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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 08: Not So Smooth Sailing
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00:02Previously on Love Overboard, our couples faced a game-changing test when the exiles returned
00:10to politely confront them. And you're literally as fucking low-class like as they come. You are
00:15one of the most egotistical men I've ever met in my life. Thanks for like halfway half-ass telling
00:22me what happened. Very manly of you. After our shipmates were tested and some interesting new
00:28alliances were formed, I dropped a nuclear bomb. Four couples will be walking the plank today.
00:36And now our shipmates must decide which couples will stay and which couples will go overboard.
00:43I think you should be scared to a degree, David. You're not a trustworthy person. This is the
00:49climax we've been waiting for. So hold on tight and try not to scream. This is Love Overboard.
01:05Now it's time to fight for your lives with Couples Court.
01:14This is your opportunity to make a case for your relationship or against any of your shipmates
01:22to secure a spot in the final leg of this voyage. I am a little scared, but at the same
01:29time,
01:30Cry and I are very strong. I think that we have something good going, and I think everyone knows
01:35that. You can vote however you see fit. For genuine or friendship couples, your scheming strategy is up to
01:44you. Remember, four couples will be going overboard tonight. Obviously, my mind's racing on what I'm
01:53going to say to everyone. I already know I'm going to be fighting an uphill battle this whole time. And
01:57not
01:57because Sophia and I aren't a strong couple, but because I think we have a target on our backs for
02:02coming in
02:03later. Grab a seat around the table.
02:09I know everyone's weaknesses. David and Val formed on betrayal. Christine and Jake, he is not serious.
02:19Lexi and James are strong, but have also just been complacent for a while, too. Since there's only five
02:27couples that are able to stay, I want to make sure we all really establish each of our dynamics so
02:31that
02:31we make the right decision. So I have to plead my case as a couple, and Bradley and I, we
02:38have been
02:38established for officially five minutes. So I'm screwed. I feel so grateful for this experience. I came
02:50here with an open heart, and I didn't meet my person. Brad, it's been so nice getting to know you,
02:56but I'm ready to go. I love you guys so much. I feel like you have to know when it's
03:12time to gracefully
03:13bow out, and this is my time. You were never going to see Miss Thing on the plank. It just
03:19never was
03:19going to happen, so. Name a couple that's been here together longer than James and I.
03:28Obviously, I followed him to the bottom. We've been there together every day since, and that's how
03:32you know what we have is real. I don't think that time spent on this boat is indicative of strength
03:37of a relationship. So if it is the reason that I wanted to get back on the boat. You guys
03:44have had
03:45plenty of time here to connect with each other. Yeah, we've had a time to build a strong connection.
03:49Yeah, legitimate connection. I don't think that time and connection is required. Okay.
03:54Gee, I know you're younger than Tim, 23, he's 30. Are you ready for a serious relationship?
03:59Um, I think that everyone can see that me and Tim's connection is so undeniable, and we definitely
04:07want to continue our relationship after this journey. Keith and Delaney, I'm just curious to
04:12hear from your standpoints if it's more romantically inclined or friendship. Starting out, I didn't know
04:18where it was going to go, and that's what I told him too. I was like, we are very different,
04:20but he has
04:22the qualities as someone that I really want to be with. To my knowledge, I don't think there's been any
04:25kind of like physical aspect at all. So we also kissed for the first time last night.
04:31And it was nice. I think Keith has really strong feelings for Delaney. I don't think Delaney has
04:41strong feelings for Keith. As a woman, you show what you're really into based off of like your
04:47physical touch. I don't think Delaney's into it. I don't think it's going to work. This is another one,
04:52but I think you two, you have a very sexual, high physical relationship, which is awesome. But
04:58what is it besides that? I have a lot of like past shit that I'll always have. I did tell
05:07him like,
05:07if this isn't like something real, like I don't want to like play the game. I can't fake emotion. And
05:11I believe truly that like you like me. And I have never had somebody like make me feel
05:17like that wanted and like that, like pretty. And like, so with a guy like Jake, who's just trying
05:24to have a good time, doesn't really understand the gravity of a relationship. I don't see anything
05:29in the future for them. Across the board, weak. Andrew and I, we have been in a partnership from
05:37the start. We have protected one another. We have been honest with one another. And I think because of
05:43that, we have a relationship that beats out a lot of you guys, honestly. I think that you do have
05:49a friendship that's okay, but it's not a relationship. Your entire experience has been
05:53you guys helping each other get with other people here. We have a very strong relationship. Whatever
05:58you want to define it as, that's how I'm defining it as. You're entitled to your opinion. You're right.
