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My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma Dramax
My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma Dramax
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00:00:05Have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married?
00:00:09The bride and the groom are entering.
00:00:11Please, everyone, rise for them.
00:00:18True love, security, social conditioning.
00:00:23For me, it's simple.
00:00:26Money.
00:00:33Mrs. Bellucci must be losing her mind.
00:00:36They actually found a bride for Louis.
00:00:38Poor girl, actually marrying a vegetable.
00:00:41Poor, hard thing.
00:00:43That's Ann Morris, the famous paparazzi.
00:00:46People like her never do anything for free.
00:00:49She's definitely getting something out of this marriage.
00:00:54Miss Morris, do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad, in sickness and in health, for the rest of your life?
00:01:12Please, everybody knows the Bellucci heir is basically a vegetable.
00:01:16And he's ugly and old.
00:01:18I'm not marrying that man.
00:01:20They only need a wife in name to seal the deal.
00:01:24Surely I won't let you be the one sacrificed.
00:01:27Ann, you'll do it.
00:01:29Time for you to contribute to this family.
00:01:32Why me?
00:01:33Ever since your father died, I've cared for you for years without asking for one cent.
00:01:40But, don't you think it's time you paid something back?
00:01:43Well, if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar, then sure.
00:01:53Watch your tone, girl.
00:01:54And remember, I'm still holding your mother's urn.
00:01:58So if you don't want anything to happen to it...
00:02:01Okay.
00:02:03Fine.
00:02:04But if you want me to take the hit for Linda...
00:02:07What will cost you?
00:02:10$100,000.
00:02:15Since you're so eager to sell yourself out...
00:02:19Deal.
00:02:25I do.
00:02:28My family thought they could ruin me.
00:02:30Wrong.
00:02:31Bellucci pays $5 million for an heir.
00:02:34I'll take the money, buy my freedom, and live better than all of them.
00:02:44Good to be here today.
00:02:47Grandma Ann.
00:02:49Pleasure to meet you.
00:02:51Hi.
00:02:52Wow.
00:02:53Getting married on Valentine's Day.
00:02:56How romantic.
00:02:57Oh, and these balloons, absolutely adorable.
00:02:58I just had to grab one for myself.
00:03:00But, you know what?
00:03:01I think you need this more than I do.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06Well, that's very lovely.
00:03:09And you are...
00:03:11I'm Louie's brother.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Well, half-brother.
00:03:16We don't have the same mom, but...
00:03:17That's never stopped me from seeing Louie as my most beloved older brother.
00:03:22Well, today has been just so touching, so warm, and so much.
00:03:30It fills my heart with warmth to see Louie finally settling down, right?
00:03:36I know.
00:03:38Well, I better be getting out of here.
00:03:40Bye, Grandma.
00:03:42Bye.
00:03:43Pleasure to meet you, Ann.
00:03:44You too.
00:03:45Enjoy my brother.
00:03:47Bye.
00:03:48Bye.
00:03:53I did not realize Louis had a brother.
00:03:56It's just a mistake Louie's fathers made years ago.
00:04:00He's an odd boy, but harmless.
00:04:03So, now that the wedding is done,
00:04:07Ann,
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir?
00:04:13Oh, um,
00:04:16yes, about that, I...
00:04:18I would love to eventually.
00:04:20Um, it's just...
00:04:21You know,
00:04:23given that, um,
00:04:24Louis is in a vegetative state at the moment.
00:04:27Uh, maybe we can...
00:04:28I can try...
00:04:29Um, what's the tech stuff called?
00:04:31Um,
00:04:32IVF?
00:04:33Don't you worry, dear.
00:04:35The doctor says all the important parts
00:04:37are still working.
00:04:40Excuse me?
00:04:41Yes.
00:04:46Wait, did he just...
00:04:51Did he just move?
00:04:52I know.
00:04:53It sounds crazy, right?
00:04:55But maybe it's God's twisted little miracle.
