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πŸ’–πŸ˜†πŸ‘‰ Awakened By A Kiss - The Pharaoh Is My Roommate Ep - Hot - πŸ”₯πŸ˜πŸ‘
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00:01Just a few more to catalog.
00:04Who's there? This area is restricted.
00:07Restricted? For us? Don't make me laugh.
00:10Look at you, Ella. Still playing with dust and trash.
00:13I'm doing my job, Chloe. Please leave.
00:15You really think you belong here?
00:17You only got this job because Jason feels sorry for his pathetic ex-girlfriend.
00:22That's not true.
00:23Oh, Strictly Professional.
00:25Everyone knows you're just a charity case.
00:27A gold digger who failed.
00:28Let's see how long you keep your job if this breaks.
00:31No, Chloe, don't. That's worth millions.
00:34Then do something for me. See that old thing?
00:38Give him a kiss. A real one.
00:40Do it. Or the vase drops.
00:42Three.
00:44Two.
00:45This is going to be viral. Smile for the camera, loser.
00:49Do it.
00:50Do it.
00:51Do it.
00:54Phew. She actually did it.
00:57Listen to me carefully. Stay away from Jason.
01:00He's mine. You're just history.
01:04Let's go, girls.
01:06It smells like decay in here.
01:17See that old thing?
01:20Give him a kiss. A real one.
01:22Do it. Or the vase drops.
01:24Do it.
01:29Okay. Next is the 18th Dynasty sarcophagus.
01:33Oh, my God. He's gorgeous. Like a movie star.
01:50That body. I kind of want to touch it.
01:52You put some clothes on. Hurry.
01:59Stop. Don't come any closer.
02:06What is he doing? Does he want me?
02:11He's smelling my hair?
02:13Get away from me.
02:15Meow.
02:17My eyes.
02:18Who are you?
02:19Why are you here?
02:20Are you a thief?
02:20I'm calling the police.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25The mummy.
02:26It's gone.
02:27Where did you put the mummy?
02:28What did you do with it?
02:38Magic.
02:39Is this real?
02:41Can I touch it?
02:42Hey.
02:43What are you doing standing there daydreaming?
02:46We're closing up.
02:47Can't you see him?
02:48He's right here.
02:50See who?
02:50Are you crazy?
02:51Get out of here.
02:52I need to lock up.
02:53She can't see him.
02:55Only I can?
03:01Hurry.
03:02Hurry.
03:06Safe at last.
03:11You.
03:13How did you get in?
03:16Is he a demon here for my soul?
03:18Or am I cursed?
03:20No.
03:21I'm too young to die.
03:23I haven't even slept with a man yet.
03:28But if I have to be taken by a demon, at least he's unbelievably hot.
03:34I am not a demon.
03:37I am not a demon.
04:02You just cursed me.
04:03I awoke here in this strange world.
04:06I don't know the curse's details.
04:08I need to follow you to understand this place.
04:10Great.
04:11Just great.
04:12Fine.
04:12But we need rules.
04:14You sleep on the couch.
04:15The bedroom is mine.
04:17Off limits.
04:18Agreed.
04:19Agreed.
04:20Don't you dare come in.
04:24Good night.
04:25Good night, Ella.
04:26Don't you dare come in.
04:30Good night.
04:31Good night, Ella.
04:33What am I going to do?
04:34He can't just keep crashing at my place, right?
04:48Help!
04:50Help!
04:51Get dressed and get out here right now!
04:57New rule.
04:58You only shower when I am not home.
05:01Understand?
05:03As you wish.
05:08When is this life ever going to end?
05:17Hey!
05:23Well, well.
05:24Look what the cat dragged in.
05:26Still riding this piece of junk, Ella?
05:27It gets me here, Chloe.
05:29Leave me alone.
05:32Seriously, it's embarrassing to even be seen near you.
05:35Oops.
05:36Watch where you're going.
05:39Loser.
05:43Hey!
05:46Oops.
05:48Watch where you're going.
05:51Loser.
05:52Aw, look.
