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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01New bonfire, see you back.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:54Good job
01:56Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Tomorrow's a good one
02:34Having a lost in the game
02:35So they don't have to take me from you
02:38This one is running through the green tunnel
02:40The beautiful
02:41Back to this one
02:42Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're hot
02:55The light hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree
03:00A darkly hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're stuck
03:26You're stuck
03:34You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38Cool
03:39You say you're scary
03:40And most people do
03:42There's a real real一下
03:45Well
03:45,Ah You
03:46think I'm pretty Busy
03:47I'm
03:48pretty Beautiful Deus
03:50So
03:50Sorry
03:51I'm
03:53pretty
04:07Let's our
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good.
07:13You're good.
07:14You're good.
07:15You're good.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:20No, You may not be smoking.
09:24I don't understand.
09:26No, I don't know.
09:44Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:00Oh, God.
12:03What the hell?
12:20Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will shower now, okay?
12:34I will shower now.
12:43Stay alive.
12:48Stay alive.
12:51Stay alive.
12:56Stay alive.
13:01Stay alive.
13:08Stay alive.
13:08We have to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:46Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:19Piedre qui rôle de la cigare à la fourmi, le piedre encore endormi.
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck, yeah, you did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We're not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09are you okay please go you didn't answer my text
18:17no i did not answer your boring text now you go
18:23what the fuck
18:36you need to be a friend
18:38yes
18:39the minister wants to meet you
18:44tomorrow
18:45no matter what
18:48this is my honor
18:49you must be a honor
18:52after yesterday
18:54you won't win
18:58in the Latvia
18:58in the Latvia
19:01and he is still drinking
19:02how did you do it
19:04you do not regret it?
19:06not regret it
19:07not regret it
19:07but not that
19:08they do not teach you the discipline in this American League
19:12it is not a game
19:13it is a real shame
19:15it is not to justify the hope you showed up in childhood
19:19now I play better than when
19:22our team is damaged
19:24the team is not played
19:26played?
19:26what is the American League
19:28absurd?
19:29what is it?
19:31you, captain
19:31you do it
19:32you always find someone
19:35who is guilty
19:35from the childhood
19:42who is it
19:43you
19:45your mother
19:47she is not able to do this
19:52not the
19:54family
19:56your mother
19:57tell her
20:06California
20:08of course
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same in the military.
20:37But you're not the same.
20:40He was not in the form.
20:42But he's always the same.
20:45He's always the same.
20:47He's always the same.
20:48He's always the same.
20:49He's very good.
20:51He's too good for you.
20:54It's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's always the problem.
20:58Leader.
20:59He's too much.
21:02He's too much.
21:04I'm too much.
21:07He's always the same.
21:09He's always the same.
21:11He's always the same.
21:11He's always the same.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, пап.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar.
21:18He's going to need one more.
21:21Look at her.
21:22He's always the same.
21:24He's always the same.
21:26He's always the same.
21:26He's always the same.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I could remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink.
21:37I want to drink.
21:52There's a little bit of a drink.
21:54There's a little bit of a drink.
22:04I want something.
22:06I want to drink.
22:07I know you're too bad.
22:07I'll say thanks.
22:08But I know you don't listen to any other games.
22:10For the person who was the son of a rugby coach,
22:14you did not want to take into account.
22:16I would like you to drink.
22:18I want you to drink.
22:19When I tell you it's enough.
22:21You're not looking to drink.
22:22You're not looking to drink.
22:25I don't know. Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to worry about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these stupid games,
22:39when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, yes.
22:44Hunter and Admirals are not going through New Jersey,
22:46but New Jersey is going through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't go there.
23:07How did you see the team here?
23:09It's pretty bad.
23:11What do you think?
23:13It's in the Vostok,
23:13and then you can win...
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago...
23:19Not that early.
23:21In the final, most likely,
23:23they will be in San Francisco.
23:24They are good,
23:26but they are too young.
23:27And so you will win the Coupe Xen
23:29for a year earlier than I did.
23:37You will be in the first place.
23:38Tomorrow you will look good.
23:41You will look good.
23:43You will look good.
23:43Yes, yes.
23:44But you will need to talk about it.
23:48We will see you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Okay.
24:01How are you?
24:01How are you from Sashia?
24:04There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club is my head.
24:13Friends are beautiful.
24:16They are beautiful.
24:17There are good.
24:18I like this place.
24:20The club and the legs.
24:20You are beautiful.
24:22The boys are beautiful.
24:22And the boys.
24:22You've seen French people, right, Elia?
24:29Oh my God, I'm nothing.
24:38You don't know anything,
24:41you don't joke, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:46Oh my God.
24:49Rаньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:08Здесь? Серьёзно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:34Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Поехали.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:07Был рад тебя видеть.
26:22Поехали ради тебя.
26:23Окей.
26:25Паусь…
26:26Гав, гав, гав…
26:28Гав, гав…
26:29…을 сборку…
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale in the fridge.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:53It's my ice.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside
26:59as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
27:05since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:08seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
27:13over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California
27:45and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34Shane hates him the most.
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously, the top of the game.
29:07Imagine that, LeBron!
29:10Woo-hoo!
29:13Woo-hoo!
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are we even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34What?
30:34Oh, my God.
31:15Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00I want you to suck my dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:43No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:10Good luck to me.
34:13Good luck to me.
34:25Good luck to me.
34:26Good luck to me.
34:28Good luck.
34:57Right up
34:59Congratulations, thank you
35:01Now take off your clothes
35:04You're such an asshole
35:32You're such an asshole
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows
36:16Good
36:18Now get on the bed
36:26This is a good hotel
36:28Very nice vodka
36:30It's hard to find in America
36:32Okay
36:36Touch yourself
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me, I want to watch you
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander
36:43I want to watch
36:44I've never
36:45No shit
36:46Fuck you
36:48Give me some vodka at least
36:50No, no, no
36:51Vodka is for after
36:53It's your reward
36:53Bang
36:55No, no
36:56You
36:57You
36:57You
36:57You
37:25I don't know.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:43Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:38I need you.
38:39I need you.
38:41I need you.
38:47I need you.
38:49I need you.
38:50I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:52I don't know.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00I can't.
41:14Bye, Hollander.
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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