- 19 hours ago
Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Okay mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Than Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun too. Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prime queen.
00:00:25Wrong queen, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot mom.
00:00:58I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:01I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop.
00:01:20Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop.
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why are you tired of an asshole?
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:53That's your thing.
00:03:58You?
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page.
00:04:33Charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:36He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:56They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:48If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:55Ugh.
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great Harvard.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money.
00:07:19Survive my first day at a new school.
00:07:21And on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:32Yeah!
00:07:37Before we move.
00:07:43You know what?
00:07:44I'm sick of you too, man.
00:07:46I'm sick of you.
00:07:46I'm sick of you.
00:07:46Yeah!
00:07:46Cool!
00:07:49Do you know?
00:07:49I'm sick of you.
00:07:58I'm sick of you.
00:08:00I'm sick of you.
00:08:00You are sick of you.
00:08:19I mean you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate
00:08:24In your dreams you arrogant asshole
00:08:34Going somewhere I want my necklace back thief
00:08:38What are you talking about my pendant you took it this morning after you drove into me
00:08:42Okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely a tap
00:08:48I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54You miss me
00:08:55I missed you
00:08:56I missed you too
00:09:02Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend
00:09:05It's not what it looks like
00:09:07Really
00:09:09How about how this looks
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portrait of the lip by the way
00:09:13It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:19Okay
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it
00:09:24I don't want your money I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it
00:09:28Shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:35Yeah
00:09:36Give me $500 if you delete that pic
00:09:38I don't want your money
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:50And the way he looks at me I just
00:09:51I don't feel safe
00:09:57Never bad
00:10:00Wait
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:06You can stay here
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Which side is mine?
00:10:18No side
00:10:18This is where you're sleeping
00:10:19What?
00:10:20No I'm not living in your freaking closet
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay
00:10:25I didn't say where
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29Yeah
00:10:30They won't mind
00:10:32I mind
00:10:34Look
00:10:34My father
00:10:35Total hard ass
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38So
00:10:39He can't know about this
00:10:40Take it or leave it
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers
00:10:46Alright
00:10:47We have a deal
00:10:49Hold up
00:10:50There will be rules
00:10:52Oh
00:10:52Definitely
00:10:53I know you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:56One
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school
00:10:58We
00:10:59Are not friends
00:11:00Gladly
00:11:02Two
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself
00:11:03Three
00:11:04Same goes to you
00:11:05No checking on my six pack
00:11:08Four
00:11:08No falling in love with me
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:30You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord
00:11:34This is my property
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43Hey
00:11:43You signed the lease
00:11:45You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm going to need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51Let me go
00:11:53Let me go
00:11:54Five hundred dollars
00:11:55Let me go
00:11:57Or you can work it off
00:12:02Let me go
00:12:03Let me
00:12:12Let me
00:12:14Keep still
00:12:18Get off her
00:12:20Get off her
00:12:21Get off her
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here
00:12:30Before I knock your teeth out
00:12:38Hey
00:12:39Hey
00:12:40Come on
00:12:40Let's get you out of here
00:12:45Whoa
00:12:46Hey
00:12:47I got you
00:12:49I'm okay
00:12:49I just need a moment
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:04God you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:07You're gross
00:13:08You know that
00:13:13Oh man
00:13:14This mattress is so soft
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27Thanks food stamps
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end or four anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's
00:13:35So it's like a family heirloom
00:13:38Yeah something like that
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:46I'm not just fun
00:14:01Come on
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her
00:14:18Get in food stamps
00:14:19One time off
00:14:20Or you can relate
00:14:23Does it have a handle or
00:14:37Things are the right trust fund
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42Give me your hands
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands
00:14:53Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep
00:15:09That's right
00:15:11Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:15You're disgusting
00:15:20Get off me
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me
00:15:25Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:27Enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:31Come on, get out
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:49Yeah, no thanks
00:15:56Two thousand words on the civil war
00:15:58Guaranteed A
00:15:59Nice, thank you
00:16:06Hey, keep that back
00:16:08Ha, selling school homework
00:16:10You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me
00:16:17You blab on me
00:16:18I'll blab on you
00:16:20Mutually assured destruction
00:16:21Relax, food stamps
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out
00:16:25In the meantime
00:16:27Try to be
00:16:28A better person
00:16:53That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:17:06Oh my god
00:17:07It's trash canistan
00:17:10Our poor little orphan
00:17:11Moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13How precious
00:17:17Toilet cleaner
00:17:19How appropriate
00:17:23No
00:17:24No, wait
00:17:25No, stop, stop
00:17:27No
00:17:31No, no
00:17:33No, I only have one uniform
00:17:38Please
00:17:39Harper
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No
00:17:50No, that must be wrong
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:55Woohoo
00:18:00Come on
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven
00:18:12You've never played before?