06:05I think our connection has kind of gone through the most realistic real world troubles that prove
06:14that we do have a strong connection and that off this boat, we would actually be able to make it.
06:21I get a little nervous because I like genuinely really do like him. And that feeling scares me a
06:27little bit. I will just say this. I think you should be scared to a degree. You're not a trustworthy
06:31person, David. And how are you going to establish a healthy, honest, trustworthy relationship with
06:39Val outside of this if you can't even process your own emotions throughout this journey with Lo?
06:44I did have real feelings for her. I do have real feelings for Val. I've learned a lot about myself,
06:48how I handle things, some of the ways that I could have done it better. And
06:52we've already had those conversations and I plan to do it better this time. I think something else to
06:58bring up is that cry, I love you, but I just don't, I don't see that working out. Wait, what?
07:05You know, it's maybe less on you, maybe more on you, Lila. What are you trying to do here right
07:11now?
07:11Hold on. I just don't believe your feelings for him. And when I watch you guys interact,
07:15it just looks fake to me. It's bold of you to say that you think I'm being fake when everything
07:20that's
07:20happened with you is nothing but fake. Bruh, that is a stretch. And I just think you deserve better.
07:26I'm sorry, Dave. Fuck you. No, chill, chill, chill, chill. It's a joke.
07:31Just because David is salty about me being blunt and honest with him. Be a fucking man. Pussy.
07:40I am genuinely interested in cry. So it's really crazy to me that David is saying that. She has been
07:47the
07:47most genuine, authentic person. And I have never had a doubt. I mean, David, you're calling Lila fake.
07:52It's pretty ironic coming from you. Obviously, this is a bunch of bullshit and he's reaching for
07:56anything at this moment. When it comes to our friendship, I lost a lot of respect for David.
08:01I've tried to give him grace and be there for him, even after all that shit he did.
08:05Low aside, I know this is about her, but like, I'm not here to make you feel worse about shit,
08:10but if you just want someone to fucking vent to, appreciate that though. That's some
08:13bullshit. I mean, I don't know how he can say that given all the shit that he's just done.
08:18It's like, let's be so for real here.
08:25Okay. You've all had time to plead your case. So now it's time to vote. You will vote for the
08:34five
08:34couples that you want to stay in the competition. The four couples with the least amount of votes
08:42will be going overboard. Alrighty.
08:50I'll see you tonight on the planks. I'm very nervous right now because it could be a strategy
08:55thing. Obviously you would want to eliminate the strongest couple and we are the strongest couple.
08:59And we've been through so much. It's just like, I would not want to see it end that way.
09:02Another plank, another day.
09:05The seas are hungry for sperm whales and water shoes and the planks are unpredictable. No more
09:13talking. It's time to vote. So here it is. Moment of truth. We voted off the people with the strongest
09:21bond. Flexi and James, we won't cry. I'm voting for David and Val to go overboard because their entire
09:29relationship is based off of deceit and lies. I'm voting for crying Lila to go because the boat
09:39is going to be a much better place with Lila gone.
09:50All free vacations must come to an end. And for our remaining eight couples, the chakra is fresh
09:57out of continental breakfast. And would you look at that. It's time for the daily mixer held on the
10:05planks. Welcome to the most insane plague ceremony of your lives.
10:15There's only room for five couples to move forward and your shipmates have voted. Tonight,
10:23we will find out who is safe and who is going overboard.
10:32How's your assholes? Are they clenched?
10:36But first, there is one single among us. Sade left, which leaves Bradley alone.
10:43Unfortunately, Bradley, it's time to walk the plank.
10:47Bye, Bradley. I love you.
10:49I'm getting thrown off the boat. So I'm going out with a fucking splash.
10:53I know you guys want to hear my role. So I'll share a couple with you guys.
11:00Bye, Brad.
11:08Holy shit.
11:10Okay. I will be calling each couple to stand on the plank today, where you find out whether you
11:19will go back to the top side or overboard. Tim and Gia, please step up to the planks.
11:28Love you guys.
11:29Love you.
11:30Love you guys.
11:30I know that me and Tim are such a strong couple. I feel like every day we spend time together,
11:34we're becoming more and more connected. But people have strategies in this situation. So there is a
11:40chance that we may be going overboard.
11:45Tim, Gia, your shipmates have voted.
11:51You are going.
11:58Back to the top side.
