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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31In desperate need of anger
00:02:32revise, Lowered
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Relate it! Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Yeah!
00:04:12What did you do?
00:04:13What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:48I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:14Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Stripper.
00:06:44No!
00:06:48No!
00:06:51No!
00:06:53No!
00:06:53R-I-P!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08I made it!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12I made it!
00:07:16That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:52Oh, look at you.
00:07:55Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:50I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'll do better next time. I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:13Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:14I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:19Sorry.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:42Really?
00:09:42Hmm.
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:59Who is in San Diego?
00:11:00Exactly.
00:11:00Honey, did what?
00:11:02Who is in destru Bern's class?
00:11:02Maybe.
00:11:13How the fuck was inå„ where they are?
00:11:15And that was the perfect item.
00:11:19Who got the different items?
00:11:23Oh, my God!
00:11:24Fuck.
00:11:25Oh, my God.
00:11:25All right.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:04Stay with me.
00:12:13Come on.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus fuck!
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me!
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:48And thank God, I'm your CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you-?
00:13:12Are you-?
00:13:12I felt you-?
00:13:14I was-?
00:13:15I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:18Okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:48Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:59You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh shit!
00:14:45Oh shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:52Good morning!
00:14:57Okay!
00:14:58So this is why you call me a perv?
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait.
00:15:02Does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh my god!
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh!
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:22Quite!
00:15:37Isacon, you don't fail, but you got to go over the house.
00:15:39I'll let you know what I'm doing.
00:15:40I'll let you know.
00:15:41Not me.
00:15:41Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it,
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:16:59I don't tell on you, okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for you?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:28What?
00:17:29What?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference when I'm actually being nice.
00:17:42Take it.
00:17:46Or a dog.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:55That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh, my God.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly your fault.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:15What's mean?
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:28Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:41Deal.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:44Deal.
00:19:44Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:20:18Yeah, yeah
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess
00:21:02Oh
00:21:19I've been for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes
00:22:15Oh, jeez, I'm sorry
00:22:17Sorry, I'm sorry
00:22:26Chase
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year, it's way too cool
00:22:35Yes, yes, of course
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going
00:22:43Great, I'll see you then
00:22:52See you then
00:22:53Oh no, how am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit
00:23:01Yikes
00:23:03Look at you
00:23:05Total train wreck
00:23:11Bo, you have to help me
00:23:12How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine
00:23:22Fine
00:23:23Fine
00:23:23Looks like I'm cursed
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal
00:23:28Hey
00:23:29What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down
00:23:33Oh, shut up
00:23:34Makeover starts now
00:23:36Ah
00:23:37But, uh, uh, uh...
00:23:43research
00:23:44Yeah
00:23:44Miracle
00:23:44Advisory
00:23:44bouncing
00:23:44Arrest
00:23:45...
00:23:49Ć
00:23:49...
00:24:12Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Cliches, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:24:52I'm sorry.
00:25:24Here?
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:32I'm sorry.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46I'll leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go, go, go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:15I'll be there.
00:26:23I'll be there.
00:26:26I'll be there.
00:26:32I'll be there.
00:26:38I'll be there.
00:26:45I'll be there.
00:27:08I'll be there.
00:27:12Oops.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:29You look unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Pheebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Pheebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:54I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team captain.
00:28:03I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15I got Bo.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:33What?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on, are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out, some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:27You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:30How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge Winter Function serving me, girls.
00:30:45Get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:02Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:24Good job.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:36Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said.
00:32:19If someone sees us.
00:32:20Code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh jeez.
00:32:24Oh my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04St. Vincent is lucky.
00:33:06To have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kinda don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lame.
00:33:50It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebe?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit!
00:34:41My dress!
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:25You.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:46No!
00:35:48No!
00:35:53You are so stupid!
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out.
00:36:15I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking testosterone stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Uh-huh.
00:38:06You think a little straight?