05:54Trash belongs on the ground.
05:58Why do you allow this insolence?
06:01Why not fight back?
06:05It's easier this way.
06:06Less trouble is better than more trouble.
06:09Did you hit your head or something?
06:11What are you looking around for, Ella?
06:14Foolish mortal logic.
06:20Watch out!
06:21Watch out!
06:25My car!
06:27No!
06:31Did...
06:31Did you do that?
06:35A small feat for a pharaoh.
06:47Jason! It's Ella! She cursed me! That Jinx wants to kill me!
06:53No! I didn't do that!
06:55Ella, I know you hate me for breaking up, but if you pull this kind of dirty trick to cause
07:01trouble,
07:01I'll make you disappear from the entire industry.
07:04You won't be able to stay in North America.
07:08This insect dares to threaten my queen?
07:12Shall I cut out his tongue?
07:15No! This is not the Middle Ages! That's illegal!
07:20Illegal? Oh honey, you're so naive.
07:41Jason! If you're trying to get me to forgive you, you don't have to go that far.
07:46I get the gesture.
07:58Oh my god!
08:01Do I have to clean all this up?
08:06With all this stuff, how long does she plan to keep cleaning?
08:18In my era, you are the Wainal Siwan. Just pinions. Even un-glass from them, it's a desolation.
08:24I live in real world. I have to work to earn that paper to survival.
08:30Money? There's enough gold in my tomb to fill the entire Nile. Want me to take you to dig it
08:35up?
08:35Alla! The charity auction gala in three days. Jason specifically wants you on it.
08:42And if you screw it up, do not expect to keep your job here.
08:51If you screw it up, do not expect to keep your job here.
08:56Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's crown jewel is the golden headdress dedicated to his beloved by the
09:02most mysterious pharaoh of Egypt's 18th dynasty, Thumezas. According to research, it is not only as
09:06but also carried stensenyas of mystical power and an immortal oath. Absolutely breathtaking.
09:12A priceless artifact. We've invested the highest level of security for this divine artifact.
09:17It symbolizes the ultimate love and power. Tonight, we shall see who will claim it. Let's wait and see.
09:41What?
09:42Oop I love you!
09:46What do you think?
09:48And I'm all in love with your beloved legend.
09:51Ha ha ha!
09:54That was great!
09:55jewelry!
10:00All right, Ella.
10:01Let's see how you get out of this.
10:04Why does Chloe keep staring at me?
10:07We stand today at the threshold.
10:10Oh my god!
10:13The gold headdress is gone!
10:16Oh!
10:23Ella, you shameless thief.
10:25No, I am not a thief.
10:34I didn't do it, Jason.
10:36Ella, this is a serious felony.
10:39If you kneel down in public, admit you stole it out of jealousy of Chloe,
10:43and beg for my forgiveness.
10:46I'll tell the police it was just an accident.
10:49This lying mortal dares to define your dignity with this trash?
10:54Ella, don't be afraid.
10:55Look at those broken pieces.
11:00Ella, you shameless thief.
11:02I didn't do it.
11:03This is a serious felony.
11:04If you kneel down in public, I'll tell the police it was just an accident.
11:10So, have you made up your mind?
11:13Don't threaten me.
11:15What are you doing?
11:25What happened?
11:26That is impossible!
11:30Ella, tell them Chloe swapped it with a fake.
11:33This is the real one that's been sleeping for 3,000 years.
11:36Those shards just now were actually a fake Chloe secretly planted.
11:40This is the real artifact.
11:43Oh!
11:44No!
11:45This is not true!
11:47Ella is lying!
11:49Let me examine it.
11:51This is the real rare treasure.
11:53Those pieces earlier were just modern replicas.
12:01Well done.
12:02You took care of it perfectly.
12:04I'm just doing my duty.
12:06Save the champagne for yourself.
12:07And keep your girlfriend in check.
12:14Ella, you're looking tough today.
12:16But without me, we'd be nowhere in this game.
12:19Who's the guy that gave you the artifact?
