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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:45You do!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh-ho-ho-ho!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, see.
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:34These are great.
00:03:36Hmm.
00:03:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:42Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:46Oh.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were you?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Nah, it's too late.
00:04:20He's back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.
00:04:58It's fine.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're going to get through this together.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:56Did you have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no.
00:06:09Forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream.
00:06:19But...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After her parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:45And...
00:06:45Make something nice.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Well, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:46Hey, I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What?
00:08:03Exactly.
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:15Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:25You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you, I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See, dog walker?
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking product!
00:09:14You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:19Whoa.
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:23and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:26but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's...
00:09:32It's immature.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you to...
00:09:36Pour forwarding.
00:09:37Please, all right?
00:09:39Just have a seat, all right?
00:09:40And I promise,
00:09:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:42for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So, Amelia needs money
00:09:47to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down
00:09:55and prove that you're worthy
00:09:56of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03Now, I think we can, uh,
00:10:05make a deal
00:10:07whereby everyone gets
00:10:09what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You two just have to get married,
00:10:18that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus,
00:10:23what are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry
00:10:28someone who picks up dog crap
00:10:29for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:10:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Oh, I'm so old.
00:10:34Look,
00:10:35you have to grow up
00:10:36before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that
00:10:39is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:46I see.
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know,
00:10:51my wife and I,
00:10:52we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah.
00:10:53We were like pizza
00:10:55and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy
00:10:58when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking
00:11:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two
00:11:05in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus,
00:11:14isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable
00:11:16for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia,
00:11:18you do want to help your sister,
00:11:19don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able
00:11:21to afford the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree
00:11:24to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo,
00:11:48it's not polite
00:11:48to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:50If you're not gonna agree
00:11:52to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose
00:11:55the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose
00:11:58your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just
00:12:07go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already
00:12:11drafted the contract.
00:12:13Son, we're gonna need
00:12:14some champagne.
00:12:16You're in my mind.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:18Try and make yourself
00:12:19look decent.
00:12:22You will be engaged
00:12:24for a period
00:12:24of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding
00:12:27planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you,
00:12:29it's gonna be a big one
00:12:30for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:12:33not booked.
00:12:35Anyway,
00:12:36you must move in together
00:12:37immediately
00:12:38to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:39you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:42with an arranged marriage,
00:12:43but, well,
00:12:44it can't do any good
00:12:45if word got out
00:12:46to the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be
00:12:49our own secret.
00:12:50Aren't we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:55Sign here.
00:13:13Salute to the new couple.
00:13:17Mmm.
00:13:25So,
00:13:27your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying
00:13:29at a doghouse.
00:13:30Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:50Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here,
00:14:15not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing
00:14:17with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look,
00:14:26I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:28by the time I get back,
00:14:29we'll throw it all
00:14:29in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:38Oh,
00:14:38by the way,
00:14:40this is gonna work.
00:14:42You might wanna start
00:14:42wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02I don't like you.
00:15:04You're saying we're...
00:15:05reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like, I always taught you.
00:15:12Well,
00:15:13things change when you find out
00:15:14your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides,
00:15:18Michelangelo offered to help
00:15:19pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So,
00:15:21I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valeno?
00:15:31Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:35Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:36Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:38Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:39Is Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:41Like, start a hundred
00:15:42and cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil.
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know,
00:16:02that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:14We'll talk about this later.
00:16:38Ready to go wet, baby?
00:16:40We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:26I love the artwork.
00:17:27Thanks.
00:17:29Thanks.
00:17:30Ooh.
00:17:31Good taste.
00:17:34Oh, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:42You know,
00:17:43if you like it down here,
00:17:45you should see the bedroom.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:06Just kidding.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:17Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26I'm jealous.
00:18:26Jealous?
00:18:27I'm not jealous!
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:40How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And, um,
00:19:08don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:13You better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:29My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:39Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine.
00:19:48I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:49Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:02Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:09Dog walker.