12:02You are safe. Congratulations, Matt. You can kiss.
12:08So I'm really happy that we met.
12:10Me too.
12:11The fact that we live five minutes from each other.
12:13It was meant to be.
12:13We're meant to be.
12:14Sorry, we're meant to be.
12:18Sophia and Rhys.
12:20Rhys and I didn't get a chance like the rest of them to shoot our shot, but I'm like, you
12:25know,
12:25let go, let God.
12:27Your shipmates have voted. You are going.
12:37Let's go overboard.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:46Holy dude.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:52Lexi and James, your time has come.
12:55What me and Lexi have is amazing.
12:57We've been there since day one for each other and we're the strongest couple.
13:01I'm very nervous because I don't know if these people voted me off.
13:04Like, I don't know if they were playing strategy or they're playing gender connections and like
13:08keeping strong couples.
13:10Oh, fuck.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Your shipmates have voted.
13:14You are going.
13:18I don't like this at all.
13:20I don't like this at all.
13:23Let's go.
13:26To the top side.
13:29Yay.
13:30Congratulations.
13:34Delaney and Keith, please step up to the planks.
13:53I do think me and Keith are a strong couple.
13:55I think it's just different than what everybody else has done.
13:57Me and Keith have ultimately moved at our own pace and been completely authentic to ourselves.
14:01And I'm really proud of us for that.
14:03But I have no idea how this vote's going to go.
14:06Delaney and Keith, your shipmates have voted.
14:11You are going.
14:19Back to the top side.
14:22Congratulations.
14:27Anna and Andrew, come down to the planks.
14:32Oh, Keith is here.
14:33No way.
14:33Keith?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Told you.
14:35I went.
14:35No way.
14:37I didn't think so, to be honest.
14:39Okay, guys.
14:39Let's be really excited.
14:41Keith!
14:43Keith!
14:44Keith!
14:45Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Hey, baby!
14:51There are still four couples to walk the plank, with only two available rooms remaining on the top side.
15:01I learned to love Andrew, and that love is so strong.
15:05It is a friend thing, but I care about her, she cares about me.
15:09Anytime I need comfort, he's there.
15:11I truly feel very at ease in his company.
15:15Anna and Andrew, your shipmates have voted.
15:20I feel like I'm falling.
15:25You are going.
15:27I feel like I'm falling short.
15:33Overboard.
15:36I feel like I'm falling short.
15:36Supernova in my soul, burning bright.
15:41That drop is so scary.
15:43That drop is so scary.
15:44Christine and Jake, please come down to the planks.
15:47Bye, guys.
15:50Things have obviously changed since Jake and I first met, and he takes really good care of me.
15:56I trust him with my whole heart, and I really think that things are going to progress far past this
16:01vote.
16:05Christine and Jake, your shipmates have voted.
16:10You are going to the top side.
16:23Congratulations to stay.
16:24Happy birthday, you did it!
16:35We're down to our last two couples.
16:39One couple will be staying, and one couple will be going overboard.
16:45I'm saying my prayers right now for my girl.
16:48Unfortunately, I think what David did was, like, kind of just irreversible.
16:52Drill himself into a bigger, bigger hole.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Unfortunately.
16:57Before I know it, it's just me and Karai and Val and David left.
17:01Up next is Leela and Karai.
17:05I am terrified, but I'm not concerned because I think that everybody sees that Karai and I's relationship is real.
17:13I see us, you know, growing strong together in the future.
17:16We are perfect for each other.
17:22I know for sure that we're a stronger couple than David and Val.
17:25We've shown that and proven that, and we've been together for way longer than they have.
17:30But you don't know what strategy people are pulling, so you never know.
17:34I hope that my shipmates made the right decision.
17:37When your fate is in the hands of others, you really lay back every interaction you've had
17:43with all the other people on this boat.
17:45I think I've made a lot of really tough, polarizing decision throughout my time here,
17:50and I wouldn't be surprised if this was the time that they chose to yank that carpet out from underneath
17:57me.
17:57I see you on the outside.
17:59Karai and Leela, your shipmates have voted.
18:03I see you on the outside.
18:21Karai and I are last against David and Val.
18:28It's making me feel very confused just because I know for a fact that Karai and I have a very
18:34strong relationship, especially when compared to David and Val.
18:39You are going overboard.
18:51It's my time.
18:56It's my time.
19:07I think it really speaks volumes that a majority of my shipmates voted for us to stay.
19:11David and I have gone through so much to get to this point.
19:14Wow.
