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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17Got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight,
00:00:25I'm done with basketball.
00:00:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:00:54He's heading to the front court.
00:00:57We have three seconds left.
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release.
00:01:12No, he missed.
00:01:14Wait a sec.
00:01:15Is that his signature move?
00:01:18The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:50The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:14Regina, no!
00:02:26My son. Take care of my son.
00:02:31No!
00:02:36We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:52After the death of the family member, the god of basketball is retiring and disappears.
00:03:03It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel. You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:18Shit.
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:46How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family. I put them in danger. This is what I deserve.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire. Does greatness run in the family? Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The Sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend. I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died. I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put
00:04:25it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this. A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:31It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:36He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it!
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys?
00:04:48Bonus time!
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your math skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:13or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:16I've lost everything. I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:24You quit? Good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:39then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:03Holy shit, that's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:38Sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:45I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:52I want to show you something.
00:06:55Pass your face.
00:06:57Screen up.
00:06:58D, D.
00:06:58Go, Mars.
00:06:59Get the basket.
00:07:01Ah.
00:07:02Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:06The owner's gonna sell.
00:07:08They'll rebuild.
00:07:09Rebrand.
00:07:10And Mars' career will go down with this team.
00:07:13We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:18I never thought I'd keep my son back.
00:07:21You could.
00:07:22If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you.
00:07:25Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31Mars' own.
00:07:33I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:50But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51And I'm only coaching.
00:07:52I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:09All right.
00:08:10Listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're gonna...
00:08:20I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach combo me up.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51And now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you could make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52The fastest one to make him wins.
00:09:53If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:39Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:44No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:09Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy.
00:11:21And you have one last shot.
00:11:22I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year.
00:11:26And you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30That shot.
00:11:30There's no way you could...
00:11:31You're used to calling me coach.
00:11:39What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53That's the lightning's Hail Mary.
00:12:07All right.
00:12:08Everyone start sprints.
00:12:14Of course.
00:12:15You're the best player on this team.
00:12:17You can't just run off like that.
00:12:18You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want.
00:12:30But you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:33Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:35But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:45And it'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait.
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:04Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:16So you're the lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27I was able to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history.
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:13:44We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:46The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52You're no sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey, don't you worry.
00:14:14You want your greasy dad here?
00:14:16You want your team straight to the ground?
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:36I'll let the score speak for itself.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:00But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars Davis,
00:15:03they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:10Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No, but it can't be.
00:15:36They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:15:38There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:44But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:47We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:48It's your show, Coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two.
00:15:53This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06To let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:24Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:45The ball movement, boys.
00:16:52Take it, baby.
00:16:58The shot!
00:17:00Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:17Let's go, boys!
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:26Yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:30No!
00:17:37What do you need to do?
00:17:52Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Foul!
00:17:56Come on, man!
00:17:56Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:05What's up, man?
00:18:08Go, ref!
00:18:09Come on!
00:18:12Come on, ref!
00:18:18Come on, ref!
00:18:20Top block!
00:18:21Uh, stop!
00:18:22They're scared.
00:18:23Go back down.
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:32Stitches on Mars
00:18:39Focus up, behind the line
00:19:05You blind ref?
00:19:08Red, number 15, foul
00:19:10I can't go down, not like this
00:19:17This is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery
00:19:23There's no way that they can come back from this
00:19:25I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:35We're all out of subs
00:19:36Here's a last chance to win us
00:19:38We have to forfeit
00:19:43Wait
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract, just in case
00:19:49Your team needs you on the court, coach
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:55You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:58And between you and me
00:20:00I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:04You can save us
00:20:05And win it all
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach
00:20:12Can bring them back from an 8 point deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:16It's impossible
00:20:17Go out there, coach
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard, you know
00:20:21You'd back up
00:20:24If we lose
00:20:25It's all over
00:20:27The team
00:20:28My career
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am
00:20:40I put my son in danger too
00:20:43I'm sorry
00:20:44I can't get back on the court
00:20:47I knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:49All you ever do is quit
00:20:52I can't lose my son again
00:20:56BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET! BORGET!
