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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:44Oh, you do!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:51Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56Oh!
00:01:59Oh!
00:02:00See?
00:02:00It reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:02:56Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:18Good one, Romulus.
00:03:34These are great.
00:03:36Hmm.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:42Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:00I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:04:04Hold that up.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:32You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this.
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Oh, yeah.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:56Did you have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:16I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After our parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Becky.
00:06:51Come on, Becky.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:46Hey.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:01What, exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:37I don't know.
00:08:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you, I'm-
00:08:52Fine.
00:08:59See, dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?!
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:23and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you to go forward it.
00:09:37Please, alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:09:40And I promise,
00:09:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh, make a deal,
00:10:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:12No.
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15Heh heh.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:45I see.
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:11:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:13Son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:12:17You're in my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:22You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to
00:12:46the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Aren't we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right. Sign in.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:30Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo Museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So, put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thonged.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:37Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:41You might wanna start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're saying we're...
00:15:06Reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:29Dino Villino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:32heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo?
00:15:34Dino Villino?
00:15:35Shh!
00:15:39The Socialite Animal Hours.
00:15:41Like, start a hundred, cancel bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45his dad is one of my clients it's been a whirlwind of a romance he's so toxic
00:15:56speak of the devil you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's
00:16:05office Amelia Betsy Carlisle doctors ready we'll talk about this later
00:16:38we're just gonna wet baby we're already wet
00:16:58where did that come from
00:17:24nice place I love the artwork thanks finally
00:17:34no I'm good you had plenty of dinner or for me you know if you like it down here
00:17:45you should see the bed
00:17:58who are you
00:18:00who are you Chantel this is Amelia my roommate
00:18:08whatever can you guys just keep it down I have work tomorrow morning this is my
00:18:13house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the top of our lungs you've
00:18:21got to be kidding me it's wrong dog walker who's jealous jealous I'm not jealous
00:18:31sweet dreams
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous how could I ever want to be with a party boy like
00:18:43him
00:18:44even if he is kind of hot
00:19:04see you later and um don't worry about last night sorry I had one too many to drink it won't
00:19:13happen again
00:19:13you better not
00:19:26how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:19:32no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet home fries I don't care if you're fooling
00:19:38around with your bimbos
00:19:39monogamy wasn't in the contract but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged
00:19:43marriage and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:47fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone my sister needs this money
00:19:53Michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract is violated
00:19:57then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit I'm serious don't screw this up
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:20:08I know what I'm doing dog walker and just so we're clear I will fuck whoever I want
00:20:13whenever I want
00:20:17fine do whatever you want
00:20:21sorry it's a bit harsh
00:20:23I just really hung over
00:20:29that could have gone better
00:20:34thank you
00:20:35hey baby
00:20:37you know you don't have to keep working Amelia
00:20:40you're rich now
00:20:41I know I like it
00:20:43ah it's good to hear
00:20:45you know I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:20:49tell me uh
00:20:50how are things going between the two of you huh
00:20:53oh fine
00:20:54yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:20:57all right
00:20:58well give him time all right
00:20:59oh and listen
00:21:01he is not as bad as TMZ says all right
00:21:04look I
00:21:04I promise
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure
00:21:07yeah you're right
00:21:10well we'll see you later
00:21:11yeah
00:21:11come on Gucci
00:21:13come on
00:21:14bye Gooch
00:21:18hey Amelia
00:21:19hey Jake
00:21:22Gucci no
00:21:23Royce
00:21:25say bad dog
00:21:26but
00:21:27I'm not actually mad about this
00:21:29it's to see you up close for once
00:21:31yeah
00:21:32same here
00:21:40sorry
00:21:40Gucci's um
00:21:42a bit crazy
00:21:44this whole family actually
00:21:46all these rich people are nuts
00:21:48I should make a reality show
00:21:49real dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:21:54do you want to walk together
00:21:56let these two get to know each other
00:21:58yeah
00:22:00I'd like to
00:22:06so how long have you been a dog walker
00:22:08a couple months
00:22:09I like it
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:22:14barista
00:22:15Uber driver
00:22:16delivery guy
00:22:18movie extra
00:22:19you were in a movie
00:22:21actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:23trying to impress you
00:22:25how about you
00:22:26how long you been doing this
00:22:28I don't know
00:22:29my whole life I guess
00:22:30it started as a summer job
00:22:32and then I turned it into my own business
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:37wow
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs
00:22:40well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:45if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:48my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:22:51do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit I
00:22:55had a crush on you
00:22:58you did?