19:15So it can really only go up from here.
19:18Congratulations, you survived the planks.
19:20Please go join the other couples on the top deck.
19:24Thank you, Gabby.
19:25Happy for you.
19:28I'm surprised because with the whole thing with Lo, I was worried people didn't see, you know,
19:33me anymore, but maybe they're also able to see, you know, my learning journey and how I'm changing.
19:39I want to see Karai and Leela walk up here.
19:41Me too.
19:42I better see them, bro, honestly.
19:43I know it's going to be them.
19:44Who's splitting the last glasses of champagne?
19:46Here they come.
19:46Who is it?
19:47I'm for sure.
19:48Who is it?
19:49Let's go!
19:54Let's go!
19:58We love you!
20:01How the fuck do Dwayne and keep Jake and Crystal and fucking David and Val out fucking doing that?
20:06Kawhi and Leela.
20:07Is everyone okay?
20:10Hi, Gabby.
20:11Hi!
20:12Congratulations!
20:15Yay!
20:16So you survived the blanks and as the top five couples, I have a treat for you all.
20:23Tomorrow, you're finally getting off this yacht.
20:27Each couple will explore Malta courtesy of Chime for a full day and night of freedom and fun.
20:39Yay!
20:41But these dates aren't a vacation.
20:45They're a chance to really explore your relationship on a deeper level.
20:51And if your love language is spending someone else's money, this is your time to show!
20:57Yay!
20:58Yay!
21:00Yay!
21:00I'm really excited to finally have like real privacy and like a real place to just connect and use this
21:07time to figure out like who we are to each other.
21:09Because I don't know if Jake is faking anything for the camera.
21:14I'm so hyped for that, bro.
21:16Spending the night off the yacht.
21:18With Lexi is going to be amazing.
21:20All the nights sleeping in the bunk beds.
21:22I feel like we deserve a new sleeping arrangement that changes everything.
21:26I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:31I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:36I don't know if I'm more excited for our five couples to explore Malta or to enjoy my fortress
21:44of solitude with head chef Dimitris Braun Linguini.
21:50We're in Valetta.
21:52This is gonna be a fun day.
21:53I feel like I want to look almost behind every single door.
21:58Like, what is this?
21:59What is that?
22:01Ooh!
22:02A train!
22:03You got a train!
22:04Man, should we hop on the train right now?
22:05Get on.
22:06Just jump in.
22:10Yay!
22:12How's it going?
22:13I've dated a lot of people that aren't compatible with me.
22:17I don't want to do that anymore.
22:19And I've actually never been with a guy like Keef before.
22:24He makes me feel safe.
22:25He makes me feel very protected.
22:27He's kind.
22:28He's genuine.
22:29And he's a gentleman.
22:30This is beautiful.
22:33What's been your favorite view in Malta so far?
22:35You.
22:36Good answer.
22:37I like that one.
22:38I've never done anything like this before.
22:40Have you?
22:42Like this?
22:43In a boat like this?
22:44It's definitely not.
22:46Do you want your wife to be a stay-at-home wife or do you want her to work?
22:49I want my kids to be raised by their mom.
22:51Daycare is great, but I don't want somebody else raising my kid.
22:54How about you?
22:56I think that I love to work.
22:59It is my passion.
23:01So for me, like working is fun and I take a lot of pride in it.
23:05And I kind of like have built my identity around it, to be honest.
23:08So, you know, it's 2025.
23:09If the mother's a breadwinner and the dad like it's better with the kids, like why not?
23:13I'm a pretty traditional guy.
23:14You know, I know it's 2025, but I'll do my roles as a man and I want her to do
23:19her role as a woman.
23:20Right.
23:22I want her to have a simple life, taking care of my children.
23:26Yeah, you're a simple man.
23:28Very simple man.
23:32Well, that was quite an open and progressive conversation.
23:36Hopefully, our other couples are being cute on the island of Malta.
23:41Cue our very sweet date montage.
23:45Oh my gosh.
23:48Hi.
23:50Wow.
23:52I'd like to see you in one of those dresses.
23:55In herbs and spice shop.
23:57I love herbs and spice.
23:59Come.
24:00Well, what are we choosing to now?
24:02We're choosing to a gorgeous day.
24:06I would choose to just kind of being a once in a lifetime experience and getting to spend it with
24:12you.
24:13Babe, do we love?
24:15Oh yeah, that's going for sure.
24:18I might just get one of these too.
24:20Stop.
24:21I want the flag.