00:18:13You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:16And you've got to make them all count
00:18:19Nudity is highly incurred
00:18:23Damn, bro
00:18:24Way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:27Yeah
00:18:28I want to say that name
00:18:29Show it to me
00:18:31Now
00:18:32Might as well get it over with
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that
00:18:52Yes
00:18:56Just take it
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:06None of your business
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me
00:19:10Plus
00:19:10I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:13You're definitely safe with me
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:15Straight back at you
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss
00:19:27Everyone's going to know if we don't
00:19:28Just two seconds
00:19:30Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick
00:19:34And make it look good
00:19:45This is ridiculous
00:19:46Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Put that in the way
00:19:51Thank you
00:19:53Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:15My necklace
00:20:18Oh
00:20:19That's my boy
00:20:22That bitch
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me
00:20:25My hair is caught in you stupid belt buckle
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on
00:20:28Let me just
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go
00:20:31How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me, let me try something else
00:20:35Ow
00:20:37Lucky girl
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:41If you know what I mean
00:20:44Go Andy
00:20:46Hold still for a sec
00:20:47Hold still for a sec
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:49I need to get out of here now
00:20:51Just take a deep breath
00:20:54I can't breathe
00:20:56Try to think of something else
00:20:57Anything else
00:20:59Okay
00:20:59Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because
00:21:04We're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me
00:21:07I'd like to know
00:21:08So I can protect myself
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:13It's you
00:21:14On me
00:21:14Oh
00:21:15Be real
00:21:16Oh my god
00:21:17You're so full of yourself
00:21:18I need to get out of here
00:21:20Okay, hang on
00:21:21Careful
00:21:35What a little whore
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like
00:21:47Not cool, Portia
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:53Hurry up
00:22:09You're home late
00:22:10You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing
00:22:13I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:16It's my passionate life
00:22:18I meant because of Portia
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:23Yeah
00:22:24She's a bully
00:22:25That's what bullies do
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:31She's right
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't
00:22:36Obviously
00:22:38But
00:22:38I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:39Before you save up enough money
00:22:41To, you know
00:22:41Move out of my closet
00:22:43Trust me
00:22:44No one wants that more than me
00:22:47Hey, you know
00:22:49Signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:53It isn't going to make you prom queen
00:22:56Oh my god
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:21And she was dying
00:23:23So I promise
00:23:26Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins
00:23:32Always
00:23:34I have to try
00:23:35For my mom
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit, it's my father
00:23:41You wanted to see me?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet
00:23:44Quick, go
00:23:44Quick, quick
00:23:50Father
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week
00:24:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:12Poor Anderson
00:24:13It's like his dad hates him
00:24:15I don't need you there
00:24:17It's cool
00:24:21What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:53Hi
00:24:54I'm Harper
00:24:56Anderson's study partner
00:24:57We've got a big assignment together
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:25:08Yes, that's me
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:13But don't bring trash into my home
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash
00:25:17She's not like that, father
00:25:19My oversex son
00:25:21Is the heir to a great fortune
00:25:22And a renown name
00:25:23And no slippery street slut
00:25:26Is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:28So
00:25:28You can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:31Stop it, father
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again
00:25:45Yes, sir
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry
00:25:56He's a super rich dick hole
00:25:58Who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:26:00I can't stay here
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper
00:26:05Don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine
00:26:09Who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her
00:26:18I don't want her to go
00:26:22Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't care what he says
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:32Alright
00:26:33I'll stay
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely
00:26:39Besides
00:26:40You can't exactly run away
00:26:42When you have socks
00:26:43Full of holes
00:26:44Can you food stamps?
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you
00:26:48You're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Hmm, once or twice
00:26:50Come on
00:26:51Come get it
00:26:53Come on
00:26:54Come get it
00:26:54My shoe
00:26:55I love that
00:26:57I love that
00:26:59I love that
00:27:00I love that
00:27:02I love that
00:27:03I love that
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume?