00:04:58He left Louis at least one chance to give us an heir.
00:05:03Did you see it?
00:05:04Am I crazy?
00:05:05I know, honey.
00:05:06He can't really move right now.
00:05:07But look at the bright side.
00:05:09You're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots.
00:05:12Choose whatever positions work for you, dear.
00:05:16Hmm?
00:05:16Oh,
00:05:17I promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a Valentine's single party tonight,
00:05:22so we're gonna be heading first.
00:05:25Oh,
00:05:26and remember,
00:05:27you're sleeping in Louis' room tonight.
00:05:30Sure.
00:05:31Love to.
00:05:33Well,
00:05:34Miss Anne,
00:05:35I leave him in your capable hands.
00:05:37Hmm.
00:05:43All right.
00:05:45Lovely family you have there.
00:05:50Let's go.
00:05:52Hmm.
00:05:56Hmm.
00:06:01I swear I saw you move this afternoon.
00:06:04Are you really unconscious?
00:06:06Are you faking it?
00:06:10Hello?
00:06:16Hello?
00:06:18Chup.
00:06:19Let's see.
00:06:31Oh my god.
00:06:32How did I stay unconscious for two years
00:06:35and still have abs?
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:41Well,
00:06:41still no reaction.
00:06:42I guess you really are.
00:06:43We're not faking it.
00:06:50Bye!
00:06:51Bye!
00:06:54Bye!
00:06:55Bye!
00:06:56Bye!
00:06:58Bye!
00:06:59Bye!
00:07:01Bye!
00:07:04Bye!
00:07:05It's insane.
00:07:06And my new husband,
00:07:08he is nothing like the rumors.
00:07:12He is young.
00:07:13He is hot.
00:07:14Guess what?
00:07:15He can still have sex.
00:07:17I know,
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that.
00:07:21So weird.
00:07:23Ugh!
00:07:26All right, maybe I should see for myself.
00:07:33Maybe I should see for myself.
00:07:38I'm just kidding.
00:07:40Okay, I should go.
00:07:42I have work in the morning and I want to catch a few good stories.
00:08:02Good night, dear.
00:08:12Crazy woman, huh?
00:08:14Much better when she's quiet.
00:08:31Good morning, husband.
00:08:37Okay, see you later.
00:08:53Sir, I think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out.
00:08:57Should we look in there?
00:09:01Not for now.
00:09:06Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter.
00:09:10Dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:14I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24I don't know.
00:09:25God, it's really him.
00:09:25It's your job so big.
00:09:26Zach, choose to break.
00:09:28I know what the deal is.
00:09:29Where is Charlotte?
00:09:31I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:36He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:39Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:44Oh, so a second ago I'm a womanizer, now I'm gay.
00:09:46That's awesome.
00:09:47There you are.
00:09:48I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:53Um, quick intro.
00:09:55I am, uh, Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look, I figured.
00:10:01We've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, director Nick?
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:10We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:13Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:13Yeah, let's get out of here.
00:10:17That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20Thank you, I will, I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:22Oh yeah, you just saved my ass.
00:10:25What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:31That is actually, that's all the things I need. Bye, sir.
00:10:35Fuck me, another paparazzi.
00:10:41Ann Morris.
00:10:43Ann Morris.
00:10:44I can remember that.
00:10:45Ann Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Ann.
00:10:53Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews...
00:11:06Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17That's...
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:20So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22Feels so damn good.
00:11:24Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential.
00:11:32In more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:39Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:47Oh, uh, meaning...
00:11:49Shower and stuff?
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:53Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower?
00:12:05That's gonna be...
00:12:07tricky.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:18Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:25Well...
00:12:25You know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so...
00:12:29How about I just wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:44Ah!
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:49I can't.
00:12:50Get this.
00:12:58Sorry.
00:13:00Totally.
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:08Hopefully sometimes.
00:13:12No, I really didn't expect you to be...
00:13:15this adult.
00:13:18Well, uh...
00:13:20let's...