00:21:17Wait a minute, is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:24The coach is warming up now.
00:21:29I'm back.
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:39He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:42Unless he's got the skills to match, the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:45They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:52You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant, you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:09That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:12What, are you drunk, old man, or just lost?
00:22:14Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible.
00:22:18Nobody could score from the back court.
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:23:06What the hell?
00:23:08How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:12No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:23:14Who is this guy?
00:23:16That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:23:21The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:25Back it up, geezer.
00:23:26Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:23:28You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:31Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance.
00:23:34Game's not over.
00:23:35Full court press.
00:23:36Got it.
00:23:39Give it up, old man.
00:23:41It's too late.
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:43When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:47When you lose, you and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league,
00:23:52and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:54Flipping burgers.
00:23:55You're on.
00:24:03How are you supposed to win?
00:24:04You can't hold on to the ball.
00:24:05This old man is too good.
00:24:10For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:17If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:25Run down the clock!
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:42With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:45One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:49It's only three seconds left.
00:24:51Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three.
00:24:57One, two, three.
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:02This one's for you, son.
00:25:10This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs,
00:25:15and now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:18He came out of nowhere, but he looked so familiar.
00:25:27It'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:25:49Whatever it takes.
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:55How did he get past you?
00:25:58I don't know.
00:26:00Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:26:04If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me.
00:26:28Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:26:32That's a foul!
00:26:47I told you we'd choke.
00:26:49I don't choke.
00:26:50Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:52Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:54It's the kill shot!
00:27:03Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:06It's the kill shot!
00:27:12Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:22It's the kill shot!
00:27:32Wow.
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:01He's done it!
00:28:03Coach Carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals
00:28:09This man just made history
00:28:15That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals
00:28:18Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush
00:28:21Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:25I just needed to find my successor
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups
00:28:34I had no idea you were the legend
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season
00:28:41You all won this game
00:28:43This guy right here, Mars, 59 points
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:28:55Good game, guys
00:28:56We'll take that apology now
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:01Hey, you got the win
00:29:04All for you, son
00:29:05But you learn to play like that
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:10I thought the same thing
00:29:11Your styles are almost identical
00:29:17Are you him?
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago
00:29:39How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way
00:29:45The sniper left the league decades ago
00:29:48And he's never coming back
00:29:49We should make it look like an accident
00:29:52Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:57I made sure of that myself
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat
00:30:06I thought your career in the league is over
00:30:10You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion
00:30:15The league's best coach
00:30:18Wow
00:30:21Then prove it
00:30:22Get the finals win
00:30:23Or clean out your office
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:37Aren't going to beat the scorpion
00:30:38We'll see you on the court, Murray
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:52My god, he did it
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:59No
00:30:59That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:31:03Congratulations, team Monday
00:31:11Front and center, coach
00:31:13We wouldn't be here without you
00:31:14Max, you're the best coach I've ever had
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach
00:31:25But coach, you're the head coach
00:31:27I've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:33What do you say?
00:31:36I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:40What do you think, Morris?