00:23:00yeah
00:23:02I still do
00:23:06he's cute
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:23:10then again
00:23:11that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:19hell yeah
00:23:21I mean uh
00:23:23regular
00:23:23yeah
00:23:26I know it's risky
00:23:28but
00:23:28I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:34hey what's your ring?
00:23:37um
00:23:38it's
00:23:39just a class ring
00:23:40from high school
00:23:43looks pretty big
00:23:44it was a big school
00:23:46public schools
00:23:47am I right?
00:23:53I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:23:56me?
00:23:58engaged?
00:23:58no
00:23:59are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby
00:24:02I mean I should be
00:24:03wearing diapers
00:24:04crawling around
00:24:06drooling
00:24:07nope
00:24:07single and ready to mingle
00:24:09okay
00:24:14Royce pooped
00:24:15should pick it up
00:24:16where?
00:24:17I don't see it
00:24:18just
00:24:18over there
00:24:25come on
00:24:26do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28of course
00:24:29it's an office
00:24:30you want to be CEO
00:24:32you gotta look the part
00:24:33you mean like
00:24:34you look like Willy Wonka
00:24:35without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38very funny
00:24:39you know I'm retiring next year
00:24:40yes I know
00:24:41that means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:44rapidamente
00:24:44so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:46you'll be my extra hands
00:24:47and we got a lot to do
00:24:48can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:50fuck no
00:24:51come on dad
00:25:00wow
00:25:04oh my goodness
00:25:05are you okay?
00:25:07hi
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo
00:25:14you're engaged
00:25:15remember
00:25:17and
00:25:17this is our new palette
00:25:21it's Matt's collection
00:25:22he really liked these colors
00:25:23so we did them twice
00:25:26but yeah
00:25:27that's
00:25:28the presentation
00:25:29for me
00:25:31Michelangelo
00:25:38what dad?
00:25:41what a day dad
00:25:42it's not even lunchtime yet
00:25:44look at you
00:25:45you got so lazy
00:25:46just sitting around
00:25:46taking pictures of yourself
00:25:47all the time
00:25:49just stick with it
00:25:50will you kid?
00:25:51hard work does pay off
00:25:53let me just look at Amelia
00:25:55what about her?
00:25:56she comes from nothing son
00:25:58nobody taught her
00:25:59how to run a business
00:26:00but she just worked hard
00:26:01and now
00:26:03now she earns money
00:26:04doing what she loves
00:26:05I guess that's impressive
00:26:07yeah see
00:26:08see it is
00:26:08I hope she rubs off
00:26:10on you a little
00:26:10you know
00:26:12I just hope I don't
00:26:13get that uptight
00:26:20break's over
00:26:21break's over
00:26:37well not too bad huh
00:26:38One day down.
00:26:4040 more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time
00:26:46when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together,
00:26:52comfort each other, just like your mom and I
00:26:55used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking
00:26:59it's time for the world
00:27:00to meet Amelia
00:27:04tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:12The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:27:17to the Dino Berlino
00:27:20Amelia.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:23I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, just really starting to
00:27:32warm up to each other.
00:27:33Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo, and...
00:27:38Don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:44Mm-hmm.
00:27:54So, remind me.
00:27:57Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice
00:28:02for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:07And...
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:18Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out!
00:28:37Is that bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:55I've got my own value tonight,
00:28:56I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:59I'll see you at that.
00:28:59I'll see you at that.
00:29:01Hmm...
00:29:12Hear that dress.
00:29:13Hear that dress.
00:29:14I'll see you at that.
00:29:15Oh, no!
00:29:15Wait...
00:29:15Do you think you're not...
00:29:15...to be your friend of the Lord?
00:29:15No?
00:29:21That's not...
00:29:23You can try and be my children.
00:29:24Please do not always,
00:29:25I'll see you at the 60th century.
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Thanks.
00:29:34Um, I...
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:55Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:18She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:57Hey.
00:30:58It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:00You still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:29No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Jack.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Lover boy.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18It's all I do.
00:32:20You know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want, babe.
00:32:27You know what I want.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's all right.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of them to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03You're beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy.
00:34:21He's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancée.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not, Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You're history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:17Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:39I don't care.
00:36:46I don't know.
