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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58You're so hot.
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So...
00:03:02In that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot. I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:57Hey.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:46Oh, I win my heart...
00:07:48Oh, my soul...
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed in the eyes, yeah?
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:05to see you something happened i lost the game i thought i'd never see you again i think it's time
00:08:12we call this what it is and what is this what i think it is is i want to be
00:08:19with you and you want
00:08:21to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god i honestly want that more than anything you're
00:08:28my soul mate i like you so much okay well since we're dating now um i'm ready to send my
00:08:36photo
00:08:37wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:03this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:14okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:21oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:31don't look at me i'm trying not for viable are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like
00:09:35that
00:09:35get out now
00:09:37fine
00:09:39ow damn it
00:09:44come on
00:09:45come on
00:09:45come on
00:09:47come on
00:09:49come on
00:09:53come on
00:10:17you're helping me
00:10:19I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:31got a little boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:34yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:41my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, and um
00:10:54well, the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:58maybe not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:12hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:26Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:41still no response?
00:11:42don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why? you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:55honestly, it's so good, but I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing?
00:12:33what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:37yeah
00:12:51come on
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57stop, delete it, please, delete it
00:12:59strip
00:13:01strip
00:13:01ungef
00:13:10oh, my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:19oh, my god
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Ben, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33Ben, stop!
00:13:34Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:08Hey. You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:31Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:08and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:17but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:55I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:03safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:32Mm-hmm.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you
00:19:06a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:33Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:45I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:59Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:07Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:09Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:33I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:46Got it?
00:20:47Let's go.
00:20:55Uh, thank you.
00:20:58Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice to them.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your years make you fall for her?
00:21:56He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:05You wouldn't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I don't see...
00:22:14How you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:39Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow on the gear, too?
00:22:56I can see why he likes you.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:24I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me, but why did
00:24:09I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident. Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right. Who? Nobody. Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you
00:24:29No, no, you cannot. I look miserable now
00:24:32You need to see me in style
00:24:34Fine if you say so
00:24:36So are we going to prom together?
00:24:39Hell yeah, we are
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh
00:25:05You
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:33Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:58Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well, I don't know
00:26:02So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:35Maybe try something new
00:26:36Mm-mm
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:50That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:15You know
00:27:16We can do more if we want
00:27:22You know
00:27:32Hey, mate. I've been on the back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know which I want you.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God. How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're all good.
00:28:11Great.
00:28:11Nice.
00:28:18Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax. I'm not dead.
00:28:30Wait. Car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:55Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:09According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't do this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:14Wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:25Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:55A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you got to say?
00:29:58Get out of here, bro.
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:12We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:58I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:15Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:21Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Hey Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:03No, it's cute.
00:32:05The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:29My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:32And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:40Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:53He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:34:01If I message Corcomoly Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:22Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:26Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28Yeah, I'll stay with you.
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:47Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:54You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Hell yeah.
00:35:17Don't put a prom with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just, just don't go, I apologize.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:59Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hayley, look.
00:36:20Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:28And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:36Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:41The other night.
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51Here, I'm talking.
00:36:52Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:01And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:25Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26Stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:35I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Bailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:16The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you, I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28Oh, my God.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:35It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:08Crazy.
00:40:09No, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Scourman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:16Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda on water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:21Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravara...
00:42:04Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:51Morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore.
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i
00:43:22dream about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me
00:43:28guacamole wizard yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:05was that
00:44:05kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:17is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58jane hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school property
00:46:12dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:29what i'm not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:54come on you big coward message him just do it just do it
00:47:01you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got the celine
00:47:45just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hi
00:48:20hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:23no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:43what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:08actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:50:22Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:35It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:44Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:48Wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:02Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:05Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:11Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:15What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:31I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:48Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:50My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:55And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:02Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:09Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:17I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:20I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley.
00:52:40What?
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:58Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:09I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:17So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness knew.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:38I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmund.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks, because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:23Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:25We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:27so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me in your car.
00:55:16Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:21I just need some time alone.
00:55:30Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:34He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I'm sure he'd give you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:56I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:18If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00How do you hoped?
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hurt, man.
00:57:11You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:17Hey, uh...
00:57:18What are those things I said we could do?
00:57:21Where do I go?
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:31I'm so real to you.
00:57:33Just be on me.
00:57:36I'm so real to you.
00:57:39I'm so real to you.
00:57:39I'm so real to you.
00:57:42I'm so real to you.
00:57:44Just be on me.
00:57:50Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56What do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:05I'll, uh...
00:58:06I'll take that as a win.
00:58:12What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman?
00:58:15Mm-hmm.
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:22No, I'll just...
00:58:23I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:26I'll just take a minute now.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um...
00:58:33Same.
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:53I don't want to hear it.
00:58:55Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:25with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:36Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:42Cole, are you here?
00:59:45Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:48I see you, Cole.
00:59:48You are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:15Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:32My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:39I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:46We're in.
01:00:47Dale.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:05Oh, thank you.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:17Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28What did you get?
01:01:29What?
01:01:34Hey, uh...
01:01:35Most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:01:57Pervy princess.
01:02:02Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:16If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:19I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:22Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:32You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit.
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:55You can't do that.
01:02:56I'm the principal.
01:02:57So, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no winter chick.
01:03:10You lied to me.
01:03:17Haley, catch.
01:03:24Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:31Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:38humor.
01:03:39Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:56Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:03Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy pride.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:32I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:37It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:41I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:43I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:48Hey.
01:04:48Oh, my God.
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