00:27:15Trash can of Stan
00:27:15Let me guess
00:27:17Scrubbing bubbles?
00:27:18Toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:23Now
00:27:24It's about what I want
00:27:26Whatever you say
00:27:27Good
00:27:29And I say
00:27:31Lick my feet
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees
00:27:36And lick my shoes clean
00:27:37You rag
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty
00:27:43Disgusts me
00:27:44I don't want to share my world
00:27:46With people who haven't earned it
00:27:48Well tough
00:27:48I am sharing your world
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you
00:27:51Just don't look at me
00:27:52From top
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it
00:27:56I just want to go to class
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are
00:27:59To be at Cavendish Hall
00:28:00Robbing shoulders of people
00:28:01Who are worth
00:28:02Ten of you
00:28:04Newsflash
00:28:05Having rich parents
00:28:06Doesn't make you interesting
00:28:07Or unfortunate
00:28:08It says
00:28:10A pathetic
00:28:11Penniless orphan
00:28:21On your knees
00:28:24Brad
00:28:24Stop
00:28:33Now lick
00:28:35Like you love it
00:28:40Oh my god it's my nose
00:28:43Now lick
00:28:46Like you love it
00:28:51Oh my god it's my nose
00:28:58Sorry Porsche
00:28:59Best fight
00:29:00Are you okay?
00:29:03No Porsche I'm not okay
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know
00:29:08Looks fine to me
00:29:09Right
00:29:09Myas?
00:29:10Straight
00:29:11Wait
00:29:12Is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No
00:29:14No
00:29:15No
00:29:15Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No
00:29:17Shut up
00:29:20Babe
00:29:20You look great
00:29:21You're always beautiful
00:29:23Don't suck up to me
00:29:28This is your fault
00:29:32Porsche
00:29:33Totally my bad
00:29:34Okay
00:29:35I owe you one
00:29:36You bet you do Andy
00:29:39It hurts
00:29:40You're so pretty
00:29:42Did Anderson Savage
00:29:44Really just rescue me
00:29:45From the most popular
00:29:46Bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants
00:30:00You've got a nose for these things
00:30:02Food stamps
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate
00:30:05With all of that
00:30:07In my face
00:30:10You still haven't told me
00:30:12What you want in exchange
00:30:12For not turning me in
00:30:13For cheating
00:30:14You uh
00:30:15Really want to do this now?
00:30:16I just don't want to hang
00:30:18Over my head
00:30:18Aw
00:30:19Poor food stamps
00:30:20Has it been playing
00:30:21On your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want
00:30:23Trust fund
00:30:28How about
00:30:29Finish our assignment
00:30:31I want an A
00:30:32No
00:30:33A plus
00:30:34So
00:30:35Make it good
00:30:36Okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing
00:30:39Our half of the assignment
00:30:41Yeah
00:30:42It'll be character building
00:30:43I hate you so much
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you
00:30:47Wait
00:30:52Before you go
00:30:54Why did you throw the bull
00:30:55At Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth
00:31:04It was a clean spike
00:31:06Just out of ham's reach
00:31:09It was in the complete
00:31:10Opposite direction
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because
00:31:14I don't get why Portia's
00:31:16Giving you such a hard time
00:31:17She doesn't need to
00:31:18Punch down
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think
00:31:22You're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure
00:31:25I could fight back
00:31:26If I wanted to
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school
00:31:29Even though she thinks she does
00:31:31And I'll prove that
00:31:32When I'm named Prom Queen
00:31:34Okay, look
00:31:34In all seriousness
00:31:37You've got
00:31:38Dude
00:31:39Hope you're ready to party
00:31:41Yes, Edison
00:31:42It's time for you to make it up to me
00:31:45Of course you can't know
00:31:46I'm living here
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Dig something quick
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed
00:31:51What the fuck do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah
00:31:53Come on, quick
00:31:55Get in the bed
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Get
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver
00:32:19Since, you know, you won't wear one
00:32:22More than one
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore
00:32:26Gotta go mess up your bathroom
00:32:30So
00:32:33How are you
00:32:36Really?
00:32:43How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia
00:32:50We talked about this
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:16Nothing
00:33:18All good
00:33:19But just, um
00:33:20It's worth my volleyball practice
00:33:25All right
00:33:26We ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah
00:33:28I'll just finish getting dressed
00:33:30And I'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:31Cool
00:33:33Porsche, let's go
00:33:40Thank God
00:33:41I nearly suffocated
00:33:42Suffocated
00:33:42Thanks for saving me, Anderson
00:33:44You're the best
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do
00:33:47If horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets
00:33:57Wait, is that?