00:20:10And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:20Sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I just really hung over.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:59Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:05I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12Right.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Oh!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29Nice to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I'd like them.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:13Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:16Delivery guy.
00:22:18Movie extra?
00:22:19You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23I was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:48My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:34Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:41From high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools, am I right?
00:23:54I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:58No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:17Where? I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28Of course.
00:24:29It's an office.
00:24:30You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:24:54Okay.
00:25:00Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:07Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:17And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:22He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:41What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:49Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:57What about her?
00:25:57She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:38One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together,
00:26:52comfort each other,
00:26:53just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:59it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:27:11The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new edition.
00:27:17To the deal for the Amelia.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:23I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo,
00:27:38and don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:44Mm-hmm.
00:27:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:07And...
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:17Sorry.
00:28:18Just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out!
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:59Tell me...
00:29:02I've даже had a embrace-
00:29:03...
00:29:03...
00:29:03...
00:29:08...
00:29:09...
00:29:11...
00:29:12...
00:29:12...
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Thanks.
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something.
00:29:43Different. Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome. Thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:56Wait. I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you. I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12All right. Hey, look who's right on time. Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:19She's sick. She can't make it.
00:30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:57Hey, it's Michael and I'm with Dean Levino.
00:31:00Do you still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a five-dollar beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Jack.
00:31:45Hey, lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:50Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Love you, girl.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of that a drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:44I don't like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19The heck.
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38It looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancée.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:37I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:43Oh, me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine!
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:39I fucking hate you.
00:37:14I fucking hate you.
00:37:42I'ma.
00:37:43Halfway.
00:37:43Where am I?
00:37:45Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We got too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:18Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:43The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo.
00:39:07The male gigolo.
00:39:09Is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:39:16And how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:21I knew it.
00:39:24Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39Well, I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and you get
00:39:50the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposites attract.
00:39:56I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here it comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:02Unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:11And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:39Why don't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay, I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21And frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:42:49but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:01But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it, too.
00:43:25Amelia, please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:43:30I felt it, too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me, too.
00:43:43I don't know.
00:43:44I can't wait.
00:43:48I can't wait.
00:44:01I can't wait.
00:44:09You sound like me.
00:44:16so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:44:30if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:44:34espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:50thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:53hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:01we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:45:07why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey royce
00:45:35jake how's it going
00:45:38good yeah
00:45:40look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:46we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:51is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:45:56dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:01well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:46:08oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:46:12i didn't mean a pride