24:22Have you guys ever tried having your tea leaves red?
24:25Tea leaves?
24:26Yeah?
24:27No?
24:27No, that's something a little special that we do here.
24:29Ooh.
24:29I feel like more than anybody else, we have the potential to build something strong outside of here.
24:36Yeah, I agree.
24:38Yeah?
24:39Yeah.
24:40As I look into these leaves, I can see a journey of love and signs of laughter and joyous moments.
24:46Keep going how you're going.
24:47There will be kids at the same time maybe.
24:51At the same time?
24:52Twins?
24:55I'm kind of hard to read sometimes, but I feel like you read me pretty well.
24:59Like you'll just look at me and like you'll like, you just know.
25:02And I really like that.
25:03And that like makes me feel like, I don't know, like I feel like I can really trust you.
25:07Good.
25:07I hope you feel seen and, you know, heard.
25:10Yeah.
25:11I'm cool.
25:11I'm cool.
25:12I'm cool, baby.
25:17Cheers.
25:21It's probably fun.
25:22I'm having a blast.
25:23You're the only reason I'm still here.
25:24I would A.
25:26Us making it this far just reassured me that like, I knew you were my person since day one.
25:30I didn't know how I was going to do it, but I was like, that's mine.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I feel like every conversation we have just reiterates that we do want to be together.
25:38And we lean on each other a lot.
25:40And that makes me love him more.
25:42Love's a crazy word.
25:44Cut that.
25:45I love things about him, but we're going to have to figure out if we really do,
25:49you know, love each other.
25:50Until he says it, I'll never say it.
25:52Cheers to every day getting better and better.
25:55It really does.
25:56Yeah.
26:01So like, what are your fears as far as like being in this relationship?
26:06Um, I've been in a lot of like, not so healthy relationships in the past.
26:12And I've been cheated on in almost every single relationship that I have been in.
26:17Unfortunately, I would come back because I thought that's like kind of like what I deserved.
26:21And, uh, what I learned is like, it's not something that I'll ever deal with again.
26:24No.
26:25And, uh,
26:26As you shouldn't, you deserve better.
26:27Yeah.
26:28And I want to be able to provide that for you.
26:30You're literally so perfect to me.
26:32It's crazy how I've known you for less than a week.
26:35And I feel like I'm already falling for you.
26:37And I've enjoyed every second I've gotten to spend with you.
26:39And I can't wait to enjoy plenty more.
26:41I think Christine's been through a lot in her life.
26:43And so I'm super glad that I could reassure her that I don't want to be able to let her
26:48have
26:48those fears anymore.
26:49I want to be there for her, no matter what, through all the thick and all the thin.
26:53What were those fears?
26:57Uh, what were they?
27:16You excited?
27:18A hotel room with you, baby?
27:20You excited?
27:21Yeah.
27:23It's been a day of flirting and innocence for our final couples, for once.
27:27But tonight, with a private hotel room off the yacht, literally anything can happen,
27:34especially with top shelf champagne.
27:36No wonder where mine went.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:40Cheers.
27:44Today was incredible.
27:46And I've been, like, reserving saying this for a while.
27:50I think I'm definitely, like, I'm starting to fall in love with you.
27:54I agree.
27:55You know?
27:55I feel like the same way.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Feels good to finally just be able to say it.
28:03And her saying that she's falling for me, too, just was so reassuring to me.
28:07It made me feel complete.
28:08Like the way it's gonna be, I love the way you love my body.
28:13I love the way you have my body.
28:16I love the way you have my body.
28:17Start with your feet together.
28:19Over.
28:21Like that.
28:22Come back this way.
28:23Wait, that's a square dance.
28:24No, it's not.
28:25This way, this way.
28:27This way.
28:28So this is what you do naked in your kitchen while you're cooking?
28:31Sometimes.
28:32I love that.
28:35Like, I was really happy today.
28:37In, like, a way I haven't fallen in a really long time.
28:40I can't wake up every day without you by my side.
28:43Everything is true that I felt from day one.
28:45It's like, I am in love with you and mine.
28:49You're in love with me?
28:52You're everything I need, honestly.
28:57I'm in love with you, too.
29:07I'm in love with Lexi!
29:10Uh, it feels amazing.
29:12Lexi telling me that she's also loving me just, like, solidifies, like,
29:17everything we've done was right.
29:19And it kind of makes us stronger as a team.
29:21And we're ready to take on whatever comes our way.
29:24Wow.
29:25So happy to see the shipmates sharing I love yous after three seconds.
