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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:03Ah!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:08Showtime.
00:06:11Ah!
00:06:17Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24So, we meet again.
00:06:25Ah!
00:06:28Ah!
00:06:28I guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking. It was her friend.
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:53Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer. Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist. I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:31See a little flicker right here?
00:07:33Yes, perfect.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:43You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best. I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:04I hate parties. You know this.
00:08:05Oh, come on. It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen. I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:12How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is someone here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming. Tell me what to say.
00:08:33Ray.
00:08:34I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now!
00:08:53I am so sorry. I didn't mean to.
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:02Lisa, a word.
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job.
00:09:10Sorry. It wasn't my fault.
00:09:12Heidi.
00:09:13I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:17Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29She's quiet. She speaks in riddles.
00:09:31She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:34Like a sexy alien.
00:09:37That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring. I'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus,
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:52Thanks.
00:09:52I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:02I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa. What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:14I'm sorry. That was a bad joke.
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:24Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well, you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:17I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please, respect the personal space, okay?
00:11:26Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle, just fucking stop, okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything.
00:11:35I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana right now.
00:11:41Yes, dad!
00:11:42Ah!
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight.
00:11:53And it's all your fault.
00:11:54Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56As if!
00:11:57You're not a date doctor.
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:02Not at my company.
00:12:04No, I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:08She needs me.
00:12:09Please.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:18Thank you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:18Don't thank me!
00:12:20Go get me, my man.
00:12:29Nice pool.
00:12:30Tell me all about LA.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom.
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days.
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA, but...
00:12:42The good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up.
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life.
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:49Speaking of.
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile.
00:12:52You already have matches.
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you.
00:12:58Maybe too sexy.
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while, but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker.
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire was really a spinster in training from rural
00:13:14Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out.
00:13:18I have to get to work.
00:13:19I don't know.
00:13:36Maybe.
00:13:39Maybe.
00:13:45This is hopeless.
00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything that could help Miss Van Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed.
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me.
00:14:10Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:23Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:50Think, Lisa, you're a writer.
00:14:52You know about books.
00:14:54Wait, I know.
00:14:56Withering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie.
00:14:59It does make me cry.
00:15:01Withering Heights?
00:15:01Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:06It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:25Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:30You can admit you like me.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:39I'm a fan.
00:15:40I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out, so I was just rereading
00:15:45your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:49you've read my book ten times i'm a writer too miss von clinton's my publisher so i've heard
00:16:01funny seeing you here aren't you supposed to be a recluse whoever said that
00:16:06obviously spends no time in the library because i'm here all the time
00:16:10i love the smell of old books what are you checking out that's actually this new author
00:16:17um have you heard of heidi brushfire but how i googled it i'm not stalking you i promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:36here we go
00:16:39oh yes i can't wait to read this could you take a picture of us i'm a big fan of
00:16:46your
00:16:47christmas brushfire oh okay thank you
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in indiana
00:17:04back to wuthering heights not to brag but i happen to own a first edition
00:17:10come find my place sometime and check it out your place oh um how about tomorrow
00:17:32hi miss von clint hi poopoo
00:17:41so cute where have you been and why am i not mrs mk roth yet funnily enough i just ran
00:17:50into max at the library
00:17:55did he say anything about the other night tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up that could be good
00:18:03actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you what did i tell you about snaking my man
00:18:11back your bags you're out of here
00:18:14oh wait wait let me explain
00:18:19you're right max is a special case my usual advice won't work
00:18:24i need to get to know him better
00:18:28i'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage i just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:38what do you think poopoo
00:18:40should we trust her
00:18:44i leave for new york this week
00:18:46if you don't have results by the time that i'm back
00:18:49you're out of a job and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it
00:19:00since the divorce every moment was pain
00:19:04james felt like prometheus tortured by the gods
00:19:07but instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:10they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:27who would read this self-pitying garbage
00:19:30i've got to snap out of it
00:19:34lisa
00:19:35i almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break i needed
00:19:47hi max
00:19:50it's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:59come in
00:19:59do you want some wine
00:20:00um water's fine
00:20:06don't lose your mind over a man lisa
00:20:08you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe people have been falling in love with katherine and heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:24well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:31i leave for new york this week
00:20:34if you don't have results by the time that i'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it
00:20:44so max
00:20:45seeing anyone lately
00:20:47i'm seeing you
00:20:50right now
00:20:51i mean
00:20:53romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman
00:21:00just look in the mirror
00:21:05you joker
00:21:10is it me or is max coming on stronger than pepe lepew
00:21:14he's supposed to want giselle
00:21:15i've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21forgive me emily bronte