00:31:41Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Morris?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal
00:31:52But if you can get us that trophy
00:31:55Then maybe I'll call you coach
00:31:57After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:01I never expected it to bring me back to my son
00:32:03Coach Rush
00:32:05I'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:07I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:28All right, everyone
00:32:30Lightning on three
00:32:32One, two, three
00:32:34Not so fast
00:32:42He assaulted my player
00:32:44Challenging the call
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest
00:32:53And he collapsed
00:32:53I should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:55It's a fair play
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:05You pushed him
00:33:07You and your desperate son
00:33:09Just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:11You bitter
00:33:13Old
00:33:14Fuck
00:33:15You just don't know real talent when you see it
00:33:18Clearly
00:33:19You don't know when to hang it up
00:33:21And let the next generation have their turn
00:33:22You are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:33:26This team earned their position here
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:33:31We should be playing in the finals game
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:36My advice
00:33:38Go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:33:41Not a chance
00:33:42What would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:33:47The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:50The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:50Unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:33:53Hey
00:33:54That's head coach
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake
00:34:01I mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:04He's just here for himself
00:34:06I mean you took my spot in the game
00:34:08What to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:12How can any of us trust you
00:34:13My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:18Your son's right
00:34:19I collapsed on court
00:34:21He's an addict
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me
00:34:24You all saw the play
00:34:25He didn't touch you
00:34:26He's seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:34:29You know you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:31That's fine
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:40Congrats
00:34:41On the new job Mr. Commissioner
00:34:44What a marvelous win old friend
00:34:46You know
00:34:47I cannot believe you found that guy
00:34:49At a Zippy Burger drive-thru
00:34:50You know
00:34:51I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:56My son may be promised to keep his true identity a secret
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:01Well perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner
00:35:04I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found
00:35:10It has to be him
00:35:12Hold up Mr. Commissioner
00:35:16We need the commissioner down here
00:35:18Stat
00:35:19I want him to look these clowns in the eyes
00:35:20And tell them that the lightning made it to the final fair and square
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner
00:35:25We need you on the court
00:35:26Let's go
00:35:30And I don't play dirty
00:35:31For accusing me I take a look in the mirror
00:35:37Don't be so naive
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars
00:35:40Okay he's fooled everyone
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:44Coach would never betray us like that
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:51Yo did coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know
00:35:54He's got mad skills
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:06Stop
00:36:15This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed
00:36:19We all saw the play in super slow-mo
00:36:22It was fair
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens
00:36:29That you actually know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair player?
00:36:36Don't take the bait
00:36:36Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:39Then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:47Congratulations coach
00:36:50That ticket to the final should be mine
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:11Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team
00:37:22That got cut from the league
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:31What's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:52You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:57I'm the head coach
00:37:59Of the top league franchise
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones
00:38:03Who can't coach for shit
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron
00:38:08And join him at the drive-thru
00:38:11Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:16Allow me to introduce you
00:38:18To Roderick Gould
00:38:19The new league commissioner
00:38:29Roderick Gould
00:38:30Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner
00:38:34I'm sorry, I have a concussion
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:39Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look
00:38:47Look, basketball
00:38:48It's my life
00:38:49Please, I will do anything
00:38:51Save it
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here
00:38:54Before I call security
00:38:55Go
00:39:04I'm sorry I dabbed you
00:39:05Don't blame me
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar
00:39:15Team Lightning
00:39:16I have never seen such a miraculous comeback
00:39:18In all my time with the league
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:22You mean head coach
00:39:26Congratulations
00:39:27You're going to the finals
00:39:31Let's go, boss
00:39:33You're going to the finals
00:39:40You deserve it, son
00:39:45Wrong
00:39:46You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:57Means a lot
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:04Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper
00:40:18Your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25I gotta meet the press
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals
00:40:29Excuse me
00:40:30Let's take that trophy home, boys
00:40:32Yeah!
00:40:35Sorry, Sap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals
00:40:43With the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog
00:40:48But with rising star Morris Davis
00:40:50And their wildcard coach
00:40:51Anything could happen
00:40:53The Scorpion have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:56And his comeback king, Cole Duncan
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:01Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:06And the Scorpions
00:41:07They body every single team they play
00:41:10We need our star point guard
00:41:13Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final
00:41:20But if Mars is MIA
00:41:22They can be humiliated on that court
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:28We won't let them win
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:35You and your jacked-out team of amateurs
00:41:37No match for us
00:41:39Alright, the only hope you have is Mars
00:41:42But, uh...
00:41:44Where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts him now?
00:41:48Hope he turns up
00:41:50Otherwise
00:41:51You may as well forfeit
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:04You're gonna come alone
00:42:05And you'll tell no one
00:42:06Otherwise
00:42:07You're never gonna see your son again
00:42:13Take care of my son
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:21The game starts in an hour
00:42:22You can't leave now
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:24You figure it out
00:42:25I have to find him
00:42:26Let him go
00:42:28It's his son
00:42:32He'll come back
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go!
