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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to-
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50Whoa!
00:03:58No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry.
00:04:08Your fit Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per-hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour.
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Ooh.
00:06:46I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Let's go to that one.
00:08:16No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:55Oh, so I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:11No.
00:09:11No, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:10Great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:30Here.
00:10:31This will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:11:45Watch out.
00:11:48Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight
00:12:38or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:05I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:41It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02There they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:05Aw!
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07So much you made it.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Mommy.
00:18:26Sorry.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:03Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:10Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William hit her?
00:19:20Mom and Dad have taken her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch!
00:19:56You just ruined my suit!
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house!
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:37Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55What's that?
00:20:57You need a breath, man.
00:21:01Hey, that's it!
00:21:01I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:28Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:00Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play along.
00:22:21Oh.
00:22:23Very Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:31I...
00:22:32I...
00:22:32Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:44Oh, that William.
00:22:46What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys.
00:23:39Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just feels off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:51Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing.
00:26:08And happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45I...
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07That's lousers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55Alright, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is...
00:31:35This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37What?
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Maybe.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so...
00:32:05familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11You're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:40Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Years.
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:58Max...
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's...
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm...
00:34:10Very...
00:34:12Careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And...
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then...
00:34:43Can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot?
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to...
00:35:01Break the contract?
00:35:07What?!
00:35:19The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go!
00:35:27Just a second!
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:41I can see that.
00:35:43Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't...
00:35:46If you don't mind.
00:35:48Well...
00:35:49Atta boy!
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:52Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:01And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:10And to all...
00:36:12A good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:29Because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:55Max...
00:36:58You're...
00:36:59Viper's father.
00:37:06I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:46Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:54Smith family staple.
00:39:06Good?
00:39:06Mmm.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunches.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:48Just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:54Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:18Luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13They're here!
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But...
00:41:33you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But...
00:41:38as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops!
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Ooh!
00:41:54A homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right, you mean a little hack.
00:42:04You little...
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:08Or you will lose yours.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you...
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Look, like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53Alright, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:38three times the price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty
00:44:46maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:55come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're
00:45:02treating us like i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let the stray sit
00:45:09and eat with us better stray than a bitch what was that i just want to have our family together
00:45:18fine we'll stay can i have a little napole it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after
00:45:27like drive-through i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas
00:45:34present no strays oh please are you okay yes please you hit my child you're fucking crazy
00:45:44well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:45:51don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:45:56don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:02piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:09okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call
00:46:12as if you have a chef on speed dial actually i do
00:46:17he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious
00:46:20oh it will be
00:46:25sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:29i'm already on my way
00:46:34bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:37i'm already on my way
00:46:40you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:46now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51max what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way
00:46:56actually five four three two
00:47:02one
00:47:05a helicopter
00:47:13there's no way
00:47:20how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:27boss
00:47:27eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:32eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:46come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending
00:47:52to be my husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this
00:47:58is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending
00:48:04mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:17how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:25who are you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:32wait no hold on you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:40you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:42hmm some of the small ones i mean you know that you work for me
00:48:48oh god i insulted my own boss
00:48:51i'm finished
00:48:57oh god i insulted my own boss
00:49:00i'm finished
00:49:01didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:04pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:06worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:08for tonight
00:49:09your feast ends
00:49:11and with that your career
00:49:13you're fired
00:49:15fired?
00:49:16sam
00:49:21fired? oh god
00:49:22i can't be fired
00:49:24what?
00:49:26mr harrison please
00:49:27you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:29please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:32guys
00:49:33take out the trash
00:49:39and you
00:49:41oh me?
00:49:43mr harrison come on
00:49:45that was a christmas joke
00:49:46a family tradition
00:49:48yeah well
00:49:49there's a new family tradition
00:49:50sam
00:49:55will you do me the honors?