00:21:30lisa
00:21:30it's a fifty thousand dollar book
00:21:33fifty thousand dollars
00:21:36oh no
00:21:37i went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:46there's no damage
00:21:49luckily
00:21:50i'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:00so when's the new book coming out
00:22:03as soon as i finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet i thought
00:22:06the subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:12my divorce
00:22:14i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures i don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21anyway i'll finish the book i just can't find the ending
00:22:23when i have writer's block i usually try to talk it out with someone
00:22:26usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30thanks lisa but i don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:36sorry stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40i can write an ending
00:22:42i just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me i should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:01and getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:03any time
00:23:16later
00:23:25as i left the house max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:31i couldn't help wondering if i'd ever see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37i guess i could maybe do something about that
00:23:49i need more info to work with before miss von klimpt gets back
00:23:52but how do i ask max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:04that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me over today
00:24:08i'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:16what am i thinking max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did i ask him to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:26no no no no no no no he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39i really needed this
00:24:42i got the big house you know but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47i mean i'm sure it's cool with miss von klimpt
00:24:50it's her house
00:25:04oh still at it i see
00:25:09sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking i can't put it down
00:25:24it's like the sexiest book i've ever read
00:25:26hey where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent actually
00:25:37i find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41i was an ugly duckling
00:25:43it was easier making my characters fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50well lisa
00:25:52you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:55i think you should come out of your shell
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book
00:26:04yeah one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12i'll think about it
00:26:14hey can you get my back for me
00:26:27be cool lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back
00:26:31think of miss von klimpt
00:26:50so max i was wondering
00:26:53the love interest in your last novel
00:26:56is she based on your ex
00:27:04shoot
00:27:04i said the wrong thing
00:27:06jesus lisa you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah i guess what i don't post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:19yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:26very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:30it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body
00:27:35because all i do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing
00:27:42can i ask what happened
00:27:43i thought she was my
00:27:46pixie
00:27:48manic
00:27:49dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:54she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type a
00:27:58workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money
00:28:03sounds like miss von klimpt
00:28:04is that your type
00:28:07it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15i'm an introvert
00:28:16you know
00:28:18i would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:21than
00:28:22some random
00:28:23l.a party
00:28:25if i decide to remarry
00:28:27if i decide to remarry
00:28:28it's gonna be someone who's like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:44what's wrong lisa
00:28:45i'm getting hot
00:28:46are you thirsty
00:28:47i am so thirsty
00:29:10you okay
00:29:11you okay
00:29:12worry about that
00:29:13yeah that was an answer
00:29:14hey
00:29:16that's so mean
00:29:30i'm so mean
00:29:37i'm pruning
00:29:39you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:30:00jeez
00:30:00is she psychic or something
00:30:04miss von klimpt
00:30:05hi
00:30:06any updates on max
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waving to
00:30:17i just invited a friend over to swim
00:30:19a fuck party
00:30:21show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:26me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:29i had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:31what's happening with max
00:30:33i'm getting plenty of material
00:30:36music to my ears
00:30:38poopoo's too
00:30:40i have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract all settled with tony
00:30:45and we are signing max to emu publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:49i'll talk to you about it more when i see you
00:30:51poopoo's got a poopoo
00:31:00how about some dinner tonight
00:31:02in a little spot by the beach
00:31:04i don't normally go out but
00:31:07this might feel special
00:31:09if you ruin this for miss von klimpt your writing career is done for
00:31:13what do you say
00:31:20giselle's contract just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe i should read it myself
00:31:25come on
00:31:27you don't trust me
00:31:27okay
00:31:30but
00:31:30make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some hollywood cash grab franchise
00:31:35okay
00:31:36hey
00:31:36you're the boss boss
00:31:43max peddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day
00:31:48if i didn't know better
00:31:50i'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54lisa
00:31:56sorry about that i had a business call
00:31:59what are you writing
00:32:03max stop
00:32:04is this your diary
00:32:06oh no max has my journal
00:32:08how could it be so stupid
00:32:18on second thought
00:32:21i would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:27you never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:37have you felt inspired lately
00:32:39yes i have
00:32:40maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:43it's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:49weirdo
00:32:50max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:54it gets lonely
00:33:00thank you
00:33:07what's wrong
00:33:08that food's amazing
00:33:10can i ask you a favor
00:33:13would you be willing to read my manuscript
00:33:16maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:21me
00:33:24i'm signing to emu publishing
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:30and you know my work
00:33:32and you know that i'm struggling with this
00:33:36i trust you lisa
00:33:38you
00:33:40trust me
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should i not
00:33:46you may not trust me if you know that i'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:52i'd be honored to read it max
00:33:55thanks
00:34:00it would mean a lot to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:10we can print it at the library
00:34:15stop by my place to read it
00:34:18in your place
00:34:19that's okay isn't it
00:34:21he can't really be trying to sleep with me right
00:34:24he just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:26because if he does have other ideas
00:34:28i'm not sure i'll be able to control myself
00:34:35check please
00:34:35check please
00:34:36check please
00:35:00careful
00:35:00clumsy girl
00:35:03i'm only clumsy around you
00:35:05is that right
00:35:06please
00:35:07do not share this with anyone
00:35:10the only people i want reading it are you and me
00:35:14okay
00:35:15thank you for trusting me
00:35:23you make it easy
00:35:25max
00:35:27they can't meet you
00:35:33oh my god max
00:35:35oh my god max
00:35:52oh
00:35:58oh
00:36:01oh my god max
00:36:04oh my god max
00:36:22Lisa, I want you, you want me to see him.
