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00:38I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt this. I just thought I was trying to protect you. So, wow.
00:46But now that I see you, I mean, you're pretty handsome. Why is your kid looking for a mom?
00:51Come on. City Hall closes at five.
00:53Jasper, that's enough.
00:54Why not? I like her. My mom, your boy?
01:00You should know. I, I have a husband.
01:03Sorry, I spoil him. But thank you for humoring him. We need to go.
01:10Wait!
01:25Wait. You really want a mom, don't you?
01:33Will you marry me?
01:36Look, before you say no, just know I'm a designer. I make really, really good money, okay? I can cook.
01:40I can clean. I know how to hotwire a car. I know first aid. I know self-defense.
01:44I take care of myself, okay? So I could take care of you guys, too. And I mean, judging by
01:48the suit, it's like $2,000. So, clearly, you do well for yourself. We could, we could raise him together.
01:55It'd be good. What do you say?
01:57You want to marry me? You want to marry me because I wear expensive clothes?
02:01No, that's not it at all. I was just...
02:06But, she's a gold dick.
02:08She's a perfect mother.
02:09Yeah, but I'm your dad. I'm older, and I make the decision.
02:13You may be older, but I've definitely had more girlfriends.
02:16You won't love me enough to give me a real mom.
02:20Fine. I'll marry her.
02:25But we cannot tell her we're rich until we find out what kind of character she has, okay? Deal?
02:31Deal.
02:38Awesome.
02:40Okay, what's your name?
02:41Uh, Lily.
02:43Hi, Lily.
02:43I am Peter.
02:46Hi.
02:46But, before you get too excited, this is not my suit.
02:49This is my boss.
02:50I'm his driver.
02:52I only make $40,000 a week.
02:54What?
02:56A month.
02:59A year.
03:01It's hardly anything.
03:02I barely could take care of this guy.
03:04So, still want to get married?
03:10Yeah.
03:13Let's go.
03:14Okay, let's go.
03:17It's okay, mommy.
03:17Oh my god.
03:19We can't get this.
03:20It's a special.
03:27It's all good, filthy.
03:37What have I done?
03:41Everything okay, mommy?
03:44Never better.
03:48You give good kisses.
03:50Dad looks kind of lonely.
03:52Could you give one to him, too?
03:54Okay, that's enough.
03:56Grandma and grandpa are waiting for you at home.
03:58Let's go.
04:08Uber?
04:10Uber?
04:10No way.
04:11We're not getting in there.
04:12Who aren't even driving in a seat?
04:14With your new mommy?
04:15You're lucky I'm not making you walk, pal.
04:19I'm fine with taking cashes for the rest of our lives if she gets to meet my mommy forever.
04:24Let's get you home.
04:37Everything all good?
04:38Yeah, everything all good.
04:39You good to go?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Perfect.
04:41This is...
04:42Where to, boss?
04:44Boss?
04:47I think he's just talking to someone past us.
04:51Oh.
04:53Uh, one second.
04:56Hello?
04:57I don't pay you to walk the streets like some hooker.
05:00Get back here now.
05:03Got it.
05:04Yep.
05:04Right away.
05:06Uh, I have to go to work.
05:10Okay.
05:25Follower.
05:41Bruce, I need that book, Bruce.
05:47Is that cologne I smell on you?
05:51Can you just have your book, please?
05:55Let me guess.
05:58Didn't make a home last night.
06:01Busy with someone else?
06:03It's none of your business.
06:04Really?
06:07And what does your big, bad husband think?
06:11Or were you just lying?
06:15There is no Mr. Big.
06:19Stop it!
06:21You should be grateful I'm giving you any attention at all.
06:24Lily, this is good at self-defense.
06:27Seriously.
06:29You're despicable.
06:30Look, I told you I'm married.
06:32Just back off!
06:34Do you want to see what happens if you keep calling my wife a liar?
06:40Call your bitch instead, huh?
06:42Oh!
06:47Look, I get why you're doing this.
06:50We can stay married fine.
06:52But let's not make this more complicated than it needs to be.
06:54Me and my son do not need your petty drama.
06:58You got it?
07:05I'm so glad I stood up for you, but this is so crazy.
07:09You've actually met Mr. Right.
07:11I know.
07:12And look, I am grateful for that.
07:15But Faye, we have to remember, I'm not living in a fairy tale, okay?
07:17It's just a deal.
07:19Sure, it's just a deal.
07:21It's just a deal.
07:22You sure you're not catching feelings for him, just a tiny bit?
07:26I mean, okay, he's okay, but it's his son.
07:29His son is really stewing my heart.
07:31So cute.
07:34You know what?
07:37You've inspired me.
07:38I just asked him to go shopping.
07:41Boss moves, boss moves.
07:44Look at me now.
07:45No marriage, no kids.
07:47It's totally free.
07:49And you?
07:51Recruit a mom for your son.
07:53Or it's like HR.
07:55It's more management than recruits.
07:59If Vivian finds out you're married, you do need actual risk management.
08:03She's definitely going to ask for the moon.
08:06Again.
08:08Right.
08:09It's Lily, and she wants to go shopping.
08:13Shopper.
08:14I'm going to go take care of this.
08:15This isn't shopping.
08:18This is a takeover.
08:19Take this, and take this, and...
08:23Oh, perfect.
08:26Okay, go.
08:27Try it out.
08:43No.
08:49Wow.
08:52Damn.
08:53You really know how to wear a suit.
08:57Definitely boss man vibes.
09:00I guess driving around your CEO kind of rubbed off on you.
09:05Kind of sounded like a compliment.
09:08You know, I did tell Bruce that you're my Mr. Big, so...
09:13I'm actually far more of Samantha.
09:15Right.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17What are you doing?
09:19Just getting my wallet.
09:20No, it's fine.
09:21I'm going to pay.
09:21Yeah, I mean, it looks expensive, but it's really not.
09:24I made some smart choices.
09:25Lily, it's thousands of dollars.
09:27You can't...
09:27It's okay.
09:28Put it on my credit card.
09:29I'll pay it off just a little bit every month.
09:31It'll be okay.
09:32And, oh my God.
09:34Look at this cute jacket I got, Jasper.
09:36He's going to love it.
09:38Excuse me.
09:39Paying with credit?
09:41Perhaps you'd have better luck at the thrift store.
09:43Um, no.
09:44I'm going to buy that.
09:45Thanks.
09:46Put it back and leave.
09:48We don't do refunds for impulse buys or second thoughts after wearing.
09:54Now get out.
09:56Are you deaf?
09:58You can't kick us out of the store.
10:00I mean, we're paying customers.
10:02Judging by that fake designer suit and your budget haircut,
10:06I'm guessing your kid goes to public school.
10:08He probably got bullied for trying too hard.
10:11You know what?
10:12He does.
10:12And I did too.
10:14So I know how to fight.
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