00:36:55I don't care.
00:37:04I like that.
00:37:09I like it.
00:37:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:43Where am I?
00:37:45Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:37:59Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:10I don't know.
00:38:11We got too many drinks.
00:38:12We just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:18Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up, too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:44The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:04We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:39:16And...
00:39:16How was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:21I knew it.
00:39:23Actually...
00:39:24It was the best sex I ever had?
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39I don't get it.
00:39:40He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:43And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like...
00:39:45Like an arcade game.
00:39:46And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:39:48Again, and again, and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposites attract.
00:39:57I mean...
00:39:58That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:12Huh?
00:40:13Here comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey, unfortunately something came up.
00:41:03I...
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:11And why hasn't she...
00:41:12texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:35Hey.
00:41:37Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about...
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But...
00:41:47Last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:00You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:08I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your...
00:42:11Your models or your...
00:42:12Your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21I mean...
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean...
00:42:22You're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's...
00:42:25Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait.
00:42:33Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:34Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night...
00:42:46I don't know how.
00:42:48I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:58I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But...
00:43:03There is...
00:43:04A fire between us Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy...
00:43:08Cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're...
00:43:12Reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:24Amelia.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me too.
00:43:48I'm too busy.
00:43:49I'm too busy.
00:44:13It's a great community.
00:44:14Still walking to The crap.
00:44:14philosophical message has got us in the mystery fantasy world.
00:44:14How did you break feed?
00:44:16so I set the kitchen on fire how am I supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny
00:44:31just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso
00:44:34martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:50thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:53hey if the sex stays this good I'm open for anything
00:44:57I'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:45:03you mean like you and me together together
00:45:07why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh Gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey Royce
00:45:34Jake
00:45:35how's it going
00:45:38good yeah
00:45:40look the other night was kind of
00:45:41crazy I know
00:45:43I should have told you about Michelangelo
00:45:46we were kind of in a fight
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:51is he always like that
00:45:53so aggressive and controlling
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:58he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:01well I am his woman
00:46:03he saw us together and he got jealous
00:46:06and I don't blame him
00:46:08oh my god
00:46:09am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino
00:46:13I didn't mean a pride
00:46:15I just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:46:17I'm here if you need to talk
00:46:20thanks Jake but I'm engaged
00:46:23remember
00:46:25and the only person I want to talk to is my fiance
00:46:27I thought we had a connection
00:46:30you're a cat person
00:46:31it never would have worked
00:46:34come on Gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:48the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so
00:46:51ooh
00:46:53maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing
00:46:55oh yeah yeah
00:46:57now listen
00:46:57I gotta fly to Paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:02Gucci?
00:47:03sure
00:47:03but I mean
00:47:05you know dogs are more Amelia's specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her
00:47:09you invite her for a romantic date
00:47:11at the dog park
00:47:12at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm
00:47:14I just texted her
00:47:15it's all set
00:47:16now
00:47:19go get her lover boy
00:47:31so
00:47:31you just throw it
00:47:33and he brings it back
00:47:33you've never played fetch before
00:47:37it's
00:47:38it's my dad's dog
00:47:38not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:42that's okay
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:47:46dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:54no
00:47:54I like my work
00:47:57what's the point in working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun?
00:48:01you're right
00:48:02I should work less
00:48:04if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch Gucci
00:48:17I've got a big surprise
00:48:19a surprise?
00:48:21just wait and see
00:48:31grazie
00:48:31have a good night Mr. De Novolino
00:48:39what's that?
00:48:41special delivery from
00:48:42Masterione's Italian Deli
00:48:46but Gucci
00:48:47it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:50you know
00:48:51that's awful for dogs
00:48:53right?
00:48:54I thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01I also thought
00:49:02we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little Chianti into
00:49:06I'm kidding
00:49:08this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:49:10what else is in the bag?
00:49:12just some
00:49:13imported Italian ingredients
00:49:14so I can make you a real Italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook?
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34I feel like I just
00:49:35went to Italy
00:49:36even though I've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:39do this?