12:22Tell me.
12:35Tell this barking dog.
12:37Your future is something he doesn't even have the right to look up to.
12:43Stay away from me.
12:50Come.
12:51We're leaving.
12:56Am I dreaming?
13:00Thanks for having my back.
13:02Why are you being so good to me?
13:04Don't get it twisted.
13:06For now, you're my guide.
13:08Until I understand this world, I won't let anyone lay a finger on what's mine.
13:18What is this pathetic mortal texting?
13:21I miss your scent.
13:23Is he asking to die?
13:28Why did you crush the back glass of my phone?
13:36I saved up so long to buy it.
13:38You'd better stay put for now.
13:40I'm just gonna change.
13:50Are you trying to destroy my place?
13:56I was not gonna pay him any mind right now.
14:07Wait.
14:08I'm gonna take a shower.
14:13I mean, with a handsome face that close, who could possibly resist?
14:20What are you doing?
14:22In ancient Egypt, a pharaoh could inspect his territory at any time.
14:28In ancient Egypt, a pharaoh could inspect his territory at any time.
14:33And besides, your heart is clearly telling me you want to see my...
14:39From now on, you're not allowed in here without my permission!
14:46He's so hot.
14:48Those abs are hard to resist.
14:52Wanna see my abs?
14:53I can come in and show you.
14:56Shut up and go to sleep.
15:03I was up almost all night, so tired.
15:12Hey, do not come any closer.
15:15Why?
15:17Why does she look so tired?
15:22Try this.
15:24It'll wake you up a bit.
15:28Try this.
15:29It'll wake you up a bit.
15:37This coffee tastes different than usual.
15:40What did you put in it?
15:41Hmph.
15:42It is a secret.
15:50Why does Ella look so beautiful today?
15:54You know, Ella.
15:57You've really changed.
15:59What do you mean?
15:59I cannot take my eyes off you.
16:02Jason, this is the office.
16:04If Chloe sees us...
16:06Do not even bring her up.
16:08All she does is shop and complain.
16:10Total money pit.
16:11I kind of miss our college days.
16:13You were so sweet back then.
16:16Take his filthy hands off you, or I will pour this scalding coffee straight down his throat.
16:23Just a few more to catalog.
16:27Who's there?
16:28This area is restricted.
16:30Restricted?
16:30For us?
16:31Don't make me laugh.
16:33Look at you, Ella.
16:34Still playing with dust and trash.
16:36I'm doing my job, Chloe.
16:38Please leave.
16:39You really think you belong here?
16:41You only got this job because Jason feels sorry for his pathetic ex-girlfriend.
16:46That's not true.
16:48Oh, Strictly Professional.
16:49Everyone knows you're just a charity case.
16:52The gold diggers have failed.
16:53Let's see how long you keep your job if this breaks.
16:56No, Chloe, don't.
16:58That's worth millions.
17:00Then do something for me.
17:01See that old thing?
17:04Give him a kiss.
17:05A real one.
17:06Do it.
17:07Or the vase drops.
17:08Three.
17:11Two.
17:12This is going to be viral.
17:14Smile for the camera, loser.
17:16Do it.
17:17Do it.
17:19Do it.
17:22Phew.
17:23She actually did it.
17:26Listen to me carefully.
17:28Stay away from Jason.
17:29He's mine.
17:30You're just history.
17:33Let's go, girls.
17:35It smells like decay in here.
17:48See that old thing?
17:51Give him a kiss.
17:52A real one.
17:53Do it.
17:54Or the vase drops.
17:55Do it.
17:59Do it.
18:01Okay.
18:02Next is the 18th Dynasty sarcophagus.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:21He's gorgeous.
18:22Like a movie star.
18:24That body.
18:25I kind of want to touch it.
18:27You put some clothes on.
18:29Hurry.
18:34Stop.
18:35Don't come any closer.
18:42What is he doing?
18:43Does he want me?
18:47He's smelling my hair?
18:50Get away from me.
18:54My eyes.
18:55Who are you?