00:46:15i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:46:17i'm here if you need to talk
00:46:20thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:46:24remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:46:27i thought we had a connection
00:46:29you're a cat person
00:46:31it never would have worked
00:46:34come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:47the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so
00:46:53maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:55oh yeah yeah now listen
00:46:57i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:02gucci sure
00:47:03but i mean your dog's more amelia's specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her
00:47:09you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:47:12at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm
00:47:14i just texted her it's all set
00:47:16now
00:47:19go get her lover boy
00:47:31so
00:47:32you just throw it and he brings it back
00:47:34you've never played fetch before
00:47:37it's
00:47:38it's my dad's dog
00:47:38not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:42that's okay
00:47:43i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:47:46dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:53no
00:47:54i like my work
00:47:57what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun
00:48:01you're right
00:48:02i should work less
00:48:04if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch gucci
00:48:17i've got a big surprise
00:48:19a surprise
00:48:20just wait and see
00:48:32have a good night
00:48:33have a good night mr dino bellino
00:48:39what's that
00:48:40special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:51you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:54i thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little chianti into
00:49:06okay
00:49:08this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:49:10what else is in the bag
00:49:12just some
00:49:13imported italian ingredients
00:49:14so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34i feel like i just
00:49:35went to italy even though i've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:39do this i can't cook at all
00:49:41making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:44did you learn in culinary school
00:49:46no
00:49:46my mom taught me
00:49:49tell me about her
00:49:51i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55i don't mean to pray
00:49:57she
00:49:58passed away when i was 11
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but
00:50:03i have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:05she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:50:09she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen just
00:50:13cooking and eating and laughing
00:50:17i still have all of her recipes
00:50:19here
00:50:21handwritten in italian
00:50:23that's really special
00:50:27i miss her
00:50:29this might sound corny but
00:50:31i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:50:34it's not corny
00:50:37it's not corny
00:50:37but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:50:39just don't tell tmz
00:50:42what about your parents
00:50:44my parents died in a car accident
00:50:47when i was 13
00:50:49it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:51i'm sorry
00:50:53i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:57i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry
00:51:02your story made me emotional
00:51:03i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:06i'll help you
00:51:06no
00:51:07no it's fine
00:51:07i like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:11because i hate them
00:51:13well then i guess we make a good team
00:51:19is it just the wine
00:51:21or am i really falling for
00:51:23him
00:51:24her
00:51:27you don't want espresso
00:51:29that's not pretty nice
00:51:37hey
00:51:38hey
00:51:40do you want an espresso
00:51:41i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:44no thank you
00:51:45you need to have a morning meeting
00:51:46i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay
00:51:47well
00:51:48don't forget gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:54well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:58you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touche
00:52:05there you go
00:52:06okay bye
00:52:08bye
00:52:11love you
00:52:12love you too
00:52:22sorry
00:52:24reflex
00:52:24i didn't mean to say that
00:52:25me neither
00:52:27too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:31yeah
00:52:32okay
00:52:33okay
00:52:34ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:52:37and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:49hey little gucci
00:52:50look at this right here
00:52:53huh
00:52:54let's try
00:52:56oh yeah now here's a
00:52:58here's mine
00:52:59right
00:53:00just like that
00:53:01huh
00:53:01yeah
00:53:02even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:05here you go
00:53:06come to papa
00:53:07yes my boy
00:53:10all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11so
00:53:18we gotta talk about this
00:53:19this wedding right
00:53:20this is two weeks off
00:53:22hollywood bowl
00:53:23they're waiting for an answer
00:53:24and i bumped into
00:53:25chris martin on the plane
00:53:27he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:29you like cold play right
00:53:31that
00:53:32we can't have the wedding
00:53:34at the hollywood
00:53:34oh
00:53:36well all right
00:53:38then we'll book
00:53:38the magic castle
00:53:39how about that
00:53:40not too big
00:53:41plenty room for cold play
00:53:42huh
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:44we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:53:47what
00:53:48something wrong with
00:53:49familia
00:53:49no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:52it's better than great
00:53:54honestly
00:53:55but
00:53:56we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's
00:53:59our thing
00:54:01it's not amelia's thing
00:54:02i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:05wow
00:54:06i never thought of that
00:54:08you know you have a very good point there
00:54:12i'm very impressed
00:54:15you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:18i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be falling in love
00:54:25love
00:54:27yeah
00:54:28i don't know
00:54:31he's so cute