00:49:58gladly
00:49:59happy
00:50:02merry christmas aunt mary
00:50:05oh
00:50:07father do something
00:50:09well you kinda deserve that
00:50:11i'm leaving
00:50:13mmm
00:50:14pumpkin my favorite
00:50:20come on sweetie
00:50:22daddy had the scrapped line just for you
00:50:25eat as much as you want
00:50:26thanks daddy
00:50:30i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:32i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:34honestly
00:50:36this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:38well if you want we can have many more
00:50:40just like this
00:50:42does he really mean that?
00:50:44or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46i can't tell
00:50:47and that terrifies me
00:50:53merry christmas mrs harrison
00:50:55i brought you a gift
00:50:56here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:03oh
00:51:04oh this is wonderful
00:51:07sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:10tell me everything
00:51:11miss eva smith
00:51:12single mother
00:51:13small town gal
00:51:14didn't finish high school
00:51:16currently works in retail
00:51:17oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:21a high school dropout
00:51:22in the harrison family
00:51:25not a chance
00:51:30she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33maximus seems to like her
00:51:35silence
00:51:35get me the address where she works
00:51:37it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:39that's nice
00:51:40we own that one
00:51:42good work
00:51:43but take off that stupid hat
00:51:55welcome
00:51:56thanks
00:51:56so your dad insisted
00:51:58that i try this wine
00:51:59that he's been saving
00:52:00for 20 years
00:52:02sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:04and how about you?
00:52:10me?
00:52:11yeah
00:52:13are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18eva
00:52:29that birthmark
00:52:30that birthmark
00:52:30family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:35you know?
00:52:37maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:39so much we're not telling each other
00:52:42uh...
00:52:42no feelings, no complications
00:52:44that's what we agreed upon
00:52:45yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:52:48max
00:52:49yeah i guess you're right
00:52:52it's cold
00:52:54maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58max
00:53:00i need to tell you something
00:53:04something important
00:53:05what's gotten into her?
00:53:07is she hiding something?
00:53:09just the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:12i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17piper is
00:53:20piper is
00:53:21mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:24sweetie
00:53:25oh my gosh
00:53:26so swollen
00:53:27must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29listen, you stay here with daddy, mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35come on piper
00:53:39okay, let me see
00:53:43i promise
00:53:44i won't let anyone
00:53:46hurt you or mommy again
00:53:47but that's not true
00:53:48you're leaving after christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53uh...
00:53:53daddy!
00:53:54no!
00:54:02don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:04what happened?
00:54:07well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:10well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:12really?
00:54:13please stay daddy
00:54:18you think you will scar?
00:54:21hmm
00:54:24i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25scars make you look like a badass
00:54:26i have one too
00:54:29dad
00:54:31i got that when i was about your age
00:54:32some punk came at me with a
00:54:35switchblade
00:54:35really? no way
00:54:37no, it was actually a cactus
00:54:40but it's still cool
00:54:43i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49piper
00:54:49how long have you had that?
00:54:51my mom said i had that when i was born
00:54:58and how old are you?
00:55:00six
00:55:01six? that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04okay i found the first date kit
00:55:07ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11what do i even say?
00:55:12and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:15sorry honey
00:55:15this man's your dad
00:55:16and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:19um
00:55:21yeah
00:55:23can i see your hand sweetie?
00:55:26eva
00:55:30okay, look
00:55:34piper is
00:55:40go on
00:55:47ah, must be an emergency
00:55:50excuse me
00:55:51sorry, i'm gonna take this
00:55:59mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01yeah
00:56:03mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13i'm telling you max
00:56:14that woman is manipulating you
00:56:16she's a high school dropout
00:56:18doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23i'm eva's husband
00:56:24max, that man has no idea
00:56:28what a treasure
00:56:29he's missing out on
00:56:33i'm sorry max
00:56:35you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:37your mother would take her away
00:56:39after christmas
00:56:39it's over
00:56:43eva?
00:56:44maximus?
00:56:45are you even listening to me?
00:56:48no, mom, mom, listen
00:56:49i'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50eva's my wife
00:56:51and i've made up my mind
00:56:52i'm not leaving her
00:56:55eva?
00:57:00eva?