00:49:40I can't cook
00:49:40at all
00:49:41making Italian food
00:49:42is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:44did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46no
00:49:46my mom taught me
00:49:48tell me about her
00:49:51I've never told a girl
00:49:52about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55I don't mean to pray
00:49:57she
00:49:58passed away when I was 11
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but
00:50:03I have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:05she grew up in a little village
00:50:06in Tuscany
00:50:07and
00:50:09she taught me everything
00:50:09I know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:50:13just cooking
00:50:13and eating
00:50:14and laughing
00:50:17I still
00:50:18have all of her recipes
00:50:20here
00:50:21handwritten in Italian
00:50:23that's really special
00:50:27I miss her
00:50:29this might sound corny
00:50:30but
00:50:31I feel a little closer to her
00:50:33when I make her recipes
00:50:34it's not corny
00:50:37but I didn't know
00:50:37you were such a softy
00:50:39just
00:50:40don't tell TMZ
00:50:42what about your parents
00:50:44my parents died in a car accident
00:50:46when I was 13
00:50:49it's been me and Betsy ever since
00:50:51I'm sorry
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work
00:50:57I don't want to lose her too
00:51:01I'm sorry
00:51:02your story made me emotional
00:51:03I'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:06I'll help you
00:51:06no no it's fine
00:51:08I like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:12because I hate them
00:51:13well then I guess we make a good team
00:51:19is it just the wine
00:51:21or am I really falling for
00:51:23him
00:51:24her
00:51:27you don't want espresso
00:51:29it's not pretty close
00:51:37hey
00:51:39hey
00:51:40do you want an espresso
00:51:41I just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:44no thank you
00:51:45you need to have a morning meeting
00:51:46I'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay well
00:51:48don't forget Gucci
00:51:49how could I
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:54well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:58you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touche
00:52:05there you go
00:52:06okay bye
00:52:08bye
00:52:11love you
00:52:12love you too
00:52:22sorry
00:52:23it's reflex
00:52:24I didn't mean to say that
00:52:25me neither
00:52:27too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:31yeah
00:52:32okay
00:52:34could that have been any more awkward
00:52:37and is Michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:49hey little Gucci
00:52:50look at this right here
00:52:53huh
00:52:53let's try
00:52:56oh yeah now
00:52:58here's mine
00:52:59right
00:53:00just like that
00:53:01huh
00:53:01yeah
00:53:02even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:05come to papa
00:53:07yes my boy
00:53:10all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11so
00:53:18we gotta talk about this
00:53:19this wedding
00:53:20right
00:53:20this is two weeks off
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl
00:53:23they're waiting for an answer
00:53:24and I bumped into
00:53:25Chris Martin
00:53:26on the plane
00:53:27he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:29you like Coldplay
00:53:31right
00:53:31dad
00:53:32you can't have the wedding
00:53:34at the Hollywood Bowl
00:53:36well all right
00:53:38then we'll book
00:53:38the magic castle
00:53:39how about that
00:53:40not too big
00:53:41plenty room for Coldplay
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:44we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:53:47why
00:53:48something wrong with Amelia
00:53:49no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:52it's better than great
00:53:54honestly
00:53:55but we cannot
00:53:57have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's
00:53:59our thing
00:54:00it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:02I think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:05wow
00:54:06I never thought of that
00:54:08you know
00:54:09you have a very good point
00:54:10yeah
00:54:12I'm very impressed
00:54:15you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:18I can't say
00:54:19I've ever felt like this
00:54:20with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be
00:54:23falling in love
00:54:25love
00:54:27yeah
00:54:28I don't know
00:54:31he's so cute
00:54:32all right
00:54:33all right
00:54:33change the deal
00:54:35gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:37and then we'll have a nice small
00:54:39intimate affair
00:54:40wedding
00:54:41with Coldplay
00:54:43no Coldplay dad
00:54:45no Coldplay
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:58I know it
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and I'm cured
00:55:05what?
00:55:07you're cured?
00:55:08oh
00:55:10congratulations
00:55:10thank you
00:55:12I wasn't expecting it
00:55:14I didn't think I would be cured
00:55:16in only two sessions
00:55:18it only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings
00:55:22to cover that
00:55:23maybe I didn't need
00:55:24the Dina Valino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis?
00:55:28we should be celebrating
00:55:29I brought Prosecco
00:55:31no
00:55:32yeah
00:55:33no I'm good
00:55:34yeah
00:55:36Amelia
00:55:36I'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43is everything okay?
00:55:45if that punk
00:55:46pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47I will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie
00:55:50so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not Michelangelo
00:55:55Betsy
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00I have to tell you something
00:56:06I cannot believe
00:56:07that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage
00:56:12what is this
00:56:12Game of Thrones?