00:42:50Well, I can't do that
00:42:51You're my leverage in this deal
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:42:57I wanna see if he's gonna pick you
00:42:58Or his basketball career
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow
00:43:06Dad
00:43:09You actually showed up
00:43:11You picked your son
00:43:12Over your own career
00:43:14Father of the year
00:43:16Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son
00:43:18You're damn right they are
00:43:20I was born to be a winner
00:43:23A winner
00:43:24They have money
00:43:26And power
00:43:27And respect
00:43:28I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:31Just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal it from me
00:43:35Cut him loose
00:43:37And we can talk about this
00:43:41You wanna talk?
00:43:42There is nothing to talk about
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs
00:43:45Cost me a lot of money
00:43:48And it almost
00:43:49Exposed a very delicate operation
00:43:52So you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:54And I'm gonna be champion
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:58So glad you asked
00:43:59Or
00:44:02Your son
00:44:03Is gonna suffer
00:44:08Fine
00:44:08We'll throw the game
00:44:10We'll throw the game
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:19No
00:44:20I had my lawyers draft up
00:44:22A nice little
00:44:22Admission of guilt here
00:44:25Says
00:44:26I
00:44:27The head coach of the lightning
00:44:28Admit
00:44:29To illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:31Including
00:44:32The 2026 finals
00:44:34Yada yada yada
00:44:36Blah blah blah
00:44:37Sign this
00:44:38Throw the game
00:44:40And no one will ever find out
00:44:42About our little deal
00:44:43This motherfucker's scared shitless
00:44:46Don't sign anything
00:44:55Your son
00:44:56Has
00:44:57No manners
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets
00:45:00When his daddy's
00:45:01An absent alcoholic
00:45:04Now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:05Or I'm gonna break his legs
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him
00:45:10Alright you have five seconds
00:45:13Or I'm gonna break him
00:45:14He's bluffing
00:45:15Don't listen to him
00:45:16Five
00:45:17Four
00:45:19Don't
00:45:20Three
00:45:21Get loose like this
00:45:22Two
00:45:23One
00:45:30Five
00:45:31Four
00:45:33Don't
00:45:34Three
00:45:35Get loose like this
00:45:36Two
00:45:37One
00:45:42I'm gonna break him
00:45:43I'm gonna break him
00:45:45I'm gonna break him
00:45:51That's a good choice
00:45:52I mean you signed the death wish
00:45:54For team lightning
00:45:56You saved your son's legs
00:45:58And murdered his career
00:46:00But like I said
00:46:02Father of the year
00:46:05Now
00:46:06While I have you here
00:46:07One more thing
00:46:08I'm just gonna need you to
00:46:09Admit to what you just did
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:12I'm not gonna confess
00:46:13To rigging games for profit
00:46:15I signed the contract
00:46:16That was the agreement
00:46:18I'll splice something together
00:46:19It's fine
00:46:21This is blackmail
00:46:22You won't get away with it
00:46:27Watch me
00:46:28Let's go boys
00:46:53Let's go boys
00:46:57Just like you always do
00:46:58I gave up my career
00:47:00For you
00:47:01Don't you get it
00:47:03If you go down
00:47:04I go down with you
00:47:07I knew I should have sent your ass
00:47:08Packing when I had the chance
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you
00:47:14Mars
00:47:18Mars is right
00:47:19If those bastards
00:47:20Take the championship
00:47:21Then everything he worked for
00:47:23Goes up in flames
00:47:24The last time I won the finals
00:47:27I lost everything
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:47I won't let them win
00:47:49But I can make them think
00:47:50That they're going to
00:47:54Marcel, thank God
00:47:55Are you and Mar-
00:47:56We're fine
00:47:56I need a favor
00:47:57We're on the street
00:47:59It's Coach Murray
00:47:59It's rigging games for profit
00:48:05Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals
00:48:11Tonight we have the lightning
00:48:13Playing against the Scorpions
00:48:16This is the biggest rival in UBA history
00:48:38The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:56Wait a minute, Coach Combo Meal is here?