00:57:01thank you, i need that
00:57:03haha
00:57:05aw, thank you
00:57:06this is for you, grandma
00:57:13oh, wow
00:57:15that's so cool, did you make it?
00:57:17uh, derek, this is from eva and i
00:57:20aw, thank you so much
00:57:23thanks, guys
00:57:23i'll just glide through here
00:57:26god
00:57:27wow
00:57:29damn, these are nice
00:57:30grandpa
00:57:32language
00:57:32little ears
00:57:38piper
00:57:39do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:41it's in the other room by the train set
00:57:42here, i'll go with you
00:57:43remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45ready, ready?
00:57:46grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48what we got, guys?
00:57:49walking home from our house
00:57:51christmas egg
00:57:55you never told me
00:57:59have we met before?
00:58:04have we met before?
00:58:07she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15eva, i have the same birthmark
00:58:17as piper
00:58:26i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29they're very common
00:58:29i feel so awful
00:58:31but i can't lose my child
00:58:33no matter how i feel about him
00:58:37maybe
00:58:40are you okay?
00:58:43are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47no
00:58:48i'm fine
00:58:50um
00:58:51oh, i almost forgot
00:58:55i got you this
00:58:57you got me a gift too?
00:58:58tis the season
00:59:00open it
00:59:13gloves
00:59:15did you make these?
00:59:17yeah
00:59:18i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20but
00:59:20that's christmas
00:59:22you've already done so much for me
00:59:24i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:28how did i feel?
00:59:30warm, right?
00:59:31yeah
00:59:33warm
00:59:35soft
00:59:38perfect
00:59:42thank you eva
00:59:44i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48really?
00:59:50yeah, my mom
00:59:51she partied all the time
00:59:52and
00:59:53i got gifts
00:59:55plenty of them
00:59:55but
00:59:57i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:00nothing
01:00:01personal
01:00:03well, you deserve it
01:00:05you're a good guy
01:00:07and
01:00:08someday you'll
01:00:09find
01:00:10someone special
01:00:11to
01:00:11spend all your christmases with
01:00:14what if that day's today?
01:00:19what if i already found someone special?
01:00:23right here
01:00:24right here
01:00:48thanks
01:00:49we can't
01:00:51if you want me to stop
01:00:52you better tell me right now
01:00:59come on
01:01:00i don't want you to stop
01:01:02con
01:01:03come on
01:01:03come on
01:01:03come on
01:01:03come on
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:25I don't want you.
01:01:34Oh god, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:52She can't see me.
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:14Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:47You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night,
01:05:03I let my card down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper.
01:06:08Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38Alright, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:43I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up.
01:06:59Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:14I love you.
01:07:19I love you.
01:07:21I love you.
01:07:22I love you.
01:07:22I love you.
01:07:22I love you.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, are you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile.
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:58I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:08I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:29No, I'm not.
01:08:32You-
01:08:33You-
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:33I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband.
01:08:39And I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:45What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02I love him.
01:09:04I'm a husband.
01:09:04I love you.
01:09:13I love you.
01:09:28But now you're here.
01:09:30shoes. Ignore her. She's just grumpy over the holidays. Here, let me help you. She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed. She's just doing her job. How do they feel? Well, I love the style.
01:10:00It's too small. I think I need a size up. Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away. I'll be right back. She's not only kind, she's patient. Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on? Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil. Oh, come on, St. Eva. She's in a wheelchair. Who cares? It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission. I'm not doing that, Vanessa. See, this is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke. I don't care if she can walk or not. I'm not selling her
01:11:13joke.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this? People who insult her all day? I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken. Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:24Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:01You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You, out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:19I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No, don't worry.
01:13:24You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment.
01:13:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva.
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you talking...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:45And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:14:49You were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:03Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:58Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:56Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:42I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's.
01:18:46That woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva.
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:01Daddy.
01:19:03Daddy.
01:19:04Piper.
01:19:07I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:31I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama.
01:19:54Mama.
01:19:57I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:00But you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:20:58Hi.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
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