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh my gosh.
00:37:38Oh my gosh!
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max!
00:37:42Miss Von Klimt will murder me!
00:37:51Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:00Lisa?
00:38:02What are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look.
00:38:07We don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:45Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:09She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:09Shh.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver
00:39:21mimosas.
00:39:22Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Nice.
00:39:47Ah.
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:01Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:28You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:03Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see.
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:35I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're off to the quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ah-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:08Well, that should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:21We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:42I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:05But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:53Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:45:21Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:47To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:53Lisa, do you think you'll find love again or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:15I mean, James.
00:46:18You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:25Max!
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:29Oh, my God.
00:46:30Giselle's home.
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:40Because you're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:58Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:29Bye.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going-out girl.
00:47:56I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:00You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:09Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:26Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:50I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night, and good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Leslie?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:15Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:24I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car's gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56No.
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:33Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max, be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:54I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:02Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:15Shh.
00:52:37That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:28As long as you want.
00:53:36I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy, because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:56Let me think about it, alright?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:56Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:54:59About me.
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know?
00:55:09I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth, or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt,
00:55:29and that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max...
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:46We are done.
00:55:46Get out, Lisa.
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed,
00:55:53you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:04I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can explain.
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you.
00:57:04If you leave right now,
00:57:06you can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:12Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it!
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:26I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:31Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:37Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, though.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:05So.
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me
00:58:11for her next romance novel.
00:58:15I found her journal.
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry
00:58:26No, Lisa's always been like this
00:58:30She's a succubus
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better
00:58:49But I do know something that might distract you
00:59:16I have just returned from a visit to my landlord
00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with
00:59:24This is certainly a beautiful country
00:59:30In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36So completely removed from the stir of society
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, Mom
01:00:13PJs are my uniform
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, Mom
01:00:30Just leave me alone, please
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree
01:00:45Tops Times Best Seller List
01:00:47Congratulations, Max
01:00:52Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max
01:01:14I'm just glad that people like it
01:01:16Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:20Now, you might win the National Book Award
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately
01:01:29Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up
01:01:37I went to the doctor today
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:48M-hmm
01:01:48But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection
01:01:51Accidents happen
01:01:52Right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth
01:02:01So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max
01:02:07I love you
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do
01:02:24I will support it
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the Werewolf King
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks
01:02:38Their days were filled with long talks
01:02:39Reading, strolls around the castle
01:02:41Their nights with passionate lovemaking
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart
01:02:51This is torture
01:02:54Not now, Mom
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:03:00Thanks, Mom
01:03:01You didn't have to
01:03:02Your favorite author
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:06It's in Oprah's book club
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it
01:03:12I just didn't have the time
01:03:14I just didn't have the time
01:03:15Thanks, Mom
01:03:40As James perused the library
01:03:42He saw a young woman in glasses
01:03:43Crying over Wuthering Heights
01:03:47She felt his presence
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56James had lost the game of love
01:03:58But that didn't mean he never went again
01:04:02A happy ending
01:04:05He took my note
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12Millionaire author M.K. Roth
01:04:13Tewed, CEO of EMU Publishing
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:26Yes
01:04:27Yes
01:04:28Yes
01:04:29Yes
01:04:43All this scheming around
01:04:45Got me so horny for you
01:04:53By this time next week