00:38:07You think a little bit of tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute, very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Now go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:07Wow, Sala in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby, right there
00:40:23Or babe
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:28No
00:40:36Did you, uh
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldritch anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I pay you
00:41:16You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:28Hurt
00:41:30Loser
00:41:34You naughty naughty boy
00:41:53No, no, Phoebe
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself
00:42:00You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:04Okay, here you go
00:42:08Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:23Do it, Mary
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:33Lose your lab grant
00:42:35Hmm
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44Sure
00:42:46Here we go
00:43:01Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:43:03Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:43:18Just don't
00:43:19Just don't
00:43:20Just don't take me
00:43:21Just don't take me
00:43:23Just don't take me
00:43:24Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebe
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:38Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:50On three
00:43:50On three
00:43:51We drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52This will go viral
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01Oh hell no
00:44:16No
00:44:17Oh my god
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28I'm so grateful
00:44:28This is fashion week couture
00:44:32Get it off me
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact
00:44:37The stench
00:44:38That's ammonia
00:44:40Meaning
00:44:41You're sexually covered in piss here
00:44:45Pissing Max
00:44:46Mad stinky Max
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:20Hey, Phoebe
00:45:21Hey, Phoebe
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um
00:45:31Yeah, sure
00:45:41Dude
00:45:42You know it's first come first serve
00:45:53Oh
00:45:53Oh
00:45:54I'll take you home
00:45:57Oh my god
00:45:59You were waiting for me
00:46:00That's so sweet
00:46:02I have no idea what that
00:46:04I
00:46:04I got poised
00:46:06And then a shower
00:46:08And then it was cold
00:46:09And then a cold shower
00:46:11And then it was cold
00:46:11And I was like
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:13And I was like
00:46:13Can we have one?
00:46:14Just drive
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both going to pay for this!
00:46:48Music
00:46:50Music
00:46:51Music
00:46:52Music
00:46:53Music
00:46:58Thieves, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is.
00:47:09And you're a golden girl.
00:47:10Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:14Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Something cute.
00:47:42Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:56I love these.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:01I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:04I'm...
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12Forget who I am?
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:17Yes!
00:48:18Yes!
00:48:20Yes!
00:48:20Yes!
00:48:20Oh!
00:48:22Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:25You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29There's faster run in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Try not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:03Start!
00:49:26Phoebe.
00:49:28Excuse me.
00:49:31Get home now, I can't wait to keep it.
00:49:35Goodbye.
00:49:47Bye.
00:49:54Yo!
00:49:55Whoa!
00:49:56Yo!
00:49:59I won Phoebe, you saw her.
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:07The real winner.
00:50:09He's the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man.
00:50:27You crushed it.
00:50:27Thanks, brother.
00:50:28Have a good one.
00:50:29See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30You do early.
00:50:30Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty.
00:50:54Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets...
00:51:13Anything they ask for.
00:51:23Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to clean his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:48Well then.
00:51:50I'm claiming it now.
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:01You.
00:52:02The gunner.
00:52:07Tutor.
00:52:08You...
00:52:09I gotta...
00:52:15Tutor me.
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine.
00:52:27Do you want tutoring?
00:52:29You'll get tutoring.
00:52:30Go sit.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:07Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips?
00:53:26Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hot, Cora.
00:53:53No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay.
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:56So, it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150-million-der quantity of the solution, there are how many million-ders that goes to a...
00:54:11Oh, okay.
00:54:12So, that's okay.
00:54:15How is the answer?
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:50If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:54So, sit.
00:54:55Date.
00:54:56And get two more.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:15But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way, I always come out of time.
00:55:37Fine.
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Yes.
00:56:03Yes.
00:56:04Yes.
00:56:04Yes.
00:56:05Yes.
00:56:06Yes.
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:08Yes.
00:56:12Now, now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:41You want me?
00:56:54Helm.
00:56:55Are you all a fork?
00:56:57Or do you also fight?
00:56:59But you're right
00:57:03A bad boy
00:57:06Lakes
00:57:07Plumps
00:57:08And he always bites
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good
00:57:18For once in my life
00:57:22Miss Phillips
00:57:26Just remember
00:57:27Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:06Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:06Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:15Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:32Let's have a look
00:58:33coming from the back
00:58:33Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:33I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:34Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:59:29Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking too!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school
01:00:54bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12All right, bye.
01:01:14Bye.
01:01:39Miss Hotshit doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you, trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:29Okay.
01:02:32Old witch.
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman.
01:02:43Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I...
01:02:46Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey.
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:01Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:06Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts.
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:25Chips.
01:03:29Teenage ŠŠ½Š°ŃŠøŃ.
01:03:33Teenage woman's really low.
01:03:35GPA's in the she cũng.
01:03:59Wow, life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06I'm not ready.
01:04:08Who's to die for?
01:04:44Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:55But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's the proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study.
01:06:50But the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:58Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A Amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some salt respect.
01:07:43Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Well...
01:07:59Well...
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now...