00:49:04Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:49:07You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:14They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:19You showed up.
00:49:20You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:24You see, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:26Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:30That's what he thinks.
00:49:31What can I say?
00:49:32I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:34Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:49:38This team is already imploding.
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:43Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:49:48Scorpions!
00:49:49Let's go.
00:49:56I'm on your side.
00:49:58Don't hold back out there.
00:50:04Don't hold back out there.
00:50:09I'm done listening to you.
00:50:23Son, right here!
00:50:25Mars!
00:50:35Guess you're not as good as your dad.
00:50:43God!
00:51:01Cool Duncan is on fire!
00:51:04The scorpions are dominating.
00:51:07The lightning better step it up.
00:51:13Hey!
00:51:13Hey!
00:51:14Fuck!
00:51:15Fuck!
00:51:16Fuck!
00:51:17Dude!
00:51:18What are you doing?
00:51:19Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense.
00:51:38Half time.
00:51:45Half time right now, the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:48Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing.
00:51:54I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader.
00:51:59But I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:01If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:09Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:11We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:16You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:18You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:20If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:23That's what you think, huh?
00:52:26All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault.
00:52:31It's all his fault.
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish.
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off me!
00:52:42Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals.
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself, go home!
00:52:49You go home!
00:52:51Enough!
00:52:59Why'd you have to send that goddamn contract?
00:53:02You fucked up!
00:53:03Contract is bullshit, Mars.
00:53:05I'm stringing them along.
00:53:06Robin is handling it.
00:53:08They're not gonna win this.
00:53:09You're lying.
00:53:11You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:16Bullshit.
00:53:17They'll just let me down again.
00:53:19Mars, listen to me.
00:53:21When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:24And I was lost.
00:53:26But now I'm back.
00:53:27But I'm not back for me.
00:53:28I'm back for you.
00:53:31Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:41The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:46Mars.
00:53:48God damn it!
00:53:51God!
00:53:54That's your star player?
00:53:57When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:01Instead, I'll draft him.
00:54:02Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:09Come on, boys!
00:54:11Let's go lightning!
00:54:13Come on!
00:54:13Clear it!
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:23Dude!
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Ghost keep him out of the game.
00:54:26He's trying to lose.
00:54:35We can still win this.
00:54:37But you have to trust me.
00:54:39If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:44Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:52Fuck it to you.
00:54:54Okay.
00:55:03Go!
00:55:03Ball.
00:55:04Go!
00:55:04What's up?
00:55:05Go!
00:55:05Go!
00:55:06Go!
00:55:09Okay!
00:55:34Mars Davies just executed the snipers.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:44Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him, the sniper?
00:55:51So these assholes want to die.
00:55:58You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:02I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:56:09The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:11Will they make their comeback?
00:56:14Yep, yep.
00:56:19Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:22If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:51What a comeback.
00:56:53With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:58The Lightning are up by one.
00:57:00Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:01What a comeback.
00:57:02Whoa, hold on.
00:57:04Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006?
00:57:10All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:57:18If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be fair and square.
00:57:21The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:25Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Show me what you got.
00:57:29Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:31It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:41Full-core press!
00:57:42Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him.
00:57:50But I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:03When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:08They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:11Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:25Let's get him!
00:58:26Yo!
00:58:26Go, go, go!
00:58:27Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:29These losers can't beat us!
00:58:31We win at any cost!
00:58:33You get him!
00:58:36Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:39What?
00:58:52Who again?
00:58:53This apologyaven just got him!
00:58:58Great.
00:58:58A seu re кому?
00:59:01That's why we made some of you.
00:59:03Gotta try and control him!
00:59:09I know, let's go!
00:59:10Stop doing evil here.
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 QBA Championship.
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:51You're gonna regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boys!
01:00:11Yay!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's gonna sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction,
01:00:27I knew it was gonna be you, Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:36Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:41And, uh...
01:00:43I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy
01:01:07and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:01:19with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:23But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:28You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:32Yeah!
01:01:38We're not done yet.