00:13:22do this thing.
00:13:23Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:38I really do not know if this is what I was saying before.
00:13:45I'm gonna get all in there.
00:13:47I'm gonna get all in there.
00:13:50Oh!
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55Hi.
00:13:56I have a good look for you.
00:14:06What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:22You know, I...
00:14:23I thought Chanda was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get honored.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:38Well...
00:14:39Pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better...
00:14:44move fast before you calm down.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What?
00:15:22You...
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay?
00:15:27It's a long story.
00:15:29Relax?
00:15:30What?
00:15:31Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a perfect...
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:39And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it.
00:15:43You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:48Who's the pervert now?
00:15:49Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:51Many times.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Two years ago when I was awake?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:58Why?
00:15:58I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Long story short,
00:16:02my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I...
00:16:07I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:11Okay, don't pick, alright?
00:16:13Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:14After the wedding.
00:16:16Purple suit.
00:16:17Trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne.
00:16:20Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:24Far too concerned.
00:16:26Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:34What plan?
00:16:36Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:38Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:40I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:44You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:53Think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:58True.
00:17:02Ten million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:10Deal.
00:17:14For once, Grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:23We're all gonna die!
00:17:29I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:36Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:37Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:39Sure.
00:17:46Uh, right.
00:17:47About that.
00:17:48Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, Miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:58Ugh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:05Madam, she claims Mrs. Bellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:12Her?
00:18:13Please.
00:18:14She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:17There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:19I have a photo with Miss Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:23Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:36Oh, please.
00:18:41If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:52I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:19:00The stench of cheap desperation, it really stinks.
00:19:04Okay, I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Miss Bellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:17I can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:20But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:22Really, I do.
00:19:23Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But hey, the next time you wanna play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:34She is a real fake then.
00:19:36We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:37Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me.
00:19:38I can walk myself out.
00:19:40Okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:44So glamorous on screen and so trashy in real life.
00:19:48You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:01People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:09Our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, we can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:17Believe me, I can.
00:20:25If you beg though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:35Toilet?
00:20:36I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:40What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:44Give me that.
00:20:46That bitch!
00:20:47How it should possibly be Louis' bride!
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58Their liquidity has been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:07Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview and something seems to have gone
00:21:13wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:15Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:20And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:33And it turns out, you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:38I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:41I guess, I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:47Or maybe on the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just...
00:21:59Strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really
00:22:04are.
00:22:05Okay, I'll strike you a good fork.
00:22:07No!
00:22:09You're the...
00:22:11Hey! Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her!
00:22:14It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23Guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:35Zach, what the hell has gotten into you? And whose boyfriend are you? And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:42You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:45Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:48Uh, Steve, uh, from the Bellucci group, uh, what are you doing here?
00:22:54Ms. Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann. Are you hurt?
00:23:00What did they screw up your prescription? She's covered in marks.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Caught a few hits.
00:23:09Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:11Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:13Ms. Mann, I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Bellucci family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:23Ms. Anne, you took several hits. My recommendation, strike back immediately. You have the full backing of the Bellucci family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte, too. Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here. Go
00:23:38on, hit her.
00:23:39Ms. Anne.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:59You know, you really do deserve the slap, but I'm not gonna be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:11Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script!
00:24:14This is my set!
00:24:16No!
00:24:17Sir, do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:22Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um, thank you for your help back there, really, but I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with,
00:24:37I feel your boring Friday night. I am not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no. I just came to give you this.
00:24:45Oh, and, uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry. Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it. I was joking.
00:24:52I was gonna return something to you that was just in the right wrist pocket there.
00:24:58My badge! I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:07Um, about in there, I'm sorry. I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:11Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:15It seems like our vibe's warmed up a little bit. You wanna grab a drink?
00:25:19I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married, so...
00:25:23Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:29Believe me, been there, no judgment, but, uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around. Bye-bye.
00:25:43Uh, wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:49Is this...
00:25:50Keep on...
00:25:53What a cursed date. Nothing is going right. Everything is wrong.