00:56:13it was the only way
00:56:14that I could pay for your treatments
00:56:16and you know that
00:56:17I would do anything for you
00:56:19actually
00:56:21he's not that bad
00:56:23I kinda like him
00:56:26yeah
00:56:26babe
00:56:27that's called Stockholm Syndrome
00:56:28we need to get you
00:56:30out of there
00:56:31Betsy
00:56:32I have
00:56:33real feelings for him
00:56:36but
00:56:38what about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40you heard what he did
00:56:41to that floozy
00:56:42in Disney World
00:56:43they banned him
00:56:44for life
00:56:45you'll never go to Epcot
00:56:48he's not actually
00:56:49like the stories
00:56:50or
00:56:51at least
00:56:52not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that
00:56:54to get into your pants
00:56:56Amelia
00:56:57if you marry
00:56:58Michelangelo
00:57:00he will make
00:57:01your life
00:57:02a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him?
00:57:06yeah
00:57:06meet him
00:57:08maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:10maybe
00:57:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:11don't count on it
00:57:13please
00:57:14me
00:57:14just give him a chance
00:57:17fine
00:57:18yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:23you won't regret it
00:57:25I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:57:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:38we need to celebrate
00:57:43Michaelangelo
00:57:43you know that Betsy
00:57:45is the most important person
00:57:46in the world to me
00:57:47right?
00:57:48you mean besides me?
00:57:49I'm serious
00:57:50it's really important to me
00:57:51that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you
00:58:20Betsy
00:58:24so this is the infamous Michaelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:35$96 Dom Perignon
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:40yeah sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:52this was made in France
00:58:54sorry
00:58:55can't touch that stuff
00:58:57so
00:58:58who wants a drink?
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food
00:59:23it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:31so Michaelangelo
00:59:32I have some big sister questions
00:59:35to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:59:37you don't mind do you?
00:59:40fire away
00:59:43so I know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:48but
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like
00:59:51once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all
00:59:58but
01:00:00what about her career?
01:00:01are you going to support her?
01:00:02or kids?
01:00:03what's your stance on that?
01:00:04or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person once you get bored
01:00:08and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Betsy!
01:00:10look
01:00:11I know I have a past
01:00:13but
01:00:14but I'm committed to her
01:00:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:17I'm open to anything
01:00:19see Michaelangelo
01:00:20that's my point
01:00:21you two are getting married
01:00:23and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know it all
01:00:26easy Betsy
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea
01:00:31getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about Amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41Michaelangelo
01:00:42you probably picked them apart
01:00:43the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:00:46when I met her
01:00:46she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me
01:00:50like that Amelia?
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just
01:00:59calm down
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out
01:01:02for my best interest
01:01:03no
01:01:04she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair Michaelangelo
01:01:09she's not been fair to me
01:01:09since she walked through the door
01:01:11you're the horniest bastard
01:01:12in Beverly Hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:01:14who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what
01:01:17you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister
01:01:20she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right
01:01:25to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too
01:01:28and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:30you know maybe she should be concerned
01:01:32I don't like this side of you
01:01:34see I told you
01:01:35you should have spent more time
01:01:36getting to know each other
01:01:37but I guess the contract
01:01:38doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her?
01:01:40she's my sister
01:01:42I don't care
01:01:42that violates our agreement
01:01:43oh is that all I am to you?
01:01:45a contractual agreement
01:01:47some kind of obligation?
01:01:48it's not what I meant
01:01:49it came out wrong Amelia
01:01:52I love you
01:01:53you love me?
01:01:55don't listen to him
01:01:56he doesn't even know
01:01:57what that means
01:01:57shut the fuck up!
01:02:00you know what?
