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Bro Code Be Damned | Best Friend's Brother Romance Mini Series
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So, to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, remind me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:09Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business.
00:07:10Okay, I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster of the coast is happening.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08Turn.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:36I'm going to go out.
00:08:37No!
00:08:38No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:41No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:43No!
00:08:43No!
00:08:47No!
00:08:48No!
00:08:54No!
00:08:55Hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slipped.
00:09:12Are you guys your bench?
00:09:14Oh, that's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously?
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the Team version!
00:09:21Look, it's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:38What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:46Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57And do what?
00:10:58I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40But.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47I need a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just like...
00:12:06Oh, my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, you see?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for grow-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your face.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have problem with him?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend,
00:15:00screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready?
00:15:06Let's ride.
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:09Let's get up.
00:15:10Let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:29So, where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me.
00:17:41In front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:48Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:17:57Get me...
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:00A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting me.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please stop.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:18You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole.
00:19:26Oh.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yep.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Go.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:26Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay?
00:21:32I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38And you don't need to...
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend, and I know that I'm a pathetic loser, and I know
00:21:43that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked, I want to be wanted, and I want someone who will answer when I call
00:22:00them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it, just say it.
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40Running everything.
00:23:53What?
00:23:54Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie?
00:24:00Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04I swear to God, guys.
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07If he's time to run.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and...
00:24:40And I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04Oh, I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:07I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God.
00:25:14That was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, what's up?
00:25:18What's going on?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Allie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:22You almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:36You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53We'll be right back to았 in the next part of the break.
00:25:56Let's eat.
00:26:10There's nothing angry.
00:26:11All right.
00:26:15Tuesday.
00:26:19Thanks.
00:26:19Bye.
00:26:20Bye.
00:26:21Bye.
00:26:23Bye.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:53You okay, bruh?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:58Damn it.
00:30:58How do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine.
00:31:04Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry on you.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:36makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41She's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48I'll...
00:31:49You're right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello?
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room
00:34:01right now.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:40Allison?
00:34:48she looks stunning
00:34:53look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey than
00:34:58i ever did it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's that's true
00:35:02hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game yeah you're the
00:35:09only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister of course there's
00:35:19more than just a friend sis all right time's ticking let's move allison i don't know whatever
00:35:28this look is but it works you take center let's go
00:35:46where's the lake
00:35:55ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:15uh-huh uh-huh oh yeah
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire it's allison scott you know she had moves
00:36:45allison is seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game
00:36:51tonight body in that uniform woo you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57stay with me i don't have to see girls like that they always come running to guys like me
00:37:03i'm telling you right now you don't fuck off the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:25touch down
00:37:26bat harrison does it again state wins
00:37:44hey oh congrats on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh it's really just
00:37:51another tuesday for me
00:37:59kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:09kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:12kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:21kiss
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping shout at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:17I know what you're doing.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I like him.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:10Uh, you know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out!
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ellie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50You showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18An asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30God, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45She's finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:11How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:21It's ambitious
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:42So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:47Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty good
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:14I'm just trying to
00:48:16No
00:48:17Allison
00:48:18Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:39Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:42You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:02My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison
00:49:06You look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So what's the deal
00:49:27With you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening
00:49:31Between us
00:49:32He's just a friend
00:49:33Of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy
00:49:43To kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:45Let's fix that
00:49:50Yeah
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing
00:49:53Between me and Brett
00:49:54Obviously
00:49:54Maybe I should just move on
00:49:56You ever play
00:49:57The Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite
00:50:00From one end
00:50:01Until one of us
00:50:02Chickens out
00:50:17Come on
00:50:18Damn it
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him
00:50:21At a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison
00:50:23You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43Check it out
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:02Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:04What are you doing?
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think
00:51:11If he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect
00:51:13Or someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit
00:51:16I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34Oh my god
00:51:35Oh shit
00:51:44Ow
00:51:47Hey, look at you
00:51:48Hey
00:51:49Hey
00:51:50Hold on
00:51:50Hold on
00:51:51It's okay
00:51:52I got you
00:51:57Oh my god
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:01Hey
00:52:02Hey
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Hey
00:52:05Hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't
00:52:10I can't
00:52:10I can't
00:52:10Breathe
00:52:10Just try to breathe
00:52:11All right
00:52:12Hey
00:52:17Let's get you
00:52:17All right
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:22Let's get you
00:52:23Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:27Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32All right, let me go
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:32Hurry
00:52:33You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37And Chad
00:52:37I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business
00:52:39Being around that guy
00:52:39Let alone being this close
00:52:41To kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody that's half a brain cell
00:52:42Realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:09I saved your life
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:18When mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me
00:53:22When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school
00:53:24When I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say that
00:53:40I did!