18:56Why are you here?
18:57Are you a thief?
18:58I'm calling the police.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:03The mummy.
19:04It's gone.
19:05Where did you put the mummy?
19:07What did you do with it?
19:18Magic.
19:18Is this real?
19:20Can I touch it?
19:22Hey.
19:23What are you doing?
19:24Standing there daydreaming?
19:26We're closing up.
19:28Can't you see him?
19:29He's right here.
19:30See who?
19:31Are you crazy?
19:32Get out of here.
19:33I need to lock up.
19:34She can't see him.
19:36Only I can?
19:43Hurry.
19:44Hurry.
19:45Hurry.
19:49Safe at last.
19:54You.
19:56How did you get in?
19:59Is he a demon here for my soul?
20:02Or am I cursed?
20:04No.
20:05I'm too young to die.
20:07I haven't even slept with a man yet.
20:13But if I have to be taken by a demon, at least he's unbelievably hot.
20:21I am not a demon.
20:23Who said that?
20:24Where is that sound coming from?
20:26It is me.
20:27I am Thutmose, pharaoh of the 18th dynasty.
20:31Wait.
20:31Can you hear everything I'm thinking?
20:34Yes.
20:35Every word.
20:37Since when?
20:38Since you thought I was unbelievably hot.
20:41Ah!
20:42Stop listening!
20:43Why are you following me?
20:45What do you want?
20:47I do not fully remember.
20:49Before my death, an evil sorceress cursed me.
20:52I awoke here, in this strange world.
20:55I don't know the curse's details.
20:57I need to follow you to understand this place.
21:00Great.
21:00Just great.
21:02Fine.
21:02But we need rules.
21:04You sleep on the couch.
21:06The bedroom is mine.
21:07Off limits.
21:09Agreed.
21:10Don't you dare come in.
21:15Good night.
21:16Good night, Ella.
21:17Don't you dare come in.
21:22Good night.
21:23Good night, Ella.
21:25What am I going to do?
21:27He can't just keep crashing at my place, right?
21:43Help!
21:44Help!
21:45Get dressed and get out here right now!
21:52New rule.
21:54You only shower when I am not home.
21:57Understand?
21:58As you wish.
22:04When is this life ever gonna end?
22:13Hey!
22:20Well, well.
22:22Look what the cat dragged in.
22:24Still riding this piece of junk, Ella?
22:26It gets me here, Chloe.
22:28Leave me alone.
22:31Seriously, it's embarrassing to even be seen near you.
22:34Oops.
22:36Watch where you're going.
22:39Loser.
22:43Hey!
22:47Oops.
22:49Watch where you're going.
22:52Loser.
22:53Aw, look.
22:55Trash belongs on the ground.
23:00Why do you allow this insolence?
23:03Why not fight back?
23:07It's easier this way.
23:09Less trouble is better than more trouble.
23:12Did you hit your head or something?
23:14What are you looking around for, Ella?
23:17Foolish mortal logic.
23:24Watch out!
23:26Ah!
23:26Ah!
23:27Oh!
23:30My car!
23:31No!
23:36Did...
23:37Did you do that?
23:41A small feat for a pharaoh.
23:45Jason!
23:46Ah!
23:46Ah!
23:48Ah!
23:52Ah!
23:54Jason!
23:55It's Ella!
23:56She cursed me!
23:57That Jinx wants to kill me!
24:00Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:02Ah!
24:03Ah!
24:04Ah!
24:06Okay!
24:07But if you pull this kind of dirty trick to cause trouble, I'll make you disappear from the
24:12entire industry.
24:14You won't be able to stay in North America.