00:33:59Oh my God
00:34:00Ew
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps
00:34:05And get our assignment done
00:34:17That's better
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear
00:34:28Don't change the subject
00:34:30You were actually nice to me
00:34:32For once
00:34:35So
00:34:37Just let me know if there's
00:34:38Anything else
00:34:39You want to do to thank me
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan
00:34:49You're just a speed bump on his privileged road
00:34:53Never in my lifetime
00:34:54Because I still hate you
00:34:56Hate you more
00:35:04Took all night
00:35:05But I finally completed
00:35:06Your half of our assignment
00:35:09Better be an A-plus
00:35:10Food stamps
00:35:12So I've done
00:35:13All the work
00:35:14And you're extorting an A-plus for me
00:35:17A hundred percent
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in
00:35:20In writing, dipstick
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen
00:35:23Or this goes straight to the dean
00:35:26Shit
00:35:29Load on food stamps
00:35:31You got me
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me
00:35:42Give me a break food stamps
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or option B
00:36:07Give people shit they like
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy
00:36:10Just feed them
00:36:21Drama kids
00:36:22Crame attention
00:36:23Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars
00:36:26Uh
00:36:27Hey guys
00:36:28Uh
00:36:29I loved your performance in the last school play
00:36:31Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:41Oh my god
00:36:42Love it
00:36:43Thanks guys
00:36:43Oh my god
00:36:44As for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:52Yeah
00:36:52Sorry
00:36:53No chance
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win
00:36:56Yeah
00:36:57You're screwed
00:36:59Look the only way is to really impress these guys
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs
00:37:08And I can be popular
00:37:09And I got boobs
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No
00:37:14You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No
00:37:18But
00:37:19I might have something which
00:37:21Could cause a lot of noise around here
00:37:23And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament
00:37:28Where the only thing hotter than the sand
00:37:30Is trying to stand your partner
00:37:32On the blue team
00:37:33Harper
00:37:33And Andrew
00:37:35So who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team
00:37:40We have Portia
00:37:42And Hamilton
00:37:43You're shitting me
00:37:44I
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me
00:37:48That's what she said
00:37:49It is literally what she said
00:37:52Yo, Anderson
00:37:53Looking good, man
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag
00:38:06Let's play, then
00:38:09Let's go
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament
00:38:16Okay
00:38:17My potential voters are here
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them
00:38:21You got this, okay?
00:38:34Oh, what a hit!
00:38:35Woohoo!
00:38:36Woohoo!
00:38:38Eat there, bish!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and the spike from Anderson
00:38:54It's cool
00:38:55We can wait for you to call your daddy for help
00:38:58At least I have a daddy
00:39:33So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me, not in front of half the volleyball
00:39:48team.
00:39:49Oh my God, Irving's America!
00:39:52You're dead!
00:40:04Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Of course, that was bullshit.
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11You're stuck!
00:40:13Get out of here!
00:40:14Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate this.
00:40:19You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:34Oh my God, is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe, that was some head.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:41:00Great game.
00:41:01Awesome final serve.
00:41:03My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:05Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for prom queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it.
00:41:12We'll vote for you.
00:41:13That's like a whole team here.
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:16You're gonna be viral.
00:41:18Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:24She's gone.
00:41:26I will kill her.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for prom queen.
00:41:32I'm prom queen.
00:41:33She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:37Who cares?
00:41:39Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:41And she's changing him.
00:41:44She might not change you, too.
00:41:46Portia, you've been prom queen like every year.
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:55Needy?
00:41:56Needy.
00:41:57I was just joking.
00:41:59I didn't mean it.
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:06Just go.
00:42:09Go.
00:42:10I'm fine.
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:33I'm gonna fuck you up, you fruit shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:39Happy valentine.
00:42:41Happy valentine.
00:42:42Happy valentine.
00:42:54For you.
00:42:56A.
00:42:57Wait.
00:42:57Did Anderson just give me a valentine?
00:43:05What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:10I know.
00:43:11She looks like a walking cox off nerd to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:24It will.
00:43:25That's weird.
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:28So, who's it from?
00:43:30Oh, hey!
00:43:31Wait, that's mine!
