00:05Ladies and gentlemen, the class valedictorian of 2026, Angelito Di Pinagpala!
00:20Congratulations, Angelito!
00:22Pero hindi ikaw ang bida ng kwentong ito.
00:25Dahil ang totoong bida ng kwentong ito is this guy.
00:30Si Michael D. Pinagpala.
00:33O mas kilala sa tawag ng mikoy?
00:37Upuhan na kayo, dami ko.
00:40Cheers!
00:46Ang pag-asa ng mga pinagpala!
00:49Cheers!
00:52Ang pinagpala sa lahat ng pinagpala!
00:56Cheers!
00:57Ang mag-aahod ng pamilya namin!
01:03Cheers!
01:05Cheers!
01:07At magtataas ng bandina ng pamilyang pinagpala!
01:14Cheers!
01:16At magbabago ng bulok at iuling sistema ng ating gobyerno!
01:23Cheers!
01:26Ang magpapagmagsak sa nagaharing uri!
01:30At magpapakulong sa mga kuragot at mga walang hiyakpuk!
01:33Bukoy!
01:35Pagdagdagdag na gano'n!
01:36Baka ma-redtag yung kapatid mo!
01:39Basta, sa araw na ito, we will celebrate.
01:44Para sa pinakamahal kong kapatid, ito ang pangako ko.
01:50Ang halito, lahat gagawin ko.
01:54Lahat isa sakripisyo ko.
01:56Matupad lang ang pangarap mo.
02:01Dahil ang katuparan ng pangarap ng aking kapatid,
02:05ay katuparan ng pangarap ng ating buong pamilya!
02:10Cheers!
02:19Tignan mo si nanay at tatay.
02:22Sweet na sweet na sweet pa rin.
02:26Bala pang sundan tayong dalaw eh, no?
02:28Pero alam mo, Kuya?
02:31Yan ang dapat mong pangarapin, katulad ni Mama.
02:35Katulad ni Mama na ano?
02:38Na makakasama mo sa buhay.
02:42Mamahalin mo.
02:44Mamahalin ka, nung walang kondisyon.
02:49Hindi ka na rin naman bata.
02:51Kailangan mo na mag-settle down, no?
02:54Sige ka, pag ikaw, dumanda ka mag-isa,
02:57ayaw ko na lang sa'yo.
02:58Wow, ah.
02:58Ang mga pagsalita ka, parang ipakuwi sa ating dalawa.
03:01Hmm.
03:03Tsaka wala pa yun sa isip ko, no?
03:05Love-love na yan.
03:07Sus.
03:08Ang nasa isip ko lang,
03:10ay makapagtapos ka ng pag-aaral mo.
03:13Kuya, naisip ko nga.
03:18Tignan mo kailangan mag-aaral sa PU?
03:20At ngayon, manunood tayo ng flashback.
03:23Flashback, pasok.
03:29Yes! Yes! Yes!
03:31Yes! Yes! Yes!
03:33Woohoo!
03:35Yes! Yes!
03:36Ano yan?
03:37Ano yan?
03:41Pakuha ng scholarship sa Maynina.
03:43Ito na ang simula ng pagiging big-time ni Kuya.
03:47Scholarship!
03:49No, di ka tala ng Uya!
03:51Kailangan gawan mo ito ng paraan.
03:53Kailangan bawihin mo ang pera natin.
03:55Tess, panangkay mo ba?
03:56Ayoko mapawi ang pera natin.
03:58Tinakbohan tayo ng mga scammer na yun.
04:00Eh, paano yung turtahan natin?
04:02Paano itong bahay natin?
04:04That was the moment na kailangan niyang isantabi muna
04:07ang kanyang pangarap.
04:08That was the moment na kailangan niya
04:10maging katuwang ng sariling pamilya.
04:20Hindi na rin kasi biro mag-aaral sa Maynila ngayon.
04:33Kuya Anghilito, hindi ka tutulad sa akin, ha?