01:04:56We're gonna be rich
01:04:57Because of that brilliant contract
01:04:59He made
01:05:08Once you guys get married
01:05:10The book rights transferred to you
01:05:12The royalties alone are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:15Then we'll take Max to Hollywood
01:05:18Whether he likes it or not
01:05:19The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree
01:05:23We're not a trilogy
01:05:24Yeah
01:05:25A TV show
01:05:26Crypto
01:05:27Video games
01:05:27The possibilities are endless
01:05:29We just have to keep our secret a little longer
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible
01:05:35Good
01:05:37I hate sneaking around
01:05:38It would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for
01:05:44What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:55You are so bad
01:06:06What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:08Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt
01:06:23And he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:26Sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A. she'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves
01:06:35Maybe a lot more
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company
01:06:41You were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:43With a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45And somehow you still became a big author
01:06:48You could take that Barbie any day of the week
01:06:51But Max dumped me
01:06:54What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him
01:06:59Brave
01:07:00Like Shihara, the elf princess
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:07You're a badass bitch
01:07:10You're right
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes you can
01:07:26Hey
01:07:27You look great pal
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer
01:07:53Hey
01:07:55Men would kill to be what you're saying
01:07:57You know that
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:19Netflix call
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:33I'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals
01:08:39I'm sorry
01:08:40I just got excited
01:08:41We'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:53I made it
01:08:55Thank God for book talk
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:58No, she ruined everything
01:09:02Tony, hi
01:09:03Yeah
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy
01:09:05But I really need to talk to Max
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa
01:09:08So
01:09:09Yeah
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here
01:09:12Okay
01:09:12He doesn't want to see you
01:09:13He and Giselle are very happy
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him
01:09:20You are crazy
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person
01:09:22Alright, go back to the loony bin
01:09:24Now
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope
01:09:29Come on
01:09:29Let's go
01:09:31Wait
01:09:33You're in on this too
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you
01:09:47What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry
01:09:51Lisa
01:09:51Hey
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt
01:10:02Think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06You know what I can do to you
01:10:08Easy, Giselle
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max
01:10:13She is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:17Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:20Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa
01:10:22Stand up for yourself
01:10:24It's now or never
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:41At least not one I planned on
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt
01:10:46So
01:10:48What happened between us was fake
01:10:50No
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me
01:10:58Of course, Max
01:11:01And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you
01:11:04But I don't think she's marrying you for the right reasons
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11Somebody call the police
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15Max
01:11:17Please believe me
01:11:19I love you
01:11:21Don't marry her
01:11:22LAPD
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic
01:11:25Trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here
01:11:29Right
01:11:30Answer me this
01:11:31Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:49By adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53She marries you
01:11:55She controls everything
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other
01:11:59For years
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:06Giselle needed money
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too
01:12:10But honestly
01:12:11I didn't care about that
01:12:13All I wanted was her
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18You fucked us!
01:12:20I love you!
01:12:21And the baby!
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25It's safe to say
01:12:26This wedding is over
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds
01:12:30In court
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me
01:12:40I was a mess
01:12:41After our fight
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52You are finished!
01:12:53Lisa!
01:12:54I am cancelling our contract
01:12:55And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash!
01:13:10You!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby!
01:13:14Baby!
01:13:14Get up!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26You just have to trust me
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa
01:13:47Happy to present the author
01:13:49Formally known as Heidi Brushfire
01:13:52Reading from her first novel
01:13:54Under her real name
01:13:55Which has already topped
01:13:57The New York Times bestseller list
01:13:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01Lisa Brown
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJ's
01:14:13Writing a sex scene
01:14:14Between a werewolf king
01:14:15And an elven princess
01:14:17When the phone rang
01:14:18Little did I know
01:14:20My life was about to change forever
01:14:30I love the book
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish
01:14:33Under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36Some of you might know
01:14:37MK Roth
01:14:39Aww
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company
01:14:43After some bad industry experiences
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year
01:14:52So you didn't write the new elven lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks
01:14:57The Heidi Brushfire name
01:14:59Belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00I heard the CEO writes the books herself now
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time
01:15:04Now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08I have a question
01:15:09When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14All about how you met
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually
01:15:21I can answer that
01:15:31I've never really been a public person
01:15:33But Lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39Speaking of which
01:15:47Miss Brown
01:15:49Will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes
01:15:55Yes
01:15:55Yes
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