00:54:32all right all right
00:54:34change of deal
00:54:35gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:37and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:54:40a wedding
00:54:41with cold play
00:54:43no cold play dad
00:54:45no cold play
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:58i know it
00:55:00i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and i'm cured
00:55:05what
00:55:06you're cured
00:55:08oh
00:55:10congratulations
00:55:10thank you
00:55:12i wasn't expecting it
00:55:14i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:55:18it only took two sessions
00:55:20i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:55:23maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis
00:55:27we should be celebrating
00:55:29i brought prosecco
00:55:31no
00:55:32yeah
00:55:32no i'm good
00:55:34yeah
00:55:35amelia
00:55:36i'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo
00:55:42is everything okay
00:55:44if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47i will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not michelangelo
00:55:55let's see
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00i have to tell you something
00:56:06i cannot believe
00:56:07that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage
00:56:11what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:56:15and you know that i would do anything for you
00:56:19actually
00:56:21he's not that bad
00:56:23i kind of like him
00:56:26yeah
00:56:26babe
00:56:27that's called stockholm syndrome
00:56:28we need to get you out of there
00:56:31betsy
00:56:32i have
00:56:33real feelings for him
00:56:36but
00:56:38what about the tabloid stories
00:56:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:56:43they banned him
00:56:44for life
00:56:45you'll never go to epcot
00:56:48he's not actually like the stories
00:56:50or at least not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:57if you marry michelangelo
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07meet him
00:57:08maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:10maybe
00:57:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:11don't count on it
00:57:13please
00:57:13please
00:57:14me
00:57:15just give him a chance
00:57:16fine
00:57:18yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:24you won't regret it
00:57:25i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:57:29you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course
00:57:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:38we need to celebrate
00:57:42michelangelo
00:57:43michelangelo
00:57:43you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:57:47right
00:57:48you mean besides me
00:57:49i'm serious
00:57:50it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:20nice to finally meet you
00:58:21let's see
00:58:22hmm
00:58:24so
00:58:24this is the
00:58:27infamous
00:58:28uh michelangelo
00:58:33how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:35$96 Dom Perignon
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:39yeah
00:58:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:53this was made in France
00:58:55sorry
00:58:55can't touch that stuff
00:58:57so
00:58:59who wants a drink
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food
00:59:23it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:31so
00:59:32michelangelo
00:59:32i
00:59:33have some
00:59:34big sister questions
00:59:35to ask about the
00:59:36pernuptials coming up
00:59:37you
00:59:38don't mind
00:59:39do you
00:59:40fire away
00:59:43so
00:59:43i know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:47um
00:59:48but
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like
00:59:51once that honeymoon phase
00:59:52wears off
00:59:54i don't think it's going to
00:59:55i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all
00:59:58but
01:00:00what about her career
01:00:01are you gonna support her
01:00:02or kids
01:00:03what's your stance on that
01:00:04or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person
01:00:07once you get bored
01:00:08and this gets too serious
01:00:09betsy
01:00:09look
01:00:11i know i have a past
01:00:13but
01:00:14i'm committed to it
01:00:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:17i'm open to anything
01:00:19see michelangelo
01:00:20that's my point
01:00:21you two are getting married
01:00:23and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know that
01:00:26easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea
01:00:31getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert
01:00:39i don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41michelangelo
01:00:42you probably picked them apart
01:00:43the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight
01:00:46when i met her
01:00:46she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me
01:00:50like that amelia
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just
01:00:59calm down
01:01:01betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:03no
01:01:04she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:11you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:01:14who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what
01:01:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister
01:01:20she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:30you know maybe she should be concerned
01:01:32i don't like this side of you
01:01:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:01:37but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her
01:01:40she's my sister
01:01:42i don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:43oh is that all i am to you
01:01:45a contractual agreement
01:01:47some kind of obligation
01:01:48it's not what i meant
01:01:50it came out wrong amelia
01:01:52i love you
01:01:53you love me
01:01:55don't listen to him
01:01:56he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:58shut the fuck up
01:02:00you know what maybe she was right
01:02:02i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:03it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here
01:02:12i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:02:15to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:21amelia
01:02:23i know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:31yeah
01:02:32but he isn't a monster
01:02:34i shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and if we leave now