01:02:01maybe she was right
01:02:02I shouldn't have signed
01:02:03that contract
01:02:03it's over
01:02:10we need
01:02:11to get out of here
01:02:12I've seen too many
01:02:13true crime documentaries
01:02:14on Netflix
01:02:15to know what happens
01:02:16when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:21Amelia
01:02:23I know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:31yeah
01:02:32but he isn't a monster
01:02:34I shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and if we leave now
01:02:40we can get to Mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:43Mexico
01:02:44or Canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that
01:02:47or stay here
01:02:48and get sued
01:02:48by the Dino Lavinos
01:02:50or worse
01:02:51I don't think Romulus
01:02:53and Michelangelo
01:02:54would sue us
01:02:54I mean
01:02:55I only told you
01:02:57about the contract
01:02:57it's not like
01:02:58I told the media
01:02:59you don't know that
01:03:01we're
01:03:03liabilities
01:03:04loose ends
01:03:05you should listen
01:03:06to more true kind podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing
01:03:12they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know
01:03:17Michelangelo did manage
01:03:18to follow me
01:03:19to the ecoplex the other day
01:03:21see
01:03:22he could have a sniper on us
01:03:28it's Romulus
01:03:29hey Romulus
01:03:32what
01:03:33what do you mean
01:03:34Gucci's missing
01:03:36what
01:03:47you came
01:03:50against my better judgment
01:03:51I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54I've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:01punish me for straying
01:04:05you make me sick
01:04:06I make me sick
01:04:15nice
01:04:17underwear
01:04:19it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say
01:04:34do you even realize how hot I am
01:04:36I'm
01:04:38sorry
01:04:39Chantel
01:04:40I thought I wanted this
01:04:44but I don't
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart
01:05:00with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years
01:05:04did I think I'd fall for dog walk
01:05:06but here I am
01:05:06fucking devastated
01:05:09and all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:05:12I just wanted to come back to me
01:05:15I just wanted to come back to me
01:05:18I'll be there
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:26hi dad
01:05:29Gucci's gone?
01:05:31I'll be right there
01:05:34but
01:05:35I
01:05:36I
01:05:40Romulus
01:05:41what?
01:05:41hold on
01:05:42oh
01:05:44well
01:05:45I only had him off the leash for a second
01:05:47you know
01:05:47we're practically in the house
01:05:49and then all of a sudden
01:05:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:05:52I've been calling him all night
01:05:54but he won't come back
01:05:56well
01:05:56we can help you find him
01:05:59yeah
01:05:59right?
01:06:02good thanks
01:06:04Gucci
01:06:04this better not be a trap
01:06:06just come on
01:06:10Gucci
01:06:11Gucci
01:06:12Gucci
01:06:12hey hey hey
01:06:13where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15huh?
01:06:15I thought you were both together
01:06:16why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18oh
01:06:18um
01:06:18he's
01:06:19sorry
01:06:20I'm late dad
01:06:22where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night delivery
01:06:24at Mastrioni's
01:06:25it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:27this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29nothing will
01:06:31smart move
01:06:32here ladies
01:06:33take a piece of this prosciutto
01:06:35here
01:06:35that's it
01:06:36yeah
01:06:40give me the urk
01:06:51Gucci
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:58he's hopeless
01:07:01we've been looking for him
01:07:02all night long
01:07:04we're never gonna find him
01:07:06don't give up dad
01:07:07he's just
01:07:07off having a little adventure
01:07:08keep looking
01:07:09he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12see
01:07:13they're not gonna kill us
01:07:15I do have to admit though
01:07:17I didn't expect to see
01:07:18this side of him
01:07:19he's really
01:07:20there for his dad
01:07:21his dad's dog
01:07:23so you approve now?