00:25:56And Zack, seriously? Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:06Is that...
00:26:07Zack's car?
00:26:09Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress. We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:15Well, whoever she is, lucky her.
00:26:18Zack is absolutely waiting for you, no question.
00:26:22Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier,
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:29He-he-he.
00:26:40What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:43The hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing?
00:26:45Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening.
00:26:51You're gonna drive me home. Now!
00:26:52Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:56Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:27:00You little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:05Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for...
00:27:08Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what?
00:27:13Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough.
00:27:21Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait.
00:27:27Hold on.
00:27:29Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:32Really?
00:27:33Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:41Oh my god.
00:27:41Are you okay?
00:27:42Strike it!
00:27:42Little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:46No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:57Good.
00:27:58Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:03Anybody bully you?
00:28:04Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:11Should've known it was you.
00:28:13You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had to send Steve.
00:28:18Okay, Zack and I only met once.
00:28:20He's...
00:28:21just very...
00:28:22kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's...
00:28:26trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:29It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:31Well, that kinda hurts.
00:28:33But came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't want my face to Bruce.
00:28:43I'm gonna commit you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:11Um, the ointment?
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:14Right, sorry.
00:29:15Yeah, the ointment.
00:29:23He said...
00:29:24How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:26On the type of other trips over air?
00:29:29It was, um...
00:29:30before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:35Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know.
00:29:41Handle it.
00:29:43You're being weirdly sweet today.
00:29:45Very suspicious.
00:29:46I'm being practical, okay?
00:29:47You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient.
00:29:50Alright?
00:29:51Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother.
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:56Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my god.
00:30:09Oh my god.
00:30:11Charlotte got recast?
00:30:13Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:16After the stun she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:21How do you know so much about that?
00:30:24Did you make the call?
00:30:25It's easy.
00:30:26No big deal.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:27No need to thank me.
00:30:28Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:38Uh, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:30:40I'm getting kinda tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:43Good day.
00:30:49I'm sorry ma'am.
00:30:51You're not permitted inside.
00:30:53Not permitted?
00:30:54I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:57This is bullshit.
00:30:58Let me in or I'm going to-
00:31:00This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:04I think you should see this.
00:31:05What now?
00:31:06A five million dollar reward.
00:31:08Kick me that.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:12Five million, huh?
00:31:13For a baby?
00:31:16Well.
00:31:17Looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:21Ha ha ha ha.
00:31:23It's a bit of stuff.
00:31:31It's a bit of stuff.
00:31:42They say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator.
00:31:46Once he loses control, they'll have to accept me.
00:31:49Hmph.
00:31:57Shana, I bought you the latest hat bag!
00:32:00Let's go!
00:32:29Lewis? Are you there?
00:32:38Oh, poor Coma boy. How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Oh, looks like it's really kicking in. I did good, didn't I?
00:33:09Are you kidding me?
00:33:16Hello?
00:33:17Oh, yes, fine. I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:26Not by a launch.
00:33:38Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:44Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:46I don't know what's happening to you.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:49Lewis, what's wrong with you?
00:33:52I'm right here.
00:34:12Wait, wait.
00:34:14I got to know you want this, too.
00:34:17Yeah?
00:34:39I got to know you want this.