29:30What are you, lesbians?
29:32But are they sharing those three words with the right people?
29:35Or all in vain?
29:52Jack.
29:54Let me check on the door real quick.
29:56Am I answering this?
29:59I'll be right back.
30:00I'll dribble together or whatever.
30:02I'll do it.
30:06I'll do it.
30:08Come.
30:13Can't do this.
30:15Hi.
30:16Babe.
30:21Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:23What the fuck dude, what the fucking fucking going on hi hi, how are you what?
30:54Shut the fuck up, wait this is a lie, this is so true Gia you're giving my eyes allergies and
31:04you have such a beautiful cry it's that time in the season when best friends and family of the shipmates
31:10are brought in to harshly judge their beloved partners and express their support or express their dissent
31:17no fucking way okay come sit, come sit with us, come sit hi hi yeah say hi Leilani nice to
31:23meet you Leilani this is my best fucking friend in the whole white world I know that she'll ask all
31:28the hard questions see if James is really in love with me and if Leilani says no I'm leaving here
31:35with her
31:36wait okay so I want to know like what's the deal how did everything start like what's your story
31:41he was the guy that like yelled I'm horny the first day
31:44immediately all right yes I know so much better
31:49I'm like show me the other contestants I can pick another one for you
31:54are we relationship are we figuring things out we love each other
32:01okay so we just expressed that probably like five weeks before you walked in
32:09so that's how we're feeling right now
32:11okay my point of view you've only known her a couple weeks
32:15do you really love her to her core to continue this after
32:19Leilani is grilling me I'm starting to feel a little pressure
32:23I'm like does she hate me or like am I answering the questions wrong
32:31I know I love her and not only because she's been there for me but when we argue or fight
32:39she
32:39actually like speaks her piece like look this is what I didn't like and I'm like oh I like that
32:43because
32:43someone calling me out on my shit is like not normal to me but I'm like
32:46actually should
32:47yeah coming here and meeting Christine was the best thing I ever had and I think she's
32:53the most beautiful girl ever from the outside and inside you know I genuinely mean that she's got the
32:59prettiest little smile too it's not even about that it's just like even just the way she looks at me
33:04and I'm just like wow like she has it all
33:06do you always talk like this
33:08do I always talk like this how
33:10just very like smooth very suave
33:13I've said it too I've said it too
33:17um I'd like to say so yeah
33:19I want to hear all about your journey so far
33:22me and Val kind of on our date hit the ground running
33:28and it came down to me making a big decision on you know sticking with who I'd been with versus
33:35going with you know my gut
33:38and he had me on a plank for 45 minutes
33:40yeah um uh
33:43was it because you were struggling to decide or
33:47um let's see
33:53this is what I needed please
33:56helps me with the tough questions that I can't do because you know I suck at emotion so
34:00um you know
34:04I could tell that the other person might have been unaware that I was going to pick Val
34:12yeah so I wanted to give them time to realize like
34:18my my head is turned
34:21wait Louie okay
34:22hi
34:23come meet him
34:24nice to meet you
34:25hi
34:26I'm a little bit nervous because I know how she feels about him like he's everything to her
34:30and I just told her I love her I literally just told her I love her
34:34but if I don't impress Louie like this whole thing could just crumble
34:38so okay Tim what prompted you to feel like you needed to come to Malta to find love
34:44initially I was like oh I'm single like hot girls on a boat and then
34:50I had one conversation with your sister and that was it
34:55I had some serious relationships but I had like a past where I was doing my own thing and
35:00whatever you want to categorize that as like that's great but I'm you know I met her and it's
35:07I'm ready to fucking grow up man okay so tell me what was the longest relationship you've had prior to
35:12yeah just period my my longest relationship was four and a half years
35:16oh and when did that end if you don't mind me asking that ended
35:21like end of 2018 okay yeah where do you see yourself with Gia
35:26yeah I mean I see myself with her long term
35:29like in years or in days no years okay
35:32100% okay real long term okay yeah I'm just wondering if you haven't really been in a long-term
35:36relationship in quite a number of years are you ready for the day-to-day of Gia versus the yacht
35:41Gia with a glass of champagne in her hand
35:45so what was your most recent relationship would love to just hear a little bit more about that
35:50a year and a half to two years um and we ultimately separated because of trust issues
35:57um I've reacted very spitefully and you know um essentially stepped out
36:09so infidelity took place or yeah that is kind of what I meant because the thing with Val is like