01:02:40we can get to mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:43mexico
01:02:44or canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that or stay here
01:02:48and get sued
01:02:48by the dino lovinos
01:02:50or worse
01:02:51i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:02:54i mean
01:02:55i only told you about the contract
01:02:57it's not like i told the media
01:02:59you don't know that
01:03:02we're
01:03:03liabilities
01:03:04loose ends
01:03:05you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing
01:03:12they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:03:21see
01:03:22you could have a sniper on us
01:03:28it's romulus
01:03:29hey romulus
01:03:32what
01:03:33what do you mean gucci's missing
01:03:47you came
01:03:49against my better judgment
01:03:51i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54i've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:01punish me for straying
01:04:04you make me sick
01:04:06i make me sick
01:04:16nice
01:04:18underwear
01:04:20it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say
01:04:34do you even realize how hot i am
01:04:36i'm
01:04:38sorry
01:04:39chantel
01:04:41i thought i wanted this
01:04:44but i don't
01:04:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:06i am fucking devastated
01:05:09and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:12and just wanted to come back to me
01:05:24amelia
01:05:27hi dad
01:05:29gucci's gone
01:05:31i'll be right there
01:05:34but
01:05:35i
01:05:38gucci gucci
01:05:39oh
01:05:39where are you
01:05:40romulus
01:05:41what
01:05:41oh
01:05:42oh
01:05:44well
01:05:45i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:05:47we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:05:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:05:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:05:56well
01:05:57we can help you find him
01:05:58yeah
01:05:59right
01:06:01oh
01:06:02good thanks
01:06:03good
01:06:03gucci
01:06:05this better not be a trap
01:06:06just come on
01:06:10gucci
01:06:11gucci
01:06:12gucci
01:06:12gucci
01:06:13hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:06:14huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:06:17oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:06:21oh where were you
01:06:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:06:25it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:27this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:06:31smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:06:40gucci
01:06:40come on
01:06:41give me the urk
01:06:52gucci
01:06:58how's ob di
01:07:01We've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04We're never going to find him
01:07:06Don't give up, Dad
01:07:07He's just off having a little adventure
01:07:08Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12See, they're not going to kill us
01:07:15I do have to admit, though
01:07:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:19He's really there for his dad
01:07:22His dad's dog
01:07:24So you approve now?
01:07:26I didn't say that
01:07:29Gucci
01:07:34My boy's back
01:07:43Okay, okay
01:07:45I'm a little closer to approving
01:07:54I might have
01:07:59Possibly
01:08:00Misjudged you
01:08:02A little
01:08:04It's okay
01:08:05Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:07They just leave out part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:13Can we talk?
01:08:17Please
01:08:20Amelia
01:08:22Can we talk?
01:08:25Please?
01:08:26Okay
01:08:36Amelia
01:08:37I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:08:43And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55Thanks for saying that
01:08:57I needed to hear that
01:09:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04You're not one
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09Most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15I'm not
01:09:19You're not?
01:09:20What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia
01:09:24This might sound crazy
01:09:26But
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real
01:09:41Dad
01:09:42What is it, son?
01:09:43I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:09:53And not because of some legal obligation
01:09:58But because she wants to
01:10:04Consider our contract null and void
01:10:13Amelia
01:10:15Where will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes
01:10:27I'll marry you
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50Look at me
01:10:51I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:10:56Alright, alright, you two
01:10:57That's enough, alright
01:10:59We spent this whole night together
01:11:01Come over to my place, alright
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:04Italian style
01:11:06Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:09I think I can get used to it
01:11:11And
01:11:11Then we can all discuss the wedding, alright
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17Especially Coldplay
01:11:18We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:11:21It was worth a try
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:49Michaelangelo
01:11:50Michaelangelo?
01:11:54Amelia
01:11:56Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59We're perfect together
01:12:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:06And not just about dogs
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:12:21As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:12:32As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:12:42Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47I love you so much
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59But, here we are
01:13:02Michaelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:14And although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17It feels like a lifetime
01:13:19In a good way
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:22Te amo, Michaelangelo
01:13:24I love you
01:13:25With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:13:28And the city of Beverly Hills
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:33You may kiss your bride
01:13:43Thanks
01:13:45I'm Betsy
01:13:46Amelia's sister
01:13:47I'm Jake
01:13:48Another dog walker
01:13:51It's crazy
01:13:52You know, giving my sister
01:13:54I've always been more of a cat person
01:13:56Me too
01:13:58Oh
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