00:34:45Yes, sir.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:46oh my god my arm is killing me yeah mine too
00:34:57would you mind unlocking me i'm so sorry i am so sorry um got that yesterday i thought we might
00:35:05as well try it as long as you had fun i take full responsibility about last night
00:35:13don't make it something so intense it was just one night let me look for the key where what do
00:35:18you
00:35:18mean just one night oh it means what it means ah you were being released thank you and are you
00:35:29in
00:35:29there and are you in there you missed breakfast you should at least have some lunch yes yeah i will
00:35:39i will be down in just a minute and why can't i get what are you doing turn it the
00:35:44other way right now
00:35:51oh morning wow last night was quite productive
00:35:57and you certainly have the imagination yeah i get that a lot
00:36:04i'm just i'm very committed to earning that five million dollar bonus
00:36:09well i'll leave you to it oh and don't forget to come down for lunch later
00:36:15yes
00:36:20oh my god that was close
00:36:25are you okay why aren't you saying anything
00:36:30i don't see you a lot
00:36:36look i meant what i said earlier about taking responsibility
00:36:40what else do you think there is to do i mean we already got married that was kind of the
00:36:45irresponsible thing i mean yeah you're like tough to deal with sometimes but like i'm i mean like
00:36:51making more of an effort to like like you and care for you wow thanks that's probably the worst
00:37:00confession i've ever heard whatever i'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway
00:37:05i mean priorities are my career and making money i see
00:37:12see what
00:37:14hey steve uh i needed an immediate acquisition of uh what's your company called
00:37:20ad studios of ad studios do this right away once you get full ownership transfer it to ann morris
00:37:27yeah right now
00:37:31what are you doing that is not what i meant stop you you said you wanted money and power i'm
00:37:36giving
00:37:36you both oh god you are impossible to talk to take it back now steve hold off on that
00:37:43i have to figure out what mrs bellucci actually wants
00:37:55men and their ideas it's truly horrifying
00:38:01i just need to take this scandal shot get the money and disappear
00:38:14oh hey zach what a coincidence man it's good to see you
00:38:21you can let go now oh why would i do that you're literally falling for me
00:38:25a bit greasy that's a fair critique in my defense i thought it was a good pun at the time
00:38:32okay what are you doing all geared up where are you headed i actually am headed to investigate
00:38:38some very classified unspeakable stuff
00:38:41hmm
00:38:44you know i think i recognize that guy
00:38:47what guy the guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag
00:38:59mind if i take a closer look
00:39:02yeah why not
00:39:13okay uh dig into your memory where do you know him from
00:39:18oh yeah this guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies
00:39:22mafia buddies you have mafia buddies
00:39:26the caruchias it's funny uh when you're making your indie film you make some strange friends
00:39:33yeah they just love westerns tried to get them in as extras but those guys do not take direction
00:39:42hey mister
00:39:45why i'll buy some flowers get some for your girlfriend i'll give you a couple's discount
00:39:50oh no we're we'll take the whole bunch
00:39:55it's for you
00:39:57thank you thank you mister
00:40:00you really did not have to do that
00:40:02come on kids just trying to make a living
00:40:06i guess it helps them out so
00:40:09thank you
00:40:10hey and um
00:40:12i had something important to tell you
00:40:18thank you
00:40:19hey and um
00:40:22i had something important to tell you
00:40:24yep
00:40:41thank you
00:40:44it's too bad about the flowers
00:40:46um what were you gonna say earlier
00:40:53nothing
00:40:53nothing important
00:40:54come on let's go
00:41:06what the hell happened here
00:41:07a bunch of people stormed in here earlier and they had
00:41:11trashed your desk
00:41:13you guys didn't try to stop them
00:41:15they looked way too scary we were not about to die for your desk
00:41:18why would they even do that
00:41:22maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself
00:41:27caught on camera
00:41:29notorious paparazzi ann morris
00:41:31spotted on a street date with movie star zach efron
00:41:34rumor has it
00:41:35what is this bullshit
00:41:36who even wrote this
00:41:39flash grid
00:41:40come on i pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them
00:41:43did they have to go this far just for revenge
00:41:50in worse in worse over here are you the reason he and charlotte slid did you break them up she
00:41:56doesn't deserve him you ruined the cutest couple ever you homewrecker
00:42:00oh my god this is the worst
00:42:02oh my god this is the worst
00:42:03oh my god this is the worst
00:42:04oh my god this is the worst
00:42:07oh my god this is the worst
00:42:10oh my god this is the worst
00:42:14oh my god this is the worst
00:42:18oh my god this is the worst
00:42:31Who is that guy? Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci?