36:16she's genuine to her core and loyal so I just want to make sure that she's taken care of and
36:24if someone's fully committed to her all the way it's like all the way yeah yeah Manuela is somebody
36:32who can sniff a mile away and so I just feel like I had to you know be honest I
36:39hope regardless of
36:42what I did it more mattered that I told the truth
36:48cheers just yes cheers
36:51this is crazy my friend Olivia is my ride or die I've known her since I was in first grade
36:58she knows me like the back of her hand and I really value her opinion I think sometimes I get
37:04really
37:04caught up in the moment and every single time Olivia always calls me out because she knows me sometimes
37:10better than I know myself I have to know how you guys met each other how you picked each other
37:15we just
37:16like hit it off he is from Nebraska he's kind of like a country boy and he kind of just
37:23like
37:23reminded me of indie vibes you know okay he um is 23 okay so he's a little bit younger that's
37:31newer for
37:32me he is a police officer he's like lived in Nebraska his whole life the town he lives in has
37:37like 200 people
37:38so what do you think about LA oh my goodness yeah it's crazy he's a pretty traditional guy like he
37:44doesn't drink okay yeah is that like police officer vibes or no I just I don't like it okay do
37:50you go to
37:50church is that something that you okay would you expect Delaney to go to church with you it's a
37:54discussion for a later time okay so what do you see in Delaney you're pretty you've been amazing so far
38:02uh she's not very funny but sometimes oh my gosh I'm just kidding I'm learning new things um she's
38:11beautiful and I just see a future together with you now I'm just having a hard time because you don't
38:18look like Delaney's type police officer that kind of the Nebraska that scares me and I just have a hard
38:26time believing that somebody who's 23 is actually ready to like settle down with someone
38:34well Olivia she's very opinionated it's bothering me a little bit because she has a big influence on
38:40Delaney she made some comments I strongly disagree with this is between me and Delaney our opinions are
38:46the only ones that matter right now I feel like it's something I'm gonna have to talk to her about
38:59before we head back to our lady of the chakra it's time to goss which is my favorite activity
39:06to really figure out if these relationships will sink right here in Malta or square dance back to
39:13Nebraska what do you think of key honest he's not your type nothing against police officers nothing it's
39:21any of that I just don't know if your like lifestyle is mesh like would he be okay if you
39:25just like went
39:26to Vegas for work or like doing shoots and bikinis and stuff like that because it's work related um I
39:32think he's very traditional and he does have that like protector quality to him where he you know has
39:38younger sisters so I don't know you like to party you like to go out you like to have a
39:43good time and
39:44like what I foresee happening is like him putting you into a freaking shell you're not a fan I know
39:50that you would accept him I'm worried about him fully accepting you I think my one concern with him
39:57is just what he explained about yeah last night with cheating I think it's definitely something that
40:03you should keep in the back of your brain but I think you get for now my stamp of approval
40:13getting Manuela's stamp of approval does a lot for me and David's relationship because
40:16she knows how much I've struggled and for her to say okay like I'm comfortable with this I think you
40:21should lean into this speaks volumes to me like the shripper wall that I was holding on to just
40:26like completely fell at that point okay so what do you think what are your red flags I guess listen
40:31you've known each other for days as he expressed listen I'm obsessed and like I just want to get
40:36he told me he was falling in love with me
40:43was he drinking champagne no no okay my thing is I'm like go big or go home if I'm obsessed
40:49I'm like
40:50you are my husband let's fucking run the whole nine yards and you know that but it's if you are
40:55that
40:55person I don't know if he's that person and I'm not getting the vibe that you know
41:02I think Louis likes him as a person I think he sees the chemistry there but I think he's skeptical
41:08at the end of the day Louis is a realistic thinker and he's protective of me and I don't fault
41:14him for
41:14that if anything that's a reason I seek his opinion in so many situations in two seconds if I wasn't
41:20feeling anything on this boat yeah I would jump off you know this yeah the fact that I've stayed
41:26here this long I think tells you enough about how I'm serious about the situation because if I'm not
41:32into it I'm gonna get the fuck out mm-hmm and this is not the case I'm happy and I'm
41:37parked you know
41:38you know what I do think it is beautiful that he does love you and he seems like a great
41:42guy
41:43and he should love me right duh bitch me babe imagine if he didn't
41:48I think you should lean into it if you like him a lot and you clearly do
