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00:04:07Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful, the delectable, Miss Harmony Star.
00:04:19I'm going to try a new mixture, my darling.
00:04:22How exciting, eh?
00:04:23Oh, touch me, Henry.
00:04:25Touch me.
00:04:34We've got a treat for you now.
00:04:36Oh, yes, we have.
00:04:37You've all heard of the Acid Chicks.
00:04:41Well, tonight, we're proud to welcome to our stage their ass-kicking lead singer, Miss Skye Brannigan,
00:04:49who's come down here tonight for one night only to sing for you, the people of the House of the
00:04:57Golden Lotus.
00:04:58So, without further ado, let's go wild and crazy, and welcome to the stage of one and the only, it's
00:05:08Skye Brannigan!
00:05:10We're here to win!
00:05:12We're here to win!
00:05:45I'm living in a horror show and life's not a test. Being stopped through the night by a mystery guest.
00:05:53So don't turn around in the dead of the night. A stranger stands there and he's ready to bite.
00:06:30And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to welcome Purple the Clown, the world's greatest knife thrower.
00:06:41Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Purple the Clown. And tonight I will be throwing knives at her.
00:06:50And hopefully not hitting her. But if I do, I don't give a shit. So Zeus, let's have some knives,
00:06:57please.
00:07:04Hey, come on!
00:07:12Purple the Clown there, ladies and gentlemen. And his glamorous assistant, the wonderful Miss Harmony Star.
00:07:19And of course, the mighty Zeus. Heaven only knows what they're getting up to right now.
00:07:26Oh!
00:07:26I'm out.
00:07:55Hi, Red.
00:07:56Where are you?
00:07:57Hello, Daddy.
00:07:58I'm in the farmhouse.
00:08:00Could you bring me down another girl in the morning, please?
00:08:03No problem, Daddy.
00:08:04I'll bring one down around nine o'clock, okay?
00:08:07Yes.
00:08:07That'll be fine, my dear.
00:08:15Have you got something for me, Henry?
00:08:19Yes, brother.
00:08:20A young, pretty girl for you to play with.
00:08:23Just for a while, though.
00:08:25Is she fresh?
00:08:27Oh, yes.
00:08:28Very fresh.
00:08:41Remember, guys, we're doing that TV show in the morning.
00:08:44So no partying hard tonight.
00:08:46We've been picked up at nine.
00:08:48What TV show?
00:08:49Rourke TV.
00:08:51Presented by the gorgeous Tycho Xander.
00:08:53What station is that on?
00:08:55It's an internet thing.
00:08:56Internet?
00:08:57What's the fucking point of that?
00:08:59It's really popular.
00:09:01Yeah, dozens watch it, eh?
00:09:03My sister and all her friends watch it.
00:09:05Fucking must be good then, eh?
00:09:06It's really big, Sid.
00:09:08Don't call me Sid, you fucker.
00:09:10Why not?
00:09:11That's your name.
00:09:11It's not as fucking Pervo.
00:09:13Alright, chill out.
00:09:14You're right, I'm wrong.
00:09:16Your name's not Sid.
00:09:18It's Sidney.
00:09:19Fuck off.
00:09:20Or what?
00:09:21I'll fucking piss on you in your bed.
00:09:23Yeah, well, I'll wipe me shit in your hair.
00:09:25So what?
00:09:27Ah, you wouldn't be bothered, would you?
00:09:28I wouldn't give a shit, mate.
00:09:29Anyway, look, it's a big show.
00:09:32There's girls with breasts and everything.
00:09:35Hot chicks.
00:09:37You haven't even seen them yet.
00:09:39Doesn't matter, as long as all the bits in the right places.
00:09:41You're sick.
00:09:43Hey, is that rock singer chick coming as well?
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:45Awesome.
00:09:46Fucking spoilt for choice.
00:09:47As if Sky's gonna fancy a fucking fruit look like you.
00:09:52Fuck off.
00:10:01I think you're nearly ready to join the rest of the girls.
00:10:06It's time you became one of us.
00:10:16From now on, you'll be only known as Zed.
00:10:21I'm so gonna admit you, Tycho.
00:10:25I feel so safe when I'm here.
00:10:28You are.
00:10:30You don't have to worry about pain or misery here.
00:10:34I can't wait to meet the other girls, too.
00:10:37My sisters will help you adjust.
00:10:40Don't worry.
00:10:59I'm so sorry.
00:11:16All right, I'm so sorry.
00:11:17I'm so sorry about amillette.
00:11:20I'm so sorry.
00:11:20Let's go.
00:11:25I'm so sorry.
00:11:26I'll be right back here.
00:11:27I can't wait for sure that we're out for the girls.
00:11:29I can't wait for them.
00:11:29Hiya. Can we get your autograph?
00:11:32Yeah, if you show us your tits.
00:11:34Who do I make it out for, girls?
00:11:36I'm Nicole, and this is BJ.
00:11:45The incredible damage, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:50The bastard son of Kelly Rogers.
00:11:53And his fantastic assistant, the mighty Zeus.
00:12:02He's not really that short.
00:12:04He's just stirring a hole.
00:12:09You've been completely unworthy, and all deserve to die.
00:12:14And as usual, we've been far superior.
00:12:17So go away. Come back next month, if you're worthy.
00:12:21If not, kill yourself and find a place in hell.
00:12:25There's the entrance.
00:12:26You're gorgeous. All your friends are waiting.
00:12:39Oh, I nearly did that.
00:12:41Cheers, babe.
00:12:43Whatever your name is.
00:12:46You're a slut.
00:12:48Oh, yes.
00:12:49So, now what?
00:12:51Are we going to party?
00:12:52We're going to not get drunk.
00:12:55If you're pissed for this TV thing tomorrow, I won't be happy.
00:12:58Oh, won't you?
00:12:59No, Sid, I won't.
00:13:01Oh, fuck off.
00:13:02Can I get pissed?
00:13:03Nobody is getting pissed.
00:13:08Awesome show, guys.
00:13:09Let's get pissed.
00:13:11Come on!
00:13:12I'm going back to the hotel.
00:13:13I'll come with you.
00:13:15Who are you? Who are you?
00:13:16Did I not say to you?
00:13:18Don't fucking jump up when I jump up.
00:13:20Give it half an hour.
00:13:21They're not fucking stupid, do you know?
00:13:23Do you like getting slapped about?
00:13:24Is that your...
00:13:25I'm joking!
00:13:27Of course we're not having an affair.
00:13:29Oh, God.
00:13:31The very idea.
00:13:43Time to play.
00:13:45Yeah.
00:14:20There anyway, I'm not doing anything mate.
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