00:42:35No wait, that's Luis Bellucci. He's been in a coma. Everyone knows that.
00:42:39Okay, whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:43does not give you the right to attack my wife.
00:42:47Stop it now, or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Luis Bellucci, the heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Ann Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:02Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did you wake up?
00:43:07Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:09Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:15Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just
00:43:26a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three, Bad Ann.
00:43:31We have been in love since the moment we got married. She's a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:38Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:42Wow, the Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:49He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:54I mean, why would Ann cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her?
00:43:58We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:44:00She's a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What? What love? Get out of here!
00:44:07Linda, what now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:12Is that Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:19Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Ann get all the luck?
00:44:31Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life.
00:44:38Linda?
00:44:39Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:51But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group,
00:44:58I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:09Good day.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:12Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:19thank you.
00:45:21Oh my god.
00:45:24Thank oh my god.
00:45:26Thank God you are suddenly awake.
00:45:29I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:34Verma, it's been like, half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right. I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:41Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:44Uh, yeah, yeah, we just met, but it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:46:00Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:03Yeah. Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits from me.
00:46:09That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:37No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what I said.
00:46:40Take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43I know.
00:46:44I know.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:46:59I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:05Oh, my God. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay. All right. Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:15Yeah, makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday, he's meeting with the mob
00:47:22at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:24They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27Well, I'm impressed.
00:47:30By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37Now. Now I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:41That's too dangerous.
00:47:42Oh, that's...
00:47:42Trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:49Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Chanda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:05I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay?
00:48:07Don't worry about Chanda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:14Okay?
00:48:15Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:41Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:55Sorry, I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:07You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:20Where?
00:49:20Here, the seafood shack, and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:33So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:36Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scan, though, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:46But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:51Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:55I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:09I never marketed it.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:11This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:20Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:23How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:50Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:57Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:02You've only been awake, what, three, four hours and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:14Call it a responsibility, you know.
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life as
00:51:24a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27So this, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds interesting.
00:51:39Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:45Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:46I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:48It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:50Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:54I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:03Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:15Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:28Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:30But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:34You two act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:39Okay, well don't be.
00:52:39I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:15Okay, hot guy.
00:53:17Let's move.
00:53:20Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:22That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46Oh, all right.
00:53:47Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:50Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low-profile.
00:53:52Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:57Probably because you still look good, even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I keep telling myself that.
00:54:04All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:22Well?
00:54:26Here we are.
00:54:28From now on, we travel light.
00:54:31I brought something, too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:36In case I need to punch them.
00:54:38Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night, the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:51Are you...
00:54:51Louis!
00:54:53Can you have to be five years old for one second?
00:54:55It's not a big deal.
00:54:56Okay, look.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:58Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:55:00No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here, and we already looked like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user-hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:29Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52Let me get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59I'll go my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16Well, I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:24Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:26We handled everything clean.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:29Good.
00:56:30And the chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it through the week.
00:56:33I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:37You got it?
00:56:39And the payment, we still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah, I got it.
00:56:51Relax, okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:57But if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group, I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:22Go.
00:57:22Take them out.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go.
00:57:26Go, go, go, go.
00:57:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:31Come, come, come, come.
00:57:32Hey, hey, Storso.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:48Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on, use more muscle, man.
00:57:54Oh, my God.
00:57:56It's not a business, man.
00:57:57I don't know how to peel them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways. Fuck this shit.
00:58:01Fuck.
00:58:03Okay. That was terrifying.
00:58:06But mission accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you.
00:58:11So, that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:21Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve, okay.
00:58:23Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Belushi Group?
00:58:27Careful, I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now.
00:58:34But how are we gonna get out of here?
00:58:46Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:56Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:59And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:02No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well? What happened? Where are they?
00:59:16They ran into the room. It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:21Got away?
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:26You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:28Did you... Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:30What did they look like?
00:59:32A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:39Recent scandal.
00:59:41Ann Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:46Zack making headlines.
00:59:47Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:50Was he cute?
00:59:51Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:52What? He's cute.
