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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess S
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:04Come on, Cleo.
00:02:25Commander Armstrong.
00:02:26This military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment.
00:03:09So that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay.
00:04:01I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:26Then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging.
00:05:50There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will give them five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33Oh!
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo...
00:11:12What?
00:11:13What?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:59Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:53What?
00:17:55What's happening?
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:56What's happening?
00:17:59No.
00:18:16What a nick.
00:18:16The answer is.
00:18:17Do you need a mic.
00:18:17What's wrong with you?
00:18:18What's wrong with you?
00:18:19What's wrong with you?
00:18:21It's that he's getting the mic.
00:18:22Why is it this so dark?
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her
00:19:13you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have
00:19:17to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself no
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:41help me i just wanna
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:33right he writes the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:06i will never oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to
00:22:32a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:40you distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:54we're almost there we're almost there aim get them boys get them fire fire
00:23:21those
00:23:22those the missiles how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss tricksy is a good person she's not
00:23:35the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have
00:23:42the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel
00:23:48and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except
00:23:54for the
00:23:54goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss
00:24:00tricksy must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:15better than us but how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:20miss
00:24:21tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's
00:24:35a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm
00:24:42going to
00:24:43ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to
00:24:55me
00:24:56the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands
00:25:04you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is
00:25:12no way
00:25:12i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give
00:25:21you
00:25:21the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:50poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:58like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:04poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:10of us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:43brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:49door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:54that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck
00:27:13uh ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved
00:27:50this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a
00:27:56disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:09general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a killer
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:18medicine
00:29:19than the queen angel and iron
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:40is that
00:29:40the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:47take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you
00:29:58cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three
00:30:19years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:26got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:31you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:38i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy it's your fiancee he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:09she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:13the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:09special
00:32:09skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about
00:32:15the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:20care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:24life she won my heart
00:32:26over too but if my bestest big row wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:33help finding
00:32:33three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:58fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:49life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an
00:34:33upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth
00:34:43one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07you
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire
00:35:19family for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop
00:35:27to that level poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:53even if you got no game i got street credit i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for
00:35:59is
00:35:59dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:30downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:49what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:04you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:11again do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:15dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can
00:38:20to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said trixie's crushing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:52fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake the snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir then let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:40biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:48wake him still butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see
00:41:01some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this
00:41:56oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what
00:42:23evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:29ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll see everyone but already cut ties
00:42:44with
00:42:44his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to
00:42:50me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:42:59you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the
00:43:05one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly have
00:43:19a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:26marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:33has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:43:39do
00:43:40they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you
00:43:48any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick
00:43:55somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone you should make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone she's the golden blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a
00:44:06finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and
00:44:12sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't
00:44:18stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel
00:44:25better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the
00:44:30material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:10home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:18the
00:45:19guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:23here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:04can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:15delusional and
00:46:16you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:20scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:26doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding
00:46:41right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:47:16lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa
00:47:22is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:56president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:02a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this
00:48:09trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to
00:48:16be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your
00:48:23tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:31here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:37you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:43like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then why don't you
00:48:52get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will marry an embarrassment
00:48:59like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:19i saw something don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one
00:49:37hell of a
00:49:38blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which
00:49:43one to
00:49:44fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:49saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:02you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:23mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:37come on it's it's it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman
00:51:34of virtue
00:51:35that a man would die for
00:51:39don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred
00:51:45foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're going to do me the favor of
00:52:41never coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a
00:52:46major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not
00:52:53know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:29been out
00:53:29of action for so long maybe we should try to play some off some more don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:12and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:22out sure oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:07are the
00:55:07farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um
00:55:23well
00:55:30cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:55:49will you marry me
00:55:52you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:57yes i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple whoo okay stop
00:56:21the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:56:35i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:44understand
00:56:49you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general
00:56:55lysander armstrong
00:57:03as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:10yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of
00:57:19society i bet my life you're all just vendors then you better enjoy your last breath come
00:57:25on lysander what are we waiting for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what
00:57:29can a bunch of piss poor people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:34she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy
00:57:41bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:57:54i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello yes what
00:58:42are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that my company's dead evaporated it's a thin air
00:58:55then that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:03health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:14you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:32no there's there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51you don't know what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and
00:59:56i'll show you a
00:59:57good time do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:03i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:14cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on eventually sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your
01:00:22double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28i can give you a room full of pageant winners 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon marissa not only have you backstabbed
01:00:49me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get
01:00:55your company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything
01:01:02that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:13i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:27you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my medical products
01:01:34yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:00who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:05who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even
01:02:10bat an
01:02:10eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:27guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please officer don't
01:02:35arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about the
01:02:42breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i can
01:02:48attest
01:02:49that trixie amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law yes and
01:02:55one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:01out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:08she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:03:20he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this
01:03:25whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his
01:03:31identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and
01:03:36we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an impulsion i can tell that this
01:03:42whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise that i'll get it resolved and
01:03:46we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you
01:03:55don't
01:03:55get it to the side punk let's go
01:04:20get him if you can
01:04:37oh
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right rewrites the wrong good.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:25While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:01I'll meet you.
01:10:01Swap.
01:10:03Swap.
01:10:07Swap.
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, Pop.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49If you're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:56Trixie, look.
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:06You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:21He is the General.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President on our side.
01:15:38You'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:26Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:50Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:21The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:28And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:21:54Yes.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:13Help those in need.
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you...
01:23:27You himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie.
01:23:29Give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll send self-help.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
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