01:08:03You've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And...
01:08:13I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:18Don't...
01:08:23You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:27And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt!
01:08:31Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:38I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:08:51Right!
01:08:52The Abuse!
01:08:53The Abuse!
01:08:54The Abuse!
01:08:57The Abuse!
01:08:59The Abuse!
01:09:01The Abuse!
01:09:04The Abuse!
01:09:05The Abuse!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07No!
01:09:09Phoebe!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:09:12But you!
01:09:14God!
01:09:15I hate bullies!
01:09:17so that's it from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:25wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and I are nothing alike you have
01:09:31a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing alike just because I'm not like
01:09:36you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just take it you can't too damn much
01:09:43about what other people think about me and no makeover to change that you think I ruined
01:09:51your life news flash nothing can fix a coward then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair
01:10:02ever since I got tangled up with you my life has just fallen apart all you know is how to
01:10:08solve
01:10:08problems with your fist but yeah maybe I care too much about what people think about me but you
01:10:14pretending not to cure at all that's just how you hide your fear you break things and people
01:10:23and you push them away just so you won't break yourself
01:10:31I am scared yeah I am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38why am Ium I am afraid she is not that one which is my concern someone
01:10:41that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right we you are going to have
01:10:46have just played games yes we played ourselves that way
01:10:58ŃŠµŠ»Š¾Š²ŠµŠŗ I should have just run out of drive
01:11:00about planes I have just learned something that I have
01:11:01less than if a six or me I ķė©“ I do and getps you think I will bescared
01:11:01and I am angry I'm a SCAxel you that part of my health
01:11:05and I have Designed that I Tradingeed what makes you think they are
01:11:07everything I would have created this ė³“ļæ½ een word and my situation of course I'm suitable and I have
01:11:07He's such an asshole, I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like
01:11:13that when all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me?
01:11:22Babs? Hey, Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright Chase, sorry babe, just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:36Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder. Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know. I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about
01:12:07stuff. Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know. You used to stand up right there.
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs. You aren't exactly subtle.
01:12:25I'll help you.
01:12:30I've lost you, Paul.
01:12:34I actually won't.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:41Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:47What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes. That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:15That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:35Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase.
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:56What the...
01:14:01She...
01:14:02Fucking...
01:14:03said...
01:14:04No!
01:14:08Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:16This piece of shit.
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:45Fuck!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:52Asshole!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15In...
01:15:16Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my friend.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:15:34Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You bit him.
01:15:41You pulled away.
01:15:41You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:16:01Just some nerd.
01:16:02I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am just an idiot.
01:16:09I was too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Ditch school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:17:05You ready for a ride?
01:17:09Only with Beau.
01:17:11Infuriating.
01:17:12Stupid.
01:17:13Impossible.
01:17:13Beau Clement.
01:17:15Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:21No.
01:17:24No.
01:17:24No.
01:17:27No.
01:17:34I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:38No.
01:17:41No.
01:17:43No.
01:17:43No.
01:17:46No.
01:17:47No.
01:17:49No.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:19I don't want to have sex with you.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:18:49I'm always packing.
01:18:50I'm always packing.
01:18:52I'm always packing.
01:18:54I'm always packing.
01:18:57I'm packing.
01:19:13Oh, wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:20Um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50When you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:09Oh, my God.
01:20:18Colby.
01:20:19Oh, my God.
01:20:20Bring it.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:53It was a pray.
01:20:58I love you, too.
01:21:00It's so heavy.
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:03It's so heavy.
01:21:03What are you doing?
01:21:03Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:06Oh, my God.
01:21:07Oh, my God.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:09Nothing.
01:22:10I'll have to go back.
01:22:11Definitely, a surprise.
01:22:16I'll have to go back.
01:22:24Oh, yeah.
01:22:34I'll be talking to you soon.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:58Who's your first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Bob.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39Well, when we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:22Bo.
01:25:23Bo.
01:25:24I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38Yeah.
01:25:39No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right.
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy's person.
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm going to swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I-I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you...
01:26:45try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Tonda.
01:27:18Don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean...
01:27:21Fucking look at her!
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a re-
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:35Chop, chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57Capital A for absolutely, and you're a capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:06That's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:06Thank you very much.
01:29:06Thank you very much.
01:29:07Thank you very much.
01:29:08Thank you very much.
01:29:08Thank you very much.
01:29:08Thank you very much.
01:29:08Thank you very much.
01:29:20Thank you very much.
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