01:07:26I didn't say that
01:07:29Gucci
01:07:33Gucci
01:07:34my boy's back
01:07:36oh
01:07:43okay
01:07:44okay
01:07:45I'm
01:07:46a little closer
01:07:48to approving
01:07:54I
01:07:56might
01:07:56have
01:07:58possibly
01:08:00misjudged you
01:08:02a little
01:08:04it's okay
01:08:05most of
01:08:06what the tabloids publish
01:08:07is true
01:08:07they just
01:08:09leave out
01:08:09part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:12can we talk
01:08:16please
01:08:19Amelia
01:08:21can we talk
01:08:23please
01:08:25okay
01:08:35Amelia
01:08:36I'm
01:08:37sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41I shouldn't have
01:08:42attacked your sister
01:08:43and I shouldn't have
01:08:44blown up at you
01:08:44for mentioning the contract
01:08:49I hope that you know
01:08:50you mean so much more
01:08:51to me than just
01:08:52a business agreement
01:08:55thanks for saying that
01:08:57I needed to hear that
01:09:00and I'm sorry
01:09:01for calling you
01:09:02a monster
01:09:04you're not one
01:09:06I'm still learning
01:09:07new things about you
01:09:09most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15I'm not
01:09:19you're not
01:09:19what do you mean
01:09:23Amelia this
01:09:24might sound crazy
01:09:25but
01:09:27I meant it
01:09:28when I said
01:09:28that I love you
01:09:30and I don't want
01:09:31some silly piece of paper
01:09:33to be the reason
01:09:33that we stay together
01:09:36I want to know
01:09:37that our love is real
01:09:41dad
01:09:42what is it son
01:09:43I want to cancel
01:09:44the contract
01:09:45between me and Amelia
01:09:47why son
01:09:49because I want to ask
01:09:50her to marry me
01:09:53and not because
01:09:54of some
01:09:54legal obligation
01:09:58but because
01:09:59she wants to
01:10:04consider our
01:10:05contracts
01:10:06null
01:10:06and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:16where will it be
01:10:19will you marry me
01:10:23will you marry me
01:10:26yes
01:10:27yes
01:10:28I'll marry you
01:10:44you've made me
01:10:44the happiest
01:10:45underwear model
01:10:46in the world
01:10:47and I'm the happiest
01:10:48dog walker
01:10:50look at me
01:10:51I'm dripping like
01:10:52a Roman aqueduct
01:10:55all right
01:10:56all right
01:10:57you two
01:10:57that's enough
01:10:58all right
01:10:59we spent this
01:11:00whole night together
01:11:01come over to my
01:11:02place
01:11:02all right
01:11:03we'll have a nice
01:11:04breakfast
01:11:04Italian style
01:11:06hopefully it's not
01:11:07too rich for you
01:11:08I think I can
01:11:10get used to it
01:11:11and
01:11:11then we can all
01:11:12discuss the wedding
01:11:13all right
01:11:14I want to hear
01:11:15from everybody involved
01:11:17especially
01:11:17cold play
01:11:18we're not getting
01:11:19cold play dad
01:11:21it was worth a try
01:11:46and now the bride
01:11:47and groom would like
01:11:48to give their vows
01:11:49michelangelo
01:11:54amelia
01:11:56even though we're
01:11:57far from a perfect
01:11:59couple
01:11:59we're
01:12:00perfect together
01:12:02I've
01:12:03learned so much
01:12:04from you in
01:12:05such a short amount
01:12:06of time
01:12:06and
01:12:06not just about dogs
01:12:09I don't
01:12:10know how I ever
01:12:11managed anything
01:12:12without you
01:12:15I'm
01:12:17looking
01:12:17forward to your
01:12:19support and
01:12:20counsel
01:12:21as I take over
01:12:22the family business
01:12:23from my father
01:12:23this year
01:12:24and
01:12:24in return
01:12:26I promise
01:12:29to
01:12:29be patient
01:12:31and a loving
01:12:32husband
01:12:32as you turn our
01:12:34backyard into the
01:12:35doggy daycare
01:12:35you've always
01:12:36dreamed of
01:12:42amelia you're
01:12:43the only thing
01:12:44better than
01:12:45free underwear
01:12:47i love you so
01:12:48much
01:12:55i never thought
01:12:56i would end up
01:12:57with a former
01:12:57man thong
01:12:58model
01:12:59but
01:13:00here we are
01:13:02michelangelo
01:13:02you've helped me
01:13:03come out of my
01:13:04shell
01:13:04and you've taught
01:13:05me how to live
01:13:05life to the fullest
01:13:06something i hope
01:13:07to do more of
01:13:08on our honeymoon
01:13:08in italy
01:13:15and although we
01:13:15haven't spent much
01:13:16time together
01:13:17it feels like a
01:13:18lifetime
01:13:19in a good way
01:13:20i know your mom
01:13:21would be proud of
01:13:22you
01:13:22ti amo
01:13:23michelangelo
01:13:24i love you
01:13:26with the power
01:13:26vested in me
01:13:27by almighty god
01:13:28and the city
01:13:29of beverly hills
01:13:30i now pronounce
01:13:31you husband
01:13:31and wife
01:13:33you may kiss
01:13:40your bride
01:13:43thanks
01:13:44i'm betsy
01:13:46amelia's sister
01:13:47i'm jake
01:13:48another dog walker
01:13:51it's crazy
01:13:52you know
01:13:53given my sister
01:13:54but
01:13:54i've always been
01:13:55more of a cat
01:13:56person
01:13:56me too
01:13:59i love you
01:14:03i love you
01:14:14i love you
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