00:53:41No, no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop! Stop!
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that!
00:53:46I know
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48And saving me
00:53:49Like a hero
00:53:50And then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54You're
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop this
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50That you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19I think about you every day
00:55:22Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:59It's you that I see
00:55:59Every time
00:56:05So what do we now?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protective older brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around
00:56:36When he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:47I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe
00:56:50Keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I don't want to hear
00:57:10We'll be secret, Lars
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45And just sprinting to you
00:57:47Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:54And I really like your car
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up
00:58:01Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett, stop
00:58:04Don't read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:18That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like
00:58:22Fifty shades of grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palms my center
00:58:30Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Make it away, Allie
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:12Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14Took a chance on you once
00:59:15You're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:14You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible
01:00:32To come forward now
01:00:33Otherwise
01:00:34Will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:37For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:41Who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:45But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:47In the bathroom like 10 minutes
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone
01:00:59Who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with
01:01:01Zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure
01:01:14But I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26That quick
01:01:27Without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:33Of the squad
01:01:33Coach I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:35Okay
01:01:36Those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:37A cheater
01:01:39And a liar
01:01:40Coach
01:01:41Please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:45It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:48Could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah those are actually
01:01:51My vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you
01:01:54To hold on to my vitamins
01:01:55This morning
01:01:56Yeah sorry
01:01:57I should have
01:01:58Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:02Uh Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:04That you come to possess
01:02:05Such extensive knowledge
01:02:07Of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12We were just worried
01:02:14About the integrity
01:02:15Of the team
01:02:15Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:17Everything was legitimate
01:02:17That's enough
01:02:19All I see here
01:02:20Are three bullies
01:02:21Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita
01:02:23You are stripped
01:02:24Of captaincy
01:02:25Effective immediately
01:02:26What
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31The whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count
01:02:34Every formation
01:02:35I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:40Walk in here
01:02:40And steal everything from me
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50For the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have
01:02:52A little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen
01:02:59All the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye
01:03:05To those little supplements
01:03:06That keep you fitting
01:03:06In your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14You're cool
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16She never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there
01:03:29How did you know
01:03:30That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:31In my purse
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something
01:03:33In your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:38I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:41In the bathroom
01:03:42Like ten minutes before
01:03:43Jesus
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:56So she's the one
01:03:57Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison do you have any idea
01:04:00How hard it was to stop
01:04:03Hey do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat
01:04:06Seriously
01:04:07Go put that garbage
01:04:08In your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say
01:04:10Anything like that again
01:04:10I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect just who you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you when you fall
01:04:23Always
01:04:26Alright
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform
01:04:29An elevated prep
01:04:30Rita you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay
01:04:45Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:47Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch her
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me
01:05:22Like a backup tree leader
01:05:23Or something
01:05:24Are you serious
01:05:26Scott
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28So you could dry hump
01:05:29The football captain
01:05:30Are you kidding me
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been
01:05:35The best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully
01:05:42About your future on this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52Alright everyone
01:05:53In light of
01:05:54Performances
01:05:55And character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59As the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05Congratulations
01:06:06Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me
01:06:10Just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses
01:06:1521 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:19Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:23That's all that matters
01:06:24Thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:27Don't ever touch me again
01:06:29Weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:30Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know
01:06:36Something with a little extra
01:06:37Bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious
01:06:44What
01:06:44What's going on
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time
01:06:53Training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why
01:07:00You know everyone knows
01:07:01How you got the captain's position
01:07:03How
01:07:03By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm one woman
01:07:15I do
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:18She's a public boss
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:24Hey fuckface
01:07:26You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:32Hey
01:07:33That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:37We all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut
01:07:46Okay let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER
01:07:48Okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're on me
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:58Brad
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05What's that up
01:08:12You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo guys
01:08:20304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh shit
01:08:24No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let them
01:08:29Let's tell them
01:08:30Let's tell them the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:39Yeah
01:08:39Okay
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett you in there?
01:08:47Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48Washing up man
01:08:49John you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03Do you need a hand man?
01:09:04No I got everything I need uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what I'm not
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what it uh
01:09:24Takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44I'm fine too
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47You gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys just beat it all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:06Allison physical therapy time
01:10:07You know what I mean?
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:26Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58Sick
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what? I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38You know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:41How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:34any of Rita's take your spells ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:50They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:10And she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:19Because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:27And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:35She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:14You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Artie's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:43I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:56everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:07Woo!
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:33Let's go!
01:16:35State University wins it all!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:52Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:03Hey, Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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