00:43:32Give it back!
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:34Had a note?
00:43:35Yeah, who from?
00:43:39Don't even know.
00:43:40But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:49Did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking the heavy...
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:01What the fuck?
00:44:02Anderson!
00:44:03Anderson!
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Help!
00:44:09Anderson!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Help!
00:44:12Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:15That was meant for me.
00:44:17Anderson, wake up.
00:44:18Yep.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:26The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:30Oh, sorry.
00:44:33Wake up.
00:44:34Anderson!
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:41They don't need you.
00:44:43Briggs.
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:47Just fun.
00:44:48Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:54Wake up!
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:02Oh, my God.
00:45:07Oh, my God.
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:24Oh, my God.
00:45:40No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:43Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel so wrong?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still not here.
00:45:58Yes.
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:03and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can do with this and I will do with that.
00:46:16Okay, I'll be in.
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:18Yep, that's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:26Cool.
00:46:34You're not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:43you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:51Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:53Yep, yep.
00:46:54Come, come, come.
00:46:54Oh, where are you?
00:46:54Oh, you're staying?
00:46:55Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:56Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:04Confident, confident.
00:47:06He's here!
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:10A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage, above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:19Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:42What'd you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, trust me.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15No.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:28Why don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:32I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And you were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58You sure you're not holding out on me food stamps?
00:49:00Why would I do that?
00:49:03Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:15Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:34Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not going to show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry.
00:50:40You're pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04I don't want you to miss out on anything.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40I need you to do something for me.
00:51:45Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:51:56Have parents.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:22Don't worry.
00:52:23My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:26Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:29T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:31The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:34Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:39Interesting.
00:52:40No, this is way too much.
00:52:41Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:58Okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it.
00:53:08Okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my car.
00:53:43All right, I'll do it.
00:53:45Great.
00:53:46Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me.
00:53:56I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay, sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black?
00:54:06Funeral.
00:54:07Oh, how good is this?
00:54:11Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:13It's okay.
00:54:14We'll get there.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:29Mm.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51If she'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Dumped Hamilton.
00:54:59Need to be with you.
00:55:00What?
00:55:01Tonight's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry.
00:55:12Got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:17Okay, girl.
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:24Okay.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for someone.
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:06Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me?
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Harper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:49Oh my god.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:59How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:06I hate it.
00:57:08Give you all my love.
00:57:11Give you every touch.
00:57:14Till this sky turns to star-dives.
00:57:18Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:23Hey, food stamps.
00:57:25You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:36Um, may I?
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:49Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:55Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:18Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:23I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they've got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:28So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:31Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:33I so want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58I love you.
00:59:01Hey, I love you.
00:59:12Hey, I love you.
00:59:36It's time to announce
00:59:38at Prom King and Queen
00:59:39Horsha Leon, a queen for many years
00:59:42Thank you for your service
00:59:44But tonight's new Prom Queen and King
00:59:48is Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage
00:59:59Be calm, Horsha
01:00:00What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:04so you and I could win and be together
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:10But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:12I'll tell him you were trying it on
01:00:13the whole time you were with him
01:00:16Wait
01:00:17Anderson and Porsche were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real
01:00:21This isn't happening
01:00:23It is
01:00:24Don't deal with it
01:00:26Sorry, Porsche
01:00:27I gotta go be king
01:00:34Sorry, babe
01:00:44A new king and queen
01:00:46A new king and queen
01:00:51Well done, first steps
01:00:57I did it, mom
01:01:00Just like we promised
01:01:02I'm Prom Queen
01:01:04It's true
01:01:05Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:08to get with Anderson
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really to her
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you
01:01:19Portia
01:01:21Congratulations
01:01:21Probably shouldn't say
01:01:23But
01:01:24I heard one of the judges say
01:01:26that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:29so you could win
01:01:30I don't believe you
01:01:32Makes sense to me
01:01:33And me
01:01:35Hey, Mayas
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex
01:01:39Lots of
01:01:41There you go
01:01:43If the Mayas know
01:01:44Then
01:01:45Everyone knows
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal
01:01:48what you did to get the crown
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:55There's no way you beat me
01:01:56Not in a million years
01:01:58Marsha
01:01:58Has it ever occurred to you
01:02:00that everyone is just so sick
01:02:02of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby
01:02:04who bullies everyone
01:02:05because she isn't smart enough
01:02:06to get what she wants
01:02:07any other way
01:02:08You know the truth, witch
01:02:09You're nothing
01:02:11You're like
01:02:12a chicken nugget
01:02:14on a table of caviar
01:02:15You're trash
01:02:17A handicapped parking space
01:02:19that Anderson pulled into
01:02:21for five minutes
01:02:22because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:23Oh, so you're no longer
01:02:25with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you
01:02:29and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Now you're getting it
01:02:32And yet
01:02:34Anderson would rather be
01:02:35with trashy
01:02:36chicken nugget car parking
01:02:38than
01:02:38whatever
01:02:39whatever this is
01:02:41Ouch
01:02:42That is a good point
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia
01:02:48Your type is going straight
01:02:50to non-recyclable
01:03:15You okay?