00:59:53He's good.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:03I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:04It could be worse.
01:00:05You know, worst case scenario.
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days.
01:00:08We have the camera.
01:00:09It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother.
01:00:16Who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock.
01:00:20But is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:24By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:32And my parents died.
01:00:35And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:40That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:42And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in.
01:00:47And pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:51And he poisoned me.
01:00:54More than once.
01:00:57Steve started to handle everything for me.
01:00:59And just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:03You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:16When my mom died, um...
01:01:19My dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:22None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:26But I just...
01:01:28I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and...
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:51How about this?
01:01:54In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah?
01:02:00Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:19You two are...
01:02:21Together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:24What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not what it looks like.
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Well, maybe it is.
01:02:30We are together now.
01:02:32I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zack, okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zack decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:53Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:56I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment, so unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't
01:03:10think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:17Gotcha.
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:23I'm going to head out.
01:03:26I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:29I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:33Maybe a man.
01:03:34Who knows? Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right. I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:11I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for, like, three hours.
01:04:18Come on, man.
01:04:20Yeah, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But...
01:04:33Since you look so miserable...
01:04:38This one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar. You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:55I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:05Zach, watch out! Behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit!
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink!
01:05:11Three seconds ago!
01:05:12Oh, my God!
01:05:13Zach!
01:05:13The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:18Zach.
01:05:19Zach, I love you.
01:05:21I'm your number one fan.
01:05:23I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:33Look at you.
01:05:34You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:36What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you!
01:05:42Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:48Go right here, go right here.
01:05:49I love you.
01:05:51I love you.
01:05:52I love you.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:56You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake for very long.
01:06:05You just gotta call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16Damn it.
01:06:17I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:20I'm going away myself.
01:06:21Hey! Psycho!
01:06:23You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:30Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually gonna teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic.
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:51Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you couldn't even show him your true self?
01:06:54It's disgusting!
01:06:55You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:07:00And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:02Never you.
01:07:03You bitch!
01:07:04I'm gonna bash your head in!
01:07:06You don't need to do that!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15Hey!
01:07:15Are you okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:19Take him to the Bellucci Mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:24Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:27My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:30That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:31Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:43Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:47No one.
01:07:49Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:52I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things.
01:07:57Shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:08:00You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:07But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was gonna be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:14We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to see it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:22I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31He said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night, as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:49You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
01:09:00You're gonna call him right now.
01:09:02You're gonna say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're gonna meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:19Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21And you.
01:09:23Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:25She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:27And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:35Alright, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's the zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:43Sorry.
01:09:47Wait, no.
01:09:48What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne.
01:09:51You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:58You can't arrest me!
01:09:59You idiots!
01:10:00Have any idea who I am!
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:04Well, we...
01:10:06We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:15This is a setup!
01:10:16You think you could frame me?
01:10:18Oh, nobody, how...
01:10:20Alright, enough!
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:26You're trying to stop me!
01:10:27You know, I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that...
01:10:36That's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:39Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:47Oh, please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:55I am your rescuer.
01:10:56I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:05Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:08I'll lead you two to argue together,
01:11:09and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:13Don't kill each other.
01:11:18Hmm.
01:11:25Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:37Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:42I'll steal it back.
01:11:44I promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:52You should come.
01:11:54You're an important witness.
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought it happened on me.
01:12:16A stolen glance at the wedding, eyes closed.
01:12:20Steaming the bathroom light.
01:12:24Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too, I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:33we are gathered today to witness the union
01:12:36of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:40Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:45and affirm that you entered this marriage
01:12:48willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:51I do.
01:12:53I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding
01:12:57without being injured?
01:12:59Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's their type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04You may kiss the bride.
01:13:05You may kiss the bride.
01:13:07Do you want to get closer?
01:13:11Say it's true.
01:13:15You'll be shy.
01:13:18I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's true.
01:13:23Say it's true.
01:13:24Say it's true.
01:13:25You'll be shy.
01:13:28Say it's true.
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