41:53but just because I said it out loud that I want this to work doesn't mean that it's meant to
41:58you know damn well I will run to you if I need anything yes and you will be there for
42:02me to catch
42:03always babe always gotta catch you I love you
42:10how are you feeling about it
42:14you can be honest feels really genuine like every single moment that he was talking about you
42:21in your relationship he was smiling yeah that was the biggest great flag he never talked about you
42:27with some sort of arrogance like yeah I got the hottest girl here you know like he talked about you
42:34in
42:34the sense that it made me feel like okay
42:38Leilani's stamp of approval means the world to me I know that I am leaving this boat with this man
42:44I'm so glad you got to meet him so I love you baby I hope he makes me happy and
42:48if he doesn't I'll kill him
42:53isn't he cute better than build you should see him like shirtless like she's crazy are we
43:03digmatized are we that's such a good word um I don't think so let's take those rose colored glasses off
43:11for a hot second here
43:13I'm not gonna say that I don't like him I'm gonna say that I need to see more
43:21yeah because he does seem like a smooth talker yeah but like how long can you smooth talk for
43:27I've definitely fallen for smooth talkers I am easily manipulated because I am highly emotional
43:33and when I like somebody I don't see any red flags so um I'm a little worried about that
43:53the ever pithy Amaya describes Christina's mind in just one word and the rest of the friends and family
44:00accurately judge the male suitors in my humble opinion but now it's time for these lovebirds
44:06to talk about their futures before heading back to the yacht for their final challenge
44:11I can't wait to have more memories with you
44:13oh if you're lucky
44:17respect me of course
44:19all right I love you so much
44:21oh my god
44:23let me be honest
44:23I will safe travels
44:25I love you
44:26talking to my friend Olivia and made me realize
44:28these concerns that I'm having that I have had my friend sees right off the bat
44:33I think that there are some more things that Keefe and I have to talk about and get on the
44:37same page about
44:41so that's Olivia
44:42she has a very big personality
44:44she's like very cutthroat brutally honest about things you know
44:48she brought up some good points though
44:50like I'm a model
44:52sometimes you know I shoot in bikinis
44:54sometimes I have to travel for work
44:56sometimes I you know get invited to big events and parties and things like that
45:01like are you actually okay with those things
45:04like if you're gonna be with me in a relationship
45:07there's obviously some things you just you shouldn't do
45:10I'm a cop right
45:11everything you do is gonna reflect me
45:13you have to be held to the same higher standard that I am
45:16like like if you get caught with like let's say a drug right
45:19I'm not doing drugs
45:21but it's just just an example
45:22or like let's say you get a DUI right
45:25definitely not
45:25I'm not saying you ever would
45:26it's just an example
45:27I don't like this example right now
45:29like I don't think that this should be
45:30what example would you be careful with me using
45:31weed
45:32I live in Cali so I wouldn't get in trouble for weed
45:34that's not true
45:35you can't just drive and smoke weed
45:37did I say I drive and smoke weed
45:39I didn't say
45:39never mind
45:40never mind
45:41I'm trying to put this in your terms
45:42I'm not loving your tone
45:43I'm not gonna lie
45:45I'm okay
45:46all right
45:47I'm a very open-minded person
45:49I feel that like I'm very accepting of who you are
45:52but I want to make sure that you're also accepting of me
45:55and I never want to be with someone that wants to change me
45:59and I don't want us to like brush over these things
46:03and then in the future you actually end up having a problem with like just who I am
46:07I still really like Keith and I trust what he says
46:10but at the same time I have noticed our differences from the very start
46:14but I've accepted Keith for who he is
46:16and I would hope that he can do the same for me
46:18and I'm not sure that he can
46:29next time on the season finale of Love Overboard
46:34our messy masturbators return to the chakra
46:38and the winning couple is crowned
46:40but not before their fellow friends and trusted shipmates air out all of their dirty laundry
46:46nothing's private here
46:47I will have sex when I am ready to have sex
46:50I don't think I home-wrecked anything
46:51you don't want to speak on that?
46:52I'm not gonna share that
46:53are you gonna wait 45 minutes to tell me?
46:55I just might
46:55I'm not a little blows here
46:56once a cheater, always a cheater
46:58fuck that question
46:59you fucked Lauren and then dumped her in the water
47:02fuck this
47:04only one couple will sail off into the sunset
47:07this will be the most dramatic finale of Love Overboard since, well, ever
47:15welcome to the final Blake ceremony everyone
47:19one
47:20oh no
47:21oh no
47:21oh no
47:33oh no
47:35oh no
47:37Oh my gosh
47:51you
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