01:03:16I think so
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on a hem
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her
01:03:26but
01:03:26Bullshit
01:03:27No, you better get out of here
01:03:29before I do something
01:03:30I regret
01:03:30What?
01:03:31Like not respond
01:03:31when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:35I have no idea
01:03:36what you're talking about
01:03:37Anderson, how do we go
01:03:39from hanging out
01:03:39all the time
01:03:40into this
01:03:41I don't know
01:03:42The sooner you're in the rearview
01:03:44the better the road ahead looks
01:03:45Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay
01:03:52I'm okay
01:03:55You're not okay
01:03:58I got you
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be
01:04:05Okay
01:04:05Now don't go anywhere
01:04:09I'm going to take your shoes off
01:04:11Okay?
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:22It's okay
01:04:23I have none
01:04:26I just
01:04:28I heard Portia
01:04:29say that she broke up
01:04:31at Hamilton
01:04:31to be with you
01:04:33That's why I couldn't
01:04:34drive you to prom
01:04:35You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton
01:04:38Well, her check
01:04:40He kind of
01:04:41saw it coming
01:04:42Poor guy
01:04:42I don't understand
01:04:45Why are you sitting here
01:04:46fixing my ankle
01:04:47when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you
01:04:50I don't love her
01:04:52Portia and I
01:04:53said we were never together
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school
01:04:57was Portia just
01:04:58being a brat
01:04:59She always wants
01:05:00what she can't have
01:05:01and
01:05:02I'd never do that to Hamilton
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me
01:05:07Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure
01:05:10Like you had to be sure
01:05:11I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it
01:05:14You never would have believed me
01:05:15I'm just a spoiled rich kid
01:05:17Right?
01:05:19Maybe
01:05:20I was wrong about that
01:05:23About a lot of things
01:05:30Maybe it's time
01:05:31to make things right
01:05:36I got you something
01:05:44I thought it would
01:05:45go with your dress
01:05:49They're so lovely
01:05:51Let me put them on
01:05:54No, no, no
01:05:55You've already been too generous
01:05:57It's easy for me
01:05:58to be generous food stamps
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:09Oh, beautiful
01:06:12They are beautiful
01:06:14Thank you
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better
01:06:21We won't be doing
01:06:23a king and queen dance though
01:06:24Says who?
01:06:28Really?
01:06:29Come on
01:06:34Uh, okay
01:06:35Put your feet
01:06:36On mine
01:06:42Okay
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night
01:06:56could be more perfect
01:06:57Okay
01:07:24It's really nice
01:07:27It costs me
01:07:27I don't think this is..
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace in the back.
01:08:10I know they went this way.
01:08:12Aniston has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16And once he realizes what a gull digger that jit-rag orphan is, he'll see she isn't worthy
01:08:22of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:31Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:51What, you're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey, you're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:17Hey.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like eye of new in Ernestine's coffee.
01:09:37And eye of penis into his mouth.
01:09:39Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:04Give us a smile.
01:10:06Or you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:10Shh.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:20So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Ernestine knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished to your rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker
01:10:39before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch
01:10:47and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03We'll feel better.
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Parker.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37What?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parker called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone.
01:11:49I promise you.
01:11:50Having trouble gives people like you a chance to be better and have always got fired.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can
01:12:04to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:35Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up.
01:12:47Please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:05If I could search the world.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than now.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:22If I can hurt.