04:37Itutuloy mo yung pagpunta sa Maynila.
04:41Huwag mong palalampas ang pagkakato
04:43na magkaroon ng magandang buhay.
04:46By hook or by crook,
04:48magtatapos ka ng kolehyo.
04:52Ako nang bahala.
04:55Ako nagagawa ng paraan.
04:58Ayun, tignan mo naman ang kulay dito.
05:01O naman, Angge, palisan mo naman.
05:03O, ayun.
05:05Angge.
05:06O, Fe, lagyan mo na ng tag ito.
05:10O, nasa na yung kay Kapitan?
05:13O, ayun yung isa.
05:14Ando na?
05:15Okay, good, good, good.
05:16Mikoy!
05:18Mikoy!
05:20Anak!
05:22Mikoy!
05:23Malika na, pakidala muna ito,
05:24pakideliver na.
05:25Okay, Kapitan, saan ito man na, ha?
05:28Oh, my nanay!
05:30Sige na, deliver muna ito.
05:32Ingat-ingat.
05:33Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
05:34Kaya, ha?
05:36Aba, walang hangover, ha?
05:38Pinatan na ito.
05:39Ayun, ha?
05:45Fe, tag mo lahat mo, ha?
05:47Tai!
05:47Hipp!
05:48Biyaki ka na?
05:49Boom!
05:49One, two, three!
05:51Oh, tai.
05:52Oh, tai.
05:53Okay, boom, boom, boom, boom.
05:55Boom!
05:55Ha, ha?
05:56Ha, ha?
05:56Ha, ha?
05:57Ha, ha?
05:58Ha, ha?
05:58Ha, ha?
05:59Ha, ha?
06:00Ha, ha?
06:01Ha, ha?
06:04Ha, ha?
06:20Ha, ha?
06:51Manalo sa loto!
07:30Anak ng pusa naman, oh!
07:36O, Pangatlo?
07:44Anak ng pusa naman, oh!
07:48O, Pangatlo, ang mga ibang bayan at magtrabaho abroad.
08:05The same option na tinik ng milyon-milyon nating mga kababaya
08:10ang maghanap ng mas maayos na trabaho abroad.
08:15Ang mga ibang bayan, ang mga ibang bansa para sa ekonomiya.
08:21Hello? Jacob!
08:23Yes! Yes, I'm on the way already!
08:26Yes! No, no, no! Don't worry! I will not be late!
08:30Parsley? What parsley?
08:32No, I'm just joking! Of course I have the parsley!
08:36Yeah, from Ivana! Remember?
08:39Yes, yes! Don't worry! I'm already here at the Charles Grinch!
08:43Yes! I'll be there in a very short while, okay?
08:46I'll see you soon! Bye-bye!
08:48Okay!
08:52Alright! Here's your order, madam!
08:59Yes, ma'am! You need anything, pot?
09:03Yes! You don't speak Czech!
09:06You don't speak really!
09:08I'm so sorry, pot. I don't understand. I don't speak French.
09:13I mean Czech.
09:15I mean Czech.
09:17And can you call me someone who can help me with this?
09:20It's a service.
09:21No, I don't like anyone.
09:23That's not.
09:24Excuse me, I'll handle this.
09:27Excuse me, madam.
09:28Excuse me, madam.
09:29I'll tell you, madam.
09:31I'll tell you, madam.
09:31I'll tell you, madam.
09:32I hope you'll be safe with us.
09:34I'll tell you, madam.
09:38I'll tell you.
09:55Okay.
09:55Oh.
09:56The customer, see?
09:58Leave so much money.
09:59Look!
10:00Normally, they didn't give us tips like that, so...
10:03Yeah, maybe she, you know, accidentally left it or forgot.
10:06It would be good to give it to her back.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Okay.
10:10Mikoy, Mikoy!
10:11Maybe she will come back.
10:17Ma'am!
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