped you
00:50:03off your feet, but you
00:50:04weren't good enough for
00:50:05me.
00:50:05You're definitely not
00:50:07good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:09You're souring my party,
00:50:10so you either get the
00:50:11fuck out, or I'm gonna
00:50:13shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:17I think I quite like it
00:50:18here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:39on my future wife.
00:50:46It's...
00:50:47It's...
00:50:58Who the hell is this?
00:51:03I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No, I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um, when did I
00:51:10become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:15Remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never gonna hurt you,
00:51:18ever again.
00:51:19Really, it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you because you're
00:51:23a good man, not because I
00:51:25want you to owe me any
00:51:26favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one who cheated
00:51:34on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:39She waited for you for three
00:51:40years.
00:51:40This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:42that a man would die for.
00:51:45Virtue?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:49She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:51No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major.
00:52:07You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:11Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman
00:52:16like that.
00:52:22A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:46You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:48So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:51You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major.
00:52:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:25Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:39Maybe we should try to piss him off some more, don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:54Trixie, listen.
00:53:54I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie.
00:54:13I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:19So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35First gift.
00:54:40Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:43So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:47Worth $500 million.
00:54:48Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:56This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04It must be that easy.
00:55:05They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:12Look, I know.
00:55:14I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well.
00:55:25I know that you're the only one who's the only one who's the only one who's the only one who's
00:55:36the only one who's the only one who's the only one.
00:55:36Oh, well.
00:55:39Cleo.
00:55:40Hey.
00:55:41Oh my god.
00:55:43You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:50But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore
00:55:57¿Will you marry me?
00:56:01¿Sabes que no puedo decir no a esto, doggo?
00:56:06Sí, te voy a marcar.
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