01:13:27hey hey some shit's going down dude look harper's run off i'm looking for her but
01:13:33she's blocking my calls i need you to call her hopefully she'll pick up for you please man
01:13:38i don't know man this seems like it's between you and harper look hamilton i'm the last person
01:13:45she wants to see right now if you don't help me she's gonna disappear forever and i'll never see
01:13:49you again you gotta help me man please harper hey thanks for agreeing to talk to me why do you
01:14:01suddenly care apologize to her do it now i stood by and let portia do some shitty things
01:14:09i'm sorry about that it's fine doesn't matter none of it does it's over now ask her if she's
01:14:17gonna let portia run her out of town are you really gonna let portia run you out of town
01:14:23she's right i don't belong here people like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:32hasn't she ever felt that way before haven't you ever felt that way yeah i guess with anderson
01:14:42even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time it just felt safe with it
01:14:47ask her if she's really gonna let portia take that away from her are you really gonna let
01:14:54portia take that away from you
01:15:01it was a fifteen thousand dollar brentling watch you wore a men's watch brent gave me the watch
01:15:10because he he wanted me to go out with him and when i didn't go out with him he told
01:15:17the police
01:15:18that i stole it and i couldn't prove that he was lying let's hear from miss leon thank you sir
01:15:25well we often leave our lockers unlocked because well no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31i took my jewelry off for jim and then i found it stolen and the my sorry maya and maya
01:15:38said that
01:15:39they saw harper going through my locker normally i would say this is miss leon's word against yours
01:15:44but it's not it's the police's word another young man's word and miss leon's word against yours
01:15:54unless you have other evidence not evidence but i worked so hard for this
01:16:02why would i risk everything to take some jewelry it doesn't make any sense
01:16:06people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10is that all you have to say harper
01:16:14well in that case i have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:17why i report this to the police
01:16:22no please stop
01:16:25you all need to see this you all need to see this
01:16:30i have a sworn statement from brent mitchell saying that he lied about harper stealing the watch
01:16:37he gave it to her to make her like him when she rejected him he lied to the police to
01:16:43punish her
01:16:43for god's sake anderson what she got over you have some dignity
01:16:53here is all of porsche's stolen jewelry
01:16:59oh my god you found it oh thank you thank you thank you
01:17:04yeah i found it in your bedside table is this true
01:17:11i was doing everyone a favor she'll never be one of us why can't you all see
01:17:15what a filthy little slut she is she plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her
01:17:20we've heard more than enough from you miss leon
01:17:24now miss sullivan what to make of all of this
01:17:30your accusers say oh you a very sincere apology
01:17:34your scholarship is safe and i'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to harvard
01:17:40to help make up this thank you team matthews and anderson
01:17:46now miss leon what to do with you please don't expel me my parents will kill me
01:17:56i don't know how to thank you but you fixed everything harvard
01:18:01the way i feel about you you think you've won don't you but you haven't not by a long shot
01:18:08you might think you're in love but this will not work you won't come to realize that she's not like
01:18:14us no it's deeper than that you'll always feel secure and she never will you'll end up thinking
01:18:19she's a neurotic mess because you're such a great role model four wives all gone harper is the most
01:18:27amazing smartest most determined person i've ever met anderson drop her if you make me choose
01:18:34i'll choose her over you every time you don't mean that listen clearly if you want me to stay in
01:18:42your
01:18:42life you accept harper or i'm gone i hope he's right about you because every woman i've ever met
01:18:51is in it for the money with all due respect i don't really care what you think
01:19:04anderson what did you just do i stood up for my girl so i'm your girl so i'm your girl
01:19:12well that depends
01:19:16do you want to be my girl i don't know what's that job entail it's a full-time job food
01:19:24stamps
01:19:26we'll probably do a lot of this
01:19:33and i'll probably say things like i love you harper i've never met anyone like you
01:19:39well i don't want to rush into anything but i think i could handle all that
01:19:46and i'll make you feel safe every day of your life
01:19:51i love you so much anderson savage i love you harper sullivan
01:20:24what's this maybe some further questions from harvard they had some for me too oh
01:20:29shit sorry dean
01:20:35food stamps just open it
01:20:47it's my confirmation i'm i mean i'm definitely in
01:20:53i don't mean to steal your thunder but i got an early offer too looks like we'll both be going
01:21:01to
01:21:01harvard next year can't get rid of me that easily food stamps i guess i'm gonna have to try harder
01:21:06then
01:21:08it's perfect everything's perfect
01:21:18hey your mom would be really proud of you you know that right i do
01:21:37i can't can't imagine
01:21:40i can't can't imagine
01:21:42i can't can't imagine the night
01:21:43i can't imagine the night
01:21:47You
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