01:01:39For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:48Yeah!
01:01:50Yeah!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:07Oh, God.
01:02:08Oh, God.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31You should share this to the champagne talking.
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:35I want you...
01:03:36to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:53Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:57You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:00Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:17You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Marty, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:26Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:39Fine.
01:04:40Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:43And Cole, too.
01:04:45You sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:29Gentlemen.
01:05:36Well, well, well.
01:05:38What do we have here?
01:05:44Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:54Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher.
01:06:04And that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:15Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cole.
01:06:24It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:29And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:47Well, I see you.
01:06:50You and Robin?
01:06:52Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Well, I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But, you won't be needing that.
01:07:06Cause I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:37Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets.
01:07:51There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:00Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:02Maybe.
01:08:02I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:24How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:32This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:40Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48The criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:58Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:05Are you sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:12What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:19But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:30Actually, I do.
01:09:38Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:41Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:46I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52Security.
01:09:54This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:58Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:14Robin invited me as her.
01:10:18Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:22What did you, seducer, with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:34It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No, you're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray.
01:10:52How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no.
01:11:00Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:05Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man.
01:11:13With real money, real power.
01:11:15But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:11:17that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:23Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:30couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:32so she paid this broke-ass loser
01:11:34so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37I'm so sad.
01:11:38You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction
01:11:41is a high-profile event.
01:11:43There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:55Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:59He's a total catch.
01:12:01Oh, my God. How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:06Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:09and you see this greasy old man, you're gonna give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:22get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:24He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it? Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:29is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of Mari Gibbs
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:41How did you get the job?
01:12:48Omori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way. That's when I played.
01:12:58And I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:13:00So you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:13:04when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:13:08The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way. That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking.
01:13:18I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:21So I walked away from my son because
01:13:23I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:26So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:29That's where I ran into Omori.
01:13:34What? Now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37I bet he killed his wife.
01:13:40And that's why his son got taken away.
01:13:41And that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:52What the fuck?
01:13:57He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03that's his son the 2026 mvp mars davis he is a goat in the making we've had our differences
01:14:11but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death grace i'm sorry i should have called
01:14:20mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:27maybe interrupt this precious family moment but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:35talk about my wife one more time you see this man is dangerous all right your disgraceful father
01:14:41should be in a cell not the biggest basketball event of the year and after i'm inducted into
01:14:47the hall of fame i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again you can't do that yes he can
01:14:58you can't do that yes he can
01:15:03that's ben billings the owner of the most successful franchise in history the scorpions
01:15:09i wouldn't fuck with him they're done for tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this
01:15:15room and with his silver vip ticket he's probably the guest of honor himself when he tells you
01:15:23to jump i'd say how i i don't jump off the court especially for small men like you you are
01:15:34ruining
01:15:34this prestigious event security
01:15:41remove this man get him out of here fast food fraud ruining everything
01:15:48you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:53who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:16:00girlie so you better learn to respect me oh
01:16:08you are hilarious benjamin that's commissioner roger gould
01:16:12if anybody can set the record straight it's him
