Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 1 hour ago
My Dad Is Poseidon 🖤👀
Transcript
00:00Pay attention, this man is obviously the king who rules the seven seas.
00:04But I'm willing to retire and be a useless guy addicted to games.
00:08But he doesn't know that a chaste banshee is about to break into his life.
00:12And five years later, I will bring him a biological daughter.
00:15The story begins five years ago.
00:18This banshee, named Lyra, was drugged by her vicious fiancée, Dylan.
00:22If we don't find a union by the end of the countdown, she'll explode and die.
00:27At a critical juncture, she broke into a cottage by the sea.
00:30The owner of the house is this game-addicted otaku.
00:33After a night, Dylan was chasing after the door with someone.
00:37All he saw was the pure blood of Lyra.
00:39In order to protect the otaku, Lyra had to leave ruthlessly.
00:43Make him forget it all.
00:44However, five years later, Dylan's men came to the door again.
00:48Bosses the otaku, who is surfing, makes him kneel down and call him daddy.
00:53The man just calmly plucked his ears, indicating that he didn't hear clearly.
00:57The other party is about to do it.
00:59Unexpectedly, with a backhand move, the man instantly killed this top thug who could crush boulders.
01:05Lyra, who was on the side, was dumbfounded.
01:07Who is this man she thought was useless?
01:10But even more outrageous came later, when a seriously injured woman suddenly appeared holding a little girl.
01:16She told the man that this girl was his daughter from five years ago.
01:19And they are being hunted by Mount Olympus.
01:22The man looked at his daughter, who had the same aura as him and was completely stunned.
01:27Just then, the enemy attacked.
01:29The seriously injured woman was taken away in an instant.
01:32Facing the daughter crying mom in her arms and the threat from the mountain.
01:36This retired sea king who only wants to play games.
01:38Can he stay out of it this time?
01:52Slow-ass sea slug!
01:54Your launch today, beach!
01:58Slow-ass sea slug!
02:01Slow-ass sea slug!
02:03Slow-ass sea slug!
02:04Slow-ass sea slug!
02:07Slow-ass sea slug!
02:07Slow-ass sea slug!
02:08Slow-ass sea slug!
02:09Slow-ass sea slug!
02:13Slow-ass sea slug!
02:14Slow-ass sea slug!
02:15Slow-ass sea slug!
02:15Slow-ass sea slug!
02:16Slow-ass sea slug!
02:17Slow-ass sea slug!
02:18Slow-ass sea slug!
02:41Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
02:47the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
03:18Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
03:21I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
03:28Sire!
03:44Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
03:49Sire! You're finally stepping in!
04:05Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
04:09My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
04:34What did you do? Turn me back right now!
04:42Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
04:48Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
05:01Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
05:18Get your hands off me, creep!
05:20Sorry! I didn't mean to-
05:26Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
05:34He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
05:50You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
05:54I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
06:01I die.
06:02I really need this guy.
06:08Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
06:17What the hell did you do to me last night?!
06:22Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
06:26Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
06:30Damn it. He tracked me.
06:44Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
06:49Get away, Dylan!
06:53As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
07:00Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
07:03You slept with someone?
07:06Who screwed up my plan?!
07:09Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
07:13Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
07:16You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
07:24So you're the loser who ruined everything?
07:26You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
07:36Touch him again and you'll regret it!
07:38Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
07:45I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
07:50Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
07:59Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
08:15Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
08:28Those assholes are back already.
08:30What are you talking about?!
08:37Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
08:40Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
08:44Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
08:47Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
08:50Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn!
09:05You asked for this.
09:19You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
09:34Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
09:40What are you whining about?
09:42Nothing!
09:43Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
09:51Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
09:57Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
10:06Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
10:11Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
10:25I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
10:28Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
10:32I just hope you two can live in peace.
10:36Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
10:41Why?
10:43Why?
10:46Why?
10:49I don't wanna find him.
10:50Why?
10:52There it is!
10:54Why?
10:57Why?
11:00Liala's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
11:10what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
11:18that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
11:23she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
11:31this aura she's got my blood
11:40who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
11:50mommy mommy
12:08it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
12:24somebody help me
12:38give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
12:44it was
13:01your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property you filthy whore
13:07spread your legs for some straight dog
13:12but at least your bloodline is still worth something
13:24with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
13:35i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone
13:45did this to you
13:49you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
14:00if i don't make it
14:03promise me you'll take care of lily
14:05she's all we have left
14:08she's safe now drink
14:12soup isn't gonna fix this jack
14:19jack you
14:23ambrosia residue
14:24ambrosia residue golden apple sap
14:25i studied this in grad's time
14:28greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
14:30where the hell did you get this
14:33more
14:34try it
14:45these ingredients where did you get them
14:53it's my first time meeting daddy
14:55i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
15:21what a lively little snack
15:24gulp you down and my power doubles
15:27ha ha ha ha
15:34i just fished this stuff out of the bay
15:36you want more
15:38i've got a ton of it laying around
15:40this guy's luck is insane
15:44a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
15:49is this coast a secret olympian vault
15:52you're safe here liria
15:56we've got a kid together now
15:59i'm not letting anything touch
16:01you
16:03or lily
16:04jack
16:05i'm grateful but i
16:06daddy
16:06help
16:10something's trying to eat me
16:13lily's in trouble
16:20i i'm not tasty
16:22my mommy and daddy are super strong
16:25please don't eat me
16:31divine power runs through this girl
16:34devour you
16:35and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:41ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:55whoo
17:13you disgusting freak
17:14what do you think you're doing to my daughter
17:17mommy
17:20i've got you baby
17:22touch my kid again
17:24and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
17:27ha
17:27you ruined my meal
17:32wait
17:33the baby mama herself
17:35perfect
17:40two courses for the price of one
17:50bitch
17:55jack take lily and run
17:58go
18:03run
18:04from the lucian hydro
18:06you pathetic little insects
18:14you
18:15posee
18:17that kid's his
18:19no wonder the power's so pure
18:21that's poseidon's bloodline
18:24if i stay i'm dead
18:32what the hell just happened
18:34it ran
18:35damn
18:36lioya
18:36your powers are badass
18:38you straight up scared the monster off
18:41me
18:42no way
18:43even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
18:45i'm still recovering
18:47wait
18:48maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:53whatever
18:53let's get home
18:54that thing might circle back
18:59about that monster
19:05bailed at the perfect time
19:07figures
19:07he's just a regular guy after all
19:09i
19:10we
Comments

Recommended