24:18this insect dares to threaten my queen shall i cut out his tongue
24:24no this is not the middle ages that's illegal illegal oh honey you're so naive
24:54jason if you're trying to get me to forgive you you don't have to go that far
25:00i get the gesture
25:13oh my god
25:17do i have to clean all this up
25:22with all this stuff how long does she plan to keep cleaning
25:35in my era you are the way no si juan just pinions even unglass from them it's a desolation
25:42i live in real world i have to work to earn that paper to survival
25:49money there's enough gold in my tomb to fill the entire nile want me to take you to dig
25:54it up ala the charity auction gala in three days jason specifically wants you on it and if you screw
26:03it up
26:03do not expect to keep your job here
26:12if you screw it up
26:14do not expect to keep your job here
26:18ladies and gentlemen
26:19tonight's crown jewel is the golden headrest dedicated to his beloved by the most mysterious pharaoh of egypt's 18th dynasty
26:26thumazas
26:27according to research it is not only as but also carry its then senyas of mystical power
26:32and an immortal oath
26:33absolutely breathtaking
26:35a priceless artifact
26:36we've invested the highest level of security for this divine artifact
26:40it symbolizes the ultimate love and power
26:43tonight
26:44we shall see who will claim it
26:46let's wait and see
26:59so
27:14what
27:18what
27:20what
27:21what
27:23what
27:23what
27:23what
27:28all right ella let's see how you get out of this why does chloe keep staring at me
27:35we stand today at the threshold oh my god the gold headdress is gone
27:54ala you shameless thief no i am not a thief
28:06i didn't do it jason ala this is a serious felony if you kneel down in public
28:14admit you stole it out of jealousy of chloe and beg for my forgiveness i'll tell the police it was
28:21just an accident this lying mortal dares to define your dignity with this trash
28:28ella don't be afraid look at those broken pieces
28:35ala you shameless thief i didn't do it this is a serious felony if you kneel down in public
28:42i'll tell the police it was just an accident
28:46so have you made up your mind don't threaten me what are you doing
29:02what happened that is impossible
29:09ala tell them chloe swapped it with a fake this is the real one that's been sleeping for three
29:14thousand years those shards just now were actually a fake chloe secretly planted
29:20this is the real artifact oh no this is not true ella is lying
29:29let me examine it this is the real rare treasure those pieces earlier were just modern replicas
29:43well done you took care of it perfectly
29:47i'm just doing my duty save the champagne for yourself
29:50and keep your girlfriend in check
29:57ala you're looking tough today but without me would be nowhere in this game
30:04who's the guy that gave you the artifact tell me
30:09who's the guy that gave you the artifact tell me
30:21tell this barking dog your future is something he doesn't even have the right to look up to
30:30stay away from me
30:37come we're leaving
30:44am i dreaming
30:49thanks for having my back
30:51why are you being so good to me
30:54don't get it twisted for now you're my guide
30:57until i understand this world i won't let anyone lay a finger on what's mine
31:09what is this pathetic mortal texting
31:12i miss your scent is he asking to die
31:25why did you crush the back glass of my phone i saved up so long to buy it
31:31you'd better stay put for now i'm gonna change
31:45are you trying to destroy my place
31:50i was not gonna pay him any mind right now
32:02wait
32:03i'm gonna take a shower
32:10i mean with a handsome face that close who could possibly resist
32:18what are you doing in ancient egypt a pharaoh could inspect his territory at any time
32:27in ancient egypt a pharaoh could inspect his territory at any time
32:32and besides
32:33and besides your heart is clearly telling me you want to see my
32:39from now on you're not allowed in here without my permission
32:47he's so hot those abs are hard to resist
32:52want to see my abs
32:54i can come in and show you shut up and go to sleep
33:05i was up almost all night so tired
33:16hey do not come any closer
33:18why
33:21why does she look so tired
33:27try this
33:29it will wake you up a bit
33:33try this it will wake you up a bit
33:43this coffee tastes different than usual what did you put in it
33:48it is a secret
33:57why does ella look so beautiful today
34:02you know ella
34:05you've really changed
34:07what do you mean
34:08i cannot take my eyes off you
34:11jason this is the office
34:13if chloe sees us
34:16do not even bring her up
34:17all she does is shop and complain total money pit
34:20i kind of miss our college days
34:23you were so sweet back then
34:27take his filthy hands off you
34:29or i will pour this scalding coffee straight down his throat
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