01:16:15you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:16:19if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room
01:16:22look no further than the man in front of you
01:16:28hell he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:38hey ronnie are you going senile already no are you
01:16:41you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets
01:16:45you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:48because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:52and after i get into the hall of fame my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:59you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:17:04as long as i have a say
01:17:06you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:12fine then it's cool and i taught him everything he knows
01:17:16and he listens to me so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:19yeah but you gotta prove
01:17:22you're not useless
01:17:23get this old man out of here and i might take it easy on you
01:17:26you know cole's right if he was the inductee
01:17:29you would have the power to send me away
01:17:31you're all right
01:17:32i don't belong here with you
01:17:36i belong on that stage
01:17:39behind the podium
01:17:39the only person allowed up there
01:17:42is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:46you are a self-righteous self-centered prick
01:17:50you think that you're getting inducted
01:17:52they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:55you sure about that
01:18:07that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:18:10that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:15holy shit it's you
01:18:18okay
01:18:19now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:22just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:25i can believe it
01:18:27he's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own
01:18:32all right all right
01:18:33where'd you steal this from
01:18:34check the name
01:18:38no it can't be
01:18:50tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history
01:18:59please put your hands together and welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:06marcel sniper
01:19:08wallace
01:19:25congratulations
01:19:26congratulations
01:19:27coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:19:29no way he conned you roddy just like he conned this whole league
01:19:33look i have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:40is this what you're talking about
01:19:42i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:45i signed that as the agreement
01:19:47you forced me into it
01:19:48meh
01:19:49good enough
01:19:49i can splice something together
01:19:51this is blackmail
01:19:52you won't get away with it
01:19:54obviously this is a setup he's trying to frame me
01:19:56nice try
01:19:57but billings was apprehended earlier tonight and guess what
01:20:00he squealed like a pig
01:20:01that's right murray
01:20:02you and billings have been rigging games
01:20:05right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:07and that ends now
01:20:11this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:14to keep you people distracted
01:20:15from the fact that this man
01:20:17isn't who he says he is
01:20:18i have had just about enough of you
01:20:20i can prove that marcel was and is
01:20:26the sniper
01:20:34this
01:20:37this is really you
01:20:39i wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:41but
01:20:41i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:45fuck this
01:20:47oh my god i just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:50all of this would be mine
01:20:52the championships the glory
01:20:53the
01:20:57you
01:20:57you accuse me
01:20:59of killing my wife
01:21:00and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:02stay back for me
01:21:03or i will kill him for real
01:21:07you accuse me
01:21:08of killing my wife
01:21:10and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:11stay back for me
01:21:13or i will kill him for real
01:21:23no one threatens my son
01:21:36enjoy prison tyler
01:21:40enjoy prison tyler
01:21:44tyler murray
01:21:45cool duncan
01:21:46you're under arrest
01:21:47for illegally
01:21:48breaking league games
01:21:49for profit
01:21:50you set me up
01:21:51billingsley
01:21:52you're a cheater
01:21:53a fucking murderer
01:21:55i never should have hired you
01:21:57in the first place
01:21:59from now on
01:22:00my money's on
01:22:02tonight
01:22:04benny gave us everything
01:22:05that we needed
01:22:06for an outright case against you
01:22:07and that was before you confessed
01:22:09to killing my wife
01:22:10it's over motherfucker
01:22:11but you promised you wouldn't say anything
01:22:13you destroyed my career
01:22:15i'm gonna fucking kill you
01:22:16you're all gonna regret this
01:22:18i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:22:23that's what you did for my family
01:22:41i am blessed to be here to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:51but first
01:22:52i would like to honor
01:22:54regina wallace
01:22:55a mother
01:22:56and a wife
01:22:57taken too soon
01:22:59but most of all
01:23:00i'd like to thank
01:23:01my son mars
01:23:03you gave me the courage
01:23:04to take my life back
01:23:05and
01:23:06i wouldn't be here
01:23:07if you hadn't given your old man
01:23:08a second chance
01:23:09i lost my mom
01:23:11and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:23:34so you've got your holo fame title now
01:23:37so what do you need me for
01:23:42you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:46i didn't know what to do
01:23:48i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:50i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:56i needed you
01:23:59you walked away when i was just a kid
01:24:02i know
01:24:04i abandoned you
01:24:05my son
01:24:07and i lived in fear and guilt
01:24:09and i'm sorry
01:24:11i want to believe him
01:24:12but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:24:15i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:20these are for you
01:24:24it's twenty letters
01:24:27i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:24:32i never forgot you
01:24:40thank you
01:24:43i love you
01:24:46thank you
01:24:47so bad
01:24:52i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:56there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:59like
01:25:00how you're hooking up with the cfo of the uba
01:25:05mom would want you to be happy
01:25:09so do i i guess
01:25:18can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:25:27your son's lucky to have you
01:25:30i'm lucky one
01:25:33hey mars
01:25:36you want to get a burger
01:25:37yeah
01:25:38yeah
01:25:41you
01:25:42you
01:25:43you
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